Under Siege Breakdown
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 พ.ค. 2021
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The joke about the tape being worn is so spot on . Gaurenteed my vhs copy blurs right there lmao 😂
You also get off on seeing Tommy Lee Jones stabbed in the head?
Uhhhhhhhhhhundred percent
Your use of "Annnnddd...action" is always perfectly timed.
- I'm tired of Steven Seagal, as an actor, being Under Siege. He's a real life badass. Now I'm not saying he's Above The Law, but he is definitely Hard To Kill, and if he was Out For Justice, you could consider yourself to be Marked For Death and On Deadly Ground. ..... Also... Ummm.... The Glimmer Man. 🤷🏻♂️
I heard one time he ate Taco Bell and it gave him Fire Down Below
🤣🤣🤣
@@afterburn123456 Oh really? I'd hate to imagine those Exit Wounds
@@afterburn123456that must’ve left him Half Past Dead
True Story! Seagal learned to cook in this movie and that is why he looks the way he does now.
Funny story. I was throat chopped by Colm Meaney at a con about 8 years ago. I wanted him to sign my bootleg Betamax copy of The Commitments. He gladly signed it then throat chopped me for committing video piracy. I'll never forget the words he screamed as the cops dragged me away, "Shove that in your bloody Lucky Charms ya bastard!"
Greatest moment of my life.
"and Roger Podacter" killed me
That one got an actual lol out of me
I get home from work and immediately see this. I'm as hard as a diamond right now, LET'S GO!!!
"Ryback is an expert in (insert skill here) just like Steven Seagal!" LOL. Classic
Awesome, as always! Now, you HAVE to do Under Siege 2 Dark Territory
You're so underrated dude!
You missed the part of Segal actually getting hurt. Must of been hard on his ego.
Your videos are so great! Love it!! Very well done!
Great review,Nerd.
Nonstop fun and laughter.
Hands down the best reviewer on all of TH-cam. Mad props
Been waiting on this one for a long time thank you.
6:46 this aged like fine wine 🍷 lmao
I don't know why this channel doesn't have more subscribers. These reviews are great.
Common misconception about the homemade kitchen bomb ( I thought the same myself) it was set for like a min, the power was turned off in the Galley. When Tommy Lee Jones and Gary busy come in you can hear the command" turn those lights on" that's what set the bomb
Ken from Street Fighter also played the White Cholo in 'Blood in Blood out'! Lol
I just explained this movie to someone yesterday "THATS THE WHOLE POINT, HE WASNT A COOK, HE SAVED HIS CO'S LIFE AND WAS PUT AS A COOK BC HES THE ONLY ONE HE TRUSTED NOT TO TAKE HIM OUT'
Finally !!!! I’ve waited months for this 😂
Been waiting on this one forever ...... needed a good laugh 😅
Bro where ya beeeeeeeen... beeeen dying waiting on this ... YEEEEEEET
This video was Amazing!
Not like I wasn't going to anyway after watching the Steven Seagal series, but the worn out VHS tape would've earned my subscription by itself.
The freezer? They do know the ship has a brig? With like MPs, cells, and everything?
I already know this will be gold
Every upload is a holiday for me and it's times like this that make me wish I had weed
Your best one ever!
I have never felt the slightest desire to watch a Steven Seagal movie, not once in my 30+ years of life on this earth. Until now. Curse (and thank) you, DN!
Ryback vs Dalton: Throatal Carnage
Omg that’s was to funny !!! Nice set up with “van to Indiana beach”!!!! Lol
The day is finally here!!!!!
This was great, the Roger Prodactor from Ace Ventura made me laugh so hard. Does Jerry remind anyone else of Kip Dynamite?
this movie had both Tommy Lee Jones and Thomas Mills Wood(Pvt. Nash), who were both in The Fugitive and US Marshals… both being in the same Squad of Deputy US Marshals, led by Jones, in the latter film.
Michael Scott: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING gif.
Jerry saying he had Under Siege on laserdisc killed me. Office politics at Distracted Nerd LLC (sponsored by Omnicorp Consumer Products) are more fraught that I could imagine.
I was under the impression that Ryback and Strannix actually knew each other, from the way they acted toward one another in the lead up to their epic knife-fight. Was Strannix the one who gave Ryback's team the bad intel that lead to most of their deaths in Panama? Or was he the one who Ryback punched out after Panama? Is that what we're supposed to take away from this (other than the fact that the knife-fight was FUCKING AMAZING, of course)?
Was so thrilled to get the notification about this vid! Saw it on my phone while on break at work, and was super-excited to get home to watch it! :D
That's what I've always thought too. I remember reading something on IMDB before but supposedly in the OG script the intro was gonna be like Delta Force showing what caused Ryback to get in trouble at Panama, and the movie would have started from there with the shot of the boat. Can't 100% remember but I believe Strannix was his partner/intel guy and he was the one who messed up, but he tried to blame it on the CO hence why Ryback punched him. Strannix did it on purpose because he didn't like him. They were friends until something happened hence why he was upset to hear he was on the boat. But something happened during the filming and they cut it out.. honestly imo the movie never felt right without that backstory.
@@efan2012 That makes sense. It's a great movie, but there is something missing without that background. If they'd kept that scene/series of scenes, it would have drawn everything together. Thanks for the info!
I remember watching porn in the late 80’s early 90’s with static on channel 01 when my parents had the cable box lmao
The Alvin mack reference had me in tears 😂😂😂
You should do Under Siege 2 as well
2:13 you are 100% right dear sir.. I remember in the glory days of the IMDB forums that there was a 5-10 page thread of people with horror stories over trying to meet him. Some sounded fake as hell but others were explained and worded in such detail they had to be true. I used to think it was all BS but seeing TLJ in action.. yeah I can see that lol. Every once in a while you'd see someone try to defend him but most of the time it was all negative.
Finally we were able to see your take on Under Siege. The felling of satisfaction is the same as you'd get after you just scored with a beautiful woman ( I can't really know if that's true of course because of the revolving door accident I had as a kid but my Cousin Enoch assured me it's spot on. )
As always it was gold.
Distracted Nerd covering the Greatest Movie Ever!
🤣🤣🤣 "they seal the crew in the forecastle"
It's one of those weird boat words, pronounced "folks-ul"
Now get on with Under Siege 2!
Haven't even watched it yet. But the hype! We'll review below
YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! WE ARE HERE!! Last time I clicked this fast Moses was wearing short pants
His character was actually a Chief Petty Officer, or simply Chief, for short. Calling a Sailor who is a Chief or above, a Petty Officer, is a huge insult. I also met Tommy Lee Jones when I was a kid. He was actually really nice.
3:55 only if you grew up in the 80's & 90's will you truly understand this joke!
Alvin Mack 🤣🤣🤣 Perfect.
If Gary Busey ran for President, I don't give two shits what his policies are, he could be apart of a new political party dedicated to bringing back Mayan heart riping out ceremonies, which ya know he probably is, and I would still definitely vote for that maniac! (Sorry about the run on sentence but it's Gary Busey we are talking about, figured it would be appropriate.)
Idk if you read these comments, but I got blackout drunk and grabbed one of them fish out of the water at Indiana beach one time 😂
Indiana Beach management actually gets super pissed if you DON'T do that
Rybeck is based off of Homemade bomb expert Steven Seagal...lmao!
Tuco Salamanca was also in Billy Joels "for the longest time" during his acapella phase 🤣
Was that before or after he had his $#it pushed in?
@@repairshop22 😂
Finally Undersiege
Do van dams "hard target"!!!!
I worked on this movie it was my first of many was Steven Seagal and I can testify to the fact that Tommy Lee Jones is a royal prick and Gary Busey even back then was out of his mind. We shot this movie in Mobile Alabama. And I was one of four crew members that were on set during the cake scene. I actually had to work the cake along with, and special effects men.
Jerry sounds like Loud Harold from that Dilbert animated series
I kid you not. There's a movie called China Salesman that features a fight scene between Steven Seagal and Mike Tyson.
DN is my hero!
Yes it is time
Yo Meho...what if Sam Elliot joined that party? He would leave everyone broken and have the playmate swooning!
Am I the only one who thinks Colm Meaney and John C. Reilly were separated at birth?
Jerry RULES!!!!
Is it a coincidence that Under Siege popped up in my Netflix feed today? I think not, Netflix is Distracted Nerd fans, fact.
Shiiiit, I've worn through all your vids...I figure I have about 7 more viewings of this one before it succumbs to the tracking lines, now if you'll excuse me something's just come up
P.S. I have sat in awe innumerable times as you put the dis track in Distracted, please don't let that L7 weenie Jerry be the one that robs Nerd of his D
YESSSSSSS!!!!
6:00 best scene in the movie
Did this just fucking happen???
“Roger podacter didn’t commit suicide.🤪 he was murdered.”
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory aka Nuclear Dawn.
This movie was fire.
- yaaaaassss!!!
Get him jerry
Admiral president??
Great video! This is the movie that made me wanna join the Military
Gary Busey was good on Silver Bullet, Lethal Weapons, & Predator 2. Him on Under Siege okay.
I agree. He was very subdued in this movie which is why I couldn't make very many jokes about him. Tommy Lee Jones may have just stole too much of the spotlight
The best in the niche genre of "Die Hard on a _________".
The word is Seagal...right.
In US 2, a woman isn't attracted to Seagal. but in real life, he made a pass at Katherine Heigl.
Kickboxer plzzzz
Woohoo!!
Let's be real, Jerry would be someone to use laser disk
Lol boss baby. I was much more a jcvd fan at this time
Yeeeeeaaaahhhhh, booooyyyyeeee!
Honestly, Ryback being a former SEAL, he would be knowledgeable in many, many things. SEALs are fucking badass.
Cheese whiz goes bad??????
Why are you looking at Daryl's browser history?
I'm also the IT guy
@@DistractedNerd in that case Daryl walked right into that one.
Dalton wins.
I hope she didn’t do what I think she did for the part.
😂🤣😂
Fact: Tommy lee Jones is a Harvard grad and is the only person in this movie who makes a good performance.
Another fact: While at Harvard his college roommate was none other than Al Gore.
Not sure what college has anything to do with anything
@@bradbland9307 Someone in this movie went to college. That's the connection.
First
You didn't hear? People with Alzheimer's can be president now.
If you walked up to Gary Busey and asked for an autograph, he'd make you disappear like a virgin on prom night.