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  • @gigasus77
    @gigasus77  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    humanity has fallen once again

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    Half of OnlyFans in a nutshell

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/6Veg07TSN1I/w-d-xo.html

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's bars

    • @lovecraftiancat6646
      @lovecraftiancat6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Money just make people go YES.

    • @proger1960
      @proger1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *OnlyFans Lite*
      *OnlyFans Prototype*
      *OnlyFans Beta 1*

    • @fayhay8011
      @fayhay8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s the other half?

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1711

    I’ve heard Twitch was rated quite highly by Fart Enthusiast Weekly…

  • @XrayTag
    @XrayTag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    And to know there are people that pay for these women to fart and other weird stuff, it really makes me think how humans are still evolving, just some of them are evolving backwards.

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      After almost being reacquainted with a former crush from twitch I can verify this

    • @AllyInReality
      @AllyInReality 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well someone calls people who don't have AC "living in caves" so that is not really surprising

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      people have gotten so 'down bad' since quarantine started
      especially the females they're on another level of thirsty

    • @4nero_Dem0n1c
      @4nero_Dem0n1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean there was a saying
      Humans are just glorified monkeys
      sadly some of us aren't glorified

    • @AE_15x
      @AE_15x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@4nero_Dem0n1c Not even monkeys
      monkeys are way better 🐵

  • @chimp5411
    @chimp5411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Humans thousands of years ago: we can make tools from rocks and sticks and hunt animals many times our size
    Humans now:

    • @ussnorthcarolinabb-5517
      @ussnorthcarolinabb-5517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i want to go back to the primordial soup and never ever let any amphibian step on land

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I wouldn't say that. Wait till you learn about ancient Rome... 😬

    • @arplays4837
      @arplays4837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What went wrong between these two?

    • @vhsninjaccoon7705
      @vhsninjaccoon7705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Soldiers: We fight, we die, for our mankind, and race. We do not appropriate war on our country---we follow orders

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      humans now: but big, give money

  • @miko5742
    @miko5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    they really don't care about their community anymore, they just want money

    • @ChimmneyMan
      @ChimmneyMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Mad Guy (myuncommonmind) Ty Mad Guy

    • @RoonMHGU
      @RoonMHGU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Mad Guy (myuncommonmind) Ty captain smart ass.

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bold of you to assume they cared in the first place

    • @Ame865
      @Ame865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same can be said for their community. A few seconds of post not clarity and they’re gone.

    • @isaiahsimmons5776
      @isaiahsimmons5776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      These communities are less Triads; but more Mafia.

  • @richardtaveras3642
    @richardtaveras3642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Who would’ve thought some fish walking onto land would’ve led to this

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol it should've stayed in the water

    • @lovecraftiancat6646
      @lovecraftiancat6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Tabth3778 should've just stayed asteroids on space.

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lovecraftiancat6646 lol should've just stayed out of existence

    • @lili_8882
      @lili_8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

    • @Pattmore
      @Pattmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @lukeskywalkereu6107
    @lukeskywalkereu6107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    "We stray further and further from God every day"
    -every one who learned of this

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      More like God strays further from us

    • @lovecraftiancat6646
      @lovecraftiancat6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kaobiugwu435 God went to the store to buy some milk.

    • @grooviestglobe4907
      @grooviestglobe4907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idiot that's not the quote

    • @korblex7700
      @korblex7700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luke I am your father

    • @xydra8309
      @xydra8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lovecraftiancat6646 and he never came back 😔

  • @gamehive8025
    @gamehive8025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I-I hate how far society has fallen .

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      there is no redemption arc now

    • @haslitty4561
      @haslitty4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amouranth was banned so society has been saved

    • @haslitty4561
      @haslitty4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *and so has indie fox

    • @Blue_Mike
      @Blue_Mike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@haslitty4561 If that's true then it's time to celebrate. The Thot saga has finally ended 😭 🎉🍻 🍷🎆

    • @TheRealUnkn0wn_289
      @TheRealUnkn0wn_289 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It should have fell the other way but it farted the fart gave it enough momentum to go back up right before falling the way it has now

  • @KamiTenchi
    @KamiTenchi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Jesus Christ, how low can these streamers go? We're walking backwards for God's sake.

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The bar has been dropped so low it broke through the center of the earth

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kaobiugwu435 It dropped through earth and went to void of space

    • @koencagurangan3256
      @koencagurangan3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Soon enough we'll be running backwards

    • @ussnorthcarolinabb-5517
      @ussnorthcarolinabb-5517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it's that simps' fault like bruh can't they just STOP SIMPING!

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Red Wine supremacy

  • @Pezets
    @Pezets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Dont give up you all. Thats why this community is here to bring back humanity.

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I trust in the Pegagang

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *th-cam.com/video/KMdVWaSK--Q/w-d-xo.html* ....

    • @nohopeorhoes
      @nohopeorhoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I lost hope for humanity back in 2020. But I trust this community.

    • @lovecraftiancat6646
      @lovecraftiancat6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nohopeorhoes Stay smart boys.

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too late

  • @Queizar_X
    @Queizar_X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Honestly I literally stoped watching Twitch entirely because of this. The ignorance and hypocracy of twitch staff was too much before, but now letting girls manipulate people and the sistem and win by getting rich and support from this pathetic way + the fact that horny simps are the ones controlling the rates and everything when they don't care at all of what is right, fair or good is just heart-crushing. All agree, this entire thing is totally pathetic and it's extremely sad, especially when you know for sure that this is not gonna change at all, rather it will get worse. My joy on twitch is ruined.

    • @FobyTox07
      @FobyTox07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Twitch takes L's daily

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you are getting "manipulated" by them, then you deserve it.

    • @Cark-jd5xv
      @Cark-jd5xv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Twitch defenders be like: too long not gonna read

    • @vintce6019
      @vintce6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At this point Twitch's iconic trademark is just simp mods + female streamers never getting banned

    • @lieyang4603
      @lieyang4603 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cark-jd5xv nah im just lazy lol

  • @gustavofring7540
    @gustavofring7540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Twitch is slowly becoming an adult website

    • @lovecraftiancat6646
      @lovecraftiancat6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I hope it dies with twitter.

    • @AnimateTronix
      @AnimateTronix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it always was

    • @antron1223
      @antron1223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beegdawg no reddit shall never die

    • @pikachuisbusted5268
      @pikachuisbusted5268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beegdawg wait why discord?

    • @---bs2xx
      @---bs2xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antron1223 it will when all the users die of stage 68 diabetes

  • @domdude491
    @domdude491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I love how Twitch really doesn't care anymore about trying to justify their decisions

    • @josephhoover4542
      @josephhoover4542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah its gettin to hard to cove up its obvious at this point

    • @vintce6019
      @vintce6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They just dont care anymore. Its just like bad journalism. You write half assed articles + you dont get in trouble for it + you get paid for it.

  • @notorious4194
    @notorious4194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    At this rate i wont be surprised if twitch added a porn section

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would start using twitch more if that happened

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      less I mean less

    • @paweei
      @paweei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@SHRIIMPSUCKS bro?

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@paweei it was a misinput

    • @bananamonkeygaming14
      @bananamonkeygaming14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's a weird way to spell "hot tub"

  • @certifiedhoodclassic7833
    @certifiedhoodclassic7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I'm not surprised and that's genuinely horrifying

    • @lovecraftiancat6646
      @lovecraftiancat6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is why human fantasies should stay fantasies.

    • @kestrel.89
      @kestrel.89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lovecraftiancat6646 yes, also who in the actual fuck fantasizes about this

    • @certifiedhoodclassic7833
      @certifiedhoodclassic7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kestrel.89 you'd be surprised

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      have you seen Twitter? i honestly can't tell if they're joking or not at this point

    • @Blue_Mike
      @Blue_Mike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kestrel.89 Fr tho like wtf

  • @currymouse
    @currymouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    And i thought humanity was already low enoigh when we started paying for feet pictures

  • @moraelity
    @moraelity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    As someone who enjoys asmr, it's disgusting. ASMR is to help people like me sleep, it's not a sexual thing at all. It's to help people with insomnia, anxiety and depression etc.

    • @helloibreatheair2051
      @helloibreatheair2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Even if my asmr is music,this is disgusting

    • @moraelity
      @moraelity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @l a y yeah I know. The part about them being nice, how can they be nice if they're intentionally going in the asmr tag and intentionally stealing viewers when they have onlyfans to do this on? It's scummy

    • @moraelity
      @moraelity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Crushed Dandelions yes, and it's really unfortunate that actual ASMRists make their content have some sexual element when the ASMR is really good.

    • @iamdivan7368
      @iamdivan7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Woah, I didn't know it can help people like that, that is amazing.
      Hope you are doing good with this condition

    • @Knownnom
      @Knownnom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who's your favorite ASMRist? Mine is Gibi ASMR

  • @GDStormy
    @GDStormy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    the fact that they actually get money from this makes me cry

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Just imagine being a full grown adult and paying to watch some girl who doesn’t even know you fart. What has the human race become…

    • @GDStormy
      @GDStormy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Rekter imagine a 31 year old man watching a young woman fart on tape

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We've truly devolved as a species. The shit I took this morning is smarter than humanity

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@GDStormy It makes me physically cringe thinking about a scenario like that.

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those people make me commit seppuku

  • @outofideasexe
    @outofideasexe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Fun fact. If you stream into the "pools, hot tub, and beaches category" you get less ads since most advertisers don't like hut tub streams

    • @Noahed_
      @Noahed_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow

    • @defaultio3354
      @defaultio3354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Advertisers have earned my respect

    • @superlimeapple
      @superlimeapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I believe that's the reason they created the category, because advertisers started making a fuss

    • @jasonmarcellino1483
      @jasonmarcellino1483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Noahed_ not really, the lost income from ads would just be replaced by more income from simps

  • @thesuperdoge2476
    @thesuperdoge2476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I dont understand what XQC said but all i know is hes speaking fact

    • @albertsbastard2462
      @albertsbastard2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same but we can tell he was speaking straight facts

    • @vintce6019
      @vintce6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His facts are straighter than my sexuality

    • @albertsbastard2462
      @albertsbastard2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vintce6019 same hah we both gay 🤌🏼

    • @6wrldisablackmonkeyslave219
      @6wrldisablackmonkeyslave219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "But females are struggling in today's society"😒

  • @Pjgamerglasses
    @Pjgamerglasses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I like how they’ll ban you for showing 1
    millisecond of music but then this stuff happens and their like “*sips coffee* looks fine to me”

  • @kibblesnackz
    @kibblesnackz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "twitch is a streaming platform not a creaming platform" -Sun Tzu, art of war

  • @luxios8214
    @luxios8214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "If you don't know the Just Chatting section, it's essentially a place, where you kinda just chat"
    wait fr? I never knew that

  • @zapgod89
    @zapgod89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Mmm my favorite ASMR, fart ASMR: said no one ever lmao

    • @lonely_ghost9857
      @lonely_ghost9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Had me there ngl

    • @martialhero9544
      @martialhero9544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They had us in the first half, ngl.

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had us in first half ngl

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *th-cam.com/video/KMdVWaSK--Q/w-d-xo.html* ....

    • @zapgod89
      @zapgod89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know I made a spelling error, I m dum

  • @trashdakid3682
    @trashdakid3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Now, I don't condone bullying but we got to do something about these simps.

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      sometimes its ok to bully people

    • @yurichtube1162
      @yurichtube1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The internet is filled with mentally ill people.

    • @DevilsRadvocate
      @DevilsRadvocate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now, I don’t condone murder but we got to do something about these simps

    • @Blue_Mike
      @Blue_Mike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DevilsRadvocate We gotta purge them 🔪🔫☠️ 💣💥

    • @jielynsabarez2693
      @jielynsabarez2693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet"

  • @ChillezOwO
    @ChillezOwO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Now there're gone be compilations of these people accidentally sharting on stream

  • @PremiumAphid
    @PremiumAphid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    If you told the creator of the internet what he would of ended up creating, he would of never let his invention out to the public

  • @Ame865
    @Ame865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Let's be real. When has "Just Chatting" every mainly been just about chatting.

    • @diamondaforce
      @diamondaforce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It has a lot of the time. Sykunno, Ludwig they actually do just chatting

    • @Ame865
      @Ame865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@diamondaforce a lot of the time yes. Mainly, no

    • @diamondaforce
      @diamondaforce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ame865Not fully true but I don’t feel like arguing

  • @fropao754
    @fropao754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    POV: You’re the main character and you’re late in another Pegasus video

  • @Reykh24
    @Reykh24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "What has humanity come to?" -shakespeare or some guy

  • @ksicks
    @ksicks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This isn’t the right timeline damnit

  • @Cookie_Clockwise
    @Cookie_Clockwise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Times like this I just wanna stop being a human, but I’ll settle for another mass extinction

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      when will the next meteor strike down and kill us all?

    • @bananamonkeygaming14
      @bananamonkeygaming14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      According to random information I found on Google scientists predict that there's a 19% chance humans will got extinct by 2100

    • @kanyenorth3112
      @kanyenorth3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You want the whole of humanity to die because of about like 20% of us?

    • @Blue_Mike
      @Blue_Mike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kanyenorth3112 Well yes but actually no

    • @gadaye7770
      @gadaye7770 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kanyenorth3112 yes but no

  • @daddy7315
    @daddy7315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Twitch is becoming a second onlyfans and that's happening real quick

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      an onlyfans that you don't have to pay for

    • @yourfatboy5359
      @yourfatboy5359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@SHRIIMPSUCKS pornhub and rule 34?

    • @antron1223
      @antron1223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yourfatboy5359 no fard and Doo Doo fard

    • @yourfatboy5359
      @yourfatboy5359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@antron1223 ah i see

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like worse version of chaturbate.

  • @MarMarVibes
    @MarMarVibes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Pokimane is the least entertaining to me but at least she actually pretends to play video games

  • @bobsandvegana
    @bobsandvegana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Twitch is basically pp hub's lite version

  • @cjfuller43
    @cjfuller43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I used to think xQc was annoying. I'm slowly learning that his lack of filter is a positive thing

    • @toxthick4349
      @toxthick4349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was just listening to him like "wow, i never thought i could ever respect something he said, especially this much"

    • @optimisticwatermelon
      @optimisticwatermelon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have no idea what he's saying

    • @pitterpatter4201
      @pitterpatter4201 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no, only when he agrees with you.

    • @cjfuller43
      @cjfuller43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pitterpatter4201 very true! I like when people agree with me. And I dislike it when they do not.

    • @pitterpatter4201
      @pitterpatter4201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cjfuller43 truly. No matter if objectively right or wrong. Xqc still annoying, but he is right about this.

  • @BlackBoyAli
    @BlackBoyAli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "The world is evolving just backwards"

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "why are we still here, just to suffer"

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the reason why people should go back to monke......Red Wine addict signing out

    • @korblex7700
      @korblex7700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is everyone spamming links

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@korblex7700 they're bots

    • @bloxcraftroblox1273
      @bloxcraftroblox1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@korblex7700 Not everyone its only this one bot

  • @jumpyyjasminee5315
    @jumpyyjasminee5315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Chats new joke: *farts cutely* UwU
    SJSJSJSJS

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sjsjsjsjsjs?

    • @lacryingbaby3005
      @lacryingbaby3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OwO

    • @cjvillacorte2705
      @cjvillacorte2705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the heck is sj?

    • @jumpyyjasminee5315
      @jumpyyjasminee5315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cjvillacorte2705 its just a way of me laghing idrl how “HAHAHAAHHAHAH” looks plus i dont laugh like that ans mire oh a SSSSSSSSPPPPPFF a nit random but its a lil unique!

    • @AE_15x
      @AE_15x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you a turk since mostly turks use randoms

  • @cthulhubop8293
    @cthulhubop8293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When i saw the title i- i mean i never audibly react to anything when i dont have to or im alone and i just exclaimed " _What_ "

    • @zachh3937
      @zachh3937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wattles?

    • @cthulhubop8293
      @cthulhubop8293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zachh3937 its the pfp for wattles second channel "wattles too"

  • @aaaaa-n8l
    @aaaaa-n8l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Back in my day Alinity was the woman we hated on twitch, now we have Amouranth and IndieFoxx

    • @znoiks7915
      @znoiks7915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They keep on multiplying!

    • @pv7875
      @pv7875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@znoiks7915 Like damn mosquitoes...

    • @Blue_Mike
      @Blue_Mike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pv7875 And bacteria

    • @gadaye7770
      @gadaye7770 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blue_Mike and human!

    • @AE_15x
      @AE_15x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gadaye7770 and-
      wait what

  • @jellycpufi1880
    @jellycpufi1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Every day we stray further away from jesus"
    -me probably, because I don't remember how exactly it goes

    • @watchemfly8164
      @watchemfly8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the saying goes, "Every day we stray further from God's light."

    • @yeah_boigogogo500
      @yeah_boigogogo500 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@watchemfly8164 everyday we stray further from god

  • @humannomore7759
    @humannomore7759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I don't like XQC, but I've never seen someone use their lack of friends as a chad move

  • @oceanzu
    @oceanzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "pickle Rick balloon"
    Me: *casually laughing to death*

  • @pondye8518
    @pondye8518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    imagine just waking up and be like "ahhh it's a good day today, time to watch egirls fart for 4-10 hours"

  • @fedebramba3890
    @fedebramba3890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hot tubs’ controversies are like children with cancer: they never get old

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont make fun of cancer. Candice has cancer... 😔

    • @georgia8830
      @georgia8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SpaceMonkeyBoi Candice nuts

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@georgia8830 Candice Gertrude Flynn is a fictional character from the Disney Channel animated television series Phineas and Ferb, voiced by Ashley Tisdale and created and designed by Dan Povenmire. She first appeared in the series' pilot episode along with the other main characters who star in the A-Plot.

    • @lacryingbaby3005
      @lacryingbaby3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpaceMonkeyBoi cancer deez nut

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SpaceMonkeyBoi lmao image having your middle name be Gertrude

  • @mylesorsomething
    @mylesorsomething 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i didn't think that my hope in humanity could die any further than where it is now, i mean like its in the double negatives now

  • @gerogie51
    @gerogie51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    These are the type of people to grab the water to avoid falling in the shower

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The thots and my former crush on twitch are daily reminders that somehow dryer lint gained sentience.

  • @mannimations5950
    @mannimations5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Next time: “twitch streamers are murdering themselves for views”

  • @hannimylovely
    @hannimylovely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As an asmr fan, asmr is not SUPPOSED to be sexual, yes, it his sexualized ( by idiots) , but that doesn't make the concept of asmr something sexual.

  • @iblivs21
    @iblivs21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "okay so what do you do on twitch? play minecraft? roblox? valorant?"
    "fart."

  • @fayhay8011
    @fayhay8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember the old title was “Twitch Streamers Are FARTING For Views Now”

  • @swetlona
    @swetlona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm jobless but not enough to sit and watch these kind of streamers :)

  • @arplays4837
    @arplays4837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is what thousands of years of wanting development got us into

  • @chaosdromanah8620
    @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ok then i must time travel in 1920's to warn the people about the horrendous future that's coming for them

  • @whydopeoplelovefoxy2051
    @whydopeoplelovefoxy2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nokia phone as an axe best thing I’ve seen all day

  • @Kumnut
    @Kumnut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You’re videos are something I wouldn’t miss. Even if I was watching a dude explain how a gang of birds were scoping and got into his house through their chimney

  • @terosnsig7519
    @terosnsig7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:17 pegasus were going to need an explanation for that aim

  • @squarebreads
    @squarebreads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ASMR is like the calmness you get when there's rain outside and if you don't like people whispering, than I recommend ASMR Bakery on yt

  • @aaaaa-n8l
    @aaaaa-n8l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    UPDATE: both Amouranth and Indiefoxx have been banned. Today is a good day fellas

    • @mathbrooo
      @mathbrooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOOOO!!!

  • @Nice-ph1qu
    @Nice-ph1qu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If I would have been a girl then I would have become a millionaire by my farting skills on Twitch.

  • @JustOneHappyBoiii
    @JustOneHappyBoiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Pegasus uploads and you see it in your recommended you just *need* to see it

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bo Burnham warned us about this content

  • @Nullfr_
    @Nullfr_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    600k Congratulations Pegasus :D

  • @nikokrol7773
    @nikokrol7773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Only legends remember the original title "Twitch streamers are FARTING for views now..."

  • @ibrimkabimi
    @ibrimkabimi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw an ad that said "paying celebrities on cameo to say subscribe to pegasus"

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Twitch in a nutshell:
    "**Farts cutely** uwu"

  • @averagecanadian87
    @averagecanadian87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BRO MY TH-cam CRASHED WHEN HE SAID “Well Twitch Funny You Didnt Mention The Hot Tub Fart AS-“

  • @galacticpookachus6780
    @galacticpookachus6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’d be interested in pegasus touching the mic asmr

  • @audrete6071
    @audrete6071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You are amazing indie fox!" Literally doing *fart asmr*

  • @voltagethename9959
    @voltagethename9959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m proud of xqc he’s improving in speech

  • @VerchielxKanda
    @VerchielxKanda ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hope you were able to see the recent Amouranth situation. Her husband was the mastermind behind her sexual-eske content, and he was very abusive and manipulative towards her for the longest. He had access to all of her accounts, including her money she was making. He would threaten to toss her money at something or kill her dogs for the smallest shit. A complete wacko.
    She was finally able to divorce his ass and get her money and accounts transferred into her own name. She was seen wearing a turtleneck sweater saying she doesn't have to show her boobs anymore. That she was free.

  • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
    @user-xg8rl8zs9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yall know how Trunks' future is completely destitute and destroyed?
    That's twitch right now.
    That is what twitch is becoming.
    But we gotta change the future bois

    • @stephanblaise1360
      @stephanblaise1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OR, stay with me now... we could completely delete it like Zeno did... just saying

  • @alexanderjoseph4968
    @alexanderjoseph4968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "When an army falls, blame the soldiers not the Commander" Yoda,
    .... probably

  • @jamesgornall8430
    @jamesgornall8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OGs will remember when the title was 'twitch streamers are now farting for views'

  • @machinldo6209
    @machinldo6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    just checked the bathtubs category and some of them are literally titled [18+] and quikkie on the beach twitch is beyond pathetic

  • @aero5016
    @aero5016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I simply just love having a brain and sanity

  • @Scaryasparagus
    @Scaryasparagus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    me: looking to see if anybody i watch is live whilst scrolling through just chatting
    also me: sees one of these and scrolls right back and leaves the app

  • @_stfubroskii
    @_stfubroskii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I might start praying after seeing this

  • @kakoais9078
    @kakoais9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Twitch Farting ASMR Meta???? I've never heard of it but I wish I still don't

  • @THE-GUY-REAL
    @THE-GUY-REAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Twitch currently "diarrhea asmr 10 hours"

    • @subtractment
      @subtractment 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can’t spell diarrhoea without hoe

  • @cameroniandcheese1287
    @cameroniandcheese1287 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The name of those asmr tingles you were talking about is sometimes called “eargasms”

  • @JetstreamSam343
    @JetstreamSam343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Play Pokimane farting compilatipn 4kHD"

  • @silverabeloth3157
    @silverabeloth3157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If simps didn't give them attention, that wouldn't happen.

  • @starplays3718
    @starplays3718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm gonna be honest, xqc seems like a really nice guy, but listening to him talk feels like I'm lagging, I can't tell if its an accent/language barrier thing or if his speech is zany for Canadians as well.

    • @optimisticwatermelon
      @optimisticwatermelon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about. It sounds like what I hear whenever I zone out in the middle of watching a show or something, and it really messes with me..

  • @fayhay8011
    @fayhay8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The simps are down bad,they hit bedrock 1.17 update

  • @syzak5698
    @syzak5698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    how desperate some people can be

  • @yeetskeet980
    @yeetskeet980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legit opened twitch up and first thing recommended was amouranth in a spider Gwen spandex

  • @toanaboogegefrancis7221
    @toanaboogegefrancis7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Humanity is evolving backwards.

  • @Doopyhpp
    @Doopyhpp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate how they do that on a website used by kids

  • @deliks3955
    @deliks3955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Day 165 of reminding pegasus that he exists for 10 minutes a day.

  • @phatcat10101
    @phatcat10101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yesterday on the front page i saw a naked lady with over 5 mil and that was just the thumbnail

  • @crystal-1736
    @crystal-1736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They are just mocking Twitch by not caring about the ban

  • @youdontknowme177
    @youdontknowme177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pegasus tried to fly using the pulse musket lol 9:34

  • @speedwagon914
    @speedwagon914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We all know that this meta is pathetic but the people supporting it are far more pathetic

    • @rutad363
      @rutad363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree lol

  • @Superdoodledoom
    @Superdoodledoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vsauce uploaded a video called "The Fart Limit"

  • @dawidkossowski4714
    @dawidkossowski4714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    idk why but the title made me laugh so hard

  • @youmightbecomethenextmeal3302
    @youmightbecomethenextmeal3302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got pegasus mushroom character as a stuffy for my b-day

  • @potatoheadxd7891
    @potatoheadxd7891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Raid twich HQ 2022 ????
    We need a plan to prepare before 22

  • @kiwi8888
    @kiwi8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    twitch staff finally hit post nut clarity