PAX Sucks ft. Brandon Herrera - Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 51
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- The boys are back from PAX East with PLENTY of stories for you. Some of them even smell a little, but at least Baddie's butt is clean!
YOUR FAVORITE CO-HOST -- I MEAN GUEST @BrandonHerrera IS BACK!!! Turns out he may be a nerd after all???
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Edited by Fluck
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Brandon needs to sit in Eli's chair so he can get the achievement.
omg that so funny
Throne of the midget king unlocked
call it the hosting hat trick
“You killed Dave” Achievement unlocked 20G
"Superposition of fuckery" throphy unlocked.
"Shadow boxing outside the battered women's shelter." Fuuuck, that's such a line.
“Some fine ass bitches up in here…”
Ah the hosts are back. They’ve got a good guest in Baddie. Most of the time he’s fine to listen to.
who is this baddie? I only see dave
Brandon was close Thor's pseudonym is Donald Blake. Also glad to see Snorlax has a hat now.
Baddy isn't to bad of a guest. He brings an ok view
Hahahahahahahaha I love all of you
Dave is only tolerable for 1 hour per week. I'm glad Brandon is back on
Brandon’s going to go to take a crap on Baddie’s toilet, stand up to wipe and the bidet’s just going to pressure wash Baddie’s ceiling.
That’s fucking hilarious. They have to see this😂
"They got off on it so much they went home and watched the shit out their wives".. That's a God tier joke from Brandon! Love it!
I'm a 61 year old white woman and I've been laughing so hard at this podcast!! My Grandmother always said that the secret to a happy life was regularity.
this made my day XD
hell yea ! welcome aboard!
Cum Con Enforcer- "Sir what is that your drinking ? does it have alcohol in it ? NO ! sir i'm gonna have to put a shot in that... Sir did you drink your Manmosa before you entered the line ? NO sir i'm gonna have to ask you to leave and re-join the line... Sir the rules are clearly written on the ticket.. "
It's not a "horde of girls," it's a
gaggle 'o' bitches.
you misspelled whored of girls.
i think every episode with Brandon needs to be called incomprehensible laughter
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or an Argentinean who their grandfather is
Or a black their father
I think PAX itself is underwhelming. Its really only made by being an influencer and getting the benefits of wasteful company spending. I also think most of the parties are oversold.
So coachella for gamers 😂😂😂😂
It depends what you are into I think. The tabletop sections are always awesome and they are basically mecca for the webcomic scene.
Glad to see that the third member is back, wondering why Baddie is still here though
Pain.
@@unsubscribepodcast sad baddie
You can never replace the almighty ginger wizard 🧙♀️🔥
*Dave
@@unsubscribepodcast ask the Bitter Barista how she deals with "pain". I bet she can help
Shitting on Baddie memes aside, I love the episodes with Brandon. Just another one of the homies hanging out
Everything it becomes my new favorite
Id love to see this in person... a full hour of crying and abs hurting from laughing so hard.
Live audience I'd pay for it
@@tylershenenberger8112 yes. Definitely. Road trip to Texas haha
I’d be down. I would love to hang with these guys. 🤣
@@klm_shadow 100% lol we'd have an awesome time
Good seeing Brandon back as host.
Highlights
0:58 Fluck’s Seating Chart
2:08 Great Intro Donut
2:42 Blake? Greg? Dave?
3:37 Eli played a Joke on Comments
8:10 T-Shirt Ideas
11:18 Pax Flight
14:04 Flight Photo
16:39 Enforcers
17:56 Shot Show Enforcers
18:46 Pax Enforcers want to be Judge Dread
22:49 UnSub Con Fan Crossovers
24:36 Last Night Tweak Lush & Baddie
24:52 A (w)Horde of Girls
28:20 Brandon knows Thor’s Secret Identity
32:05 Incomprehensible Laughter
34:15 Germany Post WW2
37:20 Xbox 360 White Camera
39:00 Search
40:14 Ad Read
41:32 Donut could’ve stopped 9/11
42:15 Baddie’s Drunk Adventure
46:53 Donut’s Poo Pre-Flight
51:09 Eli’s Poo Story
54:18 Brandon’s Poo Story
56:50 Donut’s Bathtub Poo
1:00:00 Baddie’s Pee Story
1:04:53 Bidet
1:11:21 Back to Pax drunk
1:12:19 Videogames
1:16:00 Donut bought a MTG card (for his wallet)
Cheers. 🫡🍌
15:36 Nerf or Nothing
Dude what does Donut say at 25:12?
I scrolled upon this mid video and I love you
Thanks
You forgot 10:37 Eli does coke
Eli, Baddie, Brandon and Mel Gibson the boys are back in town 😭💀😂
What did Cody say before Brandon said "Alright, Mel Gibson, calm down", I couldn't hear it even with the volume turned all the way up?
@@TaskmasterS1721 they cut it I'm guessing
I’m guessing a horde of women’s….pack of cats….you get the picture. that’s my guess but idk how’d that would tie in with Mel
@@TaskmasterS1721 yes he did 😭😂
@@MrSlopywaffle115 Mel said a gamer word
I straight up sing along the intro every fucking time since Danny did it. Its so good.
I catch my self singing it often lmao
Me three. 😂
Soon enough people are gonna circle back around and call Baddie, Kyle. As a joke, not realizing it’s his real name.
So what did Donut say at 25:12 that cracked everybody up? I can't quite make it out. "A pack of..." ?
He’s making a joke referring to what Mel Gibson once said: a pack of N….Rs
@@Shrdzz Ah, thank you!
The pee stories reminded me of my experience with the Phantom Pisser. Got shit faced at a party and went to sleep. I heard pissing in my sleep, and thought I was pissing myself. I wake up and see a figure pissing on the dresser so I got up to leave the room cause I wasn't dealing with that, a couple minutes after I got up the woman in the bed puked all over the floor where I was sleeping. The only people in that room were me, the woman in the bed, and the hostess of the party on the other side of the bed. Everyday I thank the Phantom Pisser for saving me from being puked on
Not even close to your story, but I’ll share. So I got super juiced one night, like black out blasted. I barely made it to bed, passed out. I woke up, fully clothed laying on the ground face first in front of my bed. I couldn’t figure out why my pants were sweaty…..turns out the metal bed frame decided to trip me in the middle of the night on my way to the bathroom, and that was enough to take me out like a sniper. Pissing my pants at 30-something was humbling.
you're welcome
What did Donut say at 25:20? i listened to it a few times but i'm not sure. everyone lost it and i wanna know!!!
I lost it when Eli said "It's not even his face on the memorial shirt" I spit out my drink when he said it....lol
This episode aged really well @ 1:11:39 lol
It's nice to have the main host on again
(Much love to baddie)
After watching farther into the podcast, baddie would rather not be called Dave.
What Dave thinks isn't relevant lol
well yeah... his name is Blake
Blake David
“And I…uh…shit myself” - that whole story killed me…my abs hurt from laughing so hard! Thank you!
I was worried we weren't gonna get a episode this week thank God it was only a day late. I needed this
Unsubscribe is never late. Your expectations are just too high 🤣
In this episode, I learned to buy more pants for when I inevitably start shitting myself uncontrollably in my 30s. Thanks
And always carry baby wipes.
This podcasts legit brightens my whole fucking week. Just non stop hilarity and ridiculousness. Thanks guys. Also glad Eli really got a chuckle/cackle out of my Instagram post with the seat belt over frog baddies face. Still love that shirt
Also yes, Brandon I'm socially fucking inept.
I love these guys. The way Donut is always so quiet it reminds me of 3 high school stoner friends from a small town 20 years later....Baddie and Eli stayed on the small town and Donut moved away and had a successful life. 20 years later he comes back for a high school reunion and is trying hang out like he used too but so much time has passed and hes just not like used to be....but they are his best friends so he tries....
I started watching when Demo was on in ep 50. I started binge watching. I had watched 6 of these podcast before I knew it was supposed to be a gaming podcast. No complaints. Funny as hell. Love it.
I’m 29, and a couple months ago(when I was 28), I was trying to get my work van unstuck in my muddy ass yard after it rained, and I bent down, felt a fart coming and ended up with nugget in my pants. And this didn’t happen once but TWICE that morning. Felt completely fine, no upset stomach, didn’t eat anything out of the norm.
donut in that picture in the plane looked like he took every drug he could find 😂😂💀
Eli's laugh always sounds like a 1 second "ah-ha" sound clip on repeat lol
Donut is the master of his reality. 0:54 The "no bro" to Brandon's seating position was without hesitation.
Glad to see Mr. Beast's demolition guy is back
baddie yelled at me on stream for calling him dave and i felt bad and went and cleaned my room....... lmao it would not be the same without you baddie we love you. and the podcast is amazing as always highlight of my week every week !......................... and i would punch an enforcer at CUMCON 2022 .......
baddie is like that one Chinese poet who wrote a poem about how the winds of the world couldn't move him and he was so proud of it he sent it across the lake to his friend and his friend wrote the Chinese equivalent of fart and the guy got mad and went to his friend and the friend was like "so the 7 winds of the world cant move you but a single fart can send you across a lake"
Hearing all drinking stories makes me glad I don’t drink, but I want to be around funny drunks
Ayyyy new episode with Brandon!! Heck yeah can’t wait to see how this episode goes!
Bruh I love that I'm getting Bidet comercials on the episode after there was a whole Convo on the previous episode on Bidets
Been listening on Apple Podcast. Have to say, I like the TH-cam and cameras SO much better. This host Dave keeps looking at the camera and making funny jokes - quality.
the racially divided table
Love this podcast. Secondary Brandon, Nutman, Mr. Beast's Explosives guy and the ever beautiful fourth one!
As far as I know, peeing in closets is a sign of touchy touchy abuse. Its a way for people to subconsciously make "safe" spaces for themselves by urinating. The same is usually said for those who wet the bed at late ages.
So on the wiping
It depends on where, if I'm at a place like Walmart with shitty wobbly seat, or it's a really small stall, then squat/stand to wipe
but if the seat is stable, then lean to wipe
i used to sit until i leaned and it ripped the seat off
Jesus, y’all are gonna give the ginja ninja an aneurysm one of these days. Laughed so damn hard in the first five minutes that it made a crap day better. Keep it up boys!
29:30 Baddie: "Oh, shit you can replace me!" And that kids is called foreshadowing.
I just realized that Brandon hasn’t found his super power yet
Wait, what????? Oh that needs to be fixed.
Dope. I thought I missed a day this week. Thanks for uploading, Baddie. You legend. 🤙🏾
This glorious show fills the hole left by my staggering lack of friends
Matt character can't stop me from making my own Cumolitia shirt
Got damn lol. Already!!! Love all of you guys and the guest💯💯
My buddy was drunk at spring break and while blackout drunk walked into the living room and lifted the cushion on the east chair pissed and then spit and put the cushion back down! Lolouder!!🤣
Someone get Dave a Snickers... He's getting grumpy 😂🤣
We had a guy who pissed in the squad bay MULTIPLE times.
It was almost a given that, if he got drunk on the weekend, somebody was getting pissed on.
Baddie is slowly turning into Kyle Ren over the Dave jokes. Yes. Kyle Ren. Not Kylo. Baddie will get the joke.
@ 33:20
*mid bong rip*
*hears something in the background*
Brandon: "OH MERRYYY MEEEENNNNNNNN"
so, this is Vaders force gost, I died, soooo...
fr shit is hysterical, loves these
I would attend unsubscribecon
Also, I'm glad I could "help" out with the mask thing on Thursday.
The shadow boxing outside the battered women's clinc 🤣😆🤣 the look on Brandon's face when Cody talked about shitting himself 🤦♂️🤣
Am I the only one who's turned this podcast into a drinking game cause good lord this one got me drunk AF
Rules as follows
Drink any time they say cum
There's a on screen graphic
Eli says fluck put it on the screen
Or we call Baddie by a different name.
When Brandon brought up the thors alter ego I immediately thought he watched new rockstars
Pause at 51 seconds to see Brandon make a very relatable face
For anyone ,wondering the plane Coddy was flown in was a Piper PA-28, i think it was a Warrior or an Archer, because of the shape of the little windows at the back. But the image must be flipped because the door is on the wrong side
I'm so glad I'm 30 and haven't shit myself! But I used to work at a large hotel downtown SA and I got a call at 4 am from my boss and she said I needed to get down there fast. Some chick, super drunk locked herself out of her room and then got nasty shits all over the hallway! Like couldn't see the floor in some spots. And I had to clean it up...
I was just watching a TH-cam video that tours multimillion dollar mansions and there was a toilet inside of a shower. My first though was man, that would have been great for Eli and Donut to have!
This has become one of the best podcasts on the internet. I love that Brandon has a seating chart. 🤣 I share this with everyone I know.
I’d love to see what jokes get cut from the podcast I’m sure they have me in tears laughing.
Offenders assemble!
I'm always excited for this podcast. Huge fan of Donut, Eli and Brody
When Brandon says "Setting the tone" with that look, he gives off such Ron Burgundy vibes it's insane. Like he is anchorman on this episode.
The core 4! Donut Eli Brandon and Dave! Edit* 8 minutes and now I feel like a dick sorry Baddie!!
Don't be sorry
cant wait to listen to this at work tomorrow! Love you all
Baddie's schedule must have literally nothing on it with how often he can guest on here.
Who’s baddie. Don’t you mean dave
@@jackmullen3713 totally biffed on the name there. I'm sure Dave appreciates being addressed correctly.
@@coltonconnor549 absolutely
Thor from the comics first live action appearance was in the 1988 TV movie The Incredible Hulk Returns. I believe they used the Donald Blake persona in that movie.
And this is where the Baddie redemption arc again spirals out of control.
Put my hand through a window and while I’m healing I’ve been going through all the podcasts. I swear it’s been causing my wound to heal slower, but worth it.
Love this chaotic shit
its good to see brandon back. Thanks Dave for filling in. Edit baddie you look more like a Dave than a Kyle, this is a compliment.
I would go to a unsub con if I had time
Had a really shitty work day so thanks for waiting until the night after Wednesday so that I could end the day with a laugh. God timing
I only watch a few Podcasts but this one is my favorite by far. I even like Dave 😆 🤣 😂
Donut mentioned Americas oldest brewery Yuengling! I live 5 miles from the Pennsylvania brewery. They have a tour I really should go.
Have a wonderful day!
Right as baddie mentioned pissing on the curtains, it cut to a domino's ad: "I pissed on the curtains at dominos!"
I had 4 brothers (Harold, Freddie, Carl and Micheal) growing up. Rebels to their core. They were crazy funny and came up with the funniest crap off the cuff, you all remind me of hanging out in the living room...no AC ... and just laughing our butts off! Good times. Thanks for your podcast, I shall not UNSUBSCRIBE! The awesomeness is off the charts!
In the 60s-70s comics, Thor shared a body with Dr Donald Blake, who when he struck the ground with his walking stick, became Thor, and the walking stick because Mjolnir.
Bert is gone at Work, Earnie telling Fancy Stories. Oh Earnie. Show up with bikes, always makes Me on That Mission.
Tarkov community is surprisingly not toxic. Like if they use any kind of "words" its always in context of a gun fight. Just banter between two parties shooting at each other throwing insults and slurs while fighting. It feels authentic vs other games which are just toxic af
Thank you guys again for another day of my coworkers asking "what the fuck is wrong" with you as I laugh hysterically at your guys' content.
Shadow boxing outside of the battered women's shelter LMFAO! 🤣🤣🤣
That 8% hit Donut immediately after the first sip lol
Episode 51, incoherent laughter part 2, electric Boogaloo
You guys almost got the killing by laughter thing down I couldn't catch my breath
Prestige world wide
Random: Who are you?
Baddie: I go by many names.
Just wanted to say I love the stories. Not saying I don’t like the gaming chats, but I love it when you guys just go off on wild tangents!
I remember the 360 voice messages. Many gamer words exchanged during and after Halo 3 matches. Really fun days
Brandon's Jeff Steitzer impression is fucking amazing
okay "nerf or nothing" with a picture beating children with nerf weapons is a must t-shirt
Personal note on recent video games:
Honestly, the game that stood out most to me in the past few years was Aliens Fireteam Elite. That game is surprisingly good: no microtransactions, proper classes with awesome unique weapons and abilities. Also the campaign links Prometheus and Covenant to the rest of the franchise. Really the main issue is that it’s a bit pricey for what the end product is, but it’s a lot of fun if you can afford it.
If y'all are fallout fans should check out Bethesda's starfield game trailers and leaks I'm super hyped for it! Love the podcast and all the episodes!
I feel like a bus driver who got lost. Thank y'all for attending my seminar.
Glad to see one of the original host back on the show!