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  • @PINACI
    @PINACI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    All Asian men have smaller sticks, didn't you know !!

    • @fasthracing
      @fasthracing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Seemingly they can't talk either

    • @Roo986
      @Roo986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Done a survey have you? 🤣

    • @AuditingRotherham
      @AuditingRotherham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha well said pinaci

    • @geodun
      @geodun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think the knob on the end of the swagger stick is so their hand does not slip off, not sure where they got that idea from :)

    • @maximasromulus6316
      @maximasromulus6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@geodun Superbly clever!

  • @SlapnastyMcTavish
    @SlapnastyMcTavish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    It is a "pace stick", it splits down the middle to form a triangle and is used by drill instructors to measure certain lengths of pace when marching, thirty inch, 27 inch etc... The smaller one carried by the lance corporal is a swagger stick used to prevent other ranks from putting their hands in their pockets as their hands would be busy holding said stick. Lance corporal has a swagger stick, sergeant who is the higher rank carries a pace stick.

    • @RichardHowells1234
      @RichardHowells1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Interesting...

    • @theworldiswatching4573
      @theworldiswatching4573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nice 1. Did you notice the slashed peak !!

    • @chuckb624
      @chuckb624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats the sausage.

    • @romeisfallingagain
      @romeisfallingagain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thanks for the information. i wondered if it was some kind of james bond style folding firearm disguised as a walking stick

    • @all4games825
      @all4games825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You forgot to add they are regimental police the Sargent majors puppets there job is to be cunts tell troops to get off the grass ect most hated men in the camp

  • @050sniper
    @050sniper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    the way he laughed when AB mentioned why is your stick smaller he knew why his stick was smaller

    • @colinstace1758
      @colinstace1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because he's Asian ? 🤣👍🇦🇺

    • @bartconnolly6104
      @bartconnolly6104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You cant be trespassing if you atent warned about it first.

    • @xoobl
      @xoobl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colinstace1758 yikes.

    • @onegog6356
      @onegog6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      because he is Chinese😇😁😄😄

    • @kapgurung7513
      @kapgurung7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@onegog6356 same as you are russian 🤣🤣

  • @martj1313
    @martj1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    100,000 lorry drivers short and the dvsa are still doing their best to make more drivers quit.

    • @markyboy531
      @markyboy531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes get the army to do something really useful and drive the tankers.

    • @awakeandwatching953
      @awakeandwatching953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@markyboy531 so we can get used to seeing the army on the streets.. all be design

    • @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214
      @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You couldn’t make it up with this Govt and it’s pathetic DVSA

    • @soundgesture
      @soundgesture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Screw truck driving, I gave it up 10 years ago

    • @martj1313
      @martj1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@soundgesture Same for me, i the bullshit became too much.

  • @malced1
    @malced1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was in the RAF and the drill Sgt had a similar pace stick. I had to polish the brass on it. I was only 16. Now I’m older and wiser I’d wrap it around the cranium of my former Sgt if he tried bullying me like he did way back when. And believe me it was extreme bullying.

    • @David-p5q2o
      @David-p5q2o 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why didnt you do it then bullshitter?

  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I still haven’t recovered my phone yet , this video was in my iCloud recorded before Powerless

    • @olliejordan9879
      @olliejordan9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can’t believe they still haven’t given you your stuff back 🤣 crazy

    • @frankkrank3970
      @frankkrank3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      10/10 AB - I again spat my tea all over my laptop

    • @movo2060
      @movo2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They want to beat AB with Sticks 🤔

    • @rolandwilkersonbca1581
      @rolandwilkersonbca1581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They they say how long there going to keep it for ?? Plus put another claim in and this time for loss of earnings ! ✊🏽

    • @mr.spinoza
      @mr.spinoza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@PhoenixTubez you're a total muppet. He's just exercising his rights but you'd love to lick this sergeant's boots wouldn't you?

  • @philandsans
    @philandsans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As ex military I will explain his stick to you. It's called a pace stick and it opens up just like the blade of scissors. When he is drilling soldiers, teaching them to March etc the pace stick when open shows how big the steps should be that the soldiers take when marching. I hope that helps. Cheers .

    • @philandsans
      @philandsans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @thefierceurgency ofmartin errrm, no.

    • @philandsans
      @philandsans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @thefierceurgency ofmartin No, anyone trying that would be up on an assault charge. I'm ex military, it doesn't happen.

  • @GHOST5663
    @GHOST5663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Hey, Its RAF Abingdon. I was there for 3 years, 1985-88 and stood guard on that gate many times. Hi to all my ex colleagues at the supply squadron. AB met the Discip crew. Slashed peaks and pace sticks. I wonder if the old SWO is still alive? Thanks for turning over the bin in my old room, Mr Duffy.

    • @hughjorgan1662
      @hughjorgan1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Respect Bro
      Respect to the Armed Forces
      Pity the Government forget about all the
      Ex Veterans
      Who kept they're Little Corrupt Ass's Safe
      & Still Do
      My Friends help
      Ex Veterans
      who are Sleeping on our Streets
      get a Job
      & a House/ Flat
      Retrain them at what they do Best
      Some of the Army Barracks in Edinburgh
      Let them use their Barracks
      This is how it should be instead of these Pen Pushers from Westminster
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    • @kernow22
      @kernow22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Discip crew or brain dead wankers as most called them.

    • @MrSuperG
      @MrSuperG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hughjorgan1662 only that freedom is been so easygoing to give up

    • @Renegade1127
      @Renegade1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@topcat1358 RLC = Royal Logistics Corps.
      Formerly (when I was in it) The Royal Corps of Transport.

    • @Renegade1127
      @Renegade1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@topcat1358 Never m8.
      Maybe it was an RAF base in the past.
      Hey Ghost5663, don't know what the RAF call those caps, but Army call them 'twat hats'.

  • @GamerUK
    @GamerUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Why has he got a smaller stick?” Try not to hear that wrong 😂

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @antof1235
      @antof1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Had to read it twice🤣🤣🙏

  • @Jack-cd5dj
    @Jack-cd5dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    The DVSA trying to get you to move? Haha he has as much power as the milkman!😂

    • @Danny_kay
      @Danny_kay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @PirateCommander
      @PirateCommander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, not only that, he has one of the most loathed jobs going which can bring you face to face with your loathers daily ... He'll probably understand expletives in over 20 languages and I don't mean the J word either.
      There is a need for it being done, but no need for doing it with such a stinking attitude toward the public at all.

  • @curtisj2165
    @curtisj2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The look on the Lance Corporal's face when you told the Sergeant that he has no authority over you outside the barracks was priceless

    • @danielgardecki1046
      @danielgardecki1046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You could see the cogs turning in his brain thinking "Really?"

  • @alisonb4898
    @alisonb4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I bet he goes inside and starts shouting at anything that moves 🤣

  • @johnscott4693
    @johnscott4693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ladybird Book of Old People “extract”:
    Grandad has a new “power job” - following a weeks training course at our expense, he gets to press a little blue button to weigh vehicles, and then he gets to write down on a little piece of paper (with his own pencil) if they’re too heavy. He’s then allowed to post those off somewhere.
    He’s really exited about it, he gets a Yellow Jacket and an ID badge and everything. He’s so cool. Grandad can also shout at law abiding members of the public, he can make up Laws, tell people what to do - even if what they’re doing is 100% legal. He’s really cool.
    This 2 day a week job gets him out of the care home, (provided his medication is increased and he’s supervised). A little white van takes him to and from the weighing machine. Some days he’s allowed to sit in the front of the van next to the driver, which is very exciting for Grandad. Grandad lives for his power job. Grandad loves shouting orders at people. Grandad loves his little job. Grandad is very happy.
    He dreams of being a PCSO or Traffic Warden one day …

    • @marklatimer7333
      @marklatimer7333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You make it sound like a Great Job, where can I apply? - I'm retired and I now realize there is something missing in my life and that is being able to really P155 other people off, it would cheer me up no end .

    • @paigeleigh2554
      @paigeleigh2554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😆😆

  • @jeffreymiller5462
    @jeffreymiller5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    He conceded that he has no authority on that sidewalk, yet 99% of the population would have complied with his orders.
    It should be a crime for people in positions of authority to give unlawful demands.

    • @jamescullen2448
      @jamescullen2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His questions 🤫

    • @WhiteUnicorn82
      @WhiteUnicorn82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ubiquitousdiabolus With it for, but seems like not such considering pretty good.

    • @nathankirby4612
      @nathankirby4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ubiquitousdiabolus hats also carpet on this rain sometimes

    • @donchamers6916
      @donchamers6916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Perhaps 99% of the population would know that under the official secrets act it is actually illegal to film a military base even from a public place, unless there is a special event like an airshow on and the public are invited. I love AB but when he films military installations he is in the wrong.

    • @JRDN1
      @JRDN1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      99% of the pop would of complied. Then again 99% of the pop wouldn’t be doing what AB is doing right now lol. No hate just being honest

  • @ArthurDentsTowel
    @ArthurDentsTowel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    *Small stick man* looked incredibly disappointed that, on this occasion, his little piece of paper and pen went unused. 🤣🔥

  • @timothyfitz1010
    @timothyfitz1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Why does he have a smaller stick?" That joke practically writes itself! 🤣

    • @stellawyatt1171
      @stellawyatt1171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a swagger Stick

    • @jesusisapisces
      @jesusisapisces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate that this made me laugh 😂😂

    • @timothyfitz1010
      @timothyfitz1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jesusisapisces 🤣

    • @timothyfitz1010
      @timothyfitz1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stellawyatt1171 looks like someone has a tiny swagger.

    • @stellawyatt1171
      @stellawyatt1171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timothyfitz1010 Its a symbol of rank, you clowns wouldn't understand.

  • @cmb2934
    @cmb2934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love seeing a new AB TH-cam clip...AB not only knows his rights but has genuine comedy timing that makes these really entertaining.

  • @Trev69-33
    @Trev69-33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is a Vosa site to pull up Lorry Drivers, it's Crown property not private, they're checking for over weight and tacho card infringements, that's why most Lorry drivers gave up this jobs, it's to much hassle.

    • @manipb4440
      @manipb4440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Might be Crown property but the street isn't

    • @alanroberts6439
      @alanroberts6439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly , treated like crap from the boss, public and bloody Vosa now called something like dossers .

    • @soundgesture
      @soundgesture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gave up my class II years ago, shit job, shit pay and stress all day

    • @kmt6985
      @kmt6985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @irigouis88 you should try doing it, sleeping in a cab all week for shit wages and treated like dirt by car drivers

    • @jameswilson8820
      @jameswilson8820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@soundgesture How very true 35 years driving hgv

  • @knurled1
    @knurled1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Filming the police is one thing but filming the military is just provoking those that serve and protect our country with bravery and honour. These guys have to worry about getting killed in action as a job risk, I don't think they need the worry of someone filming them in their safe place.

  • @zeropointconsciousness
    @zeropointconsciousness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Big Up the Gurkhas 🇳🇵 🇬🇧

    • @thatbigguyyoyo8275
      @thatbigguyyoyo8275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      honestly 🔥

    • @fazem137
      @fazem137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I’ve served with Gurkhas over the years and they are honestly top men and great soldiers

    • @hudson7354
      @hudson7354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fazem137 there a bit silly taking money to leave there own country to creep here

    • @millitaryofficial913
      @millitaryofficial913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hudson7354 shut the fuck up, gurkas fight for your freedom

    • @ALIALI-dh8jl
      @ALIALI-dh8jl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@millitaryofficial913 you talk shit 😂

  • @jamiehurley3149
    @jamiehurley3149 หลายเดือนก่อน

    AB brilliant .....so funny ...ive watched this video so many times and it still has me in fits of laughter .....Thankyou.

  • @wolvoman1
    @wolvoman1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Jumped up jobsworth, thats used to speaking to squaddies like dirt, no need to be carrying a pace stick out in public, not measuring the pace, but it could become an offensive weapon out in public. In my day they where known as (RP) regimental police, who ended up doing that job because they had no trade or very little education, all they could do was shout and ball, the army didn't waste its time putting educated tradesman at the guard room.
    Dont get me wrong it was a cushy number, away from regimental bullshit, the SGT made his own BS, or prisoners in the guardroom did the work.
    While we are on the subject of jobsworth, the DVSA guy needs to learn some common courtesy when addressing members of the public, and needs to brush up on his trespassing laws.

    • @gb4453
      @gb4453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brilliant AB I, love the shorter guy he is having a laugh.

    • @humancorruption9718
      @humancorruption9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get a grip man, fella came out to ask a few questions. No harm.

    • @humancorruption9718
      @humancorruption9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolvoman1 Jeez you sound like a little bit**

    • @doublejab1714
      @doublejab1714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea.. " be the best"!.. Phhwaa. 😆

    • @Ripper36068
      @Ripper36068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The pace stick is part of the Barrack dress he's wearing and thus goes with that particular state of dress! P.S it's not an offensive weapon!🙄🙄🙄

  • @tomstickland
    @tomstickland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's amusing how quickly they walk away and AB keeps up with them.

  • @MrChaosTheory09
    @MrChaosTheory09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how they always forget half the things they say to you....
    "I'm just asking" and the rest kiddo....

  • @Nappers-um8fk
    @Nappers-um8fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I'm the boss out here!" Oh he quite appreciated that one! His voice sounds like he's used to yelling at people 24/7.

  • @Lonely_Goat
    @Lonely_Goat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Get him a bigger stick, he is a bully"
    Probably not far from the truth that.

    • @noongourfain
      @noongourfain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are actually called "Bully Sticks", I think?

    • @noongourfain
      @noongourfain 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I looked it up. Bully sticks are a kind of dog treat. But I think that there may be a different definition.....regarding those sticks they had there...

    • @dylanstevenson5737
      @dylanstevenson5737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noongourfain it’s a pace stick we’re you not listening it’s part of the blokes uniform.

    • @hazyblue69
      @hazyblue69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noongourfain You're close, they're called Billy Clubs or Billy Sticks. But this one is actually a Pace Stick though.

    • @VadoVoodoo
      @VadoVoodoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dylanstevenson5737 Yep, they are used for measuring paces so parades (Which a drill instructor teaches..) can be exactly marked out according to troop's length of stride/height etc. It's a science really.

  • @mohammedshahaziz570
    @mohammedshahaziz570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AB LOVE UR VIDEOS MY BROTHER IT MAKES MY DAY WHEN I WATCH YOU PUT PEOPLE TO THEIR PLACE. YOU'RE HILARIOUS KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. MY FREIND !! LOL

  • @davedogge2280
    @davedogge2280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    2:30 Obviously watching 'Carry On Sergeant" had a big influence on him.

  • @Real_Matt
    @Real_Matt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:01, a guy who was milk monitor in school and clearly his a 60 year old milk monitor

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    excellent as always Mr. AB! i forgot that you posted about this one coming out, as always i love the videos please dont stop entertaining us :)

  • @karamathrabbani1236
    @karamathrabbani1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    One thing I am impressed about AB is he never waits for police or security instead he goes directly to them and challenge 😂😂.

    • @davidrollo3260
      @davidrollo3260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your comment doesn’t make sense

    • @karamathrabbani1236
      @karamathrabbani1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidrollo3260 Keep on reading mate, maybe it will make sense for you 😂.

    • @brettgarvey
      @brettgarvey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...and challenges them?

    • @karamathrabbani1236
      @karamathrabbani1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brettgarveyacknowledges them that people can record from public places, if you are a true follower of AB you’d know.

    • @mastodonseven
      @mastodonseven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@terrystevens5261 better than licking boots

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Watching with enjoyment in Russia and getting inspiration and courage to do the first ever Russian police audit if my wife will let me out

    • @sicksquid3258
      @sicksquid3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Watch out for the 'Blyats'!

    • @MarriedToTheKGB
      @MarriedToTheKGB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sicksquid3258 and the suka blyats!

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If I ask my wife she always says no so I have to sneak out 😂

    • @lucytupper69
      @lucytupper69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Be careful!

    • @nintendokings
      @nintendokings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol audit in Russia. Putin’s regime would make you disappear in Siberia

  • @hamidmechnan9347
    @hamidmechnan9347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm from Morocco 🇲🇦 I just want to say thank you very much to a b I love your videos God bless you

  • @walsingham-xxiii
    @walsingham-xxiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Sonny Jim thinks we are all in his army.

    • @G-ra-ha-m
      @G-ra-ha-m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We pay their wages: so we are the boss.

    • @ameliagfawkes512
      @ameliagfawkes512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Having an older brother who was in the RAF and became an Officer, I can attest that this is true. I also worked for an ex army Major and he, too, thought, we were all in his army.

    • @frankib8620
      @frankib8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@PedroGonzalez11111 did not look very british lets be honest. you think you would find a european in the chinese army.

    • @Gvjknygtbununu
      @Gvjknygtbununu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@frankib8620 he was Nepalese you nob rot

    • @MrSuperG
      @MrSuperG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In my army you can smoke weed

  • @willywindsor5803
    @willywindsor5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Whispering grass don’t tell the trees cos the trees don’t need to know….. sing up Lofty sing up lovely boy.

  • @harun5358
    @harun5358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Bigger stick is a pace stick and has the ability to be split in two halves vertically. They are for measuring the distance for each pace footing depending on the march. The stick is placed by rear leg with one half as a certain distance forward from the other. Basically they're for making sure strides are correct to regulations.

    • @sirvivor7835
      @sirvivor7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The smaller stick appears to be a swagger stick.

    • @ajfraw
      @ajfraw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Smaller one a magic wand

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ajfraw LMFAO

    • @antof1235
      @antof1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not this time 😂

    • @colinstace1758
      @colinstace1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not a stick, it's a baton. He's a cheerleader 🤣👍🇦🇺

  • @rongt859
    @rongt859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how AB turns the Questions on them before they can get even started

  • @delskioffskinov
    @delskioffskinov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I have spent all day watching your videos and can i just say thank you for giving me an interesting day! 8 hours now!!!

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomwatson8268 Yet you are here? 🤪🤪

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomwatson8268 You.must be watching other similar vids to recommended it 😂🤪

    • @delskioffskinov
      @delskioffskinov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomwatson8268 I have a lung disease which keeps me housebound.

    • @delskioffskinov
      @delskioffskinov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomwatson8268 I happen to like what AB does! and if AB wants to excercise his right to film anything he wants then i'm happy to watch it! Maybe YOU should go watch something you like and leave others to watch what they like! this is a free country remember!

    • @delskioffskinov
      @delskioffskinov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomwatson8268 Good Lad!

  • @brianbonner7128
    @brianbonner7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Well done AB, nice to see that you work alone. Keep on being polite and keeping them in order. Top man 👍

  • @TheBrawlBox
    @TheBrawlBox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He's wearing a flying saucer on his head. I believe they're called swagger sticks .

    • @karenbaker7168
      @karenbaker7168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The smaller stick is like what Sgt. Major Shutup had on It Ain’t Alf hot mum

    • @devoncornwallrecovery895
      @devoncornwallrecovery895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pace stick and they fkin hurt trust me

    • @ilikeapplepie7658
      @ilikeapplepie7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good to see another BS fan in here 👏👍

  • @sflurrie
    @sflurrie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks

  • @roka7024
    @roka7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Yo AB! They should pay you to educate law enforcement all over the UK.

  • @zincjeshireborn8696
    @zincjeshireborn8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 Got me laughing when he asked why does he have a smaller stick😂😂

  • @PA28Ace
    @PA28Ace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I thought I was watching 'It ain't half hot mum' for a moment

    • @tormid100
      @tormid100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That made me laugh. Thanks.

  • @trebor9711
    @trebor9711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    AB I love watching you, Brother your so funny without trying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rolandwilkersonbca1581
    @rolandwilkersonbca1581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Yes AB ! Nice to see ya back bro !

  • @experiment54
    @experiment54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Should’ve said “hey! I think I can hear people in the back of the lorry here!”

  • @citizendefence5323
    @citizendefence5323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    you could have picked the lance corporal up for not having his rear pocket secure, extra parade behind the guard for him!

    • @citizendefence5323
      @citizendefence5323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mo-xx9gg great minds.....

    • @BobboB-jb6yr
      @BobboB-jb6yr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mo-xx9gg wouldn't want a loose cannon like that in my squad, he would get us all killed

    • @welshhibby
      @welshhibby 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kit muster at the rush !

    • @Higgy999AOA
      @Higgy999AOA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Over one pocket? That's mad I'd last about half a day

  • @MikeEves
    @MikeEves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I'm asking why you are filming outside..." The key word: 'Outside' not 'inside'. And he said it himself. There is no 'Why' only 'Can'. End of discussion.

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terrystevens5261 rubbish. The official secrets act is nothing to do with the public as the public don't sign it. I have detailed pictures and video of GCHQ Bude from public. Report me if you like, it will get you nowhere.

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BoomBoomBoomTheresNothingSpecialAboutBeingAmerican it is, because a member of the public can end the conversation, as AB did. Nobody can make you talk.

  • @pooooornopigeon
    @pooooornopigeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    " Why does he have a smaller stick ? " Because where he comes from it`s a lot colder.......

  • @AndrewBaines
    @AndrewBaines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really wanted that army guy to explain why he has a smaller stick, hilarious! Nice little audit this one!

  • @cchope3172
    @cchope3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is funnier than Benny Hill and Mr bean, We need to make movies about this Fools
    Hahahahahahahahahaha,,,,,,,,,, We love you AB:)

  • @imibfd2475
    @imibfd2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love AB for this. He’s doing the work we want to do but are so tied up with going to work to pay the mortgage and honestly a lot of us don’t have the balls to do it. But that’s why we watch AB.
    AB come to Bradford and I’ll come with you.

    • @tatsnneeps341
      @tatsnneeps341 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's nothing good in Bradford

    • @CDXRK
      @CDXRK ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@tatsnneeps341I think you mea nothing good in England

  • @That-Saint-Jimmy
    @That-Saint-Jimmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    YO! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 ‘get him a bigger stick you are a bully ‘😂😂😂

  • @MaxPowers
    @MaxPowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The young Asian lad is a Gurkha. Top respect to them, fearless soldiers who will defend the UK to the death.

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Greetings Sir AB. I've been looking forward to watching the Abingdon video. The Sergeant with his pace stick, and his Lance Corporal with his drill cane.

    • @richardtheeighth4431
      @richardtheeighth4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AB, that was a simple but brilliant audit, and well done for schooling the rude plod. 👍
      The Southampton audit can't come soon enough. 🙏

  • @FutbolDrones
    @FutbolDrones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:33 "Get him a bigger stick, you're a bully" lol

  • @boosomentity
    @boosomentity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm ashamed to have ever served in the Army, thank God I left without killing or being killed

    • @WildB06
      @WildB06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here, this country means nothing to me anymore.

    • @tomthumb4719
      @tomthumb4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here. Best part of 30 years in the RN and on reflection it was all bollocks. This country is just a sham. The idea of patriotism and service just means to control.

    • @WildB06
      @WildB06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vanpallandt5799 the world is run by shadowy elites. There are no countries, its just a fabrication. We are nothing but cattle to them.

    • @tomthumb4719
      @tomthumb4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vanpallandt5799 I don’t understand the question? The concept of the country or nation state is a sham. We are all being homogenised, cultures erased, to to feel embarrassed by our history. The armed forces are the same, vessels for social engineering and rainbow flags. The can keep it.

    • @tomthumb4719
      @tomthumb4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WildB06 In a nutshell. That people cannot see this, particularly after the last 2 years is deeply worrying. All my old colleagues still mind warped by the years of indoctrination. Listen how they refer to Russia as the ‘bad boys’ in episode 2. Russia is more of a nation state democracy than USA or U.K. Putin a true leader who protects the nation of Russia and its culture. We need a strong Russia if the world is to have any hope.

  • @KDips18
    @KDips18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Auditing Britain another great video as always.
    Saw something funny, as had the SUBTITLES on and when you say ""yo! It's AB"" on the SUBTITLES it comes up as ""Yo! It's AMY"" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 just thiught id share that. Lol

  • @SergeiFedorov77
    @SergeiFedorov77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "You can't film, I don't want you to film" then once realizing you knew that he had no authority "I was just asking...". Those are the kind of bully idiots that we don't want in society at all.

    • @WildB06
      @WildB06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He will join the police when he leaves the army...

    • @dirkbruere
      @dirkbruere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes - we only want gentle sensitive souls in our army - not brutal thugs who can stick a bayonet in someones face

    • @robotsonmars1989
      @robotsonmars1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dirkbruere Basically exactly that. They aint lawyers. They are trained to kill.

    • @lutontown5923
      @lutontown5923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The type of bully idiots who put their life on the line so wokes like you can roam free?🤣

    • @SergeiFedorov77
      @SergeiFedorov77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lutontown5923 Why couldn't he stay within the premises where he has authority? Why did he have to come out outside those boundaris and try to boss people around? I'm not saying that he's not the perfect drone to do what people in the army are supposed to do, I'm saying that he should stay there where he had the authority to do what he was trying to do.

  • @sandymcghee3328
    @sandymcghee3328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video A. B. as always keep up the good work 👍👍👌👌

  • @jamieh3772
    @jamieh3772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    hes a drill sergeant.... that pace stick opens up and measures the exact length of steps when marching

    • @ant7699
      @ant7699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah.... So that's what it's for..

    • @jaydentate6080
      @jaydentate6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he's not he military police

    • @jamesmurillo144
      @jamesmurillo144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaydentate6080 really?

    • @jamieh3772
      @jamieh3772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jaydentate6080 i served 10 years in the army...i know what a pace stick is and what its used for! he teaches drill....and no, hes not police! RMP is police, and their headwear is red.

    • @jaydentate6080
      @jaydentate6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamieh3772 I did ten years in the scouts I no my shit

  • @TheBioniXman
    @TheBioniXman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Used to be RAF Abingdon. Spent a number of years based there in the 1980s.

  • @timagovani8507
    @timagovani8507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg I have been waiting for this video!!!!!!!!!! Thank you sooooo much for uploading 😀😀😀😀😀

    • @shay8202
      @shay8202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why was you waiting for this video

    • @honda115a
      @honda115a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which stick you like ??

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤️

  • @BigDAuditUK2020
    @BigDAuditUK2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That guy was a complete ham shanker mate and well done for keeping your cool.
    Why do these idiots think they are able to come and bark orders at us in public ? what makes them think that they are allowed to tell us what to do ?
    Thats what the problem is at the moment to many people telling and to many people listening, we all need to unite and make this world a better place and bring down these tyrants.

    • @steveelliott285
      @steveelliott285 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t get your hopes up. Idiots like the stick officer are in government and everywhere.

  • @themeditativeexperience2480
    @themeditativeexperience2480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Was waiting for your Upload. 🌈🙏🌻

  • @timagovani8507
    @timagovani8507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how they walk away every time they find out you know the your law 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @donchamers6916
      @donchamers6916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how so many people don't know it is actually illegal under the official secrets act a film a military base even from public. They didn't make a big thing about it, but they could have had AB arrested, totally lawfully. He needs to stick to police stations.

    • @stun5700
      @stun5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Army deal with business a lot different

    • @connorlong6489
      @connorlong6489 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terrystevens5261 too many rules and laws unfortunately papers and news would be all over it making the army look bad

  • @AbsoluteAudits
    @AbsoluteAudits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The DVSA guy was so rude to the HGV driver and then you. They are all miserable in that job. They are part of the reason so many leave the profession, because they are jobsworth bullies.

    • @Eireann.
      @Eireann. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Give some people a highvis and a set of flashing lights. Goes straight to the head.

  • @Jack-cd5dj
    @Jack-cd5dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As a 25 year old ex-squaddie myself I can tell you most of the lads I knew were the same as me, and valued our Rights and Freedoms, there may be some jobsworths but the vast, vast majority would never abuse your Rights - just in case any non-mil commenters wondered

    • @MELLYBOY58
      @MELLYBOY58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice comment 👍👍✌✌🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ❤️

    • @boztec7187
      @boztec7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The military are our family.

    • @Jack-cd5dj
      @Jack-cd5dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tony Bramhall I have mixed feelings about your comment, I agree somewhat and disagree somewhat

    • @ramseyahle1766
      @ramseyahle1766 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most squaddies have sword fights in the shower, trust me there all about freedom

  • @unlisted5150
    @unlisted5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Others have mentioned what the pacing stick is meant to be used for but in practice it's used as a prop during parade drills to GREAT comedic effect such as being threatened to have it run through your skull and ridden around the square as a donkey by the Sgt.

  • @Trev69-33
    @Trev69-33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    AB, one thing you need to know, we as Soldiers will never defaced the union flag, another great video mate.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I noticed

    • @stephenjp13
      @stephenjp13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anthonyhalford9533 don't film near SAS Hereford armed MOD police on the gate!!! Had to go in there once for work, nightmare getting in and out!!

    • @billybob6397
      @billybob6397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stephenjp13 think it would make some great content tbh

  • @goodyeoman4534
    @goodyeoman4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I wonder what these officious types did pre-phone era? Without a phone to quickly grass someone up, they might have been forced to interact properly with people, or maybe even not get in other people's faces to begin with?

    • @jimm9162
      @jimm9162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well no, without phones there would hardly be anyone filming in public as evidence so they could beat the crap out of people and get away with it. No TH-cam either.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jimm9162 Well done for missing the point, chap.

  • @Northernstar178
    @Northernstar178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Been looking forward to this

  • @ThePatto56
    @ThePatto56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No wonder we're short of lorry driver when they have to put up with the police harassing them day in day out. Can not see how they use the excuse it's for safety, when only this month ministers are considering allowing these drivers to drive longer hours without a break because of the driver shortage.

  • @IwokeUpInSOMA
    @IwokeUpInSOMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol AB giving the lorry driver a bit of the ARMANDO ACCENT TREATMENT🤣

  • @buildingsbyair
    @buildingsbyair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In the RAF, the station warrant officer always had his pace stick (used to measure marching pace/step/length on parade). Never saw the smaller one in the RAF maybe its a pongo (army) thing ? good work AB

    • @stellawyatt1171
      @stellawyatt1171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a swagger stick

    • @stellawyatt1171
      @stellawyatt1171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevehuggett2098 grew up in the forces and love military history

  • @tinamariabombina2534
    @tinamariabombina2534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    AB you literally crack me up, we watch your videos all the time and makes me laugh so much when you say ...YOUR DISMISSED. Hahaha God bless ya x

  • @Parawingdelta2
    @Parawingdelta2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Give them a uniform and a stick and they forget who they're working for. The security guard would fail a urine test!

    • @jamescullen2448
      @jamescullen2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don’t work for us , they defend us , 🤫

    • @jamesjoyner7304
      @jamesjoyner7304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamescullen2448 That's actually quite rare now. They're normally used as pawns in some God forsaken shit hole to satisfy some obscure political or economic agenda. I was in the Australian Army Reserve during the Vietnam war and was subject to the national service "ballot' that picked people based on their particular birth date. I had already volunteered for the Reserve but my number didn't come up for service overseas. Either way it was a corrupt misuse of military personnel which killed 500 Australian troops for nothing.
      In this case they obviously consider a citizen with a camera their enemy.

  • @TheCunnamulla
    @TheCunnamulla ปีที่แล้ว

    The stick thing just fucking cracked me up.😂
    I thought it was a Monty python thing. And to have an Asian looking dude with a smaller stick, brilliant.

  • @johnpt8303
    @johnpt8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    i liked this before i seen it, all AB stuff is brilliant.

    • @gvazdikasrudas5528
      @gvazdikasrudas5528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A youtuber that actually does good and worth watchings and supporting him

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Skip Donahue you too

  • @colingathercole391
    @colingathercole391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its reassuring to know the military have been issued sticks to protect the country.

  • @bs1consilioetprudentia505
    @bs1consilioetprudentia505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Showing up on the public sidewalk with various equipment and carrying out interrogations instead of staying in the barracks is surprising.
    AB calls the police! Hi

  • @aurelijus1
    @aurelijus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:00 Lithuanian registered lorry, driver is either ukrainian/belarusian, companies in lithuania mostly have to import drivers from real eastern europe/caucasos area, to drive around EU for 2-3 months locked in a small cabin, doing pick ups /drop offs around the continent

  • @donsewell7459
    @donsewell7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You should see the poor recruits. They only get a lollipop stick.

  • @Folksman
    @Folksman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Small stick guy was dying to laugh when walking away hahah

  • @Lonely_Goat
    @Lonely_Goat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why are you filming?
    They seem to keep asking this question until they hear something they like

  • @bigbaza30
    @bigbaza30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is a Drill SGT, couldn't see if he had a pip above his strips (Staff SGT), normally carried by W01 or W02 or RSM (Warrant Officer 1, 2, Regimental Sargent Major) and that drill stick opens up at one end like a compass, one full marching step (like the one you used in school to draw a circle), and it can be used for measuring the correct spacing of soldiers while on parade, but is rarely used for this as soldiers are trained to space themselves correctly, it could also be used to measure out an area to see if the Battalion, Company or Regiment will fit into that space without the soldiers being there. Might be wrong but sounds good. Big Baza OUT, lol. Great content AB, enjoyed watching

    • @meeruisland
      @meeruisland 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is the RP sgt and the power in the stick is to try and put fear into people. Also newest promoted Sgt gets the shitty stick....not normally a drill stick, no doubt that's all they have for hm

    • @paulcarroll4003
      @paulcarroll4003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no pip visible apears to be abully in royal log corps ,should not bo carring aphone

  • @thedad7313
    @thedad7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nothing but respect to the people on the front line (past and present). The government might have forgotten you, but we the people, nothing but respect.

    • @thedad7313
      @thedad7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakethemuss5678 but they are there to defend our ‘freedoms’ and, just like the plod, not get all arsey when one of those freedoms is being filmed/photographed.

    • @georgemulford2910
      @georgemulford2910 ปีที่แล้ว

      What freedoms are they defending?

  • @littledragonfly11223
    @littledragonfly11223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello this is JC, just thought I might do your intro also ,well done again son, Keep those audits coming, still waiting for your Italian accent again

  • @andygee8716
    @andygee8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Give a person a uniform and authority over others and you see exactly who and what that person really is.

  • @daytona1212
    @daytona1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, these two look like they came straight out of a Monty Python sketch. Asians usually have a smaller stick, that's what they told me. 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @dutchyno.1767
    @dutchyno.1767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At last been waiting for this one 👍👍👍

  • @simonpeterdavies9077
    @simonpeterdavies9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The stick they have are called
    SWAGGER STICKS they mark the rank of the officers .
    Keep on collecting the PHOTONS.
    As for the JOBSWORTH INSPECTOR IT'S A CASE OF GIVE SOMEONE A LITTLE BIT OF AUTHORITY AND IT GOES 2 THIER HEAD .
    KEEP ON COLLECTING THE PHOTONS. 🇬🇧🇬🇧👌👍👊🐸🇬🇧

  • @veteranobserver7139
    @veteranobserver7139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    its high time you got some trusted backup AB..

  • @mickyarams
    @mickyarams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Asians got little sticks, but they are potent and efficient with them. That's why you got billions of them, they rarely fire blanks!!

  • @biggie770
    @biggie770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Always look forward to your videos mate

  • @beedebawng2556
    @beedebawng2556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Felt like I was on the border of North Korea, China & Russia.

  • @captainkirk1
    @captainkirk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That was quick

  • @princehamaada20
    @princehamaada20 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear I love your videos its an eye opner 😁do what you doing my man you are the best out there

  • @lukebignell7846
    @lukebignell7846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    02:50 why does he have a cap over his eyes, he looks like a clown 😂