Best HFY Reddit Stories: Humans Don't Hibernate

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  • @zerotakis
    @zerotakis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    Future humans are shaking sleeping bears in their cave and yelling "WHO DID THIS TO YOU?"

    • @Sovereignty3
      @Sovereignty3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      But even bears aren't fully out out. They can still wake up (a bit groggy) and do some stuff before they go back to sleep.

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations you have been acquired by the British national history museum here is all legal documents and a hearty fuck you got mine as well

    • @xenn4985
      @xenn4985 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      ​@@Sovereignty3would be funny to see a version of this story where humanity just sees the aliens doing their thing and go like "oooh they eepy"

    • @s3p4kner
      @s3p4kner ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hilarious XD
      But guys never go into bear territory when they're in a 'torpor', they DO NOT hibernate like mice or squirrels, they just sleep deeply and the sound of your footsteps in the snow would be enough to wake them.
      Boy! Ever been grumpy after being woken too early in the morning? Now try an 8-900 pound male Grizzly and he's ... starving.
      Ah such happy times on our Deathworld!

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@s3p4kner if that bear didn't want to get woken up from a deep sleep by me hugging it then it shouldn't have evolved such cute ears
      Jk

  • @dontuspowerus1093
    @dontuspowerus1093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    "We Terminated Elluris"
    Earth the next 10 Hibernation Cycles: Who decided that? *Chad pose*
    "We rediscovered Elluris..."

    • @handtrap8868
      @handtrap8868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      is that an escanore reference

    • @omargoodman2999
      @omargoodman2999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Did you really think killing me was enough to make me die?"

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@omargoodman2999 Now then, about You killing the Dinosaurs. *Dark Souls Boss music intensifies*
      > Earth has displayed 15 HP bars

  • @Vidguy112
    @Vidguy112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    Author here! I just wanted to say that NetNarrator has again done amazing work on what is one of my most long running and most ambitious stories. This series is one that I'm still invested in even after all this time, and that's why it remains one of the series that I update consistently and wish to see through to the end! I hope you guys enjoy the story and once again I would like to give a big thank you to NetNarrator for bringing this story to life with his narration! Thank you for listening and thank you for all the comments! :D

    • @jofknoll
      @jofknoll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      great story mate i hope you keep writing this story and many others

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Great story can't wait until he narrates more of it 😊

    • @davidwells7279
      @davidwells7279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I usually lurk on the channel, please thell me there is more...

    • @pheonexking1218
      @pheonexking1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      please make a part 2 pls, detailing everything thy talked about, hell make a seiers

    • @purplemagi2414
      @purplemagi2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh thats fantastic, I had hoped this wasn't a one-shot story. Thank you Author!

  • @gaza102289
    @gaza102289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    "A deathworld one might say"
    : glances at camera

    • @muscle2714
      @muscle2714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      'Roll credits'

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      **Flicks on sunglasses as Rock music plays in the background**

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *ba dum tiss*

    • @izen9999
      @izen9999 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My favorite part of Deathworlder is when the Deathworlder says "it's deathworlding time" and deathworlded all over the planet

    • @Nomadith
      @Nomadith ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@izen9999 Colonel Jurten after nuking the world of krieg back into the stone age for 500 years: We do a little deathworlding for the Emperor

  • @cantharelluscibarius2244
    @cantharelluscibarius2244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Humantity basically playing the part of cthulhu and keeping watch on the old ones whilst they slumber.

    • @nereo051184
      @nereo051184 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Like nyarlatothep.

  • @eddthehead123
    @eddthehead123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    *Destroys their civilization and ensures oblivion through civil war*
    Humans: "First time?"

    • @KiithNaabal
      @KiithNaabal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Sounds like us...

  • @Crazy49er
    @Crazy49er 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I was really really hoping for the human to say "Hello, we've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty"

    • @logangraham2956
      @logangraham2956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well in the context...
      replace vehicle with planet.

    • @majkag1330
      @majkag1330 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      But like.... WE WOULD!!!!

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The guardians never sleep, never rest, always vigilant.

  • @kintsuki99
    @kintsuki99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    "Humanity will be hete keeping watch"
    Not sure if that is reconforting or terrifying.

    • @mk6315
      @mk6315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      We like to do a little trolling here in the Terran systems
      It’s only human

    • @waldorffordlaw9529
      @waldorffordlaw9529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That depends on who you ask

    • @michaelhuber6476
      @michaelhuber6476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’m mean it’s a 50/50 chance

    • @thekettle3534
      @thekettle3534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mk6315 ♫ we're only human they can't see through our little trolling ♫

    • @martincollins6632
      @martincollins6632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The fact that humans are still around in 3300AD... should bode well, if we can survive that long we should be fine. Not to mention they plan to be able to stand guard for at least tens of thousands of years.

  • @BOHICA69
    @BOHICA69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    We may burn hot and fast, but we spread our flames for as long as there is room to burn.

  • @aleksszukovskis2074
    @aleksszukovskis2074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Genius idea, this series should get continued

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There are currently 28 chapters on Reddit

    • @onerxowns2202
      @onerxowns2202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GreenDude_Gaming
      28? Wow!!!

    • @Boopboob
      @Boopboob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GreenDude_Gaming I'm at chapter 8 and I love it so much

    • @Kevin7557
      @Kevin7557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Boopboob so why does everything hybernate?

    • @Boopboob
      @Boopboob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kevin7557 not gonna spoil anything, that being said I *highly* suggest you give it a read if you have the time/will, it really really good

  • @number3766
    @number3766 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When the universe is in danger: *Banging pots and pans together*
    RING A DING DING, IT'S TIME FOR SPRING!
    GET UP ARTHUR, TYIR, JESUS WHOEVER YOU ARE, IT'S TIME TO STOP ENTROPY!

  • @stephanieryan4046
    @stephanieryan4046 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    If mummies were just aliens hibernating and they all wake up at once in a museum. 😂

    • @someasiandude4797
      @someasiandude4797 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “SWEET RA THATS THE BEST GLASS IVE EVER SEEN”

    • @kevlarchicken
      @kevlarchicken 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol@@someasiandude4797

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Except for the ones that got unwrapped and/or torn apart and eaten (yes, EATEN).

    • @kevinafrank104
      @kevinafrank104 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Write it, please somebody write this plot line. My imagination cannot do justice to this one but somebody out there can make it gold.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Hey, that's not my room."
      "Oh, but all my stuff is here and everything is much cleaner than usual after hibernation."
      "What hotel is this and how can i make reservations for my next hibernation?"

  • @danieljensen794
    @danieljensen794 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    That last part hits me hard. I lived for a good part of my entire life not knowing if I was going to wake up the next day and multiple times I almost didn't. I know people that didn't make it and some I failed to save. I livid in Alaska and the power would would go out in the middle of winter as it was -40*F and wind ripped trees down all the time. I moved away just a few weeks ago but I am still not used to feeling safe as I rest. It hurts but yet feels amazing to not have to worry anymore about freezing to death or having to check up on another just to find them dead in bed by having frozen to death. I am scarred yet hopeful of what is to come. I have laid too many to rest.
    I didn't think I would have to explain wood stoves and how they work to people as a back up heating source but I forgot that I am communicating with people and most don't actually know about Alaska or wood stoves. Let me explain. Many houses have fire places as the main or a back up heat source but remember not all places have them and the places that do needs people to operate them. Here are the steps to get the fire place started.
    1 You need to have, during the summer, stocked up on chopped wood and have them properly stored.
    2 You must realize that the heat went out at some point in time.
    3 Make a fire in the fireplace.
    This is what usually happens but as I pointed out in the first paragraph they are usually found in bed.
    As they are asleep they are unable properly react to the situation and the cold gets to them. Most of the time the cold wakes them up but to wake up to the cold it requires you to be in good heath and properly fed. Horrible things happen without warning. Just because people know better doesn't mean that things don't happen. If people can properly react then nothing happens but if people don't then they die even if they know what to do like in 2021 in Texas were over 200 people died from a winter storm. Remember I also stated that I would check up on other people. I have only found a few people dead in bed from the cold and they were, all but one person, elderly people who were not in the best of health. The 20 year old that I found dead had taken medicine to help him sleep. Unfortunately it cause him to never wake up again. Stuff happens and we just got to move forward,

    • @kaylaherrera4544
      @kaylaherrera4544 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m really sorry that happened. Love is with you always.

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You poor soul may those who have passed rest peacefully

    • @magnarcreed3801
      @magnarcreed3801 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wood stove.
      You’re welcome.

    • @rhyderleming5851
      @rhyderleming5851 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My man escaped from Niflheim.

    • @gcanaday1
      @gcanaday1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Discover fire

  • @jofknoll
    @jofknoll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    i awoke 10 billion years later and the humans were still by my side

    • @oldnotweak
      @oldnotweak 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      but unfortunately falling asleep near humans means pranks... 10 billion years of pranks

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That was fascinating. When the narrator was done, I didn't realize it was over at first. It just caught my attention and didn't let go

  • @SlinkyDragon
    @SlinkyDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Honestly, I see humanity being less "watchful," and more "plundery" when it comes to hibernating alien species.

    • @anonymouswhite7957
      @anonymouswhite7957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah... But then again it still depends on the individual/organization. Just like how there is “Scientific Revisionist” and “Radical Purifiers” in Vanaran society, Humanity is not a monolith of all consuming cruelty. Even in our time there are people who dedicate their whole life for other organism wellbeing, receiving nothing in return but only a sense of fulfillment.
      Also the humans that made contact are hundreds/millions of years into the future, their mindset might be different than in our age.

    • @stephensteinhauer3346
      @stephensteinhauer3346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anonymouswhite7957 : No, the aliens watched as dinosaurs evolved, then killed them with an asteroid. The humans entered the hibernation chamber in 3392 A.D.. So we have a little more than 1300 years from NOW to get into space.

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Folks like myself that are retired from the military know full well how to stand guard against the darkness and the things that hunt in the night.

    • @Nixonitus
      @Nixonitus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We can do both!

    • @oldnotweak
      @oldnotweak 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Nixonitus i think humans would very rapidly blow the aliens out of the water. they have such insanely long sleep cycles and their lifetimes are so long their tech progress is obviously insanely slow because they dont have much incentive, we only have decades, theres no time to fuck around

  • @nweasels
    @nweasels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    That was a hell of a hook.
    We require more.

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There are currently 28 chapters on Reddit

    • @shadowdawn4290
      @shadowdawn4290 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GreenDude_Gaming link?

  • @rockfan243
    @rockfan243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Aliens " no life can evolve without the need for hibernation "
    Earth * exists *
    Aliens * destroys life on earth* " no life can evolve without the need for hibernation "
    Me thinks their bias is showing

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I normally don't get into the multi part series, but, wow, WHAT A HOOK!!

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, it’s simply not fair!

  • @zupaschnitzel3300
    @zupaschnitzel3300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Ok, this must get a Part 2

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There are currently 28 chapters on Reddit

    • @AugustoEL
      @AugustoEL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@GreenDude_Gaming lol, here we asking for a 2° and there is already a fucking book out.

    • @SGM_Nightingale
      @SGM_Nightingale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GreenDude_Gaming I didnt need to get anything done today anyways XD

    • @skoshman1
      @skoshman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SGM_Nightingale I'm at work. I think the boss will forgive me....

    • @tadadoterson6147
      @tadadoterson6147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did everyone suddenly show up here?

  • @GreenDude_Gaming
    @GreenDude_Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love this story it is one of my favorites and I've been reading it since the first couple chapters

    • @Vidguy112
      @Vidguy112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Author here! Thank you so much i really do appreciate it! :D Wait, are you the same GreenDude who comments on all the stories? :D

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Vidguy112 Yes

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Vidguy112 i hope you have a great day

  • @Aiden999
    @Aiden999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Entirely new to me, brilliantly voiced (as ever). Hope this becomes a regular one!
    Thank you!

  • @scotteggert9820
    @scotteggert9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    So this is how Humanities 'Forever War' starts. Whoever did what they did to the narrator's species is for a world of hurt. As the one species that needs no hibernation just a few hours of sleep is mad and we decided they are our next prey to be hunted into extinction. It's not like we haven't done it before. Just ask any Sabertooth Tiger or Dire Wolf. Oh, right. We hunted the Sabertooth into oblivion and turned the Dire Wolfs into our pets. Humanity, the spaces that told a Deathworld, We are NOT Prey and for trying to make us so. You're going to PAY!

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Sabertooth died because of a massive series of meteoroid strikes during the ice age

    • @jacobfoss7783
      @jacobfoss7783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Those who were born on Hell herself are as vengeful as their mother.

    • @alexisgrunden1556
      @alexisgrunden1556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Who's a good former predator? _Who's a good former predator??_ Yes, YOU are, Mr. Fluffles! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joeyflat1452
      @joeyflat1452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, sabertooth tigers and dire wolves died because they were too big and couldn't find enough food to survive the ice age. Or so the theory goes.

    • @Munchkin.Of.Pern09
      @Munchkin.Of.Pern09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Modern dogs are descended from the same ancestors as grey wolves. More recent genetic evidence suggests that dire wolves weren’t actually wolves, ie did not belong to the genus Canis; instead, they belonged to the extinct genus Aenocyon, and covergently evolved to look and act similar to Canis species because they were somewhat related and filled the same niches.

  • @demon_xd_
    @demon_xd_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Good to see you finally covering this great story, keep up the good work

  • @AlleluiaElizabeth
    @AlleluiaElizabeth ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Humanity = sheep dogs of the universe, apparently. Also, "Mitchell you owe me 10 bucks" XD

  • @charlx8979
    @charlx8979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Aliens constantly causing humanity by doing the dinosaur extinction event
    Every time

    • @nereo051184
      @nereo051184 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Like in dead space jaja

  • @CortexNewsService
    @CortexNewsService 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I just found this channel and I am hooked. And this was an amazing story!

  • @theJuninho8P
    @theJuninho8P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Love it, waiting for part 2

    • @Boopboob
      @Boopboob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      28 parts already out !
      It's on Reddit, author's page link is in the video description n

  • @stevena8326
    @stevena8326 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hope there is more of this one either existing or on the way, this story is amazing

  • @lazyprinny3265
    @lazyprinny3265 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kinda reminds me of the story where humans become immune systems for massive space organisms.

  • @GhostoftheSnow271
    @GhostoftheSnow271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh boy first one I’ve clicked on that isn’t older than 3 months, hell yeah

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    ''how coulda new model emerge after 200 million years!''
    also... ''we killed of versions of this before'' ...more like it keeps being an alternative but some civilizations rather then consider a different structure for stability... kept purging it out of fear to lose the 'king of the hill' spot... but well... hehehehe.... you sleep long , and nature go BRRRRR

  • @chell807
    @chell807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    So humanity became The Guardians of the galaxy. 😏😏

  • @ericd5196
    @ericd5196 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best " I got you BRO!" story.

  • @nk_3332
    @nk_3332 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If the Mi-Go or the Polyps ever look on R'leyh's scenes,
    They will find the deeps are guarded by United States Marines.

  • @DoctorZuki
    @DoctorZuki ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We are the watchers in the night, for the night is long and full of terrors!

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funny little thing, this isn't hibernation, it's torpor. Hibernation isn't nonstop sleep, it's just excessive inactivity. Hibernating bears wake up all the time to reposition themselves, sometimes head out to look around for something to eat. Some leftover berries or a dead carcass or whatever. Torpor is when an animal enters a death-like state for an extended period of time, like what tardigrades can do.

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Don't you worry little alien buddy, humanity is here, doing what we do best. Wrecking shit !

  • @Stookinator
    @Stookinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    15:20
    DAMN IT MITCHEL YOU STILL OWE ME THOSE 10 DOLLARS GIVE THEM UP MY GUY

  • @stayfrasty
    @stayfrasty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I started listening to this one over on grey voices channel and now hearing it here. it feels... idk. strange. I love this series. cant listen to it here tho. gonna leave it up in the bg and give engagement for them sweet internet points.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've got that with the Isekai one, listened to that one a few years ago as a daily basis thing on another channel, but still happy more people are covering it

    • @jhackofalltrades
      @jhackofalltrades 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know what you mean and I can't listen here either. But, damn, if I don't want him to do Chrysalis.

  • @robert-trading-as-Bob69
    @robert-trading-as-Bob69 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the concept of a galactic hiberbation sequence.
    Reminds me of Robin Hobbs dragon cocoons waiting for the right circumstances, but being found by humans and cut up as wood, leading to live ships.

  • @Vohasiiv
    @Vohasiiv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ended more wholesome than I expected.

  • @jackdavid8518
    @jackdavid8518 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice, a smaller toober was covering a bit of this. Glad to see you check it out to.

  • @diarmuidh6980
    @diarmuidh6980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The inability of a sapient* to develop technology would be a hard block on actually becoming starfaring though. So these guys wouldn’t be interested in a species of swimming atechnic poets.

  • @ladyodragons3849
    @ladyodragons3849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Humanity: The Night-watchers

    • @nickpossum3607
      @nickpossum3607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We stand at the watch because we don't fear the dark nor what dwells within it.
      For whatever goes bump in the night, We are the Things That Bump BACK!

    • @ladyodragons3849
      @ladyodragons3849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nickpossum3607 We refuse to go gentle into that good night

    • @nickpossum3607
      @nickpossum3607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ladyodragons3849 , why go gently when kicking and screaming is an option?

  • @TheAustralianMapper5378
    @TheAustralianMapper5378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Most species hibernate, *looks at humans* then there are these assholes.”

  • @McKavian
    @McKavian ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The humans are not psychotic anti-heros?! Cool! Its nice to be the good guys.

  • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
    @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice to see someone else read this story

  • @cameronknox7567
    @cameronknox7567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Where would I find the rest of this on Reddit? I have not been very lucky on finding things on Reddit.
    We are the watchers in the dark. We are the ever glowing spark.
    Within your slumber in the deep, within your ever dream of sleep.
    When we call, will you not Hark? Will you not rise, for you to keep?

  • @phame1225
    @phame1225 ปีที่แล้ว

    It takes a while to sometimes to find really great stories but when you do, whoo boy.
    And sure let me integrate this to my world views.

  • @walterlyzohub8112
    @walterlyzohub8112 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations, now I’m interested in what is next. I like a writer with a good story arc.

  • @ALEXANDER1318
    @ALEXANDER1318 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why would you all go into hibernation together if you can CHOOSE when to hibernate and how long? Surely a civilization would set up a rotation schedule to ensure the survival of the civilization?

  • @firatsanliturk
    @firatsanliturk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm 200% sure that we would pillage the heck out of whatever technology and equipment that they may have the moment they all went to sleep. When you find the dragon asleep, you try and pocket something from his hoard, not sing him a lullaby lol

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am really hoping for a part 2.

  • @chialeux514
    @chialeux514 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oooh, Aliens from another galaxy know about the Nailed God ! ( "65,000,000 B.C." )

  • @grumpyursus9346
    @grumpyursus9346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hope net narrator keeps reading this series

  • @williammontano9985
    @williammontano9985 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Motel 6, we'll keep the light on for you

  • @joseberger7737
    @joseberger7737 ปีที่แล้ว

    wait til they find out that some creatures do in fact hibernate, just for a quarter of a year

  • @onerxowns2202
    @onerxowns2202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So... Immortal sleep of Universe wasn't natural at all it seems... Huh

  • @icefire5799
    @icefire5799 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First of all this would be a nice solution for what to do if one where immortal if stuff always gets lost there always something to do. THis would also be a funny solution to the fermi paradox where are all the aliens. They are asleep.

  • @patrickcoleman6429
    @patrickcoleman6429 ปีที่แล้ว

    Humanity, custodians of the dreamless. Watchful guardians of the old ones and ever protective of the cluster of the long lived.

  • @InDadequate
    @InDadequate ปีที่แล้ว

    definitely not how i expected that to go

  • @Embersofthedark
    @Embersofthedark 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No no, we do hibernate....for 8 hours (more or less)... everyday

  • @williamwalker8107
    @williamwalker8107 ปีที่แล้ว

    That defiantly has to have a part two and three.

  • @harrygrimley4352
    @harrygrimley4352 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Interesting. Thanks for sharing this with us.

  • @NikkiTheViolist
    @NikkiTheViolist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    well, that's one solution to the Fermi Paradox.

  • @mechanuts7191
    @mechanuts7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wow that was actually really sweet at the end.

  • @kaitlynboss3497
    @kaitlynboss3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait, what!? That’s where it ends!? Aw man! I wanted to know his reaction to humanity keeping watch.

  • @cteal2018
    @cteal2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Need a part 2, gotta find out who..."THEY' are that caused "IT".

  • @heyimharlz
    @heyimharlz ปีที่แล้ว

    wow amazing solution to the fermi paradox!

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Way to leave a mystery and a cliffhanger

  • @chibiquil
    @chibiquil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nooo! Aliens killed my dinosaurs! I'm so sad.. amazing story, great read from Narrator as always. Happy to hear it all!

  • @funa171
    @funa171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Part two please 🙏

  • @marcinmalczewski310
    @marcinmalczewski310 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hibernation is interesting and alien for the humans concept. I wonder why they have to hibernate all at the same time. Why they do not change so one half always will by watching

  • @Iggi-mv2ux
    @Iggi-mv2ux หลายเดือนก่อน

    Still one of my favorites!

  • @happycatginger
    @happycatginger ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like this one..... yeah this is a good one.

  • @adamwsgers3437
    @adamwsgers3437 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wishing for part 2

  • @user-ph7bh5yu2l
    @user-ph7bh5yu2l 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fine work all the way around

  • @xenn4985
    @xenn4985 ปีที่แล้ว

    This story works a lot better if you replace hibernation with extinction.

  • @thomassundrla4768
    @thomassundrla4768 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Needs a sequel!

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Apparently there's a bunch more parts to this story. Why has only one been recorded?

  • @xlxRavegerxlx
    @xlxRavegerxlx ปีที่แล้ว

    Humans being the true Chads Will be here no matter how long it takes

  • @trippydrjusu
    @trippydrjusu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooo good. I need to know who is the villain!

  • @taskforceboi8977
    @taskforceboi8977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sweet dreams lads.
    We have the watch.

  • @xeskistiken2801
    @xeskistiken2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aliens: the humans do not hibernate? What are you talking about?

  • @MeatyZeeg
    @MeatyZeeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is pretty solid

  • @genemabilangan49
    @genemabilangan49 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing - thanks for this

  • @armycowboy4313
    @armycowboy4313 ปีที่แล้ว

    All aliens Hibernate its normal.
    Humans actually we discovered that its not normal and we are here to save you.
    Sleepy aliens: what how can tha ZZZZZzzz

  • @johnchase7667
    @johnchase7667 ปีที่แล้ว

    The hibernation cycle lasted 10 million years? That's a little ridiculous isn't it?

  • @TheH8redd
    @TheH8redd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have a question here, There's alot more to this story, WAY more, Im just wondering why Netnarrator stopped after chapter one?.

  • @charliedulol
    @charliedulol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    was that a *PLOT TWIST?!*

  • @johncunningham4820
    @johncunningham4820 ปีที่แล้ว

    So Humanity are now to be likened to Lycans ?

  • @adiabeticjedi3278
    @adiabeticjedi3278 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man those tears came from fucking no where my dude.

  • @adphoenix600
    @adphoenix600 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man this is why I like our humanity like this way they can be really really dangerous fierce fighters but also weak good minded but also evil at the same time and can be on the other side guardian angels watch over you protective as well to that’s why I like it and don’t like it at the same time one they’re super evil and also they can be guardian angels and be fear of fighters

  • @oriontheraptor8119
    @oriontheraptor8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I donno after a nice meal I tend to go into hibernation for a while

  • @Type_blazenil
    @Type_blazenil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Three suspects seminars: dolphin crow human?

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These aliens killed the Dinos. They deserve no mercy.

  • @kathyc3401
    @kathyc3401 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for dropping that asteroid on the dinosaurs. You might have liked evolved dinos better though.

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just thank you.