CrunchyFrog the thing is that the mod creators didn’t choose it, they ran it through google translate dozens of times from language to language, and google translate isn’t that accurate so it comes out weirdly
@@natelover3000 It's actually very accurate from language to language (at least for major languages like German, Spanish, French, and to a lesser extent Russian, Polish, Chinese), but over many languages - especially the less-supported ones - the imperfections start to accumulate, and the end result ends up being extremely cryptic.
@@maxkho00 It isn't even due to occasional poor translations. Some languages literally don't have the capacity to convey the same meaning as others when translated.
@@GenericGeeza FALSE! In the original manga, You find out in the fourth arc that Jim and Kevin are actually the same person, but with split personalities. The reason that Kevin plays Jim in his videos is to appease his other personality, Jim. This helps him remain in his Kevin form longer. You would KNOW this if you were a REAL Kevin fan. SMH >.>
I've watched enough of Kevin's game videos to know his brain wouldn't endure two hours plus of a single play through. In fact I could already hear it moaning; "fek this shite Kevin, we need a beer" by the end of this video.
@@anniedangerface are you sure you never had any feelings though? jeez, the more comments i make the more i sound like a default conspiracy theorist that believes you're faking it also, we meet again, you amazing person😤
why tho? Just don't talk to Rodrigo, he's always accusing me of being Grognak in disguise which clearly is very untrue. Just another conspiracy theory... >.> And how dare you, you intelligent hilarious person 😡
Thank for putting in the subtitles yourself Kevin since you couldn't find the option to do that in settings. Doing so took extra time that you weren't required to do, but it made viewing easier for people who have trouble hearing. Thanks for doing that
Around me, the familiar faces surrounding me are, Worn down buildings, the buildings are worn down, Water from eyes are filling up my glass, Expressions? None. I have never seen an expression, Can you find a funny? Find me a sad, dreaming of dying is a little bit fun. _n o t v e r y s a n e g l o b e_
2:14 is so deep. He says other guy hurts him and the scientist says leave me to justice because he finally understands hurting him is not going to make him love the scientist.
"Gordon, your clothes should be comfortable for you." Shouldn't they be for everybody? 😌 But the more important lesson I learned, is propably: "Winning won't buy me a beer." Damnit! Why not? 😐
@@kronykaal3824 Well... this was actually helpful. 😄 I still wonder why winning won't buy me a beer, though? Is it because Google drank it all while translating and there is non left? 🤔
@@marymelancholia1838 np. I played this game so many times now, I almost know every line by heart. Also, winning won't buy you a beer, because it buys you vodka.
*clicks destroy the game button* "In a shocking turn of events today, Valve, the juggernaut game company that owns the largest PC game sales service in the world, has mysteriously disappeared. When asked for comment, one fan simply said 'I knew Half Life 3 was never coming out.'"
I’m in shock he didn’t say “and today we’re doing something a little bit different” because ... Kevin speaking in Russian seems a little but different to me...
0:01 russians at this moment be like *"Ну здарова, Кевин. Как дела, че делаешь? Халф лайф проходишь? Красава чё. Игра легендарная, так что тебе в нее приятно будет сыграть Спасибо, что на русском представился, приятно"*
I love how sometimes you can hear the confusion in the voice actor's voices when they have to read their lines
"Samosa was the... Purpose of suffering?"
HardGore/ / time stamp
WHERE IS THE S H A Q T U S
@@albanianfish "Cesaro"
@@lo0neyt0ons44 Not in Kevin's video. "A Jolly Wangcore" made a video of this mod, and it was in his video. Don't know how Kevin missed this.
Google Half Life: "this game allows you to hear"
Me, who's deaf: :D
Google Half Life, not even a minute later: "REMOVE THE DISABLED"
Me: D:
WHY DO YOU NOT HEAR
WE TRIED TO ADVICE
Good you won't be able to hear me break into your house
@@jfk8745 buddy i'll leave the door unlocked, just wear a mask when you steal my stuff
@@lruth4808 I always wear a mask, how do you think I haven't been caught
"the elevator has been closed. but still comes up." reads like one of those bad motivational instagram posts
my brain
Or just something that InspiroBot says
"The light inside has broken, but I still work" - Some random defective vending machine
Address hot
exactly
"Winning wont buy me a beer" is one of the most cuttingly real statements Ive ever heard from an NPC
It sounds like something from skyrim
"Unfortunately there was a free man"
When someone escapes Jim Pickens basement
“Oh no there is a free man!”
-Jim Pickens
"Unfortunately, there was a free man" What Jim Pickens says about everyone not in the knitting basement yet
Or the vault or the painting room or the other vault.
This game is in Turg speak.
Turg turg turg turg
TURG TURG TURG TURG
LMFAOOO DEADASS 💀💀💀
ITS ME
turg
"Look for the maid" is probably "look for server" which makes sense when you think about it lol.
That... makes a certain sense.
Although personally I would have gone with "Look for the waiter" ;-)
Big brain
CrunchyFrog the thing is that the mod creators didn’t choose it, they ran it through google translate dozens of times from language to language, and google translate isn’t that accurate so it comes out weirdly
@@natelover3000 It's actually very accurate from language to language (at least for major languages like German, Spanish, French, and to a lesser extent Russian, Polish, Chinese), but over many languages - especially the less-supported ones - the imperfections start to accumulate, and the end result ends up being extremely cryptic.
@@maxkho00 It isn't even due to occasional poor translations. Some languages literally don't have the capacity to convey the same meaning as others when translated.
"We have to remove the disabled"
Me in the wheelchair:
"Welp, guess I'll be going now"
1:00 "This game allows you to hear"
People before Half-life existed: "..."
More like leave you deaf.
I also left some hidden glasses."
My mind when I can't find where I put my glasses.
Plot twist, it's on your head
yes brain, we left the glasses, but w h e r e.
Brain: hidden glasses.
I can relate to this. All my senses just disappear without my glasses on.
My humour is destroyed because of comments like these I stg
Surprise scavenger hunt for my glasses
Kevin's editing is getting so good, that I can barely see Jim holding him at gunpoint
*The Great Leader Jim Pickens* isnt, he is above Kevin using the puppet strings to get Kevin to move, the poster must be correct
This is A really good comment
This comment is great for when you are early because it can work on literally all of Kevin’s videos. Its so versatile.
ey you cant forget @kippesoep001 and @tropicalfreeze2 who also helped edit(;
@@GenericGeeza FALSE! In the original manga, You find out in the fourth arc that Jim and Kevin are actually the same person, but with split personalities. The reason that Kevin plays Jim in his videos is to appease his other personality, Jim. This helps him remain in his Kevin form longer.
You would KNOW this if you were a REAL Kevin fan. SMH >.>
I imagine this is what all language looks and sounds like for Turg
555th like
Turg like funny word
669th like, noice
@@britishempire2326 I was 670
yes
“This game allows you to hear”
Finally. A game that’s inclusive for deaf people.
Remove tHe DisAblEd"
But first you must, REMOVE THE DISABLED
@@DuncanDonutzRAWRXD Indeed, how can you learn to function/sense/see when youre *ALrEadY rEmOvED*
o
The sentence “Why didn’t you hear? We tried to advice” and Kevin’s response is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time
"Climb the mountain to start spinning"
- Inspirational quote writers
It sounds like something Inspirobot would put out
that guy was totes inspired by The Sound Of Music, where she runs up the mountain and spins, singing 'the hills are alive' lol.
mmmmm
You know, I think this version of Half-Life is more accurate to the brain trauma Gordon must have suffered during the resonance cascade.
You do have a point
"Half-Life, but Gordon's brain has been microwaved by the resonance cascade"
@@adamk203 he does get hit by a beam 2 times
"Sorry, this is going to be a long video folks"
Yeah, as if that would ever be a BAD thing
I would really enjoy a stream of this
I've watched enough of Kevin's game videos to know his brain wouldn't endure two hours plus of a single play through. In fact I could already hear it moaning; "fek this shite Kevin, we need a beer" by the end of this video.
Dark Star winning won’t buy me a beer
@@xplatypus516 i have hidden some glasses
@@Mikoeditsfr lol, I don’t even remember writing that comment
This video is what English sounds like to non-English speakers.
Or the gibberish of schizophrenics xD
Or how people who don't speak English try to write English on Discord.
Or how people who don’t write English try to speak English on Discord.
@@Runescapevidproducer You didnt even try to hide that you stole that comment from Sleepy Goose
@@Packle. Reread the comment and come back to me on that one.
"You feel like you are in the barrel today" does sound like it could be a saying.
“Please, leave me to justice.”
~Batman
" I ' m
B a t m a n "
~Batman
i have never played half-life so this is my first impression of such a well known game, thank you kevin, i think
Your username makes me feel some type of way.
And that's saying something, cuz usually I feel nothing
Default Default nice to meet someone with such an interesting name
watch half life but the ai is self aware
@@plumchicken Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Hello brother
“Something is dead here.” Yes, Kevin’s soul.
As well as mine
Soul? You mean black hole?
Emma Nobel - I suppose mine too, although if you never had any feelings to begin with is it even possible for your soul to be dead?
@@anniedangerface are you sure you never had any feelings though? jeez, the more comments i make the more i sound like a default conspiracy theorist that believes you're faking it
also, we meet again, you amazing person😤
why tho? Just don't talk to Rodrigo, he's always accusing me of being Grognak in disguise which clearly is very untrue. Just another conspiracy theory... >.>
And how dare you, you intelligent hilarious person 😡
“If you use the microwave a few times the casserole inside will explode”
- Ps1 Hagrid
Thank you, PS1 Hagrid! Very cool!
You missed on of the best part.
"What does our device do?"
"Havnt decided yet."
Also the intro credit "Your mother is a bucket"
"Well...I WILL EMBRACE YOU"
Napkin story
tahts why the resonace cascade happened
lol
“I’m probably better off dead, I don’t understand anybody in this world” damn kevin. that hit a lil too close to home.
uff
R/imKevinAndThisIsDeep
are... you okay, bud? did you wanna talk about it?
"I am not daddy!" Daddy Kevin, 2020
“It is a new game,
Download the game,
*Look for the maid* “
That escalated quickly
REPORT my next comment
@@yeaman8111 Why?
@@GenericGeeza she spams links
Whitefury55 Gaming Some bot copied their name and has been posting spam comments
Ok
Thank for putting in the subtitles yourself Kevin since you couldn't find the option to do that in settings. Doing so took extra time that you weren't required to do, but it made viewing easier for people who have trouble hearing. Thanks for doing that
_"he is trying to kill me"_
- *any NPC that meets Kevin ever*
Kevin after killing someone: "Oh that's so uncomfortable; all the noise and everything."
Around me, the familiar faces surrounding me are,
Worn down buildings, the buildings are worn down,
Water from eyes are filling up my glass,
Expressions? None. I have never seen an expression,
Can you find a funny? Find me a sad,
dreaming of dying is a little bit fun.
_n o t v e r y s a n e g l o b e_
“remove the disabled”
Christ... ._. This mod
It used to say “Remove the crippled”, not sure why they changed it.
Is it really that bad to say?
I mean, didn't the UK wanna cut the homeless people in half?
cicero freyman will first remove the crippled
Oh god my life is in danger then
Didn't know Kevin sounds so different when he speaks russian
It sounded like a woman but that's probably my imagination
Kevin's intro are insane enough
He kinda sounds like default
@@samanthastone8277 no can't be, way too much emotion
Timestamp? I'm about halfway through the video
2:14 "He is trying to hurt me" That NPC must know Kevin :P
“The creepy man in the lab coat is chasing me”
Famous last word
2:14 is so deep. He says other guy hurts him and the scientist says leave me to justice because he finally understands hurting him is not going to make him love the scientist.
omg😢
"Kyevin"
- Google Translate, 2020
“Kyevin” - Kyevin, 2020
кевин
How to fake Russian- put a Y in front of every E.
@adam goessl “Kyevin” - Googlye Translatye, 20020
I speak enough Russian to sing this song almost perfectly th-cam.com/video/rDiblycb7uQ/w-d-xo.html
“I am not daddy”
*False*
‘Tis very very very false
true
Is he baby
Malu no that’s Turg
Whats with peoples obsession with calling youtubers daddy. Its creepy and awkward.
I was LAUGHING my ass off, PLEASE do another episode! Or multiple!!! The SOUNDS I MADE
"despite what the youtube comments are saying, i am not daddy"
okay, whatever you say, daddy.
spell it right its dady lol
Nobody:
A 5th grader trying to sound smart: "I'm not sure how to come to the knowledge being ready to assist to establish a fruitful and unwind."
"REMOVE THE DISABLED"
Hayte cryme
"Gordon, your clothes should be comfortable for you."
Shouldn't they be for everybody? 😌
But the more important lesson I learned, is propably: "Winning won't buy me a beer." Damnit! Why not? 😐
because barner need to win the alhocoal for the grogan for him the debt in the for him
The original line was: Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!
@@kronykaal3824 Well... this was actually helpful. 😄
I still wonder why winning won't buy me a beer, though? Is it because Google drank it all while translating and there is non left? 🤔
@@marymelancholia1838 np. I played this game so many times now, I almost know every line by heart.
Also, winning won't buy you a beer, because it buys you vodka.
@MashySpikePlate Hmmm... I think I'd like to meet this Jen
We need a version of this where Kevin’s commentary is also put through google translate.
"those who do not live on the medical board.... *TEST ROOM* "
"Destroy the game" you could just say uninstall like everyone else...
He physically throws the hard drive with the installed game into an active volcano.
ONLY IF UR SINGLE th-cam.com/video/F8M3wn7LTDY/w-d-xo.html 🙄😘❤
Yup thank god everything else makes sense!
@@lonelyjessie8383 lol
@@ThePixel650 dislike and report me
Kevin fits in well with these fellows
Half life but for once I don’t “destroy the game”
It's the game that destroyed him
I absolutely lost it when Kevin read the sign about the important security guard in San Francisco
The dialogue still makes more sense than Dr. Coomer, Benry, and Tommy
Train announcer: If it is convenient to get off the bus, you must first remove the disabled.
Me: Jesus Christ, this mod got dark very quickly.
"I greet you with hey, person who is free and male"
Me approaching a potential date at the bar.
Kevin: “It might be easier for you if you’ve played this game before”
Me: fluent in half-life google translate because of many hours of game play
Kevin: "I used noclip"
Older Millenials and Gen X: "Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written."
The dedication from the voice actors of this is really impressive
"I am not daddy"
Press x to doubt
I want all the comments to just be gibberish like the characters.
What have I done
Really? I'll just meet you in the lap dance plataform
My people. The schizophrenia speak
Everything is fine (originally "Sure, no problem")
I am so sorry for the late notice but I'm not going to make any time to go.
Excuse me, is the elevator going to work?
This is what it feels like to talk to a fluent person after 10 years of language class
5:56 "Allow temptations" followed by "I am waiting for you" is the most indirect pick up line I've heard in my life
9:06 Half Life, but Kevin plays it like it’s DOOM
Kevin: I'm not Daddy
Myself: Riiiiiiiiiight
Getting some real Half Life VR AI vibes here. Kept expecting a 'Hello' Gordon' or demand for passports.
I came to the comment section looking for this comment. You have excellent taste, random Internet person!
Look, a reply! These can help us traverse pits, Gordon!
Me each time I see a security guard: Oh god no it’s him
Sunkist
ahaha same here though
Kevin is using reverse psychology. He wants us to keep calling him daddy
HL1 Security Guard: *approaches Kevin*
Me: *Passport Trauma intensifies*
Winning wont get him a beerbut it will get him a soda
Soda!@@mountainashtree
cringe
@@qee4617 k
Hello, Gordon!
FYI, it's "The Cicero" not "This is a Row". For some reason Gordon got translated to Cicero.
3:45 only Kevin can accidentally speedrun the game.
Alternate title: Half Life Gameplay Walkthrough Part 1 “gangnam style”
Another alternate title: So I installed half-life Google translate edition
“Hello! We did that!”
“I want to know!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that took me tf OUT 😭
Lord, what are they trying to say 😩😩😂
You have a gorgeous singing voice, and I also love your hair. I'm sorry to have to compliment you but it's what we do in this criminal cult
Default Default Ayyyy thank you so much! Plus your names default so this is a top tier compliment 😭
@@ItsMiccaelBoo but then shouldn't he be indifferent to your pretty hair? 🤔
Matthew Turnock Well, it's just so pretty that it even bypassed my inability to feel. For one small moment I had...emotions :O
Matthew Turnock gonna be honest, I half thought this was gonna be an r/wooosh moment for that exact reason 😂
I know almost all the actual dialogue off by heart so i feel like i’m having a stroke while watching this
*clicks destroy the game button*
"In a shocking turn of events today, Valve, the juggernaut game company that owns the largest PC game sales service in the world, has mysteriously disappeared. When asked for comment, one fan simply said 'I knew Half Life 3 was never coming out.'"
A part of me is miffed that this is his first experience with hl1 but only because he didn't blow up the casserole
Yeah, I was waiting for that as well.
"if it is convenient to get off the bus, you must first ReMOve tHe DisABleD"
Please play so much more of this. Thank you. Loved it.
"those who do not live on the medical board, test room" Words of Wisdom
"I am not daddy" -Daddy Kevin, 2020
Jesus if he was a game dev: this game allows you to hear.
I'm really hoping they got the voice actors off fiver, that adds a layer of confusion
It was just me, my wife, and my friend Nathan that did the voices, but MAN that would've been hilarious to pull off XD
BinkusTheTrinkus Thank you three for your service, this is hilarious.
Full playthrough or we remove the disabled
This *absolutely is not* the way to experience Half Life for the first time, but I'm very happy to see someone try to make sense of this.
"Look Gordon, Ropes! We can use these to cross large pits!"
*_HELP ME GORDON!_*
2:36 Now Kevin needs to add a character named Alejandro Freeman to his Sims series as a tribute 😂
wow, i was really surprised hearing my language in Kevin's video! )
"look Kevin, ropes! It can help us through big pits"
This feels like Tommy Wiseau voicing half life
The fact that the maker got people to voice act the nonsense was wonderful
"Unfortunately, there was a free man"
- Soviet government, 1950
- King George III, 1783
@@graypetcoyle You'll be back
- Jefferson Davis, 1865
I’m in shock he didn’t say “and today we’re doing something a little bit different” because ... Kevin speaking in Russian seems a little but different to me...
i havent seen kevin in ages and... holy shit is he hot with a beard
"I'm getting eaten by the ceiling!"
I lost it at that, this is my Half-Life internal monologue from now on. 🤣
3:30 "I am not daddy" sure, daddy.
Kevin: *plays any game*
The NPCs: "Heh heh, I'm in danger..."
More like "Ha ha, I will be removed soon."
2:13 - "He is trying to hurt me" - Me, everytime Kevin uploads a new video
Honestly this is the best channel out there, thanks Kevin!
He didn't bring his passport!
“Jungkook” -1:13
I’m not even into kpop but why tf is that there? 😂
Was anyone waiting for the guard to say "Do you have your passport?"
Gordon, I'm full.
@@-_.Melody._- legend xd
My next steps in life are clear, I must look for the maid, remove the disabled, and call Kevyn daddy. Daddy Kevin 👓
Me: hears Russian language in Kevin's video.
Also me: hearable confusion.
We absolutely need more episodes of this! Watching your reaction to each of the utterly silly translations makes it a thousand times better!
0:01
russians at this moment be like *"Ну здарова, Кевин. Как дела, че делаешь? Халф лайф проходишь? Красава чё. Игра легендарная, так что тебе в нее приятно будет сыграть Спасибо, что на русском представился, приятно"*