Captain Picard Requires A Cloaked Ship

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  • Star Trek The Next Generation Season 5 Episode 7 Unification I

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  • @FritsysCHANel
    @FritsysCHANel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way, they look forward to the trip.

    • @NuFlyer83
      @NuFlyer83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I couldn't have said that better!!!😎

    • @Moze9116899
      @Moze9116899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Winston Churchhill

    • @LanceVanceDance84
      @LanceVanceDance84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shadowjack8 For future reference, it's "cite".

    • @marylousherman5471
      @marylousherman5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bwahahaha.....we could use some of that right now...

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ishlacorrin It usually does. He didn't say half the things he said! But this also does not match his style.

  • @mytube650
    @mytube650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    THIS, is the Picard I will remember.

    • @thomasloyal4525
      @thomasloyal4525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That is Picard forever from tng to the movies and ending in STO

    • @narutobroken
      @narutobroken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He’s so badass here

    • @BELCAN57
      @BELCAN57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "J.L." would have been hung up on by this Klingon flunky.

    • @Lukas-Trnka
      @Lukas-Trnka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      This Picard is not Patrick Stewart. This Picard is all the producers who made this character and all the screenwriters who wrote his lines in the script. Patrick Stewart then delivered those lines in such an unforgettable way.
      Patrick Stewart is still here, but that is not enough. We are missing the right screenwriters and producers.

    • @nozislam
      @nozislam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      As opposed to the new pu**y whipped wet blanket. I agree.

  • @avalonfour8054
    @avalonfour8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Riker: You enjoyed that...
    Picard: You're damn right.

    • @JonesNate
      @JonesNate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wrong episode; right attitude!

    • @jondonnelly4831
      @jondonnelly4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Say my name

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jondonnelly4831 : Twat
      :-P

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No you Can't, dont even try
      Ah so may good episodes

    • @masterpoe4942
      @masterpoe4942 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "damned"*

  • @develynseether4426
    @develynseether4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Picard - "I need a favour"
    B'iJik - "A favour?"
    Picard to Riker "Theres an echo in here"
    Picard to B'iJik "I need a cloaked ship"
    B'iJik - "A cloaked ship?"
    Picard to Riker "There it is again"
    🤣

    • @eramires
      @eramires 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmfao xD

    • @Escap1st7
      @Escap1st7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's out of character for Picard. Sounds more like Shepard from Mass Effect lol

    • @carminemurray6624
      @carminemurray6624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember once being told a Suzuki
      2 stroke motorscooter and a
      J frame S&W revolver + ammo was indeed,
      "No small favor",
      Nevermind a Warp capable Starship, ROFLMAO !
      🙀

    • @crucial0072
      @crucial0072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @MIGBMWLOVER
      @MIGBMWLOVER 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Escap1st7 Indeed!

  • @randymotter51
    @randymotter51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    "A MESSAGE!?.....very well."
    as soon as he delivered that line, I got some chills. The stars aligned and this junior adjutant was well and truly fucked, to be forced to be the middle man that has to deliver one of Picard's perfectly crafted dialogues to someone who clearly does not want to hear from him at that moment. Poor dude, I rarely feel bad for a fictional character and this was one of those times.

    • @Jeddostotle7
      @Jeddostotle7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Zardoz no1 curr

    • @narutobroken
      @narutobroken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zardoz sad but true

    • @Jeddostotle7
      @Jeddostotle7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@narutobroken no it's not

    • @DayOldMeat
      @DayOldMeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Zardoz Show me on the doll where the nasty TV show hurt you.

    • @Doktor47
      @Doktor47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Zardoz The sheer, fucking, hubris.

  • @ohkaygoplay
    @ohkaygoplay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Excuse me, but I would like to kiss the person who write's Picard's speeches. Patrick Stewart delivers them expertly, but someone had to sit down and write them first, to use their own knowledge and skill to create the dialogue we love.

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucky guy...somewhere.

    • @NoNo-or2wj
      @NoNo-or2wj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That person would appear to be Jeri Taylor, who went on to write for Voyager, eventually as head writer for S3-S4!

    • @CarlosRuiz-sg9nd
      @CarlosRuiz-sg9nd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Came to say what @NoNo-or2wj said. Jeri Taylor deserves your kiss.

    • @edibleapeman
      @edibleapeman 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@CarlosRuiz-sg9nd I am Jeri Taylor. Kiss me, @ohkayhgoplay.

  • @trymetal95
    @trymetal95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    "i'm sure there are others in the Klingon empire that would be willing to help me, and then *they* would have our gratitude"
    that's Picard speak for "i made you, i can unmake you"

    • @stahl1624
      @stahl1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That’s Picard speak for the Federation are keeping him in power.

    • @fostercathead
      @fostercathead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes! The emphasis was most certainly incorrect. Kudos for noticing.

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was thinking of the line from The Godfather: And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies then they would become my enemies... and then they will fear you.

    • @AudibleFist
      @AudibleFist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I almost was going to bed tonight thinking he was speaking of trading a future favor to another Klingon, and not threaten too unravel the entire Klingon Empire.

    • @yourstruly4817
      @yourstruly4817 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He can make it so and he can unmake it so

  • @2490debrick
    @2490debrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    He might be a junior adjutant but he certainly understood the sarcasm and obtuse angle around Picards favour!

    • @tommypetraglia4688
      @tommypetraglia4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He didn't make junior adjutant by be thick as _Debrick_ ...
      Ooof-ah
      Man I'm sorry. I just couldn't help it. No offense please I was just funnin'.
      Okay? Drinks on me next time we see
      And you're right. Dude's pretty sharp. Prbly why they put him on the call.
      Great scene from beginning to end

    • @ElevenAce
      @ElevenAce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Junior adjutant to the whole Klingon Empire is still a big deal 😂

    • @kinginfamousz
      @kinginfamousz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4:33 🤣

  • @marks47
    @marks47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    The REAL Captain Picard....

    • @ronaldcustard4636
      @ronaldcustard4636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      marks47 Who is Patrick Stewart in STP?

    • @Lukas-Trnka
      @Lukas-Trnka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ronaldcustard4636 The trouble is that Patrick Stewart is not Picard. Picard is all the producers who made this character and all the screenwriters who wrote his lines in the script. Patrick Stewart then delivered those lines in such an unforgettable way.
      Patrick Stewart is still here, but that is not enough. We are missing the right screenwriters and producers.

    • @nerminc.1713
      @nerminc.1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Lukas-Trnka You're so very right. Strangely I haven't thought of it this way before. The character is a team of people.

    • @Lukas-Trnka
      @Lukas-Trnka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nerminc.1713 Many fans have a problem with the new Star Treks since JJ-Trek. But most of them are not able to clearly say what is it that they don't like and why,... what is actually wrong there. They very often point on some superficial things, details, like "this props looks wrong" or "i don't like how the character acts". And when studio or someone asks them what do they want, they reply "We want Kirk!", "We want Picard!" And the studio just replys "There you have it. So why are you still complaining?" And suddenly, they look just like a troublemakers who are never happy with anything.
      So many people just don't realize that when they say "I want Picard!", they actually mean they want the people who created the character and all the environment that Picard belongs to.
      We are not getting what we want, because we are not saying what we actually want.

    • @nerminc.1713
      @nerminc.1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Lukas-Trnka Perhaps productiuon companies see it that way and understand that having previously successful franchises will bring them money. The producers and new show runners aren't interested in continuing Star Trek, rather making money and making their own thing.
      I think a lot of people can illustrate what they don't like about the kelvin timeline, and when people say "we want Picard" it's very clear and it would be common sense that they don't just want the image of Picard, but rather the character and everything the encompasses him. People don't communicate in machine speak.
      To further the point: a lot of people are pointing out that the new Trek/kelvin timeline is missing depth. It's been echoed that the new Trek does not make you think, but rather forces you to think one way and casts you aside if you think otherwise.
      Star Trek used to take relatable, human topics and focus an episode around it. New Trek seems to try to expand the breth and raise the stakes to an ridiculously extraordinary high. A lot like the Marvel movies do. The viewer loses their perception on the topic (a lot like trying to envision the whole universe) It becomes unrelatable.
      New Trek doesn't seem to give you the time to think. It's pace is very fast and keeps throwing things at you, almost as to distract you from the poor writing, and flimsy plot.

  • @neilomac
    @neilomac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    B'iJik came half stepping and JLP dished out a verbal pimp slap so devastating it went back in time and destroyed Praxis.

    • @andrewpetik2034
      @andrewpetik2034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆😅🤣😂🤣

    • @scottbilger9294
      @scottbilger9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's even worse for him: he has to take that message to Gowron. I hope it's a good day to die.

    • @Akumac4
      @Akumac4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You had me at verbal pimp slapping! lol

    • @Bitchslapper316
      @Bitchslapper316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scottbilger9294 Gowron isn't unreasonable, he would have understood.

    • @scottbilger9294
      @scottbilger9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Bitchslapper316 Then you can take him the message.

  • @SJReid82
    @SJReid82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    This scene is masterful. Shows just how awesome a negotiator Picard is.

    • @eramires
      @eramires 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It also shows how good the writers were.

    • @SJReid82
      @SJReid82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eramires Absolutely.

    • @mainsource8030
      @mainsource8030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eramires what do you mean, the writers are still good, BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! i CRACK MYSELF UP!

    • @eramires
      @eramires 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mainsource8030 lol

    • @timothywilkins1831
      @timothywilkins1831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is able to wield a carrot as a potential stick; a tribute to his skilled leadership

  • @andrewcunningham129
    @andrewcunningham129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This is the best "iron hand in velvet glove" dialogue I have ever heard.

  • @DouglasZwick
    @DouglasZwick ปีที่แล้ว +181

    This is peak Trek. Great writing, great acting, simple but effective cinematography. It abounds with with subtlety and care. This is the kind of thing that keeps me wanting to come back for more every week.

    • @paradisebreeze1705
      @paradisebreeze1705 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Discovery beats this any day

    • @DouglasZwick
      @DouglasZwick 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@paradisebreeze1705 What does Discovery do better?

    • @billybegood466
      @billybegood466 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@DouglasZwick Nothing. Discovery was OK Trek, but it didn't do anything better.

    • @notabannedaccount8362
      @notabannedaccount8362 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@billybegood466Better drama and effects! This is old white guys being boring.

    • @billybegood466
      @billybegood466 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@notabannedaccount8362 Well you can have better effects, I'll take better story telling, character development and continuity.

  • @Gmon750
    @Gmon750 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    In the days now where every scene has to be a visual overload of CGI, it is so incredibly gratifying to watch these scenes where the mastery of dialogue and negotiations gives more chills and goosebumps than even the most epic of space battles.
    Jean-Luc Picard is a master of instilling fear in the most elegant, thoughtful way. No violence. No threats. His ability to smile and speak politely while implying "I will lay waste to your society" will always be my favorite moments.

    • @rwarren58
      @rwarren58 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Darn I could not have said it better. Well done.

    • @TheMelnTeam
      @TheMelnTeam 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      CGI is improving, and would be fine if the writing were still up to par to go with it. If only :/.

  • @magatrone100
    @magatrone100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “ A MESSAGE!?”
    Engage Picard mode: Cunning

  • @kettch777
    @kettch777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I never really realized it until now, but after playing Shogun: Total War 2, I made the connection. The Klingon Empire is like feudal Japan. There is a revered Emperor who wields no actual power but is the spiritual focus of the people, while real power rests with the Chancellor (Shogun). Each Klingon clan (House) maintains their own military power and occasionally struggles break out when one House wants to become the ruling House. A complex system of honor, blood feud, alliances and deadly insult instigate tensions between the Houses, and the Empire tends to be distrustful of outsiders. The only difference is that the Chancellorship is not passed to the heir of the current ruling House but can be won by another. That's why Picard can threaten to go to another prominent figure in the Empire for the ship he needs. A House has its own vessels.

    • @matthewredman7814
      @matthewredman7814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love the explanation

    • @lancer525
      @lancer525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewredman7814 Except the Klingon Empire was originally based on Western understanding of the characteristics of the former Soviet Union of the late 1960s.

    • @echos5823
      @echos5823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lancer525 That was more of a tos thing. By TNG onwards, the klingon lore started to incorporate elements from other groups.

    • @lancer525
      @lancer525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@echos5823 What part of "originally" did you miss, out of curiosity? Was the term "late 1960s" not a big enough indicator for you to grasp the fact that I was, indeed, only referring to TOS? Or was this just your "Captain Obvious" impression?

    • @lipoff
      @lipoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lancer525 Really? I thought the Romulans are pretty clearly the Soviet Union and the Klingons (at least in TNG) are pretty clearly Japanese.

  • @user-ly3mw4yq7g
    @user-ly3mw4yq7g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Worf: I believe I know H'why our messeges are not being answered.
    He's too busy eating pie with Cool H'whip.
    Picard: Leave the over pronunciation to me Mr H'Worf.

    • @geoffwilliams4478
      @geoffwilliams4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All right, say "y."

    • @StarRunner17
      @StarRunner17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      T'Pol did this quite often. H'why do they do this?!?!

    • @Lord_Greeble
      @Lord_Greeble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha 🤣 cheers for the laugh

    • @nb2008nc
      @nb2008nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StarRunner17 Blame the Dutch. It's where the formal English pronunciations come from for: why, where and when. Technically supposed to be pronounced: hwy, hwere, and hwen.

    • @davidknowles2491
      @davidknowles2491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StarRunner17 They're eating hair!

  • @I_AM_BEOWULF
    @I_AM_BEOWULF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I love the blatant blackmailing in this scene with so few words haha

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also in a really clever way. He could tell this to someone else and only the intended target of the message would get it.

    • @timtim8468
      @timtim8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, and the story, the reason why he does the favor, is narrated at the same time.

    • @SwordsmanRyan
      @SwordsmanRyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jonathan McKerley exactly. The Federation connived to put Gowron I charge and now extorts him to further another illegal Starfleet involvement.

    • @Bitchslapper316
      @Bitchslapper316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SwordsmanRyan They didn't connive. They exposed the Romulan involvement in the Klingon "civil war". That was not only a treaty breach but having a Romulan puppet in charge of the klingon empire would have been disastrous.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You say blackmail, I say diplomacy...

  • @JohnSmith-wu6yx
    @JohnSmith-wu6yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    If Data says "I've expanded my search parameters," you better listen!

    • @eramires
      @eramires 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would grab a cup of coffee first xD

    • @Cobinja
      @Cobinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@eramires I'd rather grab me a cup of tea. Earl Grey, hot.

    • @eramires
      @eramires 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cobinja xD

    • @immaundacova999
      @immaundacova999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what SHE said

    • @ki5aok
      @ki5aok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If Data says "I've expanded my search parameters," then you need to shoot him, because that isn't Data. Data doesn't use contractions (even though Brent Spiner did in this clip...oops.)

  • @MRJK87.
    @MRJK87. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "And they will have our gratitude"
    cue the riker grin
    Riker "You enjoyed that"
    Picard "you're damned right"

  • @szahmad2416
    @szahmad2416 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm sorry...neither Sisko nor Janeway ever conveyed this level of badassery without sounding ridiculous.

    • @markdillon5494
      @markdillon5494 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They were NEVER on Picard's level. Merely poor pretenders.

    • @szahmad2416
      @szahmad2416 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@markdillon5494 yeah, I mean Sisko was pretty thuggish sometimes. But not subtly menacing like this; his kind of threats were delivered far more directly. Sad thing is that he was in a place where this kind of arm-wrestling diplomacy would have been a daily requirement for the job. I blame the script-writers, to be honest. Great concept, some good general storylines, but "damn sloppy".

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Picard managed to even incense the middle man stuck being the messenger without resorting to violence. "You'll have our gratitude" is one of the most diplomatic "heck you"s in science fiction. And then the icing on the cake was Picard congratulating the guy's boss on his rise to power.

  • @isfj1009
    @isfj1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Bai'chk is probly thinkng, "Damn. This human captain IS a good negotiator." LOL

  • @Whitestar901
    @Whitestar901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I don't think I've heard any other Starfleet captain be able to disguise an insult as a compliment like Picard can.

  • @BNuts
    @BNuts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    It's for things like this that I like to remember Jean-Luc Picard.

  • @TokyoEdTech
    @TokyoEdTech 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The way Picard says "Yes" here is priceless. It's like he knows he's already checkmated his opponent and knows he is going to enjoy watching him slowly come to the same realization...

  • @JasonEyermann
    @JasonEyermann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    i can’t get enough of tng.the writing, dialogue and acting is so good.

  • @flashytincan
    @flashytincan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Certainly one of the best scenes from the series. It highlights the type of man Picard is, from his style of leadership to how he handles issues. Amazing writing!

    • @kurtjk01
      @kurtjk01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Too bad they let Patrick Stewart screw with the character in 2019.

    • @Lukas-Trnka
      @Lukas-Trnka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kurtjk01 The problem is not much in Patrick Stewart him self. Stewart is an actor. The trouble is in screenwriters and in studio's requirements for producers and screenwriters.

    • @kurtjk01
      @kurtjk01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Lukas-Trnka He's one of the executive producers, and okayed the storyline before signing. That makes him complicit.

    • @Lukas-Trnka
      @Lukas-Trnka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@kurtjk01 I know, but he is not really a producer. He is more like a public face of the producers. He is an experienced actor who got the opportunity to recreate something he likes and something he thinks should continue. Unfortunately he is not the right man for the job. There should be someone else next to Chabon, to provide a creative opposition.

    • @kurtjk01
      @kurtjk01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lukas-Trnka He didn't agree to do it until he saw the treatment; he had put Picard to bed, so to speak, and was reluctant to do it at first. Executive producers very often have strong creative input, and it unfortunately shows here. He's a great actor, no doubt about it . . . But the way they're deconstructing a great character has a "down in flames" feeling all over it.

  • @Wayoutthere
    @Wayoutthere 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Even Worf was insulted by being hailed by a 'junior adjutant'

    • @wilmerrose
      @wilmerrose 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Worf was insulted on almost every episode, would be viewed as blasphemy now by the woke brigade

  • @Techn9cian123
    @Techn9cian123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I had never seen any Star Trek until last month when I watched my first episode of TNG. ITS THE BEST THING EVER! I love the happy and optimistic view of the future.

    • @makasete30
      @makasete30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t ruin it by watching STPicard though...

    • @HouseJawn
      @HouseJawn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You should have been there in the 90s 🕊️✌️

  • @SentientIronHeart
    @SentientIronHeart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Indeed this is Star Trek at his finest. Not the sad stuff we have today.

    • @Rick_Cleland
      @Rick_Cleland 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😢😢😢

    • @stormforge68
      @stormforge68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree…ugh, I watched first season of Discovery and almost puked. Haven’t watched anything new since then.

  • @JohnComeOnMan
    @JohnComeOnMan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am singularly impressed with this trip down memory lane.

  • @TornadoHound
    @TornadoHound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the way Worf says, "his...genius..."

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "If Gowron can't (won't) provide us a ship, I'm sure there are others who will. And we would be grateful to _them."_
    "... I see." He may just be a junior adjutant, but he's not stupid!

  • @jillevans1109
    @jillevans1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Thanks so much I love how Picards like A Message after transmitting for 3 days

    • @April-dv2pb
      @April-dv2pb  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your welcome. That was a good idea.

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@April-dv2pb i love your name, this message has "view reply from april 5, 2063" and i couldnt help but chuckle.

  • @rayrowley4013
    @rayrowley4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That subtle face change when the call ends. Acting of the highest caliber.

  • @eugimon
    @eugimon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    no one insults like Picard, no one threatens like picard, no one drives home that knife with a smile like picard.

    • @ck2268
      @ck2268 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Please tell me you meant this in the “Gaston” song from Beauty and the Beast

  • @thebluelight4498
    @thebluelight4498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Such class and brilliance. A testimony to why we loved TNG. All that new show did was leave a bad taste in our mouths.

    • @snakeenjoyingacanofbeans5219
      @snakeenjoyingacanofbeans5219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And notably, they did a good job with balancing multiple ongoing plots throughout the series. It was rewarding to pay attention!

    • @jonathandoelander6130
      @jonathandoelander6130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one? Discovery???? or Picard???

    • @thebluelight4498
      @thebluelight4498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jonathandoelander6130 well I was referring to 'Picard' , but I don't really care for 'Discovery' either...although I don't dislike it as much, because it didn't destroy a well loved icon

    • @jonathandoelander6130
      @jonathandoelander6130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebluelight4498 Really? How about the Klingons?

    • @SheldonAdama17
      @SheldonAdama17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What new show? The last Trek show was Enterprise in 2005. Anything else made after that is bad fan fiction.

  • @asdsafasf3
    @asdsafasf3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    should've asked Riker how to make a cloaking device

    • @johnmartinez9220
      @johnmartinez9220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @VanderbiltMr
      @VanderbiltMr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They could of hung out in the center of Romulus
      “Beam him... DOWN?”

    • @imaxjunior6531
      @imaxjunior6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If that Klingon was a millennial he would have said that to Picard.

    • @cbalan777
      @cbalan777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was probably too busy watching an episode of Quantum Leap.

    • @animateddepression
      @animateddepression 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They trashed a perfectly built phased cloaking device and then Sisko was all "shit now i have to borrow one from the Romulans". They could've laid phased whatever torpedos in the center of the Founder's homeworld and *boom* war over.

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Picard: The only man who can intimidate Klingons just by talking to them through a viewscreen.

  • @williamcostigan91
    @williamcostigan91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:25 "Thank you Mr. Data for summoning that ominous background music right when I needed to drop the proverbial mic."

    • @nekodesigner
      @nekodesigner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the ship pretty much flies itself, all the buttons control dramatic music and lighting

  • @moonbear7496
    @moonbear7496 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Picard loses his cool, as a Klingon would. Then asks a big favor, threatens the guy indirectly that Gowron could lose Federation support should he need it again, AND insults Gowron in less than 2 minutes. Very nice. haha

  • @finaladvance5085
    @finaladvance5085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I will always be inpressed with any show that can make a compliment look and sound like a threat

  • @surelywoo
    @surelywoo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Piccard went full mob boss.
    "Nice empire you got there Galron. It'd be a shame if something happened to it."

  • @summer20105707
    @summer20105707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Talk to the ferengi they'd likely sell you one.

    • @billybegood466
      @billybegood466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      At a substantial discount, no doubt.

    • @katherinelandreth2191
      @katherinelandreth2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@billybegood466 And you'd find out later that the cloaking mechanism doesn't work.

    • @undrhil5281
      @undrhil5281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@katherinelandreth2191 and when it does work, it makes the ship glow bright pink

    • @JonesNate
      @JonesNate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@undrhil5281 Neon.

    • @barry3612
      @barry3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JonesNate that way after you get attacked they can sell you repairs for two times the price!

  • @ElDukeAy
    @ElDukeAy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Picard Diplomacy - 101.

  • @grog3514
    @grog3514 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The inflection here always bothered me. He says, "they will have OUR gratitude" but it should be "THEY will have our gratitude".

    • @WandererTheLost
      @WandererTheLost หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Inflection on the "THEY" implies the person they are giving support to is the important one where as the "OUR" implies their support is the important part.

    • @grog3514
      @grog3514 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WandererTheLost No it's to emphasize the difference between the two conditions. The only condition changing is who will get their gratitude so you emphasize THEY to make the two conditions more distinct.

    • @WandererTheLost
      @WandererTheLost หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@grog3514 Yours would not be incorrect, but neither is the way they did it.

    • @grog3514
      @grog3514 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@WandererTheLost I find it bewildering that any thinking person could believe that.

    • @WandererTheLost
      @WandererTheLost หลายเดือนก่อน

      @grog3514 Not agreeing with me is absolutely fine, but being unable to understand is worrying. Do I need to explain it to you in another way or do you not understand how it could make sense that way?

  • @nickholland7402
    @nickholland7402 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If you want to fight, Sisco is your captain. If you want to break stuff and sleep with everything, its Kirk. If you want to survive, its Janeway. But if you want to walk away with sass, its got to be Picard

  • @JonesNate
    @JonesNate 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "How will it benefit the Empire; I'm sure Gowron will ask."
    For what it's worth, this "Junior Adjutant to the Diplomatic Delegation" seems to be good at his little job.

  • @sashmiel6566
    @sashmiel6566 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    People who complain about the Downfall of Gowron forget this was a thing: that he was so into himself that he changed Klingon history. Of course he would force his hand on more Glory and do his best to make Martok fail.

  • @richartrod
    @richartrod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Picard's gamesmanship, skillfully played by Sir Patrick Stewart.

  • @SlideRulePirate
    @SlideRulePirate 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    _"Go on, piss me off, I dare you."_

  • @NoWay23548
    @NoWay23548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I need to re-watch this magnificent series again!

  • @ShiftyKen08
    @ShiftyKen08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know you're the man when you're "gratitude" holds that much weight! 😂

  • @jordanmicahcook
    @jordanmicahcook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The legendary Picard... never at a loss for words.

  • @m1dn1ght5un
    @m1dn1ght5un หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When Picard makes the implied threat of "and then, they would have our gratitude," he steps forward.
    I've just noticed how that step forward reframes Picards face and shows only the black of his uniform for the rest of the conversation, mirroring Picard showing the Klingon's his "dark side"

  • @HouseJawn
    @HouseJawn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "his genius... 😤" 🤣

  • @josephdaly
    @josephdaly ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Picard initially mentions his "gratitude", it seems like a cheap nothing, a worthless acknowledgement. But then he goes on to mention the other houses, "and then... they would have our gratitude." Suddenly, Picard extending his "gratitude" is no longer an inconsequential formality; it is a threat.

  • @Crackerjacks420
    @Crackerjacks420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love these shows. Never gets old. I could watch them all day.

  • @Boxanadu
    @Boxanadu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the Picard we love. Skilfully taking advantage of a man’s vanity.

  • @rodmandealerman3297
    @rodmandealerman3297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A legendary display of the Captain's IQ. This segment is in my top 5 for ST:TNG quotes, if not #1. For me, it NEVER gets old!

    • @grigturcescu6190
      @grigturcescu6190 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True. This ranks up wright there with "You enjoyed that - You damn right i did" and "Federation is weak and fears conflict - That is an assumption you are free to test at your convineance" or something like that.

  • @duckduckgoismuchbetter
    @duckduckgoismuchbetter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggy, nice doggy', whilst looking urgently for a brick to knock him endways with."
    - Mark Twain -

    • @chrispile3878
      @chrispile3878 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I believe that was Will Rogers - not Mark Twain.

    • @duckduckgoismuchbetter
      @duckduckgoismuchbetter หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@chrispile3878 Nope, Mark Twain.
      Will Rogers might have said it as well. He said a lot of things that I Iiked. Among them, "I'm not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."

    • @chrispile3878
      @chrispile3878 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@duckduckgoismuchbetter Twain and Rogers are both go-to guys for wisdom dispensed with timeless humor.

    • @duckduckgoismuchbetter
      @duckduckgoismuchbetter หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chrispile3878 True

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the way Picard negotiates in this scene! 😁😁

  • @chuckselvage3157
    @chuckselvage3157 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Picard is too smooth. 😂

  • @bdoakes
    @bdoakes 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love the subtle screw you jab at the end.

  • @ReturnofBenjamin
    @ReturnofBenjamin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THIS is the real Picard: "I brought you into this throne and I can take you OUT."

  • @generyan4043
    @generyan4043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Happy First Contact Day!

  • @iamsemjaza
    @iamsemjaza 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love how Picard changes his body language and demeanor just enough to have proper "diplomatic conversations" with aliens based on who they are the the "hat" their culture wears.

  • @jabbadabobby
    @jabbadabobby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love every bit of dialogue in this clip

  • @PopeRecords
    @PopeRecords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The best picard.
    Picard: Hey, bro can I get a cloaked ship?

  • @sisenor4091
    @sisenor4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the “I SEE”.

    • @c4blew
      @c4blew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, I have to chuckle everytime I watch it! 😂

  • @mackgiver875
    @mackgiver875 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nice to see the subtitles are on point.

  • @apocalypseblues3897
    @apocalypseblues3897 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    picard is such a boss, he’s just got the klingon high council on speed dial

  • @Saintbow
    @Saintbow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watching this is like watching old highlight reels of former all star pros. Now they are reduced to silly antics and their name is worth more than the actual human. This will always be the real Picard.

    • @jddi1527
      @jddi1527 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep

  • @paceyplodder5911
    @paceyplodder5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The klingons know that when Picard asks for a cloaked ship you don't give him one.
    You give him 3.

  • @huskerjpg
    @huskerjpg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Unification I and II is one of the very best STNG episodes and not just because of Spock. Yesterday's Enterprise is the series' best episode.

    • @moboutmen
      @moboutmen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Along with "The Inner Light"

  • @oculosprudentium8486
    @oculosprudentium8486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Gratitude" is the language and currency of diplomacy.
    When you have amassed a sufficient amount of it, then you can get Empires to bend and bow to your will and requests.

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    THIS is why you DON'T change (or mess with) Picard!
    He can be an awesome bad@$$ without using martial arts, phaser pistols, or whatever!
    He can just stand there confidently, say a few words, and get what he wants. All while making some flunky wet himself & make the leader of the Klingon Empire reluctant to piss him off!
    THAT is what STP SHOULD have been! Instead they made Picard everybody's whipping boy & a little bitch.

    • @kurtjk01
      @kurtjk01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just like what they did to Luke Skywalker . . . Canon and continuity matter. Hail Lord Doomcock . . . Without respect, we reject.

  • @TheSanien
    @TheSanien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Picard is sneaky AF and I love it!

  • @1DerangedWarrior
    @1DerangedWarrior 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alongside the episode of the Shelieak, this is one of the most diplomatic ways of saying give us what we want and you have no other alternative than to do so i,ve ever seen n i LOVE it.

  • @Nothaut
    @Nothaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A MESSAGE?! ...very well."
    Next time someone asks me to leave a message, this is exactly how I'll respond

  • @nerminc.1713
    @nerminc.1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Classic Picard. Goddamn chess master.

  • @WinrichNaujoks
    @WinrichNaujoks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wish Patrick Stewart could play Picard like THAT!

    • @MidnightSt
      @MidnightSt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I believe he could. But you know how it is, you can't start a cozy bonfire on the bottom of the ocean, even if the wood was perfectly capable of burning before you brought it there.

  • @scottbilger9294
    @scottbilger9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a fabulous episode: full of great moments.

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for sharing April 5, 2063. I love that.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And _that_ is how one wields diplomacy.

  • @repatch43
    @repatch43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's so hard to decide sometimes which was better, Patrick Stewarts acting, or the script. Such awesomeness on both sides!

    • @Tydorstus
      @Tydorstus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its both elevating each other

  • @dodgeplow
    @dodgeplow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me.

  • @callumbush1
    @callumbush1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The new Picard is a shadow of his former self!

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yes we know... can't you just ignore it?

    • @callumbush1
      @callumbush1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CathrineMacNiel trying very hard to

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@callumbush1 poor little thing.

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The new Picard is 90-something. I hope to be a shadow of myself if I'm LIVING past 90 🙄🙄

    • @callumbush1
      @callumbush1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They took all the work Roddenberry did and squatted down and shat all over it!

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Picard: Still no word from the Klingon High Council, Mr. Worf?
    Worf: No sir
    Picard: He's ignoring us, what other explanation could there be?
    Riker: You'd think after three days, he'd find a minute to talk to you
    Worf: Well, he has been rather busy rewriting Klingon history
    Picard: Yes, that's something kings on Earth used to do all the time. Try them again, Lieutenant
    Worf: Aye, sir
    Picard: In the meantime, let's deal with that Romulan thing
    Worf: Sir, incoming message
    Picard: On screen, Mr. Worf
    Worf: Apologies, sir, but the transmission is audio only
    Picard: Hmm. Very well, lieutenant, play the transmission
    [A Klingon voice plays]
    Klingon: Thank you for contacting the Klingon High Council. Unfortunately, all of our operators are busy, but we will connect you as soon as possible.
    [Hold tune plays]
    Picard: What is this nonsense?
    Data: Captain, it appears that it is a piece of music from Earth, from the mid 20th century, called "The Girl From Ipanema"
    Riker: "The Girl From Ipanema"?
    Data: Yes, sir. It was originally written by a Brazilian who went by the name Antonio Carlos Jobim, but this version would seem to be a reworking of the original to remove the lyrics
    Riker: Why would they do that?
    Data: In the latter stages of the 20th century, it was felt that a certain style of music played at appropriate times would ease Human discomfort. For example, in an elevator, or...
    Picard: ... or being placed on hold
    Data: Precisely, sir. It would seem that we are encountering what would have been known as a recorded message
    [music stops]
    Klingon: All of our operators are still busy. We apologise for the delay, your call is important to us and we will answer your call as soon as possible. Alternatively, you can leave a message...
    Picard: A MESSAGE!?!?!?!?

    • @enlightendbel
      @enlightendbel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This while I'm 100% certain Spotify ads are crafted to be as obnoxious and annoying as possible in an attempt to pester people into subscribing.

  • @AlexDeLarge1
    @AlexDeLarge1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Picard is a peaceful man, but he knows full well how to talk to Klingons.

  • @rolandbujeiro42
    @rolandbujeiro42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What an eloquent way of getting your point across..you get what you want or else.
    Truly Picard is a masterful tactician.

  • @metaflight9495
    @metaflight9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you use the veiled threat of sponsering future regime change to get access to equipment to undertake a covert operation within a rival superpower in order to help one of your ambassdors, who is attempting to groom a politician in said rival empire to agree to a unification with one of the members of your superpower therefore eliminating them as a threat and adding their power to your own.

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Translation "Give me a clocked ship of I will rat him out."

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And "Or else I'll help the other side like I helped yours"

  • @animateddepression
    @animateddepression 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Word: Gowron is rewriting Klingon history. If only other Klingons could read....

  • @xhagast
    @xhagast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is SUCH a diplomat.

  • @rwarren58
    @rwarren58 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was a Picard moment. One of those moments when you know that Starfleet made the coolest choice.

  • @kellyrayburn4093
    @kellyrayburn4093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Picard knew *JUST* when to drop the hammer. And how to soften the blow. He's not captain of the Federation flagship for no reason. Starfleet could have done a *_HELL_* of lot worse than select Jean Luc Picard as captain of their flagship.

  • @TheRPGenius
    @TheRPGenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Wait, that can't be right. Picard isn't a fumbling moron, the dialogue didn't rely on profanity as a crutch, and the content wasn't blatantly, ineptly plagiarizing Mass Effect. They didn't even solve their differences with violence, pew-pew lasers, and weaponized lens flares! What madman's Star Trek is this!?

    • @johnnydoe7616
      @johnnydoe7616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Your father’s and grandfather’s trek

    • @neolynxer
      @neolynxer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @AmateurThespian it also had class

    • @greghamilton8868
      @greghamilton8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mass effect plagiarized Star Trek. When this was aired, mass effect wasn’t even in development.

    • @TheRPGenius
      @TheRPGenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@greghamilton8868 ...Yes, I understand that a show that aired during the 80s and 90s came before Mass Effect. My point was to make fun of the modern ST Discovery and Picard shows, which have borrowed so heavily from certain other materials that they could be better described as inept bootlegs of Mass Effect than they could Star Trek.

    • @TheRPGenius
      @TheRPGenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @AmateurThespian Well, a double dumbass on you!

  • @CentralRazorwing
    @CentralRazorwing 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's right, B'iJik, your empire's shaky internal situation.

  • @terrywest111
    @terrywest111 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Picard is a great diplomat and negotiator. He was the right captain for this mission.