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  • @avo8479
    @avo8479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15773

    For my fellow photosensitive epileptics out there, parts to be aware of:
    - club scenes, generally from 21:00 - 21:51
    [specifically, 21:00 - 21:10, 21:17 - 21:22, 21:28 - 21:33
    21:36 - 21:41, 21:42 - 21:44]
    - ball scenes, from 23:08 - 23:18
    - makeover, generally from 24:15 - 24:33
    [specifically, 24:15 - 24:17, 24:20 - 24:23, 24:24 - 24:28, 24:29 - 24:33]
    **make sure not to watch this in a dark room because it makes the flashes worse! please enjoy kennie's hilarity safely!**

    • @celiiiiiiiig
      @celiiiiiiiig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Thank you 😊

    • @Angelynkd4
      @Angelynkd4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      THANKS

    • @anab5248
      @anab5248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      An angel

    • @elyon7551
      @elyon7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Thank you! I just wish I saw this comment BEFORE I watched the video 😣

    • @trashcentral3044
      @trashcentral3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      god bless you ty

  • @lauriieee
    @lauriieee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8006

    The movie basically says „consent isn‘t necessary and sexual assault is great when the man is hot“

    • @naughtycatgirl55
      @naughtycatgirl55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      True, it’s disgusting

    • @Destinnies
      @Destinnies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      Again, wattpad tingz🥴💭

    • @MsChantae
      @MsChantae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @123fort andbree i swear he became more and more less sexy each time he choked/tossed her...

    • @sophia8105.
      @sophia8105. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Not just hot he has to be rich

    • @Man-dd9fs
      @Man-dd9fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      123fort andbree he just looks crusty, not even hot

  • @Clevermoreunicorn
    @Clevermoreunicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4629

    He fell in love with her while she was doing a tampon ad, frolicking on the beach.

  • @artoo9400
    @artoo9400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7420

    “Teach me how to be gentle”
    How about no. What you need is therapy. Here have my therapists business card, you need it.

    • @serenity2010sh
      @serenity2010sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Says no man ever.

    • @junxzckmultistan8405
      @junxzckmultistan8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      PREACH

    • @hiimnormal6285
      @hiimnormal6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      He don't need therapy he neeeds a *JAIL*

    • @honeymoonriver6050
      @honeymoonriver6050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I’m not sending the guy obsessed with me to my therapist. He better Craigslist him one.

    • @TehMomo_
      @TehMomo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@hiimnormal6285 he can get therapy IN jail...

  • @essie.
    @essie. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5370

    Things this movie romanticizes:
    - Kidnapping
    - Sexual Assault
    - Stalking
    - Toxic relationships
    - The freaking Italian mafia
    Massimo is a completely ridiculous, fantastical embodiment of what the "perfect" men is supposed to be but he makes any sane woman uncomfortable, with good reason. And I can't sympathize with Laura, she's just so unlikeable. I didn't feel anything at the end when she supposedly died. Waste of one's time type of movie.

    • @ispilled_thetea3286
      @ispilled_thetea3286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      He is perfect…the perfect example of the type of human being I’d have no problem with hurting…..severely.

    • @arriibacon531
      @arriibacon531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      This is basically what wattpad stands for there are too many books that have this exact theme. It's gotten so bad that I vowed to stop reading anything with Italian men because it's probably gonna be some mafia type shit

    • @essie.
      @essie. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@arriibacon531 Exactly. And if a mafia boss kidnaps a woman he isn't gonna try to make her love him, he's gonna sell her as a sex slave. The way this movie is so out of touch with reality is so annoying.

    • @arriibacon531
      @arriibacon531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@essie. facts

    • @hagberry6477
      @hagberry6477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's not only this movie or the book where it's based off of. I write for a reading platform and the amount of popular books with these themes will shock you. My wholesome book hardly gets noticed lmao

  • @marshmallows394
    @marshmallows394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    they literally made a movie about a guy who kidnaps a girl, forced her to feel things she doesn't feel, forced what she does, where she goes, etc, and ppl rlly still b like, that's hot. bitch whAT i'm rlly worried for y'all-
    edit: 'manipulate' seems like a much better word than 'forced'. that son of a bitch manipulated her to feel things she didn't (and prolly still doesn't, like u can't convince me she actually felt something in those 3 months or 1 i dont rmb lol when she kept tryna escape him but suddenly she loves him just because they had sex on a yacht? biiiiiiiiiiiitch this sum wattpad bullshit that i dont fuck w/ fr) feel. european 50 shades of grey? more like 50 shades of everything wrong lmfao, also 50 shades is another whole set of wrong but if i start ranting now, ur gonna be looking at a long ass comment and we dont want that sis

    • @juniperlee6642
      @juniperlee6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It's cause they're both good looking that's why 😂😂😂

    • @flutterg1035
      @flutterg1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      SHE HAS STOCKHOLME hkkbvxkcksl

    • @cristapatterson4302
      @cristapatterson4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No... this is creepy! Hella creepy!!! This is why I don't watch romance movies. Just get your husband Viagra and stop with this mess.

    • @godsweirdchild2450
      @godsweirdchild2450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@flutterg1035 That's what I thought when I heard everyone talking about it 💀 The cover looked interesting on Netflix and I was gonna watch it then I heard everyone talking about the plot online. I was like😑

    • @jordanxo-ks8kn
      @jordanxo-ks8kn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahah she’s not going anywhere anytime soon so why not enjoy it

  • @flo-dq6hq
    @flo-dq6hq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7610

    as an italian i hate it that every time there’s an italian character they are somewhat involved in mafia!! it’s a real problem in our country it’s not sexy😔😔

  • @gk1368
    @gk1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4999

    This movie is just a really rubbish mafia au fanfic come to life

    • @lovely_bay1946
      @lovely_bay1946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      But a really bad au fanfic

    • @jiminjams52
      @jiminjams52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I think I could write a mafia au better than this movie was written

    • @amiray8856
      @amiray8856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I read that au fanfic named gangster x secret agent and it definitely deserves to be a movie. its literally 100x better than this movie

    • @nashmanama2257
      @nashmanama2257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Basically 😩😂

    • @Moonwillow76
      @Moonwillow76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, one you couldn't pay me to read. It's like they think fic readers don't have standards or something.

  • @teri5585
    @teri5585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7337

    Imagine if they casted ‘ugly’ actors.. this would be a whole different story

    • @maiyaclit
      @maiyaclit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Or you could said average actors

    • @heathersilva5839
      @heathersilva5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +797

      @@maiyaclit They put quotation marks around "ugly" because they didn't actually mean ugly. What they meant was that a movie director or media might call an "average" person ugly.

    • @stacybrenda9409
      @stacybrenda9409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Facts

    • @AudioGAWD
      @AudioGAWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      A tale as old as time

    • @eiffelviolet
      @eiffelviolet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Disagree.

  • @BlakeL623
    @BlakeL623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12542

    “Are you lost baby girl?” Cut the cameras!!!!

    • @sharnagrayson9649
      @sharnagrayson9649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

      Deadasss

    • @NixieMidnighter
      @NixieMidnighter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      My goodness, I literally almost lost my dinner... I cannot make this up 😭

    • @muna4213
      @muna4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Deadass😭

    • @MaryonChantel
      @MaryonChantel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Lmfaoo I’m weak

    • @mistihassan9300
      @mistihassan9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      I literally gagged at that part😷

  • @Skoempa
    @Skoempa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5323

    This movie is the longest cologne commercial ever

    • @roseblossom2023
      @roseblossom2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      FAX

    • @she7061
      @she7061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I CACKLED

    • @yn2310
      @yn2310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      why did i read that as colon-

    • @anisaburhan6251
      @anisaburhan6251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@yn2310 omg hi y/n

    • @yn2310
      @yn2310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@anisaburhan6251 hey anisa

  • @ΜαρίναΛέκα-χ6χ
    @ΜαρίναΛέκα-χ6χ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    Okay but the fact that so many girls like this movie is insane. And it’s proof that toxicity in relationships is sexualized. I was so disturbed by this movie you have no idea.

    • @hiyd.y9787
      @hiyd.y9787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      its so weird ,i watched it because it is so hyped

    • @LL-ip5mm
      @LL-ip5mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      multifandom girl same the sex scenes were sexy but the plot wasn’t good

    • @ΜαρίναΛέκα-χ6χ
      @ΜαρίναΛέκα-χ6χ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      multifandom girl I’m going to be honest with you I watched it because I saw a sex scene that I liked and I was like okay let’s give this go. I was fast forwarding the whole movie cause it was so lame. The sex scenes were good but it got boring when they lasted so long. I’m just sad that so many girls look up to this, like nooo baby you’re not supposed to like toxic relationships.

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I saw it on netflix in my recommended (Really netflix, right in front of my Anime?!) and thought, let's see how weird the sex scenes are. Skipped through the entire movie and the only thing I actually watched was the ending. Because at that point, I needed at least one of them to die.

    • @NaiyasWorld
      @NaiyasWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All imma say is if he is my kidnapper I’m not going to be mad at it 🤣💯

  • @chrissie627
    @chrissie627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2859

    "What happened to her heart condition? She just exerted alot of energy....she alright?"
    G O N E 😂😂😂😂

    • @Sam-0827
      @Sam-0827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I diedddd damn

  • @BlakeL623
    @BlakeL623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5125

    When they tried to act like she dyed her hair blonde with that terrible party city wig 🤦🏾‍♀️ unbelievable scenes

    • @rebecarodrigues1048
      @rebecarodrigues1048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @sydneylawson484
      @sydneylawson484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @Dani Jacobs i just hollered

    • @ravenpurple1527
      @ravenpurple1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I felt the need to burn that wig!! I wanted it gone

    • @DarkSideBecky
      @DarkSideBecky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Brad Mondo would not approve lol

    • @k.c.cybulska6402
      @k.c.cybulska6402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Funny thing: in book that "transformation" is also sudden 😆 you would be even more confused 😂

  • @misery8264
    @misery8264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3466

    So this movie is basically every bad boy romance novel ever written. "He so bad and dangerous but Imma change him cuz Loooove"

    • @inah4565
      @inah4565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @gracetheace.
      @gracetheace. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ITS LIKE AN EPISODE STORY I READ CALLED CRAVING FOR HIM AND OH MY FUCKING GOD MY DREAMS CAME TO LIFE

    • @cristapatterson4302
      @cristapatterson4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OMG - ya killing me!!!!

    • @omegablackhole4513
      @omegablackhole4513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yikes, stories like this glamorize codependency.

    • @sakasusuk
      @sakasusuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      she didnt even CHANGED HIM they just go at it till the end. Literally thats it!!

  • @UnraveledwithJoy
    @UnraveledwithJoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3454

    All jokes aside, it’s really scary to see that media sexualizes abuse like that, like just because the guy is attractive doesn’t make it okay for him to do this.
    This has literally made people think that this is okay, and ‘sexy’ when it isn’t
    Can we please stop, this is a huge issue. As someone who was in an abusive relationship I’m highly bothered.

    • @aru6944
      @aru6944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Agreed, and also romanticising mafia and general gang related shit. it's horrifying to be completely honest.

    • @aru6944
      @aru6944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Eleni Rafaela Gargou actually no, im italian. "greek llama" is a bit of an inside joke 😂

    • @chodori2041
      @chodori2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "This has literally made people think that this is okay, and ‘sexy’ when it isn’t"
      Movies like this are made because the demographic already exists, not vice versa. In its opening week, it was in the top 3 of most watched Netflix productions in over 25 countries including the U.S.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah literal incels have said before that their behavior are just not tolerated because they aren't attractive. They think this bullshit, movies like that only confirms that for them.

    • @sourcandykisses5661
      @sourcandykisses5661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      K

  • @bellaharris7879
    @bellaharris7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3809

    I feel like something worth mentioning is how this movie sparked a "trend" on Tik Tok where girls would be like "so me and my boyfriend watched this movie and..." and show SEVERAL pictures of SEVERE bruises and injuries. I am honestly concerned for those girls.

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      @comme des garçons its true , there are youtube videos of such and they are so sickening , one girl even had burn like marks on her thighs

    • @macaron_ii
      @macaron_ii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      ......nooo this is awful

    • @simonakatsman974
      @simonakatsman974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

      It's either of two things:
      1. The guys took advantage of this movie to abuse their girlfriends
      Or
      2. They're having completely unsafe BDSM sex and need help.
      Neither are good

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      Its like the 50 shades of grey fade that happened when it first came out. Couples jumped into bdsm for fun without prep and were ignorant to what the hell they were doing

    • @serenity2010sh
      @serenity2010sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@riorio745 tik tok is toxic. I don't get the appeal of it.

  • @miiadiaz4129
    @miiadiaz4129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3795

    She didn’t have a weak heart when they screwed all over the boat. Lol

    • @sheannarampersad6154
      @sheannarampersad6154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      😂😂😂

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      after he slapped her off the boat...

    • @Indiegirl007
      @Indiegirl007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      Thats what I was saying! I was like, girl. Them 12 orgasms did nothing?

    • @lils9335
      @lils9335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      👁👄👁

    • @cherisseamoroso7404
      @cherisseamoroso7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      OMG I thought the SAME thing... even my mother (so was repeatedly saying this is Shit, this is Porn this is Ridiculous) my mom said she can't have sex like that if she has a heart problem and he is raping her.... haha!
      Her acting was not strong enough to be in that situation, a woman would be very scared or aggressive to get away.
      He acted the part very Well... He was convincing but we girls do like "Bad Boys!"
      And Damn he is HOT NO ASS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Megamimd
    @Megamimd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6816

    When he was like you can’t invite your family to the wedding and she was like sounds completely fine to me????Girl my Indian ass could NEVER.

    • @kenzdomyuji8387
      @kenzdomyuji8387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      my moroccan ass could NEVEEEEEEEEER

    • @LaLaLaLaLifeFabyu
      @LaLaLaLaLifeFabyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      My Greek ass could NEVERRR.

    • @Foxyrex1
      @Foxyrex1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      Lmaoo my french family would just start a strike and riot if I did that

    • @kel_871
      @kel_871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      My black ass could nevaaaaaa

    • @dekusyeezyoctobers38
      @dekusyeezyoctobers38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      My Haitian ass could nevah 😤

  • @panonymousbloom5405
    @panonymousbloom5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    Fun fact, this movie is nothing more than self-insert porn. And not in a way that 50 shades or twilight is - in this case, the author literally said that while writing this she was in loving but very sexless relationship and so she "wrote sex for herself". Apparently, she picked the main actress to resemble her and the main dude got the role by flirting with her.
    It's just so crazy if you think about it - she made money by entertaining and making porn for herself every step of the way. I am in awe of that woman.

    • @TinV
      @TinV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wow 😮

    • @sharnagrayson9649
      @sharnagrayson9649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Oh hell no

    • @bettieks
      @bettieks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      She couldn't have done it, I don't know, tastefully

    • @inkchip7351
      @inkchip7351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I'm green with envy fuck it I'mma write something up too

    • @HokoriChanXD
      @HokoriChanXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yup, true. She also named her main character, Laura Biel, to hint at herself - Blanka Lipińska

  • @ash-sr2ex
    @ash-sr2ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2422

    every time he grabbed her by the neck my fight or flight KICKED IN

    • @user-hb4zz4gh5e
      @user-hb4zz4gh5e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      IKR

    • @madhu_smita24
      @madhu_smita24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I lost my self control on my anger

    • @giftedintrovert
      @giftedintrovert 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But she liked it tho

    • @jb4000
      @jb4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right?! I felt like calling the cops the entire time I watched that movie.
      I wanted to put myself in jail for watching this mess.

    • @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere
      @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      aint nothing wrong with a little neck grabbing action if consented to

  • @kaylynngooding3138
    @kaylynngooding3138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5464

    The fact that the whole movie romanticized her getting kidnapped-

    • @BelleLeilaNoir
      @BelleLeilaNoir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Exactly nobody had a problem with her being kidnapped. No one had common sense it was fucked ip

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Its fiction just like how people find vampire romance "romantic " yet its actual cannibalism

    • @kaylynngooding3138
      @kaylynngooding3138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      BelleLeilaNoir Everyone basically said he’s hot so everything he did was okay lmao💀

    • @kaylynngooding3138
      @kaylynngooding3138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Loraine Kat Exactly

    • @isabellapalacio4631
      @isabellapalacio4631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Loraine Kat ok don’t come for vampire diaries like that cus the chemistry there between the love triangle is UNMATCHED(plus one of them actually dosent even drink human blood when he’s w the girl and the other is well- abusive and trash but so is the main human character so who even cares bc their chemistry is 100/10). As for twilight that’s just - no.

  • @vrrrr277
    @vrrrr277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    Are we gonna talk about how he GROPES HER AS HE SAYS HE WONT TOUCH HER WITHOUT HER PERMISSION

    • @raerivers
      @raerivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Yes!!!! And then SLAMS her against the column and kisses her NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER.

    • @ArifahBaksh
      @ArifahBaksh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      YESSS WTF WAS THAT LMFAO

    • @alzu582
      @alzu582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He literally said: “I won’t touch you without your permission.” And proceeds to touch her boob.

    • @Anisahk97x
      @Anisahk97x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But she starts doing the same to him and teasing and provoking him

    • @sojourndestination3031
      @sojourndestination3031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That scene is the definition of a WTF moment. And why she is okay with it? Most importantly WHAT HAPPENED TO HER HEART CONDITION!!!! Did he slam her against the wall so hard that she was cured afterward.

  • @michellelawrence5168
    @michellelawrence5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7937

    “Fade to black, that’s the kind of thing you see before a commer-“
    *AD plays*
    I see what you did there

  • @Anime_no_joō
    @Anime_no_joō 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7179

    Let's be honest, if you get kidnapped the guy ain't gonna look like him.

    • @oakeii
      @oakeii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

      and if they are, i'd be damn surprised, cause I expect 99% of kidnappers to look like they were doused in oil and fried

    • @kherise
      @kherise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Greatest comment ever 👏🏻😹😹😹

    • @farrahchyben
      @farrahchyben 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Daniel Cloete best way. Stay ugly. Stay safe.

    • @aaaaaaaams
      @aaaaaaaams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Even if he did, we don't want an abusive pos as a lover

    • @theplaceofstones5656
      @theplaceofstones5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣

  • @ola-be8vu
    @ola-be8vu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3576

    I’m from Poland and basically whole country is ashamed that this movie got any attention.

    • @dickrichard6643
      @dickrichard6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      I'm so sad for y'all. That's how we felt when fifty shades got traction. It was an embarrassment.

    • @Cansulab
      @Cansulab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Because of Michele Morrone I tell you 😂 I already wrote that months ago, but I think I’m not the only thinking that

    • @clau_aguayo
      @clau_aguayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      “The whole country” lmao, I mean, can’t blame you guys there, I’m so sorry!

    • @arozeisarozie
      @arozeisarozie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ALX BO Honestly, the chick in this movie is shown to be enjoying flirting with this dude day one of kidnapping. She purposefully teases him. They make her more deviously willing, if that makes sense. Like, “I don’t want it, but I DO.” 🙄

    • @sonusisawesome
      @sonusisawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      REAL SHIT it’s such a shame that THIS is the piece of polish media that’s gone international it’s so badddd

  • @michellegrobbelaar7379
    @michellegrobbelaar7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    The tragic blonde wig, the tragic ending, sexual assault, romanticising of Stockholm syndrome, are you lost baby girl. No this movie is trash.

    • @shea5542
      @shea5542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Michelle Grobbelaar yeah the “are you lost baby girl” was so gaggy. Absolutely hated this show

    • @5ft2mikahakkinen
      @5ft2mikahakkinen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When I first heard the "Are you lost baby girl?" I imagined Gru saying it

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      People in instagram are dying hearing that 😍
      But I just find Michele scary like the guy who you just cant trust type of scary

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dumpster fire of a movie lol.

    • @amaniosman4582
      @amaniosman4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nothing but pure trash

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6992

    The books are full of even more lunacy if you're curious. For one thing, in the next book, Laura doesn't die (because we couldn't drag the "sexy" out otherwise), but instead gets kidnapped by _another_ Mafia boss named Marcelo "Nacho" Matos. No I'm not joking. They straight up named him Nacho. And ofc, she "falls" for HIM as well, so this is all toxic as hell. And THEN she gets shot by Massimo when he tries to save her, and he has to choose between her and the baby, blah blah blah.
    The NEXT book, Massimo has an evil twin who's British, Laura miscarries and needs a heart transplant, which Nacho gets for her, Massimo kills Laura's dog (which she named Prada after the DESIGNER BAG LINE) and kidnaps her _again_ to re impregnate her, it's fucking insane, somebody help me, God has left us, why are we all here......
    The trilogy ends with Laura running away from Massimo only to go to Nacho (because THAT'S healthy) and getting pregnant with his baby instead of Massimo's. Like the author realized how terrible Massimo was halfway through writing the trilogy and switched to Nacho. Or she just got high off of coke. Probably both if we're being honest.

    • @sboyd8312
      @sboyd8312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2164

      i-this can’t be real

    • @hoggsrod7864
      @hoggsrod7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1843

      I don't know if i want to cry or laugh, like it's so horrible to the point it's kinda comedic

    • @aelvenus
      @aelvenus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

      I LOST IT AT ‘HE HAS A BRITISH TWIN’ NO WHAT’S GOING ONNN

    • @who1285
      @who1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

      This comment made me laugh so much omg 100/10 comedy! Thank you so much, I wish you summarized all bad stories/wattpad books 😂

    • @ttrshdh
      @ttrshdh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

      how can an italian man have a british twin?? 😭😭😭😭

  • @eccentrikdroomz2946
    @eccentrikdroomz2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2901

    It went from edward cullen to christain grey to massimo whatever-

    • @serenity2010sh
      @serenity2010sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Just when we thofht it was truly over.

    • @confused3523
      @confused3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Imagine it being so bad even hisoka is disturbed

    • @thehamsterarmy2380
      @thehamsterarmy2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@confused3523 Hisoka who is a true mixture of Sadist and masochist would call them monsters

    • @lmca7342
      @lmca7342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      So basically from creepy to abusive to criminal... Great 😀

    • @soundskindagay2709
      @soundskindagay2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      From Bella to Anna to Laura
      Oh wait their all dumb-

  • @maybelater2160
    @maybelater2160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    Film is bad, book is worst and author dosn't even relize what consent is. I wathed interview with her in polish and she dead ass refer to literal ra*e in, her own book, as routh sex. Im so sorry my country brought such a monstrosity into this world.

    • @gabbyabbott4965
      @gabbyabbott4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      It’s fine. Our country has brought worse into this world. (Onision’s creepy books, After, Fifty Shades of Grey, etc.)

    • @imshook.y9642
      @imshook.y9642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably the author is a prosoutite

    • @ALBUMOF2008
      @ALBUMOF2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Yeh I feel sick that film producers picked this up... just shows how backwards society has become. They’ll claim this is sexual liberation but it’s just violent misogyny. I hate it.

    • @-a7181
      @-a7181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@gabbyabbott4965 After is much better than this tbh, even tho still unreadable and unwatchable and Fifty Shades at least had consent, a fucking contract🙄

    • @nadia-sr8bs
      @nadia-sr8bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      - A Deadass. This book makes Fifty Shades Of Gray look like a DECENT book, not a masterpiece but at least watchable I guess. This movie got me gagging every second.

  • @soniasoumiayassa5454
    @soniasoumiayassa5454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3135

    Who defuq sees a girl dancing on an island out of nowhere than searches for her for 5 years?????? What if she's racist??? married??? lesbian? asexual? Or escaped the asylum? There's literally no background story... Atleast wattpad has those.

    • @mvvx313
      @mvvx313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

    • @kanwalkoul5859
      @kanwalkoul5859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      Lets do it let’s make a story where girl kidnapped is lesbian and has recently came out of the asylum and all the while the guy thinks he has the upper hand the girl is like 4 step ahead and is manupulating him for her benefit

    • @rissatucker4482
      @rissatucker4482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@kanwalkoul5859 yeah : )

    • @harpreetjandu6146
      @harpreetjandu6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don’t think she was actually there. I think he saw her as a vision.

    • @abigailshg
      @abigailshg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Harpreet Jandu still, why search for her for years if you dont even know she is even alive lmao

  • @shookyshani236
    @shookyshani236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25835

    this movie is literally every wattpad story but with a higher budget

    • @wthrae750
      @wthrae750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      Thats exactly what i said when i finished it .

    • @syanderson83
      @syanderson83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      What's a wattpad??

    • @laurettagregorygeorge6447
      @laurettagregorygeorge6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      So true

    • @vrrrr277
      @vrrrr277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Except the entire budget was one the castle. Nothing was spent on anything else. Zero dollars

    • @Lladyk95
      @Lladyk95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      Deadass lmfao but I’ve read a couple of stories that are actually good, with a good plot, lovable characters and development. The rest are just cringy af

  • @hridita1609
    @hridita1609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4304

    "Massimo makes Christian Grey look like a Disney Prince." - Alex Meyers
    edit: omg thank you for 2k likes looks like there r quite alot of alex meyers fans here

    • @mel.28
      @mel.28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yasss love it 😂

    • @Cherrymilktea
      @Cherrymilktea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yas. I love that part 😂

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Another Alex Meyers fan gotta be my favorite quote from him

    • @Cherrymilktea
      @Cherrymilktea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@adeleaslan8182 same

    • @estheroyoo7093
      @estheroyoo7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I love Alex Meyers...his sarcasm does it for me

  • @greentea8178
    @greentea8178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7897

    Massimo makes Christian Grey look like a good, caring boyfriend.

    • @myownsavior281
      @myownsavior281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It’s Sofi Chan :v ffffuuuuck. I would have enjoyed it. Like imagine Massimo with a hint of an accent but... Able to actually act... Like yes.

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      Green Tea
      Not really. They’re very similar, only Christian leans more on gaslighting and emotional manipulation, whereas Massimo relies more on brute force. They’re both monsters, Christian just hides it a bit better.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      He said looked better; not that he is better.

    • @christina4012
      @christina4012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And that's scary when you think about...

    • @gaiamonselise5960
      @gaiamonselise5960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True😂

  • @hellokittied
    @hellokittied 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2629

    *kennie:* “i’ve never seen a fade to black like that in a movie before, usually that’s the type of thing i expect when u expect there to be a commerc-“
    *ad plays*
    _well played, kennie, well played._

    • @mochimochi6357
      @mochimochi6357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      lmaoo that part made me laugh

    • @yasmineabdullahi3394
      @yasmineabdullahi3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I choked⚰️

    • @CocoGotSnacks
      @CocoGotSnacks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I thought I was trippin lol

    • @mikmak5954
      @mikmak5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I burst out laughing lmao

    • @Monie71793
      @Monie71793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just angry. I hate YT’s stupid ads. :/

  • @sydnickiB
    @sydnickiB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2517

    “I’m not gonna touch you without permission,” he says as he is touching her without permission

    • @vaanyakaushal6206
      @vaanyakaushal6206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      That scene made me laugh so hard like my dude ur hand is literally on her tit 💀✋

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      YOU HAVE A HAND UPON A BOOBIE SIR

    • @candyskull7625
      @candyskull7625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@abbywolffe4114 I JUST CHOKED ON MY FOOD LMFAO

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@candyskull7625 thanks I try

  • @maya-jg7wt
    @maya-jg7wt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1672

    This movie isn't the director's sexual fantasy. No, no and no. It's the author's sexual fantasy. Because the woman legit has her face and her husband's face on the covers of the book. I can't--💀

    • @RysiaSarad2023
      @RysiaSarad2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Yeah, it's even worse. In one interview the author admitted that the plot from the original book was heavily inspired by her and her relatives and friends experience.

    • @Amanda-eh8zf
      @Amanda-eh8zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@RysiaSarad2023 Yikes... 😬

    • @swatisaini6447
      @swatisaini6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@RysiaSarad2023 what?😳

    • @goldenfeatheryglow999
      @goldenfeatheryglow999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      WAITTT
      This is ACTUALLY LOW-KEY, HIGH-KEY a book which has been printed out with a cover and shi????????!!!!!!
      I JUST KNOW YOU FUCKING LYIN‼

    • @sallylee8422
      @sallylee8422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Based on a true story.......wow the world is a dark place

  • @bee_outside
    @bee_outside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    My only question is HOW did he have giant, accurate, portraits of this woman all over his lair when he said he'd been searching for her for years?????

    • @destinycastella
      @destinycastella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      fucking facts! like i thought you had nvr seen in her person and yet you have a spot on portrait of her???

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Man must be hiding a usb to upload his memories or some ish, add a filter, print it out.

    • @TotosTales
      @TotosTales 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      whirlygirly maybe he hired a police sketch artist and then got another artist to paint a portrait based on the sketch?

    • @olga8080
      @olga8080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bcs he saw her in his vision/dream when he was dying, like he said... ANGEL

    • @bee_outside
      @bee_outside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@olga8080 I think I missed that part hahahaha 😭

  • @ALBUMOF2008
    @ALBUMOF2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4214

    She’s like “you saved me” after he pushed her off a boat

    • @dumbgirl420k.5
      @dumbgirl420k.5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      No sis he didn’t save you he’s BIPOLAR

    • @kookieswithtae._.8141
      @kookieswithtae._.8141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      the way she fell tho, i’m sorry i was cackling-

    • @Sasha-gl4ip
      @Sasha-gl4ip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      fr i was like girl if u don't beat his ass she over here giving him 🎂

    • @BelleLeilaNoir
      @BelleLeilaNoir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao someone else said what i thought. I was over it

    • @raquelk26
      @raquelk26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      KookiesWithTae ._. Yes lmfao and her scream 😂

  • @avacodosoob257
    @avacodosoob257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    This is if every Wattpad author sat down in a room and said “throw all your ideas out there we’re taking everything”

    • @BooksToAshes
      @BooksToAshes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I write on Wattpad, I swear not all the people who write there are bad lmao mostly the fanfictions written by girls 15 or younger are the ones I steer away from. I'm in my 20's in a healthy relationship so it's easy to steer away from that, and I write on there for fun, but I probably should pick a better platform haha.

    • @thedarkphoenix1640
      @thedarkphoenix1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      WaresTheWolf Girl have you read most of the romances on there!? 90% of them are trash even the ones written by married women!!!!

    • @avacodosoob257
      @avacodosoob257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WaresTheWolf dude it’s cool I’m on wattpad too it’s just a joke

    • @mangomochi389
      @mangomochi389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      TheDarkPhoenix16 there are actually good stories on there but the algorithm of the platform always put the bad ones on the top/recommendation

    • @turtlepetal
      @turtlepetal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mangomochi389 exactly which is why it takes me a while to really search for the good stuff.

  • @UnicornBeeches
    @UnicornBeeches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    He says he won't touch her and yet he is forever touching her.

  • @murdoc705
    @murdoc705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3092

    [Tw talking sexual harassment ]
    Why is not one talking about the fact that after laura almost got raped he blamed it on her dancing and dress. It a club u dance and clothes are not a consent for rape
    EDIT: Yall stop blaming Laura for doing what what youre supposed to do in a club. DANCEE! AND THANKS TO THOSE WITH BASIC HUMAN DECENCY

    • @toddchairsitman611
      @toddchairsitman611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Wtf, this is so messed up

    • @shifa444
      @shifa444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      T H I S

    • @han_j3797
      @han_j3797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Very few people don't realise how toxic that movie is, i have friends who are like *OML MASSIMO IS SO HOT* ,like grow up girls😐😤

    • @kinderjoys22
      @kinderjoys22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yesssss

    • @ydidiyaamare2005
      @ydidiyaamare2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Technically it was her fault because Massimo I told her to stay at the bar but she didn’t listen. She wanted to “disobey” him to make him want her more.

  • @chiccaluminosa
    @chiccaluminosa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    Tbh the only part of the movie where i was like "oh yeah THAT'S realistic" is when the italian police officers say hi to a well known boss of a criminal organization and go away like they saw nothing LMAO
    And i say that as a italian 💀💀

    • @mariazapata1606
      @mariazapata1606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      That kinda sad

    • @mvvx313
      @mvvx313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Yh the government is lead by the mafia here in Italy and tbh that’s sad

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Not just there even here in Africa some high figures like druglords, corrupt individuals run the country so even reporting them to the police is a joke they police may even arrest you for disturbing them

    • @user-pg9hq1hn4f
      @user-pg9hq1hn4f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Tbh all government systems are corrupt in some way but wow that’s crazy

    • @sirena11
      @sirena11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jajajajajaja

  • @coffeebean4356
    @coffeebean4356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    Can't tell me that her standing over a dying man isn't Ariel vibes.

    • @annaluisa3933
      @annaluisa3933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      The whole movie has fucked up Disney vibes. The beauty and the beast correlations (a year to fall in love, dressing up for that first dinner etc)?

    • @SG-re1xd
      @SG-re1xd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@annaluisa3933 OMG UR SO RIGHT I didn't even realize HAHAHA skskkdjksksskjj

    • @somedaysoon9551
      @somedaysoon9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was just thinking this😂😂😂

    • @0o0_27
      @0o0_27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Annie Lynx lol I thought I was the only one to see that😂😂

    • @jackiearnolds
      @jackiearnolds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg I was looking for this comment, I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought that lmao

  • @YK_1975
    @YK_1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    I don't really understand why they portrayed Laura as this strong and independent business woman and then basically threw it out of the window? Did they try to tell us that no matter how successful and independent you are it won't matter when you'll meet a man? Because that's what apparently woman will ever need? A strong alfa-male who'll be controlling every aspect of her life? So you can forget about career and self-development and serve happily as a toy?

    • @akramtorabzadeh2254
      @akramtorabzadeh2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      buddy, this movie's based on a book written by a karen- looking woman who believes all girls and ladies secretly have rape fantasies and wanna be raped and also thinks a woman should not work and should be lavished with gifts and money and despite all that calls herself a feminist. I don't think we should expect a healthy portrayal of women in this movie.

    • @Baer99Z
      @Baer99Z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Idk why but this made me think "alfalfa male" and I died laughing

  • @lia8602
    @lia8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    *FUN FACT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR*
    The author herself in interviews says only 15% of the book is fiction... the rest is based on her and her friends experiences... yeah ew wtf

    • @deinemutter3250
      @deinemutter3250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      I wanna know which part is fiction

    • @mica8701
      @mica8701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      thats so genunely worrying omg

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Not enough questions to get the answers we truly need with this insanity.

    • @lia8602
      @lia8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@mica8701 honestly when I heard that in the interview when I tell you I felt sick I mean it

    • @wtfbilly143
      @wtfbilly143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Uh...are her friends ok??

  • @crystalrue5356
    @crystalrue5356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    I don't understand why people find these sort of movies sexy when actually it's just unexpected comedy.

    • @kenro27
      @kenro27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right😂😂😂

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @rmsfavoritelilcrab4006
      @rmsfavoritelilcrab4006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I honestly laughed way too much because it was so uncomfortable watching it.

    • @thasthar
      @thasthar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trueeeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theodoranevessimoes9756
    @theodoranevessimoes9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    We now have a whole movie genre based in the following: "What if a man with stone abs and great jawline was violent with a woman and we made it seem hot? Lol jk... Unless...?"

    • @cristenkray5192
      @cristenkray5192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That is EXACTLY how their PR meeting went

  • @hil619
    @hil619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    I feel like whoever made this movie was just reeeeally into edits. They didn't want a movie they just wanted a bunch of cool looking scenes with attractive people in dark intimate situations and dope music in the background. No story no commonsense no correlation. Just a "cool" 1 1/2 h long edit.

    • @juniperlee6642
      @juniperlee6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank you!!!! This is so accurate!

    • @thepovdweller
      @thepovdweller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Especially the fucking sex scenes. How can they teleport on the yacht. It was so boring

    • @Sweethearts4969
      @Sweethearts4969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that’s exactly what’s happening! 😅🤣

    • @jhnnybear7573
      @jhnnybear7573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      had to be made by a wattpad book writer. the only explanation

    • @niabekrazy
      @niabekrazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Every scene felt like a music video

  • @Lavilover1019
    @Lavilover1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3380

    Kennie simultaneously roasting the character while thirsting after the actor is probably the most entertaining thing I've watched in a while

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What was that quote from Squidward?
      “Don’t be intimidated. Just picture him in his underwear. OH NO, HE’S HOT!!!!”

  • @chl0ryphyll365
    @chl0ryphyll365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    this sounds like a twisted and overly sexual beauty and the beast.

    • @Olivia-jw5sd
      @Olivia-jw5sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I was thinking that too!! I've never liked Beauty and the Beast and I think her description of the brat character helped me realize why.

    • @cocoasmooth8382
      @cocoasmooth8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! I was thinking the same thing

    • @studywithpraise9584
      @studywithpraise9584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤕

    • @fairieprincessflutterspark1330
      @fairieprincessflutterspark1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's the vibe I got as the video kept going. It makes me sad because I REALLY like Beauty and the Beast.

    • @DahliaLegacy
      @DahliaLegacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's a bit like that only Belle wasn't an idiot and understood the fine balance she needed to do so that she survives. The original story is more of a moral one of women should accept the men their fathers pick for them, even if they are beasty. The time it was written isn't often taken into account. (The original story, not the Disney one.)

  • @bethanybrookes666
    @bethanybrookes666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    The most shocking part about this movie is that the girl (Laura?) didn’t get whiplash from the force at which Masimo grabs her neck

  • @MalikaBurievaAtabeg
    @MalikaBurievaAtabeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3180

    what seriously confused me was when he said “i want you to teach me how to be gentle” but there’s not a single scene in the entire movie of her teaching him how to be gentle??

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      They really tried to give off Beauty and the Beast vibes and it didn't work

    • @apple5171
      @apple5171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️mannn i can NOT!!!!

    • @vianjelos
      @vianjelos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Shouldnt his mom have taught him that? Hes a grown man not a child...

    • @justshutupnooneasked_9044
      @justshutupnooneasked_9044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      First she doesn’t need to teach him at all his mom should have taught him how to be gentle she isn’t his mother you can’t raise a man.

    • @justshutupnooneasked_9044
      @justshutupnooneasked_9044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      vianjelos that’s what I thought you can’t raise a man his mother should have taught him that...

  • @klikowitch
    @klikowitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    as a polish person who's seen the movie :
    1) we don't claim her
    and
    2) this is embarassing

    • @lia8602
      @lia8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ~ my thoughts during this entire video

    • @14omoon
      @14omoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @z.u.2943
      @z.u.2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessss

    • @wetwater3956
      @wetwater3956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is your name polish it's beautiful 😀

    • @jordynalexander4153
      @jordynalexander4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SBTTS

  • @bug9663
    @bug9663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5134

    Creepy rich guy: aRe yoU LoST bAbYGiRl
    Everyone: **vomits violently** HURRLGFGGGGRHH

    • @gwendalynnwatkins1296
      @gwendalynnwatkins1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I feel like even if I was there in person, I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from gagging
      "Are you lost babygirl?"
      "Hurgh, yeah, sorry, ugh, yeah, I'm lost"

    • @rahnelangley8802
      @rahnelangley8802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol creepy rich hot guy can have me anyday

    • @aah-nanana7341
      @aah-nanana7341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@rahnelangley8802 self respect who? Who's she we don't know her

    • @leyetelleblue6696
      @leyetelleblue6696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I had to pause it and rethink my life

    • @honeycoves7831
      @honeycoves7831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aahna kulkarni theres no self respect for a man that looks like that

  • @tatamitani
    @tatamitani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    So. I decided to watch this movie with my boyfriend before all of the commentaries on TH-cam came out. We thought this would round up our romantic evening.... well. MY BOYFRIEND didn’t want to watch this movie after the r•pe scene one the plane and the violence after Massimo kidnapped her, asking me if this is normal hahahahaha
    I am so proud of my boyfriends sense against violence against women.

    • @salviarifdah2730
      @salviarifdah2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Thank goodness he is a good man. You should keep him. And sorry that your evening was ruined by this 😂😂😂😂

    • @__L__837
      @__L__837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Wtf there was a rape scene?? How tf does this movie make Christian Grey look normal

    • @Mina-hy4lo
      @Mina-hy4lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@salviarifdah2730 We support a man with morals who will treat women not like an object, but as an individual in this household

    • @tatamitani
      @tatamitani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Salvia Rifdah it was, he was such in a bad mood. Still baffled about how he became angry
      „You can’t tell me women like this, come on! This is rape“ were he’s words ❤️ love him

    • @bodyody1365
      @bodyody1365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@tatamitani that's so sweet!!
      we need more people like you guys in this world ❤️

  • @anaaxlauraaa
    @anaaxlauraaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2512

    this movie was so trash lmaooo. even some wattpad books are better than this.

    • @Selyx66
      @Selyx66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      ironically this movie is based on a polish wattpad book lmaooo

    • @godiraonasetlhabi7992
      @godiraonasetlhabi7992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Selyx66 This explains a lot.lmao!😂

    • @mervs2631
      @mervs2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Selyx66 Actually it is based on an actual book, not a wattpad book, which... makes it even sadder lmfao

    • @mervs2631
      @mervs2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the book sucked

    • @lordshrimpramen5589
      @lordshrimpramen5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Even weird ass fanfics on wattpad are better then this.

  • @fictionallykate
    @fictionallykate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    this whole film is just basically a high-budgeted porno...

    • @Jam-yx1pr
      @Jam-yx1pr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      And honestly, i'd rather just watch porn than sit through this traumatic movie 😅

    • @onyx081
      @onyx081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Speaking of which, I'm going to see if they have the sex scene highlights on pornhub instead of sitting through this movie

    • @tenzin__lh
      @tenzin__lh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      onyx081 wait I didn’t watch this movie and I don’t think I will but all my friends basically say the same- do they actually in real life do it.. or whut

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes it is

    • @panonymousbloom5405
      @panonymousbloom5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      to be fair, it was intended to be said by the author herself.
      ... too bad she still stans for it lmao

  • @saaaniiiyaaah3670
    @saaaniiiyaaah3670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    Massimo: aRe yOu LoSt bAbYGiRl?
    Me: *sHUT THE FU-*

    • @melissaperales8001
      @melissaperales8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Saniyah R
      You don’t know how hard I cringed 🤢

    • @kimjiwonie3621
      @kimjiwonie3621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mood

    • @actuallytaz8193
      @actuallytaz8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I laughed so hard at this

    • @saaaniiiyaaah3670
      @saaaniiiyaaah3670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@melissaperales8001 trusttttt me, everytime he said it i wanted to pop my own eardrums🤦‍♀️

    • @genia662
      @genia662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I cringed so hard at that part lmaooo, such a typical wattpad line 💀💀

  • @jjwsvtk9987
    @jjwsvtk9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    movie 2: *52 weeks*
    movie 3: *12 months*

    • @ChidubemEgwim
      @ChidubemEgwim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      movie 4: 1 year
      movie 5: 1/10th of a decade

    • @teenageangstbullshit9523
      @teenageangstbullshit9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @TheMistLink 🎶 FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES, FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND MOMENTS SO DEAR, FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES, HOW DO YOU MEASURE, MEASURE A YEAARRRRR? 🎶
      (Pls tell me that someone got the reference 😂😅)

    • @Monochrome_11
      @Monochrome_11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Seasons of Love, right?

    • @teenageangstbullshit9523
      @teenageangstbullshit9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Monochrome_11 Yup! I love Rent!

    • @thehamsterarmy2380
      @thehamsterarmy2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @TheMistLink 4 Seasons sounds pretty good

  • @lackofcreativity9883
    @lackofcreativity9883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    "As long as he doesn't force you to actually have sex with him, it doesn't count as sexual assault"
    That's what I'm picking up from this movie, for real. And I hate how people with resources and important positions use that privilege to tell hot garbage stories that degrade woman, misinform men and promote an unrealistic idea of kidnapping, sexual assault and what it means to be in a relationship.

    • @connor3058
      @connor3058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its like one episode of sunny in philadelphia were dennis says to Mac to take a girl in the middle of nowhere its the eassiest way to have sex for the "implications". Hes not gonna rape her but for the implications she's most likely to say yes

    • @stacyclaudia5458
      @stacyclaudia5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment needs more likes

  • @k0walala51
    @k0walala51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2370

    This movie sucks like I've read better mafia au wattpad stories made by 12 years olds...

    • @boogiebear3095
      @boogiebear3095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      😂

    • @mysticasmr420
      @mysticasmr420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      The mafia and his angel was the best on wattpad

    • @diodio0202
      @diodio0202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thats so true

    • @allared9008
      @allared9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly!

    • @Loui3626
      @Loui3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This... this is true 😔

  • @user-ud2on4hb1g
    @user-ud2on4hb1g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    When i hear him say “Are you lost babygirl?” I don’t gag, I make more of a post- eating -a -lemon face.

    • @Swordsman1425
      @Swordsman1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When he says that I want to see him slapped or punched in the face. Or shanked. Or have a sniper finish him off properly unlike whoever that first assassin at the beginning of the movie was. Man the description of this movie that Netflix had (This is the #1 movie on that platform in the USA as of 6/14/20!) turned me off and I'm glad I didn't give this a shot.

    • @LLCoolJ_25
      @LLCoolJ_25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally died when he said that😭😭😭

  • @Zaurkax14
    @Zaurkax14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    As a polish person I want to say that we are sorry and we are not claiming that movie.

    • @kalinjones3626
      @kalinjones3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You don’t need to be sorry the author should

    • @davidsumner7604
      @davidsumner7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This must be one of the worst things that ever happened to Poland.
      {Reads Polish history}
      Eh, nevermind.

    • @leticiagomez4183
      @leticiagomez4183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don’t have to be sorry it’s not your fault, and yeah that movie is really messed up i don’t get how my step mom liked it bruh

  • @laurynh.603
    @laurynh.603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    ok honestly the plot was trash but NO ONE was watching for the plot i can guarantee that

    • @SchemeThatToddSetUp
      @SchemeThatToddSetUp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      🙋🏽‍♀️ I wasn't

    • @ravenpurple1527
      @ravenpurple1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Facts!!

    • @welechelendoje8157
      @welechelendoje8157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sis!! 😂🤣😂

    • @Maya-pd9uh
      @Maya-pd9uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      people were watching for michele morrone and michele morrone ONLY

    • @lallibeh560
      @lallibeh560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Sis if that FINE specimen of a man wasn‘t in there this sh*t (no offense to ppl who like it) wouldn‘t have even seen the light of day (or been on netflix) 🙈😂 i tried watching for him but ended up skipping through the whole thing

  • @zohasyed4905
    @zohasyed4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    "aRE yOu LoSt bAbY gOrL"
    me: PROJECTILE VOMITS

    • @TravelersGarden_dgdr
      @TravelersGarden_dgdr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol

    • @lils9335
      @lils9335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He made me gag ✨💅🌸 and not in the good way 💅🌸❤️✨

    • @lizett6590
      @lizett6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Omg same!! He also used that line waaaay too many times. The first time was already cringey enough, I did NOT have to hear it more times. Thank you, next.

    • @lulalaxxxx5620
      @lulalaxxxx5620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I cringe so fckin much when he said that like wth

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I honestly think if those words were said by Idris Elba or Henry Cavill the reaction would have been very different, but someone like Michele saying it was just not clicking as sexy but rather a rapey creep thats always waiting for you go get drunk so he can take you home

  • @bagels1485
    @bagels1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    "aRe YoU LoSt BaByGiRL"
    *cringes and crawls back to mother's womb

  • @ghosty8193
    @ghosty8193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Fun fact! The majority of the music was made by the guy who played Massimo. He literally auditioned for this movie to promote his music.

  • @spikethecreator.4798
    @spikethecreator.4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    One of the best “Flirting with another guy to make him jealous” scenes I’ve ever seen came from a book (an older one, before Wattpad) where the girl is established to be rich and flirty and she’s trying to get a reaction out of a much more reserved dude. Instead of punching the guy, the dude is actually upset and leaves the party, making the girl have to realise it’s not alright to play with a person’s (female or male) feelings. I loved it because IT DIDN’T END WITH A FIGHT SCENE!

    • @luvinniall1392
      @luvinniall1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      What's the book my guy...?

    • @user-sp5ck4fs1n
      @user-sp5ck4fs1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Spike The creator. Nice.

    • @mimi-zu3sy
      @mimi-zu3sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What’s the book called?

    • @spikethecreator.4798
      @spikethecreator.4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      queen_ m It’s called devils cub, it’s actually kinda old and some of the stuff hasn’t aged well, but at least it’s better then twilight

    • @ST4rG1rL.
      @ST4rG1rL. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I also saw the sale thing multiple times in Wattpad stories and I just LOVE this trope 🥺

  • @nene8431
    @nene8431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4432

    And let’s talk about how she got so many chances to escape, but she kept coming back to him....

    • @amirarochester7112
      @amirarochester7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      She low key wanted him it wasn't even Stockholm syndrome

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      But in the third book she will eventually realize Massimo is nuts and a lair and she will indeed escape

    • @ambikav4413
      @ambikav4413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Loraine Kat
      YES QUEEN I HOPE SHE TAKES THE BABY WITH HER AND SHE RUNS AWAY PLEASE

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@ambikav4413 the baby was a premature and will have to be aborted , she will still have another baby with Nacho

    • @shumishu6019
      @shumishu6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Loraine Kat lmao who tf is nacho

  • @hellokittied
    @hellokittied 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    *in the beginning, the dad got shot right after saying something sexist, so when i tell you i CACKLED*

    • @showandteeelllll8773
      @showandteeelllll8773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can't with these comments 😂😂💀

    • @nadd1241
      @nadd1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’ve been laughing for a minute straight

    • @richietozier5432
      @richietozier5432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😂😂😂

    • @SA-nt9kl
      @SA-nt9kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😭

  • @Yukinoomoni
    @Yukinoomoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I can proudly say, as a fanfic writer of 20+ years, that I have never written a story with this trope, or any similar trope to this. Makes me proud.

    • @Yukinoomoni
      @Yukinoomoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And no, I never use Wattpad. Any stories with my name on them are stolen without my permission. I started with ff.net, then jumped ship to AO3 forever. Fuuuuuuck Wattpad.

    • @Yukinoomoni
      @Yukinoomoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@danielasilva8765 Ao3 RULES

    • @Yukinoomoni
      @Yukinoomoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cheryl Hutton I'm Omoni ;3

    • @EdgePatrol
      @EdgePatrol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @lia8602
    @lia8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    AS A POLE I'M GOING TO JUST SAY: *WE DON'T CLAIM THIS GARBAGE*

    • @bluej305
      @bluej305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      BURN IT !!!!!
      btw
      Hejka :D

    • @Ja-ji6hx
      @Ja-ji6hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That's true we're ashamed

    • @isthatachicken
      @isthatachicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      I briefly thought you meant a literal pole like...stripper pole. I know, I'm sorry 😭😭

    • @sofiabovelli3285
      @sofiabovelli3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      AS AN ITALIAN: WE NEITHER

    • @queenofthenight3518
      @queenofthenight3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Glad you said that 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @paulinabartosiewicz8047
    @paulinabartosiewicz8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

    Poland is not proud of this movie, we hate it and we apologize 😖

    • @agnieszkapechan7333
      @agnieszkapechan7333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      movie,books,the same shit ,;)

    • @Kira-jz5cz
      @Kira-jz5cz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Paulina Bartosiewicz not y’all fault babe

    • @paulajurczak3542
      @paulajurczak3542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Right?only polish thing to trend and this is it...I swear to god🤣over 90% of our population is catholic 🤣HOW DID THIS SLIDE?🤣

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      El james was better

    • @hiimbored1049
      @hiimbored1049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laureenambani8739 and thats saying something 💀

  • @anthonypc1
    @anthonypc1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    I think this genre on Netflix is called soft core porn,
    or hard core misogyny.

    • @stacyclaudia5458
      @stacyclaudia5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i hear nothing but facts

    • @niceclaup1
      @niceclaup1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel like we should take Netflix to task for this

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Couldn't describe it any better

  • @lamxlas7858
    @lamxlas7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    my theory is that the heart condition was just a device they needed so they wouldn't have to keep drugging her. instead, her heart gives out whenever they need to forcefully place her somewhere hence why it's only mentioned and used in the beginning of the film

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That makes sense. Plus the permanent drugging would have IMMEDIATELY taken veiwers out of the fantasy into the disgusting reality of the film. "Yo she drugged 24/7 this aint right...but he can tie her up and assualt her all the time tho"

    • @lamxlas7858
      @lamxlas7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@pixiestxNyomouf haha yepp bc drugging is where we draw the line but sexual assault by a tall italian man is sexyyyy

  • @anemoemu3083
    @anemoemu3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    This movie was a “kidnapped by the mafia” Wattpad story

    • @tirza1752
      @tirza1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @evaeilea
      @evaeilea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly my thought, it has to be !

    • @pikabooo
      @pikabooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kidnapped my a mafia-Kim taehyung FF 😭😭😭

    • @pikabooo
      @pikabooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      By*

    • @thedarkphoenix1640
      @thedarkphoenix1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG YASSSSS

  • @user-ud2on4hb1g
    @user-ud2on4hb1g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    “Are you lost baby girl?” Has the same energy as “you shouldn’t do that.”

    • @trish2528
      @trish2528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "You lost baby girl?" Has the same energy as "Laters Baby" and "I'm 50 shades of f**d up" 😂😂😂

    • @merissacooper6539
      @merissacooper6539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As soon as I saw this... I instantly thought of creepypasta Ben. “You shouldn’t have done that...”

  • @angryburrito216
    @angryburrito216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    Her wig is like "I'd like to speak to the manager"

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      She looks like the European babymomma at Wallmart

    • @SereVie
      @SereVie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh no they made her into a Karen the horror

    • @apple5171
      @apple5171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was the 365th like

    • @becylopez1050
      @becylopez1050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Loraine Kat LMFAOO STOPP💀😭😭😭

  • @elifg.714
    @elifg.714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    How to fix 365 Days:
    ○ Get rid of the ridiculous obsession.
    ○ Massimo is an ex-mafia boss trying to make up for his and his father's past mistakes by becoming a mole.
    ○ The girl (I forgot her name and idc) is kidnapped along with other girls to be sold as prostitudes by another mafia.
    ○ Massimo can't rescue them all to not blow his cover, so he "buys" her because he recognizes her from the beach.
    ○ He keeps her safe in his mantion while he makes plans to rescue the other girls.
    ○ The girl misreads the documents in his office and tries to turn him in, which makes him freak out bc he can get away with things the police cannot, like kicking the pedo's ass in the basement who knows where the girls are and who bought them.
    ○ Girl decides to help him, maybe her parents were killed by the mafia?
    ○ Plot twist: it was Massimo's father that killed them
    ○ *He doesn't force himself on her.*
    ○ Sorry not sorry for not including səx scenes bc *a healthy relationship doesn't revolve around səx*
    You complete the rest!

    • @cocoa8245
      @cocoa8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      This is better writing than these popular movies.

    • @fromasgardwithlove2257
      @fromasgardwithlove2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      This is genuinely a fantastic idea. I would so ship their dynamic in a storyline like that

    • @lostsomewhere3763
      @lostsomewhere3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Wait- you actually fixed it! Now I want to watch that movie!.. :o

    • @yikushieda
      @yikushieda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      yoooo nice plot!!!

    • @lynettemorales-davis6444
      @lynettemorales-davis6444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I support this

  • @ce1estialz
    @ce1estialz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    SPOILER:
    she gets kidnapped by the rival gang and experiences Stockholm Syndrome AGAIN with the other guy, Laura has ISSUES.

    • @_k_n_
      @_k_n_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Lmao excuse me WHAT??

    • @lar.8168
      @lar.8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      And Massimo kills her dog and sends it to her in a box.

    • @ralitsaurukova1106
      @ralitsaurukova1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@lar.8168 WTAF, is this telenovella gone wrong hahah 😂😂😂

    • @lar.8168
      @lar.8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ralitsaurukova1106 Ikr lol

    • @보모
      @보모 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Jyoti Mall the author put herself in the movie and was ribbon’ all up on dude in making... it’s a dumpster fire parade

  • @ilariap326
    @ilariap326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    If the dude looked like a "realistic" italian mobster this would've been an horror movie, but just because he's hot then it's okay... like???

    • @lulalaxxxx5620
      @lulalaxxxx5620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ikr I don't know how mobsters look like but definitely mobsters in reality wouldn't look like that

    • @artschoolgirlie9345
      @artschoolgirlie9345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It proves Danny DeVito effect: if you can't change the hot male lead to Danny DeVito and still think it's a good romance, then you have done wrong 🤷‍♀️

    • @boop99
      @boop99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's not even hot but you're right

    • @ilariap326
      @ilariap326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lulalaxxxx5620 just white old men mostly😂

    • @banzaaiiiii
      @banzaaiiiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If girls wanna have an idea of how they look, they should watch gomorrah

  • @user-oq2eh1fo2s
    @user-oq2eh1fo2s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Fifty Shades of Grey has become a whole movie genre...

    • @sharleenkmar2237
      @sharleenkmar2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This movie makes fifty shades look like romeo and juliette

    • @user-oq2eh1fo2s
      @user-oq2eh1fo2s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It makes fifty shades look like to all the boys I’ve loved before

    • @Rafa-hm9kf
      @Rafa-hm9kf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It makes fifty shades of grey look like peppa pig

    • @Mvvll555
      @Mvvll555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It makes Fifty Shades of Grey look like Teletubbies

    • @autumn0378
      @autumn0378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It makes fifty shades of grey look like Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

  • @876zara
    @876zara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    lol so a man approached me at my job and he was trying to flirt with me and he told me to watch this movie because this is how he feels about me... I'm actually terrified

    • @MsAshleighIfYaNasty
      @MsAshleighIfYaNasty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😳

    • @876zara
      @876zara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Princess Marshella Horman no he was actually a customer and I was bringing him his order

    • @carolinpurayidom4570
      @carolinpurayidom4570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Girl get a restraining order on him

    • @Catdogcatdog1212
      @Catdogcatdog1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Girl run away😭😭😭😭😭

    • @carolinpurayidom4570
      @carolinpurayidom4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Girl call the cops on.him or file a restraining order

  • @clarapilier
    @clarapilier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

    This movie sucks on so many levels. Lord, Everything is wrong, everything.

    • @lunchablecheese5931
      @lunchablecheese5931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Black Velvet JEEHEUHEHHHEHHE i- 😂
      (also I’m a reveluv and blink too, which by ur username I’m assuming you are, that or you’re just really edgy and that’s cool too😂)

    • @sleepygirl96
      @sleepygirl96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ... But his abs tho

    • @janinepillay5554
      @janinepillay5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree except his Abs and tats. They were right..... so right

    • @mysticangel192
      @mysticangel192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well not everything🙃

    • @alondramartin6373
      @alondramartin6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t understand how many times I want to like this comment

  • @zafirahs.4245
    @zafirahs.4245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    She’s only been there for two months and yet she says that she loves him, It’s Stockholm syndrome love. Her best friend and her child were the best characters, hands down.

    • @Luna.311
      @Luna.311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      She went a full 180. And they never explain why

    • @MsMarmima
      @MsMarmima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stockholm syndrome doesn't exist a psychologist made it up to explain the why the hostages didn't trust him (even though he proved to have no regard for their lives). This is simply really bad writing lol.

    • @lunacouer
      @lunacouer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@MsMarmima It's a real thing under a different name..."trauma bonding".

    • @michellebelizaire
      @michellebelizaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don’t even think it’s Stockholm cause all he did was physically abuse her and all of a sudden she’s into it? Why? What changed? Only because he didn’t let her die from HIS boat while she was arguing with HIM? That’s just bad writing. Also why do we have the scene with the dildo at the beginning? Ughh🚮

    • @thepovdweller
      @thepovdweller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michellebelizaire for real, he deadass said that he wouldn't have sex with her until she doesn't want but he binds her, watches her privates. Plus sis is annoying af, one time she is a brat the next she is submissive af. Also he saves her from drowning and just for that she loves him and has sex with him??? Bitch i hate you for that. This movie was rushed to me, like you don't even have the time to watch the story flourish. This movie is just a bunch of edits badly glued together

  • @buttermilk5870
    @buttermilk5870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    Me: can't find my way around the city
    My GPS: are you lost baby girl?

    • @finessefinesse3791
      @finessefinesse3791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Marshy when I tell you I screamed-

    • @aria_mallow
      @aria_mallow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      LMFAO

    • @lilyokoye3983
      @lilyokoye3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😑😑🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @whale2269
      @whale2269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh. My. Lord. I howled 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @raenunnery1959
      @raenunnery1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      omg, i laughed wayy too hard 😭

  • @malooskitty9124
    @malooskitty9124 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    On a movie night with my friends, they exposed me to this trash! While they got excited about “sexy” scenes and drooled over the dude, I literally had to walk look away and eventually go to the kitchen cuz it was triggering me so badly!!! I told them that’s not sexy and they didn’t get it and I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! I’m a survivor and seeing girls fantasizing about this thinking it’s sexy was heartbreaking 💔

  • @babschampagne8377
    @babschampagne8377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    As a Pole I am sorry that this crap was released into the world. Trust me, here in Poland this movie was destroyed by ctitics and was also made fun of.

  • @raticoochiesmith9819
    @raticoochiesmith9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    Fun fact, the second book is about Laura getting kidnapped by a rival mobster and SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM TOO

    • @narcilucaci5928
      @narcilucaci5928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Raticoochie Smith and in the third book Massimo initiates a war that kills everyone, the end, right?

    • @maih9431
      @maih9431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Girl's got a very specific type.

    • @Tr3slech3scak3
      @Tr3slech3scak3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      AW WHAT

    • @NANA-dc9lb
      @NANA-dc9lb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      IS SHE DUMBBBB

    • @NANA-dc9lb
      @NANA-dc9lb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Is she still pregnant??

  • @TiarraOliviaa1
    @TiarraOliviaa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    When she said “gta stripper” I SCREAMED

  • @ShuichiMin57
    @ShuichiMin57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    it's like laura woke up one day and his bf told her to pack her things bc he sold her to Massimo

    • @mychannel-rt2gn
      @mychannel-rt2gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Noooo😭😭😭

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I CANNOT

    • @that617
      @that617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Zul Lo was it for.... drug money

    • @ShuichiMin57
      @ShuichiMin57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@that617 lol most likely yes

    • @kate2706
      @kate2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      “your new owner is here”

  • @Kneec4ps
    @Kneec4ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    All the authors from wattpad got together and were like: “ok today we take out the trash” and then the people who made the film went dumpster diving 😪

    • @clare769
      @clare769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You honestly couldn't have said it any better.

    • @mansisharma7375
      @mansisharma7375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Extremely underrated comment 😂

    • @sourcandykisses5661
      @sourcandykisses5661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S

    • @brad8060
      @brad8060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is actually made off of a trilogy of Polish books. I do admit it is like a Wattpad story but don't diss it if ypuknow nothing about it. It is basically about an obssessed mafia boss which isn't just smth you see in stories but also ppl do kidnap others out of unhealthy obssessions. It's a story taken from life.

    • @cami2891
      @cami2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      girl am out 😭💀

  • @aleksandrazieleznik
    @aleksandrazieleznik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I'm Polish and I'm so sorry for all of you who saw that awful movie, we don't like it either

  • @trixie3850
    @trixie3850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    "European 50 shades of Gray" we don't claim it. yall can have it

  • @SheOwensItAll
    @SheOwensItAll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    I’m still trying to figure out why they had a whole ass Italian man with the capability of speaking in the language of love...spewing trash like “are you lost babigurl??” 😝😬😭

    • @robot12423
      @robot12423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂🤣

  • @lu6754
    @lu6754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    I cannot BELIEVE any of this is supposed to be sexy. How, just how

    • @presleecarson532
      @presleecarson532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re just blind

    • @mclaudiagarcia2007
      @mclaudiagarcia2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ok look. My brain KNOWS this is fucked up. But the scene in the yacht 🥵🥵 the rest of the movie sucked though

    • @catherinetheegreat8742
      @catherinetheegreat8742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It felt more like a terrible romance comedy/parody

    • @ilooli
      @ilooli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It could be sexy despite being problematic, but all that horrendous acting and writing indeed make it look like a cringy parody 😖

    • @abcdoooabcd
      @abcdoooabcd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mclaudiagarcia2007 What happened

  • @Lady_Daae
    @Lady_Daae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    "I've never seen a fade to black like that, that usually only happens when there's gonna be a commer--" *loud ass Wawa ad* well played, Kendall.

    • @emmylia
      @emmylia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I got a commercial right then too lmaoo I didn't even think about the irony of it

    • @prettyladywalkingdownthestreet
      @prettyladywalkingdownthestreet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      saaaame I was gonna comment this 💀

    • @CeruleanWings
      @CeruleanWings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It happened to me too 😂

  • @naomisohma5329
    @naomisohma5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    Everyone: roasting Wattpad Me: Wattpad writers are better than this

    • @aichanaciry8252
      @aichanaciry8252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      idk why they all say wattpad things like me i only write story about being a marine biologist lmao

    • @kellysoumele6236
      @kellysoumele6236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So true!

    • @hlonydlamini4496
      @hlonydlamini4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Totally agree with you

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Wattpad writers are not this crappy even a 15year old story I once read had such great plot I wondered who raised this talented kid . Wattpad doesnt own that shit

    • @julissarivera6433
      @julissarivera6433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No they aren’t. Not usually. Sincerely, a wattpad veteran

  • @Mishaellaayasi
    @Mishaellaayasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    *SPPOOILLER!!!
    from someone who read the book:
    the second movie, Laura isnt dead shes been kidnapped by a rival gang, she finds out shes pregnant,massimo has to choose between her and the baby because of her heart problem, while with the rival gang she falls in love with a gang member,massimo rescues her but in the middle of sex she says the gang members name. Like for part three