I like how they had to throw that line in to justify giving a grenade launcher to a fucking blind man and it’s played for laughs while 100s of innocent men women and children are being slaughtered😂
And some how Kwan ha got trapped in the corner against the wave of generic looking resident evil zombies and manage to survive... Whhhhaaaaattt??? Naaahhh noo Kwan you are a dead mother fcker in my playbook
@@biIIybob858 "You didn't touch the spore container?" says Miranda to some random ONI Biologist. "ofc not" she says and starts awkwardly touching other people. Cheeks flips a coin to decide whether to save Perez or listen to evil ONI Person. Cheeks jumps inside empty arbiter ship and space magics Cortana into his suit by punching th ship's console after makee destroyed her chip in order to survive the crash on Halo. Meanwhile Soren, Kwan Ha and Ackerson flee the infestated ONI station. Somehow the flood just freezes before consuming Kwan because she (as bearer of the mantle?) has telepathic contact to precursors or gravemind or whatever. Miranda puts infested Halsey into cryo pod. Cheecks kills Arby after an epic sword fight. Space Karen says "I'm a demon too!".
@@Kyle-ch4zj she was just dumb af xD but the flood in this early state was cool. Can't believe i'd say this but Kwan storyline was more interesting than the covenant battles or whatever chief is doing.
Not that I'd want to torture you but this is excellent entertainment so you must continue it... At this moment this is the best review channel on youtube.
I think them claiming they never looked at the source material was a deflection - they did look at it, and you could catch on to small things in the show that imply they dug deep in the lore for them, but they purposefully chose to obliterate it all which is a far worse case than simply ignorance. It is all deliberate and the outrage over it should be more powerful simply because of it.
@@2DarkHorizon It does. The whole reason the Halo Arrays were built was as an extreme last resort option against the Flood. The Forerunners tried thousands of methods to stop the Flood, none of which worked, so they used the Halos as a final option - to cleanse the galaxy of biomass that the Flood feasted on to weaken them, and later repopulated the galaxy through the use of their automatons once the Flood threat was contained and fully isolated.
[Message Start]...AUTH-CODE BUNGIE...After Action Report - Operation Paramount... ...In relation to Spartan Team Struggle on Operation Paramount, Spartan Braedon-322 executed tasks with unparalleled valor and efficiency, embodying the highest standards of UNSC martial prowess. Braedon-322 and Struggle Team facilitated the retrieval and distribution of critical strategic intel. Despite declining morale due to Disney insurrectionists, Spartan Braedon-322 sustained operational momentum deep into the second offensive, demonstrating exceptional combat acumen and tactical foresight. On March 22nd 2530, Struggle Team was dispatched to investigate reports of 'Old Ghost Ladies'. Braedon-322 was not accounted for during extraction and has been designated MIA. ...Operation Paramount is deemed a failure. Recalling all forces...[End Message]
I actually didn't get a notification when you first uploaded this. But because you re-uploaded this I was sent a notif this time. Worked out pretty well
This show is so bad i do genuinely hate the people who like it. Im not going to be hostile or anything about it but I'll be using it as a sort of litmus test, if someone tells me this show is anything besides utter shit then I'll know to keep anything i like the hell away from them
This is a great video man and I agree with it 100%. I only have one TINY complaint, and I’m sorry to be the AKSHUALLY guy here, but battle rifles (BR75 specifically & all other variants from the games) in halo cannon can be automatic, 3 round burst, & semi auto. They’re only 3 round burst in game for game balance. They’re regularly described as having automatic & semi automatic capabilities across multiple books. The fire selection capabilities also hold true for both the AR and DMR variants in halo cannon. That’s why I kinda liked it when they had automatic dmrs in season 1 bc it was lore accurate. Anyway, yeah I don’t see an automatic BR as being a problem in the show that’s all lol. Everything else you said tho, yes agreed. S2E8 was the best one so far but overall, this show completely sucks :(
I've seen videos giving this show good reviews and I just couldn't understand how anybody thought this pile of garbage was acceptable, especially halo fans. Im sick of the constant mishandling of the halo franchise. I'm probably just going to put my time and trust into other Franchises.
Honestly i don't get why would master cheif would just not be in his mjolnir armor in this show or even without the helmet. There's no in universe reason to not be in the armor all the time. The armor is meant for complete protection and he's also a super soldier in an active war that's going on for 30 years. That's what actually differentiates spartans from astartes. Spartans are soldiers. Space marines are warrior monks knight palladins that just happen to go through a super soldier process. Sure the in game reason is that john 117 is meant to be our self insert but lore wise it's because the armor works in peak efficiency when it's completely on helmet included. Also mjolnir can be used in the vacuum of space.
We got so many dedicated fan and that could make a show and yet they chose the 343i route, hire people who knows nothing and hate the Halo community. I LOATHE all of them to the core. We had everything... we did. Halo killer was Halo itself.
I have defended the show alot in the 1st season, giving the blind guy a wepon never mind a grenade launcher was in frigging sane. And the game reach was so heart felt and emotional like George giving his life to destroy a puoer carry er. In this they just kill spam. 2nd season was shit indeed
I know im late lol I know the actors are good actors and actresses. Ive seen them in other movies and shows, but this series made them look amateurs. Like the one with Perez and MC at Reach. There are random pauses, kind of cringey.
Jesus I sure hope that the fallout show on Amazon is any good because (not only am I trying out other shows on Amazon like hazbin hotel!) And I’m waiting for my favorite show the boys But this looks terrible!!!
"The writers and producers of this show had one goal, to make a show, that's the worst show ever."
- Harry Plinkett
This isn't Halo this is Circle
RIP copyright strikes.
Posting another comment to help this god tier channel on the algorithm (which I normally dont care about)
It's so bad you had to do it twice
That's the TH-camr life,
The things they do for us...
Cheeks come in 2’s 😇
Its like this show was made by palpatine to fill us with hate and make us turn to the dark side
dude this comment is peak reddit, please stop posting
It's working i can already shoot force lightning
@@SillyBilly533 Hmm?
@@SillyBilly533how bruh
It was made by a wizards, goblins, magick users, shadow wizard money gang.
0 research = 0 authenticity
"They gave a grenade launcher to the blind man."
The Blind Man: "I hear you.. keep makin' that noise, I'll find yo ass!"
Lmfao
Easily the best moment
I like how they had to throw that line in to justify giving a grenade launcher to a fucking blind man and it’s played for laughs while 100s of innocent men women and children are being slaughtered😂
“Somehow Makee returned”
“Somehow Kwan returned.”
@@keanuxu5435 Halo: Kwanbat Evolved
The Kwanument to all your Sins
And some how Kwan ha got trapped in the corner against the wave of generic looking resident evil zombies and manage to survive... Whhhhaaaaattt??? Naaahhh noo Kwan you are a dead mother fcker in my playbook
You actually need to see the last 2 or so episodes. You wouldn't believe the Bullshit they pulled in their season finale
could you explain the jist of it?
@@biIIybob858 "You didn't touch the spore container?" says Miranda to some random ONI Biologist. "ofc not" she says and starts awkwardly touching other people.
Cheeks flips a coin to decide whether to save Perez or listen to evil ONI Person.
Cheeks jumps inside empty arbiter ship and space magics Cortana into his suit by punching th ship's console after makee destroyed her chip in order to survive the crash on Halo.
Meanwhile Soren, Kwan Ha and Ackerson flee the infestated ONI station. Somehow the flood just freezes before consuming Kwan because she (as bearer of the mantle?) has telepathic contact to precursors or gravemind or whatever. Miranda puts infested Halsey into cryo pod.
Cheecks kills Arby after an epic sword fight. Space Karen says "I'm a demon too!".
@@donkaitowait that sounds kind of lit
Why was she touching people?!
@@donkaitoare they trying to say the gravemind made a lab assistant spread the flood by awkwardly touching people?!
@@Kyle-ch4zj she was just dumb af xD but the flood in this early state was cool. Can't believe i'd say this but Kwan storyline was more interesting than the covenant battles or whatever chief is doing.
Rage quitting is the ONLY SANE OPTION.
Everybody STANDS the whole damn space trip 😂
holy fuck I made it until the "I need a weapon" part before needing to genuinely pause for a break. Good lord the cringe
I refuse to call the Halo show by it's actual name.
To me it's Jimmy Rings and The Blonde Covvie.
Not that I'd want to torture you but this is excellent entertainment so you must continue it...
At this moment this is the best review channel on youtube.
Your inspector gadget video isn't in your perfect movies playlist 😔
I think them claiming they never looked at the source material was a deflection - they did look at it, and you could catch on to small things in the show that imply they dug deep in the lore for them, but they purposefully chose to obliterate it all which is a far worse case than simply ignorance. It is all deliberate and the outrage over it should be more powerful simply because of it.
This is more entertaining to watch than the actual show
I'm sorry that you had to reupload the review of this dumpsterfire
They fucking killed Halsey off.
FUCKING. HALSEY.
One of the most important characters in lore?
She was put into cryosleep to prevent the Flood infection from taking over her until Miranda Keyes finds a cure.
@@thedoomslayer108_YTThat doesn’t make the situation any better
It's a plot dilemma if miranda finds a cure doesn't it make the halo main use null?@@thedoomslayer108_YT
@@2DarkHorizon It does. The whole reason the Halo Arrays were built was as an extreme last resort option against the Flood. The Forerunners tried thousands of methods to stop the Flood, none of which worked, so they used the Halos as a final option - to cleanse the galaxy of biomass that the Flood feasted on to weaken them, and later repopulated the galaxy through the use of their automatons once the Flood threat was contained and fully isolated.
[Message Start]...AUTH-CODE BUNGIE...After Action Report - Operation Paramount...
...In relation to Spartan Team Struggle on Operation Paramount, Spartan Braedon-322 executed tasks with unparalleled valor and efficiency, embodying the highest standards of UNSC martial prowess. Braedon-322 and Struggle Team facilitated the retrieval and distribution of critical strategic intel. Despite declining morale due to Disney insurrectionists, Spartan Braedon-322 sustained operational momentum deep into the second offensive, demonstrating exceptional combat acumen and tactical foresight. On March 22nd 2530, Struggle Team was dispatched to investigate reports of 'Old Ghost Ladies'. Braedon-322 was not accounted for during extraction and has been designated MIA.
...Operation Paramount is deemed a failure. Recalling all forces...[End Message]
FINISH THE FIGHT
Imagine an admiral giving a speech about how you're all about to die 😂😂😂
Did I see the future or did I not just watch this yesterday??
He re-uploaded the video because of copyright
Cheeks and rizz is the most gen z thing I have Heard
It’s crazy to see people creating these licensed stories while never researching the characters.
It's omost like they just wanted to make their own story and mealy using the halo setting for their horrible fan fiction
is like they simply skin suited whatever bad show they are making with the franchise theirs hand got on...
That elite CGI looked horrible, they looked more realistic in the game cut scenes
I actually didn't get a notification when you first uploaded this.
But because you re-uploaded this I was sent a notif this time. Worked out pretty well
I too rage quit this show
This show is so bad i do genuinely hate the people who like it. Im not going to be hostile or anything about it but I'll be using it as a sort of litmus test, if someone tells me this show is anything besides utter shit then I'll know to keep anything i like the hell away from them
This is a great video man and I agree with it 100%. I only have one TINY complaint, and I’m sorry to be the AKSHUALLY guy here, but battle rifles (BR75 specifically & all other variants from the games) in halo cannon can be automatic, 3 round burst, & semi auto. They’re only 3 round burst in game for game balance. They’re regularly described as having automatic & semi automatic capabilities across multiple books. The fire selection capabilities also hold true for both the AR and DMR variants in halo cannon. That’s why I kinda liked it when they had automatic dmrs in season 1 bc it was lore accurate. Anyway, yeah I don’t see an automatic BR as being a problem in the show that’s all lol. Everything else you said tho, yes agreed. S2E8 was the best one so far but overall, this show completely sucks :(
Based and frogpilled reupload
I've seen videos giving this show good reviews and I just couldn't understand how anybody thought this pile of garbage was acceptable, especially halo fans. Im sick of the constant mishandling of the halo franchise. I'm probably just going to put my time and trust into other Franchises.
Your first problem was assuming they were making a show for the people that liked the game. Nah.
This was a funeral.
Honestly i don't get why would master cheif would just not be in his mjolnir armor in this show or even without the helmet. There's no in universe reason to not be in the armor all the time. The armor is meant for complete protection and he's also a super soldier in an active war that's going on for 30 years. That's what actually differentiates spartans from astartes. Spartans are soldiers. Space marines are warrior monks knight palladins that just happen to go through a super soldier process. Sure the in game reason is that john 117 is meant to be our self insert but lore wise it's because the armor works in peak efficiency when it's completely on helmet included. Also mjolnir can be used in the vacuum of space.
Reminds me of when AVGN refused to review the ghostbusters remake. It’s fine if you won’t continue this.
Damn you John cheeks!
For the alg!
We got so many dedicated fan and that could make a show and yet they chose the 343i route, hire people who knows nothing and hate the Halo community. I LOATHE all of them to the core. We had everything... we did. Halo killer was Halo itself.
in which episode kicks the real masterchief imposterchests?
it's so nice, I'll watch it twice
what a garbage fire of a show
Didnt notice, missed first time or someting gg
I have defended the show alot in the 1st season, giving the blind guy a wepon never mind a grenade launcher was in frigging sane. And the game reach was so heart felt and emotional like George giving his life to destroy a puoer carry er. In this they just kill spam. 2nd season was shit indeed
Oh copyright, please change 🙏
This is just painful to listen to but I press on because we must finish the fight... even if it's pitiful how bad this show is.
Mmmm ive seen this before 😅
Rage quit ?!?? How dare you !!! You must watch and critique this stuff so I may enjoy your work
Think of the greater good 😢
Is that Dave Chappelle?
Would not guessing but unconsciously knowing, not be more like prescience or clairvoyance instead of Luck?
Honestly even if the show wasn't called halo it's still has crappy writing.
Damn copyright, commenting for al
Ngl never played halo I enjoyed the show season 2 was for sure an upgrade imo
🎉🎉🎉
I know im late lol I know the actors are good actors and actresses. Ive seen them in other movies and shows, but this series made them look amateurs. Like the one with Perez and MC at Reach. There are random pauses, kind of cringey.
Reupload?
Description says it's reupload due to copyrights
@@AngeVNs Sayless I’ll watch it again
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Jesus I sure hope that the fallout show on Amazon is any good because (not only am I trying out other shows on Amazon like hazbin hotel!)
And I’m waiting for my favorite show the boys
But this looks terrible!!!
Fallout sucks sadly
😂😂❤
Please make more videos... I need to keep spamming links to your videos on all of Paramount's, 343's, and just general Halo social media.
Treat yourself and watch something good like chainsaw man
Why are people only talking about this now? Hasn't the show been out for months now?
Great! Now everyone else needs to hear less of you😂
I just watched this yesterday. Guess I'm watching it again. SMD Google.