My granddad used to get a kick out of me by saying random things and making me believe it. One time he told me he was the hide and seek world champion of 1979 and I believed it...
my sister did the same (yep, the result most probably me if it worked or it was just a coincidence but I wasn't planned at all) She just wanted a sister so bad and I guess the dude also rl wanted a younger sibling lol
I’m proud to say that I’ve been following that guy in the thumbnail for quite a while now, and yes, almost all his content is like that since a random video like that blew up
Okay but having mints and drinking frigid water is a heavenly feeling! Especially on a hot summer day. I do it all the time and I didn't know people hated it, it's like the only thing I will ever eat or drink with mint😂
The guy Tryna figure out the triscuit meaning: I don’t need sleep I need answers. Him after finding it out and actually getting approved by the company: I don’t need answers I need sleep.
Mario maker 3 ideas the function update: On/off switch: This is a p switch that switches on/off, you can only activate it if the opposite state is on Ex. If the state is off you can trigger on switches to switch it on but it's already on you can't trigger it again Sloped bridge: Semisolid that is a slope Mario block: Only players can pass through this Moving block: When this block is activated it moves in its chosen direction and if it hits a block it's activated Colored hard block: Self explanatory, choose a color make funny art Speaking box: Text to make lore (can also be triggered by enemies) Also all of these are available in 3dw New themes: Food land/cookie land in 3dw: Spike balls turn into cookies which are the same but you can crumble them by jumping on them and at night all the food is rotten so 1 ups and mushrooms are rotten mushrooms Fire flowers become decayed flowers that throw concentrated death at you and the ground is fatal to stand on Volcano: Has lava At night toxic air slowly or quickly goes to the right Factory/pipes: At night everything is a silhouette Beach: Has water At night the water is cold and you die after 10 seconds Stupid twister: You can place it in pipes, lakitu clouds and other stuff, it also can be placed on walls Stupid angry sun: You can have 3 angry suns You can stack stuff below and above angry suns Angry suns curve can be changed depending on their height Ex. B. |: A. :| Imagine the dots are angry suns If they do a curve they will look like this with the new mechanic A. |) B.)| Stupid banzai bill: They destroy blocks in all game styles Also springs bounce them Stupid bone chomp fishy thing: It activates blocks when it's angry or it falls Stupid incomplete skating shoe: It doesn't exist and it's replaced by the tanooki leaf which is a tanooki leaf without flight Also bumpers are in 3dw and bumpers size can be changed Cappy: Only available in 3d world Throw cappy, jump on cappy or capture something with cappy If you get hurt you leave the capture You remove wings when you transform into enemies And you can't capture most big enemies you just deal damage to them Also you can just get out of a capture by pressing the shoulder buttons Here are some transformations: Goomba: Stack on other goombas your size Piranha plant: You are stuck But can bite enemies and shoot fire balls Dry bones and koopa: You can only walk You can play dead with dry bones Bullet bill: You can't do anything but just wait till you hit something or just uncapture With the cat bullet bill you can fly anywhere Also banzai bills act the same Cheep cheep: Drown or swim also you can jump Fire ball: Swim, jump You die in the void if you don't touch lava Hammer bro: Jump, walk and throw hammers that deal damage to enemies Tree: Hop slowly Pirhana creeper: Extend Skipsqueak: You can jump, run and walk If you have spikes you can kill enemies from above Ant trooper: You can go around blocks And if you're right above or below a block you can stick to it Hop chop: You are a spring that can walk Stingby: Just fly horizontally Bully: Walk Kill other enemies and push bullies Conkdor: Smash stuff with your beak and And turn around
you should ask people to like and comment just in case they forget, I almost do a lot of times, and I want to help you grow with the algorithm, so yeah.
”You can do whatever you want on july 4 if you’re vaccinated” Me: Finally i can steal all the lemon lime gatorade from the nearest 7-eleven without the cops coming in
My friend has short living photogenic abilities, she just studies last minute and take pics with her brain and surprisingly she passed, gotta admit dat shi works
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MADLAD
LADMAD
r/2ndreply
Yes
POG
MORE LIKE A SHRIGMA LAD
8:47 That's me!
Ayeee dapzz
what’s up checkmark
The madlad himself;-;
Found it
th-cam.com/video/JyoJuK_Jt48/w-d-xo.html
as a subscriber who’s been with dapz since he started, he’s unstoppable
He is truly above the mortal plane
@@itisi2042 he’s literal god
@@Verdun16 he’s unbeatable, unkillable, unmatched!
no no, he’s got a point
I knew him from discord before I knew he had a channel, it’s some real horrific shit.
"Oh my god, that man is a murderer!"
"Don't worry, I'm vaccinated."
"Oh.."
😂
Everybody gangsta until you kill someone and your not vaccinated.
Red Wine....is the best
Pegasus: says Frick and bs instead of the original words
Also Pegasus: says shit and bitch in the same video
LMFAO ong
Ikr lmaoooooo
He also can't pronounce "origin."
Me: Bored out of my mind
Pegasus: "Uploads"
Me: Im cured *im not bored anymore*
Same
The person that stole the declaration of independence looking Pegasus but replace the Pega with mega
sussy
mega sus
pegasussy
Madlad pulled off a Nicolas Cage stunt.
Edit: if you don’t get it you probably didn’t watch national treasure.
@about you shut up in here the hell did you just do
Edit: man got (reported)
@@pilotpat I'm sick and tired of this kind of crap.
that was very random movie, I was wait for this comment
@@thriftstorechicken3395 huh
@@pilotpat Not you, sorry. These stupid spam comments.
8:36
This man can win any argument against his sister by just saying "you were born because of me"
I legitimately told my brother that when I was young one time
@@dapz The madlad is actually here Brooooo
@@dapz DAPZ!!!
@@dapz the madlad graces us with his presence 👁️👁️
The ultimate card
I mean, you can't really stop dapz. The only person who even has a slight CHANCE is shaggy.
Ye
Dapz is god
Actually from direct contact he was trained by shaggy but eventually became more powerful
What about Ricardo?
@@miguelocana2121 then he had poisoned shaggy’s water with A MINT and stole all his powers
My granddad used to get a kick out of me by saying random things and making me believe it. One time he told me he was the hide and seek world champion of 1979 and I believed it...
“You can do anything you want on July 4th if your vaccinated”
Finally, Ive been looking for a way to get rid of these bodies for a while now
You're gonna eat them ? CAN I HAVE SOME
r/cursedcomments
Here have some 🍷 before you finish getting rid of those bodies
Take this⛸and drive it over
@@mercy5276 not really cursed. I have thousands of bodies daily
Pegasus not reading the words condom and pregnant out loud while I'm watching this video without earphones next to my parents is the real madlad
I can’t believe National Treasure is real now.
*Worldwide treasure*
Planetary Treasure
Universal Treasure
Multiversal treasure
International Treasure
Pega *SUS* the madlad
evil
Someone has their notifications on
Amogus
@@ephemeral1654 Sussy 😳
hey evil do you like dragons
“You can do anything on the July 4th”
WAIT! I CAN FINALLY GO ON A MURDER SPREE!? THIS IS AWESOME
You always can, just legally now
Here is something you might not have Known:
TH-cam in the German Language can give you an Exact Number of Subs/Likes as long as it's under 1 Million!
German Accuracy.
@@elitegaming3056 German engineering is truly the best.
That's how it used to be. It doesn't mean they're the best, it means it's out dated.
@@Shrektopuz That just means they made it worse for others.
@@aryabratsahoo7474 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???
Did you know that Oreos are technically a rip off of an older cookie called Hydrox
@high creative blood.. do not care
But that's just a theory, a food theorrry
@@heavenonearth3316 What "Theory"? It's true, no?
No shit Sherlock
@@yuoshion I know, but it can't be used here since this is not a theory, it's the truth.
What if you saw how many times you've said a word?
Edgy 11 y.o: says the N-word 14000 times
Tyrone: grabs the 9
WHAT IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE....
WHAT IN THE HOLY NAME OF GOD IS THAT PFP?!
@@NONO-oy1cu it scares me
That guy that poked a hole in the coñđøms is a madlad but also whg
my sister did the same (yep, the result most probably me if it worked or it was just a coincidence but I wasn't planned at all)
She just wanted a sister so bad and I guess the dude also rl wanted a younger sibling lol
I mean abortions exist. He’s lucky
He’s more of a masochist than Markiplier lmao
You’re trying to take the Declaration of Independence? I thought you were thinking of dismantling the patriarchy daily
ricegum when he see's how much he says "irelevant".
I’m proud to say that I’ve been following that guy in the thumbnail for quite a while now, and yes, almost all his content is like that since a random video like that blew up
Man im glad someones talking about this
I wonder if pegasus is gonna get cancelled for squinting his eyes
You’ve jinxed it
Lol getting a Mechanical Engineering degree from a University is harder than being a high school valedictorian.
He is a man of strength, commitment and sheer f*cking will
The Biscuit company guy surely got a a full ride scholarship to Harvard I'm 100 percent sure of it
9:50 THAT MAN IS THE FATHER OF ALL MAD LADS LMFAO
This Video has a lot of Big Ball Energy to it.
Okay but having mints and drinking frigid water is a heavenly feeling! Especially on a hot summer day. I do it all the time and I didn't know people hated it, it's like the only thing I will ever eat or drink with mint😂
Pegasus if you read this you need a podcast or be in one
The guy Tryna figure out the triscuit meaning: I don’t need sleep I need answers.
Him after finding it out and actually getting approved by the company: I don’t need answers I need sleep.
ot more accurately "I no longer need answers I need sleep"
I love how you change up the content a lot man keep doing your thing
I was shocked you showed dapz in the thumbnail. I thought you were going to make a full video just roasting him
Lol same I am subbed to him
ngl that would be funny
@@dapz hi
@@dapz bruh didn’t know u will reply, this comment was not that popular and glad you were one of the few to see this 😄😄👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
th-cam.com/video/JyoJuK_Jt48/w-d-xo.html
You should use "a hat in time" as gameplay
i love how he doesnt say "pregnant" but can curse jsjssj
the triscuit story was amazing i loved it xD r/madlads is a great subreddit
Mario maker 3 ideas the function update:
On/off switch:
This is a p switch that switches on/off, you can only activate it if the opposite state is on
Ex. If the state is off you can trigger on switches to switch it on but it's already on you can't trigger it again
Sloped bridge:
Semisolid that is a slope
Mario block:
Only players can pass through this
Moving block:
When this block is activated it moves in its chosen direction and if it hits a block it's activated
Colored hard block:
Self explanatory, choose a color make funny art
Speaking box:
Text to make lore (can also be triggered by enemies)
Also all of these are available in 3dw
New themes:
Food land/cookie land in 3dw:
Spike balls turn into cookies which are the same but you can crumble them by jumping on them and at night all the food is rotten so 1 ups and mushrooms are rotten mushrooms
Fire flowers become decayed flowers that throw concentrated death at you and the ground is fatal to stand on
Volcano:
Has lava
At night toxic air slowly or quickly goes to the right
Factory/pipes:
At night everything is a silhouette
Beach:
Has water
At night the water is cold and you die after 10 seconds
Stupid twister:
You can place it in pipes, lakitu clouds and other stuff, it also can be placed on walls
Stupid angry sun:
You can have 3 angry suns
You can stack stuff below and above angry suns
Angry suns curve can be changed depending on their height
Ex. B. |: A. :| Imagine the dots are angry suns
If they do a curve they will look like this with the new mechanic
A. |) B.)|
Stupid banzai bill:
They destroy blocks in all game styles
Also springs bounce them
Stupid bone chomp fishy thing:
It activates blocks when it's angry or it falls
Stupid incomplete skating shoe:
It doesn't exist and it's replaced by the tanooki leaf which is a tanooki leaf without flight
Also bumpers are in 3dw and bumpers size can be changed
Cappy:
Only available in 3d world
Throw cappy, jump on cappy or capture something with cappy
If you get hurt you leave the capture
You remove wings when you transform into enemies
And you can't capture most big enemies you just deal damage to them
Also you can just get out of a capture by pressing the shoulder buttons
Here are some transformations:
Goomba:
Stack on other goombas your size
Piranha plant:
You are stuck But can bite enemies and shoot fire balls
Dry bones and koopa:
You can only walk
You can play dead with dry bones
Bullet bill:
You can't do anything but just wait till you hit something or just uncapture
With the cat bullet bill you can fly anywhere
Also banzai bills act the same
Cheep cheep:
Drown or swim also you can jump
Fire ball:
Swim, jump
You die in the void if you don't touch lava
Hammer bro:
Jump, walk and throw hammers that deal damage to enemies
Tree:
Hop slowly
Pirhana creeper:
Extend
Skipsqueak:
You can jump, run and walk
If you have spikes you can kill enemies from above
Ant trooper:
You can go around blocks
And if you're right above or below a block you can stick to it
Hop chop:
You are a spring that can walk
Stingby:
Just fly horizontally
Bully:
Walk
Kill other enemies and push bullies
Conkdor:
Smash stuff with your beak and
And turn around
Did anyone notice the 6969 retweets and 99.99k likes?
9:22 I dip my fries in ranch. No shame, it tastes good
it is physically impossible for mere mortals to stop this man
12:35 The real mad lad is Pegasus playing Spyro with 0 lives.
you should ask people to like and comment just in case they forget, I almost do a lot of times, and I want to help you grow with the algorithm, so yeah.
Triscuits: SHOCKING FLAVOR
Am big pro fast click
Early gang
Yuh
Bruh
Huh
Monto
I want to thorw up so badly everytime I hear fork scratching plates
We did it boys, America is no more.
now all the north and south americans have to swim to europe and africa
@@shadster7318 Independence revoked. Every american just has to swim away, illegitimate nation, gone.
”You can do whatever you want on july 4 if you’re vaccinated”
Me: Finally i can steal all the lemon lime gatorade from the nearest 7-eleven without the cops coming in
on that geo-guesser post, i have a guy in my neighborhood who flys an irish flag in the middle of washington, usa
Thy who takes the decoration of independence gets thine head removed
My dad still plays war of the worlds on Christmas. Is this some secret paternal tradition of which I have not been informed?
My mom was the valedictorian, and my parents expect me to be the valedictorian even though I’m painfully average
A real mad lad would wake up without a hangover
When dapz stubs his toe on a table the table starts jumping in pain
Guy in the intro: I'm too powerful to be left alive
He is not a madlad, he is a gamer, doing things no gamer has done before.
@HelloThere yup.
Friend: Hey wanna go outside?
Me: No I'm busy
Also me: 7:25
0:46 Justin wasn't valedictorian because he's too cracked at fortnite my guy.
The reason why he can say Ketchup is because he'll always Ketch-up
5:50 this is really funny
“He has to many accounts”
JackSucksAtLife: *laughs in 20+ play buttons*
You think you can stop the ultimate life form? You can’t even do that in your dreams
Guy saw National Treasure once and knew what he had to do
-Oh my god he his robbing a bank!!!
Government: Don't worry he is vaccinated
-Oh yeah that's fine...
Been a subscriber to dapz for a really long time, and I can conclude, you simply can’t stop him.
Dude thank you for the Triscuit info I love that kind of random fact😂❤
4:10
If it includes typing/writing then I am unfortunately at "lol" or "bruh".
Now starts my crusade to make my most used word something else
Pegasus : Oliver you got balls
Me : awwww thank you
his pronunciation of origin is kinda funny, makes the video more enjoyable. Madlad
1:28 national treasure in a nutshell
1:30
Ah really?
Then yall better be calling me arsene lupin from now on
Girl said: frick it I’m Nicolas cage now
Idk if this is insane or not but I find the sound of nails on a chalkboard quite satisfying and I do it to every chalkboard I see.
8:46 I bet this guy chews on jolly ranchers like gum
Wendy's should have replied ''rather that than a Mcdonald's burger''
That Dapz dude is too dangerous to be kept alive
Whats so wrong with the " eating minds and near freezing water"? I do it all the time
1:05 as someone who's sister was valedictorian, I can confirm, that is _exactly_ the type of people who are valedictorian
Fun Fact: Putpocketing is also illegal
3:24 i’ve been waiting to do this roast for ages. But man actually hot Wendy’s
Omg Elec-Triscuit-y was not a pun I was expecting to come up with today
The most crazzy about jake is that he uploads daily on atleast 3 of them
Ikr LOL but I love him
The word that everyone has atleast a million uses is THE
My friend has short living photogenic abilities, she just studies last minute and take pics with her brain and surprisingly she passed, gotta admit dat shi works
I like how triscuit decided to put a lightning bolt by there name on twitter now
I love watching dapz, I find it funny to watch people who are above humans
He even bit a *Nokia.* His a legend
"I dip my ketchup in
____________"
Me: tomato sauce
dapz is a gigachad, somehow surviving this torture
I wouldn't mind seeing a video of Mr beast put pocketing 10K in peoples bags
9:19
No one:
No one ever:
Not a single soul:
Me: chipotle Mayo
Everyone: is this the power of god….
Dapz:I Am jUST DoInG NoRmAL tHiNgs
7:47 fun fact : Jake is forced to make videos by his lamp
Young Nicholas Cage.
He isnt built different, hes made of different parts entirely
The triscuit one is like a real fucking detective bro
This guy is more powerful than society who tried to stop him
dapz isn’t a mad lad,he is a ascended god at his 335,2332,34382,39928th form