Sebastian Maniscalco: Stylist (Sebastian Live)

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ค. 2022
  • Where is Damo?!
    Watch 'Sebastian LIVE!' on Amazon Prime Video: amzn.to/3bGbLtS
    Follow Sebastian Maniscalco
    Instagram: bit.ly/3DmwqMz
    Twitter: bit.ly/3CjC5BK
    TikTok: bit.ly/3DmtcIW
    Facebook: bit.ly/3ccjA7T
    Website: bit.ly/SMLiveWebsite
  • ตลก

ความคิดเห็น • 170

  • @lauramalek3128
    @lauramalek3128 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Welcome to Schwa Schwa".

  • @annetteboyd8940
    @annetteboyd8940 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As a hairdresser I especially cracked up🤣

  • @garywagner2466
    @garywagner2466 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You know, he’s not really asking all you geniuses what the blue juice is.

  • @Sopra555t
    @Sopra555t 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Barbicide, disinfectant- the blue juice - lol😂

  • @jesuschristiscallingyou953
    @jesuschristiscallingyou953 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Rhythm Nation video.😂 He took it waaayyy back!

  • @joec361
    @joec361 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I could rewatch his stuff and still laugh just as hard or even harder than the first time best stand up hands down.

    • @cfomusic73
      @cfomusic73 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know.....I've seen this a year ago for the second time today the 3rd and I'm still cracking up like it's new! Sebastian is the best!

    • @krisram5506
      @krisram5506 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and I'm still looking after watching at least a dozen times.
      love his humor

    • @jeanmarielieb2929
      @jeanmarielieb2929 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!!

  • @Reddistz1
    @Reddistz1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Sebastian I want u to know that I watch your material over and over and over. For years now. I don't do this with any other comedy/comedian. At night when I lay to sleep I often put your sets on so I can go to sleep with some wholesome laughs. Just saying this to say you're great man and you deserve your flowers and recognition.

  • @virginiadicicco622
    @virginiadicicco622 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂😂I love him..😅😅

  • @sleepytigereyes
    @sleepytigereyes ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This has got to be my favorite. I was changing the sheets on my bed while listening and nearly fell over.

  • @Liz-cmc313
    @Liz-cmc313 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I just adore Sebastian. So much talent. ❤️😂

  • @vinylartcollectibles
    @vinylartcollectibles ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I was bursting out in tears laughing at the punch line in the end 😂 build up was crazy

  • @phillipsmom6252
    @phillipsmom6252 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Blue Juice “ great name for a cocktail. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darwandoo
    @darwandoo ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I can't stop laughing my stomach hurts.
    The setup and final delivery was like the symphony of genius. The mannerisms with the John Ritter style. Pure genius

    • @aema5124
      @aema5124 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or Johnathan Winters is a good comparison to Sebastian!!! Love them !!! ❤❤

  • @jascott1983
    @jascott1983 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    💈 Sebastian's Salon visit still hilarious!!Dommo appears from a puff of smoke in the corner all geared up✂️🧴$1800.00
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️

  • @twelveoaks1
    @twelveoaks1 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Maniscalco is the best; such good timing with his comedic style! Thanks for the laughter! :)

  • @leroytorres1979
    @leroytorres1979 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No haircut, just product. Lol

  • @christianlong1217
    @christianlong1217 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    this is one of my favorite all time bits lmao

  • @joemachunda
    @joemachunda ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As a retired hairdresser and my husband worked in a high end salon, this is hilarious!!!!! That blue stuff is cleaner.

    • @kimzales87
      @kimzales87 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But what is it, really?!

    • @rabakhanom
      @rabakhanom ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Barbicide

    • @robertbrandywine
      @robertbrandywine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kimzales87 Okay, you got me interested enough to check. Its active ingredient is alkyl dimethyl benzyl ammonium chloride (5.12% by volume); sodium nitrite and blue dye are also present.

    • @michaelwiese3205
      @michaelwiese3205 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know that stuff was a disinfectant of some kind, I just wish it would of cured dandruff.

    • @patriciaparquette1842
      @patriciaparquette1842 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Barbicide

  • @pattikirke
    @pattikirke ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love him he is sooo funny! I watch his specials every couple of nights!

  • @2TMarie
    @2TMarie ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He's so correct! Overpriced stylists are just that, but they will always try to provide an "experience."

    • @ClockRadio25
      @ClockRadio25 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @James Bond best haircuts Ive ever had were from a mens salon with actual stylists.

    • @mikuspalmis
      @mikuspalmis ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @James Bond _Overpriced_ stylists.

  • @cynthiabrown8741
    @cynthiabrown8741 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love this man I can watch repeat stuff and laugh as hard or harder than time before.Thank you...I love to hear myself laugh....feel good all over.

  • @loveforeignaccents
    @loveforeignaccents ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LOL at the ending 🥰.

  • @marcdavis2745
    @marcdavis2745 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    DAMO BRILLIANT

  • @ratgirl13
    @ratgirl13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This ☝🏻never gets old-it’s aging like fine wine.

  • @magdabrownis265
    @magdabrownis265 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Barbers have more school hours than a beautician

  • @kathleenreese5010
    @kathleenreese5010 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Funniest one yet!!! Thank you! I needed to belly laugh!!!!

  • @annerobinson8332
    @annerobinson8332 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Sebastian ❤ 😍 💖

  • @jocelyntroher2115
    @jocelyntroher2115 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My son is 20 and has been going to a barber since he was 10 years old he loves the old feel. Old spirit. He get his shoes shined and his tailor is a 80 year old Italian man. Cute❤❤

  • @sandydaley6339
    @sandydaley6339 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LOVE the Hairstylist routine. (All of it's funny)

  • @lindapollot388
    @lindapollot388 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So damn funny I love watching him... ❤️❤️💕💕

  • @siciliangypsy4758
    @siciliangypsy4758 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sebastian, you are the best!😊

  • @caroann
    @caroann ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Barbicide…..its a sanitizer for the combs. 🤪

  • @debradonato5659
    @debradonato5659 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    His Dad is a
    Barber
    💚🇮🇹♥️💪💪

  • @johnnymossville
    @johnnymossville หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damo really brought the drama. He knew it would work on Sebastian.

  • @joannavvark909
    @joannavvark909 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best 1800 dollars I ever spent!!

  • @beatrizrosado898
    @beatrizrosado898 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great talent!

  • @BoyAditya
    @BoyAditya ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sebastian Maniscalco, Jim gaffigan, Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Gabriel Iglesias... You just never bored rewatching their standup on Netflix. They're all good storyteller

  • @marcuscarr2829
    @marcuscarr2829 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damo?

  • @kirby711
    @kirby711 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy is the best
    I'm still laughing at the comment the barber kept his combs in some blue juice😎

  • @sectionalsofa
    @sectionalsofa ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wonder if he's friends with Seinfeld. Love that everyday non-blue humor. I'm hardly a prude but this is so refreshing. It takes a real comedian to be funny without the shock value.

    • @lvtx1003
      @lvtx1003 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes their friends he did 2 episode on seinfelds coffee show

    • @onamemmet
      @onamemmet ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lvtx1003
      Seven mistakes. (nine, if you want to nit-pick.)

    • @hblock8361
      @hblock8361 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Far funnier than Seinfeld.

    • @BigBoss7777777
      @BigBoss7777777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seinfeld wishes he was this funny

  • @donnatwitchell6921
    @donnatwitchell6921 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hey!! I’m Italian and you are a male in my family!! I love your comedy!!! I’ve been listening and watching the cast for many years! I’m glad you and Pete talk about your crazy thoughts about others!! Finally my husband gets me! Thank you!!!!

  • @ArthurZakaryan23
    @ArthurZakaryan23 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    $1800 sounds about right for a haircut in Beverly Hills.

    • @Steve-cm2ys
      @Steve-cm2ys ปีที่แล้ว

      No way, I call bs.
      Ok, maybe with the nipple.

  • @Kougs
    @Kougs ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Blue Juice 😂

    • @brooklyn7722
      @brooklyn7722 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think that the only place I see the "blue juice" is at a barbershop. I never see it in salon's. And there is a big difference between a barbershop and a salon.

    • @loveforeignaccents
      @loveforeignaccents ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brooklyn7722 That's the point of his joke, the difference between going to a barber and a salon. They also in fact had "blue juice" at the salon I used to go to.

    • @leroytorres1979
      @leroytorres1979 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wanna shake the acid off first lol

  • @mzubuki
    @mzubuki ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love Jesus. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.

  • @stephaniefortney22
    @stephaniefortney22 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂he’s the best!

  • @shereebaker2353
    @shereebaker2353 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hysterical! Cracks me up every time!

  • @u4riahsc
    @u4riahsc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So true of salons.

  • @econmachete
    @econmachete ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Damo here...?"

    • @RB-ow7mt
      @RB-ow7mt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's DHAHMEUX.

  • @claudiacarley4050
    @claudiacarley4050 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Love all your jokes...😂😂😂😉
    Could always watch and have a great laugh...just hysterical!
    Keep those joking going 🤣

  • @louise8752
    @louise8752 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's the best, hands down

  • @user-vd9it8gw1y
    @user-vd9it8gw1y 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every time I watch Sebastion I laugh so much..makes my day seem so much better. I love the series out Bookie on Prime. I binged watch it. Had me laughing so HARD I was crying

  • @chrissteward2725
    @chrissteward2725 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He goes to the salon every other day. He knows it!

  • @evelynmayton470
    @evelynmayton470 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    genuis

  • @A-FrameWedge
    @A-FrameWedge ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There was one barbershop and 2 barbers where I grew up, one guy was called fast Eddie a Mexican guy and the other was blind Louie an old white guy, you prayed you got fast Eddie.

  • @jojober1980
    @jojober1980 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love him s so much funny as hell .my son tired me on to him 3 yrs ago tyMarc😘 miss you

  • @eikobrown1258
    @eikobrown1258 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This dude is so funny I’m on binge for days🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sominnesotan
    @sominnesotan ปีที่แล้ว +116

    😂 $12 for a haircut, 10 years ago

    • @brooklyn7722
      @brooklyn7722 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think the prices are reasonable today.
      I'm the kind of person that just buys things without looking at the price. If I want it I just buy it. I couldn't even begin to tell anyone about the cost of a certain item because I just don't look. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

    • @supersaiyanzero386
      @supersaiyanzero386 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brooklyn7722 neither good nor bad

    • @epicon6
      @epicon6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's been a good while since Sebastian has looked at what things cost

    • @jrc3648
      @jrc3648 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still pay $10.00 for a haircut today. I do give a $3.00 tip.

    • @GORILLA_PIMP
      @GORILLA_PIMP ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brooklyn7722
      It's a good thing if you rich
      A bad thing if you're not

  • @masulliv55
    @masulliv55 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Genius

  • @Zinctwentyone
    @Zinctwentyone ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Been a while. Super funny.

  • @bigt4135
    @bigt4135 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    $25 for a hair cut now

  • @kylemitchell5830
    @kylemitchell5830 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is this why I got the robe on?! lol 🤣

  • @josephstead4250
    @josephstead4250 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have been a barber for 50 years your price is off but right on on everything else GREAT JOB ON MEN GETTING HAIR CUT SUPER 😊😊

  • @pinguinajust314
    @pinguinajust314 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "blue juice" is sanitizer 😊

    • @orphanedhanyou
      @orphanedhanyou 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Acid can sanitize. So can vinegar. That's not very helpful.

  • @pintofamily970
    @pintofamily970 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Blue juice is barbercide

    • @loveforeignaccents
      @loveforeignaccents ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL... I'm sure he knows; it's part of the joke/skit.

    • @bigmon19
      @bigmon19 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The irony is that his father runs a salon.

    • @mialite7959
      @mialite7959 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigmon19 ...and, that's why he's doing this skit...😲

    • @jn7428
      @jn7428 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thumbs down

  • @lisab.1595
    @lisab.1595 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I could watch the same videos hundreds of times and still I can't stop laughing.

  • @atomicflash1753
    @atomicflash1753 ปีที่แล้ว

    He left that part of the ending of the skit

  • @nikkim788
    @nikkim788 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    All these frou-frou salons are exactly why I hate getting my hair cut. As a woman, you would think I would enjoy such nonsense, but nope. The fussier the salon, the more they charge, and I don't want to spend hours in there just to chop off a few inches of hair. 👎

    • @orphanedhanyou
      @orphanedhanyou 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Agree and usually they can barely manage that.

    • @arpeemarkarian5130
      @arpeemarkarian5130 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed. The stylists are elevating themselves to feed their egos.

  • @j_h_o
    @j_h_o ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damo here?

  • @gw5269
    @gw5269 ปีที่แล้ว

    3.49 Blue Steel 😂

  • @whozyourdaddy
    @whozyourdaddy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dom-oh?

  • @mammycher8895
    @mammycher8895 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tony was our barber! lmao. He had blue juice.

  • @nichegoseberazdvatri
    @nichegoseberazdvatri ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Used to be a hairdresser. Its so hilarious and true. There is always a gorgeous girl shampooing hair, meanwhile the dudes just sit there with hard one silently obeying every direction 🤣🤣

  • @stephenscribbles
    @stephenscribbles ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And this is why I just buy an electric razor and cut my own damn hair. Thirty bucks and it'll last me god knows how long

    • @supersaiyanzero386
      @supersaiyanzero386 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @ArthurZakaryan23
      @ArthurZakaryan23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I splurged and got a Oster 76 electric razor, same ones you'll find at any respectable barbershop, that was over 10 years ago and still works like new, could easily go another 30 years without breaking a sweat.

    • @GORILLA_PIMP
      @GORILLA_PIMP ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Took the words right out my mouth

    • @GORILLA_PIMP
      @GORILLA_PIMP ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ArthurZakaryan23
      Wow ok i been thinking about buying one a those for a few years now

    • @webguy943
      @webguy943 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same bro

  • @thebyrd7850
    @thebyrd7850 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cape...😂😅😂

  • @thebyrd7850
    @thebyrd7850 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1800 Dollars...😂😂😂

  • @MrTheRich13
    @MrTheRich13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Blue Juice ! Ha ha … Barbicide !

  • @sandrosoler4275
    @sandrosoler4275 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The barber $12? The barber charges you $20, just as much as a Supercuts. You're paying to get the old school feeling

  • @tawiley10
    @tawiley10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂

  • @johnrinck4883
    @johnrinck4883 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've got the COVID haircut... haven't touched it in two years! But last night Damo came to me in a dream. "The road to Hell is paved with the locks of the heretics!" So I'm going in tomorrow....

    • @christianlong1217
      @christianlong1217 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is gold lmao

    • @caiosartori4499
      @caiosartori4499 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the hell is a covid haircut?

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caiosartori4499 Like an overgrown bush.

    • @graceperez5620
      @graceperez5620 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Damo's name Fidel..so good looking was nervous just getting a cut..lol.. Wasn't sure if I wanted to date him or get a hair cut...whew😉

    • @johnrinck4883
      @johnrinck4883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caiosartori4499 I haven't gotten a haircut since March 2020, right as the lockdowns started.

  • @wwllmcheng
    @wwllmcheng 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shwa shwa....haha

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish ปีที่แล้ว +2

    $12 in 1989 maybe

  • @jlet4ever
    @jlet4ever ปีที่แล้ว +1

    $8 yesterday. Who would pay more?

  • @j.studzz1925
    @j.studzz1925 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got tix to see him 200 bucks a seat turned out they were for the night b4 ,I was so pissed so I had Friday night tix and I was all set for the Sat show until I realized it 🙃🙃🙃I went online bought more tix for the Sat show n took the loss but was worth every penny

    • @LittleMissHoop
      @LittleMissHoop ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh no! good attitude though!

  • @susannobile1933
    @susannobile1933 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣

  • @neverrip7132
    @neverrip7132 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I was young I always went to the salon because I didn't know the barber was outside of the shopping centre in the alleyway. I had no dad.

    • @karolinewriter6419
      @karolinewriter6419 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your story made me sad. I hope you are surrounded by loving family!

    • @neverrip7132
      @neverrip7132 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@karolinewriter6419 Nah. Only witches. As a child they used to send me to hair salons. I don't mean it to sound gay, but, I never had a man in my life lol

  • @brianegendorf2023
    @brianegendorf2023 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That moment you realize $1800 is a ridiculous amount to pay for a haircut...but also realize its more worth it than the $15 haircuts you've been getting your whole life.

  • @cathyrizzo7276
    @cathyrizzo7276 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂

  • @SIM2014
    @SIM2014 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damo sends you home with a brochure and then you find out why when you comb your hair the next day to find out there is a part two. :😜

  • @studiobencivengamarcusbenc5272
    @studiobencivengamarcusbenc5272 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am in the fashion business and I hate hair stylists - last time they wanted my profile 😂 i told them I am a one shot old school guy I do not do that ⛔️😣cut the bloody hair and stop grabbing my genetic code 😂🤠 and do not use hairspray on me - it stinks

  • @vandolmatzis8146
    @vandolmatzis8146 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sebastian is bizzarro andrew dice clay.

  • @kcrun
    @kcrun ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg!!! I can so relate to the salon skit. Hahaha. Over priced non sense

  • @Boe_Jiden81
    @Boe_Jiden81 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    $12 cut?? Bruh I wanna know where this guy is going for his haircuts🤣

    • @orphanedhanyou
      @orphanedhanyou 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You bring a coupon

  • @peekaboots01
    @peekaboots01 ปีที่แล้ว

    The blue liquid is barbercide.

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Am I the only one wondering how much of that $1,800 was for the nipple?

  • @garageofhorror5068
    @garageofhorror5068 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny but this is old

  • @callmeviper7723
    @callmeviper7723 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is back when he didn’t have that cringe exaggerated accent.

  • @quadrangulare6802
    @quadrangulare6802 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How about posting new non-podcast content? I love SM, but come on. We’ve been watching replays forever. #NewMaterial?

    • @JustJesstheMess
      @JustJesstheMess ปีที่แล้ว

      You're the one who who clicked on it again 😂 There's only about 5 million other comedians on this platform alone, so how about finding a new comedian to watch instead of disparaging one you supposedly like?

    • @NineballChris
      @NineballChris ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people are seeing these for the first time. New stuff will be around in time. :)

  • @cask1
    @cask1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shit 15 years

  • @justins8086
    @justins8086 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    first

  • @elenafoleyfoley168
    @elenafoleyfoley168 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂