I'm sorry, but the cutscene of Gron slipping on a bar of soap and getting his WHOLE body stuck in a suit sounds like a joke stolen from Dayshift at Freddy's
if the security didnt find it, then how did he discover the trojan? like just how deep did he stick he head into those files. my word must have taken forever. i dont know how he identified it either. well done. banger beats. its going to get more popular and more downlaods then the game itself
On God, I don't know how he read out the segment detailing the slave system of Freddy Fazbear's without bursting out laughing. That one part completely destroyed me.
I read the whole Dreadful Truth and I feel like it’s my duty to point out all the best parts: 1. The vast majority of the Japanese scientists have western names. 2. The formatting is horrible, it’s like Tyler kept pressing the enter key in the middle of a sentence. It’s very jarring. 3. The book goes out of its way to explain how gangsters could bring weapons onto a plane without being detected, yet doesn’t consider that they’d probably be rejected anyway because they’re trying to enter a country THAT DECLARED WAR ON THE UNTIED STATES. This guy really thought he could tell a story about a conflict between US and Japanese groups in the 40s and not bring up WW2. 4. There are multiple grammatical errors. My favorite is whenever he spells “panic”, he adds a “k” at the end. This book was not proof read at all. 5. There’s an entire chapter where Alison hacks into the computer system of the Japanese facility all the way from America. This is still in the 40s. Alan Turning just invented the first mechanical computer and this mob boss already has access to the internet. 6. There’s numerous random details that just aren’t explained. Why are the robots with the souls of the cancer patient furries? Why is Gron referred to as a jester? Why is Alison referred to as “the narrator” in chapter 2 but never again? It’s not explained, you’re just supposed to accept it. This book is 90% exposition but screw you if you want to know why Gron is a Jester. 7. Cwathon Cotts is the only person who is referred to by his full name. 8. A group of teens decide to break into a location built in the early 40s to steal animontronics and it doesn’t cross anyones mind to protect themselves from asbestos. This isn’t a plot hole but it is very funny. Edit: I forgot the best one! The day after Gron's wife dies and his youngest child is taken away for no reason (still all in the 40s), he comes to work depressed and so one of his co-workers asks if he wants an Advil. Advil is a brand of Ibuprofen. Ibuprofen is a drug that would not exist for nearly twenty years. This man choose a very specific time in history for his story to take place and then refused to do any research into that period. Half the plot holes and contrivances in this book could have been avoided if he had just googled stuff like "when was Advil invented", "when was the internet created", "how does cancer work", "what was Japan like in the 1940s". The Lord of the Rings is unironically more devoted to historical accuracy.
I know this is a late reply, and I know that this is only a funny observation, but for point 8, to give the SLIGHTEST credit to Tyler, a group of teens definitely wouldn't have the foresight to prepare for asbestos. The writing is still doggy doo doo, but at least that point specifically would be semi realistic.
@@NathanSF-qr2ds to be fair mainline fanf anamontronics were advanced for thier canon time. so its not as bad as it first looks in comparision to the main games. it has the it to a bigger extent but at least its not a new thing
Honestly I always interpreted the toxic meter as carbon dioxide building up with little room for fresh air to enter the mask, but "dust and other toxic type stuff" getting in the head is an infinitely funnier explanation
“Hello? Hello? So uhh… I know you’ve been working here for about a week now, but I just realized that we never warned you about the mask. Y’know, lead-based spray paint really sticks for a long time! Unfortunately, we didn’t have any primer, and now it’s starting to flake… Uhh, anyway, just don’t wear the mask for too long, okay? It’s basically just huffing paint. The guy before you passed out his third night and they found him in the morning slumped over the desk…”
thank you to daggz for shining a light on a severely underrepresented group. people whos special interests are absolute trash with no redeeming qualities
I also hate it when i'm in the middle of a pizzeria and a bar of soap that i randomly took all the way from my bathroom at home falls out of my pocket and i just leave it there
Funny story actually, after 100%ing every FNAC game a few weeks ago, my friend told me that I should 100% TRTF 1-5 afterwards. I'm still on Night 2 of the FIRST GAME.
I could legitimately listen to Daggz read out the entire lore lmao, I would’ve gotten so lost and probably bored but goddamn is it interesting in the “wtf is this” kinda way
They couldve easily explained the toxic meter as “chemicals have absorbed into the material, and while waiting for the new head to arrive, we dont have a choice but to make you wear that one, so be careful” instead of “lol ish a bit diwty ;33”
The Return to Freddy's is one of the scariest FNAF fan games of all time, simply because it installs a virus onto your computer when you download it. No other game has come close to this fear.
Fun Fact: that bar of soup is actually a piece of trash due to the file calling it a "Minigametrash", but due to TheGameSalmon confusing it for a bar of soap it just catch on and now everybody thinks it a bar of soap.
I can understand Daggz interest in these games even if they suck. Sometimes you find something so questionable, so bad, and just so insane that it doesn't feel human. Like it was made by aliens or something. By that point, you just have to dig deeper becuase you wanna understand what the hell is going on! But the more you keep digging the weirder it gets! It just becomes this Lovecraftian feedback of the more you know, the more insane you get... you have HAVE to know!
I love how David already looked up the RTF characters like kitty and torture device on the rtf remake game but was equally shocked to see the wiki again this stream
I was expecting fade in and out of Daggz png while overlaps of his voice droned on, but you showing all the different things you did to keep same really made me feel I was in trtf, thanks I think...
Mr slip soap guy somehow slips into a spring lock suit but you’re telling me it was WIDE OPEN?! how just how ?! Far as I know spring locks are suits you need to put on YOURSELF
So I’ve been studying Japanese for about a year now. “Gilbert” is probably one of the least Japanese names imaginable. Having consecutive consonants in a word is fairly rare due to most of their characters being composed of consonant-vowel pairs (て is “te”, な is “na”, ほ is “ho”, etc.). There are a few exceptions though (if your word contains the ん、つ、ち、which are “n”, “tsu”, and “chi”, and sometimes vowel sounds are omitted in certain readings of other characters like す、”su”, depending on the word). Not only that, but the “er” sound in the “bert” portion of the word is also not found native to Japanese words. If you wanted to say “Gilbert” in Japanese, it would be written in katakana like so: ギルバート, which when romanized is “Girubaato”. Like I said, not native to Japanese whatsoever, which is strange considering the facility was made in Japan, but then again maybe I’m not fully embraced in TRTF’s glory.
I was able to get my hands on the TRTF 1 .mfa file, I can now explain while you kept dying to the Puppet in TRTF 1: This is the most idiotic thing yet, and that is how the mask "functions". I think you're all aware of this funny thing where an animatronic can seemingly bypass the mask even if you put it on time and the "put the mask only one at a time" line from phone guy. So oh boy, let's get into this. Remember the animatronic movement timer? It's also responsible for every time an animatronic is in the office. Meaning it's scripted. For our example, let's say we have values of 24, 56 and 77 for different animatronics being in the office. In the internal game logic, these values always come in order. The mask also has a timer. It increases by 1 each time you put it on. So what the game does is check for the mask timer compared to the animatronic movement timer. At value 24 which in our example is the first animatronic being in the office, in order for the mask to work, its timer should be 1 (since it gets from 0 to 1 when you first put it on). On animatronic movement timer of 56, the second animatronic in the office, the mask timer should be 2 in order for it to work. So essentially, if you put the mask more times than intended, you'll mess up the eternal specific values and lose no matter what. I can't even begin to explain how retarded this system is. That's what the phone guy means by "one at a time", meaning you can only put the mask on for one animatronic in the office at a time. But you can still accidentally mess it up because the mask button can pull off the mask even when an animatronic is in the office...
2:02 *Please tell me you reported the game(s) that had the trojans and submitted them to VirusTotal or something so hopefully AV software will stop people from being infected by the trojans in the future.* Also, do you know what else it might've done to your computer? You should probably start playing these controversial games in a virtual machine like Mutahar from SomeOrdinaryGamers.
I think my favorite part of the whole video is when it’s casually just mentioned that there’s a novel for the franchise, David has this expression that just really conveys the feeling of TRTF being a way bigger rabbit hole than he could’ve ever imagined and that is so goddamn funny to me lmao
As somebody with OCD, the out-of-pocket comment about the CEO having OCD is making me lose my mind. I even looked up the full script online to see if there was any relevance, but there isn't lmao
I did have like a molecule of respect at least for the 4th game cause it's actually got somewhat of an original gameplay loop??? The locker is still very much Freddy mask but the steam release mechanic (which is how you were supposed to deal with some of the animatronics as they passed by the office, I think the lever for it was on the other side of the screen) is kinda neat, but then you broke it anyways lMaO Also at 20:31, do I see a Starbound character sprite??? I recognize that art style from Starbound's vanilla races at least, but I have no clue how to feel about them using an asset for a completely unrelated, paid game like this
by the way here is the short bio for the type of trojen that was (from malware bytes) (so if you had turned off clipboard history before getting it and didn't copy passwords for services, it might have been ok) Short bio Trojan.ClipBanker is Malwarebytes' detection name for a type of Trojan that tries to steal currencies from the affected system by stealing or manipulating the data on the Windows clipboard. Symptoms Information copied to the clipboard may get changed or sent to the attacker's server. Type and source of infection Trojan.ClipBanker can arrive at a system using may different methods. Posing as an application that enables the use of crypto-currencies, and being installed by a Trojan.Dropper are the most common ones. Trojan.ClipBanker tries to steal funds or financial information by using the Windows clipboard. It can read and sometimes change the information from the Windows clipboard to enable this.
"Holy Dormitabis textures" You say that as a joke but one of the people who helped work on this game was actually one of the main modelers for the original Dormitabis so. yeah holy dormitabis textures is right
@@maas1208 who knows if there was anything between the two! i sure don't wanna know if there was!!! but anyways if you recognize the name ownetrick... that's the guy i'm referring to.
@@maas1208 tbh that part could just be chalked up to a coincidence however the fact that owne has willingly worked on both those projects when they've got content like that in them is... extremely concerning!
It's hilarious how I used to unironically like these games when I was younger and now I'm looking back at them and seeing everyone criticize them makes me wonder what the hell I was on back then
I watched the full stream VOD last night, so hearing that you actually did download a virus in this video already made this video worth it. That probably sounds really bad out of context lol
I suppose this is where daggz became a brain-damaging Mr. Hippo for 40 minutes... not gonna lie, that made me laugh BIG TIME, and looking at this brief rundown only made it funnier... or maybe it is my sanity fading away in the brain snap of 87.
Ngl when I first tried to understand the lore of this series I lost it after the whole super cancer thing- It lost me at that point and I just decided to look up a video discussing the lore so I didn't have to read a wiki page explaining it
⚠️ FLASH WARNING TIMESTAMPS ARE NOT CORRECT ⚠️ just skip ahead 15 seconds
Better solution, just don’t watch this video, it will save you a lot of pain
@@BiggestFungus Me and the homies hate The Return to Freddy’s
@@BiggestFungusAn agreeable opinion
Too late, my grandpa is break dancing and saying “I’m having a seizure” whatever that means
is your computer ok or did you get a new computer because of the virus
I'm sorry, but the cutscene of Gron slipping on a bar of soap and getting his WHOLE body stuck in a suit sounds like a joke stolen from Dayshift at Freddy's
DSaF but they want you to take it seriously
Alternate soapy ending:
cool sonic got killed pfp
I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FROM DAYSHIFT AT FREDDYS LMAO
"Why goodbye there, Green pineapple"
"I will Bar of Soap you!" is one of the most threatening things you can say to someone out of context
It’s a dangerous line…
Soap 😍
With TRTF context this is probably one of the most hilarious lines tbh
Ultrakill moment
32:29
Getting a trojan virus just to play the fnaf 3 game is the biggest insult in history
i feel bad for the trojan :(
It just tells how bad it is from the start.
Honestly I feel bad for that virus, like imagine being made just to be attached to FNAF 3 fanmade
The virus was in the fanmade fnaf 3?
if the security didnt find it, then how did he discover the trojan? like just how deep did he stick he head into those files. my word must have taken forever. i dont know how he identified it either. well done. banger beats. its going to get more popular and more downlaods then the game itself
that virus does have amazing taste in music tho
Yeah respect
injecting trojan, please wait.
ENJOY THESE BOPS
ALSO,GIVE BONZI YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS
I have implanted the virus in my head and sometimes I hear it randomly
pass the aux we play that trojan type shit
Daggz’ unbridled joy in repeatedly explaining the brain damaging lore and backstory to these games was the best part
As a fellow trtf lore master, that’s always the funny part
On God, I don't know how he read out the segment detailing the slave system of Freddy Fazbear's without bursting out laughing. That one part completely destroyed me.
The fact that all of that reading wasn't even half of the book is disturbingly the most TRTF I have ever seen
I hate that god damn book
FNAF's true villain... LITERATURE.
@@thisissoepic6698 Scott: 👀
@@thisissoepic6698 Phil getting drunk af in the corner
I read the whole Dreadful Truth and I feel like it’s my duty to point out all the best parts:
1. The vast majority of the Japanese scientists have western names.
2. The formatting is horrible, it’s like Tyler kept pressing the enter key in the
middle of a sentence. It’s very jarring.
3. The book goes out of its way to explain how gangsters could bring weapons onto a plane without being detected, yet doesn’t consider that they’d probably be rejected anyway because they’re trying to enter a country THAT DECLARED WAR ON THE UNTIED STATES. This guy really thought he could tell a story about a conflict between US and Japanese groups in the 40s and not bring up WW2.
4. There are multiple grammatical errors. My favorite is whenever he spells “panic”, he adds a “k” at the end. This book was not proof read at all.
5. There’s an entire chapter where Alison hacks into the computer system of the Japanese facility all the way from America. This is still in the 40s. Alan Turning just invented the first mechanical computer and this mob boss already has access to the internet.
6. There’s numerous random details that just aren’t explained. Why are the robots with the souls of the cancer patient furries? Why is Gron referred to as a jester? Why is Alison referred to as “the narrator” in chapter 2 but never again? It’s not explained, you’re just supposed to accept it. This book is 90% exposition but screw you if you want to know why Gron is a Jester.
7. Cwathon Cotts is the only person who is referred to by his full name.
8. A group of teens decide to break into a location built in the early 40s to steal animontronics and it doesn’t cross anyones mind to protect themselves from asbestos. This isn’t a plot hole but it is very funny.
Edit: I forgot the best one! The day after Gron's wife dies and his youngest child is taken away for no reason (still all in the 40s), he comes to work depressed and so one of his co-workers asks if he wants an Advil. Advil is a brand of Ibuprofen. Ibuprofen is a drug that would not exist for nearly twenty years. This man choose a very specific time in history for his story to take place and then refused to do any research into that period. Half the plot holes and contrivances in this book could have been avoided if he had just googled stuff like "when was Advil invented", "when was the internet created", "how does cancer work", "what was Japan like in the 1940s". The Lord of the Rings is unironically more devoted to historical accuracy.
I know this is a late reply, and I know that this is only a funny observation, but for point 8, to give the SLIGHTEST credit to Tyler, a group of teens definitely wouldn't have the foresight to prepare for asbestos. The writing is still doggy doo doo, but at least that point specifically would be semi realistic.
@@swagdoll420 I get that, but let's be honest: that was not what was going through Tyler's mind.
Tyler setting a story in the 1940s then not doing any research on the 40s is the most Tyler thing imaginable.
I just thought of it as a alternate universe thing where technology was super advanced
@@NathanSF-qr2ds to be fair mainline fanf anamontronics were advanced for thier canon time. so its not as bad as it first looks in comparision to the main games. it has the it to a bigger extent but at least its not a new thing
The trojan was more well put together than every trtf game combined
Putting music in the trojan probably took more effort than “fnaf 3” ever did
Honestly I always interpreted the toxic meter as carbon dioxide building up with little room for fresh air to enter the mask, but "dust and other toxic type stuff" getting in the head is an infinitely funnier explanation
It's especially funny when you find out he tried to retcon it as the player character having a latex allergy.
@@thelastchannelonyoutube yeah, because the freddy mask clearly would contain latex, as though that makes any sense whatsoever.
it would be so much easier to just say the head is hard to breathe in
I always interpreted as the mask having mold since its so old
“Hello? Hello? So uhh… I know you’ve been working here for about a week now, but I just realized that we never warned you about the mask. Y’know, lead-based spray paint really sticks for a long time! Unfortunately, we didn’t have any primer, and now it’s starting to flake…
Uhh, anyway, just don’t wear the mask for too long, okay? It’s basically just huffing paint. The guy before you passed out his third night and they found him in the morning slumped over the desk…”
"Wanna see my dog?"
*Picks up and carries a void with eyes*
I'm used to cats being voids, but that's the first void dog i've seen!
Daggz is the kind of guy to be in a torture chair and be like "y'know this is pretty fun." while they hook him up to a car battery
thank you to daggz for shining a light on a severely underrepresented group. people whos special interests are absolute trash with no redeeming qualities
I'm autistic and that's relatable as SHIT. Holy fuck.
FR MY SPECIAL INTERESTS ARE ALL SO BAD BUT I WILL GO ON FOR HOURS ABOUT LIKE THE GRASS IN ONE FRAME OR SOMETHING
The stairs in dust2, blockbullets brush.. func_door....
M..
me somehow still liking the garten of banban characters:
The fact that super cancer is a thing in the lore says a lot. And also look where you step cause a bar of soap could be there.
1 star
The pizza at frebby fabers gave me super cancer on my birthday :(
Big L
@@DavidBaronYT
10/10 doctor
@@wolfietronic356 you will now die from head to toe
should've brought some 90% immortality
skill issue
The sheer joy in Daggz voice when they say "Look at him!!!" while David is having major regrets really encapsulates the entire stream
The random music was the funniest part of the stream next to the "super cancer" reaction and the "die from head to toe" moment.
The dedication of daggz reading the book was hilarious, bravo my man bravo. Hopefully you were able to cleanse that trojan btw.
i did, took ages for the scan to find it, but its gone now
@@DavidBaronYT congratulations! you have removed the dreaded "Super Cancer™" from your computer!
@@Java_Protogen The Secret Super Duper Cancer:
@@higueraft571 also known as HYPER CANCER
Don't you hate it when you slip and accidentally put on an entire costume
I hate it every time it happens
Damn, I keep losing every bar of soap I buy
I also hate it when i'm in the middle of a pizzeria and a bar of soap that i randomly took all the way from my bathroom at home falls out of my pocket and i just leave it there
"They raid his animatronic strip club"
Words i never expected to be together
Wtf
@@firefly56embers33 I know
Except in DSAF
@@mwur6190 doesn't DSAF have a Foxy Strip Club location (and a Foxy Strip Club Room in DSAF3)?
Yeah cause Foxy is a hot piece of metal
Funny story actually, after 100%ing every FNAC game a few weeks ago, my friend told me that I should 100% TRTF 1-5 afterwards.
I'm still on Night 2 of the FIRST GAME.
AFK STRAT FTW
TRTF 5 was never finished
@@DavidBaronYT So turns out the first two nights can be beaten by doing nothing
The third night you have to put the mask on once
Have fun with the Trojan
@@AdaTheWatcher Didn't get one, surprisingly. I don't know where david found his copy but mine was from a Gamejolt archive
I could legitimately listen to Daggz read out the entire lore lmao, I would’ve gotten so lost and probably bored but goddamn is it interesting in the “wtf is this” kinda way
*ticking starts*
everyone: please stop, the copium
astral spiff fans: mmm yes quite refined, not perfect, but you're on your way
Frfr I was like YOOO TICKING
the fact that David just started playing Peggle out of either frustration or boredom is just peak
They couldve easily explained the toxic meter as “chemicals have absorbed into the material, and while waiting for the new head to arrive, we dont have a choice but to make you wear that one, so be careful” instead of “lol ish a bit diwty ;33”
I remember when Phisnom said Security Breach glitchless is a good torture method. I have a feeling this could apply here
Even when you were being put through enough torture through these mediocre games, Daggz put the cherry on top
Daggz is evil
@@DavidBaronYT uno reverse
Hold on, if Allison only drank half of the 90% immortality then shouldn't they just be 45% immortal?
YES, EXACTLY, SO DOES THAT MEAN THAT HE LIVES 45% OF THE AGE OF THE UNIVERSE UNTIL HEAT DEATH?
Very late but I've always interpreted it as being able to survive 90% (or 45%) of ways of dies
The Return to Freddy's is one of the scariest FNAF fan games of all time, simply because it installs a virus onto your computer when you download it. No other game has come close to this fear.
I loved the part where the government made animatronics legal again and freddy said “I’M ABOUT TO RETURN!!!” and all the characters return to freddys
Fun Fact: that bar of soup is actually a piece of trash due to the file calling it a "Minigametrash", but due to TheGameSalmon confusing it for a bar of soap it just catch on and now everybody thinks it a bar of soap.
It was so much fun watching David get tortured by Daggz while playing the funny bear game
Complete honesty.... Return to Freddy's is like what you'd see from a six year old on deviantart.
Creator was 13 when he made 1-3
@@uncommonsaucers2355fun fact: TRTF 1-4 were all made within 2015.
I can understand Daggz interest in these games even if they suck. Sometimes you find something so questionable, so bad, and just so insane that it doesn't feel human. Like it was made by aliens or something. By that point, you just have to dig deeper becuase you wanna understand what the hell is going on! But the more you keep digging the weirder it gets! It just becomes this Lovecraftian feedback of the more you know, the more insane you get... you have HAVE to know!
I also quite like the minigames. Dare I say, they're the best part of the games.
this has me dying from head to toe onto a flatline
Bro fr
I love Daggz explaining the lore and David just being flabbergasted
I love how the key to beating the original return to Freddy’s, is literally just sitting there and doing a regular soul crushing security job.
"No threats detected."
Thank you, Windows. You are useless as ever when it comes to basic tasks.
David losing his sanity for our entertainment shows how great he is
IM REETUURRRNNNIIINNNGGGG
GOD
Can't believe you actually downloaded a Trojan, certainly a moment
I love how David already looked up the RTF characters like kitty and torture device on the rtf remake game but was equally shocked to see the wiki again this stream
I love how the more pissed he gets, the more David becomes phil
I was expecting fade in and out of Daggz png while overlaps of his voice droned on, but you showing all the different things you did to keep same really made me feel I was in trtf, thanks I think...
2:20 "if everything goes to crypto you'll know what happened" well that aged well.
Ripple saw this and said to themselves “Why don’t we do that?”
you found the hidden trojan horse animatronic!
the memories of watching someone deal with these
I need a friend like David who will (unwillingly) listen to me spout nonsense for an hour
Mr slip soap guy somehow slips into a spring lock suit but you’re telling me it was WIDE OPEN?! how just how ?! Far as I know spring locks are suits you need to put on YOURSELF
28:32 I’m only now realizing that sounds AWFULLY ALOT LIKE FRANCIS FROM LEFT4DEAD
It almost predicted movie spring lock suits
So I’ve been studying Japanese for about a year now. “Gilbert” is probably one of the least Japanese names imaginable.
Having consecutive consonants in a word is fairly rare due to most of their characters being composed of consonant-vowel pairs (て is “te”, な is “na”, ほ is “ho”, etc.). There are a few exceptions though (if your word contains the ん、つ、ち、which are “n”, “tsu”, and “chi”, and sometimes vowel sounds are omitted in certain readings of other characters like す、”su”, depending on the word).
Not only that, but the “er” sound in the “bert” portion of the word is also not found native to Japanese words.
If you wanted to say “Gilbert” in Japanese, it would be written in katakana like so: ギルバート, which when romanized is “Girubaato”.
Like I said, not native to Japanese whatsoever, which is strange considering the facility was made in Japan, but then again maybe I’m not fully embraced in TRTF’s glory.
I don’t think you need to know Japanese to know that Gilbert is not a Japanese name at all.
@@brawler5760 true, it’s pretty intuitive, but it’s also fun to give a bit more detailed explanation as to why.
At 33:20 David pisses off Cooking Mama, by breaking her one rule of babysitting.
The look on your face from the music is hilarious, we're off to the best start
Edit: "euh, hullo, hullo-"
all the superchats from this stream wont even cover half the therapy needed to recover from the experience
dont forget hello neighbor
Nah he's just won't shut up for a minute to listen on how the game works and gives up quickly. The games didn't that to him.
Daggz reading the book made me laugh so hard. The Reading. Won't. Stop.
love to see david wearing spiff's believer hoodie!! i have the same one in black :3 believers pog
gotta support the homie
The Return to Freddy's is gonna haunt David's dreams forever.
David’s reaction to this entire rabbit hole is so funny he got a flipping Trojan virus
I was able to get my hands on the TRTF 1 .mfa file, I can now explain while you kept dying to the Puppet in TRTF 1:
This is the most idiotic thing yet, and that is how the mask "functions". I think you're all aware of this funny thing where an animatronic can seemingly bypass the mask even if you put it on time and the "put the mask only one at a time" line from phone guy. So oh boy, let's get into this. Remember the animatronic movement timer? It's also responsible for every time an animatronic is in the office. Meaning it's scripted. For our example, let's say we have values of 24, 56 and 77 for different animatronics being in the office. In the internal game logic, these values always come in order. The mask also has a timer. It increases by 1 each time you put it on. So what the game does is check for the mask timer compared to the animatronic movement timer. At value 24 which in our example is the first animatronic being in the office, in order for the mask to work, its timer should be 1 (since it gets from 0 to 1 when you first put it on). On animatronic movement timer of 56, the second animatronic in the office, the mask timer should be 2 in order for it to work. So essentially, if you put the mask more times than intended, you'll mess up the eternal specific values and lose no matter what. I can't even begin to explain how retarded this system is. That's what the phone guy means by "one at a time", meaning you can only put the mask on for one animatronic in the office at a time. But you can still accidentally mess it up because the mask button can pull off the mask even when an animatronic is in the office...
2:02 *Please tell me you reported the game(s) that had the trojans and submitted them to VirusTotal or something so hopefully AV software will stop people from being infected by the trojans in the future.*
Also, do you know what else it might've done to your computer? You should probably start playing these controversial games in a virtual machine like Mutahar from SomeOrdinaryGamers.
He downloaded an unsafe copy.
The spiff chatters in the 4th TRTF game were popping off, we know they *LOVE* ticking
this is truly a stream moment of all time
I was dying in laughter seeing Dave grow even more insane with each passing minute in this video lmfao
I think my favorite part of the whole video is when it’s casually just mentioned that there’s a novel for the franchise, David has this expression that just really conveys the feeling of TRTF being a way bigger rabbit hole than he could’ve ever imagined and that is so goddamn funny to me lmao
Yeah it was a virus, but what was that audio?
Still not totally sure
I know that its been retconned, but why the hell was there a Bar of Soap on the middle of the floor
Yes
11:18 Freddy "Bonnie these edibles ain't sh-" *O_O*
David died from head to toe when Daggz kept reading the book at the end of the video even when they thought he was gone
I cried when Lockjaw said " Time to return to Freddy's"
Book.
BOOK
Book
Phil would love this
@@MrcreeperDXD777 would not*
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this video slapped harder than the divorce papers, thanks david :)
As somebody with OCD, the out-of-pocket comment about the CEO having OCD is making me lose my mind. I even looked up the full script online to see if there was any relevance, but there isn't lmao
Daggz filibustering the stream is iconic
"If everything goes to crypto, at least youll know what happened" aged spectacularly
I did have like a molecule of respect at least for the 4th game cause it's actually got somewhat of an original gameplay loop??? The locker is still very much Freddy mask but the steam release mechanic (which is how you were supposed to deal with some of the animatronics as they passed by the office, I think the lever for it was on the other side of the screen) is kinda neat, but then you broke it anyways lMaO
Also at 20:31, do I see a Starbound character sprite??? I recognize that art style from Starbound's vanilla races at least, but I have no clue how to feel about them using an asset for a completely unrelated, paid game like this
Holy fuck it is from Starbound
the ending scream is so chefs kiss
something i hate about this game is that when this came out everyone thought it was fnaf 3
Surprisingly calm reaction to hearing about an animatronic strip club
2:24 so fucking ironic considering what happened a few months ago at the time of writing this.
We ain't makin it back to freddy's with this one
any time the music started playing it was just like "THE VOICES THEY ARE BACK"
2:15 This aged well
by the way here is the short bio for the type of trojen that was (from malware bytes)
(so if you had turned off clipboard history before getting it and didn't copy passwords for services, it might have been ok)
Short bio
Trojan.ClipBanker is Malwarebytes' detection name for a type of Trojan that tries to steal currencies from the affected system by stealing or manipulating the data on the Windows clipboard.
Symptoms
Information copied to the clipboard may get changed or sent to the attacker's server.
Type and source of infection
Trojan.ClipBanker can arrive at a system using may different methods. Posing as an application that enables the use of crypto-currencies, and being installed by a Trojan.Dropper are the most common ones. Trojan.ClipBanker tries to steal funds or financial information by using the Windows clipboard. It can read and sometimes change the information from the Windows clipboard to enable this.
"Holy Dormitabis textures"
You say that as a joke but one of the people who helped work on this game was actually one of the main modelers for the original Dormitabis so. yeah holy dormitabis textures is right
So what you're saying is that TRTF has somewhat of a connection to Dormitabis?
@@maas1208 who knows if there was anything between the two! i sure don't wanna know if there was!!! but anyways if you recognize the name ownetrick... that's the guy i'm referring to.
@@clockworkanarchy Also The Pizzeria Slave Ring thing from TRTF is eeriely similar and fetishy like Child R@pe from Dormitabis
@@maas1208 tbh that part could just be chalked up to a coincidence however the fact that owne has willingly worked on both those projects when they've got content like that in them is... extremely concerning!
This has become my favorite david Baron video cause of how funny and bad Return to Freddy's is
Davidbaron making a video speedrun pb: like 2 days after the stream, goddamn
2:16
Foreshadowing😂
It's hilarious how I used to unironically like these games when I was younger and now I'm looking back at them and seeing everyone criticize them makes me wonder what the hell I was on back then
22:06 the fucking "occupation: Tortue Machine"
I watched the full stream VOD last night, so hearing that you actually did download a virus in this video already made this video worth it.
That probably sounds really bad out of context lol
The end had my laughing so hard i actually had a coughing fit i fucking love you two
I suppose this is where daggz became a brain-damaging Mr. Hippo for 40 minutes...
not gonna lie, that made me laugh BIG TIME, and looking at this brief rundown only made it funnier... or maybe it is my sanity fading away in the brain snap of 87.
This game gave a literal trojan virus too you and daggz still loves it
“Okay anyways Alison he- NOOOO” 35:19
XD why is his desktop Dawko sipping on water?
I’m stealing ‘died from head to toe’ into my vocabulary thank you
Love how daggz is the villain
7:29 Local Security Guard Works 6 hour shift for minimum wage before going home. _Who_ could ask for anything more _riveting_ from a *_horror*_* game?
Ngl when I first tried to understand the lore of this series I lost it after the whole super cancer thing- It lost me at that point and I just decided to look up a video discussing the lore so I didn't have to read a wiki page explaining it
Ahh yes put a Trojan virus in your funny Freddy game, very cool
9:07 we love the little black hole