An (un)comprehensive guide to WoW war crimes

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  • @backtrakk2121
    @backtrakk2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    No joke, Leap of Faith in the hands of someone with environmental awareness should be an in game war crime

  • @МаксимЖуков-я2н
    @МаксимЖуков-я2н 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Sure, peace and mercy are great, but have you ever bathed in agonizing souls and ate their suffering while felguards lubricate your flaming skin with blood of your enemies?

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      This is exactly the type of comment I made this video for

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm a death knight main but WHAT THE FUCK

  • @timthenecromancer3320
    @timthenecromancer3320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    For the warlock sacrificing their demons, they technically aren’t killing them, since they can’t die outside of demon areas(because reasons) so they just get (probably painfully) sucked into the twisting nether again

  • @Jumf1
    @Jumf1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Kind of a shame he doesn’t mention the story bit where death knights can massacre the red dragon hatchlings and caregivers, and seeing as the dragon flights can no longer reproduce, nearly drive them to extinction

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I fucking loved that, tbh. I'm sad that they removed that as an achievement, although it's entirely fair

    • @Jumf1
      @Jumf1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@DaveyGunface agreed, sadly I didn’t do the quest until after the achievement was removed but I did it anyways because I’m an ass. I also just remembered the bit where you asked what I main, which is Affliction warlock so grovel before my throne of crime

  • @kungfuvoodoo9889
    @kungfuvoodoo9889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Non-locks: No! You can't just commit war crimes against nature and be a good guy!
    Locks: Haha Malefic Rapture go BRRRRR!

  • @Shakrii
    @Shakrii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love that warlocks capturing and consuming others souls would be considered atrocious and evil by most but can't think of any direct war crime against it (as long as you aren't the one who actually killed the target).

  • @jaxsonwelch8085
    @jaxsonwelch8085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    For a game I don't play i don't know what you were talking about, but your humor alone made this video so damn enjoyable, keep up the good work

  • @OrnnsteinJr
    @OrnnsteinJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    but daveyyyy it's not regular fire it's holy fire!!!! haha xdddd

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Consider the following:
      Cease existence

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DaveyGunface hey i wanted to ask yoy does any of the covonate abilitys (particularly for rouge) break warlaws (aka are warcrimes)?

    • @zackfieger3981
      @zackfieger3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      weaponized religion is now a new war crime

    • @anandbleep2337
      @anandbleep2337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DaveyGunface no

  • @emperortenebrisemeraldwing8578
    @emperortenebrisemeraldwing8578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Breaking news: The fucking death paladins might have some slightly unethical practices

    • @grimmsoul3096
      @grimmsoul3096 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      happens when their boss committed mass genocide on their own team (Arthas in the culling)

  • @puny3258
    @puny3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    wojtek is the name of a bear in the game Scythe as well, which i now assume to be a reference, the bear in Scythe also does war and probably drinks?

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More than likely, I actually saw his outwork when I was finding images and saw that. I've always wanted to play that game

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Iron Harvest too.
      Wojtek is the best character.

  • @alyvidy95
    @alyvidy95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    As a marksman main... I like playing a spec that has more usable abilities than cooldowns *cough cough beastmaster*
    BUT I love your video. Instantly subscribed.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thanks man, glad to have you here :)
      And if I'm being honest, I just like BM because of Exotic Beasts. That's basically the only reason, I like the class fantasy of having big fuck-off bugs ravage anything and everything. Is it hard? No, but I get to be ADHD and jump around every fight for no reason.

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I play mm because using firearms are cool

  • @HEXOUS
    @HEXOUS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    comedic and underrated channel
    keep up the good work and maybe the youtube algorithm will bless you!

  • @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593
    @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wasn’t expecting the sseth reference.

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's a bit disingenuous to say that Fire Mages are legal simply because they have no other tools at their disposal. If you draft a unit of infantry called Flamethrower Troops, and equip them exclusively with flamethrowers, with the sole intention of attacking the enemy with fire, i don't think the Hague is going to go easy on them just because you accidentally forgot to give them a backup pistol or something.

  • @tannerray5014
    @tannerray5014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually just recently got into WoW with some friends so I came here to see where the warriors fall. I’m okay with a case-by-case basis. That means it’s up to me to make sure the Geneva Suggestions are broken.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm glad that's the take-away you went with, because if this deterred you from that I would almost be upset.

  • @DragonSageSequi
    @DragonSageSequi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Don't show the Blizzard devs this or they'll have to redo all of the warcraft skills.

  • @xandyw1381
    @xandyw1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Geneva suggestion, that's that thing that rimworld reviewers made up as a joke, right?

  • @MrVeaka
    @MrVeaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Aaaahhh. Yes. I am Legal. Paladin life is best life.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just really like Holy Paladin, if I'm just going to ensure that everyone lives, I want to be whacking that boss in the front lines the entire time.

  • @JediFrog
    @JediFrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:30 as a paladin main, I think you forgot concentration...... which does damage over time..... which I think any form of is illegal because suffering?

  • @Chokblaar
    @Chokblaar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ah yes, unholy dk abilities that are legal...
    None of them

    • @k.bularga
      @k.bularga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well... AMZ? AMS? Wraith Walk?
      ...
      I'll see myself out.

    • @Chokblaar
      @Chokblaar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@k.bularga Unholy specific, I suppose

  • @air1fire
    @air1fire 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your pronunciation of Wojtek was perfect ❤

  • @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593
    @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    But daveyyyy it's not regular fire it's holy fire!!!! haha xdddd

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To the infernal depths with your soul.

  • @footballcenter3000
    @footballcenter3000 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sseth was really funny, especially since I just got into Davey and Sseth at the same time and these two channels have quickly become my favorite youtube channels.

  • @mrkisawesome7669
    @mrkisawesome7669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    rip demonetization speedrun

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hope is still not lost, I have a solid shot at it being demonetized since TH-cam gave me a big fuck-off warning telling me "This ruling isn't final" when I got the green check of momentary peace.

  • @thedootlord
    @thedootlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So... basicly OUTLAW isnt BREAKING LAWS? (Other than kidnyshot and poison

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Surprisingly, not really. Since most of their spec is just using guns and a melee weapon, nothing they do is too terribly bad.
      That's the best thing about these videos, the shit you'd expect to be illegal is entirely allowable, while an exploding pineapple is a grave breach of the Geneva Convention.

    • @backtrakk2121
      @backtrakk2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They follow the law, but they walk outside the legal lines because they are edgy

  • @charlayned
    @charlayned 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I main a gnome Mage. Dabble in Druid, Shaman, and an occasional Hunter or Paladin. So, mostly okay. When I started a DK, I got into the intro area and stopped for a full 3 years because I just couldn't.... My husband mains either a Warrior or, his favorite, a DK and he kept saying "it gets better, you stop killing innocents after you get the curse lifted." Yeah, right. And I"m going to be Queen of Stormwind too. I have 3 DKs, one's a freaking Light Forged Draenei (how's THAT for contradiction) and another is an Undead Death Knight (again with contradiction, it is sarcastically impossible to fathom--does Undead on Undead make it only Dead or an Alive Knight?).
    Love the video.

  • @acorr14
    @acorr14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love this, fantastic video :)
    Glad to see my main (Rsham) is mostly legal :P

  • @calebbarnhouse496
    @calebbarnhouse496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Warrior attacking to wound a target isn't a war crime, so long as they are a legal combatant, and then no mean description means anything, swinging a sword in any way against a legal combat is legal, unless they use an illegal blade, or an illegal substance on the blade they will be completely legal

  • @grimmsoul3096
    @grimmsoul3096 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    17:40 just me knowing where this song came from?
    cuz it sounds a bit like Arthas is getting his hands dirty. . . again
    18:20 48 minutes? wow

  • @Astroga159
    @Astroga159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Warlock destruction main, enhancement shaman as other faction main, frost death knight as my favourite alt.
    How evil am I on your tier lits then?

  • @GamingNormaly
    @GamingNormaly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wouldn't Consecration count as a Napalmh-ish attack?

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Consecrate is an odd one, both in lore and in game it's wording is incredibly vague. In lore all it says is that it "Cleanses the ground beneath you of all sin", and in game it just does holy damage. It also doesn't really align with any definitions of banned weapons, so it's a lot harder to have a solid comparison with. Since you have to stand in the area in which the ability is cast, plus it doesn't linger when you leave the area, I wouldn't say so.

    • @GamingNormaly
      @GamingNormaly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaveyGunface It does linger when you leave the area..... like a smoke cloud or napalm. Not forever but for the whole duration.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I meant the damage doesn’t linger*. When you leave the area that’s consecrated. My bad.

    • @GamingNormaly
      @GamingNormaly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaveyGunface Ah that makes sense

  • @apblolol
    @apblolol ปีที่แล้ว +1

    psychological warfare for every fear in the game?

  • @xaviersavard6343
    @xaviersavard6343 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not even 1k likes? Why has no one seen this im subscribed and I havent

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was one of my very first videos, and it took quite a while before BTD6 War Crimes popped off so this one just kinda stayed in the shade. Kinda sucks, but I can't complain :P

  • @drewcrane6973
    @drewcrane6973 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t play WoW but paladin has always been my favorite class in games ( I have a dragon born paladin berserker in DND that rages and divine smites and it has the same damage output as a sun instead of a sword and is super tanky and can heal up if he gets damaged.)

  • @sampfrost
    @sampfrost 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    wojtec is indeed the best animal ever (i hope i got that spelling right)

  • @Sarah12471
    @Sarah12471 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What i want too know is, how much of a war criminal they are fits with lore

  • @durandol
    @durandol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Destruction Warlock! Because fire is fun, and coal is expensive.

  • @BigBoss99599
    @BigBoss99599 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Okay true, fire bad. HOWEVER, funny numbers get bigger

  • @ethancharbonneau4849
    @ethancharbonneau4849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I knew there was a reason i played arcane mage!!! YES!!

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You wanted a rocket launcher but wow isn't a modern/sci fi setting

  • @space3112
    @space3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Protection and Holy paladin

  • @chessshead8123
    @chessshead8123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    banana

  • @ErikWarhammer
    @ErikWarhammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paladins For the Win! /Dance :D

  • @janfrompolde
    @janfrompolde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    but daveyyyy it's not regular fire it's holy fire!!!! haha xdddd
    (Used to play resto druid and then holy pala)

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy Paladin is the true MVP of healing

  • @PreviewAvailable
    @PreviewAvailable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have all sorts of control over demons and undead as paladin.

  • @EndermanFan2000
    @EndermanFan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖉𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖞𝖞𝖞𝖞 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊!!!! 𝖍𝖆𝖍𝖆 𝖝𝖉𝖉𝖉𝖉

  • @whatevernotmatter18347
    @whatevernotmatter18347 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The reference

  • @-purplehaze-2212
    @-purplehaze-2212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jokes on you I've never played Wow in my life

  • @thedootlord
    @thedootlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You need more subs

  • @tonyleier
    @tonyleier ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think if you're under 18 none of this applies, so.... go for it? (For legal reasons, this is a joke.) (Im also not completely certain if that's correct.)

  • @AbstractTraitorHero
    @AbstractTraitorHero 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Based Paladins.

  • @haydenmills8388
    @haydenmills8388 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What Hunter pet is that bouncing around? It’s so cute, and I want one.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's been a hot minute since this video was posted, but if I recall correctly you would be asking for this one?
      www.wow-petopia.com/npc.php?id=154354
      All of the Aqir pets there are fantastic and combo together extremely well, love them all to death.

  • @shaneboring
    @shaneboring 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Disc priests seem kinda suspicious. 🤔

  • @danielpawlowski2950
    @danielpawlowski2950 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    prot paladin :D

  • @andenable
    @andenable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Warlock

  • @purpledragonofhonor2193
    @purpledragonofhonor2193 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    hunter should be E tbh

  • @wojciechkowalski7554
    @wojciechkowalski7554 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You spelled Wojtek nearly as good as you could without learning polish.

  • @solbradguy7628
    @solbradguy7628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So uhh I main warlock but hear me out-

  • @mobgabriel1767
    @mobgabriel1767 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    But davey its not normal fire its Holy fire lol

  • @illiaboiko7354
    @illiaboiko7354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    48 minutes into the video? I'm sorry?

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably meant the recording session.

  • @lelouchvibritannia7809
    @lelouchvibritannia7809 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    30:35

  • @NeonNobility
    @NeonNobility ปีที่แล้ว

    "trap" is a slur

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I found it appalling when I was watching Star Wars and the admiral goes "It's a ____!". He should've said "Oh for heaven's sakes! It appears that the enemy appears to have utilized a strategy of deception which we have accidentally fallen into in order to gain an advantage over us!"

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No. This is an exaggeration that is seemingly accepted as fact. It is only a slur in certain contexts, like every fucking word ever.

    • @bluevines1303
      @bluevines1303 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DaveyGunface I totally agree the useage of that horrid word is worse than useing the n word with the hard r as a non African American

  • @JainZar1
    @JainZar1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah, the good old days of the BC Soul-Link Warlock. Being so powerful in PvE, you were collecting protection money from Illidan.