My goodness the way she snatches things from Krystle, the way she follows her around like a helicopter parent, the way she mispronounced Toadstool & Rosé, the way she touches everything, the way she tried trashing the chef for “undercooking” her salmon when she knows good & well she likes all her food overcooked & dehydrated, the way she was playing that xylophone wrong & left part of the toy just on the shelf out the box, the way she reads or attempts to explain/point out things to us like WE’RE the idiots, the way she includes Krystle in her foolishness (“we” sat down because “our” feet hurt, “we” like to spend time in Walmart just because)…it’s sooooo many unlikable things about her that has nothing to do with her weight 😂
4:09 Hello Kitty is a worldwide icon which gorl would've known if she was actually 'obsessed'. Hello Kitty also just celebrated her 50th anniversary, a birthday Hamber will never live to see.
Everything is disposable to her. Hello Kitty was around years before she was “obsessed” and will be around years after she is gone. Apparently if Amber is no longer interested in something it’s unfathomable it can exist. Part of the disposable mindset. Things trend for a month then gone..
Amber does have the mentality of a child but I don’t see anything wrong with adults liking movies they grew up with. I’m 21 and I’m obsessed with gravity falls still
I think its extremely rude to record while you're in a store. The other shoppers dont know they are on camera. It would be different if she blurred out other ppls faces but she cant be bothered to edit he vlogs. Im sure the thought doesn't even cross her mind considering how selfish she is and she only thinks and cares about herself.
It's mind boggling to realize that even if the first few clips with Krystle were all you ever saw of Amber, you would still go out of your way to avoid her. She's unbearable, and that's just her being obnoxious.
Now I say “we” a lot but I’m referring to me and my personalities. Amber says “we” to feel included. For someone who didn’t have money she sure complained about how long they were in stores with Krystle’s parents.
At least she used to actually go places and SHOW US! God, she’s so annoying now. She’s always been boring but she tried lol now she’s just resting on her back shelf laurels ☠️
Waddle you were supposed to say “Shoppeen with Amberlynn” this girl said “this store was just made about a month or so ago” 😒🙄 yet she has OCD about using proper grammar. Her in the restroom was disgusting. I’m sure she was the lady that didn’t wash her hands.
Why did she read the wines like a graduation announcer?
I laughed way too hard at this
Congratulations class of 2024!! Amber for wine store valedictorian 🍷🥇
Best comment 😂
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😂😂@@MichelleBab-gy2yx
Her pronouncing “Rosé” as “Rose” is so Amber coded
Don’t forget dosé of color
Vine yard instead of vineyard
she’ll say dosé of color but she won’t say rosé correctly
Following Krystal to the toilet. That's such a punch able offense.
Filming her buying underwear is just weird
her stumbling over the pronunciation of toadstool actually took an entire decade off of my lifespan.
Toad's tool 😂
And saying rosé as rose like the flower 😂😂 but gorl apparently has 140 IQ
Fr omfg lol 😵
@@IzzyandShadow *lip smack* you guise are haydurs, she had a 3.9 gpa
So she was in her 20’s here?!?!?? Like a whole grown ass ADULT!!? why is she acting like she had never been out in society before??
"...naturally $76 dollars" GORL
Its not even the first time she has used “naturally” instead of “originally” 😔😔
Amber constantly trying to shame Krystle while shopping makes me wonder why Krystle put up with Amber for as long as she did.
“A human never goes wrong with some coconut”
Yes very normal regular person way to talk.
It’s like she’s an alien being who took the “How to act human among humans” correspondence course..
My goodness the way she snatches things from Krystle, the way she follows her around like a helicopter parent, the way she mispronounced Toadstool & Rosé, the way she touches everything, the way she tried trashing the chef for “undercooking” her salmon when she knows good & well she likes all her food overcooked & dehydrated, the way she was playing that xylophone wrong & left part of the toy just on the shelf out the box, the way she reads or attempts to explain/point out things to us like WE’RE the idiots, the way she includes Krystle in her foolishness (“we” sat down because “our” feet hurt, “we” like to spend time in Walmart just because)…it’s sooooo many unlikable things about her that has nothing to do with her weight 😂
So eloquent and absolute facts
4:09
Hello Kitty is a worldwide icon which gorl would've known if she was actually 'obsessed'.
Hello Kitty also just celebrated her 50th anniversary, a birthday Hamber will never live to see.
Everything is disposable to her. Hello Kitty was around years before she was “obsessed” and will be around years after she is gone. Apparently if Amber is no longer interested in something it’s unfathomable it can exist. Part of the disposable mindset. Things trend for a month then gone..
5:20 and you didn't wash any part of your body for a year soooo
Exactly what came outta my mouth.
Exactly
She what?!?!?
Not the “Toads…Tool” wine stoppers 😂😂😂😂😂
3:39 you can hear Krystal in the back saying can you stop, she was definitely fed up of amber
4:51 naturally instead of normally 🤦🏻♀️ 5:10 bathroom filming without permission
She's such a creep 😒
“Pink pop ROSE”
Girlie it’s Rosè NOT ROSE 😭💅🏼✨
But it’s coming from the same gorl that called a Kimono a KimEnO
7:05 I always forget about the early 2010’s Mustache Era
Some not so smart people had them tattood on their Fingers.
@@CordeliaWagner1999I have no regrets.😂
Her grammar and the way she blames others
But remember she's OCD and always uses proper grammar 💀
Why is she filming in the restroom? 😮
Yo the way amber yanked the mints oit Krystals hand.. wow😬 i would've been like "why i outta" 😂
If that is Krystal's mom & dad walking in front of them in the parking lot then mom is a real chub too.
I think so
People who are okay with morbidly obese partners often have at least one obese parent. They grew up seeing obesity as normal.
She's so much better than the majority of us and drinks pink pop rose 😅
That's pretty dispektful of you 😂
@@user-mm5pc5cc8h 🤣🤣🤣
@@user-mm5pc5cc8h she's so imporant though 🤣
Omg...HOW did Krystal NOT punch out Hamber in that bathroom and in the underwear aisle??
8:32 Just remember, BOLTH of these girls are adults.
Heyy what’s wrong with adults liking kids things?
Amber does have the mentality of a child but I don’t see anything wrong with adults liking movies they grew up with. I’m 21 and I’m obsessed with gravity falls still
I think its extremely rude to record while you're in a store. The other shoppers dont know they are on camera. It would be different if she blurred out other ppls faces but she cant be bothered to edit he vlogs. Im sure the thought doesn't even cross her mind considering how selfish she is and she only thinks and cares about herself.
"I'm not filmeen"
I'll give you a reason to film.
Re-watching these now on the ankles channel, eye opening to say the least 😅
Man she had it made at Krystle’s. She screwed that up.
5:07 oh God that was so inappropriate and creepy. Poor Crystal
5:08 wtf?
Pink pop.. rose
“Toad’s… tools”
It's mind boggling to realize that even if the first few clips with Krystle were all you ever saw of Amber, you would still go out of your way to avoid her. She's unbearable, and that's just her being obnoxious.
I can imagine Amber and Krystle begging her parents to let them use the scanning thing at the store instead of them 😭
Now I say “we” a lot but I’m referring to me and my personalities. Amber says “we” to feel included. For someone who didn’t have money she sure complained about how long they were in stores with Krystle’s parents.
“Krystal’s mom wanted to go here..” yeah she pays your rent and food and drives you everywhere…
5:09 no are you guys seeing this please look at what this adult is doing 🫢🫢
dainty gworl
At least she used to actually go places and SHOW US! God, she’s so annoying now. She’s always been boring but she tried lol now she’s just resting on her back shelf laurels ☠️
I flew here so fast my scooter broke down !!!!😩😩😩😩
Dangleen wrong shoe situation type deal 🥔
Rescue squad is on its way right now bestie!
😂
Our gorl's lord & savior came to the rescue with another scooter. Necky 😩
Text Beck or your significant other to bring you a newly charged scooter. 😂 The Target employee most definitely was not that friendly. 😐
Who needs 10 scarves?!
She has to tie them all together to fit her neck
Amber, upon seeing clothing made for regular adult humans: “Krystle is in the children’s section”
get help
Waddle you were supposed to say “Shoppeen with Amberlynn” this girl said “this store was just made about a month or so ago” 😒🙄 yet she has OCD about using proper grammar. Her in the restroom was disgusting. I’m sure she was the lady that didn’t wash her hands.
Only a real fan would know that destiny’s mom gave the cat poem book “I could pee on this” to Amber at a later Christmas.
Yeah Amber..Salmon is best medium rare or medium..open a can of tuna then…
Touch-Lynn....grow up ALR