Best HFY Reddit Stories: Humans Are The Best Medicine - Adaptive Immune System (r/HFY)
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Xenos: let invade that system...will be easy!
Humans and space dragons: You are sure about that?
I'd imagine their more like space cothulus
@@johnangel8361 cant lie.... descriptions of tentacles and such makes it sound like it be..
''aliens invades sol'' space chutullu things hears about it and starts to flock back to ther 'healers' home...
aliens returns to ther home world with stories of a hardy but limited species planet that if you invade it enraged space behemoths not just goess down to the surface taking its natives into themselfs to evac them...but others latches onto your ships at wich time the natives bursts into your ship from bio horrors of boarding tentacles to rampage through your ship with crude weapons designed more to cause pain then to kill like 'gentle' plasma! ^^
@@johnangel8361 same but like just the head
they are more like Dagon from ben 10
Humans traveling the galaxies as symbionts to the Retvalin. Or maybe i should say, as their immune system. Lets hope they dont put it through the hoops we put our own.
Can you imagine what a space whale frat party would be like!?!?
Everything would be simpler if we could talk to our immune cells to not overreact when it’s pollen season or we eat peanuts.
Has there been another post about this series?
Imagine someone our size invades a colony or something and a couple dozen cathewloids pop up like "oi whomst the fuck are you to be fucking with our doctors?"
Cathewloids?
Kinda reminded me of the story of the guy who gifted the cold bread from the end of the day to the homeless and when someone tried to mug him, all the homeless ran to defend him
As humans tend to "militaries everything", i can see Retvalin be used as (Combat Ships, Cargo Ships, Carriers, Dropships e.c.t, with...Agreement from Retvalin Military "personnel"
Something like that anime Dragon Pilot, but just with larger things?
@@ryuku2
Well Retvalin are much bigger than Dragons from that anime
while it might have its down side.... it also have its positives ,besides makes for a dam good motivator to be cordial in a symbiotic relation... big guys might be able to cause destruction at large scale , but have little to put agenst 'boarding' actions or biological weaponry..
and zee small guys its the other way around can fight back at boarders and parasites with the efficiency of a sentient imune system ,but its hard to match self replicating battle ship production so to speak... short of getting to nanobot & sapient AI lvls.
I can see it, though most may be more like colony ships or stations.
Xeno: we need medicine, quick!
Human: hold me, i will do it...
At 8:35, you pronounce the caliber as "thirty aught six." That's how it has been called for well over a century.
The same calibre the M1 garand was chambered in, it's meant for bears so I get why they used it against the bear things
@@boiyogold , Also the 1903 Springfields and the P17, both of which were very popular for sporterization for decades. I'd say the heyday of the round has long passed on the sporting scene, but you will still hear it every deer hunting season.
He's european, he's still learning about freedom seeds.
@@johnangel8361 I am European, British, and legally own multiple firearms. They are more regulated here than in the US but it is not illegal to own them providing you have applied for and received an FAC.
The real difference between much of Europe and the US when it comes to gun ownership is not legal, it is cultural. And people like you will never really understand that. You claim that civilian ownership of guns is required to ensure no US Government becomes a Tyranny, when the reality is your VOTE is the best weapon against a tyrannical US Government.
We recognise that. I own firearms because I appreciate the historical value of those I own (all WWI vintage weapons, and yes, they are all shooters, part of owning a firearm in the UK means you have to shoot them fairly regularly). I also enjoy throwing rounds down range.
It always amuses me when a native of a two party Republic talks about Freedom in comparison to far more open and welcoming cultures such as the Scandinavian nations, all of whom have far more democratic Governments than either the UK or the US.... After all, your private prisons are literally legalised slavery....
@@alganhar1 "I'm British" oh good some dog shit opinion to start my day. *Reads comment* damn I was right
Was hoping for a sequel.
Love this book. Can't wait for the rest of the chapters.
Nice to see a sequel to the awesome original story
The description of the Retvalin made me picture giant space-faring versions of Skimmer Mounts from GW2…
I picture them as toothless tyranid bio-ships.
they are space dragons ? why when they speak about tentacles i imagine them like some giant meat blob with tentacles straight from lovecraft stories ?
I think of the Sea Dragon from Subnautica adapted for the void instead of water.
I always imagined them as those floating demons from doom eternal. Never did I think that they were dragons.
From the previous story they are chitiness balls of Flesh with tentacles
@@spudmuffin2688 that but purple with tentacles and cuter
Personally I think of them as the space dragons from stellaris.
Oh, more of this, cool! I read all that was available when the first chapter was uploaded but this is new to me, which means there is more! Awesome!
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Bless the Author
I hope that there's further continuation of this universe.
Is this a continuation of the story where the giant like leviathan sized creature comes and chills on our moon and talks to us about how it’s dying from parasites, and we end up healing it?
Yea
Loved the original, love the sequel, hope for more.
This kinda reminds me of that anime "Cells at Work!"😅
.30-06 is colloquially pronounced "thirty aught six"
Humans: the most lethal white blood cell in existence
Nice to see a part two follow-up on the first story
Love this sequel!
I am glad TH-cam showed this one to me right after the first one
Imagine first contract.
Greetings I am Dave and my immune system sends greetings as well, the murder monkeys are quite nice I assure you, as you can see they are wielding their low calibre parasite suppression system as a sign of good will.
Thank You for the reading
Thank goodness for discord letting me know new episodes cause TH-cam doesn't
Hit the bell
@@Awesomewithaz lol I have, TH-cam sucks for notifications same problem with other channels, so I just stick with discord
8:18 I'm imagining that the exterminators would've definitely use the Benelli M4 (Shotguns with slug rounds), HCAR (.30-06 monstrous assault rifle) and GM-6 Lynx (.50 cal semi auto rifle)
Whoo Hoo there's more of this story!
Oh fuck yeah episode 2!
Space Whalers! Nice twist.😊
Hun powered was originally made as a type of medicine, so I guess technically it’s come round full circle
Weird it's not mentioned that it's a part3 of the story.
Space born aliens, that is a fun concept
I can't help but lichen it to some species of ants live inside plants and protect it from herbivores and then imagine humans just crawling out of the woodwork when there space equivalent of subnauticas Reef backs are attacked.
This story reminds me of the show Farscape.
It has the start for it alright. Organic ship, complete with human Antibodies. And guns.
This reminds me of purrgil from star wars.
All hail the algorithm
They huge space sentient whales?
I've been trying to find a story that's sort of the opposite of this one, where aliens are really small and use Humans as safe transport by being injected in a capsule-ship, but haven't had any luck.
Any help would be much appreciated.
Retvalin sound like Purgill or Leviathan . How the Fuck does Humanity actually BEFRIEND such a thing .
It needed help. We helped it and it became friend shaped
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
The doctor prescribes you to take
Ten humans a day
" Point thirty oh six"?
You mean to say "thirty-aught-six."
This is Part 2 right ??
Yes
Link to part 1 in description
No this is chapter 3 in the series but for some reason he skipped chapter 2
Ah....well I'm an idiot! I'll work on that when I can
I want like 35 more episodes😢
Is there a stellaris mod like this?
For the algorithm
Is this a part 2 to another store? It sounds familiar
Is there more of this!?
how much damage can two of those creatures do to something so big
if its supposed to be like bacteria on their scale then those numbers are just silly low
For The algorithm
Sooo good
Licht mode!?!?!
Is this Farscape?
Hey this is chapter 3 in the series not chapter 2, why did you skip chapter 2?
Space whales 🥺
Someone tell me if there’s a part 3
how i wish i could talk to my own antibodies if they pinged me with like ''we are fighting this crap but ouer loadout is only partly effective... shall we deploy armour piercing rounds to ensure kills despite collateral's while still in numerical superiority or engage in attrition war at the expense of manpower/blood ?''
would make some things so much better like ''ohh so this is cancer we dident know that and you wish uss to exterminate it regardless where we find it ? very well''
or ''ohh...so that is not something thats ....that.. dangerous such as allergies so we should not waste munitions on it unless severe ? affermitive''
So... Humans eventually found themselves a dragon daddies to be vored by?)
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Birther. You mean mother?
Ummm doubt space whale/dragons work like that bud or would you can a birthing male seahorse a mother as well?
Algorithm appeasement comment!
For the algorithm