@@smangelchi Lived in a small town once for a couple years, that was definitely a thing. It didn't happen to me cause I was weird, but I've seen it happen to others a lot.
I really wish Edward wasn't a vampire and just laughed his ass off at her in the woods because he's just a body glitter enthusiast, but he told his whole family to keep up with the lie because it's hilarious
Mind you this is in addition to his display of his abilities "you think you could outrun me?".....sir... Doesn't that give YOU the higher obligation to stay away? This movie is a literal display of an abuse of a power dynamic to be honest.
This is so true! It's a Game of Thrones season 8 still had a fire soundtrack! It's like the composers and music people are like, 'boy this plot is bad, I better try to save it'
I don't get why everybody hates on Kristen Stewart but passes on robert. They both hated the movie and both of them sucked equally. Even if he didn't like the movie as an actor he could have at least tried not to seem appalled every time he talked.
@@amiaskew1425 All I ever think about in reference to him hating the franchise, I think about when a bunch of fans called him edward and he legit ignores them all, but when someone called him using his characters name in Harry Potter, that was the only time he came over.
@@smilealwaysnatasha3423Monique and study algebra and chemistry for decades? They could stay in College or University - at least they could party with alcohol there...
@@SHyperice omg so true though. Like at each university, there's at least 50 different majors.....and each uni requires different requirements so there'll probably be different classes they could keep on taking. Yeesh, why would anyone choose hs.
SHyperice Edward in one of the films says in the scene of her going to his house and seeing the graduation caps says about starting out as young as possible means they can stay somewhere for longer period of time before people notice they aren’t ageing??? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Bella be like: =O a tall, skinny, pasty, boring dude! My favorite! and Edward be like: =O a tall, skinny, boring, pasty chick! My favorite! and Jacob be like: Bork Bork! Anger issues! and they did that through like 5 movies.
Preach! I feel like if you pay attention to her (in all movies) you'll notice how she's low-key stealing the show by being the one good teenage actor haha, also the only one feeling like she's an actual teenager
i did read an interview that looking back, he had some fond memories but thats only bc the twilight craze was over by 2019... he said that in the thick of things he couldn't stand it. but i could have misread it idk
Robert Pattinson actually played Edward Cullen very well because he understood how creepy Edward was before even teenage girls figured it out years later 🤣
@@Firespawnable This is true. Rob recognized all the red flags as soon as he read the script and he couldn't stand Edward. He knew what a creeper Edward was. Rob's so much smarter than this material, he's finally getting to make all the movies he wants to make, he's not at the mercy of his wallet the way he was when he signed on to Twilight.
Same here, I have been vegetarian my whole life and never knew about B12 deficiency Until I went vegan, you can get it pretty easily from the right vitamins and plant milks though.
As someone who has a little genetic oopsies and has struggled with B12 long before I ever went vegan, that comment made me transcend the space time continuum
The "I like watching you sleep" line gave me the creeps. My friends in high school looked at me like I was a freak when I told them it was super creepy and controlling. Looking back I only noticed the toxic behaviour because I had a relative who had escaped a toxic relationship and told me about it and my friends had never had that.
oh word, but when i sleep my farting is like an orchestra, it would be no different for bella. i can't believe how much of a freak edward is to just spend the whole entire night watching in fascination and NOT be grossed out.
Soaked Pantsu like I think if you’re in a long lasting relationship and you live with each other then that would be cute and all. But like him not living with her, or just randomly knowing where she lives and the fact that she’s only 17 is very weird
in the book the reason was because her vampire power was some sort of shield that protects from mental and physical attacks but her being dumb would've sufficed cuz girl was coocoo 😭😭😭
It JUST occurred to me how weird the Cullen relationships must seem to everyone else. As far as the rest of the school knows, they are all adopted siblings, but they are all dating each other? I know that they're not blood related, but that would still be viewed as really strange. Did they never address this in the books? I was never really into Twilight, but how did I miss this before?!
@@dannyhotemo LOL right ? 🤣🤣🤣 Although I'm pretty sure a restraining order wouldn't work against a vampire he doesn't follow human laws anyway or he wouldn't be sneaking in her house at night to watch her sleep 😂
Or maybe she’s primarily a visual thinker? There are a segment of the human population that don’t have an internal voice just like there are people with Aphantasia.
“He sees her first time and he both looks like he wants to eat her alive, and she’s wide open ass!” KENNIE IM DONE WITH YOU!!! This commentary is absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Edit: THE PENNYWISE SMILE AT 13:40 took me out!!!
The reason she loves him is an example of insecure girl loving being wanted. He "wants her" SO BADLY that it turns her on and makes her existence feel validated. Poor girl needs some therapy! Also, looooooooving your makeup 💙
This can be easily attributed to the fact that Bella had a horrible childhood: Her parents divorced when she was a child and had to live with her mother Reneé, who was more concerned about living the high life rather than actually caring about her daughter. Bella spent her life being invisible and being taught that her needs didn't matter, as she had to practically raise herself and her mother and had no friends to speak of in Phoenix. With an absent father and neglectful mother, it's easy to see why she would behave that way.
i'm reading midnight sun at the moment (it's A Time) and most of it is a long string of 'bella does something that shows she has absolutely zero self esteem to the point that she actualy needs serious mental health help' 'edward: oh she's just so modest and selfless like the ideal woman should be' - smeyer accidentally wrong the perfect take down of why traditional gender roles are completely bullshit and i don't think she even knows she did it
This comment has stuck with me for 5 minutes. I feel like that's the type of audience that likes twilight. Which is an audience, that I also feel like, has been bashed because of that.
Fun fact: Kristen Stewart has gone on record that she acted that way specifically because Bella as a character came off as boring to her when she read the script Edit: y'all replying to me just say you don't like her Jesus lmao everyone sounds like the edgy girls in middle school giving a fresh new take. News flash guys everyone's been hating on her SINCE Twilight so please catch me off that train of thought
I do not blame her the character is ridiculously boring 😂😂 I wouldn't know how to play her character without changing her entire character as a whole.... if I was a woman.
the reason why she acted so emotionless like she doesn’t have personality is because that was how she was told to act. she even said it that when she saw her script she was like ‘wtf is this’. Kristen is a good actress, it’s just the script and how she was directed to act it that made the role stupid and weird.
holy pudin i mean i’m not such a big fan of kristen but i respect her. i’m not saying that i know her personally but you saying that she’s like another bella is making u sound like you’re claiming to know her personally. it’s still a bummer that just cuz she’s like that in the bloopers, you’d assume that she’s like that in every movie she’s in. like i said, kristen made it clear that she was disappointed with the script she got, i think that’s the reason why she acts ‘awkward’ during bloopers. but whtvr, ye, just my opinion neways, i’m just gonna leave this here and move on, say what yalls wanna say d(￣ ￣)ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
I always found Jacob highly irritating. He was whiny af and kept persuing that uninteresting girl even though she was definitely dating someone else. I knew too many boys like that in real life and they annoyed me to no extent. I felt that their attitude was such because they felt privileged and thought that they knew what was best for the girl. Aargh
they really did robert pattinson dirty with this franchise, he's actually an amazing actor... he didn't really have a lot to work with lol, now he'll be forever known as the sparkling vamp stalker
Truth. In fairness, all the actors were done dirty by these movies... but then again, they knew what they were getting into. The books were all out by then. They accepted these roles. I'm torn.
I had never realised how weird their entire relationship must have seemed to others. They were together for 6-7 months, I think, then he left her after her birthday in September, they got back together in March and got married in August.
honestly bella shouldnt have gotten with either of them, edward was with the whole 'stay away from me or youll get huRt' shit while jacob was the 'date me or im jumping off this cliff'
Yess! As much as I love Jacob (never really liked Edward) he shouldn't do that to her. It's toxic af. But Bella shouldn't play hard to get with him either.
Not going to lie, watching this chick giving her unwanted opinion on a movie while doing her makeup has to be the best thing I've seen in today. Thank you. By the way, you're gorgeous.
When I first saw the Cullen coven and James's coven snarling at each other, I was like, where are the vamp teeth? This just looks like a bunch of (ab)normal people growling at each other in a comical way.
Can we discuss how being immortal and continuously going through high school over and over again would be boring and literally HELL. I went through high school once and that was more than enough for me but they over here going back for decades is both crazy and very creepy! Also, if someone told me, after watching this movie or the whole saga, that Robert Pattinson would one day play Batman, and not a cartoony version, I would believe that you’ve completely lost your mind!
People had such hatred for Kristen Stewart for YEARS after this movie even when she made better ones and I never understood that given how wooden Rob Pattinson's acting was in this movie.
@@Angi3_6 'Cheated'. She was extorted into a relationship with a man that had power over her. He was her director. She did not end up dating him. And now she dates girls. The whole 'cheating' storyline is twisted and inaccurate.
In fact, Kristen portrayed Bella that way because that's how she perceived the character: A boring, dull and bland blank slate without characterization beyond being obsessed with Edward.
yeah, totally. in both the books and the movies I always got pissed with bella when she treated him like crap. he's the nicest guy to you and is doing everything he can to be a good dad and you're just cutting him out of your life because "he doesn't approve of my creepy-ass boyfriend ive known for a week!"
You know, creepy sexy fairies and fallen angels and stuff are also pretty common YA tropes in literature, so I'm surprised they haven't spilled into mainstream YA media as much as vampires have.
Not to mention he didn’t even save her from the truck because he cared about her. He saved her because if she was crushed by the vehicle, her blood would be all over the place and he would expose what he is and his family😂
No it was for both reasons 🤣 He saved her because he cared about her not getting killed and if she did get hit by the car he also didn't want to expose himself by drinking her blood off the floor in front of everyone 😂
"They've known each other for less than a year and she's like 'I'm willing to give up my mortality for you.'" Girl, I can't pretend that wasn't me when I was 17 too.
I never watched the twilight movies & I definitely haven’t read the books. However, I’ve always wondered why the Cullens attended high school. If Edward is over 100 years old, this wouldn’t be his first time in high school. Does he just never graduate? And if the Cullens wanted to keep their vampire status a secret why would they attend any type of school at all and risk being exposed?
Edward has graduated many times and re-starts high school, which brings up the question of its the same high school or how that works. In their home, he has an art display of all the graduation caps he’s received
Megan Rood So do they just leave town after he graduates and he enrolls in another school? High school is only 4 years. So if he re-enters after he graduates wouldn’t the teachers recognize him or wouldn’t people who graduated with him 50 years ago be suspicious that he looks exactly the same? Again maybe they explain this in the books or in the movies but it seems like a pretty big plot hole to me.
As for as i know after watching the movies and books, they attend highschool and even uni (?), until they are supposed to stay somewhat same looking(younger) and then they change places so that people around them don't notice that they aren't really ageing and repeat the process - highschool-college
The problem is they were turned into vampires at a young age so even tho it's been a 100 years they still look like they should be in school so they have to keep going
Penny for my thot Dong Bang Shin Ki is a Korean pop group, she was referring to real people. (I’m actually Asian myself btw). Also, Kennie was saying that the Asian guy who is one of Bella’s friends (that she ditched) looks like a member from Dong Bang Shin Ki.
She was in a horror movie earlier this year that was basically Alien underwater. It was pretty good imo. I dislike when people acknowledge Pattinson's growth but doesn't acknowledge Stewart's. They both have grown from this dumb movie
@@ShinyPrimarina thank you! She hated her role just as much as Pattinson did and only acted that way bc she was directed to (_you know, like actors are supposed to do_), but he's the one who gets all the attention and praise. Almost like there's some sexism here no one's talking about... 🤔
sob, I loved Cedric Diggory and *cried* when he was killed. Honestly the only character I loved in the HP series. Don't remember why I did but I'm not going back to read the HP series (didn't see what the hype was about)
Didnt see rob pat as Cedric Diggory based from the descriptions in the books. I expected MORE. Then he became Edward, nah he didnt deserve to be casted as cedric diggory.
In slight defense of Kristen Stewarts acting, I'm fairly confident that Kristen in an interview or something said she'd never read the books, and based off the script, she felt Bella was kinda boring... She wasn't wrong, and thus that is exactly what we got.
Duchesscarml apparently she’s so clumsy that if she tries to kill herself she will survive(ex. this cliff scene thing: her body will dodge the rocks out of spite)
I remember back then when me and my two best friends were a fanatic to twilight. And we did one stupid thing that I just want to stuff my brain in bleach to just erase it. You know when edward went up on a tree and said to bella 'your blood is like a drug to me' Yeah me and my friend did it. One of my friend on her phone ready to record it, my other friend help ME get on a tree and act as bella. And I act as Edward and litterally said this ' your blood is like a drug to me bla bla bla' like a freaking count dracula. So kids the moral of the story is don't watch twilight's movie and don't climb tree to become edward.
Betty Idan tv too, I started watching teen shows in middle school and now when I watch like riverdale or pretty little liars or any teen drama as a 15 year old I’m like HOW. Your trying to tell me this 29 year old man is my age 🤦🏼♀️ wtf 😂😂😂
Tbh this has already been happening not just on movies but on tv period. Voice actors for anime/ cartoons are usually 10 times older then the typical audience, actors and reality stars are already adults. My next question is are you surprised? Or do you wanna do something about this? Because That's gonna be the entire reconstruction of entertainment and it's gonna take alot of resources ect. Should there be an agree restriction on content production, where would this leave people with pre existing careers? I'm just curious.
@@nikkinicole4990 when I was that age I didn't even know or consider people's ages. I didn't even take it as an inherent messege to me but that the actors were playing a role.
Nonbinary Beauty I’m more surprised because I wonder how they stay that young looking. Like Bianca Lawson... it took me so long to realize she was in her 30’s during PLL
As a teen i remember watching the scene where he sneaks into her room and thinking " if he does it this often ...you can't persuade me into thinking she never farted in her sleep ...and he has an overly sensitive sense of smell as well ..wh-"
Omg I was literally thinking the same thing! But I actually fart in my sleep and I’m such an ugly sleeper too. All his infatuations would have left. 😂😂😂 they would have been gone with my wind 😂
ICONIC KENNIE MOMENTS (for personal reference lmao)
2:57
4:16
5:07
6:50
16:47
18:00
26:07
I laughed so hard at the "mouth breathing" part 😂😂😂😂 And I thought so too! Why didn't Carlyle(?) suck the venom out of her??
Dont forget 26:18
And beginning at 9:30 to wide open ass.
15:40 to 16:13 though 😂 I cried laughing
13:31
“He wants to eat her alive but also she smells like a wide open ass.”
OMG this sent me 😂😭🤣
Adene more like... this scent me
My favorite part of the video. 😂
Adene I really doubled over in laughter 😭😭
I had to pause so I could breathe. 😂🤣🤣
Lol 😆
*he is attracted to her because she smells like dinner 😂*
Who wouldn't be attracted to food though?
@@fireonx6325
Lol, I can imagine that😂👏
@차이나재드 OMG😭😭😭😂😂 I can never think of vamp/human relations the same again
@@fireonx6325 S TOOOOOOP- ATWWJWWHSIRJRBSYXH
@차이나재드 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
He probably couldn’t read her mind because there was nothing in there
adela ipser AHHHHH 😂😂
HE LITERALLY SAID “HEAD EMPTY, NO THOUGHTS”
Damn I giggled.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zombies probably wouldn't like Bella Swan.
remember when Bella Swan helped Jacob build his own motorcycle so she can crash it and kill herself bc Edward broke up with her??
Good times.
WTF were y’all on in 2009 😭
Nikki Nicole i was 7 years old um
villanelle new moon was a TIME
Yeah, pretty cool man.
Honestly even 11 year old me was like... Bitch u cray
"She quickly becomes every boys' target becaaaaaausssse?"
P L O T
Blood
@@batmanlikespizza2541 I always thought that was funny cuz she looks like she's anemic.
And also in places where people have gone to school together forever any new person is a prospect. Lol
Over Anna fricken Kendrick........... nope never nat in a million years
@@smangelchi Lived in a small town once for a couple years, that was definitely a thing. It didn't happen to me cause I was weird, but I've seen it happen to others a lot.
I really wish Edward wasn't a vampire and just laughed his ass off at her in the woods because he's just a body glitter enthusiast, but he told his whole family to keep up with the lie because it's hilarious
simply nailogical pranked us all
From now on that is how I'll picture the plot of twilight everytime I'll think about it 🙌
Ngl, this sounds really good!😂😂😂
I would legitimately watch that film
Years later in their relationship: its just a prank honey
THE SCENE WHERE HE SEES HER FOR THE FIRST TIME STILL KILLS ME LMAOOOO HE ACTS LIKE SHE SMELLS OF ROTTEN MCDONALDS
If you read the books it's easier to understand that concepts. Yh the choice of acting wasn't great, but it make sense to the book readers
McDonald's don't rot 🤣🤣🤣 not even bacteria fucks with it
@@canela.v2836 that's so true 😂😂. Only God knows what they put in their food. Ufff and we eat it 😝
@@keshaalbusaidy2929 A buttload of preservatives and God knows what else 🤣🤧🤢
That’s my favorite part to make fun of🤣
"It means if you were smart, you'd stay away from me" *PROCEEDS TO FOLLOW HER AROUND AND TALK TO HER FIRST*
Stalker 101...
IKR?! What kind of logic is that?
Red flags 1&2! 🚩🚩
shades of grey?
Mind you this is in addition to his display of his abilities "you think you could outrun me?".....sir... Doesn't that give YOU the higher obligation to stay away? This movie is a literal display of an abuse of a power dynamic to be honest.
Common knowledge: "If the movie is bad, the soundtrack is fire."
I noticed the opposite, at least with series
This is so true! It's a Game of Thrones season 8 still had a fire soundtrack! It's like the composers and music people are like, 'boy this plot is bad, I better try to save it'
except titanic movie 😢
Oh yes. Riverdale is a perfect example.
except black panther and spider verse lol
I just remembered Bella bought a cactus.... To the place with the least sunlight in the world. Poor plant. You did not deserve this.
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HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
GIRL LMAOOO
She is worse at treating plants than me 😂
Her mom sent it to her in the mail but still truth 😂
"How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up...in my uterus?"
Girl had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Booboo Stewart deserves that kind of reaction tbh
@@literaIIyshy facts
@@literaIIyshy 🍵
That's a really good pickup line for a girl to use xD
Jazmine Okoro yo I’m not playing she had me dead
Rob constantly looks like he's about to throw up when he speaks his lines in this movie
We all think he was over playing edward oversement and attraction to bella, but really he was just holding back a gag about how shit it is
Well he did hate it after all
Well I mean.. same... honestly
I don't get why everybody hates on Kristen Stewart but passes on robert. They both hated the movie and both of them sucked equally. Even if he didn't like the movie as an actor he could have at least tried not to seem appalled every time he talked.
@@uaenaonce8231 as Americans I feel Like we’re always more critical of women, more judgmental of the woman in a 2-way comparison.
"That's so funny!" I can feel Anna Kendrick's remorse.
Her awkward laugh at the courts lmao
Anna Kendrick is a national treasure
Yeah. You can tell she was just thinking "Dear God... Why. 👏 Am. 👏 I. 👏 Here." XD
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Kennie: Throughout my life, I’ve done a lot of lying to myself
😭😂 That was my fave part
I can relate to what she said so much. 😂
@@nonbinarybeauty Same
Rob Pattinson hated filming this movie, he called Stephanie Meyer crazy 😂
Rob Pattison hating on the movies and the characters is my favourite thing about Twillight xD
@@amiaskew1425 All I ever think about in reference to him hating the franchise, I think about when a bunch of fans called him edward and he legit ignores them all, but when someone called him using his characters name in Harry Potter, that was the only time he came over.
To be fair, the actors of Twilight are better than the franchise. They just needed something to launch their careers.
Was he wrong?
People biting the hand that feeds them.
Edward: "I don't have the strength to keep myself from you anymore..."
Kendall: "PLEASE FIND IT!!!!!"
I never understood why 100-year-olds would like to go to high school...
SHyperice keep up appearances??
@@smilealwaysnatasha3423Monique and study algebra and chemistry for decades?
They could stay in College or University - at least they could party with alcohol there...
@@SHyperice omg so true though. Like at each university, there's at least 50 different majors.....and each uni requires different requirements so there'll probably be different classes they could keep on taking. Yeesh, why would anyone choose hs.
SHyperice Edward in one of the films says in the scene of her going to his house and seeing the graduation caps says about starting out as young as possible means they can stay somewhere for longer period of time before people notice they aren’t ageing??? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
@@lucylocket81 Carlisle got 'em young. Major alarms there.
bella is me ignoring the warning signs because he's tall
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Relatable
I'm 6'3" and emotionally broken. I would have been so popular in 2008
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Bella be like: =O a tall, skinny, pasty, boring dude! My favorite!
and Edward be like: =O a tall, skinny, boring, pasty chick! My favorite!
and Jacob be like: Bork Bork! Anger issues!
and they did that through like 5 movies.
b o r k b o r k a n g e r i s s u e s
Bork Bork took me tf out😭😭
i read pasty as pastry sjsjdhdsjhf
@@salembryn8384 I suppose that is how Edward saw bella...
@@kat08 DUDE sjsjakdh
It’d be interesting if you talked about the live action The Last Airbender for your next bad movies and a beat.
Kayla W I second this motion!!!👏🏾🤣
YES YES YES!
Yep that's a gold mine
OMG YES
I remember being SO ANGRY cuz that is one of my favorite animations and they BUTCHERED IT! So yeah, I want to see what Kennie says about it 😉
"I feel very protective of you" the original Joe from You.
I am triggered
But Dan is the original Joe from You lol
@@itskashkashi not sure but i think they meant original joe as in the books
This is the most genius series on all of TH-cam, no one else can ever top this.
PERIODT
You should check out Bailey Sarian’s murder mystery series. It’s really good and I’m pretty sure it’s where Kennie got the idea for this series
A A omg i was just gonna comment this!
You should watch Dylan is in Trouble channel.. He is hilarious and his twilight video reaction is lit af
Shampa Nath I’m already subscribed to him but he ain’t doing 🔥 makeup at the same time
Anna Kendrick tried her best in this movie and I appreciate it
Benjamin Kilian I loled
Benjamin Kilian Shr forgot she was in this movie.
Preach! I feel like if you pay attention to her (in all movies) you'll notice how she's low-key stealing the show by being the one good teenage actor haha, also the only one feeling like she's an actual teenager
@@batmanlikespizza2541 I forgot too 🤣
Robert almost got fired because he kept trying to change Edward 😂😂 I’m like 95% sure he hated Twilight while being in Twilight 😂
You can be 100% sure watching interviews with him. He admits he didn't like Twilight or playing Edward.
i did read an interview that looking back, he had some fond memories but thats only bc the twilight craze was over by 2019... he said that in the thick of things he couldn't stand it. but i could have misread it idk
Robert Pattinson actually played Edward Cullen very well because he understood how creepy Edward was before even teenage girls figured it out years later 🤣
@@Firespawnable This is true. Rob recognized all the red flags as soon as he read the script and he couldn't stand Edward. He knew what a creeper Edward was. Rob's so much smarter than this material, he's finally getting to make all the movies he wants to make, he's not at the mercy of his wallet the way he was when he signed on to Twilight.
One of them forgot they even WERE in Twilight 😂😂😂😂.
6:45 "Why does everybody look like they have b12 deficiency"
As a vegetarian, I choked
As a Vegan, I felt that too 🤣🤣🤣, I wasn't even that aware of b12 until ppl started asking about it after switching.
I feel attacked.
Same here, I have been vegetarian my whole life and never knew about B12 deficiency Until I went vegan, you can get it pretty easily from the right vitamins and plant milks though.
As someone who has a little genetic oopsies and has struggled with B12 long before I ever went vegan, that comment made me transcend the space time continuum
“spread me on a naan” KENNIE I CANT DJDBSKDB
In conclusion:
Edward is creepy af
Jacob needs to put on a shirt
Bella needs to read some books
Yeah, books on toxic relationships and how to spot them to avoid them...
I misread this as "Jacob needs to be put on a shirt" and I was like oh that's a little extreme 😭
Do you know that rap song that goes "tell me how you like ya eggs, girl, fried or fertilized?" Cause your thirst at 7:22 reminded me of that 😭
Turquoise Jeep 💙
“I want you to live a normal life and once you die I’m going to kill myself” is literally the whole plot of the second movie
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
That’s toxic as all hell imho- 💀
The "I like watching you sleep" line gave me the creeps. My friends in high school looked at me like I was a freak when I told them it was super creepy and controlling. Looking back I only noticed the toxic behaviour because I had a relative who had escaped a toxic relationship and told me about it and my friends had never had that.
Nat yup
my mom was always sure to explain that this was NOT ok in any way
@@craizenqueeen meanwhile one of my bestfriend's mum watches twilight with her. It is one of their favourite movies too.
“I like watching you sleep” if anyone ever said that to me, I’ll run away crying for help.
it's not that creepy
until they do it when you don't know
oh word, but when i sleep my farting is like an orchestra, it would be no different for bella. i can't believe how much of a freak edward is to just spend the whole entire night watching in fascination and NOT be grossed out.
I AGREE 😬
Soaked Pantsu like I think if you’re in a long lasting relationship and you live with each other then that would be cute and all. But like him not living with her, or just randomly knowing where she lives and the fact that she’s only 17 is very weird
When you remember that this whole movie inspired the train wreck that is ‘fifty shades of grey’, it just gets even worse.
It what now
@@Airegyn 50 shades started as a twilight fanfic on wattpad
leo honeyy;; and this is why it is most heinous!
@@moammonster_Jess_ It wasn't on Wattpad, but yes.
@PurelyAfrican no, honey, after was a Harry Styles fanfiction. Same thing, but twilight wasn't a source material
I remember that someone said that Bella wasn't immune to Edward's mind reading, she was just dumb
in the book the reason was because her vampire power was some sort of shield that protects from mental and physical attacks but her being dumb would've sufficed cuz girl was coocoo 😭😭😭
CRYIIINGGGGG
@@kikij_7995 Coo Coo for Cocoa puffs 😂
"How do you like your eggs?"
*Fertilized*
Shredded, seasoned with wall lining.
Nova M. Uhhhhh
Your breakfast meal plans are weird...
Nope 🤣🤣🤣
@@severussnape8040 YEs 👍
“that one asian kid with the 동방신기 triangle haircut”
me: *screams in bad haircuts*
The entire plot is just a love triangle between an emotionless teenage girl, a really old dead man and a fockin’ dog
Tell me I’m wrong though
You right
You right
You right
You right
you write
“Not even sad. Sad would insinuate that she made a face” 😂
It JUST occurred to me how weird the Cullen relationships must seem to everyone else. As far as the rest of the school knows, they are all adopted siblings, but they are all dating each other? I know that they're not blood related, but that would still be viewed as really strange. Did they never address this in the books? I was never really into Twilight, but how did I miss this before?!
They do say in the movie like "is kinda weird, but whatever, what can we do, right?"
Honestly, we shouldn’t expect much from the series where grown ass Jacob wants to be with a newborn baby.
Queen Katara Fr like what the fuck was that shit about
And I don't understand why the Cullens made it public. It makes them even more outstanding and noticeable, the thing they don't wanna be!
Jessica and Bella mentioned it was weird they lived together even tho they were couples.
so we're just glossing over how they interpreted "glows like diamonds" as "dripping in sick person sweat"?
Booboo Stewart......if there is a God, whatever God that may be.....they took their time on that man
Exactly
Edward: I...feel very protective of you.
Bella: ....
Me: * laughs uncomfortably *
ShayShay “i don’t have the strength to stay away from you” *files restraining order* “does this help?”
xxwriter389xx LOL😂
When I was 13 a boy that I liked at the time literally said that to me and I stopped liking him after that
@@dannyhotemo LOL right ? 🤣🤣🤣 Although I'm pretty sure a restraining order wouldn't work against a vampire he doesn't follow human laws anyway or he wouldn't be sneaking in her house at night to watch her sleep 😂
Has Edward considered that the reason he can’t read Bella’s thoughts is because.. she doesn’t have any?
Mila Wells yup
Lmaoo this is so true 😂
Or maybe she’s primarily a visual thinker? There are a segment of the human population that don’t have an internal voice just like there are people with Aphantasia.
Are you really saying Bellas brain is empty? Ask the person I'm talking to
Bella is the definition of head empty just vibes but without the vibes
18:30 the whole movie is just Bella going “no don’t kill me you’re so sexy haha 🥴”
Sabrina Aguiar AYEEE we love a good cody reference
sabrina a yup
“He sees her first time and he both looks like he wants to eat her alive, and she’s wide open ass!” KENNIE IM DONE WITH YOU!!! This commentary is absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Edit: THE PENNYWISE SMILE AT 13:40 took me out!!!
The reason she loves him is an example of insecure girl loving being wanted. He "wants her" SO BADLY that it turns her on and makes her existence feel validated. Poor girl needs some therapy!
Also, looooooooving your makeup 💙
This can be easily attributed to the fact that Bella had a horrible childhood: Her parents divorced when she was a child and had to live with her mother Reneé, who was more concerned about living the high life rather than actually caring about her daughter. Bella spent her life being invisible and being taught that her needs didn't matter, as she had to practically raise herself and her mother and had no friends to speak of in Phoenix.
With an absent father and neglectful mother, it's easy to see why she would behave that way.
That's not true because there's literally other guys at her school who wanted her and she rejected them 🤣
i'm reading midnight sun at the moment (it's A Time) and most of it is a long string of 'bella does something that shows she has absolutely zero self esteem to the point that she actualy needs serious mental health help' 'edward: oh she's just so modest and selfless like the ideal woman should be' - smeyer accidentally wrong the perfect take down of why traditional gender roles are completely bullshit and i don't think she even knows she did it
This comment has stuck with me for 5 minutes. I feel like that's the type of audience that likes twilight. Which is an audience, that I also feel like, has been bashed because of that.
Edward: I have never wanted to eat a whole person before so much....until I met you
Bella: I trust you
Fun fact: Kristen Stewart has gone on record that she acted that way specifically because Bella as a character came off as boring to her when she read the script
Edit: y'all replying to me just say you don't like her Jesus lmao everyone sounds like the edgy girls in middle school giving a fresh new take. News flash guys everyone's been hating on her SINCE Twilight so please catch me off that train of thought
Then why the frick did she take the role
@@janecemiddlename5120 she gotta work dude lmao respect a hustle
I do not blame her the character is ridiculously boring 😂😂 I wouldn't know how to play her character without changing her entire character as a whole.... if I was a woman.
janece middle name the entire cast of Twilight hated Twilight lmao
Sounds like an excuse for her bad acting
the reason why she acted so emotionless like she doesn’t have personality is because that was how she was told to act. she even said it that when she saw her script she was like ‘wtf is this’. Kristen is a good actress, it’s just the script and how she was directed to act it that made the role stupid and weird.
Thank you! And she's lgbtq! More love for Kristen and all actresses like her! Like Megan Fox! And Megan's lgbtq too! Coincidence? 🤔
Bia L lmfao, not you hating on the actress for being given a bad roll and being told to act exactly like the dumb character 🤡🤚🏽 😂
@Bia L :(
holy pudin i mean i’m not such a big fan of kristen but i respect her. i’m not saying that i know her personally but you saying that she’s like another bella is making u sound like you’re claiming to know her personally. it’s still a bummer that just cuz she’s like that in the bloopers, you’d assume that she’s like that in every movie she’s in. like i said, kristen made it clear that she was disappointed with the script she got, i think that’s the reason why she acts ‘awkward’ during bloopers. but whtvr, ye, just my opinion
neways, i’m just gonna leave this here and move on, say what yalls wanna say d(￣ ￣)ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
Bia L just cuz you don’t like how she acts, doesn’t mean she’s bad lol get out of here lol i’d like to see u act better then 😗
ok but we can all agree on one thing: that whole soundtrack was full of depressed white girl bops
the soundtrack of this saga literally makes up my whole ass playlist and i ain't even ashamed
I think this film has one of the best soundtracks ha
@Moon Jar yes that what she was saying it bops meaning that the songs were really good.
Am I the only one that feels like Jacob got really douchey after he "became" a wolf?
Small Bean yes and then he emotionally manipulated her into kissing him in Eclipse
For me, Jacob always had those fuckboi vibes on fleek. 😂
Giu B right it’s like the Author wanted Bella and Jacob to still work so she made Renesmee
I always found Jacob highly irritating. He was whiny af and kept persuing that uninteresting girl even though she was definitely dating someone else. I knew too many boys like that in real life and they annoyed me to no extent. I felt that their attitude was such because they felt privileged and thought that they knew what was best for the girl. Aargh
I think if I had the ability to turn into a wolf I would be an asshole too
they really did robert pattinson dirty with this franchise, he's actually an amazing actor... he didn't really have a lot to work with lol, now he'll be forever known as the sparkling vamp stalker
Fr I’ve seen the trailers for the new movies he’s in and my respect went 📈📈📈
The same with Kirsten I feel like the direction and writing for these movies made them not great
Rob has done fantastic work since then, and I’m actually looking forward to him as the latest Batman (very ironic).
Truth. In fairness, all the actors were done dirty by these movies... but then again, they knew what they were getting into. The books were all out by then. They accepted these roles. I'm torn.
And Cedric
"a lot of my adolescence was me lying to myself" i felt that
“Y’all got me bent over more than a Friday night at a Jamaican dancehall.” BRUH 😩
I almost passed out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🇻🇮🇻🇮🇻🇮meen no Jamaican buh I could relate 🤣
#caribbeangyul
Certified Jamaican. Fell out laughing
Facts.
gurl i died
Lolol
“I want to kill you”
“I don’t care. I trust you” 😂😂😂
Trust he’ll kill you?? 😂
“A lot of my adolescence was me lying to myself”
*cries in relatable*
I feel attacked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it
Why is this so relatable
"He's attracted to her because she smells like dinner." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had never realised how weird their entire relationship must have seemed to others. They were together for 6-7 months, I think, then he left her after her birthday in September, they got back together in March and got married in August.
I thought they were juniors when they met
@@alainaatk.6210 how old does being a junior in high school make you? 16-17?
@@aflyonthewall8177 Yep
@@alainaatk.6210 right. I'm not familiar with the educational system in the us and the names confuse me so much. Sophomore, junior, senior...
Not really since people just kinda accepted it 😂
honestly bella shouldnt have gotten with either of them, edward was with the whole 'stay away from me or youll get huRt' shit while jacob was the 'date me or im jumping off this cliff'
One is ridiculously co-dependent, and the other is very possessive. Such great options! 🥺💖
Yess! As much as I love Jacob (never really liked Edward) he shouldn't do that to her. It's toxic af. But Bella shouldn't play hard to get with him either.
Very Salvatore brothers 🤣🤣
Oh shit I've dated both these men. My decision making skills are Bella-tier. I need to reevaluate some things.
@@infinitusfinitus I hope you’re okay, these type of relationships can be mentally draining ❤️❤️❤️
Not going to lie, watching this chick giving her unwanted opinion on a movie while doing her makeup has to be the best thing I've seen in today. Thank you. By the way, you're gorgeous.
Istgggg
Ikr, her looks kinda remind me of soojin (sorry for bringing kpop into this for no reason but i wanted to point the similarity out, not promote kpop)
R-ic Morales yeah
"unwanted opinion"
dud e her opinion is verrryyy wanted in my book.
And her shirt is fire🙌
"You need to stay away from me."
he said, while running to catch up with her.
The whole movie
edward: "i dont think i have the strength to stay away from you anymore"
KJD: *PLEASE FIND IT*
When I first saw the Cullen coven and James's coven snarling at each other, I was like, where are the vamp teeth? This just looks like a bunch of (ab)normal people growling at each other in a comical way.
Edward: The stench of your blood makes me want to devour you alive
Bella: 👁👄👁
Bella: hAwT
'How do you like your eggs? Scrambled? Sunny side up?... In my uterus?'
I'm deceased 💀
No one:
Kennie: 👁👄👁 this a lot of lashes
🕷👄🕷
SpILl tHE taE siS jsbdjskdhdkdbdkdk even better
Can we discuss how being immortal and continuously going through high school over and over again would be boring and literally HELL. I went through high school once and that was more than enough for me but they over here going back for decades is both crazy and very creepy!
Also, if someone told me, after watching this movie or the whole saga, that Robert Pattinson would one day play Batman, and not a cartoony version, I would believe that you’ve completely lost your mind!
Honestly being a adult is boring I could live with going through high school again I would always make straight A's
Last time I was this early Rob and Kristen were still in a relationship
Asia Maya 😂😂☠️
Who the what now?
@Rachel Morris Robert Aka Edward Aka Cedric and Kristen Stewart Aka Bella dates a while back and she cheated on him
@@lajeannablair2784 - I love how you added Cedric. Robert Pattinson will always be Cedric to me😆.
@Rachel Morris oh sorry 😁
People had such hatred for Kristen Stewart for YEARS after this movie even when she made better ones and I never understood that given how wooden Rob Pattinson's acting was in this movie.
Not a hot take at all but people are more likely to shit on women regarding their professional skills
I think part of the hate was that she cheated on Robert Pattinson.
Maybe also because he already played Cedric Diggory and got a soft spot among the audience
gurl you know exactly WHY
@@Angi3_6 'Cheated'. She was extorted into a relationship with a man that had power over her. He was her director. She did not end up dating him. And now she dates girls. The whole 'cheating' storyline is twisted and inaccurate.
i just feel for kristen. i was dead inside while in the closet too.
O.O I did not know she was not straight
@Mel1997 19 I'm so glad to hear that she's happy and also one of us
She honestly seems like a pretty sweet person, being Bella swan did her dirty
The fact taht people thought she was straight
In fact, Kristen portrayed Bella that way because that's how she perceived the character: A boring, dull and bland blank slate without characterization beyond being obsessed with Edward.
Charlie the dad was my favorite character in the movies, like seriously XD
He was also the best acted character
@@jocelyncooper1738 100% agreed!!!
The only likable character in my opinion lol
Charlie was the only redeeming thing in that movie
yeah, totally. in both the books and the movies I always got pissed with bella when she treated him like crap. he's the nicest guy to you and is doing everything he can to be a good dad and you're just cutting him out of your life because "he doesn't approve of my creepy-ass boyfriend ive known for a week!"
He sparkles in the sun and has strange powers like mind-reading, so I can’t help but think of him as a creepy fairy rather than a creepy vampire
You know, creepy sexy fairies and fallen angels and stuff are also pretty common YA tropes in literature, so I'm surprised they haven't spilled into mainstream YA media as much as vampires have.
the twilight vampires don't even have fangs if i remember correctly from the three movies i watched
@Christina D'Costa
had me rolling!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Christina D'Costa yup
Not to mention he didn’t even save her from the truck because he cared about her. He saved her because if she was crushed by the vehicle, her blood would be all over the place and he would expose what he is and his family😂
Omg, I never thought about it like that 😂
No it was for both reasons 🤣 He saved her because he cared about her not getting killed and if she did get hit by the car he also didn't want to expose himself by drinking her blood off the floor in front of everyone 😂
"They've known each other for less than a year and she's like 'I'm willing to give up my mortality for you.'" Girl, I can't pretend that wasn't me when I was 17 too.
yess thank you for mentioning the filter it's hilarious 😭 "why does everybody look like they have a B12 deficiency" omg
“He’s attracted to her because she smells like dinner” LMAO
“jacob, not taylor” that’s a PHAT mood
I never watched the twilight movies & I definitely haven’t read the books. However, I’ve always wondered why the Cullens attended high school. If Edward is over 100 years old, this wouldn’t be his first time in high school. Does he just never graduate? And if the Cullens wanted to keep their vampire status a secret why would they attend any type of school at all and risk being exposed?
Edward has graduated many times and re-starts high school, which brings up the question of its the same high school or how that works. In their home, he has an art display of all the graduation caps he’s received
Megan Rood So do they just leave town after he graduates and he enrolls in another school? High school is only 4 years. So if he re-enters after he graduates wouldn’t the teachers recognize him or wouldn’t people who graduated with him 50 years ago be suspicious that he looks exactly the same? Again maybe they explain this in the books or in the movies but it seems like a pretty big plot hole to me.
Roses & Dragons I don’t know enough about that part of it, but I do agree with you
As for as i know after watching the movies and books, they attend highschool and even uni (?), until they are supposed to stay somewhat same looking(younger) and then they change places so that people around them don't notice that they aren't really ageing and repeat the process - highschool-college
The problem is they were turned into vampires at a young age so even tho it's been a 100 years they still look like they should be in school so they have to keep going
“She meets that asian kid who has that Dong Bang Shin Ki Triangle hairstyle” Annnnnd subbed!
I had to Google "dong bang shin ki". Didn't realize it was TVXQ
Cassiopeia over here... i almost tear up
ME TOOOOOO!!! omg..hahha.. i subbed instantly and goto the comment section XD
Penny for my thot Dong Bang Shin Ki is a Korean pop group, she was referring to real people. (I’m actually Asian myself btw). Also, Kennie was saying that the Asian guy who is one of Bella’s friends (that she ditched) looks like a member from Dong Bang Shin Ki.
....uhhh, those guys are some of the most gorgeous men I've ever seen!
“Sunny side up in my uterus” 😂😂
THE MOMENT WHERE HE SAID “I like watching you sleep.” I SWITCHED FROM TEAM EDWARD TO TEAM JACOB REAL QUICK
If nothing else, Twilight put me on to Paramore.
For that, 11 year old me and 22 year old me are forever grateful.
Bianca Perez samewe and coldplay
Me too
Saaammee.
Yaaasss 👏🏽👏🏽
I wish my 12 year old self noticed how much the Twilight movies were lacking 🤣😂🤣
I always thought Bella was plain so the audience could project themselves into the character. But she's super dry. I hear she's better in indie films
she was in Panic Room with Jodie freaking Foster when she was younger !
python java ya
She was in a horror movie earlier this year that was basically Alien underwater. It was pretty good imo. I dislike when people acknowledge Pattinson's growth but doesn't acknowledge Stewart's. They both have grown from this dumb movie
That's bullshit
@@ShinyPrimarina thank you! She hated her role just as much as Pattinson did and only acted that way bc she was directed to (_you know, like actors are supposed to do_), but he's the one who gets all the attention and praise. Almost like there's some sexism here no one's talking about... 🤔
Kennie: "She becomes every boys target, because-"
Me: THAT'S WHAT MARY SUES ARE, THAT'S A CORE MARY SUE MATERIAL
I always thought Bella was "popular" at first just because she was the new kid in a very small town.
Living in a small town is boring, a new person moving in is literally the most interesting that ever happens
Me TOO!
That happened to me a LOT
"How do you like your eggs, scrambled, sunny side up.. IN MY UTERUS??!!!"
-Kennie (2019)
Edward: tries to read Bella's mind
Bella: heAd EmPTy
Poor Cedric Diggory 😭. If only he knew that he would turn into a sparkly, creepy,stalker, vampire creep.
sob, I loved Cedric Diggory and *cried* when he was killed. Honestly the only character I loved in the HP series. Don't remember why I did but I'm not going back to read the HP series (didn't see what the hype was about)
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
He must F I N D this disappointing
Didnt see rob pat as Cedric Diggory based from the descriptions in the books. I expected MORE. Then he became Edward, nah he didnt deserve to be casted as cedric diggory.
The banana Owen slipped on i love you
“Sad would insinuate that she made a face.” I HOLLERED
In slight defense of Kristen Stewarts acting, I'm fairly confident that Kristen in an interview or something said she'd never read the books, and based off the script, she felt Bella was kinda boring... She wasn't wrong, and thus that is exactly what we got.
Also people forget that these movies tend to have a director....I tend to blame bad acting on bad directing.
“Y’all got me bent over more than a Friday night at a Jamaican dancehall” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wish I could be as confident as Kennie when she’s thirsting over Booboo Stewart.
"How do you like yo eggs? Scrambled? Sunny side up? In my uterus?" I died. Then my ghost subscribed out of respect. XD
I think she meant Fertilized
Im sure she wouldn't say any of that shit to his face it's easy to be confident in front of a camera alone in your house 🤣
"I have a desire to kill."
"I don't care."
"I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life."
"I trust you."
*EXCUSE ME WHYYYYY*
Edward: I feel very ... protective...of you.
Kennie: *the STANKEST of faces* sooooo creepy!
Me: *dead*
I actually wrote an alternate ending to Twilight where everyone dies as a school project. It's still my favorite piece of writing.
Duchesscarml apparently she’s so clumsy that if she tries to kill herself she will survive(ex. this cliff scene thing: her body will dodge the rocks out of spite)
The banana Owen slipped on i can’t breathe- 💀
I remember back then when me and my two best friends were a fanatic to twilight.
And we did one stupid thing that I just want to stuff my brain in bleach to just erase it.
You know when edward went up on a tree and said to bella 'your blood is like a drug to me'
Yeah me and my friend did it.
One of my friend on her phone ready to record it, my other friend help ME get on a tree and act as bella. And I act as Edward and litterally said this ' your blood is like a drug to me bla bla bla' like a freaking count dracula.
So kids the moral of the story is don't watch twilight's movie and don't climb tree to become edward.
i can see why you want to erase it from your brain BAHAHAKAKKKK
Are we going to talk about how they always let people in their twenties (if they haven’t aged then early thirties) play the teens in the movie?
Betty Idan tv too, I started watching teen shows in middle school and now when I watch like riverdale or pretty little liars or any teen drama as a 15 year old I’m like HOW. Your trying to tell me this 29 year old man is my age 🤦🏼♀️ wtf 😂😂😂
Tbh this has already been happening not just on movies but on tv period. Voice actors for anime/ cartoons are usually 10 times older then the typical audience, actors and reality stars are already adults. My next question is are you surprised? Or do you wanna do something about this? Because That's gonna be the entire reconstruction of entertainment and it's gonna take alot of resources ect. Should there be an agree restriction on content production, where would this leave people with pre existing careers? I'm just curious.
@@nikkinicole4990 when I was that age I didn't even know or consider people's ages. I didn't even take it as an inherent messege to me but that the actors were playing a role.
Considering Hollywood's track record with ruining the lives of minors in the industry, i can't even be mad tbh.
Nonbinary Beauty I’m more surprised because I wonder how they stay that young looking. Like Bianca Lawson... it took me so long to realize she was in her 30’s during PLL
‘That’s the whole movie’ THAT’S THE WHOLE SERIES
"Team Edward or Jacob?"
Me: "team Carlisle"
yes Carlisle was king 🙏🏼😭
Thank you 🙌
bella went for the wrong cullen
M E
As a teen i remember watching the scene where he sneaks into her room and thinking " if he does it this often ...you can't persuade me into thinking she never farted in her sleep ...and he has an overly sensitive sense of smell as well ..wh-"
Thought about it too... Wasn't disappointed to see it in vampires suck with eddy boi flying through the window
Omg I was literally thinking the same thing! But I actually fart in my sleep and I’m such an ugly sleeper too. All his infatuations would have left. 😂😂😂 they would have been gone with my wind 😂
“Gone with my wind” I love that lol!