Far Cry Primal is fun
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2024
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Funny sock
Omg is that grug from the hit kids movie the croods
grug was sexist in the movie thus he is a chad
omg when sequal??
Indeed Grug played by Nicolas Cage from the 2013 hit kids movie the Croods.
country roads
I feel like we have to actively remind JFJ that not every bear he sees is Cheeseburger
"Oh my GOD CHEESE BURGER SWIMMING IS THE CUTEST THING EVER" -JFJ (Farcry 5)
It’s Cheeseburger’s ancestor
@@Phoebe457 Ah... BEEF Boigah
"John Bear."
-Sock guy
They are in our hearts.
Local Texan Sock returns to Monke
Sock Monke
He always a monke
Local Texan Sock drifts a mammoth through local teepee, unga bunga at Sun Peak, here at Club 12
Fun fact: Chimps have entered the stone age
@@LordSauron22 There are chimps who watch workers use tools, and then they can imitate it, even if poorly in mid cases
Scientists “we don’t know what these bones are”
A prehistoric sock “OOGA BOOGA I GOT A FUCKING BEES”
Shit was so unfunny
@@kneeinutopia 790 people say otherwise.
@@kneeinutopia 885 people say otherwise
@@kneeinutopia 920 people say otherwise
@@kneeinutopia 1 k people say otherwise.
"He didn't move it because he was hungry. He just moved it because he felt like it."
I don't know why but this quote alone perfectly summarizes/has the exact energy every cat owner in history (and prehistory) with explaining the justification to why every cat does what it does.
That seems about right
(This is coming from someone that owns 10 of them)
@@arandominternetperson437 BAH GAWD
@@Darca1n don't be, its a nightmare that would make you willingly welcome hell
bruh it's you from the server
@@clockworkgore6049 Yes it is i, YT mod loser who occasionally drops by the Gourmet chat and Shitpost Chat, and on a blue moon, in one of the Voice chats if my pals are in there.
A.K.A. (imma) literally fookin nobody.
Its nice to see you, whoever you are, and I hope you're having a good day/night.
“Im here to shitass.” *long fart*
*Heavy metal starts playing*
Thank you Dick Kickem
Hate me all you want, but you can't unfatten this ass.
@Half Knight Fick Nickem
JFJ: “I’m being historically accurate. Now let me beat this woman.”
I mean, he ain't wrong.
tradition of kungo
@@UmbraMask oh...
I mean u aren’t wrong but u didn’t say that
JFJ apparently not aware that the honey badger is the most badass and angriest animal on the planet
In far cry 4 the most difficult hunt was a honey badger and holy shit that was scary I was armed with an lmg and that monster took like a 100 bullets to die and I was running away the whole time
The one with the sharpest fangs wins. That's what Killing Bites is.
@@CerberusB1 WEEEEEEEB
tfw no season 2
Honey badges are one of the few animal who can actually feel fear but doesn´t give up two fucks about it and instead bully ENTIRE FUCKING PACKS OF LIONS FOR HIS FOO, AND IT FUCKING WORKS.
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
I know
My wish is that the Male protagonist comes back as a fighter and hunts down his team.
But since I didn't read the manga/LN/VN or what ever I can still dream.
I love how the club takedown is just you turning their head into a smoothie that you can sell later for pocket change
No, add rat and secret blend seven herbs and poultice, then enter unga become mammoth. Secret to win, drift.
Unga Based Bunga
Was that a hat in time reference?
@@Doomsday9872 maybe....
If there's one thing you have to know about the Far Cry series is that Badgers are you worst nightmare. Especially Honey Badgers
They're a nightmare IRL as well.
Honey badgers don't mess around.
The cassowary would like to have a word with you.
Mustelids in general
@@uncledoctor6920 you know honey badgers ignore bullets right?
@@ryancronwell6368 yeah you would too if you were the living punchline of Satan's joke on humanity.
Wildlife professional: *And here, we see the majestic Homo Chadicus hunting for prey*
JFJ: *Wrestling a mammoth*
Other far cry: gun go brrrrrr
This game: oga boga go whack
That’s the most unfunny thing I’ve seen in a while
@@kneeinutopia Big Man Gaming
Reddit joke
Oooooooh. Big stick go *BONK*
And thus, man rediscovered their love for taking something and bonking someone over the head with it
We are one step closer to MONKE
Damn finally a accurate Ohio simulator.
Bruh
yeah i have been wanting one for so long!
As someone from Ohio I can tell there are mammoths and sabertooths running around
@@theman7571 can confirm for Madison.
@@jackmeyers7805 dayton is over crowded with em
pov: you live in the countryside
pov: stop pov comments they aren't funny
pov: MammouthU DRERLLIFITNG!
(it's in japanese)
POV: Monki flip
@@_Noto you aren't funny
@@_Noto Pov: Humor is subjective
Just hearing him lose his shit at 12:02 is both hillarious and somewhat comforting in that I'm glad I am not alone in laughing my ass off at really stupid stuff like that
11:08 "horton hears a trick ahh-UUUGHHHHH!!!!!!" got to be one of the greatest JFJ moments.
Badgers are fucking immortal, they are the manifestation of Gods.
Before I say one, a friend once said that lions are honey badger's bitches. Saw an angry honey badger and saw why.
yeah what's with the bagers in far cry games
yeah what's with the bagers in far cry games there only animals that really terffed me
"It puts badgers in the same category as cave bears!"
Right where it belongs. Friggin', fuzzy little demons.
6:14
JFJ:
Kills the bear
Cheeseburger from Far Cry 5:
*starts fading into nothingness*
What era was Cock N' Ball Torture discovered : AD
*The world in BC : **15:50*
"I don't even know these people"
Almost like he just started playing a new game, lmao
In search of a simpler time, where simps didn’t exist..
Where woman obeyed men not the other way around
@@Johnson-br2lw those where the days
In search of a simpler time, when neckbeards didn’t use simp incorrectly.
@@Johnson-br2lw Sounds like a personal problem.
@@liquidsword601 a time where neck beards and simps didn't exist
14:04 Losing my shit over here, oh my God.
It's time to *MONKEY SOUNDS*
imagine dying from blood loss at the very start of the game,
this comment was made by someone who did no-
lol
Wow. Imagine dying of blood loss in the tutorial. Wow, that sounds pretty embarrassing. 👀
Honestly love this game. I wish it wasn't one of those games where you play it once, have a great time, and forget about it.
I actually played it and still find it great
"How do I name this thing? It's gonna name me!" Is a line that always lives rent free in my head.
Beginning of game: central Europe
Later in the game: fights Jaguars and hyenas
Hyenas did live in Europe for some time, but I believe they went extinct around one of the metal ages
well in those times most animals werent only common in some areas
They aren’t even Hyenas.
@@markhirsch6301 Smh. Shame people dont know just how crazy biodiverse the world was. I mention about hyenas living in europe and people call me insane. Not sure about jaguars but leopards do 100% live in europe, even today. They were even more widespread back in the day. The world used to be wild, man.
Animals were all over lions in Europe etc
12:12 I was actually there at that part of the stream.
So this is from where the "ride wife life good" meme came from?
JFJ plays dawn of man: "oh I wonder what happens when I send the children to fight mammoths"
God is JFJ a underrated youtuber, he deserves more.
He does
"here I was thinking I gatherer, but now I see just another berry picker"
"He didn't move it because he was hungry, he moved it because he just felt like it"
Sock introduced to cat behaviour.
this video was 40% walking up to something dangerous and yelling wait when it attacks
14:59 When the mammoth uses a Heat move:
"Me from fuck around and find out tribe!!" lmao that fits so perfectly in this game
return to monke
Beat me to it
MonkE
16:35
That's my boy
Otter: Yo ya arm kinda looking like a snack
The new season of Primal looks lit.
Me:Jkj plays farcry primal
Also me: happy ongga Bongga noises
I think a lot of people overlooked this game, nice to see it get some love.
I've been waiting for this
Jfj goes ooga booga monke style
Prehistoric sock: "I hate that fucking sabertooth."
Also prehistoric sock: befriends the fucking sabertooth.
You have such a dedicated fan base and I love this community ❤️
5:19 said like a true Cro-Magnon
A reminder that a badger would let lions night them on the neck
Just so the badger can claw the lion’s eyes out
And that’s why lions are terrified of badgers
15:51 "OHooo! Oh FUCK there's POINTS on that! AHaaAAAAaaaaAAHHHH!!!
13:42 translation:
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
9:32 "isn't a panther a type of jagwire"- JFJ 2021
My internet access out here is so God awful that half of the time I have to guess the things you do by sound alone.
What country or state?
@@mr.osamabingaming2633 Texas
I really loved this game, played it when it first came out. Good shit
Harder than any other FarCry I've played
09:00 anyone wondering, ostrich egg is pretty good, just makes enough for around 8 people at a time lmao. We had one at my kindergarden when I was 7, don't ask why haha.
5:59 what's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought a put a stop to that!
The badger was my favorite pet.
So cool, yet so damn terrifying..
Dude I resonate with your humor so much and as a history major rn, I totally agree you would make a bomb teacher
"Never been so angry." *Flashbacks to Far Cry 5 with Virgil dying and JFJ proceeding to go doom mode*
The benefits of coming to stream? Possibly influencing what J might say in a video. T's neat. By the way, I wholeheartedly did believe J would have been a good teacher if he had chosen to be one instead of a TH-camr.
fuck i'd pay him NOW to give me history classes with his sense of humor and who he is
@@meganobgutzkraka2398 Right? Not to mention he's brutally honest about everything he says. If it's one thing I've learned about J, it's that he can't tell a lie.
Operation:Ooga booga
00:15 this man about to not be laid because of me
Nice to see mason made it in the last bit of gameplay
**initiates unga-bunga mode**
I did not expect to hear Spider’s Blood by A-one during this
I guess the reason why I don’t have problems with the badgers is because I always keep a full ammo grenade launcher with at all times in these games. Never knew they were practically bullet proof.
8:12 well, in Far Cry 4 you need a LMG to hunt one of those badgers xD
What a time not a phone in sight just people living in the moment
“i’ve never been so angry at a fictional character before” except for that time virgil got shot
Does anybody else have a fear of cave paintings and Neolithic art? Especially when they're moving? That one scene from Ice Age got me screwed up as a kid, same thing with the music video for "krigsgaldr" by Heilung.
I like how he calls eurobeat “initial d”
He's referencing a specific song from initial d though
This just in, sock man becomes a mammoth, twice, who can only speak in quotes, games such as Payday 2 and Team Fortress 2.
11:08 MY LUGS FAILED XD
12:03 MY KIDNEYS! >XD
6:12. A representation of the Fight between Finland and the Russian bear
14:05 "Its time to- OOO-OOO-OOO"
This is actually live footage of Jfj just living the Texan lifestyle
Might just play far cry primal again because of this
Panther is actually in reference to the genus that includes all big cats, like Lions, Tigers, Leopards, Jaguars, and Snow Leopards. The genus is called Panthera
So technically, any Lion, Tiger, or other big cat with melanistic/black coloration is a Black Panther
This video is great with Hotel Rwanda audio in the background.
JFJ: Life good, got king...got tooth...got bajjer-Bajjar Bite?! BAJJAR BITE BAJJAR BITE AHHHHHHH
5:02 Oh god caveman on D-Day? What will he do?
The true threat to turtles, is not pollution, it is JFJ
POV u see your name when u commented on the stream ik I did 0:19
Play on survival with expert difficulty. It's more fun and makes it makes it a completely different game. It also forces you to think, plan, be clever and sometimes straight up run away like a bitch.
This game needed to be longer or something. This was the first Far Cry I ever played
Its graphics are a little dated, but FarCry 2 is phenomenal. No lethal wildlife though
Badgers are terrifying in far cry games due to them being a god damn tank
The language(s) in FCP is(/are) actually derived from PIE specifically for the game.
"It's gonna name me!" still laughing,
Ooga tries to hide in the water while german soldiers shoot at him 5:01
"me from fuck around and find out tribe" senior quote
Last time I was this early, it was 10,000 B.C.E.
8:55 Michael Reeves liked that.
This is the only video where I saw the stream but I only got to watch like 5 minutes of it
Me too man.
"Oh that's terrifying", and you're seeing exactly why you feel that way.. Well, maybe a bit dramatized.
13:47 that transition from the tiger to the background SHEEEEESH
1:26 Me and the unga Bungas at 3:00am be like
I’ve never seen a dedicated fan base than this funny American sock guy
HORTON HEARS A TRIKAHOOOOOOOO i died
I love how JFJ doesnt care about others opinions or whatever. He sees something he thinks hes cool or if hes having fun, then thats all there is to it.
I honestly think this is the best far cry!
THE MEMES
THEY ORIGINATED HERE
THIS IS A HOLY PLACE