I have a great Walmart story for ya. I walked in and noticed a mess in the self checkout. It was liquid detergent. I thought oh someone dropped their detergent that sucks. Then in the frozen food section I noticed an associate helping a lady cleaning up her cart. It was dripping with liquid detergent. I thought man people are having a hard time with detergent today. When I passed by the detergent aisle two associate's were cleaning up puddles of detergent. So I decided to ask what the issue was with detergent. Apparently some kid had unscrewed every lid to every liquid detergent bottle without being noticed.
This is the problem with retail, higher ups basically say let the customers do what they want, and treat them like royalty, so when someone with common sense sees a customer doing something they obviously shouldn't, the customer starts throwing a fit like a 5 year old, and its always the employees fault. (speaking from experience of course)
I have one for you. Years ago I worked for a thrift store in the office. The office was separate from the store and there were two bathroom. There were HUGE signs in the store stating that there were NO public restrooms, however time after time we would find customers in these restrooms. We in the office would complain because there wasn't supposed to be customers in the office area because it was no secure. The store employees would say that management of the store required them to allow these customers in. One day I went to use the restroom only to find it occupied by yet another customer. This customer of size came out of the restroom and smeared shit all over the toilet. Over the seat, under the seat and across the back of the toilet. I don't know how, but the room now smelled to high heaven. We had to close the restroom for over an hour because of this. There was also the time I could have picked up a free kid at the store. This store also took donations for AMVETS so I would use this store to donate some of my stuff to. One Saturday, I was unloading a bunch of old clothes outside the store when I heard a woman screaming that this kid. The child was about three years old. This woman tells the kid to just stand there in the middle of the sidewalk and started to walk away. This sidewalk was in the city and very crowded. I just decided to stand there want watch the kid because I was concerned about her. Every time she would start to follow her mother, the mom would turn around and screamed at her to stop and stand right there. When the cow (and I don't just mean her attitude, the woman was the size of a house) got to the end of the block, she screamed at her kid to move her ass. This happened about 20 years ago and I still think about the emotional damage that woman did. The sidewalk was so crowded that anyone could have snatched the kid and she wouldn't have been able to do anything about it. It still bothers me to this day.
I have worked as a retail facility manager for several large retail clothing chains. What blows me away is the amount people that pee and poop in dressing rooms.
Well, some people like the thrill of the risk of doing it in a public place. Could think of a better option than a toy aisle though. Can you imagine a kid walking by while this was going on. That's a wild way to learn about the birds and the bees.
These are just big reasons why i worked 1 retail job and NEVER again. This happened back in 2015 so the details are a bit fuzzy but from what i remember this is how my last day went. I worked at a convinence store lets call its -4 (which you get when you subtract 11 from 7), This Karen and her nasty Spawn came in about 15 minutes before my shift ended(I worked Graveyard so 10PM-7AM). The Spawn proceded to grab handful after handful of candies and when its mother told him no he proceded to throw them across the store all while screaming bloody murder(breaking open several of them and spilling skittles and starbursts all over the floor). Karen did NOTHING about this while she was staring at the Coffee bar with what i can only assume is the Karen vein pulse. She came to the counter and started to yell at me for not stopping ringing up the other customers and coming over to make her coffee for her and not cleaning up her precious angels mess. I was tired and just done with that underpaying under appriciative job, I rang up the last customer who gave me the " im so sorry" look before he left. As soon as the door closed behind him and this karen threw an empty coffee cup at me something in me snapped. I picked up the cup slammed it on the counter and yelled " You know what fuck you C^!T and your stupid fucking demon child this isnt fucking starbucks and im not your god damn maid, ( ive seen enough of horrers of Retail or R/RetailHell to know the manager demand was next) You will not speak to my manager because i fucking quit go fuck your self you miserable bitch." i then took off my work shirt walked in to the back office tossed it and my name tag on the desk clocked out and left.
"The Phantom Shitter" Is what we called it in the Navy when someone would leave turds in random places. It happened when the ship I was on was in the shipyard going through a refit. also V!
Can't believe these stores are making regular employee clean up poop and throw up. We have people at work trained to clean up dangerous chemicals and they have really awesome protective gears. Still, they will not touch poop and throw up. The person that does it has to clean it up.
Just so yall know your legally allowed to defend yourself. You will lose your job but the person fighting you will get their ass beaten. I think thats worth
3:39 reminds me of the place I used to work, even if anyone did clean something up, they always left the bucket full of crap in it right next to the sink instead of just dumping it out (not actual crap, but you know what I mean). So many people in this world would make it such a better place if they just didn’t exist..
Cam! I work a shit gas station chain. Based in Morgantown WV. I work for a branch in PA howerver and we are told to not follow the governors orders and when customers without a mask came in. We were to NOT kick them out which was going against orders from the Governors. They don't want to loose money. We're working by ourselves on evening and night shifts to save on hours. We're selling Hand Santizer for 11$ a bottle when it should be like 3$ or 5$ And the hand sanitizer we're to use is expired and has been for over 3 years. It's like the warehouse has so much that they don't want to buy new product. Plus they've provided like 10 masks through all this entire lockdown and bullshit. There's a lot more too but this country is #ProfitsOverPeople
Actually, the whole world is profit over people. But, yes, the US is terrible too. And, yet, people are so fucking stupid and politically divided that they are distracted and pointing fingers at each other instead of the criminals on both sides in government, or the corporations that have WAY too much power. The elite are succeeding because the people are too fucking stupid. This is why I am centrist. It isn't hard. The constitution is SUPREME LAW with no exceptions, EVER. And the people are superior and should get superior treatment over a damn servant. People have forgotten what this country is supposed to be. It's absolutely pathetic and embarrassing.
I worked at chucky cheese during high school. Kid peed in the ball pit, when I told my Mgr about it, he just said to get a broom and stir it around!, STIR...IT...AROUND. are you freaking kidding me? That was disgusting. Anyways...I never let my kids play in a ball pit to this day.
I worked at Walmart, I have two 💩 stories. One was a man bringing in his pup, must of not taken the pup to a bush or grass because the pup did a long dashed poop long. Only got 10ft past the brick entrance before getting kicked out. The second is that a grown ass man poped a squat in the middle of the pasta isle and took a shit, he had his family with him, they just walked off like nothing happened
I was in a Wal's years ago and looking at the bloody mary mixes and one type was just .... clear? I was like ... Hm, maybe it's some trendy thing, tastes like bloody mary but is clear, or something? I finally decided I'll pop a bottle and see, and did so, and it was just water. I told them at customer service and they didn't care. Weird.
Nah,,,,, I’m going to Publix’s from now on!! Walmart is of the devil!!! 🤦🏽♂️ and I worked in retail and I had to run a few old guys out the store due to harassing my younger women coworkers. Lawd have mercy on anyone that works in public retail 🤦🏽♂️😒
I was an ASM (I guess ASL in modern lingo) at GameStop in the early to mid 2000s. After seeing these videos I realize it actually wasn't so bad only having to worry about getting a reasonable amount of GI subs and reservations, which I never thought I would ever say. Yikes . . .
At my job our bathroom is for employees only so this guy comes in asks to use bathroom I say no but the sandwich place next door has a bathroom he then leaves returns with his shorts covered in piss and proceeds to tell everyone that he's sorry about his odor but I wouldn't let him use the bathroom. So we have a grown man blaming me for peeing his shorts. Fantastic.
when I worked at mcds someone came thru drive thru and ordered ice cream cones. they paid with bill that had pic of Washington with 20's in corners. once they realized I knew it was fake they threw ice cream cones at me lol
It is just absolutely unbelievable that there are humans out there that are completely ok with completely spraying down an aisle at Walmart with their diarrhea. I'd love to listen to that thought process lol.
I worked at a Wal-Mart during a summer and on 2 separate occasions me and my friend who worked in the Electronics department saw people getting/giving BJ's in their cars on our way to our vehicals to go home. Walmart doesnt like employees parking near the doors, so id always park way down, which apparantly is the perfect place to "do the deed.".
Years ago I went into McDonalds with my family and some lady's kid in front of us threw up all over the floor then she put kid on the counter sitting. Some guy came in barefoot and slipped in it and then fell in it. I was laughing so hard.
@@dindog22 Not just poop though disgusting loose diarrhea yikes! I have to admit I laughed a lot I feel so sorry for these people but you know tragedy plus time equals comedy. Also it's funnier when something happens to somebody who isn't you.
Glad I decided to look at the comments before I continued watching the video. Thank you for saving the taste of my meal with your sacrifice. You are a true hero.
8:18 Woman: *drinks* Employee: *giggles* Woman: What did you do to my drink?! Employee: I- hehh. I- heh.. Woman: YOU *WHAT?* Employee: You ask for 3 ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in 4!
I worked in entertainment in about 50 different amusement parks. I haven’t heard any ball crawl stories yet. Imagine anything you have mentioned injected, poured, vomited, excreted or dumped into the ball crawl. They are the most disgusting places in the world. If you can imagine it, it’s been left with the balls!
This is both disgusting and hilarious. After days of endless end of the world as we know it news, I really needed something to make me laugh. Your delivery is brilliant and makes it so much funnier.
Hey, maybe as part of your call to action at the end you can encourage people to organize and share their stories, good or bad, of these attempts. It might be less depressing?
Emeka Ekwulugo I immediately knew it was a joke before I even clicked on the video bro. Also, he put retail horror stories in the title. So what exactly is clickbait?
hahahaa that Starbucks one...when i worked at McDs there was this annoying person who came through the drivethru a lot who only wanted like...2-3 ice cubes in their drink, and when they were being particularly rude i'd put in 4 or 5.
I had to apologize at GameStop and same thing. Gift card was given to a customer because him and another customer almost got into a fist fight in the back of the store during the call of duty midnight launch. The fight was all over online guy had one of the special editions and wouldn’t sell it to the other person. -_- because it was my/Gamestop’s fault
"smashing pissers" is actually a new phrase to me. It makes me laugh like hell though like most of these stories do. I feel bad for the people but it's good to know at least they got the hell out of most of jobs or the very least are content with their lot in life so It's okay I guess.
My only poo story is tame. A old guy in a cowboy hat came up to the counter when I was working at Good Times. he said, "Some asshole overflowed the toilet." I said, "Well... That stands to reason." Went and checked... found nothing. So it resolved well.
And I will never go to walmart again. I heard about but really never believed it. If someone tried to hit me with a shit sock it would be a murder charge.
Wow, you know it's bad when the sex in the toy aisle story is the tamest and least nasty of all the tales. Some of the folks in those tales need to be involuntarily committed and the other need to be taken out back to the woodshed.
didnt know you had a cat! kept seeing its tail over your shoulder. then you finally addressed the cat. the furbaby was trying to tell you a story... or tell you it threw up, since that was the topic
Everything that these employer's are doing is against federal law. If you get hit by a customer and you get fired. Thats against federal law. You cannot fire an employee b.c they got attacked by a customer. Fuck people please defend your legal rights.
Listen dude these stories are starting to seem far-fetched. You're telling me that there are a whole bunch of people just committing these biohazards and law enforcement doesn't get involved or there's no security cameras you know?
When you work in retail long enough, these don't seem far-fetched. I've debated about sending him some of my own experiences which aren't far off from these unfortunately. >.>
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Wow, that opening is exactly how my last 3 ex's have started their last conversation with me.
Swear to g
Lol. Common denominator. You. Looool
I’m sorry I shouldn’t be laughing but I am 😂
Your last 3 ex's started the conversation "Hey Camelot331 here..."?
Roflmao
I have a great Walmart story for ya.
I walked in and noticed a mess in the self checkout. It was liquid detergent. I thought oh someone dropped their detergent that sucks.
Then in the frozen food section I noticed an associate helping a lady cleaning up her cart. It was dripping with liquid detergent. I thought man people are having a hard time with detergent today. When I passed by the detergent aisle two associate's were cleaning up puddles of detergent.
So I decided to ask what the issue was with detergent. Apparently some kid had unscrewed every lid to every liquid detergent bottle without being noticed.
Detergent is the 2nd most hard thing to clean up, paint is the first and way more time consuming
Wow... that's actually a great prank to play on a Walmart you hate and want to get revenge on ;) duly noted!
@@pepethepatriot7524 The people working there, and the random customers, don't deserve this
Guess the kid forced the store to clean its floors? In these times that might be a plus. It could’ve been poo....
@@brutalhonesty07
🤣🤣🤣 That is a brutal April fool's joke DAMN.
This is the problem with retail, higher ups basically say let the customers do what they want, and treat them like royalty, so when someone with common sense sees a customer doing something they obviously shouldn't, the customer starts throwing a fit like a 5 year old, and its always the employees fault. (speaking from experience of course)
I have one for you. Years ago I worked for a thrift store in the office. The office was separate from the store and there were two bathroom. There were HUGE signs in the store stating that there were NO public restrooms, however time after time we would find customers in these restrooms. We in the office would complain because there wasn't supposed to be customers in the office area because it was no secure. The store employees would say that management of the store required them to allow these customers in. One day I went to use the restroom only to find it occupied by yet another customer. This customer of size came out of the restroom and smeared shit all over the toilet. Over the seat, under the seat and across the back of the toilet. I don't know how, but the room now smelled to high heaven. We had to close the restroom for over an hour because of this.
There was also the time I could have picked up a free kid at the store. This store also took donations for AMVETS so I would use this store to donate some of my stuff to. One Saturday, I was unloading a bunch of old clothes outside the store when I heard a woman screaming that this kid. The child was about three years old. This woman tells the kid to just stand there in the middle of the sidewalk and started to walk away. This sidewalk was in the city and very crowded. I just decided to stand there want watch the kid because I was concerned about her. Every time she would start to follow her mother, the mom would turn around and screamed at her to stop and stand right there. When the cow (and I don't just mean her attitude, the woman was the size of a house) got to the end of the block, she screamed at her kid to move her ass. This happened about 20 years ago and I still think about the emotional damage that woman did. The sidewalk was so crowded that anyone could have snatched the kid and she wouldn't have been able to do anything about it. It still bothers me to this day.
I have worked as a retail facility manager for several large retail clothing chains. What blows me away is the amount people that pee and poop in dressing rooms.
I have experienced some messed up things from retail, and these types of stories are why I avoid people in general.
I have worked at a few minimum wage places, and its always generally the same thing, horrible people, crap everywhere, everything is broken
Camelot: I can’t even read!
As he finishes reading a story flawlessly.
Happy Tobus the last story he said clocking in but the words on the screen said clocking out lol .he a bit rusty
I love this guy and am sure in normal times he could make it big as a voice actor.
The white lady who freaked out at Starbucks was definitely a textbook Karen.
Yeah definitely a Karen yeah definitely yeah definitely a Karen and 10 minutes to wappner
Well, some people like the thrill of the risk of doing it in a public place. Could think of a better option than a toy aisle though. Can you imagine a kid walking by while this was going on. That's a wild way to learn about the birds and the bees.
Petty, horrific people. Thank God most people are ok
These are just big reasons why i worked 1 retail job and NEVER again. This happened back in 2015 so the details are a bit fuzzy but from what i remember this is how my last day went. I worked at a convinence store lets call its -4 (which you get when you subtract 11 from 7), This Karen and her nasty Spawn came in about 15 minutes before my shift ended(I worked Graveyard so 10PM-7AM). The Spawn proceded to grab handful after handful of candies and when its mother told him no he proceded to throw them across the store all while screaming bloody murder(breaking open several of them and spilling skittles and starbursts all over the floor). Karen did NOTHING about this while she was staring at the Coffee bar with what i can only assume is the Karen vein pulse. She came to the counter and started to yell at me for not stopping ringing up the other customers and coming over to make her coffee for her and not cleaning up her precious angels mess. I was tired and just done with that underpaying under appriciative job, I rang up the last customer who gave me the " im so sorry" look before he left. As soon as the door closed behind him and this karen threw an empty coffee cup at me something in me snapped. I picked up the cup slammed it on the counter and yelled " You know what fuck you C^!T and your stupid fucking demon child this isnt fucking starbucks and im not your god damn maid, ( ive seen enough of horrers of Retail or R/RetailHell to know the manager demand was next) You will not speak to my manager because i fucking quit go fuck your self you miserable bitch." i then took off my work shirt walked in to the back office tossed it and my name tag on the desk clocked out and left.
If this is Earth, no wonder the aliens don’t touch ground.
The world has gone to hell..
"The Phantom Shitter" Is what we called it in the Navy when someone would leave turds in random places. It happened when the ship I was on was in the shipyard going through a refit. also V!
Do a video on the way us restaurant employees are treated
Can't believe these stores are making regular employee clean up poop and throw up. We have people at work trained to clean up dangerous chemicals and they have really awesome protective gears. Still, they will not touch poop and throw up. The person that does it has to clean it up.
Just so yall know your legally allowed to defend yourself. You will lose your job but the person fighting you will get their ass beaten. I think thats worth
3:39 reminds me of the place I used to work, even if anyone did clean something up, they always left the bucket full of crap in it right next to the sink instead of just dumping it out (not actual crap, but you know what I mean). So many people in this world would make it such a better place if they just didn’t exist..
Camelot, I will send you a Buffalo Wild Wings story that you won't believe. Please read it, I am a huge fan
I want to hear it too!
Saaame. I have friends who work there
Nah, don't you dare ruin B-dubs for me!
Let me guess does it involve diarrhea 🤣🤣🤣
@@JohnDoe-kv3kd LMAOOOOO MAJOR FACTS 😂
Cam! I work a shit gas station chain. Based in Morgantown WV. I work for a branch in PA howerver and we are told to not follow the governors orders and when customers without a mask came in. We were to NOT kick them out which was going against orders from the Governors. They don't want to loose money. We're working by ourselves on evening and night shifts to save on hours. We're selling Hand Santizer for 11$ a bottle when it should be like 3$ or 5$ And the hand sanitizer we're to use is expired and has been for over 3 years. It's like the warehouse has so much that they don't want to buy new product. Plus they've provided like 10 masks through all this entire lockdown and bullshit. There's a lot more too but this country is #ProfitsOverPeople
Actually, the whole world is profit over people. But, yes, the US is terrible too. And, yet, people are so fucking stupid and politically divided that they are distracted and pointing fingers at each other instead of the criminals on both sides in government, or the corporations that have WAY too much power. The elite are succeeding because the people are too fucking stupid.
This is why I am centrist. It isn't hard. The constitution is SUPREME LAW with no exceptions, EVER. And the people are superior and should get superior treatment over a damn servant. People have forgotten what this country is supposed to be. It's absolutely pathetic and embarrassing.
I worked at chucky cheese during high school. Kid peed in the ball pit, when I told my Mgr about it, he just said to get a broom and stir it around!, STIR...IT...AROUND. are you freaking kidding me? That was disgusting.
Anyways...I never let my kids play in a ball pit to this day.
I worked at Walmart, I have two 💩 stories.
One was a man bringing in his pup, must of not taken the pup to a bush or grass because the pup did a long dashed poop long. Only got 10ft past the brick entrance before getting kicked out.
The second is that a grown ass man poped a squat in the middle of the pasta isle and took a shit, he had his family with him, they just walked off like nothing happened
That woman in the Starbucks story must've been a Karen.
Me: thinking the beginning was going to be about depression
Camelot: these stories are crazy
Directed by m. Night shyamalan
I was in a Wal's years ago and looking at the bloody mary mixes and one type was just .... clear? I was like ... Hm, maybe it's some trendy thing, tastes like bloody mary but is clear, or something? I finally decided I'll pop a bottle and see, and did so, and it was just water. I told them at customer service and they didn't care. Weird.
Nah,,,,, I’m going to Publix’s from now on!! Walmart is of the devil!!! 🤦🏽♂️ and I worked in retail and I had to run a few old guys out the store due to harassing my younger women coworkers. Lawd have mercy on anyone that works in public retail 🤦🏽♂️😒
I was an ASM (I guess ASL in modern lingo) at GameStop in the early to mid 2000s. After seeing these videos I realize it actually wasn't so bad only having to worry about getting a reasonable amount of GI subs and reservations, which I never thought I would ever say. Yikes . . .
At my job our bathroom is for employees only so this guy comes in asks to use bathroom I say no but the sandwich place next door has a bathroom he then leaves returns with his shorts covered in piss and proceeds to tell everyone that he's sorry about his odor but I wouldn't let him use the bathroom. So we have a grown man blaming me for peeing his shorts. Fantastic.
Why do these entitled a-holes not realize throwing anything at someone's face is assault?
when I worked at mcds someone came thru drive thru and ordered ice cream cones. they paid with bill that had pic of Washington with 20's in corners. once they realized I knew it was fake they threw ice cream cones at me lol
It is just absolutely unbelievable that there are humans out there that are completely ok with completely spraying down an aisle at Walmart with their diarrhea. I'd love to listen to that thought process lol.
Shit sock hitter?! Damn. When I was working retail at Target the meme was the Seismic Milk Gallon Toss
As the person whose siblings have barfed in public places and the parents didn’t clean it up, I’m sorry..
I worked at a Wal-Mart during a summer and on 2 separate occasions me and my friend who worked in the Electronics department saw people getting/giving BJ's in their cars on our way to our vehicals to go home. Walmart doesnt like employees parking near the doors, so id always park way down, which apparantly is the perfect place to "do the deed.".
Liar.
My theory on the shit spray is that they were wearing shorts and just pulled them aside, letting loose.
LMFAO!
Or a skirt with no undies. That seems like it would be the easiest exit route.
How we know the story will be epic: "I work at Walmart..."
It frightens me that there is a hair salon in Walmart.
Years ago I went into McDonalds with my family and some lady's kid in front of us threw up all over the floor then she put kid on the counter sitting. Some guy came in barefoot and slipped in it and then fell in it. I was laughing so hard.
GG GG not funny at all weirdo.
6:30 An engineer can't figure out basic capitalization and how to conjugate "ring?" I call BS on that last sentence.
That last one was one invitation away from a penthouse column 😭😭😭
I probably shouldn't have watched this while I was eating WHAT WAS I THNKING
That had to suck. I pity you.
He needs to have poop warning at the beginning of EVERY episode.
same. just so much poop in this one
@@dindog22
Not just poop though disgusting loose diarrhea yikes!
I have to admit I laughed a lot I feel so sorry for these people but you know tragedy plus time equals comedy.
Also it's funnier when something happens to somebody who isn't you.
Glad I decided to look at the comments before I continued watching the video. Thank you for saving the taste of my meal with your sacrifice. You are a true hero.
If your girlfriend says "fuck me, right now", are you going to refuse just because you are in the back of a Walmart?
Every retail horror story : There was poop, puke, and people who don't care, and or mad about it.
I am not shopping in person at a Walmart ever again. God knows what may be on the product you just purchased.
3:00 Sounds like it's a Pooptergeist.
8:18
Woman: *drinks*
Employee: *giggles*
Woman: What did you do to my drink?!
Employee: I- hehh. I- heh..
Woman: YOU *WHAT?*
Employee: You ask for 3 ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in 4!
5:12 What is wrong with these people?! Why is it always has to do something with shit?
I worked in entertainment in about 50 different amusement parks. I haven’t heard any ball crawl stories yet. Imagine anything you have mentioned injected, poured, vomited, excreted or dumped into the ball crawl. They are the most disgusting places in the world. If you can imagine it, it’s been left with the balls!
This is both disgusting and hilarious. After days of endless end of the world as we know it news, I really needed something to make me laugh. Your delivery is brilliant and makes it so much funnier.
Hey Camelot, the shit sock Olympics of 2020 is just around the corner. Needs to be organized for any walmart any time!
I don't dislike small children. I dislike their parents.
Hey, maybe as part of your call to action at the end you can encourage people to organize and share their stories, good or bad, of these attempts. It might be less depressing?
“Camelot331 here and OH MY GOD”
Cody dammit lmao. I thought you were gonna tell us you were sick or something happened to your mom. Well played. 😎
He's getting into click bait territory :/
Emeka Ekwulugo I immediately knew it was a joke before I even clicked on the video bro. Also, he put retail horror stories in the title. So what exactly is clickbait?
@@basedmek I didn't think it was clickbait. :)
You should do a Halloween special like the Simpsons called Halloween Retail Horror!
If someone threw something at my face, I would 100% just call the cops right then and there.
Love it Cody 😀 keep them coming please tour doing gods work 🙏
The Wal's with the easter-egg turds, that must be the one Chuck Mangione was living in.
But in the toy aisle, thats screwed up. Damn the sock slapper lol
Such a mood. Can you sleep? No. Can you eat? .......hell yes.
Congrats on your new personal best on RE3 last night btw!
hahahaa that Starbucks one...when i worked at McDs there was this annoying person who came through the drivethru a lot who only wanted like...2-3 ice cubes in their drink, and when they were being particularly rude i'd put in 4 or 5.
That opening was the best
The Starbucks story was the rare incredible karen!
I am so glad I decided to watch this before dinner.
I find your content entertaining, never underestimate the stupidity of some in our society. XD
Egg and his Egg wife just literally breaking them eggs right there in the aisle, Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all week.
I had to apologize at GameStop and same thing. Gift card was given to a customer because him and another customer almost got into a fist fight in the back of the store during the call of duty midnight launch. The fight was all over online guy had one of the special editions and wouldn’t sell it to the other person. -_- because it was my/Gamestop’s fault
10:36 Camelot's a freak 😏
That first story really crack me out lol
"smashing pissers" is actually a new phrase to me.
It makes me laugh like hell though like most of these stories do.
I feel bad for the people but it's good to know at least they got the hell out of most of jobs or the very least are content with their lot in life so
It's okay I guess.
My only poo story is tame. A old guy in a cowboy hat came up to the counter when I was working at Good Times. he said, "Some asshole overflowed the toilet." I said, "Well... That stands to reason." Went and checked... found nothing. So it resolved well.
And I will never go to walmart again. I heard about but really never believed it. If someone tried to hit me with a shit sock it would be a murder charge.
Wow, you know it's bad when the sex in the toy aisle story is the tamest and least nasty of all the tales. Some of the folks in those tales need to be involuntarily committed and the other need to be taken out back to the woodshed.
Where do we send these stories I was a housekeeper for a cruise line and boy do I got a story for you.
Pooping in a sock is called a Hot Karl
Why does everyone have to sh*t in a store? Like, even the store has bathrooms. I'm so lost.
Lol
Whats sleep??
Love ya cody,
Also, Zoenicoletv says hi
See u next stream fam
I half expected you to say RAID SHADOW LEGENDS lmao
Assbath! AHAHHAHAA!! Cody you are GOLD-don't ever change!
omg lol "egg and his egg wife" lol rofl "smashing pissers" !! funniest shit ever !!!!
These stories make me root for the virus and failing that nuclear Armageddon.
And to think I feel bad when I skip a shower 1 day out of the week
Oooh, new Camelot video! --- Oh no, he's breaking up with me. Oh.. Nope. Puke and shit stories at lunch time! Rad! Keep doing what you do man.
I love your videos I have stories from when I worked at a pizza place called little Caesars
Can't believe I've been baited with my little brain
More clickbait
3:50 V
I have no idea how you do these, I'm glad my stint in retail was nothing like these stories.
Lol. Having sex in public is pretty normal, that couple just took it to a another level.
Eat? Sleep? Sh*t? Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad! Lol
didnt know you had a cat! kept seeing its tail over your shoulder. then you finally addressed the cat. the furbaby was trying to tell you a story... or tell you it threw up, since that was the topic
Everything that these employer's are doing is against federal law. If you get hit by a customer and you get fired. Thats against federal law. You cannot fire an employee b.c they got attacked by a customer. Fuck people please defend your legal rights.
Almost hit dislike cause the horror stories. But I remembered they are real and your just reading. I hit the like button
Why is there no bong rip when you do the big inhale, Camelot? I feel unrepresented!!! lol
5:30 you literally almost killed me from laughter
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Me in the beginning: This won't be too bad
Me at the first story: 🤢
Listen dude these stories are starting to seem far-fetched. You're telling me that there are a whole bunch of people just committing these biohazards and law enforcement doesn't get involved or there's no security cameras you know?
They've been far-fetched. Idiots are lapping it up.
You guys have had an easy life lol
When you work in retail long enough, these don't seem far-fetched. I've debated about sending him some of my own experiences which aren't far off from these unfortunately. >.>
@@Andricus1 take it they have never worked for the police either. Life changing. Im actually scared of the dumbness of the general publuc these days
"Sh*t sock game". Milk out the nose....yow.
Good job at curbing all those damn Barney Rubble laughs! Good vid!