just like you said at the end of the video, i realized how much we take this game for granted. geometry dash is the gladiator of the mobile game industry, fighting against the norm that is making the player addicted to playing the game and spending more and more on it. i am very thankful to rob that he hasn't done anything like that and keeps the game free with so much content... and let's hope he doesn't get inspired by this video. 😭
Here's 5 more Ideas I came up with. 1. 2 Editor sections, a basic one with only like 1.9 stuff that you can access for $17.95/month and the levels you make won't get rated/featured. And then a premium section for $27.95/month where you get access to eveything and can get rated levels. Also you have to get the first editor section before you can buy the second one. 2. The ability to pay 1-5 gems to respawn in practice mode (the easier the level the more gems you have to pay). 3. A second type of keys, better then demon keys to unlock better chests and you have to pay more money for them. Also you can only open 1 chest/day but you can watch an ad to open more chests. 4. A third daily chest, so people watch more ads 5. Watching ads for orbs/gems but you need to watch 5 ads to get 1 gem, like in knife hit.
I'm adding one of mine, brace for the flood 4 - Offerwalls, you know what they are (it is basically an offering system that offers paid promotions of surveys and games to try and get hooked in excahnge for ingame currency) 5 - Instead of one daily level, you will get 10, and you will no longer be able to freely search levels by your will and there will only be 10 levels for you to try per day (from 2* easy to 10* demon, with two levels of the same difficulty between 4 and 7* and a small chance of a 1*) based on your playthrough. Watch an ad if you want to reshuffle 6 - VIP subscriptions, whether it'd be daily, weekly or monthly, with multiple layers, depending on your choice, with a cancellation fee that progressively increases as your subscription continues. There will be free one week trial for each 7 - Rig the daily levels. They will do a favor if you pay more and make it unfair if you pay less, with fairness slowly declining as you spend more and more hours f2p. 8 - A website that offers daily streak rewards only accessible through their website with bonuses if you log in every day per week, per month and even a grand prize if you consecutively log in to their website and claim rewards for 365 days. In addition to that, there will be deals and sales exclusive to said website, where you pay directly to them instead of through google play 9 - Annoying pop up deals (zynga moment) except, there will be an option to disable pop up deals exclusively for the VIP subscription 10 - With the assistance of AI technology, you'll be getting deals and bundles that are incredibly personalized, based on your gaming experience (i.e. your difficulty choice, how much you play per week, your bday etc) 12 - Make a "storage" where, as you complete levels you gain free chests, but they are only unlocked if you wait for a moment (like those chests in royale) and it will not have much inside. the chances of getting better chests will increase if you pay more (unlike in royale where chests arent random) 13 - Speaking of VIP, Under the highest tier, you will gain the option to skip a specific amount of ads for free rewards per day 14 - Add the tower of fortune from Angry birds 2, except it will be available weekly instead of daily, the rewards will be much plentiful, and the cost to continue will be 7x higher 15 - Everytime I Try to post my suggestions, youtube shadowbans me for a reason
I literally had to stop watching this because I nearly cried. I wish I was joking. If literally any of these get added I am quitting the game and crying alone in my room for at least a week. Robtop, I am begging you to not do this. Please...
There should be a piggy bank: You earn a few extra orbs per level and save them up, and to claim them you need to pay money to 'break open' the piggy bank
I have an idea to make this GD idea worse. In the treasure room, instead of just getting a chest when you pay for one, you get 5 you have to choose from. The rewards you actually get would be completely predetermined, but after you open a chest, the other ones would reveal their contents, and one would always have at least an Epic icon, and would have a high chance to have one of the time limited icons you want. This would encourage people to spend more on keys since they'll think the odds of getting the icons are higher than they are.
Maybe also add a layer-based reward system with a grand prize on the top, with each having 5 predetermined rewards with one being the "demon" that absorbs all you've got and reset the process for a week (unless you spend gems ofc). Remember that ower of fortune in Angry birds 2? yeah pretty much it, except it is weekly instead of daily, the rewards are much more plentiful and the cost to continue if you fail is 7 times higher the value. Also the choices will not be random, where the game will systematically track your playthrough and change both rewards and chances to fail accordingly. After all gambling dices, slots and roulettes are all rigged so why not in gacha systems?
There should be an exceedingly rare but still ever so slightly possible chance of a player's save getting permanently deleted, which can just be chalked up to a server error and they need to pay for all the features again
None actually, I thought of it myself because I'm evil >:3 (Not enough to actually do all this stuff though because I prefer being evil in a *fun* way)
*Dash song starts playing* *Cinematic intro for the new GD season* Announcer (in sync with the song): "Geometry Pass" *Starts basically an ad read for the battle pass* "See you in 2.2... Season 2!"
"Pass of Power" would be a fitting name. Because it tricks you into subconsciously thinking you'll be more powerful as you buy the pass, even without looking into the content of the pass. Wordplaying is really a strong weapon when it comes to propaganda.
For the editor, have a free trial, either timed or quantitative Timed: You get access for 7 days with full features and then you have to pay (this is great because some people will forget to cancel) Quantitative: You get to create 3 free levels with full features, then once you’ve created your 3 you are locked back out of it. Timed ones have the advantage of users not wanting to waste it, and of course some will forget to cancel. However quantitative free trials really give the user a “taste” of what they could do, and perhaps they would be inclined to pay for it. Also, you could add different tiers to the editor. Editor Basic: Just basic features that make up a level (portals, basic blocks, spikes, etc). Only game soundtracks. $5/mo Editor Plus: More advanced features, and you unlock some decorations. Some custom tracks from specific artists. $12/mo Editor Pro: Full access to all features. All custom tracks unlocked, this is basically the current editor. $25/mo Editor Max: Everything in Pro, plus early access to EXCLUSIVE upcoming content. The ability to import any sound or music. Also, a coloured name or title to show you have this so you can laugh at all the brokies. $45/mo Display all of this in a table putting ticks and crosses by each feature for each tier, to entice people more. (I am not promoting this in any way, just thought it would be a cool idea to add into the video. Please do not come after me, as I am not responsible for any additions that may stem from this comment or the video.)
@@oZqdiac How would a quantitative system work if you can just remove all the objects in a level and start a new without really creating a "new* level?
@@plasma263 Well I thought that you would be able to create 3, and before you play it you’d have to save it which counts as one of your free levels (also, once you save it you can’t edit it) I mainly see it in creation websites such as AI image generators and stuff, I suppose looking at it again it doesn’t quite fit the GD editor
Reward Ads are optimal in my eyes (at least for my games and many others who I've seen). It's optional, so player experience is boosted. But, it offers a reward that is tempting enough that it will actually make decent revenue for the devs. Everyone wins!
Also, add another subscription that increases the amount of max energy you have Default Energy Plan: 15 max energy, regenerates one every ten minutes(free) Great energy plan: 25 max energy, regents once per eight minutes(7.49/mo) Pro energy plan: 36 max energy, regents once per five minutes (15.99/mo) Energy+++: 50 max energy, regents once per 3mins (30 dollars/month)
Modders are another example of that. I've spent 100 hours on strawberry jam for celeste and I just started the grandmaster lobby (the last 20% of content). All of that without getting any money, the mod is free.
13:56 "Based on the information, it's hard to tell. What is an Ultra Dash? Is it a move in the game? Is it the game itself? Or is it just two words that have no business being together at all?" "Yes."
This video made me realise how much we take this game for granted, I realised I would’ve quit GD if it was like this. Colon, you made a fire video. Robtop, please don’t listen to him, please.
The editing the ideas and the footage are incredible in every video you make dude, you just not stopping to surprise with your videos and creativity. Great job man keep up 💪
How about a VIP subscription. For way too much/month, you can gain access to exclusive icons, more objects to place in the editor (editor stays as a separate subscription), orb multipliers, more energy, an exclusive profile tag, and more! The editors stays separate to encourage people to buy both subscriptions. If they get just the editor, they’ll want the VIP pass to gain access to all the objects the editor has. If they get just VIP, they won’t feel like they’re getting everything they can out of it without the editor. I have so many more ideas for IAPs, like icon packs. Or how about full on DLCs, one could be platformer mode. Big packs that include mechanics that completely change the game. This is just the tip of the iceberg.
"nah, colon ain't evil enough" i thought to myself, not prepared for the editor subscription idea. really fun video ngl i love funny stuff that turns into wake up calls (also battle cats mentioned!!!! it's the least evil out of the gacha games i think lol)
@@Man........ then if you do that you are dumb because an educated battle cats player would save catfood for guaranteed uber (yes the chances of a legend rare suck though)
@@RiskiVR You didn't make a joke smartass. You didn't have irony. You're not even confident enough to be yourself on TH-cam ofc you don't have enough self esteem to hand being corrected.
Unless your initial sentence was implying the ad being IN the video, in which case you could have use any other wording to convey that 10 times better.
I propose an idea to ruin it more. On PC, HD textures cost $10 (because mobile doesn't have hd textures, though maybe that can be made available through the battle pass). On both Mobile and PC, Medium Textures cost $5, and low quality textures cost $2. If you dont pay for any of these, all textures will be 1x1 pixel. You also have a limited number of clicks per day before having to buy more or watch an ad.
Before I watch the vid imma make some predictions 1. Icons that cost money 2. Ads that play if you die a lot 3. Checkpoints in every level 4. Level editor is paid access 5. No rating system Edit: 4/5 baby lets gooo
5:14 I used to play Cut The Rope 2 when I was younger and that had an energy system. But there was an item you could buy for in-game currency that would give you unlimited energy. However, this item was RIDICULOUSLY expensive to buy with regular gameplay (by this I mean no microtransactions) so I didn't get it for a while. One time it had a 20% discount for a day so I grinded an absurd amount of coins that day to finally buy it
As a game developer, this video was useful to watch. I'm about to publish a game in Google Play & Steam in a month, and I'm starting to understand more and more on how to treat players better.
Thats exactly how freaking monster legends is. I hate those developers. It seriously has a must buy at least something to remove in game random adds. Of course reward willing adds are plenty, like 40 in a row. Ridiculous
Besides the goofiness in this video, there are some actually good ideas here. A new 5th shopkeeper that has the rotating stock. The icon rarities work amazing, and the collection and icon count feature is genuinely really interesting. I REALLY hope those are the features RobTop is 🤔ing about. And not the gacha stuff
Pug icon bundle every October that pops up when you're playing a level. Even if you're not dead, it will still pop up. The pug icon bundle costs $10 because the icon it is so rare.
I am fully convinced that Craig didn't even make his custom textboxes mod to make editing easier and instead came up with this entire video just to flex the mod.
I just love this video, I've watched over 10 times already Here's what I would also would have liked to see: - A "welcome back" chest that happens when you quit for like 3 months and then come back - 2762536382 additional premium currencies for events But anyways this was one of the funniest videos I've watched Well played Geometry Challenge Cologne :>
Hey colon. While watching this video I want you to make a gd chest opening simulator website and a custom gd menu editor. I want you to add these because they will be fun especially the chest opening simulator website because it cool to see icons that you cant get from chests come out of chests like at 10:2810:4610:4810:5311:1611:18 and 11:20 . Btw I’m your biggest fan, keep up the great work.
GD should run in 360p and a max of 20 FPS with the song always starting 0.7 seconds late but you can unlock 1080p, unlocked FPS and regular song times by paying a subscription of $20 a month or $50 a year
More ideas : 1.Orb, star, moon multipliers 2.Speed ups for energy regen 3.Buyable secret codes for keymasters 4.Online events with leaderboards where top 10 players get something
5.Maybe temporary boosters? More common ones will be feasible and convincing but the most rare ones will be ridiculous and only accessible through paywalls. 6. Daily or even weekly and monthly streaks with that can be only accessed through their official websites 7. Special deals that are exclusive to said website, convincing you to directly pay them instead of paying through google play 8. Offerwalls, you know what they are ( if you dont it is simply an offering tab that offers you to do surveys and play other games in exchange for in game currency) 9. Ridiculous and extremely annoying pop up deals (pointing at you Zynga, Socialpoint and SG) that could be disabled through in game purchase 10. The chances in-game (featured tab) will do you a favor if you pay, the more you pay, the higher the chances of better playthrough (for example maybe easier 7* levels instead of harder 7* ones?) So you will lose into hopelessness and turn into premium currency (Empires & puzzles, dragon city, 8 ball pool and Clash Royale 🖕 you all) 11. Remove the search tab and further diving down so there are only random 10 levels to choose from 12. Personalize deals with the assistance of the AI you will get deals based on how much you play, in what time, on which date, at your birthday etc. So every single person will getan entirely different deal based on their playthrough (like their fingerprint or eyelid) 13. Worsen the experience with deliberate bugs stutters and crashes (this is a quite step too far I'm done here lol) I am currently writing this studying branding design at college so putting them into practice right now. I hope it worked 💀💀
14:12 $19.99 for the starter bundle is way too overpriced. You want that starter bundle to be a no brainer to purchase so that your player commit to your game. Maybe lower the price to just a dollar and maybe also add something like "800% extra value" in giant letters to make it more appealing. Rookie mistake + git gud at game dev /s
I personally find that when the starter bundle is overpriced, it will set a bar for people and you can overcharge for other stuff, which will seem cheap in comparison
Imagine if this video turns out not to be about p2w at all and Colon was just trolling all of us with the thumbnail, title and description, then changed it immediately after the premiere and make everyone watching afterwards wonder wtf every comment is talking about.
11:28 if you're interested in playing project sekai do NOT buy bundles. they give such a minimal amount of gems its unfunny, and the materials in them will probably be used up within 3 days. if you want to use real life money for your honami birthday card, buy colorful+ or a premium mission pass.
3:31 surprised people aren't aware that gd lite has been running ads since i used to get them a lot especially in late 2.1 i actually used to see this one gd lite ad where it had this first-person perspective on somebody playing stereo madness on a white ipad over a coffee desk. glad to know these ads were real all this time and i wasn't crazy for it lol
🤔
wild
hi robtop my pookie
🤔
Rizztop
huh.
RobTop’s gonna comment "agreed" and destroy everything
Underrated
disagreed
agreed.
Pls no robtop
Yeah
Remember: sometimes Robtop realizes your ideas
please god not this time 🙏
good
@@GDColon FINALLY DUDE U POSTED OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
@@GDColonjajajaja
Ya
This makes me appreciate everything that geometry dash isn't.
Hearted comment with one like? Dayum.
Appreciate the game while you can.
can you try 106118641 and send to mods please?
can you try 106118641 and send to mods please?
That fake ad was so immersive for no reason
it was like half made out of spite
@@GDColon and it couldn't have been any better
Wished it showed deadlocked instead
@@GDColon it does funny
that was so incredibly well made, it sums up so well the ad watching experience on mobile
Now think of all the pay to win features we could have with multiplayer geometry dash...
EMOTES
@@GDColon GD Cube hitting the griddy😭🙏
Payed subscription for multiplayer
Oh my god this reminded me of that one GD Battle Royale game from a gd copies video
@@chooks27yeah it was gd copies 6
just like you said at the end of the video, i realized how much we take this game for granted. geometry dash is the gladiator of the mobile game industry, fighting against the norm that is making the player addicted to playing the game and spending more and more on it. i am very thankful to rob that he hasn't done anything like that and keeps the game free with so much content...
and let's hope he doesn't get inspired by this video. 😭
"thank you robtop", we all say in unison
thank you robtop
thank you robtop
thank you robtop
If GD Cologne gets 1 Million subscribers, can you get a tattoo of Use Code Cologne in The Geometry Dash Item Store
Here's 5 more Ideas I came up with.
1. 2 Editor sections, a basic one with only like 1.9 stuff that you can access for $17.95/month and the levels you make won't get rated/featured. And then a premium section for $27.95/month where you get access to eveything and can get rated levels. Also you have to get the first editor section before you can buy the second one.
2. The ability to pay 1-5 gems to respawn in practice mode (the easier the level the more gems you have to pay).
3. A second type of keys, better then demon keys to unlock better chests and you have to pay more money for them. Also you can only open 1 chest/day but you can watch an ad to open more chests.
4. A third daily chest, so people watch more ads
5. Watching ads for orbs/gems but you need to watch 5 ads to get 1 gem, like in knife hit.
can you try 106118641 and send to mods please?
@@chieseledboockshelf stop spamming lil bro
I'm adding one of mine, brace for the flood
4 - Offerwalls, you know what they are (it is basically an offering system that offers paid promotions of surveys and games to try and get hooked in excahnge for ingame currency)
5 - Instead of one daily level, you will get 10, and you will no longer be able to freely search levels by your will and there will only be 10 levels for you to try per day (from 2* easy to 10* demon, with two levels of the same difficulty between 4 and 7* and a small chance of a 1*) based on your playthrough. Watch an ad if you want to reshuffle
6 - VIP subscriptions, whether it'd be daily, weekly or monthly, with multiple layers, depending on your choice, with a cancellation fee that progressively increases as your subscription continues. There will be free one week trial for each
7 - Rig the daily levels. They will do a favor if you pay more and make it unfair if you pay less, with fairness slowly declining as you spend more and more hours f2p.
8 - A website that offers daily streak rewards only accessible through their website with bonuses if you log in every day per week, per month and even a grand prize if you consecutively log in to their website and claim rewards for 365 days. In addition to that, there will be deals and sales exclusive to said website, where you pay directly to them instead of through google play
9 - Annoying pop up deals (zynga moment) except, there will be an option to disable pop up deals exclusively for the VIP subscription
10 - With the assistance of AI technology, you'll be getting deals and bundles that are incredibly personalized, based on your gaming experience (i.e. your difficulty choice, how much you play per week, your bday etc)
12 - Make a "storage" where, as you complete levels you gain free chests, but they are only unlocked if you wait for a moment (like those chests in royale) and it will not have much inside. the chances of getting better chests will increase if you pay more (unlike in royale where chests arent random)
13 - Speaking of VIP, Under the highest tier, you will gain the option to skip a specific amount of ads for free rewards per day
14 - Add the tower of fortune from Angry birds 2, except it will be available weekly instead of daily, the rewards will be much plentiful, and the cost to continue will be 7x higher
15 - Everytime I Try to post my suggestions, youtube shadowbans me for a reason
I literally had to stop watching this because I nearly cried. I wish I was joking.
If literally any of these get added I am quitting the game and crying alone in my room for at least a week. Robtop, I am begging you to not do this. Please...
i'm so glad geometry dash isn't actually like this. these games are out to get you, and i want to make people more aware of that
😅
Yeah..
@@GDColonrobtop needs more appreciation
Damn bro, I hate to be that guy, bc I've also been playing GD for like 7 years, but like...is it really that deep?
@@DOG_EATER_1887 yes
“a shorter ad will randomly appear against your wil-“
i got an ad jumpscare 😭
marker!?😳😳😳😳
Lovely
Ads are the new congregation jumpscare.
@@PurpleWheatly puffball!?😳😳😳😳
Marker is a gd player confirmed??
There should be a piggy bank: You earn a few extra orbs per level and save them up, and to claim them you need to pay money to 'break open' the piggy bank
Oh yeah also you have to pay within a certain amount of time or you lose all the orbs in the piggy bank
reminds me of asphalt 9 with that mechanic lol
maybe with gems
The worst part is I know a game that does something similar (minus the time limit)
@@Steve606_zen shards? (idk thats the only game i know with that mechanic)
I have an idea to make this GD idea worse. In the treasure room, instead of just getting a chest when you pay for one, you get 5 you have to choose from. The rewards you actually get would be completely predetermined, but after you open a chest, the other ones would reveal their contents, and one would always have at least an Epic icon, and would have a high chance to have one of the time limited icons you want. This would encourage people to spend more on keys since they'll think the odds of getting the icons are higher than they are.
NOOOOOO
@@GDColon
blocky highway never forget
Maybe also add a layer-based reward system with a grand prize on the top, with each having 5 predetermined rewards with one being the "demon" that absorbs all you've got and reset the process for a week (unless you spend gems ofc). Remember that ower of fortune in Angry birds 2? yeah pretty much it, except it is weekly instead of daily, the rewards are much more plentiful and the cost to continue if you fail is 7 times higher the value. Also the choices will not be random, where the game will systematically track your playthrough and change both rewards and chances to fail accordingly. After all gambling dices, slots and roulettes are all rigged so why not in gacha systems?
@eges72 oh God, that's evil. Maybe you could spend say 2 keys the first time that day, but it cost 4 or 5 after.
The amount of references in this video is insane
1. Extended Hyperdash: Celeste movement technique
Reference 1 : skib
3. 5:02 727 gem amount (an osu meme)
jajajaja u have not win ball cube ball big cube ball niflheim speedrun
Can't wait for more brainrot from you 🤤
There should be an exceedingly rare but still ever so slightly possible chance of a player's save getting permanently deleted, which can just be chalked up to a server error and they need to pay for all the features again
oh no which game was it
None actually, I thought of it myself because I'm evil >:3
(Not enough to actually do all this stuff though because I prefer being evil in a *fun* way)
@@GDColon robtop selling random youtuber's save data for 10.000k gems!
@@GDColoncreaterria :(
Hmm, not sure if that would cause your playerbase to shrink down since it would be really annoying.
Look how they massacred my boy Subway Surfers
woof woof haaagrh
jetpack joyride is worse :(
bonk
the squad has been here
And thats why never put microtransactions
@@GDColondude you made me get a ad when saying your gonna need to watch a ton of ads. Thank you Mr. Wolf.
“A shorter ad will randomly appear against your will.” *ad plays*
Colon you fucking genius
inb4 he mentions gd marketplace like minecraft bedrock
Yoooo hi
Your community's overlap with the gd community is uncanny
hello
YO
china...
13:50 "Geometry Pass", you are welcome 🔥
*Dash song starts playing*
*Cinematic intro for the new GD season*
Announcer (in sync with the song): "Geometry Pass"
*Starts basically an ad read for the battle pass*
"See you in 2.2... Season 2!"
F O O D
I liked ultradash
G-Pass?
"Pass of Power" would be a fitting name.
Because it tricks you into subconsciously thinking you'll be more powerful as you buy the pass, even without looking into the content of the pass. Wordplaying is really a strong weapon when it comes to propaganda.
"You can't break what's already broken!"
- Fiddleford McGucket
So true
Gravity falls fan who also like geometry dash,
I never thought this day would come.
My time has come to mew i rizz the ancient skibidi that i may fanum tax!
@@magicaCZ...
@@magicaCZ STANLEY CUP!!
man the fact that you got me to think "holy crap, 20 gems!?" at 7:32.. The dopamine's already flooding
13:57 For anyone wondering, extended hyperdash is a technique used by speedrunners in the game Celeste.
Saw this while trying to beat farewell lol
@@Avocattow im stuck on checkpoint 4 ;c wavedashing is pretty hard
@@gdaleksw4041 im stuck at the last screen of farewell for like a year it sucks
@@gdaleksw4041 I think that wallbounces and jelly tech is harder than wavedashing. But if we're talking about the wavedash variants...
ultradash is celeste tech too
just putting it out there
one problem with the chest and icon system:
there needs to be overly flashy animations for when you pull something rare
also it has to be like 5sec long and unskippable
The animation has to roll through different skins and show you something incredibly rare, only for it to roll something common
@@bbruh2018 ahh yes, as much manipulation as possible
@@bbruh2018 dont forget having the 1 IN 4389573258325 which is in reality is like 1 in 250
sols rng but bad
Colon don't give him any bright ideas.
@@NQProductions just in chase.
Too late look at the fixed comment
generous to consider this a bright idea
too late
womp womp its too late
I think robtop should add the "ad trigger" that lets creators play an ad in their levels when it's triggered
mmmmmm money 🤑🤑🤑
6th like, wow
Jam is actually cooking
NAHHHHH
I do know those borderline NSFW ads that are literally everywhere.
Games with energy systems tend to make me delete them immediately after playing for like 5 mins
No devious greedy game developer would ever care about such people
same
except for The battle cats, that game really got me lol
I always slightly thought of playing tomb of the mask but the second I found out(on this video) that it had energy, yep I'm never playing that shit
@@WClonnin tbc you get like 17000 leaderships tho
@@theonewhocaredandasked9126 me with 1 leadership:
For the editor, have a free trial, either timed or quantitative
Timed: You get access for 7 days with full features and then you have to pay (this is great because some people will forget to cancel)
Quantitative: You get to create 3 free levels with full features, then once you’ve created your 3 you are locked back out of it.
Timed ones have the advantage of users not wanting to waste it, and of course some will forget to cancel. However quantitative free trials really give the user a “taste” of what they could do, and perhaps they would be inclined to pay for it.
Also, you could add different tiers to the editor.
Editor Basic: Just basic features that make up a level (portals, basic blocks, spikes, etc). Only game soundtracks. $5/mo
Editor Plus: More advanced features, and you unlock some decorations. Some custom tracks from specific artists. $12/mo
Editor Pro: Full access to all features. All custom tracks unlocked, this is basically the current editor. $25/mo
Editor Max: Everything in Pro, plus early access to EXCLUSIVE upcoming content. The ability to import any sound or music. Also, a coloured name or title to show you have this so you can laugh at all the brokies. $45/mo
Display all of this in a table putting ticks and crosses by each feature for each tier, to entice people more.
(I am not promoting this in any way, just thought it would be a cool idea to add into the video. Please do not come after me, as I am not responsible for any additions that may stem from this comment or the video.)
@@oZqdiac How would a quantitative system work if you can just remove all the objects in a level and start a new without really creating a "new* level?
@@plasma263 Well I thought that you would be able to create 3, and before you play it you’d have to save it which counts as one of your free levels (also, once you save it you can’t edit it)
I mainly see it in creation websites such as AI image generators and stuff, I suppose looking at it again it doesn’t quite fit the GD editor
Thank you so much
Forced ads: 🤓
Reward Ads: 🥺
Banner Ads that don’t block your screen: 🗿
True
Reward Ads are optimal in my eyes (at least for my games and many others who I've seen). It's optional, so player experience is boosted. But, it offers a reward that is tempting enough that it will actually make decent revenue for the devs. Everyone wins!
what is the purpose of this comment
@@PuffleTheWaffle because it said types of ads, also, what’s the point of this reply you hypocrite
@@ScienceCodeCreations true, but banner ads are just grated
Also, add another subscription that increases the amount of max energy you have
Default Energy Plan: 15 max energy, regenerates one every ten minutes(free)
Great energy plan: 25 max energy, regents once per eight minutes(7.49/mo)
Pro energy plan: 36 max energy, regents once per five minutes (15.99/mo)
Energy+++: 50 max energy, regents once per 3mins (30 dollars/month)
Modders are another example of that. I've spent 100 hours on strawberry jam for celeste and I just started the grandmaster lobby (the last 20% of content). All of that without getting any money, the mod is free.
celeste community is amazing
Should I try it if I'm looking for a new game, Colon?
I'm sorry, grandmaster!?!?!?! (I just beat the bigginer lobby)
@@Supersimpleanimatons yes, Celeste is the peakest of peak (get it, because mountain pea- I’ll stop)
@@GDColon REAL
As a game designer, yeah screw microtransactions and related practices
As a visual comms and branding designer student, yeah I second that.
16:21 "geometry dash situation is insane" 💀
Geometry Dash situation is Crazy
by Penguinz0 GD
Never knew charlie was a top player in GD Thats a big W
with a thumbnail showing the icon and saying "its over"
@sayedhassan-b5r which icon tho
13:56 "Based on the information, it's hard to tell. What is an Ultra Dash? Is it a move in the game? Is it the game itself? Or is it just two words that have no business being together at all?"
"Yes."
never underestimate a hyperfixated programmer 🔥
2:30 Dude the moment you said that an ad literally appeared out of nowehere 💀
@@CharlieTheDuhGuy FR LOL
FR FR
happened to me too
Same lol
That's intentional! he made it so that an ad would play whenever he said "ad". if u dont like it get Revanced
This video made me realise how much we take this game for granted, I realised I would’ve quit GD if it was like this. Colon, you made a fire video. Robtop, please don’t listen to him, please.
The editing the ideas and the footage are incredible in every video you make dude, you just not stopping to surprise with your videos and creativity. Great job man keep up 💪
How about a VIP subscription. For way too much/month, you can gain access to exclusive icons, more objects to place in the editor (editor stays as a separate subscription), orb multipliers, more energy, an exclusive profile tag, and more! The editors stays separate to encourage people to buy both subscriptions. If they get just the editor, they’ll want the VIP pass to gain access to all the objects the editor has. If they get just VIP, they won’t feel like they’re getting everything they can out of it without the editor. I have so many more ideas for IAPs, like icon packs. Or how about full on DLCs, one could be platformer mode. Big packs that include mechanics that completely change the game. This is just the tip of the iceberg.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and a vip+ subscription that costs twice as much and only adds a few extra things
VIP Ultimate which gets you both subscriptions plus perks
@@IceYetiWins and it's actually 50% more the price of buying both normally
+overly hard way to cancel them
"nah, colon ain't evil enough" i thought to myself, not prepared for the editor subscription idea.
really fun video ngl i love funny stuff that turns into wake up calls
(also battle cats mentioned!!!! it's the least evil out of the gacha games i think lol)
Gambling addiction of 150 cat food for 1 roll still exist and like 65% chance to get a rare unit.
@@Man........seed tracking is a thing though, also anyone with half a brain doesn't usually roll with cf
@@Man........ then if you do that you are dumb because an educated battle cats player would save catfood for guaranteed uber (yes the chances of a legend rare suck though)
Too late for that, already lost like 500 of em
@@Man........ the more you know so you dont use them
It started out funny, then went from 0 to 727 real fast...
727!!! when you f*ing see it #WYSI
osu reference?
when you see it
@@v60244 WHEN YOU SEE IT
wysi
I’m surprised u never said “also, u can get no ads for like 9 dollars”
suddenly you have to pay for paths with actual money like a battle pass
edit: i was right
:O
Bait used to be believable
@@NotDocswdym
@@NotDocsbait used to be believable. try harder
@@the_yelobait used to be believable smh my head
ain’t no way we got EA dash before GTA 6, what a time to be alive
"it's in the dash"
bro thinks theyre 2 minute papers 🤑🤑🤑
haha very original comment idea
Geometric Arts
Why did I think EA meant Electroman adventure
My world was shattered when I found out that Dumb Ways to Die has a battle pass.
what.
@ your score every game adds to the battle pass where you unlock new levels, cosmetics, and characters.
how do you even apply that to dumb ways to die???
Dumb Ways to -Die- Earn Money
W H A T
(By Spu7nix)
I love the part where you played an ad in the middle of the video cutting you off lol.
Oh wait that was TH-cam.
No that was him. You do realize anytime an ad plays on TH-cam, it was placed there intentionally by the creator themselves, right?
wooosh
@@RiskiVR You didn't make a joke smartass. You didn't have irony.
You're not even confident enough to be yourself on TH-cam ofc you don't have enough self esteem to hand being corrected.
Unless your initial sentence was implying the ad being IN the video, in which case you could have use any other wording to convey that 10 times better.
OTHER 👏GAMES👏 THIS👏 IS👏 A👏 WARNING👏 NOT👏 INSPIRATION👏
OTH👏ER 👏GAME👏S 👏THIS👏IS👏A👏WARN👏ING👏NOT👏INS👏PI👏RATION👏*
@@thatcatthatalwayseatsyourcheesforgot the syllables in other and games
@@7DQuillion what the fuck are you clapping for
@@Oreo108GD I knew there was something
@@Oreo108GD games is only 1 syllable
Literally WHY would you make this video Colon. If Rob sees this and makes this video a reality, I’ll be outside your door with a pitchfork
😬💀💀💀
He commented😢
We are not so back
We*
Oops, well he just did
I propose an idea to ruin it more. On PC, HD textures cost $10 (because mobile doesn't have hd textures, though maybe that can be made available through the battle pass). On both Mobile and PC, Medium Textures cost $5, and low quality textures cost $2. If you dont pay for any of these, all textures will be 1x1 pixel. You also have a limited number of clicks per day before having to buy more or watch an ad.
calm down satan
@@ThatJuiceGuyYT "Uh uh!" - My Name Is.
15:03 Never let bro cook again 😭🙏
Before I watch the vid imma make some predictions
1. Icons that cost money
2. Ads that play if you die a lot
3. Checkpoints in every level
4. Level editor is paid access
5. No rating system
Edit: 4/5 baby lets gooo
1: 80% right
2: i guess energy??
3: nope
4: yep
5: nope
@@TrueGlitchyGaming3 was right
@@DSpeed. the editor is already paid
@@JeffTheBagel The full game is paid which includes the editor but lite is more of a demo, full game is just the full game
@@soapter because lite quite literally IS the demo
missed opportunity to make this an April Fools
This would’ve been amazing if it was Colon showing off 2.21
spaceuk pfp depressing
2.2 BETA VIDEO SEQUEL WHEN? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
It would be amazing if this becomes a reality in april lol
Battle Cats starts off with the Mobile Game strategies, but then started to give way too much "premium currency" away for free.
because they know most players won't get past empire of cats
Overall is still one of the best mobile games
Yeah catfood is easier to just obtain by playing the game than buying it with money
@@SillyVania at a certain point event stages just become free cat food
Like the 10th anniversary gave away 3000 catfood ☠️☠️☠️
5:14 I used to play Cut The Rope 2 when I was younger and that had an energy system. But there was an item you could buy for in-game currency that would give you unlimited energy. However, this item was RIDICULOUSLY expensive to buy with regular gameplay (by this I mean no microtransactions) so I didn't get it for a while. One time it had a 20% discount for a day so I grinded an absurd amount of coins that day to finally buy it
Ngl being able to show you icon collection on the account tab is pretty cool.
Remember...
*it going fast to 10x speed*
🥶🥶🥶
remember...
you're *genocides*
Remember…
*It floats back*
why was this mentioned so many times in the premiere 😭
Who even remembers that video 💀
Me apperantly 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
4:04 Generation Retro reference oml
how did I not notice that
Nilfheim copypasta too
I died laughing
LDM BALL CUBE BALL BIG
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As a game developer, this video was useful to watch. I'm about to publish a game in Google Play & Steam in a month, and I'm starting to understand more and more on how to treat players better.
2:28 That has got to be the best ad placement I've ever seen. Got a good chuckle out of me. For once I was not unhappy to watch a midroll
Certainly the same person who knows so much about improving the game also knows exactly how to ruin it. The Competency Paradox.
To be fair when you get really good at doing something you know what to do AND not what to do.
16:15 Congrats, I don't know how anyone could have made the daily chat 1,000,000,000x worse, but this takes the cake
Thats exactly how freaking monster legends is. I hate those developers. It seriously has a must buy at least something to remove in game random adds. Of course reward willing adds are plenty, like 40 in a row. Ridiculous
Say it with me now: 👏 In app purchases 👏 one more time: 👏 In app purchases 👏
"Why is nobody saying anything? In app purchas- c'mon guys, it doesn't work if one person does it."
👏 In-app purchases 👏
nuh uh.
5:05
WYSI
WYSI
WYSI
COLON PLAYS OSU (and skyblock for some reason)
@@anymus5891 LETS GOOOO SOMEONE NOTICED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
youre the only person who commented this thank you
isi
Dunn dunn
727 COOKIZE, BLUE ZENITH WYSI 727PP OSU GAMERS ITS THE FUNNY NUMBER11!!1!!!!1!
13:56 can't believe you didn't think of geometry pass! Sounds like the perfect name honestly lol
"Pass of Power" could be great
Besides the goofiness in this video, there are some actually good ideas here. A new 5th shopkeeper that has the rotating stock. The icon rarities work amazing, and the collection and icon count feature is genuinely really interesting. I REALLY hope those are the features RobTop is 🤔ing about. And not the gacha stuff
10:04 I thought we were ruining GD? Pay-2-win is the PERFECT way to ruin any game!
Where is Mauled By A Bear
Hamilton cheese
the game just teleports you to the forest and you're about to be eaten by a bear lol
It's the unreleased 23rd main level
Hey geoblitz! Do you have any tips for making a texture pack,
LOL pay to unlock cool texture pack
Rob’s been real quite since this dropped…
He has always been
I swear to god if any of this becomes a reality im gonna lose it, especially the ads stuff
14:44 you really think Rattle dash is worth that much!? that's a steal!!!
9:50 gd cologne exposed for promoting gambling to children
aw dang it
Lets go gambling
4:53 300 hundred black men for only 2£?
We got crusher21 in a gd colon video before gta 6😭
6:04 squeak reference
Yessir!
@@F4CT_57 We got people saying We got crusher21 in a gd colon video before gta 6 😭 before gta 6😭
Crass joke, but do 300 white men cost 3.33£?
Pug icon bundle every October that pops up when you're playing a level. Even if you're not dead, it will still pop up. The pug icon bundle costs $10 because the icon it is so rare.
Remember: you have not win, you... died!
NOO!!
*epik dodging*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is the end for- (NOOO) YOU!
imagine robtop drops in and says "Agreed." and updates the game once again
Seems like a robtop thing to do
Ripoff comment
@@mrzeroskill I made this comment after scrolling through like 30 of them and didn't see any one of them being the same.
He'd take 7 years to make the update
@@pythx thank god
I am fully convinced that Craig didn't even make his custom textboxes mod to make editing easier and instead came up with this entire video just to flex the mod.
everything i modded was for this vid, but i can easily use it for future stuff
@@GDColon I suggest in your new videos; you play 3 seconds of either Generation retro or dash spider jumpscare at the start of the video.
I just love this video, I've watched over 10 times already
Here's what I would also would have liked to see:
- A "welcome back" chest that happens when you quit for like 3 months and then come back
- 2762536382 additional premium currencies for events
But anyways this was one of the funniest videos I've watched
Well played Geometry Challenge Cologne
:>
Also you will get gems by buying sponsored products (probably moldly or something)
the welcome back chest shouldnt be too OP or mentioned so that it doesnt literally encourage players to stop playing
@@KalavianGD moldly?? lunchly????????
@@Fiberoeatingfiberyea it's never mentioned, but if you quit and come back you'll get it
@@Fiberoeatingfiber yes lunchly
I haven’t even watched the video yet but I know it’s gonna be a banger.
This is why EA should acquire geometry dash
it's the jumpscare god himself
Buy a Tartarus completion for just $69.99 Buy a checkpoint that allows you to respawn where you died for $4.99
how congregacious seeing you here!
The amount of references in this video have me wondering where the Spanish inquisition is 💀
Hey colon. While watching this video I want you to make a gd chest opening simulator website and a custom gd menu editor. I want you to add these because they will be fun especially the chest opening simulator website because it cool to see icons that you cant get from chests come out of chests like at 10:28 10:46 10:48 10:53 11:16 11:18 and 11:20 . Btw I’m your biggest fan, keep up the great work.
the tiktok voice reciting niflheim made me laugh so hard
Huh? Bro got the blue comment on TH-cam🔥
GD should run in 360p and a max of 20 FPS with the song always starting 0.7 seconds late but you can unlock 1080p, unlocked FPS and regular song times by paying a subscription of $20 a month or $50 a year
YOO i made a game with dat ive gotten $4000 in like a month
(Edit)
It was the paid subscription, not the lag thing.
More ideas :
1.Orb, star, moon multipliers
2.Speed ups for energy regen
3.Buyable secret codes for keymasters
4.Online events with leaderboards where top 10 players get something
Omg I forgot about the vaults
5.Maybe temporary boosters? More common ones will be feasible and convincing but the most rare ones will be ridiculous and only accessible through paywalls.
6. Daily or even weekly and monthly streaks with that can be only accessed through their official websites
7. Special deals that are exclusive to said website, convincing you to directly pay them instead of paying through google play
8. Offerwalls, you know what they are ( if you dont it is simply an offering tab that offers you to do surveys and play other games in exchange for in game currency)
9. Ridiculous and extremely annoying pop up deals (pointing at you Zynga, Socialpoint and SG) that could be disabled through in game purchase
10. The chances in-game (featured tab) will do you a favor if you pay, the more you pay, the higher the chances of better playthrough (for example maybe easier 7* levels instead of harder 7* ones?) So you will lose into hopelessness and turn into premium currency (Empires & puzzles, dragon city, 8 ball pool and Clash Royale 🖕 you all)
11. Remove the search tab and further diving down so there are only random 10 levels to choose from
12. Personalize deals with the assistance of the AI you will get deals based on how much you play, in what time, on which date, at your birthday etc. So every single person will getan entirely different deal based on their playthrough (like their fingerprint or eyelid)
13. Worsen the experience with deliberate bugs stutters and crashes (this is a quite step too far I'm done here lol)
I am currently writing this studying branding design at college so putting them into practice right now. I hope it worked 💀💀
5. In the online levels you Need to grind 24/7 just to be 100th Place and get to the 101th and lose cool icon and gemz
@@paolarei4418 That happened to me once in a shitty gaccha game, lol
@@blackmarket-z1l Life on earth?!
(especially post-life tree)
this video made me reverse extended super-duper pooper hyperdash off the walls
13:35 I literally just got an ad 💀
I did too wtf
same lmao
@@GreatestNate888 LMAOOOO
WTH me toi
same what
Robtop better be taking notes rn
14:12 $19.99 for the starter bundle is way too overpriced. You want that starter bundle to be a no brainer to purchase so that your player commit to your game. Maybe lower the price to just a dollar and maybe also add something like "800% extra value" in giant letters to make it more appealing. Rookie mistake + git gud at game dev /s
I personally find that when the starter bundle is overpriced, it will set a bar for people and you can overcharge for other stuff, which will seem cheap in comparison
He literally said overpriced starter bundle 💀
Colon cursing flowed so well with the sentence that it scares me
10:56 I will spend everything for her ❤️
@@AMEAME22 cologne hearted?
Is that TETO?!?!?!!?!?!
Oh crap...
@@senorn8430yes yes indeed
YESYESYESYESYES
Imagine if this video turns out not to be about p2w at all and Colon was just trolling all of us with the thumbnail, title and description, then changed it immediately after the premiere and make everyone watching afterwards wonder wtf every comment is talking about.
shortly after long awaited 2.2 release, gd colon goes insane
When he talks about ads youtube always shoves an ad into my face
11:28
if you're interested in playing project sekai do NOT buy bundles.
they give such a minimal amount of gems its unfunny, and the materials in them will probably be used up within 3 days.
if you want to use real life money for your honami birthday card, buy colorful+ or a premium mission pass.
haha yeah i play enough to notice how little they give
@@GDColon Hi
Or just play a better game, like BC
@@devonbennett6559 what's that
GD Colon once again entertained us with useless ideas and features that we will all watch
th-cam.com/video/aVTl-W8fRdU/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Dbm4yI-HnmEtQ994
Step 1: Give everyone in daily chat mod
Step 2: Chaos
3:31 surprised people aren't aware that gd lite has been running ads since i used to get them a lot especially in late 2.1
i actually used to see this one gd lite ad where it had this first-person perspective on somebody playing stereo madness on a white ipad over a coffee desk. glad to know these ads were real all this time and i wasn't crazy for it lol
they should release the editor guide as a book series where every chapter is its own 10 dollar book
Trigger books are 50
Honey come here! Movies starting...
How to ruin geometry dash : not putting Metamorphosis in the NCS gauntlet
Putting WANNACRY in the ncs gauntlets
It actually got robbed bruh
dang, watching this video really made me appreciate how clean geometry dash is