Abraham Lincoln's Ghost Responds To Trump's Gettysburg Address
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ต.ค. 2016
- Hillary Clinton may not be responding to Donald Trump anymore, but the ghost of Honest Abe has a few thoughts.
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Oh Lord alive, the woman who was being murdered in John Oliver's audience is back
Dima Vasilev this is a great comment
THIS COMMENT
Anything that drowns out Jon Batiste is still a net positive.
Lol. I know it was a bit, but you couldn't think of killer clowns when you brought up Halloween...
Oh. I guess that's still Donald trump
Dima Vasilev oh snap! I was thinking the same exact thing!
Stephen roasts Trump like no other
Daniella Violet Seth Meyers is great too.
I don't know. Samantha Bee might really give him a run for his money.
Meanwhile, Fallon is busy touching his hair....
Stephen roasts him. John Oliver is half-drunk and pointing out the stupid shit he says. Seth is being a smartass, and Samantha wants to rip him from limb to limb, from Sea to Shining Sea.
The Casual Gamer um...isn't that a good thing? I mean, you get more enjoyment out of life that way.
2:20 is that annoying lady from last night's Last Week Tonight audience in THIS AUDIENCE TOO?????
apparently =/
maybe theyre filmed in the same building?
hsmoscout HAHAHA I WATCHED THAT TOO LOL
That's What happens when you pay actors to make it seem like you have a legit show, same people everytime
INSIDE JOB, ILLUMINUTTI!!
Everyone thinks hes roasting him but he's just telling facts
TheChaosLp ikr..
If he sues all the lying women who accused him, will he sue anyone?
Michael Winter yep. It has been away of not paying bills and getting money. One way Trump makes money.
And when would a Trump presidency have time to litigate 3000+ pending lawsuits? In addition to the new ones he fantasizes about?
bill maher
And if he's busy suing all the women who lied about him how much time will he have to be President?
If a hand grabs at a thigh, but the hand is tiny and powerful, will anyone believe that it happened?
I can't believe the woman with the fire truck siren laugh is here too. She was on John Oliver's show and now here...
Lincoln's statue in Washington about fell out of his chair laughing when he saw this. 😀
Trump is a skid mark on the underpants of society. He will soon be forgotten except for the purpose of making great jokes.
Lincoln was a great Republican. What happened to the party. Total shame
Travis Hartman hate to break it to you dude, but the parties have changed their values a lot in the last century. Typically it's considered them even switching places, so he would be considered a Democrat by today's standards
Devan Weathers And he would still be a complete doushce bag and evil dicktaster.
+Travis Hartman So Hillary is a bloody tampon?
ParadoxapocalypSatan I think menopause probably stopped that problem.
The "WHAT?" at 4:09 exactly sums up the Trump campaign.
"...I hope we can heal the divisions we're living through... some of which I brought to the surface, some of which I created."
Trump is making that sound as if we can be reassured.
"No worries, folks. All these women will be sued."
*facepalm*
Where my drumpf trolls at!
they've just given up at this point, lmfao
they just dislike the video.
YUNG MINCCINO FINALLY. Jesus there were everywhere.
meh it's a bit played out now
the media simply records his statements and plays them back. He makes himself look bad.
So, what Trump meant to say was, "America will pay for the wall with the full understanding that Mexico will reimburse us." That should go well. I guess that's how all of his contractors understood working for him. They were under the impression that Trump would pay them. Apparently that didn't go so well for them.
You do all the work & I'll THINK about paying you for it. I was doing demolition for a guy that we'd agreed on a price, but when the job was done, he gave me a certificate that said he'd payed to name a star after me. I told him I'd pay for his hospital bill when he got out of the icu. I gave him a certificate that said I bought a set of tires for my truck & named them after him.😂😂
Can we just acknowledge the fact that BOTH candidates are bad and this is literally a 'no win situation'.
One of these candidates shouldn't be allowed to run a Taco Bell, much less a country with the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons.
Gackt4awesome vote for Hillary you get war with syria and russia, vote for trump and you get economic depression worse than W Bush
They might both have bad qualities.. but, one is a raisin cookie and the other is a raisin avalanche.
I'll take the cookie, thanks.
Avenger22 I like oatmeal cookies. Well, when they're good, at any rate.
Gackt4awesome Yes.
Trump Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame Is Smashed...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . Made my day...
So did Lincoln's Ghost respond to Hillary blaming him for $100k speeches to wall Street?
Lol, my thoughts exactly!
poor right-wingers, I can't wait til Nov. 8th hahahahahaha
Trump says "the media make me look bad," I'm like "dude, the media didn't make you wear sunglasses on the sunbed and then make speeches looking like a panda in negative."
Why won't Lincoln release his emails?
"Log Cabin Talk" needs to become a trending hashtag soon.
Sexual assaults should be taken to court of law, not to MSM that has such low credibility.
Trump's conspiratorial claims are larger in scale than those who believing the world is flat and accuse all of the world's academics, scientists, astronomers, mathematicians, astronauts, airline pilots, sailors, arctic and antarctic explorers as being conspirators.
"Grab her by the pettycoat is log cabin talk" LOL
that little orange troll has no right being in my back yard!!!
All I can think of, is don't say trump will lose until he has officially lost! Learn from Brexit. People may not get out and vote, because they believe he will lose anyway - so they don't need to vote. & those trump supporters will go out and vote in abundance. You never know, saying he won't win, may encourage some people not to vote.
Man, I hate when they use those cartoons (and the plastic trout thing too). I love Stephen but the writers and directors of the Late show are the best.
That said, I still expect to wake up and realize the Trump candidacy is just a bad nightmare induced by eating too many tacos served by the bad hombre and his truck down the corner...
I had such high hopes when he said he was not gonna talk about Trump...
He tried
Clerkz he could've talked about strange, needlessly 'sexy' Halloween cost- wait nevermind.
t h a t w h i c h h a s b e e n s e e n c a n n o t b e u n s e e n .
***** Why not go as sexy Ken Bone instead? Has more class.
+Claystead ken bone is curvy
@Claystead- Donald? ... Is that you? ???
Not even the ghost of Abraham Lincoln could make Trump's words make sense.
"Lets stop talking about Trump and giving him attention"
SHOULDA DONE THAT A YEAR AGO STEPHEN
Hm this doesn't seem biased at all, the media seems to be very impartial...
Umbra 'Impartiality in media' doesn't mean that every single source reflects your particular view. Furthermore, you are mistaking 'satirical entertainment' with 'a media source that should prescribe to the principles of journalistic integrity'. This is the former, not the latter.
If you are a Trump supporter, I apologise for these difficult concepts that will, no doubt, fly well over your head. Would you like a Tic-tac instead?
I'm not even american, I live in Europe, and I think both Hillary and Trump are shit. It's just kinda sad to watch the USA slowly burn. I have seen the videos in which he ''mocks'' hillary and it's nowhere near as hard as he goes for Trump.
I guess you really wanted me to be a Trump supporter, so you can play clever and insult me. Well, go fuck yourself boy.
You can not argue with SJW.They pretend like some rationalists,but they are bunch of children watching mass media and blindly beiliving them,they should at least read what Wikileaks published.Also,they think that saying some stupid nonsense is far worse than starting wars,rigging elections...Also,i am not from US,and remember,do not say some mean words,they will always queston your intellectual integrity.
Umbra Why are you so invested in our election if you aren't American?
Krish D. Im not that invested, but the USA is not just any country, it's one of the most powerful in the world and it's government and army tend to put their nose in everybody's business... so I worry because now they're gonna have a useless president no matter who wins this election, which doesn't bode well for the future
I love how biased the media is. Makes me laugh.
"The country of Mexico will be reimbursing the United States for the full cost of such a wall"
That man needs to grow a pair, saying one thing, then changing it. I guess that's what his followers like him most.
can I get a centrist doing some acual comedy?
It needs to align with his views perfectly.
+Ronald Reagan
Yup, I miss the days when Late-Night hosts were balanced and bi-partisan. Now they're all propaganda machines for the DNC.
+firecloud77
Exactly. It's embarrassing to watch them unashamedly ignore Hillary's very real scandals.
Amelia Casey when the hell did I say that
Man the media is so going to miss trump when he's gone. All those free material, all those free ratings and all those free publicity. Wait.
"Whatever you do, don't think about a pink elephant"
"Ah, shucks, now you've said that I've just thought of an orange Trump. Dang".
"Log cabin talk".....lol
"President Lincoln served in a time when the country was divided like we have never seen before"
We have seen it before, when Lincoln served.
Messed up your tenses there, didn't you Trump?
Naþan Ø Poorly educated Ivy league Trump.
sad wrong bad hombre nasty woman big huge great *points finger with each word*
you forgot 'rigged' and 'wall'
and benghazi and emails
DNC, Debbie Wassermann Schultz, removed polls in Bernie supporting areas, FBI investigator bribed by Clintons, Hillary getting answers for debate against Bernie from CNN before the debate...
He's talking so much about the freaking wall that I read "Trump fence".
I love Stephens animated guest bits ^^
sold out. I can't even watch this show anymore or him :(
+Joshua Forrester
It's shameful. Stephen has become a propaganda machine for the Democratic National Committee.
Romulus Madison it's disgraceful, and we'll cheap.
This is why I stopped watching Stephen Colbert
Newsflash.. Most Americans have stopped watching him. Check out the ratings.
Jimmy Johnson Nah. I'm not even conservative. I stopped watching because all he talks about is Trump. I used to like his political sketches. But it changed from being creative to being annoying and ignorant. Don't be a dumbass and assume things.
This is so good.
WELL SAID
man I really liked Stephen, now not so much. I'm a Trump supporter who can laff at his expense but, now it's hurting. what is Stephen going to do if Trump wins?
Travis Bergman Keep making jokes about him
Yeah but joke's are supposed to be funny...these aren't.
Travis Bergman Depends on your point of view
he is going to cry like a girl, just like he cried when obama was elected...
to cry because a black man with no experience and no plan is elected...talk about racism...
i share your opinion, i used to like Mr Colbert.
now I realise he is a shill defending the wall street banksters no matter what
alainprostbis
yup. that & Jon Stewart...same thing, is there a talk show host who does support Trump?
They must give the audience free drinks, listen to that yell at 2:17.
[screeches in toupee]
No offense, I just got my Trumpkin meltdown head for my halloween!
this speech lincoln did so hysterical hahaha
Funny how the ghost of Lincoln sounds a lot like Wikibear.That's because they're both voiced by Brian Stack,who did so much great work when he was with Conan for many years before moving on to Colbert.
The Banshee has returned
I love all the cartoon characters on this show :D
"what?" I lost it so hard.
Hey, just out-of-curiosity, what software are they using to include all that crazy animation??? I mean, is it rehearsed?? because it looks like quite responsive and "off-the-cuff"....
Man, I think the woman who kept squealing during John Oliver's Opioid segment also ended up in this audience. I keep hearing her after every joke, "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
thevintagerose Your hearing too sensitive.
Maybe Trump should date Frauke Petry, they would be real soulmates. And she would teach Trump two new words, she and her followers love to use: "Pinocchio Press" and "Lügenpresse" (is it true, that they even use this last word in America? They mentioned it in a german report about the Trump campain). ;-)
Great monolog, Stephen. This is how you deal with such characters in the political area.
To be fair, the "Lock him up!" part about Abe Lincoln was pretty accurate.
Stephen's jokes about how Trump will lose... they make me feel nostalgic now
The tides of the Civil War turned in Vicksburg, Mississippi, although Gettysburg, Pennsylvania was the biggest battle. It was a small detail but I just kinda wanted to point it out.
Trump: "The media is biased against me because they have the audacity to report on all the things I do and say."
Look at the numbers.
263,380. views
4,949 likes! not so many!
Are you using the can applause machine?
He didn't talk like this when he had trump on his show...
That voice sounds like Paul Rugg -- Artephius from Puss in Boots. :)
even Lincoln's(aka batman) ghost would be ashamed by looking at trump
Colbert obviously still has Lincoln's skull somewhere.
Trump: Then why aren't YOU running? No rule saying a ghost can't run so long as they show up
Lincoln: Don't you know about the 22nd amendment? I can't do that since that Missouri geek!
Trump: Who
Lincoln: Oh my God
1:02 Colbert is already lives in Canada? Smart man.
Adrian Duran do you spoken English
Adrian Duran
lives upstste NY.
When he was acting out "swearing in" did anyone else notice that Stephen's hands looked pretty big?
i stopped laghing when that screaming lady from john oliver's audience turned up again
Trump's opening was good
bravo👏
He wants to "heal the divisions". Is he talking about the divisions that HE causes??
just found out my crush likes Colbert as much as I do. my conclusion: we are made for each other.
Damn..Colbert's awesome
I think that invoking Lincoln is smart and creative
imagine if th ghost of lincoln was actually watching xD
I sometimes get the feeling Abraham Lincoln is watching me - that I see him everywhere I look. It starts to freak me out, but then I remember it's Illinois. And that really freaks me out.
I watched the recent rally speech of Mrs Clinton, and all the 30 mins weas about Trump...
mt. Trump, what a DEMAGOGUE! ! !
That's PRESIDENT ghost Lincoln.
This was 3years ago about time you updated Please vote this Odious person out
"At least when he's swearing in, they'll know where his hands are."
That's assuming his hands are big enough for them to see.
For any Conan fans, I'm pretty sure the ghost of Abraham Lincoln is actually Artie Kendall the Singing Ghost in disguise.
Today is 12/7/2017 and Who is the president??????????? Media, media, media. Silly little media! Ah well it was nice before the election to laugh but not now. Happy election games!!!!
Lincoln liked men!!
He could have joked and pulled the rug under hillary
but he chose to just not do that
Listen for the unmistakable ear splitting howl of Incredibly Annoying Police Siren Woman, who was at the taping of John Oliver's show a few days back, at 2:19.
A simpler time
(trying not to talk about trump voice) you know, this time of year all the little kids are back in school, making art projects, my brother mailed me these construction paper spiders my four-year-old niece made, i always think the fridge looks so cheerful covered with cutouts of tiny little hands-- DAMMIT
Ste-phen! Ste-phen! Ste-phen!
99% sure that's the voice of the great Brian Stack.
i love the whole trump/wall shtick. "theyll pay for it or else we'll freeze the money of mexicans that work in the us!"
what about over a million americans working in mexico? what about over 18,000 US companies with operations in mexico? what happens when mexico does the same?
Classic Brian Stack
wow kicking Abraham Lincoln off for Tom Hank's.....
2:25 Stephens thinking to himself, good lord shes here.....
"The world will little note, nor long remember", what Trump and his supporters (and, incidentally, the trolls in this comment section) yelled at this hollowed ground..."It is rather for us, to be dedicated, to the great task, remaining before us" to start using our brains...
The first 30 seconds. xP I hope Hillary watches these shows.+
It's really cute that Donald thinks the biggest power he has is to sue people
not sure if they are trying to deface Lincoln or low key admitting that Trump might win
Steve here just gave up on censorship and dosent seem to care about cussing on screen anymore. I like it, makes a good story.
CBS... Clinton Broadcasting Station