16:35 I absolutely love how dry bones went OUT OF HIS WAY to literally go around beef boss and steal the box in front of him, I had to repeat that part several times XD And if that wasn't enough, he looks at beef boss a little after as if he's saying "SUCK IT."
10:20 my goal in life is to do this and perfectly place a fake mystery box inside a real one. i have been trying for 10 years so seeing it just fuels my passion further
I’ve been doing that since Mario Kart DS came out. It’s not that hard, nor is it hard to avoid because of its color. Now, doing it in Mario Kart 64 is actually a detriment.
13:36 after years of suffering from shit like this I just KNEW he was going to bump a heavier character just after the mushroom and fall, it’s a sixth sense 😂😂😂
Mario Kart to give an actual finish to the best Sunday in racing. For reference, NASCAR'S nightcap race was postponed about 60% of the way through this year.
I do know something about getting every 1 Star Rank on all Mirror Mode cups is that you will unlock a new character if you would like to know there is actually an easier way to unlock this character and that is to have a save file on Super Mario Galaxy
Hey Poof, here’s wheelieing. So, wheelies boost your speed slightly, but you turn much slower. You can cancel a wheelie by going into a drift, and if you get bumped while wheelieing then you get slowed a lot.
quick tip, if you do happen to fall off the track, if you start holding accelerate JUST as you land after lakitu drops you back on the road, you'll get a little boost. it's good for getting back to speed quickly if you royally mess up
Best of luck with your All-Star journey Poofesure! Just one small tip if you do see this: If you hit the accelerate button upon landing from going out of bounds the *moment* you hit the ground, you instantly get a full speed boost, without having to do a standstill mini-turbo. Hope this helps!
i replayed this whole game yesterday and this exact cup gave me so much frustration. Its that end part of wario's gold mine its like a curse I got an A rank like 6 times on it because of the last 5 seconds where everything in the game decides to just hit you
poof at 15:35 when you drive more parallel up the blue ramp, you can essentially ride it the entire length of the rail. it’s super easy and it’d make summit much easier once you get the timing down. “how to ride a zipper mario kart wii”
The Blue Shell is just the girlfriend who both messes with you in a very annoying way but always comes and supports and helps when the time is right As a Guy who always gets f*cked by the blue shell, That ending hurt
The timing for the boost start is different in mk8 deluxe and mkwii, in mkwii you need to hit 2 shorty after the number 2 has gone onto the screen, in mk8dx, you hit 2 as soon as it comes on the screen
Believe me when I say this but I currently think it's impossible for me to get a star rank on the mirror lightning cup. I have only made it as far as DK mountain. I am excited to see how that cup plays out for poof.
Mario Kart Wii was one of the first video games I played as a kid. My siblings always taught me that you start boosting AS the 2 countdown is fading away
18:27 was so avoidable, I never do the stop-boost thing or whatever you call it, I would've at least avoided the star attack part of the whole shit show that took place
10:30 As we have seen time and time again on this channel, poofesure is not playing against AI. Nor against computer players. They are cheaters. Full blown AI computer playing cheaters.
mario karted
weed
i nutted
Mario farted
mario came
play more slapshot rebound please 🙏
That Waluigi out of nowhere was hilarious. 2:50
"WHA-WHAAAT?!"
Ha haaaaaaaa 😈
Took me by surprise. Had to look at that a few times.😂
Cus where did he come from🤣🤣🤣
NO- NOT “YAY” BEEF BOSS.
18:22 One of the most soul-crushing breakdowns ever
The video’s climax… super rewarding
16:35 I absolutely love how dry bones went OUT OF HIS WAY to literally go around beef boss and steal the box in front of him, I had to repeat that part several times XD And if that wasn't enough, he looks at beef boss a little after as if he's saying "SUCK IT."
I'm guessing dry bones is a Degeneration X fan
The outward hand was like he was flipping the bird too lmao
It’s even better when you realise it was Dry Bones who hit him at 18:27 😂
those wails at 18:24 were from the soul and reached Pluto and the silence until 19:26 had me rolling
I need someone to do one of those female rage TikTok edits but with Poof’s screams 😂
@@ameliapotter627No
I swear the scream 18:27 was way higher than normal, I don't think his voice reached that high of a pitch in a long time
It sounds like Sr Pelo in an episode of mokey’s show
@@pablosolermontanos641pretty sure you’re right about it being a while in a video
poof screaming is the greatest sound i will ever hear
Alarm sound
Material
Funny scream
makes you think about the sounds he must make in bed!
@@skinnyelephant7752 bro💀
I know it’s not that important but the clutch at 15:30 was definitely some impressive work from Poof
came looking for this because that was one of the most insane moves i've seen from him
fr i love how he almost accidentally did a straight up tas strat and then remembered he was poofesure
Nothing beats a Poofesure video before bedtime
Nothing beats a Poosefure video before school time
Real
Nothing beats a Poosefure video before 3pm
I go to bed listening to the wailing agony of Poofesure. It’s quite nice, really.
This is a real treat fr
18:20 is EVERY Mario Kart player's WORST nightmare! IDC how pro you are!
you mean mario kart wii
this aint happening in mario kart 7
Actually most players go through the shortcut so this wouldn't have happened 🤓
18:25 idk but the big ass bowser driving by is funny to me for some reason
“KING KOOPA IS COMIN’ THROUGH, CHUMPS!”
bowser had an opportunity to mario kart poof even more but missed
Noooo NOOOO 😅
16:36 the sudden cut off and silence here speaks numbers 😂
@2:49 Waluigi’s “heh heh!” In your ear as he blew by you is amazing
9:40 this was brutal, the silence after lmaoo
That made me bust out laughing 💀
The silent restarting gets me lmao
18:20 it’s perfect. Down to the most minute detail.
18:19 the moment we knew it would happen
10:20 my goal in life is to do this and perfectly place a fake mystery box inside a real one. i have been trying for 10 years so seeing it just fuels my passion further
Just place it as soon as U go over the item box
Its not hard
I’ve been doing that since Mario Kart DS came out. It’s not that hard, nor is it hard to avoid because of its color.
Now, doing it in Mario Kart 64 is actually a detriment.
18:20 If only Poof took the right path...
2:21 look how king boo on the mini map goes so fast and then goes all the way back down
How on earth do you notice these things
Bullet Bill
Bullet bill
He was likely in a bullet, and then slowed down since he was probably scripted to stay last.
@@the97show scripted 😭
15:15 "pro shortcut"
*Refers to the most free shortcut in the game*
At the same time he can't yet control wheelies or drift properly always
And it’s easier to do the shortcut than following the road path. No mushroom needed also.
Unless he’s referring to the double cut.
I know he’s not, but still.
@@LuigiFan1akaStar He's playing on the Wii wheel
@@ZazaManJacky It doesn't really give much of a excuse
18:20 Mario Kart in a nutshell
Mario Kart Wii*
@@porkyminch5131 This pretty much applies to all Mario Kart games in general lol
@@LinkDragon512 nah mario kart 7 is easy
13:36 after years of suffering from shit like this I just KNEW he was going to bump a heavier character just after the mushroom and fall, it’s a sixth sense 😂😂😂
18:20 At this point, I'm a little surprised Poofesure's wii remote didn't turn into a Beef Boss Wii Remote with Biif Motion Plus outside
The silence is even louder than his screaming
The fact the thumbnail is him about to get hit by a blue shell just proves this is going to be a good video
💯 facts 😭
never judge a book by its cover😂
“Did Mario just Mario in my ear?”😭
Idk man I heard nothing XD
i was looking for this comment LOL
Glad I’m not the only one who thought that was funny 😆
Thats what peach said:
"Did Mario just Mario in my ear?"
Mario: (whispers im ear) Waa... hoo...
I read that in Chris Pratt’s voice
In typical beef boss fashion
a moment of silence for Poofesure's vocal chords and his neighbours
For some reason, Poof's Mario Kart videos relax me more than ASMR videos ever could even though he yells lol.
8:23 dry bones: screams of the damned
Mario Kart to give an actual finish to the best Sunday in racing. For reference, NASCAR'S nightcap race was postponed about 60% of the way through this year.
or the indy 500 with a last lap pass for the win
and leclerc finally winning his home gp
What the fuck are you talking about
5:58 "God Bless America!"
That's just so random that it always makes me laugh.
5:58 God Bless America! 🇺🇸
4:47 you can cancel wheelies by hopping or shaking the Wii Remote (on motion controllers)/Pressing the D-Pad (on non-motion controllers)
Petition for Poofesure to unlock funky kong, every person who liked is actively contributing to a great cause.
While we at it how about Petition for Poof to also get 3 stars in every track it would be hilarioua
We need a petition that says “play TDW98 monthly”
That first race i was keeping an eye on waluigi the entire time and i KNEW what was going to happen
(Poofesure seemingly about to win 1st place on Luigi circuit)
Waluigi: *BONJOUR*
9:45 the way he just nonchalantly quit the game and then spoke so calmly without blowing up was so funny to me for some reason.
I do know something about getting every 1 Star Rank on all Mirror Mode cups is that you will unlock a new character if you would like to know there is actually an easier way to unlock this character and that is to have a save file on Super Mario Galaxy
Poof x MarioKart is my favorite lullaby
and Papa Louie's games as well for sure
15:06 am I the only one who noticed the giant Beef Boss statue in the left top?!?!?😂
Nah, Poof noticed it too 13:27
It uses ur mii for it no whatever mi its face there also oj moonview highway
watching a new poofesure video at bedtime is the best feeling ever
4:57 “ooo I like loads of bananas”-poofesure
18:14 be mario karted
Ngl, that maneuver to win at DK Summit was pretty impressive
8:16 baby peach coming out of nowhere and banging into beef boss lmao 😂
would love to be banging beef boss
10:05 Bro just out ran a green shell! Lmao 🤣
2:50 When waluigi came out of no where I died 😭
18:21 reminds me of getting hit with seven +4s in Uno 😭
13:40 what I hear when someone burns their ramen at 3am
That Wario’s goldmine ending was the most Mario Kart Wii luck I’ve ever seen
18:20 the turn of events was absolutely insane.
poof is the only one capable of making me happy at 1 am
“You can give me three bananas in fourth place and I’ll come in first”
-poof, 13:23
3:09 That’s just the power of rubber band AI in Mario Kart, Poofesure
No, its poof losing a second on every straight due to not using wheelie to increase his top speed on a track mostly consisting of straights....
Gotta wheely in the game to win
@@jeti_0674 rubber band AI would also make the CPUs faster since you are faster tho, so he's not actually losing as much time in practice, but still
18:21 same energy as Daisy getting knocked off the bridge over and over again in DK Mountain
Hey Poof, here’s wheelieing.
So, wheelies boost your speed slightly, but you turn much slower. You can cancel a wheelie by going into a drift, and if you get bumped while wheelieing then you get slowed a lot.
quick tip, if you do happen to fall off the track, if you start holding accelerate JUST as you land after lakitu drops you back on the road, you'll get a little boost. it's good for getting back to speed quickly if you royally mess up
2:56
''NO! Not ''yAY'' Beefboss!''
Hey let the hamburger celebrate
Poof wants to get to a star rank, if you get 2nd or last during the first race it might effect your star rank.
@@archerandadultswim Yeah I know but I found it funny
15:35 was an incredible moment
poof nailed that zipper
Man that Waluigi encounter was out of nowhere 2:50
The A rank is based only on placements, and not driving like the star rank, so even if you got all first, there is no telling if that was star worthy.
Wrong. You can get first place in all 4 courses and still get a C rank if you drove really bad, but it affects less once you get out of star ranks
Best of luck with your All-Star journey Poofesure!
Just one small tip if you do see this: If you hit the accelerate button upon landing from going out of bounds the *moment* you hit the ground, you instantly get a full speed boost, without having to do a standstill mini-turbo. Hope this helps!
18:25 that final wail as Dry Bones goes flying past 😭
18:20 The funniest part is Waluigi being the last one to pass just like how he did in Luigi Circuit
The ominous silence after all that happend... it was scarier than any sort of screaming fest he usually goes through
So excited for this relaxing Mario Kart play-through 😌
that silence was LOUD
i imagine the true pain and suffering when i read the title. "I was this close to the star rank" means that a great rage is coming
i replayed this whole game yesterday and this exact cup gave me so much frustration. Its that end part of wario's gold mine its like a curse I got an A rank like 6 times on it because of the last 5 seconds where everything in the game decides to just hit you
18:20
Thats probably what the titanic victims felt when they hit that damn iceberg.
All shells and Beef Boss's Driving are Poofesure's worst nightmare when playing this
Cant wait to fall asleep in 10 minutes to poof screaming
18:22 that’s why it’s important to have a big lead between you and the second place
poof at 15:35 when you drive more parallel up the blue ramp, you can essentially ride it the entire length of the rail. it’s super easy and it’d make summit much easier once you get the timing down. “how to ride a zipper mario kart wii”
Poofesure is one of the only youtubers that can spoil the entire video with the title and thumbnail and it is still so entertaining to watch
The Blue Shell is just the girlfriend who both messes with you in a very annoying way but always comes and supports and helps when the time is right
As a Guy who always gets f*cked by the blue shell, That ending hurt
Did you see the bot that tried and failed to copy your comment?
@@Rammy_Latin really? Wow that’s funny
fr, that one wasnt even on him
I completely agree with Poof. Wheelies are a trap. When you wheelie, you can't turn. You cannot stop wheelieing on command either. You have to wait.
Good times when poof uploads mario kart
1:41 watching waluigi go from last to sneaking up to and then taking first without poof having a clue was gold
Dry Bones took that box like u owed him something. 16:35
That ladies and gentlemen, is what we call getting Mario Karted
The criteria for a star rank is much more lenient than i thought it would be. i think he might actually do it next vid
Poofs the type of guy to rage when his ice cream melts a droplet and blames it on the heat being too hot on a mild day
I waited all day for a new video. This will be legendary
He never finished his thought about wheelies, it just was "it requires me-"
The timing for the boost start is different in mk8 deluxe and mkwii, in mkwii you need to hit 2 shorty after the number 2 has gone onto the screen, in mk8dx, you hit 2 as soon as it comes on the screen
18:20 You got Mario Karted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would die for you poofesure
Believe me when I say this but I currently think it's impossible for me to get a star rank on the mirror lightning cup. I have only made it as far as DK mountain. I am excited to see how that cup plays out for poof.
Perfect timing i was ready for this
Mario Kart Wii was one of the first video games I played as a kid. My siblings always taught me that you start boosting AS the 2 countdown is fading away
18:27 was so avoidable, I never do the stop-boost thing or whatever you call it, I would've at least avoided the star attack part of the whole shit show that took place
10:30 As we have seen time and time again on this channel, poofesure is not playing against AI. Nor against computer players. They are cheaters. Full blown AI computer playing cheaters.
There’s nothing more thrilling than the agony of Poof playing Mario kart Wii
18:19 Funniest part of the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
of course only wii mario kart would find a way to make poofesure loose in the dumbest way possible-
795 days since Tomodachi Life. About time it makes a comeback.
I think all his miis died from farting
2:50 waluigi got a mushroom on the ground and slipstreamed off you genius
Do you remember driving a Titanic?
LMAO what?