Look at the size of that theater! Three levels and it’s packed. I’m so glad he didn’t give up, and kept at it. He’s the funniest comic there is these days.
As a first generation Italian American, I can confirm this is true about the grandparents. My grandparents were here for half their life and they never learned to speak English outside of a random word here and there that they threw in when they spoke Italian. Luckily for me, it helped me learn to speak Italian. My parents speak English but in the house they still speak Italian most of the time, but my grandparents were Italian all the way. Great memories.
My grandfather (Umberto) at 14 years old came to this country alone on a boat from Italy. Thank you for helping me understand that I was not alone growing up living with immigrant grandparents! It’s so great to look back at my childhood and smile.😁
"You, Javier and Athinos will be in the library writing a paper about how immigrants parents don't sign permission slips" Only Sebastian Maniscalco can craft a punchline like that lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I know it's a comedy routine--- but that bit was very sad. Field trips are such a special moment when you're little. I still remember many of my favorite field trips. 😪
I never learned to swim either. My Italian parents were too afraid I would drown. Every time I would be at the beach with friends, my mother would put a big orange canvas life jacket on me and I would watch all the kids swimming while I sat on a rock with my orange life jacket. So funny now!
@@phyld6491 It is not true. I am Italian from Italy and I also can't swim because my parents feared that I would drown. But swimming has never been necessary for me because I have never been to the sea or to the pool, my family has always loved the mountains and long walks. Viva il Trentino e le Dolomiti!
My grandparents were exactly the same. They watched me after school everyday mostly sign language and the little I knew. Grandma baked her own cookies from scratch with some real weird tools. She cooked for me every day though and her cooking was delicious. Thank goodness she taught all her children her famously wonderful sauce. I loved them all.
Love this...so many similarities in the Greek culture and I grew up in a similar way in Belgium...Greek immigrant parents.....they were tough strict parents but really did the best they could. The grandparents were everything too!
I am at work dying while listening to this because this was my childhood, my parents go to work and I would have to stay with my Sicilian grandparents as well and I remember the game of charades you had to play just to get a cup of juice.
My mother in law is Persian. She’s been here on and off for 25years but still plays charades with me to get a cup of tea. Only learnt how to say thankyou in English last yr.
I was that one kid sitting by himself in class while everyone else was on a field trip. I guess Trinidadian parents didn't know how to sign permission slips either 😂
every time he goes into the italian for his grandpa I start crying, I can't. It's so funny. And when he does the grandma, is it just me or is he saying, "who could do this shit ah" lmao
“You, Javier and Athenos will be in the lunch room, writing a paper about how immigrant parents don’t sign permission slips”. 🤣 My mother was an immigrant and I appreciate that!
When I was in 5th grade, my class had gone camping at a nature park. My parents who are Italian immigrants wouldn't give me permission to go on this camping trip. My teacher called my parents and them that it would not do my education any good if I didn't go. My parents argued with the teacher that it is not beneficial for me to go camping. As a result, my parents caved in to my teacher's demands and mom and dad had to buy me a sleeping bag. My dad knowing what a tightwad he was didn't want to buy the sleeping bag. It is a cultural thing that non Italians do not understand.
But is the actual issue with letting their kids go? Is it just economics or is it because the activity isn't something normally done in the home country?
@@Babykilla76 Accurate. I am an adult whos nearly 28 , with a kid and I pay my own bills, but if my elderly italian mother had it her way, I'd be made to live with her forever and would have to ask for permission just to leave the house.
I can’t swim either, you’re not alone. I’m a Calabrese/Sicilian-Irish/Scots woman! Now, there’s a combo for ya! A Taurus ♉️ NYer 🗽as well! 🙄😆 You make me laugh so hard! Thank you for all that you do, sir. 💋♥️🗽
I came home from my first day in high school and told my Italian grandmother I signed up for French. I thought she was going to shoot me. Turns out, Napoleon invaded her little village in the early 1800s. She wasn't even born but the story got passed down through the generations. "I never forget." She said. Forget? It was 100 years before she was born. Then she smacked me upside the head and gave me some pizzale cookies and coffee to eat while I did my homework. :-)
My parents didn't see my permission slips from the time I learned how to sign my mom's name in the fifth grade until I graduated. I'd just tell them about later for lunch money.
Just the small details are hysterical, I don't think enough people realize that him using the names of Athenos and Javier is what put the ending to the story over the top.
My grandparents didn't speak English either but my parents made sure my sister and I were bilingual. I don't understand why his parents didn't teach him Italian. My close friend was taught 4 languages growing up (English, Dutch Turkish and French), so it's possible to teach your kids multiple languages. Also my immigrant mother not only signed permission slips, she was one of the parents who help supervise the trip. Thanks mom!
@@angelacasale3193you are the same gen of Seba that’s why you don’t act like that our gen gran parents were from second world time grew up in poverty and a school were bitten and mad knee on dry chickpeas …..
I can't tell you how many times my teachers thought I was lying because I wrote my own permission slips. Or in trouble for forged signatures when I told them my mother actually told me to sign on her behalf. Or the countless government documents and bank papers I had to translate or fill out.
lol charades! My grandparents taught me Italian but I forgot it as I grew up; my son who is now 50 speaks really good Italian! How I miss those days. My grandfather was a hunter and fisherman every time I walked in the back door of the house there was something hanging there, but they ate everything he brought home. They came from Sicily and my father’s parents came from Abruzzi. Lots of fun, I miss those days.
I really laughed at the end because as a Greek, I can totally relate to that experience 😂 We we’re never allowed to do anything the other kids were doing and people would just assume it was a “Greek thing”😅
I learned Italian as a baby growing up, still speak today, nonna did not speak english, but a few words, my grandfather died in Italy, never got to meet him, when everyone came from America ♥️🇮🇹🐴 3:06
My mom was a single mom of 5 over 50 years ago now. She taught us to imitate her signature perfectly by the time we were 8 or so. Everyone spoke English no problem, she just couldn't be bothered, lol.
Look at the size of that theater! Three levels and it’s packed. I’m so glad he didn’t give up, and kept at it.
He’s the funniest comic there is these days.
No bad language or sexual overtones = a winner!
@@mikedoyle1780 he’s a class a act !
Him and bill burr. Can watch their specials over and over and still crack up
Give up?? He’s selling out in 30 minutes for 7 shows in 3 days at Carnegie Hall in NYC!!
@@Machria23 yeah you also don’t sell that amount tickets over night.
He has a come up story
As a first generation Italian American, I can confirm this is true about the grandparents. My grandparents were here for half their life and they never learned to speak English outside of a random word here and there that they threw in when they spoke Italian. Luckily for me, it helped me learn to speak Italian. My parents speak English but in the house they still speak Italian most of the time, but my grandparents were Italian all the way. Great memories.
Che bello
I understand why they didn't bother learning English though. There wasn't much gentrification at the time so they kept to Italian communities.
Lol I commend them in their commitment to not learn English
learn fucking english if you're going to live here.
Good memories Tony
His expressions and physical comedy are perfect...flawless timing and delivery!
That's what I luv about him! Hilarious!!
He even managed to fit in a "putana" from nona. 🤌
My grandfather (Umberto) at 14 years old came to this country alone on a boat from Italy. Thank you for helping me understand that I was not alone growing up living with immigrant grandparents! It’s so great to look back at my childhood and smile.😁
"You, Javier and Athinos will be in the library writing a paper about how immigrants parents don't sign permission slips" Only Sebastian Maniscalco can craft a punchline like that lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I know it's a comedy routine--- but that bit was very sad. Field trips are such a special moment when you're little. I still remember many of my favorite field trips. 😪
As a son of Mexican immigrants I would have been kicking it with sebastian in the cafeteria also.
Yes, an Italian, a Spaniard, and a Greek. Lol!
Lunch room for three days hahsha
Im Italian and im not joking when I say this is completely accurate.
Totally agree ✌😁
True story
Extremely close to the Lebanese culture as well. I relate to everything he says, it’s hilarious.
@@ag6981 It may seem funny to you now, but it must have affected you psychologically as a young kid. Humor is often used to mask pain.
Everybody says this
"Come si chiama...aspetta" and another word I can't repeat 😉 He knows SOME Italian 🤣
"ATHENOS"🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! I'm done❣
I never learned to swim either. My Italian parents were too afraid I would drown. Every time I would be at the beach with friends, my mother would put a big orange canvas life jacket on me and I would watch all the kids swimming while I sat on a rock with my orange life jacket. So funny now!
And just to think here in Italy everybody or almost swims in indoor pools in the winter and outdoor pools in the summer.
@@phyld6491 It is not true. I am Italian from Italy and I also can't swim because my parents feared that I would drown. But swimming has never been necessary for me because I have never been to the sea or to the pool, my family has always loved the mountains and long walks. Viva il Trentino e le Dolomiti!
I didn't understand my grandparents' broken English any better than I understood their Italian.
"... so now, I don't know how to swim!" Best... digression... ever. This guy just keeps getting better and better!
His humor is freaking hilarious.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I have Caribbean parents, and this is so relatable 😂
You don’t have to be Italian to relate
“You, Javier, and Athenos” lmaooo
😂😂😂😂
My grandparents were exactly the same. They watched me after school everyday mostly sign language and the little I knew. Grandma baked her own cookies from scratch with some real weird tools. She cooked for me every day though and her cooking was delicious. Thank goodness she taught all her children her famously wonderful sauce. I loved them all.
Love this...so many similarities in the Greek culture and I grew up in a similar way in Belgium...Greek immigrant parents.....they were tough strict parents but really did the best they could. The grandparents were everything too!
I am at work dying while listening to this because this was my childhood, my parents go to work and I would have to stay with my Sicilian grandparents as well and I remember the game of charades you had to play just to get a cup of juice.
My mother in law is Persian. She’s been here on and off for 25years but still plays charades with me to get a cup of tea. Only learnt how to say thankyou in English last yr.
I was that one kid sitting by himself in class while everyone else was on a field trip. I guess Trinidadian parents didn't know how to sign permission slips either 😂
haha
So true...being Lebanese and growing up in a neighborhood which was mostly Lebanese, Italian and Portuguese, this is so accurate...LOL
Lol. I am all Italian. I grew up like this. I wish I could relive those days. Proud to be Italian.
I’ve seen this clip so many times and every time I can’t breathe 😂😂😂
He's one of my favorite comedians.
I can’t imagine why
@@redram5150 Now you watch your Gott Damned mouth, punk!! Show some respect to the great Maniscalco!
I’m not Italian, I’m German, but I get it. Hilarious as s#*t. He’s so talented, I have tears when I laugh.
Sebastian, Javier and Athenos...in the lunchroom for 3 days. THATS the Chicago way....
Funniest line in the whole routine.
@@Broadwayshowgirl bbking
That was sooooo funny it happened to me too and I am in the UK 🇬🇧 🤣🤣🤣
every time he goes into the italian for his grandpa I start crying, I can't. It's so funny. And when he does the grandma, is it just me or is he saying, "who could do this shit ah" lmao
How can anyone be sooooo freaking funny like this? He's amazing.
His Italian is pretty good!!!!
sicilian dialect
"Minchia" by now should be international. And I'm not even sicilian.😂
Minchia is a sicilian dialet
@@Babykilla76 It's Italian. In Sicilian dialect, the pronunciation would be more like "mingghia".
I absolutely agree with all of you (writing from Italy).
"You, Javier and Athenos" 😂
“You, Javier and Athenos will be in the lunch room, writing a paper about how immigrant parents don’t sign permission slips”. 🤣
My mother was an immigrant and I appreciate that!
Im 100% Italian and laugh so freakin hard because its all so true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It sounds like a sweet mix of Japanese Italian.
2:24 BUTTANA 😂😂😂 didn't expect that
My Sicilian grandmother didn’t speak English either. I was a bit of a mischievous kid. The only thing she ever said to me was “stay nice a”
😝😝😝😝😝😝
That's how I imitate my Italian grandparents, add an 'a' to the end of every word. My grandmother would say shutup-a!! 😂
My Italian grandmother called me “yayoun a casse “ ……wild one that you are ……
He says he doesn't speak Italian but he actually does pretty good! lol
When he was young he meant. I speak sicilian the dialect both my parents are sicilian I speak it. Thank god. ✝️🙏🏻I am from down under.
@@888alp Sicilian is a very nice dialect, I have read an entire book in Sicilian. The author is Camilleri!
@@888alp you're Sicilian Australian that's pretty rare to learn about I thought all Australian Italians were calabrian
When I was in 5th grade, my class had gone camping at a nature park. My parents who are Italian immigrants wouldn't give me permission to go on this camping trip. My teacher called my parents and them that it would not do my education any good if I didn't go. My parents argued with the teacher that it is not beneficial for me to go camping. As a result, my parents caved in to my teacher's demands and mom and dad had to buy me a sleeping bag. My dad knowing what a tightwad he was didn't want to buy the sleeping bag. It is a cultural thing that non Italians do not understand.
Thanks for the clarification for us Non-Italians!!! Stay Blessed.
@City Nat Yep.
But is the actual issue with letting their kids go? Is it just economics or is it because the activity isn't something normally done in the home country?
Because the italian parents are very, but very protective...ahhaha
@@Babykilla76 Accurate. I am an adult whos nearly 28 , with a kid and I pay my own bills, but if my elderly italian mother had it her way, I'd be made to live with her forever and would have to ask for permission just to leave the house.
I can’t swim either, you’re not alone. I’m a Calabrese/Sicilian-Irish/Scots woman! Now, there’s a combo for ya! A Taurus ♉️ NYer 🗽as well! 🙄😆
You make me laugh so hard! Thank you for all that you do, sir. 💋♥️🗽
White people have like 1/16 irish and they always want to claim it lmao
No bitch you’re probably just american
@AbraRf I wouldn't claim it not even if they paid me. I'm 100 italian and that's it.
Greeks and Italians totally get this 🤣
Yep! Ha ha
And Mexicans! So relatable it's insane! Hahaha
Absolutely hysterical and soooooo accurate!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I came home from my first day in high school and told my Italian grandmother I signed up for French. I thought she was going to shoot me. Turns out, Napoleon invaded her little village in the early 1800s. She wasn't even born but the story got passed down through the generations. "I never forget." She said. Forget? It was 100 years before she was born. Then she smacked me upside the head and gave me some pizzale cookies and coffee to eat while I did my homework. :-)
"People never forget, nothing gets forgiven"
John Marston
Omg the grandma bit lmao. I act just like that !!!😂😂😂
My parents didn't see my permission slips from the time I learned how to sign my mom's name in the fifth grade until I graduated. I'd just tell them about later for lunch money.
100 % accurate. Also if the grandparents were feeling ok, they still gave you the guilt trip of what they didnt have.
You , Javier and Athenos 😅
Love this so much! I am not Italian but I can so relate to this with my Grandparents and the language barrier
Just the small details are hysterical, I don't think enough people realize that him using the names of Athenos and Javier is what put the ending to the story over the top.
Sebastian's grandmother sounded more Japanese than Italian based on his impression.
I thought she was doing the New Zealand Huka
an angry nonna can definitely have that cadence sometimes lmao
that's almost Sicilian (dialect) and is so good! (im from Rome)
Just saw Sebastian at my local casino wow what a great show immense talent! My stomach still hurts from laughing BRAVO👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I didn’t know his grandparents were Japanese 😳😳😳
Love this bloke!!!
Literally all my Italian greats aunts and uncles who came to the states as adults speak just like that. I’m dying watching it the second time
My grandparents didn't speak English either but my parents made sure my sister and I were bilingual. I don't understand why his parents didn't teach him Italian. My close friend was taught 4 languages growing up (English, Dutch Turkish and French), so it's possible to teach your kids multiple languages. Also my immigrant mother not only signed permission slips, she was one of the parents who help supervise the trip. Thanks mom!
Honestly, his pronunciation of Sicilian dialect is very good. Sebastian is being a bit too modest, I think.
Holy shit, that Sicilian accent is on point :)
This is hilarious 🤣
Do Italian grandparents really act like that?
I c-can't breathe!
I am a 61 years younge grandmother and I never act like that maybe in my 80 I will ? 😂😂
@@angelacasale3193you are the same gen of Seba that’s why you don’t act like that our gen gran parents were from second world time grew up in poverty and a school were bitten and mad knee on dry chickpeas …..
I've watched this at least 5 times. I love his grandmother!
I always signed them all myself. It was hell getting them to sign anything.
Addicted to him everyday!!! He is the best!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ROTFLMAO OMG! IM LAUGHING HISTORICALLY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE BEST! OH YAY, EXACTLY SPOT ON!!!
Hahaha! Makes me miss my grandfather even more❤️. This is accurate!
*I died and then was brought back to life @ the pizzeria napkin* 🤣😂
Comic's definitely got the makings of a varsity athlete!
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Omg... I love this man... makes me laugh so hard... 🤣😂😆
I’m from Colombia , it’s amazing how the Italian culture and Colombian culture is so similar .. when he talks about his family I can totally relate 😂
This man is a godsend
Same here he's on point about the Italian experience
He surely speaks Sicilian pretty well...I don't believe for a minute he didn't grow up speaking Sicilian.
I can't tell you how many times my teachers thought I was lying because I wrote my own permission slips. Or in trouble for forged signatures when I told them my mother actually told me to sign on her behalf. Or the countless government documents and bank papers I had to translate or fill out.
Well, now I'm an immigrant parent and I don't sign permission slips... 🤔
I’m not even italian and it still had me laughing me A off.
He tells the true story..that's what I like about him..brutally honest ❤
Yep, my Mexican parents were busy working two jobs each... they didn't have time to sign a dam slip hahaha...
He looks like Ben Stiller mixed with Warwick Davis! I just found out about him yesterday. Can't stop binging his videos now!
It's all true.
Every word.
My grandparents from Calabria raised me. I miss them so much. I love when I hear the
dialect. Brings me back.
I never understood a word my grandparents said ever lol😂 omg so true
If I have a bad day l just have to watch Sebastian ,everything is okay, the day is saved.
lol charades! My grandparents taught me Italian but I forgot it as I grew up; my son who is now 50 speaks really good Italian! How I miss those days. My grandfather was a hunter and fisherman every time I walked in the back door of the house there was something hanging there, but they ate everything he brought home. They came from Sicily and my father’s parents came from Abruzzi. Lots of fun, I miss those days.
My family! Italian Dad came from 10 kids…my husband’s Nonnie lived with us for 2 years. What a gift they were.
I’m a mother of a “Javier” 😆
This guy absolutely amazing, no bad words, no R rated stuff just great story telling.
All so true!! He's the best!!
First generations, Sicilian in this country. True, true. Nothing but true lol❤
This is great comedy, well done!
My grandparents only spoke Korean and I didn't. 100% relatable 😂
This is hilarious. Lol. Italian so definitely can relate. In some ways Maniscalco is like the counterpart to Lopez.
Awwww...the part with school kids without permission slips is so sad though :) funny but sad 😞
You speak good sicilian , you got in your DNA 😂love from Italy
Omg!! This is so true. He has me rolling on the floor laughing 😂
lol, in his jibberish Italian, I think he said 'puttana catzo' imitating his nonna when she was walking to the sink! lol
He's the best....love him!
So funny, and so true...
“You, Javier, and Athenos” 😂😂😂
Literally gasped when I saw how big the audience was at 1:45. The balls on this guy making his jokes and whatnot.
Bravo!
I really laughed at the end because as a Greek, I can totally relate to that experience 😂 We we’re never allowed to do anything the other kids were doing and people would just assume it was a “Greek thing”😅
So true...my parents never signed one permission slip. They are immigrants 😂🥰
Father was from Sicily, mom from Sardinia ...every thing he says is 100% on point.
😂😂😂
I watch sebastian every night instead of watching the news b-4 bed, so fricken FUNNY!
I learned Italian as a baby growing up, still speak today, nonna did not speak english, but a few words, my grandfather died in Italy, never got to meet him, when everyone came from America ♥️🇮🇹🐴 3:06
That punchline at the end 😂 😂
Absolute gold!!!
I'm in fucking tears haha figghiu meu, santa Madonna puttana 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
😆😂😂🤣
My mom was a single mom of 5 over 50 years ago now. She taught us to imitate her signature perfectly by the time we were 8 or so. Everyone spoke English no problem, she just couldn't be bothered, lol.