Sebastian Maniscalco - Craigslist Is an Invitation to Get Murdered
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- #SebastianManiscalco on classic Italian delis, how using Craigslist is asking for trouble, and why parents need to be tougher on their kids.
#SebastianManiscalcoStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec, in 2011.
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The teddy bear comment killed me 😂😆
Put the head in the trash on Monday and the rest on Friday lmao.
Me too! Gouge the eyes out, decapitate the head.
Hahahahahahaha
Hilarious and great physical comedy. I love that his material comes from everyday life and average people. He keeps out the political and celebrity insults. This makes his comedy timeless.
@Carlo Cocciolo you probably have a problem with that topic because it reminds you of what you aren’t able to do
Uncle Luigi took off work to see what you just did.... LOL
dabig 25 lol so true
Dying! 🤣🤣
LMFAO fucking love this guy
get in the trunk lmao!
dabig 25 I lost it when he said that
He's got one of the best deliveries in stand up. Love his work!
David Y yeah I always loved Andrew Dice Clay
It's Dice
he is awful
He's the best
👒👜
"run it through the garden" amazing
I'm sure he started a new trend at subways.....
Justice Keyes
Oh, I'm gonna use this next time at Subway. Lol
Fucking right!
hollaname I think he borrowed that from “Airplane”
Okie Rider Just remember they charge you for every ingredient so if you order "The whole garden" it'll be more expensive.
29th place here’s your trophy....I spit my coffee out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zaghir he said it right when i read this
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Head out on Monday. ..body out on Friday lol
That was great
Bit of Mob mentality there in that joke. 😂
Sounds like his dad may had done it before. Lol.
“Run it through the garden!”
Italians are complex but very simple. Lol.
Intelligent humor, awesome delivery, how have I not heard of this guy??
cuz yer a dumb fxxck.
Aren’t you embarrassed?
Cause you've been dead for years Tesla!
It’s caus good comedy nowadays is being drowned out by wannabe comedians unfortunately
He's got clean witty humor unlike most these days.
Seth Hammock people who have been to his performances have said that he does include vulgar jokes and a lot of swearing just FYI.
He's not a "clean" comic since he does curse some. But he's not one of these vulgar comics who curse every other word and talk about really vulgar topics.
Exactly. Profanity and vulgarities is no humor.
His early material is dirty, both are good.
@@ihs51 That's just a blanket statement. Profanity and vulgarities can absolutely be funny when done right.
"saw the couch in half!" LOL
He makes me proud to be an Italian.
otherwise you wouldn't be. i see what you did there.
dont be proud, pride comes before the fall you shxtstained pissant.
Shave that bush...I’ve dated Italians
I love Italian men !
ITSSSSSS GONNNNNAAAA BEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!
“I got behind the woman, who looked like it was her first time out ever!” F’n brilliant! “Run it through the garden!”
Senastian's been underrated for years, one of the best in the game.
Not so underrated anymore thankfully. Sold 73k tickets over 4 days at MSG
“TAKE A SHOT NUNZIO” 🤣🤣🤣
This guy finally needs to break out ... consistently funny, strong material for 20 years now
Wit's End Entertainment hes already there. Hes made millions. 3 specials plus the wild west comedy tour. Hes been selling out shows like mad this tour. He sold out the ACC last night and it was the best standup ive been to. 20,000 people crying they were laughing so hard. Hes been one of my faves for years and if you get a chance to see him, please go.
hes actually one of the biggest comedians right now but still underrated in my opinion
Love him! He's hit the bigtime for sure! Sold out 5 nights here in Boston and 2 shows. So happy for him!
Agreed, I knew nothing about him until Netflix randomly suggested him. This guy is the real deal. Makes most other comics look like amateurs.
Well maybe he’s made millions but would not like to be a big kind of live in anonymity off stage I think I would prefer that too. He is very funny 😄 tho!
He is so Italian it hurts.
Well American Italian anyways.
Cement shoes
My kind of people
Yeah, he got his character personality from Vinny Barbarino on Welcome Back Kotter. In other words, John Travolta! Google it.
So true lol. I have an italian friend who is the female equivalent. She's hilarious and I love her to bits!
I'm Sicilian and Italian, and you hit the nail on the head with the food being available 24/7. Mom had to feed everyone!
Nay. You're just Italian. Sicily and Italy are the same country.
"Get in the trunk" 🤣🤣🤣
Your uncle Luigi took off work to watch what you just did😂😂😂😂😂
"Get in the trunk" 😂😂😂
@@jpotts1097 🤣 stuff is spot on
“IT’S GONNA BE GOOOOD!!”
😂😂😂 pissed myself.
Dude I died
died at "run it through the garden"
I ALWAYS want to tell confused people, _”Step one: pick bread!”_
😂
Lolol absolutely salad fingers🤣
'Throw the head out on Monday and the body out on Friday..Lmaoooo dead!!
Idk how this popped up on my feed but, I don’t regret clicking on it. He’s one funny guy lol
Bruce Wayne, my thoughts exactly!
Run it Through the Garden. LMAO, The Best
What a unique delivery. Absolutely fantastic artist.
In that case you should check out the rest of his work.
Van609 his physical comedy just adds to the whole delivery.
He's hilarious. I bet he has to limber up backstage before he goes out there.
He's actually so good that if he stopped the physical aspect his comedy would still be strong. I notice that he never falls back on gross jokes, or jokes about genitals, or uses too much foul language, he actually digs into his personal experiences and sense of creativity.
The Chipotle one is gold check that one out
Run it through the garden is a term used for a Chicago style hot dog. The best dog on the planet.
Got it, thanks. Now it makes sense he would use that!
Literally means load with veggies
It makes me smile how old school Chicago he is. Alot of the older Chicagoans still have this accent and it's fun to listen to
During this Coronavirus, I turn to Maniscalco
Me too Norma!!
Yep me too.
I do too, everyday
That’s how I discovered him! 🤣
Me too?!
"Saw the couch in half"
😂😂
Im in tears ova here!...Very Funny!
Nice and clean comedy. Love it!
Yes it's clean but it sure didn't make me laugh
Charles Taylor you must be fun to hang out with
@@charlestaylor5511 - guess he is too clean for your taste- you must be a lowlife !
@@francesvansiclen3245 I just received your text I'm sorry I missed it...this guy is probably a very moral upright person I have no idea but that's my guess... but just like music we all have taste in humor... So why you come after me so strongly I have no idea but look I hope your happy healthy and prosperous God bless
@I do it all Nate what rock groups don't you like and you better not say any one of them because if you do someone might say that filthy thing you said to me of course I don't use that kind of language you must be da man!!!
I love Italian comedy and comics. So very funny!
Im addicted to his comedy, he made me want to be Italian
As a former of employee of subway, I’ve dealt with that woman
PLENTY OF TIMES!!!! 😩😭😡🤬
ABandApart01 maybe she was me!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@stellampetersen7341 Stella this isn't difficult they have the step by step procedure up there! Stella!
I'm a current employee at Jimmy John's...humans are just wow
@abandapart01 People like to shit on restaurant workers but if they ever had to spend a shift taking orders, they'd probably shoot themselves in the face. Humans can be so stupid and if they're not stupid, they're rude or mannerless.
😂😂😂😂
Looks like a very tan Ben Stiller.
suzanne story Very tan. You’re funny.
amethyst0285 well he is very tanned.
An Italian Ben stiller :)
Tanned and NOT tan!😉
suzanne story , lol at first I thought it was Ben Stiller!!
I remember years ago i wanted to sell my xbox on craigslist and meet someone at a 7-11 but then right b4 on the news 2 people got shot selling something on Craigslist..i said fuuuuuuuck that..LOL
lmfao
He is consistently hilarious.....the Subway skit tore me up because I've seen it happen. Some people take 20 minutes to "decide" every little thing and it's maddening. My mom had hard sales and dad would walk around complaining and muttering to himself. When mom wasn't around he'd throw stuff out.....it was funny!
I hadn't heard him until 2021. Hilarious...he always cracks me up. Love the physicality and the facial expressions.
LOL!!!!!!! This dude is freaking hilarious!!!!!!!
This guy is the best doing it right now!
He is in my top 5 for sure.
Seen this numerous times and still makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can’t get enough “when did this start? 29th place. Here’s your trophy” 😂😂😂
This man is HILARIOUS! I've never seen a bad show!
Saw the couch in half. I can't breathe. My sides..
Hahahaha!!! Love freakin love Sebastian Maniscalco! Never finish his specials without tearing up in laughs 😂😂
"Take a shot Nunzio!" I nearly died.
Omg i almost choked on my food this guy is hilarious!!
"...Take the shot Nunzio!" 😂 I love this guy! 😂
He is so hilarious and not raunchy... love it!!!
Sitting in the first row in on of his shows is now of the items in my bucket list. This guy never fails to make my ads laugh 😂
The Italian guy cutting the sandwich meat is on meth. "IT'S-A GONNA BE GOOOOOOD!"
But the sandwich was always good!
“Saw da couch in half” 😂😂
🤣🤭
This guy is my new favorite comic
"Uncle Luigi took off work for this..
get in the trunk!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😂😂😉😉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You are the best!
love the italian accent :)
new york accent
That's a NY accent. Italians don't sound like that
sublimebri Nope. Sebastian’s from Chicago.
yeah thats a midwestern italian american.
He's Italian-American from Chicago. That's a Chicago accent.
I love this guy. He's one of the very few comedians that I actually like. I'm very picky.
Sebastian and Jim gaffigan are great.
I love him! Just when I think I can't laugh about anything, I try to find Sebastian Maniscalco and he never fails to make me laugh!
The doorbell skit is my absolute favorite of his . This is funny too ,
I don’t get tired watching and laughing with this guy! Thank you 🙏
Underrated
Step 1 Pick bread....
*YOU DON'T SEE DAT*
*ITS RIGHT THERE*
He missed out "how do you make a sandwich a home? It says it there - step one pick bread"
The lady screaming and laughing way in the back is hysterical! Love her too!
Marco Belinelli is an Italian NBA basketball player. Really good shooter too
Gallinari also good.
I’ve watched this 10 times now and I’m still dying at the part with the bear! XD
He jokes are universally relatable, with perfect story telling voice and actions, watch out for him he is gonno be a holywood A lister actor soon..
i almost shit my pants at the throwing out the vegetables out the car window bit
Now I want to get a sub from subway and tell them run it through the garden
Freaking genius. I love this man 😂
Amazing man..Amazing..
I Love his style of comedy so much. He just talks to you but the shit he say is so true, and the way he says it, this man so funny. Def one of my favorites of all-time
When he started doing the body movements for the subway lady, I lost it. People like that kill me. I don't get in line until I know what I want. IMO just common courtesy.
Yo! I have always thought the same way about Craigslist! I've heard so many true horror stories about people getting kidnapped, murdered, etc. I am so glad I ain't the only one who thought like this XD This guy is hilarious! 😂😂
There are many greats in comedy and Sebastian is most definitely one of them.
"ITSA GONNABE GOOOD!"
Sandra 😂😂😂
"run it through the garden" 😂
It's guys like Maniscalco that make great teachers so kids can learn real life lessons.
This is one of my favorite sets, and I've watched them all a million times. Seamless and Hilarious everytime
This guy is the BEST!!! 😂🤣😅
Da_Gr8 1 Do you know Brian Reagan?? Another great
That was simply excellent! He’s my new #1 fave comedian!!
If the young Al Pacino had done stand up...
goldeneddie actually, Al Pacino use to do stand up many years ago
Al is Cuban
@@gilberthernandez4041 Al Pacino is Sicilian :)
@@gilberthernandez4041 No he's not he's Sicilian His Parents are Sicilian Immigrants
@@gilberthernandez4041 You might be thinking of ANDY GARCIA
I just found him!!! Love him!! Binging!!!Seattle Aug 2024
Lmao, “Piece it out” 😂😂😂
Just discovered this guy, he is amazingly funny, clever, insightful, etc. Best comic I've seen in years! Where has he been?!
Love his husky voice
Hilarious-LOVE Sebastian's physical slapstick,and his delivery has made me a brand new fan!!!He IS GIFTED!!Thank you for making me laugh so much!!!!
Saw the couch in half 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Breaking the items before putting out for the garbage is genius🤣🤣🤣
Did ben stiller and al pacino have a kid
I love this guys humor. Its clean and so funny.
He’s truly hilarious 😂
His " full" Subway rant is soo funny. Old material but i highly recommend it if you haven't seen it. Looks like he knew it was good and blended in a shorter version. Suprised his set was so short at JFL. But then again they have lots of comedians. He's a great comic imo.
Old School Italians can relate to this guy; we all had dysfunctional backgrounds.
got that right! Being Italian I hear ya!!!
Love this guy!
He is one of the types he don’t have to tell a joke and I’m laughing
Love this guy!!! His accent of Italian/New York is just awesome- Hilarious👍🏼❤️
He's from Chicago, it's a Chicago Italian accent.
Run it through the garden !!!!
Run it through the Garden;🤣🤣🤣 love this guy 💞👍
Proof, people love Italians, (and Sicilians...there’s a difference)!
Dominick Giannino He's both.
What's the difference
Troll General Italians are Main landers. Sicilians come from Sicily the island south of the Italian mainland. Other then geography, 43% of Sicilians are mixed with some other ethnicity( greek,arab,french) due to the island Bieng invaded by conquerors. Thus also making the language slightly different. And the cuisine is different as well
Landon Warsmith that pretty much sounds like the south of mainland italy.. you didn't convince me. In my view Sicily is just a Region of Italy. Nothing more..nothing less....
Troll General It is a region of Italy, but the people/language/food are different. The the mainland