@@mightycannon1512 yes,that very trustworthy looking dude working there just sold some to me,nice guy,dont know why theres 500 officers outside my house rn tho
"This bottle is 16 ounces. You think we're going to let you on the plane with this? This just screams that you're up to no good." "Ok, um, question. Those two people that just went through in front of me..." "Yeah?" "I noticed that they each had a bag with three full 3oz. bottles of liquid." "Yeah, so? That's totally fine." "And it's also ok to go through with larger bottles as long as they're empty." "Well duh. What's a person going to do with an empty bottle?" "I don't know. Maybe if large amounts of liquids are dangerous they could take those six small bottles they have and combine them into one big bottle after they've cleared security? That would give them, what, 18 ounces?" "Sir, I'm not following your logic."
I am convinced the ONLY reason we arent allowed to take water into the plane is because they want us to buy their overly expensive bottles of water...It is a conspiracy I swear to god!
Airport security is weird, because when traveling through the USA you need to take your laptop out of your bag, take your shoes off, do a weird pose inside a full body scanner and then walk through a metal detector because the full body scanner wasn't enough. When I traveled from KSA to UAE, I walked through the metal detector and as long as it didn't beep at me we were in the clear.
How? Hydrogen peroxide in pure form is a high explosive, and looks like water. A 16 oz bottle of that could pop a plane like a balloon. See: pressurized cabin
@@vuikun pretty sure all RTG machines in states can detect explosives in bottles/containers. if you just carry them one by one and they find it in the baggage, they will leave it in RTG machine and call pyro guys to take care of it. however im pretty sure 16 oz bottle could pop RTG machine open, while smaller bottles, divided, couldnt.
Always love how you have to give away your 5dl plastic water but you can just buy a 1.5l wodka glas bottle right after and you get a shiny knife in the first class.
I think the thinking for liquids over x volume was that even if it was some type of explosive liquid that the limit they put on it would be small enough to stop you from having enough to explode the plane. I think people wouldn't care so much about having their water taken from them if after that point they could buy water for a reasonable price instead of 3 times the cost of you flight.
I love how only the bottle of water which went into the "totally normal trash can" isn't a bomb while everything went into "the bomb resistant ben" (or similar) and is on fact a bomb !😂
IRL TSAscapades. I travel with a firearm, follow proceedure-variety of Checks, locks and so forth and turn it in before Flight. Go from Point A and have a Stopover. TSA shows up and wants to inspect the container the firearm is inside of-this container has two locks and is a steel chst. So I unlick chest, they rummage around and find weapon. Magazines and ammo in different chest [[also locked]]. TSA Genious is looking the weapon over, points it at his face to look down the barrel and asks me if it is loaded as he actually tries to squeeze the trigger. Gun has a keyed internal lock so his skinny as could never have pulled the trigger anyway. Nuther time, travelling out of Arizona. Stopped and got my dad a bottle of "Old Fart" Hot Sauce. Because my bags were locked and the bottle was inside the store bag, stapled shut with the receipt and the plastic "Safety" ring on the top was intect, no problem right? Nope. Got confiscated because it had "Too much liquid". We are Governed by Idiots.
I brought a crossbow back from Greece once because when you see a crossbow for €5, you’re gonna buy it, guess what I got stopped for at the airport *a bottle of sun burn lotion I forgot was in the front pocket*
I got stopped at an airport returning home once for a little plastic slingshot I got with a Simpsons comic I bought in the duty free shop on the way out.
Reminds me of the time the TSA lost a lawsuit by making a woman drink her own breast milk infront of a crowd so she can "prove its not a bomb" fucking rediculous.
Fun fact, laptops, tablets and cellphones needs to be charged to pass security, because they can ask you to turn them on, to make sure you didn't remove the batteries. The thing about liquids is that some liquids explode when mixed together, so in theory a couple people can smuggle them separately and mix them on the plane. Now in reality, it doesn't seem like the way the rules are make anything sense. It's more security theater than anything else. If someone really wants a bomb on an airplane, it's not going to go thru the passengers gate.
Charged lithium batteries are more dangerous. Classic TSA logic. Also, why not just pretend you're transporting your broken phone to be fixed for whatever reason?
@@superslimanoniem4712 they're not concerned about the batteries exploding, but about smuggling stuff (like bombs) in the battery compartment or in place of some of the components. So by turning on the device, you prove that the battery and most of the electronics are in place.
@@Brain-washed2 I know. But the capability to make so many in advance is something rare that you don't see in a lot of channels especially not without losing quality for quantity.
I did work experience in an airport and I remember asking one of the guys at security if the liquid limit was because that's how much fluid it would take for a bomb and he just casually said "nah you'd need way less, idk why they have that limit" also the amount they just guess if there's bombs in bags and flag them was hilarious
i always believed that the limit existed so when you needed water or other things that weren't allowed through security for your flight you had to buy the same stuff but overpriced at the airport so it gets more revenue but idk
Obviously. If THE "underwear bomber" had been allowed to bring that bottle of water onto the plane... He could have extinguished his genatils before the bomb in his underwear waist band caught fire and burnt them beyond use...
I think that limit is there so people don't take their alcohol on the plane, imagine if someone took a 1.5L vodka on the plane and got drunk. 100ml or less is so people can carry on perfume and similar items I think
I thought the limit existed because it would be harder for the machine to scan larger sized containers full of liquid. Imagine if it can only scan through part of the liquid and at the center is some dangerous substance suspended.
@@ケジ-i4f Not likely. Not saying it could never be done in the way your suggesting, BUT there are far easier ways to smuggle those compounds that are not as easy to see. For that matter, it wouldn't really take that much effort for 2 or 3 people to each carry multiple 1.5oz bottles. Not to mention if placed correctly, two 1.5oz bottles combined to make 3oz of any significant binary explosive would be more than enough to get the job done.
I once had an experience with TSA security, where we had a glass trophy that was apparently immune to x-rays so they thought it was an opaque object hiding a bomb or something whilst it was literally the exact opposite.
I’m assuming they also made it 10x longer to handle than it needed to be? Took you to the side, quarantined you, patted you down, threw the trophy out the window, and didn’t let you fly for a month afterwards?
@@---ii8hl Okay. I've seen your comments rather a lot here, and you keep saying a lot of explosives look like a lot of things. But you've not said a single specific explosive, and you've also said airports don't care about drugs. My questions are as follows: what country are you from that has a TSA and doesn't care about drugs, and what explosives have you been shown that look exactly like crystal glass? Because neither of those are real, and there most definitely aren't "many" explosives that look EXACTLY like crystal glass.
@@Malkontent1003 if you look at for example salt under RTG, it will look a lot like crystal based explosives with metal compounds. plastic explosives on the other hand look on RTG like apples, bananas and other food like that. and you can find explosives that look like something else in RTG. it was not meant to say that they look like that to the eye, i think i wrote everywhere that its only under RTG. My country doesnt care about drugs in general, only if you were to transport some larger amounts, but we wont go into luggage for any small pouch or bag with stuff if it doesnt throw "explosive" alarm or doesnt look like explosive to us. of course my country does investigate drugs and all that, but we as airport security have priorities set on explosives, weapons and other dangerous items. As for crystal glass-again metalic (as in with large portion of the explosives containing metal compounds like aluminum, iron or other metals-they all look differently, of course, but various glass objects can have same metal elements in them, thus they will look the same) explosives can look like that under RTG, or the glass can hide it, since its very hard to see through more solid glass constructs-about 1-2 centimter thick crystal glass is, without use of RTG functions basically impossible to see through.
I worked several years in airport security and I thought the job was super stupid because of those ridiculous rules. Yeah we put all the "potential bombs" right next to us and threw so much stuff away it's heart breaking. This video isn't completely accurate though, the deodorant and hair gel are totally fine to carry onboard :)
Actually they did try to make me throw out my hair cream (was expensive) due to its volume, but I refused and backed out of the checkpoint to go back to an airport Starbucks, got an empty cup, and dumped out enough of it, then came back. Made one of my fellow travelers who has not exceeded their volume limit carry one half of it, while I carried the other. The security agents were not amused, but I did salvage my hair cream.
This reminds me of the time my brother (age 6 or 7 at the time) was almost detained at the airport because the metal detectors identified his skin as a metal. Honestly, everyone there was very confused. Turns out he had used a soap the previous day that contained just enough metal/left just enough metal residue to identify him as a metal. I guess for a little bit he was some kind of Zinc Man.
Are you sure that was your brother? He could have been replaced with a terminator style robot. If you say something about your parents something. Then what if your parents was also replaced with terminator style robots that would not set off the detectors?
My sister has a metal rods in her back to straighten her spine. And *every single time* she goes through a metal detector, it goes off and she has to get searched.
The TSA logic on liquids is stupid. We can bring empty containers on board regardless of size. We can bring small containers of up to 3.4 ounces as long as all of them fit in a single 1-quart zip-loc bag. Depending on the 3.4 oz container shapes, someone could probably pack at least 16 ounces of liquid in the bag. Then when a person gets past security they could pour them all into the empty container that sailed through security. If a container is labeled 4 oz, but is clearly half-full it must be confiscated by TSA. Apparently TSA agents are not allowed to apply logic (critical thinking?) learned on Sesame Street. If something holds 4 ounces, but is clearly less than half-full, then it has around 2 ounces in it. (clearly far less than 3.4 oz. limit) Even Big Bird or Elmo can figure this one out. This one is a problem for women trying to travel with a partial bottle of expensive perfume. Fun fact: You can bring a full water bottle through security if it is frozen solid. Fun fact #2: You can also bring more than 3.4 ounces of water with live fish swimming it it. (see TSA website details on traveling with live fish) Edited to correct the TSA limit of 3.4 oz per container. (not 3.2)
@@DeadJDona Yea but its very easy to melt which is the point. The TSA is following instructions by the book without a ounce of critical thinking. From a practical perspective ice is no different from water which they regulate.
@@neurofiedyamato8763 "ice is easy to melt which is the point" Wow no fucking way????? What the fuck?? Let me try this it sounds like some made up pseudo science though
What pisses me off in the mainland is how serious and pissed of they are, is like we are in north korea or something, meanwhile here in Puerto Rico they ask for our nicknames and act like normal people
I remember when the new list of TSA prohibited items came out. One of the items that would no longer be allowed as a carry on item was... A chainsaw. Obviously because, with the help of a 4oz bottle of shampoo a chainsaw could be made into a deadly weapon.
@@kindred6453 That was my question as well. It does make you wonder though, what would have happened if someone tried to take a plane over with a box knife while Bubba had his 42", fully fueled, chainsaw as a carry on?
@@kindred6453 Normally yes, that is how something like that would be listed. However, this list was distributed in 2007, and was specifically for "items that would NO LONGER be allowed". Right there next to knitting needles and things such as "weed wackers". So, more likely it was added to that list just because someone at the TSA decided it would no longer be allowed, but had the probibility to be attempted, not because it was previously tried (along with the other full page of newly prohibbited items.)
I've heard that the purpose of the TSA is not, in fact, to catch terrorists, bombs, etc (although in theory they could), it's to deter potential terrorists in the first place (not that they're super intimidating, but it's better than no defense at all)
But studies have found they aren't effective at all... Every time, the TSA fails to catch smuggling of weapons and such. And I'm sure if terrorist are willing to suicide, they aren't worried about a couple people that they can easily bypass.
@@neurofiedyamato8763 my point exactly lmao - the purpose was never to find contraband, but evidence HAS shown that air terrorism has reduced. could still be correlation ofc
No. It is not better than no defense. It's much worse because it discourages the most wise, virtuous, and noble amongst us from flying due to the disgust they have towards purposeless restraint.
Thoroughly tricked me. I thought the trash can was going to explode after the chemicals the guy put in there ate through their containers and mixed. After all, why blow up the plane full of innocent bystanders when the real enemy is the guy stopping you from getting onto the plane in the first place?
Real story: As a teen, I went through a metal detector with a can of Altoids. TSA told me to go back through the metal detector. My Dad, former lieutenant in the NYPD, approached me and asked me why I was back in line. I didn’t know why. He had me empty my pockets and we found the Altoids can. He took it out of my hand and showed it to an Agent. He was then told to get back in line and go through the metal detector again with me. When he asked why, he was told that the Altoids can could be “a bomb” and him handling it "could have disarmed it" so he would need to be checked again and the Altoids would need to be x-rayed. If I recall, they ended up taking them too.
I remember when I accidentally brought a full sized, stainless steel metal fork through 2 different TSA checks, and nobody caught it. Makes you wonder what else gets through.
I made the mistake of putting a model bike in my carry on luggage. Security guy made me pull it out, and asked his colleague, right in front of me- hey, do you want this? He said no, and I was allowed to carry it on.
Imagine, these guys try to keep us from killing anyone on plane by taking away “weapons”, yet they actually give you a knife during the flight. Its only a table knife, but you could kill a pilot with a table knife, might take a few minutes, but you can get the job done. They also have a list of *lethal weapons* you can take on board.
I mean, anything can be a lethal weapon should you throw it hard enough. You could cut someone's eyes with paper via papercut. It'd hurt like hell and distract them, and shoes, a belt buckle, even the object being used to store your items can be used as weapons. I bet if you broke of a tray table it could be a weapon. Or just the silverware you get. Or break a window and kill everyone that way if that's how it works, or open an emergency door without someone noticing or with them noticing, as long as it stays open, they prolly ded or some damage would be done. There's so many things that by the logic they use could be weapons, but I think they make it sound stupid to civilians so that they don't know the real ways that can be used lethally.
@@tru3toxicgaming509 Your comment is not only too long but inaccurate. You can't open an emergency door because there is too much pressure acting on the door while in-flight to make that possible.
@@gray3508 I wasn’t fully sure, I remember seeing a thing about someone trying to open it mid flight and everyone including staff freaking out. I mean yeah it makes sense, they might not know how improbable it would be for them to open it, but if they did somehow manage it’d cause a shit ton of chaos. You are correct though about the pressure thing to my knowledge, that makes sense
@@tru3toxicgaming509breaking a window would be incredibly hard, and even if you do that, the gas masks will just drop down and people will prob be fine
Ive travelled with a firearm before, just notify the airport and airline, then check in your firearm to TSA and they will let you take it through. obviously not as a carryon but yeah, I brought a gun on a plane but couldn't bring my water bottle
I'd say both your reasons are correct. Same with movie theaters not allowing you to bring in popcorn/ candy unless you stuff it in your jacket and pretend to be...thiccc. I honestly don't know how the drug thing would work, just that people are more creative then me and might find a way to put something in a water bottle...mabye idk.
@@eobardthawn6903 Yeah, its dumb… an Airline shouldnt be allowed to tag as many things as they do as safety concerns, just to turn profits. But they do, they are scummy as an industry.
I never really thought about how stupid some of these things are because I just try to avoid triggering the TSA in general. But yea.. really dumb. Who thought of these? It has been proven time and time again airport security 99% of the time fails.
Once a person learns how to store antimatter safely in a small space, it's over. You have a small cube which looks like it has intricate parts in it. Probably a bomb. *drops container into trash can and it breaks* Airport: *Gone* Fireball: Hello
@@bowenjudd1028 I cannot believe you made a joke TH-cam comment without doing the proper research and publishing at least one scientific paper. Shame on you, shame!
Wait until they find out the human body is mostly made of water
Pretty sure most bodies are over 3 oz as well.
@@lolzor_live They could throw a body and knock the pilot unconscious. Gotta put it in the bin.
@@luislebronaponte2737 Bingo
galaxy brain
Technically the inside of the human body has constant explosions inside of it.
Isn't it convenient how everything that you can't bring trough security is something that you can buy in the airport market?
Or they just sell the things you can't take with you at the market. The moment katana's are banned, you can probably start buying them there.
Wait I can buy cocaine in airport?
*airport market starts selling bombs*
@@mightycannon1512 yes,that very trustworthy looking dude working there just sold some to me,nice guy,dont know why theres 500 officers outside my house rn tho
@@hemz5882 coolio for some reason i am facing the same problem thankfully that guy gave me a machine gun asw
i legitimately wasn't expecting that twist lol.
"This bottle is 16 ounces. You think we're going to let you on the plane with this? This just screams that you're up to no good."
"Ok, um, question. Those two people that just went through in front of me..."
"Yeah?"
"I noticed that they each had a bag with three full 3oz. bottles of liquid."
"Yeah, so? That's totally fine."
"And it's also ok to go through with larger bottles as long as they're empty."
"Well duh. What's a person going to do with an empty bottle?"
"I don't know. Maybe if large amounts of liquids are dangerous they could take those six small bottles they have and combine them into one big bottle after they've cleared security? That would give them, what, 18 ounces?"
"Sir, I'm not following your logic."
I love this 😂
LOL
Another thing is that you can buy water and stuff after you have passed security
I am convinced the ONLY reason we arent allowed to take water into the plane is because they want us to buy their overly expensive bottles of water...It is a conspiracy I swear to god!
Except they aren’t going to let you throw with a bunch of bottles of liquid
TSA Agent: "Come on, ISIS says "What."?"
Unsuspecting Victim: "What."
“Bomb resistant wicker basket” 😂😂😂
*Picks up makeshift bomb*
"What the fuck is this ?"
"Oh uhh... That's a... bomb."
"Yeah good one buddy, okay you're free to board."
I like how he cuts himself off, goes silent then says,” wtf is this” every time
Airport security is weird, because when traveling through the USA you need to take your laptop out of your bag, take your shoes off, do a weird pose inside a full body scanner and then walk through a metal detector because the full body scanner wasn't enough. When I traveled from KSA to UAE, I walked through the metal detector and as long as it didn't beep at me we were in the clear.
united states is pretty much the worse country.
I like how there wasn’t even one joke of the TSA person getting paid by cosmetics companies
Fun Fact: The TSA has literally never stopped a terror plot according to their own reports
I'm not going to research it right now. . . . but yeah. . .. . sounds about right.
Damn …
Your channel is severely underrated. Great video as always
The amount stuff that's wasted at airports is basically a crime
the way he says "so predictable" and "but your hair is already gelled...." lol, it's like he sees himself as Sherlock Holmes
I wish they got rid of the liquid thing, it is beyond outdated
the *TSA thing
How? Hydrogen peroxide in pure form is a high explosive, and looks like water.
A 16 oz bottle of that could pop a plane like a balloon. See: pressurized cabin
@@crimmy838 you can also just bring six 3 oz containers of it and once past security just pour it all into an empty 16 oz bottle
@@vuikun pretty sure all RTG machines in states can detect explosives in bottles/containers. if you just carry them one by one and they find it in the baggage, they will leave it in RTG machine and call pyro guys to take care of it. however im pretty sure 16 oz bottle could pop RTG machine open, while smaller bottles, divided, couldnt.
Always love how you have to give away your 5dl plastic water but you can just buy a 1.5l wodka glas bottle right after and you get a shiny knife in the first class.
“What the f,$&l” is this?” Got me everytime 😭
I think the thinking for liquids over x volume was that even if it was some type of explosive liquid that the limit they put on it would be small enough to stop you from having enough to explode the plane. I think people wouldn't care so much about having their water taken from them if after that point they could buy water for a reasonable price instead of 3 times the cost of you flight.
How the US government and the TSA even functions is beyond me.
Imagine having a prosthetic arm and TSA accuses you of hiding a bomb...
oh what am i supposed to watch you everyday now! THATS PROPOSTUROUS
I love how only the bottle of water which went into the "totally normal trash can" isn't a bomb while everything went into "the bomb resistant ben" (or similar) and is on fact a bomb !😂
IRL TSAscapades. I travel with a firearm, follow proceedure-variety of Checks, locks and so forth and turn it in before Flight. Go from Point A and have a Stopover. TSA shows up and wants to inspect the container the firearm is inside of-this container has two locks and is a steel chst. So I unlick chest, they rummage around and find weapon. Magazines and ammo in different chest [[also locked]]. TSA Genious is looking the weapon over, points it at his face to look down the barrel and asks me if it is loaded as he actually tries to squeeze the trigger. Gun has a keyed internal lock so his skinny as could never have pulled the trigger anyway.
Nuther time, travelling out of Arizona. Stopped and got my dad a bottle of "Old Fart" Hot Sauce. Because my bags were locked and the bottle was inside the store bag, stapled shut with the receipt and the plastic "Safety" ring on the top was intect, no problem right? Nope. Got confiscated because it had "Too much liquid".
We are Governed by Idiots.
‘you have a PENCIL!?’ ‘gotta take that.’ ‘hey boss, some lady has hair spray and a lighter.’ ‘yeah, let them keep it.’
I brought a crossbow back from Greece once because when you see a crossbow for €5, you’re gonna buy it, guess what I got stopped for at the airport
*a bottle of sun burn lotion I forgot was in the front pocket*
I got stopped at an airport returning home once for a little plastic slingshot I got with a Simpsons comic I bought in the duty free shop on the way out.
“What the fuck is this ??“
Iconic line
"We did nose goes" 'god youre right lets do this'
"You know, for 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘺"
Man emptied his whole briefcase.
The ending is hilarious lmao
It is called "safety theater" for a reason, it does fuck all
«What the fuck is this?» got me everytime
I think a better ending would be if the guy from TSA guy took all the thrown out stuff and took it home to use.
“ISIS says what?” Is where i lost it 😂
"Super safe trash can of invincibility" 🤣🤣
The way he says "What the fuck is this?"...
TSA stole my toothpaste once
holy shit lmfao
“isissayswhat”
“…what?”
*we got a live one*
smartest tsa agent ever born
A baby? It’s over 3 ounces
wait until they find out my body weighs over 3 ounces
Wait until they find my pickle ball bat
“ISIS says what”
“What”
“We got a live one” 💀💀💀
Really perfect timing considering I spend 14 hours in an airport today
It why I pay to have my bag checked. The bags fee are annoying but it’s better than getting stuff confiscated
This is a TSA agent’s wet dream. “That could totally happen!!!1!1!1!!!1!”
Should’ve put it in the trash bin of invincibility
Water bottles are Hydrogen bombs 😂😂😂😂
The hairgel as well as the deodorant are in a small amount so they'd probably allow it
I actually use that exact brand of shampoo
I was laughing like a little girl through this whole video lol
Indeed Truly genius
Reminds me of the time the TSA lost a lawsuit by making a woman drink her own breast milk infront of a crowd so she can "prove its not a bomb" fucking rediculous.
ahhh. TSA doing it's job.
This had me laughing, bravo!
Lmao hair gel, but his hair is already gel. Bravo
What a twist
Fun fact, laptops, tablets and cellphones needs to be charged to pass security, because they can ask you to turn them on, to make sure you didn't remove the batteries.
The thing about liquids is that some liquids explode when mixed together, so in theory a couple people can smuggle them separately and mix them on the plane. Now in reality, it doesn't seem like the way the rules are make anything sense. It's more security theater than anything else. If someone really wants a bomb on an airplane, it's not going to go thru the passengers gate.
Charged lithium batteries are more dangerous. Classic TSA logic.
Also, why not just pretend you're transporting your broken phone to be fixed for whatever reason?
@@superslimanoniem4712 they're not concerned about the batteries exploding, but about smuggling stuff (like bombs) in the battery compartment or in place of some of the components. So by turning on the device, you prove that the battery and most of the electronics are in place.
Over 3 ounces you can throw off the weight of the plane and everyone could die in a fiery crash.. 🤣🤣🤣
Security theater....
I agree
Comedy gold my man.
I can have a fucking sword in my carry on but the water? Fuck nah
He had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie
Man, Spoiler! :(
@@abyssawalker then why tf are you in the comments???
@@theholydoge7616 it was the top comment that time and was on preview smh
@@abyssawalker sadly, no one cares :(
@@abyssawalker mate.. just dont look at comments before watching the video...
The fact you can come up with creative and funny skits on a daily basis is astonishing. Props to you Zach!
These are clearly done in advance lol
@@Brain-washed2 I know. But the capability to make so many in advance is something rare that you don't see in a lot of channels especially not without losing quality for quantity.
Seeing as he doesn't upload daily makes your comment really stupid.
Honestly with everything there is to see and people to talk to. There are hundreds upun thousands of skits to cone up with.
@@arcanlollster8132why don’t you come up with them if it’s so easy?
Poor Zack will never be allowed on a plane again.
Dam, you really ACTUALLY did daily skits. Not shabby at all!
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Ok, not anymore
@@mort3202 let people agree in peace
Now he is seriously flagged. No preTSA for this guy
I did work experience in an airport and I remember asking one of the guys at security if the liquid limit was because that's how much fluid it would take for a bomb and he just casually said "nah you'd need way less, idk why they have that limit" also the amount they just guess if there's bombs in bags and flag them was hilarious
i always believed that the limit existed so when you needed water or other things that weren't allowed through security for your flight you had to buy the same stuff but overpriced at the airport so it gets more revenue but idk
Obviously. If THE "underwear bomber" had been allowed to bring that bottle of water onto the plane...
He could have extinguished his genatils before the bomb in his underwear waist band caught fire and burnt them beyond use...
I think that limit is there so people don't take their alcohol on the plane, imagine if someone took a 1.5L vodka on the plane and got drunk. 100ml or less is so people can carry on perfume and similar items I think
I thought the limit existed because it would be harder for the machine to scan larger sized containers full of liquid. Imagine if it can only scan through part of the liquid and at the center is some dangerous substance suspended.
@@ケジ-i4f Not likely. Not saying it could never be done in the way your suggesting, BUT there are far easier ways to smuggle those compounds that are not as easy to see. For that matter, it wouldn't really take that much effort for 2 or 3 people to each carry multiple 1.5oz bottles.
Not to mention if placed correctly, two 1.5oz bottles combined to make 3oz of any significant binary explosive would be more than enough to get the job done.
I love it when he goes like "What the fuck is this?"
more like, "whatthefuck is this?"
Yeah that got me everytime
And also "that's how you were gonna do it, huh?" 😂
whathefugisthis?
I once had an experience with TSA security, where we had a glass trophy that was apparently immune to x-rays so they thought it was an opaque object hiding a bomb or something whilst it was literally the exact opposite.
I’m assuming they also made it 10x longer to handle than it needed to be?
Took you to the side, quarantined you, patted you down, threw the trophy out the window, and didn’t let you fly for a month afterwards?
So, a bomb hiding an opaque object?
many explosives look exactly like crystal glass. though they could just ETD test it.
@@---ii8hl Okay. I've seen your comments rather a lot here, and you keep saying a lot of explosives look like a lot of things. But you've not said a single specific explosive, and you've also said airports don't care about drugs. My questions are as follows: what country are you from that has a TSA and doesn't care about drugs, and what explosives have you been shown that look exactly like crystal glass? Because neither of those are real, and there most definitely aren't "many" explosives that look EXACTLY like crystal glass.
@@Malkontent1003 if you look at for example salt under RTG, it will look a lot like crystal based explosives with metal compounds. plastic explosives on the other hand look on RTG like apples, bananas and other food like that. and you can find explosives that look like something else in RTG. it was not meant to say that they look like that to the eye, i think i wrote everywhere that its only under RTG.
My country doesnt care about drugs in general, only if you were to transport some larger amounts, but we wont go into luggage for any small pouch or bag with stuff if it doesnt throw "explosive" alarm or doesnt look like explosive to us. of course my country does investigate drugs and all that, but we as airport security have priorities set on explosives, weapons and other dangerous items.
As for crystal glass-again metalic (as in with large portion of the explosives containing metal compounds like aluminum, iron or other metals-they all look differently, of course, but various glass objects can have same metal elements in them, thus they will look the same) explosives can look like that under RTG, or the glass can hide it, since its very hard to see through more solid glass constructs-about 1-2 centimter thick crystal glass is, without use of RTG functions basically
impossible to see through.
I worked several years in airport security and I thought the job was super stupid because of those ridiculous rules. Yeah we put all the "potential bombs" right next to us and threw so much stuff away it's heart breaking. This video isn't completely accurate though, the deodorant and hair gel are totally fine to carry onboard :)
no way...ur telling me this comedy sketch wasn't 100% accurate and had exaggeration??
They made me throw my brand new deodorant away. F
I wonder where's the airport's dumpster at? This could potentially save me a lot of money.
Its so wasteful its sad. They broke a lock I had because there was a shampoo inside and I couldn't find the key at the time.
Actually they did try to make me throw out my hair cream (was expensive) due to its volume, but I refused and backed out of the checkpoint to go back to an airport Starbucks, got an empty cup, and dumped out enough of it, then came back. Made one of my fellow travelers who has not exceeded their volume limit carry one half of it, while I carried the other.
The security agents were not amused, but I did salvage my hair cream.
"We did nose goes and you lost: totally fair"
"god you're right"
Damn that guy is ice cold. He totally had me on his side the whole time when the TSA was right all along. Kudos
This reminds me of the time my brother (age 6 or 7 at the time) was almost detained at the airport because the metal detectors identified his skin as a metal. Honestly, everyone there was very confused.
Turns out he had used a soap the previous day that contained just enough metal/left just enough metal residue to identify him as a metal. I guess for a little bit he was some kind of Zinc Man.
I guess he was a "Man Of Steel" bah dum tiss
Ah, the zinc star himself.
Are you sure that was your brother? He could have been replaced with a terminator style robot. If you say something about your parents something. Then what if your parents was also replaced with terminator style robots that would not set off the detectors?
I thought he was going to be Wolverine for a moment.
My sister has a metal rods in her back to straighten her spine. And *every single time* she goes through a metal detector, it goes off and she has to get searched.
The TSA logic on liquids is stupid. We can bring empty containers on board regardless of size. We can bring small containers of up to 3.4 ounces as long as all of them fit in a single 1-quart zip-loc bag. Depending on the 3.4 oz container shapes, someone could probably pack at least 16 ounces of liquid in the bag. Then when a person gets past security they could pour them all into the empty container that sailed through security.
If a container is labeled 4 oz, but is clearly half-full it must be confiscated by TSA. Apparently TSA agents are not allowed to apply logic (critical thinking?) learned on Sesame Street. If something holds 4 ounces, but is clearly less than half-full, then it has around 2 ounces in it. (clearly far less than 3.4 oz. limit) Even Big Bird or Elmo can figure this one out. This one is a problem for women trying to travel with a partial bottle of expensive perfume.
Fun fact: You can bring a full water bottle through security if it is frozen solid.
Fun fact #2: You can also bring more than 3.4 ounces of water with live fish swimming it it. (see TSA website details on traveling with live fish)
Edited to correct the TSA limit of 3.4 oz per container. (not 3.2)
ice ≠ liquid
@@DeadJDona Yea but its very easy to melt which is the point. The TSA is following instructions by the book without a ounce of critical thinking. From a practical perspective ice is no different from water which they regulate.
@@neurofiedyamato8763 "ice is easy to melt which is the point"
Wow no fucking way????? What the fuck?? Let me try this it sounds like some made up pseudo science though
@@Brain-washed2 lmao why are you upset at a comment that's not even directed towards you?
@@BoiledToast_0 if somebody leaves a dumbass comment out in the open for everybody to read then yes I'm going to make fun of that person
I was half expecting “what is this?”
“A… shirt?”
“But, you’re already wearing one. Probably a bomb.”
Tsa accomplishes very little for the inconvenience the create, not saying they aren’t important, but they are overkill and miss the real threats
What pisses me off in the mainland is how serious and pissed of they are, is like we are in north korea or something, meanwhile here in Puerto Rico they ask for our nicknames and act like normal people
I don't know. I can't remember when was the last time that someone high jacked a plane... so they must be doing something right.
@@raylinguanotti Hijacking planes was never something that happened super frequently.
@@raylinguanotti Well it isn't because of the TSA that's for sue.
If they miss real threats while creatibg massive inconveniences then they aren't important. Lol
As a professional bomb maker, hostage takers, and menace to society I can confirm you can totally knock someone out with a shampoo bomb
Really?🤨 Or you capping?🧢
I remember when the new list of TSA prohibited items came out. One of the items that would no longer be allowed as a carry on item was... A chainsaw.
Obviously because, with the help of a 4oz bottle of shampoo a chainsaw could be made into a deadly weapon.
I wanna know the people that were carrying on chainsaws before this rule.
@@kindred6453 That was my question as well.
It does make you wonder though, what would have happened if someone tried to take a plane over with a box knife while Bubba had his 42", fully fueled, chainsaw as a carry on?
@@outcast170 like this obviously didn't happen often ,but one of those rules that was made for that one weird scenario where someone tried this.
@@kindred6453 Normally yes, that is how something like that would be listed. However, this list was distributed in 2007, and was specifically for "items that would NO LONGER be allowed".
Right there next to knitting needles and things such as "weed wackers".
So, more likely it was added to that list just because someone at the TSA decided it would no longer be allowed, but had the probibility to be attempted, not because it was previously tried (along with the other full page of newly prohibbited items.)
@@outcast170 ah so tsa has a problem with landscaping tools
Poor TSA guy, he doesn’t know he’s about to be kidnapped.😂😂😂
Naaah he absolutely deserves it LOL
I’ve actually brought water bottles onto planes before, trick is to have a ton of stuff in your bag (I wish I was joking)
Probably just an operator who doesn't give a shit
@@crimmy838 but I’ve done it twice
I *heard* drugs are pretty easy too. A _friend_ forgot weed in his pocket once. Or twice.
@@voodoodolll In “his” pocket, huh? Oh yeah, can’t be scanned by metal detectors
@@PikachuComments Yeah... Guess he got lucky 👀
I've heard that the purpose of the TSA is not, in fact, to catch terrorists, bombs, etc (although in theory they could), it's to deter potential terrorists in the first place (not that they're super intimidating, but it's better than no defense at all)
But studies have found they aren't effective at all... Every time, the TSA fails to catch smuggling of weapons and such. And I'm sure if terrorist are willing to suicide, they aren't worried about a couple people that they can easily bypass.
@@neurofiedyamato8763 my point exactly lmao - the purpose was never to find contraband, but evidence HAS shown that air terrorism has reduced. could still be correlation ofc
@@bobfaceasdf9251 Good point
They call it “security theater”
No. It is not better than no defense. It's much worse because it discourages the most wise, virtuous, and noble amongst us from flying due to the disgust they have towards purposeless restraint.
3:23 I mean, technically he's not wrong that the gun contains a bomb. If you define "bomb" to mean any explosive, at least.
Yea when I saw that part I was like “well yea… that’s literally what a gun IS.” Although it’s the bullets technically
Thoroughly tricked me. I thought the trash can was going to explode after the chemicals the guy put in there ate through their containers and mixed. After all, why blow up the plane full of innocent bystanders when the real enemy is the guy stopping you from getting onto the plane in the first place?
Real story: As a teen, I went through a metal detector with a can of Altoids. TSA told me to go back through the metal detector. My Dad, former lieutenant in the NYPD, approached me and asked me why I was back in line. I didn’t know why. He had me empty my pockets and we found the Altoids can. He took it out of my hand and showed it to an Agent. He was then told to get back in line and go through the metal detector again with me. When he asked why, he was told that the Altoids can could be “a bomb” and him handling it "could have disarmed it" so he would need to be checked again and the Altoids would need to be x-rayed. If I recall, they ended up taking them too.
Sounds like the TSA agent forgot to brush his teeth lmao
> Water isn't okay
> Literally sells water after you get through security
Yeah. Not sketchy at all.
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I remember when I accidentally brought a full sized, stainless steel metal fork through 2 different TSA checks, and nobody caught it. Makes you wonder what else gets through.
In my case, a pair of sewing shears, big ones. Didn't know they were in the backpack pocket and didn't find them until I was at my connection.
That day, they lost the bravest and smartest detector in the Zach cinematic universe
The TSA watching this:
"Quick put Zack on the do-not-fly list!"
I made the mistake of putting a model bike in my carry on luggage. Security guy made me pull it out, and asked his colleague, right in front of me- hey, do you want this? He said no, and I was allowed to carry it on.
The words "bomb-resistant wicker basket" still manage to make me laugh
Imagine, these guys try to keep us from killing anyone on plane by taking away “weapons”, yet they actually give you a knife during the flight. Its only a table knife, but you could kill a pilot with a table knife, might take a few minutes, but you can get the job done. They also have a list of *lethal weapons* you can take on board.
A George Carlin fan, I see? Noice!
I mean, anything can be a lethal weapon should you throw it hard enough. You could cut someone's eyes with paper via papercut. It'd hurt like hell and distract them, and shoes, a belt buckle, even the object being used to store your items can be used as weapons. I bet if you broke of a tray table it could be a weapon. Or just the silverware you get. Or break a window and kill everyone that way if that's how it works, or open an emergency door without someone noticing or with them noticing, as long as it stays open, they prolly ded or some damage would be done. There's so many things that by the logic they use could be weapons, but I think they make it sound stupid to civilians so that they don't know the real ways that can be used lethally.
@@tru3toxicgaming509 Your comment is not only too long but inaccurate. You can't open an emergency door because there is too much pressure acting on the door while in-flight to make that possible.
@@gray3508 I wasn’t fully sure, I remember seeing a thing about someone trying to open it mid flight and everyone including staff freaking out. I mean yeah it makes sense, they might not know how improbable it would be for them to open it, but if they did somehow manage it’d cause a shit ton of chaos.
You are correct though about the pressure thing to my knowledge, that makes sense
@@tru3toxicgaming509breaking a window would be incredibly hard, and even if you do that, the gas masks will just drop down and people will prob be fine
Ive travelled with a firearm before, just notify the airport and airline, then check in your firearm to TSA and they will let you take it through. obviously not as a carryon but yeah, I brought a gun on a plane but couldn't bring my water bottle
Deviant Ollam always flies with a gun, just so that he can use secure locks on the luggage.
We live in a society where kids can shoot guns but can't have Kinder eggs
I always thought the liquid regulation was so that because they can't check the liquid's nature, no one can transport more than 3 oz of any drug.
I always figured it was to check for Alcohol, a money scheme, if you want booze you gotta buy their overpriced booze.
@@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist Im pretty sure that's correct... but just for every drink as well...
I'd say both your reasons are correct. Same with movie theaters not allowing you to bring in popcorn/ candy unless you stuff it in your jacket and pretend to be...thiccc. I honestly don't know how the drug thing would work, just that people are more creative then me and might find a way to put something in a water bottle...mabye idk.
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Yeah, its dumb… an Airline shouldnt be allowed to tag as many things as they do as safety concerns, just to turn profits.
But they do, they are scummy as an industry.
Good point! Although aren’t most drugs (especially illegal ones) solid, and highly concentrated?
I never really thought about how stupid some of these things are because I just try to avoid triggering the TSA in general. But yea.. really dumb. Who thought of these? It has been proven time and time again airport security 99% of the time fails.
But that does mean they don’t fail 1% of the time, saving millions… I’m not sure if this is a joke or not.
@@VoidKing666 millions? Yeah okay
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“Just gonna place this in this bomb resistant wicker basket” 😂😂😂
Once a person learns how to store antimatter safely in a small space, it's over. You have a small cube which looks like it has intricate parts in it. Probably a bomb.
*drops container into trash can and it breaks*
Airport: *Gone*
Fireball: Hello
So once someone learns how to carry a heavy duty vacuum chamber and electromagnet array that has massive power needs.
@@teathesilkwing7616 I haven't thought that far, but if it can be in a small space lol
@@bowenjudd1028 I cannot believe you made a joke TH-cam comment without doing the proper research and publishing at least one scientific paper. Shame on you, shame!
The most unbelievable part is that the tsa agent wasn’t obese
Damn, CS Students gonna have it really hard getting thru TSA with those heavy Calculus books