Kinda contradicts the "my bed is empty, and I'm getting cold" line in Problematic, which is a fundamental song for his journey in Inside (and in life). I guess that's one reason this was left out
Bo is one of those people with little to no social media presence, but if he tweets right now saying hes dropping another special, or new music, it goes viral... The mans a genius
I watched an interview where he talked about only being present when he really had something to say. I really respect his take there that not everything needs to be said
@@jameyrowell556 well the chicken was obviously supposed to come after goodbye. But goodbye was such a good ending song and I think chicken would have ruined the power in that song. That’s just a theory as too why chicken wasn’t in the original cut
The "dim sum" "got-ten some" rhyme is so good, man. Never heard that rhyme before in a song and it isn't forced at all. Every line in here is good but that one just hits like sublime
I felt that too but only because I've said it. I have friends come and go in my life that would legit ask me to google things for them. I do the exact thing they could do and they look me like a saint- wtf. 😂
I think that line on its own is very funny, and pretty relatable. However, within the context of the song (a drake parody) there's a juxtaposition in wanting to show your partner how much you care about them in celebration of an anniversary, while also demanding they do work for their gift (one they most likely never asked for), and that they do it alone despite having anxiety surrounding technology. It's a bit ironic, that's why it's funny. The whole song is about minor relationship problems, but highlighting details where people can become hypocritical, jaded, or inconsiderate of their partners over time.
This is maybe the best, most honest depiction of beginning long term relationships. All the boundary setting and the slow realization your partner is so incredible, and also so incredibly annoying. Bo has such a talent for capturing the kernel of truth at the center of something and then making you laugh at the absurdity.
I agree. Any relationship takes a long time, but to be committed to that relationship means there will be some upsets or suffering on both involved in that relationship. Family, friends, your partner, your husband, your wife, or a random person, all are examples of relationships. Edit: I would think he's been involved in a long term relationship already (unless I find out he's no longer with his partner). 5 years is a long time 😂, I have relationships that have lasted my entire life! I also have relationships that are going on for 9 years! Again there's bound to be some upsets. I figure, the more true you can be to yourself and others, the better off you'll be.
100% agree. I love my fiance more than anything, and turned this song on when I declared I needed to shit, she asked if I could wait so she could pee, and I told her to just use the other bathroom. I can’t wait to marry this woman
@@armyshope oh, really? Huh. Interesting. I thought he was a self help guru or pickup artist. Surely with material like "Welcome to the Internet" and the entire "Make Happy" special, I NEVER would guessed. Thank you for enlightening me.
@@Diana2112Gaming I don't know about him, I just know about this song from a short so I just suggested what I tought what he might be, to check if I'm correct
“Still you, still me, still here” is such a wonderful line… borders between a romantic and adversarial tone, and really elegantly encloses the message of the song.
@@Gush27 I think it’s a fair analysis of the line? The song is trying to counter mainstream portrayals of relationships found in popular songs by speaking of small, personal quarrels between the singer and his partner instead of some big sweeping, general statement about how much they love each other and how perfect everything is. I found it cool that the particular line I commented about bordered between the “romantic” or “adversarial” tone because it implies that the disagreements they get in are just as important a part of their romantic relationship, so in that way it “encloses the message of the song.” I’m not a Bo fan at all, as this is the first song I’ve heard by him… I’m sorry to hear there is stigma about Bo fans misinterpreting or over-analyzing his songs, and I am sorry that I am playing into that and contributing to the perceived cringe of the fanbase in your eyes and turning you away from the song. However, Ipersonally think it is a surface level read of the song though, and I struggle to see how to interpret that line otherwise. Hopefully what I have written above clarified what I was trying to say in my original comment (I know my original comment was pretty vague), but if you still think it’s wrong or stupid, I’d love to hear what you think is wrong about it specifically.
They way his rhymes are so masterful (“wanted dim sum then” with “gotten some when”) then he rhymes “bathroom” with “bathroom” six times at the end. He is so freaking talented but never takes himself too seriously and I love that
He takes himself very seriously. Listen to "All Eyes on Me", notably the part where he's sharing why he stopped doing shows. Then go listen to the Kanye rant video and listen to the second half of the song.
They're amazing but has nothing to do with the Covid situation, so him cutting it is just a great sign of his complete control and awareness of what he's doing.
@@filiporvik2782 yeah, im guessing he thought it came off as if he wasnt completely isolated for covid in one room and had his partner with him, which probably wasn’t the vibe he wanted to go with
"Inside" was so profound that I almost forgot just how funny Bo is. Love seeing him flex his comedic muscles again, this song is absolutely hysterical.
“Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around” had me hollering, such a good line. This song is so good, I’m very glad you released it even if it didn’t make the cut for the original!
Five years is a classic Drake song. Begins with a voicemail just like in Marvin’s room. Xylophone (technically it’s a marimba) as the base instrument like Passionfruit. The flow completely mimics Controlla from Views. The plot revolves around a random couples argument where he personifies the woman as hypocritical (as Drake does). The set lighting is similar to Hotline Bling. Random tings all over the place. Absolute chef’s kiss to Bo for this gem.
Sent this to my wife immediately. celebrated 5 years just last month... this was perfect and hilariously fit her really well. the spider thing killed me.
It's amazing that bo's expectations are so high, that he wrote this entire song, went through the process of filming the video for it. And determined it not good enough and excluded it. That's dedication dude.
I have been mainlining his and Trixie Mattel's videos so much that I haven't even realised this isn't in the Netflick special... Even though I have recently rewatched it lol
Don’t forget he also fully edited this- lighting effects, color correction, adjusting the focuses, it’s honestly astounding how mature Bo is about his whole process where he can make a finished product but can put it to the side if it doesn’t fit the final image he has
@@ashurnelson5795 maybe I'm wrong but it's saying if you really wanted some "dim sum" then they should have "gotten" or got "ten" "sum" of dim sum, like they should have got 10 of dim sum. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
@@smartaleck05 Yeah, that's wrong. The lyrics are (don't read this in the rhythm) "if you really wanted some dim sum then you should have gotten some when we put in the order". He's just saying "If you wanted some dim sum (the dumplings), then you should have ordered it". The formatting of the lyrics in the OP are just making it clear that the syllables of the word "gotten" are pronounced very separately to emphasize the rhyme of "dim sum then" with "...-ten some when".
It's not that hard. I did just a base course into music composition and I've written tracks for a multitude of musical genres (various metal genres, post-metal, acoustic folk, funk, classical, hip-hop, pop, britpop, new wave, etc.) If I had gotten into the whole 4 year course I would've been able to do much more. I'm sure Bo understands the basic of music theory and songwriting along with technical/production aspects in order to make his music. And then there's talent and ongoing perseverance and effort into making it all work into what he actually does. He's got mad skillz bruh but be has simply worked hard for it too yo.
@@ReadyMindsetGo 😅 yeah this was probably the easiest song bo ever made in his life lol musically at least. Beat is very generic and basic. Hell even lyrically, the first verse barely has any words, the chorus repeats a lot, and the second and third verses are just conversational. Someone with bo’s level of creativity could write the lyrics to this song sitting down for 10 minutes lol.
My theory on why this was cut: it seems like the narrative he ended up wanting in the end was that he was completely alone during the whole time making this special. I think introducing any other character into it that he's directly interacting with ruins that narrative. Oddly enough, I think even introducing a spider into the equation ruins that narrative in a certain way.
@@isaaclehmann1729 It’s still not direct interaction. There’s FaceTiming with the parents too, but it still keeps the narrative that he’s been completely alone during the whole thing.
@Daniel Hague Definitely, I think it was a good move to make it seem like he never left that guest house during it. It really wouldn’t have hit as hard if it was in his full home, and with his girlfriend.
I feel this way about a lot of the outtakes. They're just as funny and well-made but perhaps didn't fit with the rest of the show. For this one I think it's the depiction of physical interaction with another person, which contradicts the theme of isolation and loneliness.
whenever I listen to a new song by Bo I'm like… “he's already made the best song of all time, I'm sure this one won't top it” … then I'm always surprised by yet another masterpiece. The guy doesn't miss a SINGLE ONE , dude …how is this possible???
@@bugglemagnum6213 I pointed out what I found nice right when I heard it, but that doesn't mean that's the only fun thing in the entire song. thanks for adding that, though.
@@bugglemagnum6213 a lot of people (me included) don't care for how those stylistic devices are called, so they notice but can't put a finger on what it is exactly or how it's called and I think you knew what they meant but still had to make them feel bad for not knowing how to say it. Thx for ruining peoples mood over a rhyme in a song they like, I guess.
@@TwhackyAttacky let me rephrase that. Probably because it doesn’t really fit with the “I’ve been stuck at home for the past year and the only communication I’ve had with other people is through my phone” theme of Inside
I thought Mother Mother was unbeatable when they rhymed "fire" with "fire" in their Wisdom. But Bo Burnham literally threw them off with his imagination and variety, rhyming three "dumplings" and five "bathrooms" in a row, this is XXI age poetry.
yes, 100% true, but just wish he'd hit harder at the BS far-left crap we all have to pretend to agree with. Feminism is now considered low hanging fruit. if he truly was brave and edgy he'd go harder on bullshit like how most lefists can't answer "what is a woman?"
I'd say he's a hybrid between a comedian and an musician tbh since he writes and uses a lot of songs with deeper meanings in his shows, so I'd say don't label him and keep an open mind on his works, as he's truly an artist
In a lovely way, that's what's so great about long relationships. Even when you ask each other to do something cumbersome and strange that you've never even thought of how to do, you still do it.
the fact that he showcases both the repetition and monotony of every pop song ever, while still sliding in the most clever of rhymes and lines. i swear this man is a lyrical genius
What a Beautiful and True rendition of what it is to Love and Honor someone else for 5 years. Its worse when there is but one bathroom and one must flee to the Dunkin next door.
Everyone’s talking about the “Everyone’s a feminist line” but the line that hits hardest for me are the ones that come right before it. “I get it this is the real you. It’s a pleasure, nice to meet you”.
"Just you google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out" - This one is so close to my heart I almost shed a tear. And the cadence in this tune is spot on, you've brought joy to my day!
@@PocketSand42 Have you ever seen your dad trying to google something? With my dad it's a painful experience, he somehow manages to write in exactly the wrong search terms and never finds what he's looking for in all the noise. It's like he's trying to speak a language he didn't start to learn until he was in his 50s. I get why he doesn't see that as an easy solution.
God I loved this one from the outtakes. I can't believe how well you mimic these kinds of pop songs. Hilarious. And on another note, I am just 23 years old and entering my 20s have been kind of terrifying, but somehow seeing you're struggle and perseverance to create art means so much to me. Every time I feel myself hitting a wall I always come back to your content and remind myself to never give up. I know now that It's okay to feel scared and unsure if what you're making means anything to anyone, but as long as it means everything to me, I won't let time scare me or stop me from being an artist.
anyway, very well put. i will never hesitate to call bo burnham a genius. he's such an inspiration, and it's awesome to hear you find him inspiring as well
don’t get me wrong, his facial reactions are phenomenal all throughout the song! but the pettiness he expressesed in those 6 seconds were just extraordinary to me haha
This might be my favorite love song ever. Because only people in five-year relationships understand all the best parts of the relationship. The simple, silly things no one else sings about. The arguments over food. The banter about spiders. Hogging bathrooms. Mundane things that Ed Sheeran doesn't mention. They're not glamorous. But they're real. They're what sharing a life with someone is all about. My wife and I DIED when we heard this.
this is literal proof that Bo is so insanely talented that he genuinely felt that an INSANELY CATCHY BOP wasnt worth putting in the full show. thats literally inconceivable to me that he has such a high standard
I think he decided not to put it in because it’s the only song that implies he was with other people throughout the special, while I think he wanted it to feel much more isolated and to feel like he’d been struggling alone.
@@randomname9291 other options include not wanting to roast his GF on netflix, aand struggling to find a way to end the song (though i suppose there's a lot of stuff in inside that ends halfway through like that, finishing stuff is hard with depression xD)
It's called metathesis; the (usually accidental) swapping of the placement of sounds in a word or sentence. Fun fact; when you swap the first sound of each word, that's called a spoonerism.
@@jedminor6128 he does but the point of Largo is its a private place for comedians to practice. No video'ing allowed and they will sue or confiscate and kick people out for filming. Its a privacy thing, so they can feel accepted and work on their craft.
bro he got here after nearly a decade of insane professional hard work. usually what we think is talent actually ends up being very careful, and very persistent hard work
10% talent 90% hard work its amazing and also pretty much everyone uses the word talent when in reality the people they're complimenting has been working hard while talent was just a small stepping stone to their achievements Nothing wrong with the misuse of the word tho
Lyrics for anyone and everyone : Hey baby, uh, it's me, uhm Our anniversary is coming up It's a pretty big one And, uhm, I wrote a song for you So, I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, uhm I want this song to begin with this voicemail Like, I want the voicemail to play in the beginning of it So, uh, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me Uhm, you might need to, like, download another app to Download the- I don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone You might need to, like Just Google it Don't call me and ask me 'Cause I know, I know what you're gonna do, you're gonna- You're gonna get this and you're gonna- Just think you just can't do it and you're gonna call me But then I'm just gonna Google it So just you Google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out Uhm, so just figure it out and text me the voicemail, uhm Immediately, if you wouldn't mind Like, right when you get this Thank you, uhm, I love you, bye You're my best friend I love you (love you, love you) You know me and I know you (know you, know you) We got problems that we've been through (been through, been through) We got shit that we'll get through, uh You think I'm rude to you You think I am the worst Because I ask when you suck my dick You take out your Invisalign first Come on Five years, five years Still you, still me, still here Five years, five years, baby Five years, five years We order Chinese I'm eating my dumplings You reach over and you take my dumpling You don't even say, "Do you mind?" or nothing Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling? So I look at you You look back at me like, "What the fuck did I do?" "If you really wanted some dim sum Then, you really shoulda gotten some when we put in the order" You say, "You're a psycho And I, I don't wanna fight so let's just drop this It's not a big deal" "Okay, but for the record you owe me a dumpling I mean it, I won't forget You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent" Five years, five years Still you, still me, still here Five years, five years, baby Five years, five years We found a spider in the house You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch Since I was close and able I jumped up on the coffee table You said, "You should kill that" I said, "Um, no, fuck that" You said, "Come on, be a man" What? You're a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter But your whole worldview collapses the moment there's a spider Cool, I get it, this is the real you It's a pleasure, nice to meet you Shit like this brings the movement down Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around Five years, five years Still you, still me, still here Five years, five years, baby Five years, five years How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom You, out of the blue, need to use the bathroom? Just use the guest room bathroom That's why we got two bathrooms Just use the guest room bathroom That's why we got two bathrooms And you know
@Elon Musk's Son What, he supposed to write them himself? You can't open Google when you are watching TH-cam, so be grateful that he posted them here
Rhyming "patriarchy fighter" with "spider" is just too good!! And it's a fair point, too! In my house, I'm the only girl and I'm the spider fighter. Well, really, I'm more of a spider-putter-outsider. I aim for consistency between my worldview and my actions. And Bo aims for consistency in the awesomeness of his songs!
Is is a spider like a bad spider or a spooder? Because the latter is a pet and shouldn’t be fought over unless it’s over what cool stuff to put in said spooder’s enclosure.
The timing on this is so excellent - my 5 year anniversary with my partner is next month. Bo figured out how to put the daily affectionate frustrations that come with being with someone for so long into this song beautifully. I particularly MUST relate to the "you can google it, you're an adult" line because the number of times I've said that....
I hope that Bo has been enjoying the success of Inside. And that whatever he does or doesn't do next, that it makes him truly happy. Seen to many talented, amazing people self destruct across the sky. My hope is he finds peace and happiness.
@@LilMellick Right? No idea. Probably someone programmed them to reply on certain trending or popular videos. Like how Markiplier gets those fake giveaway bot accounts. Annoying, so I try to report them.
Handy reference chart for Dumpling equivalents: - 10-12 thick cut fries, 15-20 thin cut fries. Must be fresh. - 1/2 an eggroll. - 1 crispy Crab Rangoon. - 1 jumbo tempura shrimp. - 2 chicken nuggies. This is a good baseline but haggling is acceptable based on filling type, size and flavor quality. If you steal a dumpling and it tastes like shit, that’s your problem, you owe payment in full. These are the rules!
"everyone's a feminist until there's a spider around"
my favorite line ever
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jesus christ bo you kill it every time.
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Damn this man was here in the first 30 minutes that this dropped
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Honestly the fact that such a banger song wasn't added to inside really speaks to how high level the whole special is
Right! Im glad he released some more songs as theyre all just a good hit.
Kinda contradicts the "my bed is empty, and I'm getting cold" line in Problematic, which is a fundamental song for his journey in Inside (and in life). I guess that's one reason this was left out
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@@zsoltlajtos6527 Not in life*
i think why this song wasnt included in the special was because it didnt fit the theme of depression and loneliness of inside
Bo is one of those people with little to no social media presence, but if he tweets right now saying hes dropping another special, or new music, it goes viral... The mans a genius
I watched an interview where he talked about only being present when he really had something to say. I really respect his take there that not everything needs to be said
@@carolann4714 is he alright? i feeel like he was losing his mind with his songs man. 2 years now nothing.
@@muhammedmuha4846 he's gotta be better than ever being able to take a break from producing! I would love to see what if at all he's been working on
Bo Burnham: The man whose outtakes are better than anything I've even dreamed to create.
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I think some of these might be outtakes because they didn't fit with the theme of what Bo wanted Inside to be about. But that's just a theory.
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@@jameyrowell556 well the chicken was obviously supposed to come after goodbye. But goodbye was such a good ending song and I think chicken would have ruined the power in that song. That’s just a theory as too why chicken wasn’t in the original cut
The "dim sum" "got-ten some" rhyme is so good, man. Never heard that rhyme before in a song and it isn't forced at all. Every line in here is good but that one just hits like sublime
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when hes voicing his gf and adds the stutter into the lyrics "i-i dont wanna fight" so good
I love the face he puts on right after getting his dumpling snatched 😭(1:51)
"Just google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out." -- This hits me on a very personal level.
Soo cheeky 👀😩
When your entire family says you're smart with tech but really they're too lazy to try themselves... and if you don't want to do it then good luck
I hate it when people ask me things just for me to google them. If they’re friends, I use “let me google that for you”
I felt that too but only because I've said it. I have friends come and go in my life that would legit ask me to google things for them. I do the exact thing they could do and they look me like a saint- wtf. 😂
I think that line on its own is very funny, and pretty relatable. However, within the context of the song (a drake parody) there's a juxtaposition in wanting to show your partner how much you care about them in celebration of an anniversary, while also demanding they do work for their gift (one they most likely never asked for), and that they do it alone despite having anxiety surrounding technology. It's a bit ironic, that's why it's funny. The whole song is about minor relationship problems, but highlighting details where people can become hypocritical, jaded, or inconsiderate of their partners over time.
This is maybe the best, most honest depiction of beginning long term relationships. All the boundary setting and the slow realization your partner is so incredible, and also so incredibly annoying. Bo has such a talent for capturing the kernel of truth at the center of something and then making you laugh at the absurdity.
I agree.
Any relationship takes a long time, but to be committed to that relationship means there will be some upsets or suffering on both involved in that relationship. Family, friends, your partner, your husband, your wife, or a random person, all are examples of relationships.
Edit: I would think he's been involved in a long term relationship already (unless I find out he's no longer with his partner). 5 years is a long time 😂, I have relationships that have lasted my entire life! I also have relationships that are going on for 9 years!
Again there's bound to be some upsets. I figure, the more true you can be to yourself and others, the better off you'll be.
100% agree. I love my fiance more than anything, and turned this song on when I declared I needed to shit, she asked if I could wait so she could pee, and I told her to just use the other bathroom. I can’t wait to marry this woman
@@asharmstrong248 I mean. That's why you got two bathrooms. Right?
@richtichwichtichthat’s why we got two bathrooms 🎶
How he managed to make more than necessary for inside in that quality is just insane
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@@OHADG10 what do you mean? I’ve been waiting forever for *it* to finally be here.
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Haha it’s good but my god chill with the fetishism. It’s great work, it’s not the creation of fire 🤣.
"You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent."
Lyrical genius, as always, Bo.
I think it’s finally here
@@n0te._. Yea I think it is.
@@Titleyme are you sure it’s finally here?
@@5of_sof yeah I think so
Do you guys think it’s finally here?
Rhyming "dim sum" with "got-ten some"
little strokes of genius songwriting
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The way he rhymed dumpling with dumpling and dumpling was even more amazing to me.
Yessss, that flooded my brain with happy chemicals, with many others in this 😍
Agree. He has always been great at wordplay.
It’s even a bit better than that-he rhymes “dim sum then” with “got-ten some when”
"Since I was close and able, I jumped up on the coffee table" absolute lyrical *genius* right there.
He is most likely a comedian
@@armyshope oh, really? Huh. Interesting. I thought he was a self help guru or pickup artist. Surely with material like "Welcome to the Internet" and the entire "Make Happy" special, I NEVER would guessed.
Thank you for enlightening me.
@@Diana2112Gaming I don't know about him, I just know about this song from a short so I just suggested what I tought what he might be, to check if I'm correct
@@armyshopeYou should watch his older stuff then, he’s really funny and an actual lyrical genius lol.
Such a Weird Al line imo. It's great.
I'm beyond impressed by how much you got out of filming inside a room. Thank you for the releasing more material from INSIDE ♥️
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@@Maxims1 nah i just think it's finally here
“Still you, still me, still here” is such a wonderful line… borders between a romantic and adversarial tone, and really elegantly encloses the message of the song.
IKR i love it so much
My god are Bo Burnham fans the worst. Like wtf is this lmao
@@Gush27 I think it’s a fair analysis of the line? The song is trying to counter mainstream portrayals of relationships found in popular songs by speaking of small, personal quarrels between the singer and his partner instead of some big sweeping, general statement about how much they love each other and how perfect everything is. I found it cool that the particular line I commented about bordered between the “romantic” or “adversarial” tone because it implies that the disagreements they get in are just as important a part of their romantic relationship, so in that way it “encloses the message of the song.”
I’m not a Bo fan at all, as this is the first song I’ve heard by him… I’m sorry to hear there is stigma about Bo fans misinterpreting or over-analyzing his songs, and I am sorry that I am playing into that and contributing to the perceived cringe of the fanbase in your eyes and turning you away from the song. However, Ipersonally think it is a surface level read of the song though, and I struggle to see how to interpret that line otherwise. Hopefully what I have written above clarified what I was trying to say in my original comment (I know my original comment was pretty vague), but if you still think it’s wrong or stupid, I’d love to hear what you think is wrong about it specifically.
@@Gush27 "are the curtains really just blue or are you afraid of what it might mean if they arent"
@@Myrus_MBG You will enjoy his country song and the internet one.
They way his rhymes are so masterful (“wanted dim sum then” with “gotten some when”) then he rhymes “bathroom” with “bathroom” six times at the end. He is so freaking talented but never takes himself too seriously and I love that
Tbf he is rhyming the word before bathroom each time. Poo, blue, guestroom, two.
The enitre spider rant, and then just... *bathroom.*
He takes himself very seriously. Listen to "All Eyes on Me", notably the part where he's sharing why he stopped doing shows. Then go listen to the Kanye rant video and listen to the second half of the song.
@@orangemc9358 As if we haven't already.
@@orangemc9358 are there any songs similar to those two you mentioned those are his only two I have found that I like
"You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent" 😂
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I feel like we've ALL said this to a partner at some point.
My dad and step mom have been together around 5 years now and this is exactly what their relationship is like
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@@kitsune630 Yeah TH-cam legitimately needs to do something about this it's getting insane
@@kitsune630 yeah, i'm completely overwhelmed by them :(
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The fact that this was an OUTAKE is unfathomable. The dumpling and spider parts are my favorite from this entire special.
Feel like you owe me a dumpling (or a dumpling equivalent) right now!
They're amazing but has nothing to do with the Covid situation, so him cutting it is just a great sign of his complete control and awareness of what he's doing.
@@filiporvik2782 yeah, im guessing he thought it came off as if he wasnt completely isolated for covid in one room and had his partner with him, which probably wasn’t the vibe he wanted to go with
@@clemclemclemclemcl Why would this song give that impression when the others didn’t?
@@filiporvik2782 because this song he plays and portrays 2 different people? Am I forgetting other songs where he does this?
"Inside" was so profound that I almost forgot just how funny Bo is. Love seeing him flex his comedic muscles again, this song is absolutely hysterical.
it ISSS!!! the spider bit had me on the floor
I agree wholeheartedly, he's one hella funny guy.
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"This is the real you, nice to meet you" has me dead😂😂
“Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around” had me hollering, such a good line. This song is so good, I’m very glad you released it even if it didn’t make the cut for the original!
I love "Since I was close and able, I jumped onto the coffee table" even better, especially out of context
lol! I love that verse! XD But my most favorite verse is "Since I was close and able, I jumped up on the coffee table!" :D
@@lucatan6985 lol! Yeah! I love that verse! ^_^ It's my most favorite verse in the whole song! :D
This deserves to be an original in of itself lol
Not only is it funny, it's true. Woman are for equality until equality means they have to kill the spiders too...
Five years is a classic Drake song. Begins with a voicemail just like in Marvin’s room. Xylophone (technically it’s a marimba) as the base instrument like Passionfruit. The flow completely mimics Controlla from Views. The plot revolves around a random couples argument where he personifies the woman as hypocritical (as Drake does). The set lighting is similar to Hotline Bling. Random tings all over the place. Absolute chef’s kiss to Bo for this gem.
thanks for articulating this.
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it's finally here
and you can't tell me that the bridge doesn't sound just like one dance
@@steven32802 I'm just here thinking this sounds exactly like Too Good
I noticed it was a drake parody too lol
Sent this to my wife immediately. celebrated 5 years just last month... this was perfect and hilariously fit her really well. the spider thing killed me.
You guys still together afterwards? Lol
@@The1nvisibleJeevas yes she thought it was funny. and rather accurate.
@@The1nvisibleJeevas
What???
I swear the amount of weirdos that dont get the song is astounding in the comments
@@lemonysucksatlife lol, it was mostly a joke.
@@The1nvisibleJeevas
Hilarious joke at that
Haha have you broken up with your spouse😂🤣😂
00:48 that spider really tried his best to get on youtube 💀
It's amazing that bo's expectations are so high, that he wrote this entire song, went through the process of filming the video for it. And determined it not good enough and excluded it. That's dedication dude.
I think its the extra D in "Your wholD world view collapses as soon as there's a spider" part.
@@ramboso9kp i mean he couldve just rerecorded that part if that was the sole reason, i doubt it was that
The song was good. It just didn't fit in with the film itself, because most of his songs are just him being alone inside his house.
I have been mainlining his and Trixie Mattel's videos so much that I haven't even realised this isn't in the Netflick special... Even though I have recently rewatched it lol
Don’t forget he also fully edited this- lighting effects, color correction, adjusting the focuses, it’s honestly astounding how mature Bo is about his whole process where he can make a finished product but can put it to the side if it doesn’t fit the final image he has
This is honestly just proof that Inside should've been 10 hours long.
If it didn't crush bo with stress.. 10 HOURS WOULD BE SO COOL
Alright guys, put him back inside for another year.
@@tremornz He's always inside. He's been stuck inside for 15 years. He'll never find his way outside again.
I’m not okay with people who don’t view these both as the most important quarantine art that exists
More like 5 years. Hehe got it? No? Okay
"If you really wanted some dim sum then,
you really should have got-ten some when,
we put in the order."
Amazing. Poetry.
it is the most fantastic moment of the song. Some people dream of getting this good.
It's my favorite line of the song, and maybe even my favorite line in the outtakes
@@ashurnelson5795 maybe I'm wrong but it's saying if you really wanted some "dim sum" then they should have "gotten" or got "ten" "sum" of dim sum, like they should have got 10 of dim sum. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
@@smartaleck05 Yeah, that's wrong. The lyrics are (don't read this in the rhythm) "if you really wanted some dim sum then you should have gotten some when we put in the order". He's just saying "If you wanted some dim sum (the dumplings), then you should have ordered it". The formatting of the lyrics in the OP are just making it clear that the syllables of the word "gotten" are pronounced very separately to emphasize the rhyme of "dim sum then" with "...-ten some when".
@@sapphire26 It’s a close tie between that and “Shit like this brings the movement down; everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around.”
How is it I have NEVER heard of this guy? This is fuckn hilarious, genious, relatable and FIRE all at the same time!
Boy are you in for a treat. It's a whole Netflix special
@@ItsBondoBaby imma check it out!
I’d like a list of dumpling equivalents
Eggroll
LMFAOOOOOOO literally my favorite part
I'd say potstickers
I’d say potstickers, pierogis, empanadas potentially, and some others.
gyoza
Bo how do you know how to make every kind of music?
The dumpling part was amazing.
It's not that hard. I did just a base course into music composition and I've written tracks for a multitude of musical genres (various metal genres, post-metal, acoustic folk, funk, classical, hip-hop, pop, britpop, new wave, etc.) If I had gotten into the whole 4 year course I would've been able to do much more. I'm sure Bo understands the basic of music theory and songwriting along with technical/production aspects in order to make his music. And then there's talent and ongoing perseverance and effort into making it all work into what he actually does. He's got mad skillz bruh but be has simply worked hard for it too yo.
@@ReadyMindsetGo I think it's a parody of a Drake song
Idk how are you such a good journalist?
@@ReadyMindsetGo 😅 yeah this was probably the easiest song bo ever made in his life lol musically at least. Beat is very generic and basic. Hell even lyrically, the first verse barely has any words, the chorus repeats a lot, and the second and third verses are just conversational. Someone with bo’s level of creativity could write the lyrics to this song sitting down for 10 minutes lol.
My theory on why this was cut: it seems like the narrative he ended up wanting in the end was that he was completely alone during the whole time making this special. I think introducing any other character into it that he's directly interacting with ruins that narrative. Oddly enough, I think even introducing a spider into the equation ruins that narrative in a certain way.
That’s what I think happened too
what about sexting?
@@isaaclehmann1729 hes alone in there too, even if there’s technically another person, theyre in his phone and then the phone dies
@@isaaclehmann1729 It’s still not direct interaction. There’s FaceTiming with the parents too, but it still keeps the narrative that he’s been completely alone during the whole thing.
@Daniel Hague Definitely, I think it was a good move to make it seem like he never left that guest house during it. It really wouldn’t have hit as hard if it was in his full home, and with his girlfriend.
3:29 this is my fav part
Me too
not mine at all
same 😅
Same 😂
Same
These extra songs are exactly what I needed right about now
fuck yeah
The "dim sum" and "got-ten some" lines are pure, galaxy-brained, lyrical genius.
bro acting like a 3 syllable rhyme has never been made before this 😭
I'm not 100% sure, but I lean on the side of thinking that the lyric is "You really should have got in some, when we put in the order".
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@@Simargo it's not
He's not saying "ten" he's just saying "gotten" like...he's not telling him he should have gotten 10
The absolute perfect way in which he played on Drake's "Controlla" is incredible. Amazing.
Popcaan’s Controlla. Drake took the original and threw his verses on it.
Jesus the bot amount is insane
thank you lol
Jeez I knew it reminded me of a Drake song but I couldn't think of it. Thanks.
0:32 THE FAN STOPPED UNPERFECTLY
This song should have been on Inside itself it's that good.
I feel this way about a lot of the outtakes. They're just as funny and well-made but perhaps didn't fit with the rest of the show. For this one I think it's the depiction of physical interaction with another person, which contradicts the theme of isolation and loneliness.
Too much funny, doesn’t really fit. You can see with the outtakes it’s much more light and full of gags than the finished product
@@funx24X7 yo, well articulated! Spot on too.
If you think it’s good you can just say it’s good. It clearly doesn’t fit on inside and is pretty obvious why it’s not in it
I think you mean this should've been inside inside
whenever I listen to a new song by Bo I'm like… “he's already made the best song of all time, I'm sure this one won't top it” … then I'm always surprised by yet another masterpiece. The guy doesn't miss a SINGLE ONE , dude …how is this possible???
here before it blows up
Same
Same. Every time there’s a new special on Netflix I hesitate to watch it. And then i do, it’s fucking gold.
Because it's a Drake song
@@doodbro931what
I adore Bo and I can't wait to get the deluxe album. He's a true visionary and I'll always be a fan.
do you not have it yet?
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it's finally here
It's out!
It's already out though on Spotify at least for me...
@@sean2778 And on his channel, you can listen to it
3:28 I’ve waited for this..
Can't wait to play this on repeat and think about how glad I am that there was more bangers to inside
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Jeez look at these bots- anyways same!
Same
are we just gonna' ignore how perfect the "if you really wanted some dim-sum then you should've gotten some when.." sounded? so melodical
really? you point out the melody but not the absolutely flawless perfect 3 syllable rhyme?
@@bugglemagnum6213 I pointed out what I found nice right when I heard it, but that doesn't mean that's the only fun thing in the entire song. thanks for adding that, though.
@@bugglemagnum6213 a lot of people (me included) don't care for how those stylistic devices are called, so they notice but can't put a finger on what it is exactly or how it's called and I think you knew what they meant but still had to make them feel bad for not knowing how to say it. Thx for ruining peoples mood over a rhyme in a song they like, I guess.
Favourite part lol ❤
2:00
Surprised this one didn't make the final cut.
Truly a testament to his genius and standards of his work.
Probably because it doesn’t really fit with the social isolation theme of Inside
@@hiiamelecktro4985 there are still humorous songs though, like FTWMMT and Sexting
@@TwhackyAttacky yeah but those two songs are about things that can happen to someone still secluded from others
@@TwhackyAttacky let me rephrase that.
Probably because it doesn’t really fit with the “I’ve been stuck at home for the past year and the only communication I’ve had with other people is through my phone” theme of Inside
If your surprised by this one you should check out the track "Microwave Popcorn ". So hilarious. Should've had a video for it.
0:26 fav part
I thought Mother Mother was unbeatable when they rhymed "fire" with "fire" in their Wisdom. But Bo Burnham literally threw them off with his imagination and variety, rhyming three "dumplings" and five "bathrooms" in a row, this is XXI age poetry.
i love your comment so much haha
listen to sparrow by big thief if you like this kind of silly rhymes
At this point its a lyrical thing on its own, repeating the same word at the end of a line but each line makes sense still, kinda cool to me
He's parodying Drake. In "God's Plan" he rhymes "me" with "me" at least nine times. Like, in a row.
The rhyme is just the "ooo" sound within the lines, not at the end lol. "Poo", "you", "blue", "use", "guest room"
"Everyone is a feminist until there is a spider is around" fucking hits so hard
@Owen Polar ????
@@Family_5439 It's not people, it's bots, trying to promote whatever (probably crap) video it is.
yes, 100% true, but just wish he'd hit harder at the BS far-left crap we all have to pretend to agree with. Feminism is now considered low hanging fruit. if he truly was brave and edgy he'd go harder on bullshit like how most lefists can't answer "what is a woman?"
@ANTS it does ?
lol! I love that verse! XD But my most favorite verse is "Since I was close and able, I jumped up on the coffee table!" :D
The rhythm of the song’s lyrics is really good, specially in the dumpling part. Great stuff as always man!
The rhythm is good because it's controlla by drake lol
Literally stole Drakes flow😭
@@Superradforever yeah, most of the song is Controlla, though I think the guest room bathroom part is based on Drake's verse in "Work"
@@leofidx7251 TRUE LOL LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT -- not stealing but borrowing with flare
If you like this song try Controlla - Drake. He uses the flow from that song quite a lot
1:09 KEVIN THE CUBE😱😱😱
Yessss
Whos that
Of fornite season 6. When it was good.
Goated
"since i was close and able, i jumped up on the coffee table"
underrated line
Always gets me
One of my favourites in the track
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it's finally here,
I know he's a comedian, but he could seriously crush it if he was producing pop music. Everything he makes is catchy as FUK
I'd say he's a hybrid between a comedian and an musician tbh since he writes and uses a lot of songs with deeper meanings in his shows, so I'd say don't label him and keep an open mind on his works, as he's truly an artist
@@ironhelmet1750 No doubt an Artist through and through
bo burn ham
#twobathrooms
repeat stuff
1:45 , Bo is eating with a plastic fork and plate because he swore to not do dishes in the peanut butter segment. He is truly a genius.
LMAO
Not that deep he probably just didn’t wanna do dishes
@@sammybutler3027 true
@@sammybutler3027 isn’t that what his reason was in the peanut butter segment?
@@darreners1 yes that was the joke but also it could be he embodies some of those traits and just didn’t want to do dishes so he used what he had
3:28-3:44 were the best lines in the song 🔥
This is the realest relationship song I’ve heard lmao.
Real
Frfr -my single ass
@@Clown_Batbruv you are not alone 😢
I love being single
The fact that the voicemail is playing at the beginning means that the person he sent it to actually did what he said
That’s goals right there
The voicemail is so meta it almost hurts. I love it.
nah bo had to google it for her
In a lovely way, that's what's so great about long relationships.
Even when you ask each other to do something cumbersome and strange that you've never even thought of how to do, you still do it.
No he absolutely had to figure it out
…or he just used sound effects to make it sound like a voicemail?
the fact that he showcases both the repetition and monotony of every pop song ever, while still sliding in the most clever of rhymes and lines. i swear this man is a lyrical genius
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it's finally here,
It's literally just MIA and Controlla though, both of which got Drake on em. I love him, but you doin too much w the pop thing haha
it's just drake
@@nataliejansen2371 so drake already wrote and produced this? Damn...
@@MochaRitz no, the beat is similar. its just dancehall, reggae and hip hop. With some afro beats
0:50 bro I thought there was a real spider on my screen
"every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom, you out of the blue need to use the bathroom." got me dying
Same it made me watch this
you mean 3:28
@Christianvr2753 Same
True
I’m here with you
I cant get over "you owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent" it has been in my head all day
666
I know right? You want to imagine he meant something sexy or romantic, but he probably just meant a spring roll or something 😂
Were you the one who stole the dumpling?
@@B3RyLnah my mind goes straight to some food item deemed “equivalent” to a dumpling
What that is, I don’t know
he used the word Bathroom 7 times in the last verse. bo is amazing-
6*
That's exactly what they said-
@@snowpieurfav the magic of editing!
@@tenzinxflora_012 That's What they said
@@Magma_Guy they edited it
What a Beautiful and True rendition of what it is to Love and Honor someone else for 5 years. Its worse when there is but one bathroom and one must flee to the Dunkin next door.
Everyone’s talking about the “Everyone’s a feminist line” but the line that hits hardest for me are the ones that come right before it. “I get it this is the real you. It’s a pleasure, nice to meet you”.
lol! I love that verse! ^_^ It's cute, and funny! :D
Ngl Bo Burnham is pretty much Sam Hyde for neurotypical people
Ikr
@@zackronolog4699 and hes pretty clearly a leftist instead of a fascist
That whole verse is a vibe
"Just you google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out" - This one is so close to my heart I almost shed a tear. And the cadence in this tune is spot on, you've brought joy to my day!
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it's finally here,
Literally me when my dad asks me what something means like bruh you have a fucking smartphone. GOOGLE IT YOURSELF.
@@PocketSand42 maybe he just wants an excuse to talk to you
@@maldto.1266 It's usually when we're already talking 🤷♂
@@PocketSand42 Have you ever seen your dad trying to google something? With my dad it's a painful experience, he somehow manages to write in exactly the wrong search terms and never finds what he's looking for in all the noise. It's like he's trying to speak a language he didn't start to learn until he was in his 50s. I get why he doesn't see that as an easy solution.
"Since I was close and able, I jumped up on the coffee table" is my new favorite line from anything ever.
Ikr! I've been his fan since a while now and the coffee table part still caught me off guard and made me lol! xD
onto*
@@tewlad5089 um no? Lyrics don't say onto.
@Commenter Guy okay
@Commenter Guy lmao I giggled reading this 😂
WE HEADIN' TO THE BATHROOM WITH THIS ONE
Bo could release a five hour version of Inside with director, writer, producer, and cast commentary and i would watch that shit over and over again
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Finally It’s here
oh my god you poor soul
this is the most spam bot comments ive ever seen in one place
@@someguyontheinternet8769 I know I just reported them all 😩 I was so happy I thought real people were replying
@@chaosemperor24 at least I'm real
Probably
The intro gets me every time😂
Idk, it kind of disturbs me
@@herobrineapril8451 Shivers timbered?
what the fuck is with all these bots
I didn't realize you were in yt too
YOOOO😊
2:57 Some of the cleanest and best flow I’ve ever heard the lyrics just fit perfectly with it
The flow throughout this song is incredible.
Cept that he says your "wholed world view" accidentally...sorta ironic you chose the one part he messed up
@@twildabuckingham Go ahead, sing the song better. :)
@@twildabuckingham it’s not even noticeable tbh
@@jid381 oh, was it my pic that makes you think I'm advertising myself as a singer-songwriter? Or...
3:28 my fav ❤❤❤
God I loved this one from the outtakes. I can't believe how well you mimic these kinds of pop songs. Hilarious. And on another note, I am just 23 years old and entering my 20s have been kind of terrifying, but somehow seeing you're struggle and perseverance to create art means so much to me. Every time I feel myself hitting a wall I always come back to your content and remind myself to never give up. I know now that It's okay to feel scared and unsure if what you're making means anything to anyone, but as long as it means everything to me, I won't let time scare me or stop me from being an artist.
Wtf is with these bots? Anyway well said.
@bоburnhаm 🅥 that's fucked up. they straight up used a v to mimic a checkmark, wow
anyway, very well put. i will never hesitate to call bo burnham a genius. he's such an inspiration, and it's awesome to hear you find him inspiring as well
As someone who found Bo in their 20s during a particularly tough time, I agree. "Kill Yourself" ironically helped me the most lol
Hell yeah dude, this comment gives me life 💖
I get it was cut to maintain the illusion that Bo was completely alone in a small room but it’s so good
Finally it's here?
@@promethiamoore6462 bunch of bots
Yeah it's truly a shame.
But he was alone in the same room...
@@CircuitrinosOfficial he has a wife or long term girlfriend, he wasn't alone during the pandemic.
One of the most danceable Bo Burnham songs
i listen to it everytime i poo in the guest bathroom
30 and Repeat Stuff are pretty danceable.
What About channel five news
Idk I personally believe that "Shit" is the best song to dance to. Especially when you wake up
This man's songs are iconic every time.
“You look back at me like what the fuck did I do” is underrated. The flow is TOP NOTCH.
2:16 i can’t tell you how many times i’ve gone back to watch that part specifically bc of how incredible his facial reactions are there oh my god
don’t get me wrong, his facial reactions are phenomenal all throughout the song! but the pettiness he expressesed in those 6 seconds were just extraordinary to me haha
Oh my god Ikr
The voicemail here definitely beats any voicemail in any of these types of songs
I LOVE THIS
mf it’s been 20 seconds
what's up checkmark
@@kitmycat hi
What's up checkmark
@Amber Heard 🅥 you could fake being any verified person but why would you choose to be Amber Heard?
This might be my favorite love song ever. Because only people in five-year relationships understand all the best parts of the relationship. The simple, silly things no one else sings about. The arguments over food. The banter about spiders. Hogging bathrooms. Mundane things that Ed Sheeran doesn't mention. They're not glamorous. But they're real. They're what sharing a life with someone is all about. My wife and I DIED when we heard this.
Sorry for your loss
Sorry for your loss
Sorry for your loss
Sorry for your loss
Sorry for your loss
this is literal proof that Bo is so insanely talented that he genuinely felt that an INSANELY CATCHY BOP wasnt worth putting in the full show. thats literally inconceivable to me that he has such a high standard
I think he decided not to put it in because it’s the only song that implies he was with other people throughout the special, while I think he wanted it to feel much more isolated and to feel like he’d been struggling alone.
@@randomname9291 Yeah, makes a lot of sense.
@@randomname9291 other options include not wanting to roast his GF on netflix, aand struggling to find a way to end the song (though i suppose there's a lot of stuff in inside that ends halfway through like that, finishing stuff is hard with depression xD)
3:02 "wholed worlview" Bo has the same speech quirk I do, fuck yeah
It's called metathesis; the (usually accidental) swapping of the placement of sounds in a word or sentence. Fun fact; when you swap the first sound of each word, that's called a spoonerism.
@@vexedlex8230 thank you for this lovely linguistic tid-bit!
Bo has been practicing this song in Largo for like, 2 years now. So glad it's finally found its place on his discography!
Bo does Largo regularly? is this ever listed online anywhere? I am intrigued. Cheers
@@jedminor6128 he does but the point of Largo is its a private place for comedians to practice. No video'ing allowed and they will sue or confiscate and kick people out for filming. Its a privacy thing, so they can feel accepted and work on their craft.
the hand movements during the chorus are just so satisfying like it scratches an itch in my brain
And the shoulder wiggles. How does he do that (scratch the itches we didn't know we had)?
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it's finally here,
The chorus alone is worthy of being a 2022 summer hits it's soooo good and catchy
Drake Controlla
It was literally released in June 22
At least he ain’t saying “think u the shit? Ur not even the fart”
....His.. his... outtakes are better than anything I could ever imagine myself. It's not fair how talented he is.
But we got this music. Fair or not, music is genius :)
bro he got here after nearly a decade of insane professional hard work. usually what we think is talent actually ends up being very careful, and very persistent hard work
10% talent 90% hard work its amazing and also pretty much everyone uses the word talent when in reality the people they're complimenting has been working hard while talent was just a small stepping stone to their achievements
Nothing wrong with the misuse of the word tho
The outtakes are things he thought were good but didn't fit with being on Inside, they aren't outtakes because they weren't good enough
“You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent” - Bo Burnham 2022
Makes me crack up everytime
I love this line! 😄
Lyrics for anyone and everyone : Hey baby, uh, it's me, uhm
Our anniversary is coming up
It's a pretty big one
And, uhm, I wrote a song for you
So, I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, uhm
I want this song to begin with this voicemail
Like, I want the voicemail to play in the beginning of it
So, uh, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me
Uhm, you might need to, like, download another app to
Download the- I don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
Just Google it
Don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know, I know what you're gonna do, you're gonna-
You're gonna get this and you're gonna-
Just think you just can't do it and you're gonna call me
But then I'm just gonna Google it
So just you Google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out
Uhm, so just figure it out and text me the voicemail, uhm
Immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Like, right when you get this
Thank you, uhm, I love you, bye
You're my best friend
I love you (love you, love you)
You know me and I know you (know you, know you)
We got problems that we've been through (been through, been through)
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
You think I'm rude to you
You think I am the worst
Because I ask when you suck my dick
You take out your Invisalign first
Come on
Five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years
We order Chinese
I'm eating my dumplings
You reach over and you take my dumpling
You don't even say, "Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling?
So I look at you
You look back at me like, "What the fuck did I do?"
"If you really wanted some dim sum
Then, you really shoulda gotten some when we put in the order"
You say, "You're a psycho
And I, I don't wanna fight so let's just drop this
It's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record you owe me a dumpling
I mean it, I won't forget
You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent"
Five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
You said, "You should kill that"
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
You said, "Come on, be a man"
What?
You're a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter
But your whole worldview collapses the moment there's a spider
Cool, I get it, this is the real you
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Shit like this brings the movement down
Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around
Five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years
How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom
You, out of the blue, need to use the bathroom?
Just use the guest room bathroom
That's why we got two bathrooms
Just use the guest room bathroom
That's why we got two bathrooms
And you know
GOLD. Thanks for adding the lyrics.
Thanks a lot bro (๑`✪̤◡✪̤)◞ღԵհɑղƘՏღ
@Mikko LasNM huh?
@Elon Musk's Son What, he supposed to write them himself? You can't open Google when you are watching TH-cam, so be grateful that he posted them here
@Elon Musk's Son Of course I do
Who else always comes back to this randomly?
Rhyming "patriarchy fighter" with "spider" is just too good!! And it's a fair point, too! In my house, I'm the only girl and I'm the spider fighter. Well, really, I'm more of a spider-putter-outsider. I aim for consistency between my worldview and my actions. And Bo aims for consistency in the awesomeness of his songs!
I think it doesn't matter if you can or cannot kill a spider while you don't use the "Be a man" argument
Putter-outsiders unite!
I’m more of a capture, talk about how cute the spider is, and then release or make a pet, person
Is is a spider like a bad spider or a spooder? Because the latter is a pet and shouldn’t be fought over unless it’s over what cool stuff to put in said spooder’s enclosure.
Yeah! Another spider-putter-outsider!!
The timing on this is so excellent - my 5 year anniversary with my partner is next month. Bo figured out how to put the daily affectionate frustrations that come with being with someone for so long into this song beautifully.
I particularly MUST relate to the "you can google it, you're an adult" line because the number of times I've said that....
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it's finally here,
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“You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent.” -The sibling you took a fry from
🤣😂5 Years, 5 Years.. 🎶
1:26 WHAAAT
3:27 is where it really hits 😢
Thank you!!
😆😆😆
I know.. I didn't unclog that poo in the other bathroom for nothin. 😭😭
Literally my favourite part
EXACTLY
I love how he can just make a few words in his head and make it into a banger
😊. He is SO 🤤 !
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I hope that Bo has been enjoying the success of Inside. And that whatever he does or doesn't do next, that it makes him truly happy.
Seen to many talented, amazing people self destruct across the sky. My hope is he finds peace and happiness.
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Same he's an extremely talented person and I'm glad he shared his gift.
That said wtf is with all the bots commenting on your comment?
@@LilMellick they're doing it on almost every comment, idk man, the internet's wack
@@LilMellick Right? No idea. Probably someone programmed them to reply on certain trending or popular videos. Like how Markiplier gets those fake giveaway bot accounts.
Annoying, so I try to report them.
3:28 my favorite part
"if you really wanted some dim-sum thennnnn,
you really should have got-ten-some whennnnn"
lyrical mastery achieved
"everyone's a feminist until there's a spider around" another great one
“You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent” Best line ever
Why do Bo Burnham's songs make me rethink life!?
the sheer amount of realism and art this has is just beyond kegels.
these replies are giving me the feeling that something's finally here 😰
I don’t know doesn’t feel very realistic that his significant other would get the voicemail off the phone
@@feljayDDR yeah, bots. Bots are here.
Handy reference chart for Dumpling equivalents:
- 10-12 thick cut fries, 15-20 thin cut fries. Must be fresh.
- 1/2 an eggroll.
- 1 crispy Crab Rangoon.
- 1 jumbo tempura shrimp.
- 2 chicken nuggies.
This is a good baseline but haggling is acceptable based on filling type, size and flavor quality. If you steal a dumpling and it tastes like shit, that’s your problem, you owe payment in full. These are the rules!
Hope Bo saw this and immediately starts making notes
20 chicken nuggies*
2 dinosaur chicken nuggies. 4 regular.
This dude just chilling in the comments, unsung, saving relationships.
underrated comment. this honestly should be in the handbook.