@@budgetbajur though it's true that he/she guessed the song wrong, your name is literally "UwU", any ground you had to stand on to criticize someone else's grammar is about half as dead as the horse the wierd furries coomed on
Fun fact: in the new game plus for this game you can equip 59 shovels, which penetrate body armor and basically one hit kill anything that isn’t a boss
Just picked this game up at Walmart like a week ago and now whenever I play it, my house turns into a 1950s movie dinner and my family gathers around to watch me play. Thanks corona very cool
What Joseph remembers of John: "He was loving. Kind. Full of joy..." What everyone else remembers of John: "I threw a shovel at him and he stopped moving."
Dude... all of this made me laugh so fucking hard. God dammit, especially the Irish accent and saying 'fucking bears lad', that was the one that killed.
@@coenisgreat I think it was meant to suck(that's what she said), as if the Farcry 5 ending wasn't the true ending. And the beginning of Farcry new dawn was the ending of farcry 5
The fact that the "npc speaking gets cut off by JFJ smacking them with shovel, rpg...sometimes rpg shovel launcher..." is a recurring joke makes me happy.
This is why he's my favourite streamer on Twitch 17:07 the emotion in his voice speaks volumes (damn he isn't on twitch but I did watch all 3 of his streams)
Oh jfj that warms my heart :') Hope youre having a great day man, just wanted to say thank you for the streams. I tune in whenever i can on my ps4 so sadly i can almost never type in chat but i want you to know your streams are fucking great. Again thank you!
Nature: *creates a crystal white deer*
Humans: yeah, Imma shoot him with a mg.
m60 go brrrrt
MAG DUMP TIME BOIS
"It beautiful!!" *mag dumps*
Everyone dies
JFJ: *laughs*
Virgil dies
JFJ: *BFG Division plays*
It's The Gladiator you illiterate... I mean you guessed the game franchise.
@@budgetbajur thank you was wondering what the song was
@@budgetbajur though it's true that he/she guessed the song wrong, your name is literally "UwU", any ground you had to stand on to criticize someone else's grammar is about half as dead as the horse the wierd furries coomed on
@@engma5151 Don't forget all the cubs. Don't look that up by the way.
@@engma5151 Beautiful, couldn't have worded it any better.
"I'll do it with a button on my chest and a smile on my face!" That's such a fucking raw line holy shit.
It really fucking is, I keep coming back to the video to hear him say that
Could I get a time stamp?
@@gunknightben1829 23:18
@@efflorescized thank you
Horsey! I love you!
"I got really scared when cheeseburger disappeared!"
JFJ, a true American!
Why does this have no replies
@@dogebond6960 it does'nt need them
It only need *L O I K E S*
Fun fact: in the new game plus for this game you can equip 59 shovels, which penetrate body armor and basically one hit kill anything that isn’t a boss
Holy shit
oh god u should not have said that
“Puts 59 shovels in my back menacingly” what are you talking about no one is gonna do something crazy
Fun Fact: Bears are incapable of getting diabetes irl, they have a special protein in their body fat that prevents insulin issues.
That and also any explosive weapons I leveled both perks as much as possible and infamous was a joke because of it
Dont forget. I stream everyday on youtube at 6pm central.
Faken bears
21:17 rip Micah
@@applesfromthegroundsir3009 I cant believe he died he was the best character.
@JFJ are you going to stream cyberpunk when it comes out?
Will there be a part2 with the dlcs?
JFJ When Virgil is hurt: "Release Hellfire and fury upon those who dare to harm the innocent of the world."
Vergil is the only one going to heaven and we all know it.
Women in 1047: Look at this magic trick!
Rest of the village: 8:38
Heh
Perfect
Made me laugh to hard, thanks.
8:35 what makes it even funnier was the chat someone was saying how old she was
Yea he was talking too me lol.
8:33 look at mid of chat.
"Kickstarting the diswasher
Teens are insufferable. Back in my days we were allowed to open carry shovels and they had a mind to not start talking in our presence.
So young...still legal in Germany.
:D
The fact he kills almost every one he sees is so funny
He was a lot more chill in the streams
Really good work.
Mordhou man
Hey Ziggy, how's the weather down there?
you
*Virgil dies*
JFJ: “LETS DO THIS TEXAS STYLE”
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
Nope.avi to their lives
Yes yes amzing performance
Any idea which VOD was his FC5 Playthrough??
@@tonyneri6245*Random explosions*
21:16
JFJ: *sees a rat*
JFJ: *whacks with a might that would make the gods of both heaven and hell shudder in their sleep*
*Mission complete*
*bonk*
Bonks rat - Victory
21:28 "If god had wanted you to live he wouldn't have created me" -Soldier TF2
Just picked this game up at Walmart like a week ago and now whenever I play it, my house turns into a 1950s movie dinner and my family gathers around to watch me play. Thanks corona very cool
Wait are you being serious?
Please tell me u r serious
Wholesome
I wish my family didn't fall asleep after I talked for 2 minutes lol
@@18themxxn_ CHUNGUS 100 REDDIT MOMENT AOOGA
@@aelix56 you good?
John: We had a plan.
*literally 7 months later*
Dutch: We had a goddamm PLAN ARTHER!
I live in Montana. This game is extremely accurate except for the black people.
kamikazemelon787 ahahahhahah, made me cry
I Also live in Montana, Can confirm!
Also not a realistic Number of bars hmm
Well.... Until recently anyway. The Great California Exodus has greatly increased numbers. I just wished theyd bought snow tires before hand. :s
Eden's gate wants to know your location
@@LeuvahkTrigger word
19:46 He sings the US national anthem while shooting a German machine gun and an Italian shotgun
Key to world peace there
As an American should
Beautiful isn’t it
I thought the SPAS was French
@@samuraiturtle.2637 The Spas-12 is made by the Italian firearms company Franchi
This video has one problem.
It ends
let's change that
@@Walmar-g3b did you play college ball?
Not enough cheeseburger.
@@bear8485 D-bear! Bear!
I wish that’s how far cry 5 actually ended.
We all do :(
I ducking loved 5, the ending was so dogshit
@@yeetyateyote5570 depends on which one you are talking about
@@Ini_questionmark what do you mean all of the endings sucked
@@beepboop7939 i disagree
@@Ini_questionmark ok
"Watch me, I'll do it with a button on my chest and a smile on my fucking face."
Absolute Classic Line
19:46 that was an amazingly timed eagle squawk
"She took virgil from me"
"So i took her family from her"
“I’m giving you this offer 1 last time”
J: “HEHEH SKULL GO CRUSH”
"WHAT IS THAT?!"
*Heavy machine gun fire*
"It's beautiful...!"
*Sees* description: "Wear the button."
Me: *WITH PRIDE!*
I don’t want to be the one who has to explain how several strongholds were destroyed by a Drug Fueled Maniac
...with nothing but his bare fists and 5 grams of cocaine.
@@sevin8378 I'm curling up into a ball laughing
What Joseph remembers of John: "He was loving. Kind. Full of joy..."
What everyone else remembers of John: "I threw a shovel at him and he stopped moving."
JFJ when Virgil dies: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD GOOOOOD!!!”
I didn’t know you could be the doom slayer in far cry, what a cool Easter egg!
10:59
The "You're a cat! Did you know that?!" is so damn relatable. I swear I've said this exact sentence before 😂
11:50 "Hope's Peak"?
JFJ
Ultimate Fisherman.
Now to think of an execution!
When the Doom music kicked in I knew shit was about to go down.
The Bury the Light bits got me every time.
Thanks to your comment, I was able to find that badass song lol
FarCry 5 was the most fun FarCry, even if the ending pissed me off immensely.
How?
I thought both endings worked. if the resist option seems more canonical. while the give up is the oh good ending, wait wait OH FUCK!
5 and Blood Dragon are tied for me
Kar.
En.
Tuk.
The kids
*THE ONLY THING THEY FEAR*
@@theguylivinginyourwalls *IS*
*_Y_*
*_O_*
*_U_*
Rip n tear bro rip n tear
KAR EN TUK
I'm gonna slightly tur- turns 90 degrees
When JFJ was talking to his cat he almost sounds like Flapjack from The marvelous misadventures of flapjack.
"ITS NOT DEAD"
A running theme I love to see
JFJ: "im gonna slightly turn." turns really heavily. Tom: "monkey noises"
3:02 "We had a plan"
Insert rdr2 flashbacks
Dude... all of this made me laugh so fucking hard. God dammit, especially the Irish accent and saying 'fucking bears lad', that was the one that killed.
“What is that?!”
*begins to unload M60*
The last 2 minutes of the video was the biggest revenge story. "I'll do it with a button on my chest and a smile on my fucking face!" -JFJ
Hold up
I-Is that a rocket launcher...that shoots...shovels?
*MEET THE SOLDIER*
This was such a good game, and half of it I bet ubi didn’t even intend, KEEP YOUR RIFLE BY YOUR SIDE!
I kinda think this game gets boring,because it's just the same thing other and over.
It’s worse than all the other far cry’s including primal
Too bad the endings suck
@@coenisgreat I think it was meant to suck(that's what she said), as if the Farcry 5 ending wasn't the true ending. And the beginning of Farcry new dawn was the ending of farcry 5
@@coenisgreat I guess it's kinda complex
12:35 *MOTIVATED FISHING*
20:00 You know he practiced that Undertale song.
JFJ turning into a Scotsman is the most terrifying thing to happen yet.
22:30 Mick Gordon - Gladiator
Doom Eternal OST
Thanks partner
12:13 lmao you can see him miss the water
*_"OH GOD A BEAR"_* D:
[instantly mauled to death]
14:50 It's a sea bear! You have to draw a circle!!
I'm glad you exist JFJ you make me laugh through out the entire video thank you for being you
If that's how JFJ reacted to Virgil dying, imagine the destruction he'd cause if Cheeseburger died
i loved that skit where he was like "MY MOMS A FUCKIN BEAR LAD"
As answer wise man once said, "We can't let god do all the work." *Loads gun with holy intent*
Everyone else: *dies*
JFJ: lol
Virgil: *dies.*
JFJ: MANKIND IS DEAD, BLOOD IS FUEL, HELL IS FULL.
Enemy: throws a twig at cheeseburger
JFJ: finds him
Enemy: shits pants
JFJ: I will kill everything in this county then myself
God I was there in the stream, the amount of effort he went through for the stomp screenshot at the end was extensive lmao
Girl does something
JFJ: so you have chosen death
The fact that the "npc speaking gets cut off by JFJ smacking them with shovel, rpg...sometimes rpg shovel launcher..." is a recurring joke makes me happy.
0:23 Forum weapon for next time Ellen tweets something
I've been walking around all week repeating "Shovel dawg, dawg wit da shovel" and I couldn't remember where I heard it. Thanks for reminding me.
I still think this is one of the best games to come out of the 2010's. its a shame people judged it based on some minor bugs
I actually really like this game
Some of the cut scenes in the beginning are long, but it’s an enjoyable experience overall
That final shot is a masterpiece
15:34 best jfj out of context
9:50 "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee."
Thigh, but close enough
I just about shat myself out of anger when Mason started butchering jingle bells.
This is why he's my favourite streamer on Twitch 17:07 the emotion in his voice speaks volumes (damn he isn't on twitch but I did watch all 3 of his streams)
Bro, he got you on twitter
Also, he hates twitch, he streams on youtube
@@placeholder_009 I saw the tweet I thought he was on twitch because I just found his funny highlights
I think this is the hardest I have laughed in a while. You are the greatest person on earth keep up the amazing work
To see J playing a game I have 1000 hours in makes me really god damn happy
In far cry new dawn hurk has a line when he goes down. "Mr stark I don't feel so good" it's amazing I love it
I’m so glad I got recommended this
Top quality as always JFJ, you never fail to make my day
"You sir are a fish"
- Arthur Morgan.
This is how the game should be experienced. I'm glad you were able to express why very accurately.
canon ending for JFJ be like: *STOMP*
Im not used to his videos being this LONG but it's appreciated.
*the bear is flying, THE BEAR IS FLYING A H H H H H H H H H*
Favorite Ubisoft Game + Favorite TH-camr = perfection
20:45 **smacks the Deputy so hard it sends her flying back**
This game is a fucking perfect fit for J, this shit is probably the hardest I've laughed at any of his videos and that is saying something.
6:15 what is that(starts shooting at with m-60)
J in other games: G U N !
J in FC5: S H O V E L !
It’s fists!
Oh jfj that warms my heart :')
Hope youre having a great day man, just wanted to say thank you for the streams. I tune in whenever i can on my ps4 so sadly i can almost never type in chat but i want you to know your streams are fucking great. Again thank you!
8:00 "Oh God, a bear!" -- Some guy getting mauled by a bear
Fate kills Virgil
*LOADS SHELLS WITH VENGEFUL INTENT*
I love your content JFJ. I hope nothing but the best
9:25 This is how true Chads talk to women
My first jfj video, greatest discovery of my life
This game was so fucking amazing to watch on steam. J was a fucking madman
1:23
Did Far Cry 5 predict the Trump assassination attempt?!
Far cry 5’s really fun with a friend though.
Not even half way through the video and I’m already subscribing.
22:41 ey boss, what's the name of that song? I now require it for when I play Dying Light.
Gladiator from doom eternal
The moment the doom music played we all knew what time it was for
There’s time travellers in the comments😳
Story continues). Jfj, BANG! ain't nobody got time for that