You don’t find it to be hollow, meaningless, disingenuous nonsense? What if a child rapist is one of his viewers? Or a wife beater? A serial killer? Does it apply to them, too? Or just you because you’re just so special? Get a grip and stop embarrassing yourself.
@@minohki does he do general videos or is he only doing tues your own adventure. Which I must say, I love how all his videos on here basically feel like they are following that format.
I was a professional GoldenEye screen watcher. I had all of the maps memorized so I didn't need to look at my own screen while navigating. Just a quick glance at my own screen to land some headshots on Odd Job and I'm back to looking at yours.
The reason I love ya Jules...literally already acknowledged the Elephant in the room in under 30 seconds and did so in a way that made it clear how you felt (right there with ya) and then moved on bc these ARE Video Games we are talking about. That and your consistent affirmation of Inherent Self-Worth outgoing message.
With 673 hours in Mordheim i'm not surprised about the last entry. Although when it appeared on the list I thought it would be about the "missions" you have to do, where you face infinity spawning enemies or complete BS "bosses" you have to fight!
This is actually why I stopped buying/playing Mario Kart games... Last one I played was Mario Kart Wii, and I stopped after I was more than HALF A LAP ahead of 2nd place going into the final turn... and ended up in SEVENTH because of all the crap it threw at me. I would not mind handicaps being AVAILABLE, but the degree to which those in the back got boosted was absolutely absurd, and there was no way to turn them off.
The Triple Triad card game in FF8 is basically unplayable until you've got all the summons and dump everything else. The AI always has a counter unless you've got just the right cards for each board position.
8:21 I haven't played the original game (sue me), but if you played the 2003 version's story mode on *normal* difficulty, it's nearly impossible to get to the 3rd stage of... I don't know, I never got past the third... And as for Mordheim: It's true that it's quite difficult, maybe even unfair, but usually I win 3 out of 5 times with no problem and then get utterly obliterated by 4-foot-rats with cutlery for weapons to a point where I could just as well resign an start a new warband, because my best warriors are dead and the rookies won't survive half a mission.
As someone who picked up Mordheim on a whim, I must say I was really brought down by the actual mechanics. I fell in love with the presentation, the lore, the story and the way you could customize and alter the warband, the different units were lovely, just everything. But the missions (outside of the story missions which are few, far between and often bullcrap levels of difficult) are all the same, the enemy factions are on a relentless arms race against you in terms of stronger units and skills, and now this...yeah, as much as I love the IDEA of it, the actual game itself is pretty hard to enjoy sadly.
I remember I didn't even own the dlc and I started a new run. Second mission I did I was up against super op vampires. Wiped me out in two turns. Think I didn't play again for like 6 months.
@@cjdowns5748 Ah, you've run into them too. Yep. Worse thing, I own the DLC for them and just when you expect to be OP yourself, well...think again. Suddenly, all the enemies roll insanely well on Terror tests and Fear tests and get through your armour like nobody's business.
My friend had Populous on the Amiga and the moment you started stage 2 the opposing "god" struck with all sorts of in-game field hazards that you barely had time to register and to make matters worse the hazards always landed in a part of the map miles from where you were.
in quake3, the railgun isn't a one-hit kill. players spawn with 125hp, ticking down at 1hp per second until it reaches 100. armor pickups reduce damage by 33%. only players who never pick up armor or ignore megahealth/health bonuses. armors respawn every 25 seconds and megahealth 35 seconds after pickup. that's not accounting for mods that change weapon/armor balances. ie, something like CPMA where armors are tiered in damage reduction a la Quake2.
Played F-Zero as a youngster. Now that explains the rage quit fits. I just having a flashback of racing and bumped around like a pinball. Even did my best to evade and avoid, it would end me losing my voice and tears in my eyes.
The fact that Mordheim's RNG system is named "Tyche" made me laugh as Tyche is the Greek Goddess of Fortune and obviously fortune is favouring the computer not the player.
That percentage to hit problem was also present in Super Robot Wars Impact. About halfway through the game you would encounter a boss from the Zeorymer series had a skill that once it got over a certain amount of morale (usually about turn 2 of fighting it), would require you to use your 100% accuracy skill to hit it, otherwise you would miss (even if you naturally had 100% accuracy against it). On top of that it had a ridiculous amount of health, forcing you to decide between hitting it at all for miniscule damage or using your damage multiplier skills and almost certainly missing. Also, you only have enough magic to use that accuracy skill 3x or the damage multiplier once.
and games like this are exactly why i have a 3 strikes (or 3 deaths in this case) rule ... if i cant kill a boss or a regular enemy by the time ive suffered my third death i stop playing in order to avoid getting frustrated and to maintain my limited sanity
Yu-Gi-Oh: Forbidden Memories. Most of the late game duelists always have like a 20 card hand even though it shows only five. Not only that they also have cards that are OP and are unavailable to the player.
Gonna be that guy: *ACTUALLY* Eternal Champions isn't around cuz Sega decided they only wanted to push one fighting game, they decided on Virtua Fighter and let EC die and proceeded to pretend it didn't exist.
Perfect Dark had that Quake cheating. You could be in a level with 3+ floors, be on the top level with the CPU on the bottom and they will permanently be running around the map with their gun pointed directly at you.
The old PS2 BlackHawk Down movie tie in game was where I was notorious for screen peeking, but if I can hit someone with the grenade launcher across the map I don't think that's cheating. It's just math
In the u.s. we all have a car and a garage, in the uk there is a bike mount mixed with an office mixed with probably a hot pan and a trundle bed, and a shared bathroom in the hall. Damn
Baldur's Gate 3 is a massive cheat game. I love it. And I hate it. Spellcasters have forever spells...every enemy has forever potions (strangely the AI scripts don't consume them on cooldown though). I dislike when game enemies don't play by the same rules the player character has to play with.
I remember getting soo frustrated with f-zero as a kid, it was fun but the ai is crazy aggressive an the game is super punishing. I love the game but it’ definitely cheats
Quake 3 arena - the final boss could be killed easily, you nail him with the rail gun every time he tries to use the jump pad to get over to you. Hardest part is setting it up
Ups and downs with Simon Miller is still going. Just did barley legal 97 this morning. But yeah it's literally Simon Miller or I'm not watching the video.
"Obligatory Warhammer entry"... surely that's your new family friendly 'one per list' 😄 Any boss that takes me 5+ times to defeat is a cheater... 10+ times it's an effing cheater. 20+ times and there's more words than I'd care to share how much of a cheater they are! 😁
So pleased to see FF7 on this list. First thing I did when Playstation emulators became useable was install one, rip my FF7 discs and rush through to the Gold Saucer. Save states let me confirm personally that the 5th opponent didn't exist because you were supposed to lose against the 4th dude. It was the not knowing that got to me.. And yes, I know that you could use the game discs themselves from your PC's CD tray btw.. If you didn't mind the constant framerate juddering with the earliest Playstation emulators.
Yugioh Forbidden Memories since some characters own powerful monster cards that are not available to the player (Ultimate Great Moth, Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, Gate Guardian). Heishin straight up destroys the player because he has a deck of OP monster cards at the beginning of the game and if you somehow win, he rematches you until you lose.
Also Jules, a conundrum for ya; it is FGS, the "Future" Game Show. Yet it plays in the present, and has videos catalogued in what's now the past. You're the Past, Present, and Future Game Show! 😁😆
In terms of fighting games, the biggest middle finger is when you're facing cheap fighters, but their playable versions absolutely suck. In other words, the game is telling you that it handicapped the fighter to be a cheating *******, but you're not allowed to use those handicaps yourself.
Gill from Street Fighter 3. Fighting him for the first time and realizing he could revive himself if he still had a full bar threw me for a loop when it first happened.
1 of the biggest cheats I experienced...the Vice City Malibu Club race against that 1 character that then dies right after the race, pissed me off so many times!
I have a gold trophy in Mordheim and came to the same conclusions, thanks for that. The DLC is wose there's a giant skaven that will kill everybnody with one hit. Plus the real kicker and what makes it all wrong is that there is only a hardcore mode. All the time and energy it takes to level up a character destroyed because you went to the wrong square. I have a few choice things to say about XCOM as well.
Nice deep cut for Eternal Champions Jules. Considering I only ever reached the final boss once I'm glad I never had the chance to suffer that nonsense.
I know I felt badly cheated by F-Zero 64's AI drivers on higher difficulties. Practically all of the opponents blasted by right on the start and you could never catch up even to the mid-tier over the courses of the race (I think the races had upwards of 60 drivers) The other cars clearly were simply going faster.
Cool Boarders 2 better be on here. That game literally freaking teleported racers in front of you on the hardest mode, where they'd pop out of the snow like they were gophers that went to hell and then got stabbed in the ass by devils with pitch forks so much that they got launched from the pits of hades and popped their bastard gopher heads up through the snow in front of you and would then make you get 2nd place because they are rancid bastards that piss you off and make you cry harder than that time your grandpa died on your 14th birthday.
Want an "unwinnable challenge!?" Play Conker's Bad Fur Day, capture the flag, on....Einstein! For those that know? They know. For those that don't?? Well, let me tell you. You won't survive longer than 3 seconds. Unless you don't walk in front of a window or door. Capture the flag on Einstein is the epitome of "you move!? You die!" 😁😆
For me I feel like if I have a kid I will not teach them not to cheat but instead I will teach them to not get caught cheating and use the law to protect them whenever they can. Cheaters succeed. A criminal empire gets shattered and people go to prison. A business empire gets wounded and the cheaters retire with big bank accounts and very light prison sentences.
I remember as a kid me and my sister would play split screen vs on siphon filter I believe and she would constantly accuse me of screen watching which I always tried to avoid cuz I despised cheating, it wasn't fun to me if you cheated. But her complaints about me screen watching got so bad that eventually our dad decided to settle it by getting a massive piece of cardboard and taped it to the TV along the line in the split and we would sit on either side and play like that which went on to prove I wasn't screen watching I was just better. My sister would call it cheating when we played bloody roar and I used my favorite character that I was best with. When I would beat her she would get mad and say I wasn't allowed to use that character anymore. This would persist until I beat her with every character on the roster and then she would just quit playing.
I put quite a bit of time in mordheim. Glad to see someone talking about it even though the game is 90 percent bs I loved the crazy randomness of it. I will never forgot one of my weakest mercenaries developing megalomania after he was downed in almost ever mission and lost several body parts.
There is a way to save areth in 7. However, it is really, really difficult. And she's taken away as zombie. What if it works cause it takes like 20 hours to do? Yeah, it's nightmare.
That damn yellow car in the original RC Pro-Am. It will randomly and very suddenly be able to drive 10x faster than everyone else for the rest of the game. It’s really obnoxious. I’ve also caught the Hard AI in the iOS version of Race for the Galaxy cheating. It’s a very specific situation, but the AI can read my phase selection and plan accordingly to force the end of the game if its in a winning position. While there is an ability that allows players to see another’s roles before they choose their own, the AI doesn’t have this in the instances of cheating I’ve seen.
I remember that in rc pro am too. Depending on how far you were able to make it. The color of the car changed. After a while they made it so you had no chance of winning. I used a game genie once. To make the computer cars go crazy and drive in small circle. There is no end to the game. Eventually, you just keep collecting small trophies. You collection of them actually stops. You pretty much just race til you quit or the game freezes.
Anyone notice the two little comments that appeared in the bottom left corner? 6:05-6:08 is 'F*** temu' and ' hi Jeff' Also, love the strongbad call back. Haven't watched those videos is a very long time. TROGDORRRRR!
XCOM 2 also cheats. Same problem as Mordheim. 99% hit chance and you still miss 2 out of 5 times. And don't try save scumming because it will actually make your chances worse, oddly enough
Should be a special section for just all input readers. Even Elden Ring pulled this bullshit with the Godskin bosses as they would 100% through a Blackflame Fireball at you any time you dared to use your flask. It was so blatant fan outrage at this nonsense finally got them to remove it like 6 months after release.
the FF7 character that died - one of the best characters - says nobody.. I never used her and when i had to get to the point when i HAD to she was so under levelled i couldn't proceed.... She was so weak,
Screen watcher eh, I was called that once and to prove I could still win we made a carboard wall to split the screen, had to get close but I still won and that was that, I was only called it once.
The proper response to being called a screen watcher: Laugh at the idiots not doing it. Cause if you're playing split screen, it's stupid to assume that anyone who can see the screen isn't watching everything. Most likely, it's just that people who think it's a bad thing are just bad at it, because we all know they're also watching our segments of the screen. Hypocrisy from sore losers. Surprised Mario Kart isn't on the list. But, then again, that's a bit obvious, as it's pretty much the flagship of "the video game is a cheating bastard" trope.
So, I see Jules, but this is my first time seeing this FGS channel. Is this just rehashing WhatCulture videos? Anyways, my contribution: Age of Empires 2. The computer cheats so hard. There won't even be any resources left on the map but they're still pushing out armies of Paladins.
X-COM. Another game that shows inaccurate hit chances. For all of you suddenly triggered X-COM players who will claim I don't understand statistics, the developers SPECIFICALLY SAID this was happening. If you're doing too well, it lowers your hit chance. Too poorly, it raises your crit chance for a 'clutch shot'. If you've never experienced it, it means the game never thought you were doing well.
I love how Jules retained his kind words to his viewers even if he changed channels. More power Jules and FGS team
I'm not sure, but aren't they under the same umbrella company? I remember in Whatculture Scott mentioned something like that but I'm not sure
@@LS1056this is what I thought too. It looks like Jules still does videos for WC as well.
You don’t find it to be hollow, meaningless, disingenuous nonsense? What if a child rapist is one of his viewers? Or a wife beater? A serial killer? Does it apply to them, too? Or just you because you’re just so special? Get a grip and stop embarrassing yourself.
@@minohki does he do general videos or is he only doing tues your own adventure.
Which I must say, I love how all his videos on here basically feel like they are following that format.
@@nobodyfamousX I believe he’s still doing other list videos as well.
I love when the devs have a sense of humor. Tyche (TIE-KEY) is the Ancient Greek Goddess of Chance.
Thats interesting.
You know in The Mask (Jim Carrey), the Norse God trapped inside the mask was Loki, the erm, God of Mischief? People forget that. 😀
True, for the pronunciation, its "tee-hee".
I was a professional GoldenEye screen watcher. I had all of the maps memorized so I didn't need to look at my own screen while navigating. Just a quick glance at my own screen to land some headshots on Odd Job and I'm back to looking at yours.
Jules gets his Chicago style pizza delivered unsliced....
So he can do his own DEEPCUTS!
The reason I love ya Jules...literally already acknowledged the Elephant in the room in under 30 seconds and did so in a way that made it clear how you felt (right there with ya) and then moved on bc these ARE Video Games we are talking about.
That and your consistent affirmation of Inherent Self-Worth outgoing message.
With 673 hours in Mordheim i'm not surprised about the last entry. Although when it appeared on the list I thought it would be about the "missions" you have to do, where you face infinity spawning enemies or complete BS "bosses" you have to fight!
if they hate the rng in mordheim, then they should try blood bowl and see how many one into one they get
This is actually why I stopped buying/playing Mario Kart games... Last one I played was Mario Kart Wii, and I stopped after I was more than HALF A LAP ahead of 2nd place going into the final turn... and ended up in SEVENTH because of all the crap it threw at me.
I would not mind handicaps being AVAILABLE, but the degree to which those in the back got boosted was absolutely absurd, and there was no way to turn them off.
So many games throughout gaming history have employed cheat tactics that you could make a series on this topic alone
Thanks for all you do Jules! My favorite iteration of your hosting prowess!
The Triple Triad card game in FF8 is basically unplayable until you've got all the summons and dump everything else. The AI always has a counter unless you've got just the right cards for each board position.
Eh easy enough if you grind it early enough. Their are some very sticky plays the CPU always gets 😜
@@SubZer00fucksgiven ALSO you can make the game unplayable almost with all the rule changes you can do
8:21 I haven't played the original game (sue me), but if you played the 2003 version's story mode on *normal* difficulty, it's nearly impossible to get to the 3rd stage of... I don't know, I never got past the third... And as for Mordheim: It's true that it's quite difficult, maybe even unfair, but usually I win 3 out of 5 times with no problem and then get utterly obliterated by 4-foot-rats with cutlery for weapons to a point where I could just as well resign an start a new warband, because my best warriors are dead and the rookies won't survive half a mission.
S+ tier reference with Strongbad. You are the MAN!!
Does anyone remember Battletoads? It taught me the proper use of the "F" word.
I'm absolutely loving the deep cuts, Jules. Please keep them coming! The editing is great, too. Cheers to you both!
😊 glad you enjoyed it
@@kaylajay. I really did! Especially the Mr. Bean part- the timing was just perfect! Made me audibly chuckle. 😄👍🏻
Jules is already very animated, the excess zooms are nauseating.@@kaylajay.
As someone who picked up Mordheim on a whim, I must say I was really brought down by the actual mechanics. I fell in love with the presentation, the lore, the story and the way you could customize and alter the warband, the different units were lovely, just everything.
But the missions (outside of the story missions which are few, far between and often bullcrap levels of difficult) are all the same, the enemy factions are on a relentless arms race against you in terms of stronger units and skills, and now this...yeah, as much as I love the IDEA of it, the actual game itself is pretty hard to enjoy sadly.
I remember I didn't even own the dlc and I started a new run. Second mission I did I was up against super op vampires. Wiped me out in two turns. Think I didn't play again for like 6 months.
@@cjdowns5748 Ah, you've run into them too. Yep. Worse thing, I own the DLC for them and just when you expect to be OP yourself, well...think again. Suddenly, all the enemies roll insanely well on Terror tests and Fear tests and get through your armour like nobody's business.
My friend had Populous on the Amiga and the moment you started stage 2 the opposing "god" struck with all sorts of in-game field hazards that you barely had time to register and to make matters worse the hazards always landed in a part of the map miles from where you were.
Omg...i remember my brother complaining about Quake 3. I think that explains why he plays on easy. Poor bro was traumatized. 😂
in quake3, the railgun isn't a one-hit kill. players spawn with 125hp, ticking down at 1hp per second until it reaches 100. armor pickups reduce damage by 33%. only players who never pick up armor or ignore megahealth/health bonuses. armors respawn every 25 seconds and megahealth 35 seconds after pickup. that's not accounting for mods that change weapon/armor balances. ie, something like CPMA where armors are tiered in damage reduction a la Quake2.
Played F-Zero as a youngster. Now that explains the rage quit fits. I just having a flashback of racing and bumped around like a pinball. Even did my best to evade and avoid, it would end me losing my voice and tears in my eyes.
The fact that Mordheim's RNG system is named "Tyche" made me laugh as Tyche is the Greek Goddess of Fortune and obviously fortune is favouring the computer not the player.
Idk if that FF7 second take was an editing error but I sure hope not because it was amazing
That percentage to hit problem was also present in Super Robot Wars Impact. About halfway through the game you would encounter a boss from the Zeorymer series had a skill that once it got over a certain amount of morale (usually about turn 2 of fighting it), would require you to use your 100% accuracy skill to hit it, otherwise you would miss (even if you naturally had 100% accuracy against it). On top of that it had a ridiculous amount of health, forcing you to decide between hitting it at all for miniscule damage or using your damage multiplier skills and almost certainly missing. Also, you only have enough magic to use that accuracy skill 3x or the damage multiplier once.
and games like this are exactly why i have a 3 strikes (or 3 deaths in this case) rule ... if i cant kill a boss or a regular enemy by the time ive suffered my third death i stop playing in order to avoid getting frustrated and to maintain my limited sanity
Yu-Gi-Oh: Forbidden Memories. Most of the late game duelists always have like a 20 card hand even though it shows only five. Not only that they also have cards that are OP and are unavailable to the player.
Dang must not have been using the rules cause how? You only allowed to have 6 cards
@@303Thatoneguy You're correct as the rules to Yu-Gi-Oh were established well after the game came out.
@@alexissmith5589 damn lol
Gonna be that guy:
*ACTUALLY* Eternal Champions isn't around cuz Sega decided they only wanted to push one fighting game, they decided on Virtua Fighter and let EC die and proceeded to pretend it didn't exist.
I have nothing but love for Jules, stay classy my friend!
So that's where Jules went.
Cool.
Perfect Dark had that Quake cheating. You could be in a level with 3+ floors, be on the top level with the CPU on the bottom and they will permanently be running around the map with their gun pointed directly at you.
The old PS2 BlackHawk Down movie tie in game was where I was notorious for screen peeking, but if I can hit someone with the grenade launcher across the map I don't think that's cheating. It's just math
God that game was fun
In the u.s. we all have a car and a garage, in the uk there is a bike mount mixed with an office mixed with probably a hot pan and a trundle bed, and a shared bathroom in the hall. Damn
Baldur's Gate 3 is a massive cheat game. I love it. And I hate it.
Spellcasters have forever spells...every enemy has forever potions (strangely the AI scripts don't consume them on cooldown though).
I dislike when game enemies don't play by the same rules the player character has to play with.
It was always the kids who were screen peeking that accused you of doing it too.
I remember getting soo frustrated with f-zero as a kid, it was fun but the ai is crazy aggressive an the game is super punishing. I love the game but it’ definitely cheats
Quake 3 arena - the final boss could be killed easily, you nail him with the rail gun every time he tries to use the jump pad to get over to you. Hardest part is setting it up
Interesting, I left whatculture because of lower and lower quality of presenters, but Jules was one of the good ones so happy to sub here.
Ups and downs with Simon Miller is still going. Just did barley legal 97 this morning. But yeah it's literally Simon Miller or I'm not watching the video.
"Obligatory Warhammer entry"... surely that's your new family friendly 'one per list' 😄
Any boss that takes me 5+ times to defeat is a cheater... 10+ times it's an effing cheater. 20+ times and there's more words than I'd care to share how much of a cheater they are! 😁
So pleased to see FF7 on this list. First thing I did when Playstation emulators became useable was install one, rip my FF7 discs and rush through to the Gold Saucer. Save states let me confirm personally that the 5th opponent didn't exist because you were supposed to lose against the 4th dude. It was the not knowing that got to me..
And yes, I know that you could use the game discs themselves from your PC's CD tray btw.. If you didn't mind the constant framerate juddering with the earliest Playstation emulators.
Yugioh Forbidden Memories since some characters own powerful monster cards that are not available to the player (Ultimate Great Moth, Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, Gate Guardian). Heishin straight up destroys the player because he has a deck of OP monster cards at the beginning of the game and if you somehow win, he rematches you until you lose.
If this channel doesn’t rock up to at least a mil subs then there is no justice in this world. Oh wait…
Also Jules, a conundrum for ya; it is FGS, the "Future" Game Show. Yet it plays in the present, and has videos catalogued in what's now the past. You're the Past, Present, and Future Game Show! 😁😆
In terms of fighting games, the biggest middle finger is when you're facing cheap fighters, but their playable versions absolutely suck. In other words, the game is telling you that it handicapped the fighter to be a cheating *******, but you're not allowed to use those handicaps yourself.
Ngl Jules is 100% right with his opening soliloquy, billionaires cheat the system down to the T
Gill from Street Fighter 3. Fighting him for the first time and realizing he could revive himself if he still had a full bar threw me for a loop when it first happened.
Or Flanders in The Simpsons Wrestling
I didnt know this channel existed, but it's everything I wanted and nothing I don't. 5 stars
You like jazz? Yeahh😂😅
It really sucks with games like Mordhiem because they are already really hard to learn and beat if you are not familiar with the game type
1 of the biggest cheats I experienced...the Vice City Malibu Club race against that 1 character that then dies right after the race, pissed me off so many times!
Really any race in any GTA game
I have a gold trophy in Mordheim and came to the same conclusions, thanks for that. The DLC is wose there's a giant skaven that will kill everybnody with one hit. Plus the real kicker and what makes it all wrong is that there is only a hardcore mode. All the time and energy it takes to level up a character destroyed because you went to the wrong square. I have a few choice things to say about XCOM as well.
Jules, I can’t do any of the positive things you want me to do like being kind to myself. I hate myself too much
Nice deep cut for Eternal Champions Jules. Considering I only ever reached the final boss once I'm glad I never had the chance to suffer that nonsense.
I know I felt badly cheated by F-Zero 64's AI drivers on higher difficulties. Practically all of the opponents blasted by right on the start and you could never catch up even to the mid-tier over the courses of the race (I think the races had upwards of 60 drivers) The other cars clearly were simply going faster.
Cool Boarders 2 better be on here. That game literally freaking teleported racers in front of you on the hardest mode, where they'd pop out of the snow like they were gophers that went to hell and then got stabbed in the ass by devils with pitch forks so much that they got launched from the pits of hades and popped their bastard gopher heads up through the snow in front of you and would then make you get 2nd place because they are rancid bastards that piss you off and make you cry harder than that time your grandpa died on your 14th birthday.
Oh lord I remember the accusations of screen watcher when we’d play Goldeneye on 64. Oof. That was the top insult.
Want an "unwinnable challenge!?" Play Conker's Bad Fur Day, capture the flag, on....Einstein! For those that know? They know. For those that don't?? Well, let me tell you. You won't survive longer than 3 seconds. Unless you don't walk in front of a window or door. Capture the flag on Einstein is the epitome of "you move!? You die!" 😁😆
For me I feel like if I have a kid I will not teach them not to cheat but instead I will teach them to not get caught cheating and use the law to protect them whenever they can. Cheaters succeed. A criminal empire gets shattered and people go to prison. A business empire gets wounded and the cheaters retire with big bank accounts and very light prison sentences.
I remember as a kid me and my sister would play split screen vs on siphon filter I believe and she would constantly accuse me of screen watching which I always tried to avoid cuz I despised cheating, it wasn't fun to me if you cheated. But her complaints about me screen watching got so bad that eventually our dad decided to settle it by getting a massive piece of cardboard and taped it to the TV along the line in the split and we would sit on either side and play like that which went on to prove I wasn't screen watching I was just better. My sister would call it cheating when we played bloody roar and I used my favorite character that I was best with. When I would beat her she would get mad and say I wasn't allowed to use that character anymore. This would persist until I beat her with every character on the roster and then she would just quit playing.
6:00 Thoughts of Bushido Blade on the PS1. Instant kill before the round begins.
Screenwatcher lol had friends refuse to talk to each other for days cause one thought the other was screen watching
I used to play q3 on Dreamcast with my mates and yeah...Screen watchers.... quick fix carboard strips and cellotape attached to the crt.........
Shao Khan on MK Vita. Spamming moves and instantly cancelling yours. If you've played it, you know.
I put quite a bit of time in mordheim. Glad to see someone talking about it even though the game is 90 percent bs I loved the crazy randomness of it. I will never forgot one of my weakest mercenaries developing megalomania after he was downed in almost ever mission and lost several body parts.
There is a way to save areth in 7. However, it is really, really difficult. And she's taken away as zombie. What if it works cause it takes like 20 hours to do? Yeah, it's nightmare.
If FatShark's AI game director ever takes over the world, we're all screwed.
Didn't the annoying final boss in the first Assassin's Creed also have eight phases?
Love the work you guys are doing with the channel
That damn yellow car in the original RC Pro-Am. It will randomly and very suddenly be able to drive 10x faster than everyone else for the rest of the game. It’s really obnoxious.
I’ve also caught the Hard AI in the iOS version of Race for the Galaxy cheating. It’s a very specific situation, but the AI can read my phase selection and plan accordingly to force the end of the game if its in a winning position. While there is an ability that allows players to see another’s roles before they choose their own, the AI doesn’t have this in the instances of cheating I’ve seen.
I remember that in rc pro am too. Depending on how far you were able to make it. The color of the car changed. After a while they made it so you had no chance of winning. I used a game genie once. To make the computer cars go crazy and drive in small circle. There is no end to the game. Eventually, you just keep collecting small trophies. You collection of them actually stops. You pretty much just race til you quit or the game freezes.
Batan Kaitos looked awesome till I noticed the card battle system and now I definitely be passing on the remastered version.
Dead or Alive AI is notorious for reading inputs
Anyone notice the two little comments that appeared in the bottom left corner?
6:05-6:08 is 'F*** temu' and ' hi Jeff'
Also, love the strongbad call back. Haven't watched those videos is a very long time. TROGDORRRRR!
Screenwatching became the only way to reliably win in my house lmao
I wish the best for you Jules. You're a fucking dynamo!
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest could occasionally bone you if the RNG gods didn't like you in the tutorial battle.
XCOM 2 also cheats. Same problem as Mordheim. 99% hit chance and you still miss 2 out of 5 times. And don't try save scumming because it will actually make your chances worse, oddly enough
Gotta love screen cheating, and you could always tell who was screen cheating and who was just that good.
So a 95% hit chance like in Xcom and Xcom 2 when I play. I have had many, many ,many 95% to get only 4 hits out 10 to 15 trys.
I hope you feel better, Jules!
Jules your videos do a great job of brightening otherwise rough days, keep it up!
Honorable mention to GameGenie and GameShark...filthy chester
OK random Q....
What's your beard maintenance routine? Figuring out a proper chin/neck line is a nuisance for me. Anyway, great vid as always!
Should be a special section for just all input readers. Even Elden Ring pulled this bullshit with the Godskin bosses as they would 100% through a Blackflame Fireball at you any time you dared to use your flask. It was so blatant fan outrage at this nonsense finally got them to remove it like 6 months after release.
Great vid, subbed
+1 for the Strongbad reference
the FF7 character that died - one of the best characters - says nobody.. I never used her and when i had to get to the point when i HAD to she was so under levelled i couldn't proceed....
She was so weak,
I knew it wasn't just my own horrible luck in Mordheim!!
Dang, WhatCulture is DEAD dead if Jules is gone.
Great content guys. Keep up the good work.
Screen watcher eh, I was called that once and to prove I could still win we made a carboard wall to split the screen, had to get close but I still won and that was that, I was only called it once.
Tyche. Tie-kuh. We humans invent some fun words for stars and gods and stuff.
The proper response to being called a screen watcher: Laugh at the idiots not doing it. Cause if you're playing split screen, it's stupid to assume that anyone who can see the screen isn't watching everything. Most likely, it's just that people who think it's a bad thing are just bad at it, because we all know they're also watching our segments of the screen. Hypocrisy from sore losers.
Surprised Mario Kart isn't on the list. But, then again, that's a bit obvious, as it's pretty much the flagship of "the video game is a cheating bastard" trope.
As you can see this is who they are. I'll not follow or think about them.
Wait a sec, the Eternal... that's Geese Howard from SNK.
Every mario kart from 150cc & up should've been on this list😤😤
I had eternal champions for sega....loved that game
Couldn't the enemies see through walls in the first or second Far Cry?
X-Com has to be on here right? RIGHT?
Cheaters never prosper but the do profit so they never get better but they may steal your win.
How did Rugal Bernstein avoid this list
So, I see Jules, but this is my first time seeing this FGS channel. Is this just rehashing WhatCulture videos? Anyways, my contribution: Age of Empires 2. The computer cheats so hard. There won't even be any resources left on the map but they're still pushing out armies of Paladins.
I think hes doing the same format, but with a couple of his own buddies. I assume its to cut out the middle man that is what culture
@@ComboSmooth Isn't FGS the parent of both channels?
Fighting Game Bosses that Cheat. Do it!
X-COM. Another game that shows inaccurate hit chances.
For all of you suddenly triggered X-COM players who will claim I don't understand statistics, the developers SPECIFICALLY SAID this was happening. If you're doing too well, it lowers your hit chance. Too poorly, it raises your crit chance for a 'clutch shot'.
If you've never experienced it, it means the game never thought you were doing well.