I'm English born to Scottish parents and hated going on holiday to visit family in Scotland...... my English accent was a magnet for every single idiot with a grudge........ there is a kind of victim culture that puts the blame for everything that happens to each and every one of them at the feet of the English....... I've been beaten spat on and verbally abused so many times as a kid it became a part of the holiday. I must admit i owe the fact that i can look after myself to the lessons in " a good kickin" I got on holiday........ Years later I joined the royal navy and served on a type 21 frigate built on the Clyde...... the visit to Glasgow during a small refit was like a stroll down memory lane........ abuse based purely on the accent you happen to have....... Having said that I would hate to see Scotland leave the UK. If it ever did happen it would be a total disaster . Industries with government contracts like ship building may very well loose contracts in favour of English or Irish ship yards, the military bases might have to relocate to England and the nuclear submarines to Plymouth RAF may have to stay for mutual safety and NATO commitments, but the army regiments would have to disband and leave......... investment in Scottish industry could be affected when Westminster is not involved in any backup capability....... Scotland is a pretty big country to run with only+/- 5 million people and no major industries to support the GDP....... not even the gas and oilfields can help them as production is getting more difficult and expensive whilst the world is looking for renewable energy............ If they try to join the EU there will have to be a hard border and different passports and different money and all financial support from Westminster would have to stop...... all the rules on business and fishing and farming and trade in general would have to change........... Scotland and the rest of the UK would be a weaker place if they left.......... perhaps the kids should not be taught to hate the English just because they are English
I'm from Scotland, went to England naïvely thinking it would be ok, I was 16, my name suddenly turned to ''Jock'' punched, spat at, ridiculed, I was shown my place. Having said that I would not like to see Scotland leave the UK, it would be a disaster for the English, Welsh and Irish, not just that up to 70% of the SAS are Scottish so that leaves the rest of the UK foreign military and political agenda in tatters, but unlike you you have inferred and where you are wrong, the wealth from oil and gas fields just opened plus the obvious wind and sea renewables and then the Hydro reopening in Scottish mountains would see Scotland become way more wealthy then Norway with the English reliant on Scottish renewables like the Shetland farms that are being piped directly down to England!. Exports from the uk include Gems and precious metals (Scotland due to its geological topography is abundant in these) Machinery including computers (Scotland hosts proud abundance innovation of Machinery, and a large above population average for the Gaming industry) Mineral fuels including oil ( we got pretty much all the UKs in the north so lol nuff said) (ps finance always sets up across the road from oil historically so a lot of the London post code finance institutes would put there post code in Scotland (you getting the picture yet?).......) Vehicles (fore front of pioneering work on biofuel engines) Pharmaceuticals (Scotland's labs are punching way above the population average on laboratory science and discovery) Electrical machinery and equipment (renewables nuff said) Optical, technical, and medical apparatus ( Scotland has always punched way above the population average for innovation in all these fields) Aircraft and spacecraft ( BEA systems and Trident are based in Scotland and now space launch sites are based here too...) and that's without talking about Tourism, Whisky, and the humble haggis that can be seen running round the hills at night!. There is an English arrogance that believes blindly that nobody can do without them!, they would swear blindly that the smaller nations are somehow leaching, yet the opposite is true, it is this denial that creates a willingness for the other nations to want to leave, the proof being in the reality of having left.
Contrary to what you might believe or have experienced in the past, Scotland is hardly like that anymore. Current day Scotland couldn't give a shit where you are from provided you're a nice person and have no vested selfish interest in the lands of this country. We're a country pretty hard wired on preservation and conservation not hatred. Scotland leaving the UK had very little to do with this so called 'Hated of the English' that is only carried on by drunk football hooligans and people carrying a grudge from before they were born. (The same can also be said for both places, I've had countless experiences with English people shaming me for my Scottish accent. Most of the world bloody shames this country for the way we talk.) The reason for leaving the UK was solely driven by a want for Scotlands future to be in the hands of a Scottish democracy and driven by the Scottish people. Nothing to do with the English common man. Heres an analogy for your rude assumptions: If I went to america on holiday and happened to bump into members of the KKK in a bar, by your logic I should assume everyone in America is a racist bigot that wishes harm upon specific races. However in the real world it doesn't work like that. Your experiences shape your opinions, I get it. If I had to guess i'd say it's like 15% of Scotland that is xenophobic. The rest don't care. It's very cheap to paint an entire people's character from a number of experiences you've had personally. My guess is you've just been unlucky and met the few bigots that actually are like that. Hopefully your opinion changes the more people you meet. If not, atleast know that I dont hate you just because you're english, thats proposterous.
@@theunionofjackbeanie2464 lol ooh I'm defo that. If interested in catching the "fever". Day courses will be available. In the new year. (far far cheaper than anyone else. And I'll garrentee gold will be found or another day gratis)
@@theunionofjackbeanie2464 I'm also 400 mile from my area of permission. . Its well worth the 8 hour drive 😉. Ave peek at mi Channel. (not much there at min. Still learning editing stuff)
That Scottish Guy so basically you are inventing discriminatory belief systems against people who say they are british to further your own belief that being Scottish makes you superior to us? Sounds a bit like what the nazis did against the Jews? So as a british federalist and social democrat what have I become that I should be ashamed of?
@@roosterbooster6238 Nothing superior in being Scottish, and perhaps as a "british federalist and social democrat" you would know that, but no you had to use the race card to support your claim. Tut tut. "what have I become that I should be ashamed of?" using what the nazis did against the Jews, to explain away Scots desire to have Independence. As for you're own shame, something tells me that after using those comments, I don't think you would ever be ashamed, or would you?
@@azmanabdula 55% of scotland voted to stay part of the uk, but there are some complaints and complications such as the english scare tactics and lies.
I'm Scottish and I think he's very funny. Some people do say very extreme things. From both sides of the border. So sad we've reduced ourselves to that level. 😔
Banky well the twats never though, the ‘English electorate’ had absolutely nothing to do with the UK joining the EU. Nobody got a vote. Even if they did, it would’ve been a UK-wide one, like the referendum; so it would be implied that you’re essentially talking about yourself. Of course mongs like you are just that... mongs... so I’m not sure why I’d expect anything intelligible from your side anyway.
@@banky4943 There was no referendum for joining the EU. There was no European Union, just the European Economic Community. The people voted for a close trade partnership and ended up with an unaccountable committee of law makers.
I'm a proud Englishman and I love the Scots. The Scots should decide for themselves to stay in the UK or go independent. I wish them the very best of luck what ever they decide to do.
We've already decided in 2014, it's just that some extremist Nationalists can't accept it. The SNP may be the governing party in Scotland, but the majority want to remain part of the UK.
@@joemorton9200 There's also the fact that the 2014 vote may not be totally legitimate, not in that it was rigged or votes weren't counted but. there was initially supposed to be 3 options, Stay in the UK, Leave, or Stay with more autonomy. the Tories thinking the referendum wouldn't matter just made it the first 2, but because the polls were split 50/50 a few days before the actual vote, the tories said that stay would come with those increased powers, this confused a lot of voters and MAY have lead to a lot more support for no. there's also the fact that the last one was 8 years ago and it's a very different place today. there's many thousands of people like myself that were too young to vote in 2014 (I was 13 at the time, voting age is 16 here) and many older people that did vote in 2014 that aren't alive anymore, interestingly, the old are overwhemlingly in favour of staying, and the young the opposite, couple that with the EU thing which yes was quite unpopular here. and it's not at all crazy to believe we'd leave. The Tory government of the past 12 years has been a complete embarrasment to the nation on the internal and international stage and Scots as much as anyone are fucking sick of it, most people want to leave not to not be in the UK, but to be free from the twats in Westminster. whatever we do I hope we do it soon cause as much as I think independce is important for us moving forward and the SNP are the only route to that. I am generally pretty disgusted with them as a party and want them gone ASAP.
@@danielmacpherson8487 If the people want it they should get it but I’m not so sure now is the best time. The financial proposals look like they are up in the air which would be sorely felt at the moment. Also it’s not like you can just leave and join the EU, there’s a transition period (lasting a good couple of years if not more) which given the state of the world right now would be agony. I reckon it’s almost guaranteed, I just hope you can strangle a good enough deal out of Westminster when the time is right. Alternatively, England leaves and ditches you with Wales (and Liverpool) bish bash bosh, sorted.
@@joemorton9200 My partner is a scot neither of her family who still live there want independence nor does anyone they know , i think you will find the polls are wrong by a long shot, they are not going anywhere .Also Scotland gets Billions from the British government , what are they going to do if that dries up ? their gas and oil are running out so wheres their wealth coming from selling whiskey and haggis lmao .Sturgeon is a joke as is anyone who follows her its like the blind leading the blind .
I give credit to them for showing her when all comedy shows have people that get uptight and dont laugh but most wont show these people, they only show the ones that laugh, or for ethnic jokes they try to find someone of that ethnicity having a chuckle so everyone feels comfortable. In modern times if your not pissing someone off your probably not being edgy enough to make anyone laugh.
To all the jock's, Paddy's n Taffy's. I'm an English old git and I'd like to say I'm Happy, chuffed and proud, we have all of us as part of the UK. We are all seperate countries, but I've met load's of great people from all over the UK and personally love the fact, we are a united kingdom.
@@Citybhoy because scots Irish n Welsh folk know the craic and I'm sure they have got an " Affectionate" name for me. 🤔 Edit and can have a laugh amongst OURSELVES
@@Citybhoy These names are terms of endearment and part of the UKs family style humour which I for one (and I'm a Taffy) do not want to see disappear along with all our little characteristics that have fallen because of stupid 'political correctness'
it pays to be careful what you wish for, especially now that brexit is turning into a beaurocratic and financial nightmare - voting for brexit was a disaster mainly by people who had no idea what they were voting for and therefore deciding the scottish fate at the same time so there is small wonder that the scots are waiting for a referendum to be done very presently in order to save them from the uk fate of voting for stuff the voters there had no idea would bring a lot of tradeloss and unemployment, presently still masked by corona fallout, and at the same time the idiots who voted for brexit also had no idea of the accessory damage that would be caused to exchange and travel restrictions within the eu and right of stay. in short, the most important trading partner was voted out and the uk plus scotland voted a third world country tradewise, with all the great problems this entails - mainly loss of trade and travel. you can t do something more stupid and dangerous to livelihoods all over the uk, than this
You can't get a much more Scottish name than Al Murray. He attended boarding school and Oxford University. Cultural appropriation anyone? I imagine most people don't realize his on stage persona is a marvelous work of fiction.
Yeah but plenty of Scots feel like he jokes; unfortunately. Everyone knows it, that’s why this sketch is so funny. The woman a row down and to the right of one being picked on knows it 😜
So true Tommy So many people have lost their sense of humour, and decided it's better to have a good sense of offended instead. What is this GREAT BRITISH nation coming to ?🙈🙉🙊
The UK is a family of nations England- The parent Scotland-The sulky teenager always threatening to leave home but never having the wherewithal to do it. Wales- The talented younger brother excelling at sports and music. Northern Ireland- The screaming baby, but at least he’s got over the teething trouble.
You forgot Ireland..the angry kid that did manage to escape and leave after 750 years of trying. Now it still causes its parents pain......i.e., Brexit, Northern Ireland,Ryanair, etc
You could extend the metaphor: France - the amorous next door neighbour who's simultaneously trying to cop off with the parent _and_ the sulky teenager Germany - the granny who always give you a fiver for your birthday (as long as you do your chores and have been good) Italy - the local restaurant Poland - the local handyman Holland - the local drug dealer
What? If u did that,theyre be no decent footballers in England! Man.Utd. are a bunch of overpaid under acieverers,and London and Brummie clubs are useless Re
The Planet Magrathea II why do so many of you seem to want independence, independence which you will then use to align yourself with the EU and be (entirely) ruled by them? Why, I genuinely don’t understand? You effectively want to procure independence, in order to have it taken by somebody else instead... If it’s a case of well, someone’s gonna do better than the other, then I understand but sorry I think going with the EU is anchoring yourself to a sinking ship, or whatever the term is.
From an Aus Scotsman Manxy - make sure he doesn't go down the sellout road like our disgraceful and embarrassment of a comedian known as Jim fuckwit Jefferies
@@Nathan-yk5km I think for a lot of Scots, independence isn't about being all on our own. It's about having our parliament represent us to it's fullest extent. A large amount of Scots feel "left out" by Westminster. But we are also, en masse, pro Europe. A lot of rural Scotland benefits from EU grants and projects, and we have a large European immigrant population which works hard and brings their ethics and culture along with them. An Independent Scotland that is part of the EU would mean that local issues are wholly settled by the Scottish Government, which we vote for, and we would still be part of the free trade, movement and cooperation that the EU provides. The idea that we are held ransom by Brussels (or indeed the Bundestag as someone else said) I think is a gross exaggeration, perhaps fuelled by anti-Europe sentiment. For a lot of Scottish people, being part of Europe and sharing in culture, experience and humanity is a desperately important thing, more so than being part of the UK. Both referenda I think are proof of that. Hence the call for a 2nd independence referendum. These, by the way, are not necessarily my views, but more of a summary of what I think I see from my fellow countrymen on a daily basis. It's fair to say, that the promise that David Cameron made to the people of Scotland in 2014; our only way to maintain our EU membership was to remain as part of the UK (at that point the EU basically said Scotland being a member as an independent country was nigh on impossible) and then his referendum on the subject which is now seemingly going to strip the people of Scotland of that promise, has left a lot of Scottish people feeling betrayed and abandoned. And I think correctly so. As it stands, I'm anti-indepenence at the moment, as I was in 2014, but I'm sat on an exceptionally thin knife edge on the subject.
@BreatheScotland - "Scotland gets additional funds on top of it's own taxes that it raises" absolute lie, get your facts right, Scotland does not have the power to raise its own taxes! All tax revenue raised in Scotland goes to Wasteminster.
No way Liverpool could ever be part of Scotland. If he had said Ireland then as long as it would be made the official Capital not just the working one as it is now that could work.
From what I hear Britain is gone completely over the top with this PC bullshit your patriotic songs banned you can't celebrate st George's day what the f**k and I thought Ireland was gone to f**k which it is but you seem to have brought the whole thing to an even more ridiculous level
Unfortunately the SNP don't respect democracy. Their idea of independence isn't independence at all because they have an obsession with the EU. In order to be a member of that corrupt political organisation you need to sacrifice much of your sovereignty. You really couldn't make it up.
@@jackdubz4247 they are very different thanks to Covid, if Scotland had voted to leave the U.K. in ‘14 we would have been much worse off during the pandemic, we should all give thanks to the strength of the Union. So yes things are different, the benefit of being part of the Union is even clearer now.
Brilliant nobody will have enjoyed this more than the Scott’s themselves Scottish people have a fantastic sense of humour they are like the English they can laugh at themselves
No it isn't funny it a racism. And before you say I don't have a sense of humour or imply I am some other kind reason for my view , read my other comment made tonight approximately 10, minute ago giving some clarity of what he was involved in during 20th to 2014 . Then decide why I say it's racism. As I am one of those Scottish people with a sense of humour now Mickey Flanagan there is a true comedian & terrifically great in his stands up shows.
does anyone know Al is actually really posh and comes from a. long bloodline of posh landowners and titles in England. he just pretends to be working class.
Yea probably true funny that. and every working class Scott has a (RICH) noble Scot hero relative who shafts them, in their past, present and future. And, a touch of Tutankamen too. Like 3/4 of the UK.
The Scots started all that union crap with their rotten Stuart kings. And they did the Highland clearances and the Ulster plantation. Before that it was the Tudors and they were a bunch of fat sweaty Taffs. Trust the Scots to want to be independent from the shit they started.
it pays to be careful what you wish for, especially now that brexit is turning into a beaurocratic and financial nightmare - voting for brexit was a disaster mainly by people who had no idea what they were voting for and therefore deciding the scottish fate at the same time so there is small wonder that the scots are waiting for a referendum to be done very presently in order to save them from the uk fate of voting for stuff the voters there had no idea would bring a lot of tradeloss and unemployment, presently still masked by corona fallout, and at the same time the idiots who voted for brexit also had no idea of the accessory damage that would be caused to exchange and travel restrictions within the eu and right of stay. in short, the most important trading partner was voted out and the uk plus scotland voted a third world country tradewise, with all the great problems this entails - mainly loss of trade and travel. you can t do something more stupid and dangerous to livelihoods all over the uk, than this
@@mpggv8368 1) You replied to the wrong comment. 2) Believe it or not, Brexit is the lesser of two evils. I don't know if you've noticed, but the EU is an unsustainable economic mess that is surviving on life support, and the longer its kept alive, the more catastrophic its demise will be. The whole project is controlled by unelected eurocrats in Brussels, slapping regulation after regulation on countries with little regard what effect it will have on them, and you can ask Greece, Spain and other poorer countries what a mess the EU have been. No one thought Brexit isn't going to be messy, any divorce is. But the sooner it gets done, the better for the UK in the long run. Future generations will look back at brexit like they look back on churchil:. It might not have been the most popular choice to make, but it was the best choice one could make between two bad options.
hello @@Hannodb1961 of course many days i m thinking the same. its a payment transfer system and highly complicated and involved i.e look at the amount of payments on agriculture alone without which by the way the french could not survive. thats why the swiss and norway are keeping out of the mess. no one knows where it will stand in 3 - 5 yrs time.
"form the republic of Jockistan" - the problem with the English view on independence. Independence isn't just for Scottish people. It's for anyone and everyone living in Scotland !
Poor England. With Scotland's departure just a matter of when, and with Wales getting itchy feet not to mention Ireland moving closer to reunification, England - after isolating itself from Europe - is now on course to be isolated within what was once the United Kingdom. The English will realise that all their country has is faded glory. Vera Lynn, Blitz spirit, Churchill. That's where it all ended. Beyond that, nothing. No waters, no resources, no real exports. Money made in London stays in London (or swims to offshore accounts). Its establishment knows this hence the dirty tricks and propaganda desperately deployed to stop Scotland, and eventually the rest, leaving. RIP England.
The question is no longer if Scotland will leave the UK, the question is when Scotland will leave the UK? Come the imminent new Scottish independence referendum, I will vote in favour of Scotland leaving the UK. This will make me very, deeply sad in many respects, but no matter, it is the way I will vote. Personally I can no longer find any justification or see any benefit in living under the control of an expensively educated, and over privileged elite band of idiots. A nostalgic quango of halfwits who select certain parts of history to subvert, subdue, modify or exaggerate inorder to suit their narrow minded and overinflated image of themselves. A group of charlatans that constantly repeat factoids that are eagerly amplified in the press and media, until they are mistakenly accepted as fact. Scotland leaving the UK can only serve as a source of motivation to the Indy curious people of Wales. The Yes movement in Wales has grown to such an extent over the last few years, that the same question once asked of Scotland are now being asked of Wales. Not if Wales will leave the UK, but when will Wales leave the UK? Weep for poor England. No seriously, weep for poor England. There's a disaster capitalist storm coming England's way. Her public services such as the NHS, and her assets are soon to be colonized and controlled by the USA. A country led by a man who ironically given the anti Celtic/European attitudes held by many of the the xenophobes in little England, comes from Scottish/German parentage. You couldn't make this stuff up.
Carlsburg Super Brew is made in Northampton England. We could cut off the Jock’s supplies, and force them, to beg for forgiveness. But to be fair, we don’t want to be too harsh on them. Growing up foreign, so close to civilisation, is bound to have left a chip on their shoulders.
With the oil price low and the Barnett formula no longer payable from England, how will the Scottish economy survive???????? Free prescriptions, free university education? I don't really think so Nicola !!!!!
And how do you think England would survive without our oil,our gas our fishing industry,you ignorant people think you subsidise Scotland you don’t,Scotland contributes more to the economy per head of population than any other country in the uk,if you are fed up with subsidising us then ask for a vote in England to see if they want rid of us.
smile 2192 You need to get your facts right but then again entitled people don’t like facts that go against their agenda,you keep believing what you want but if we are such a burden to you poor people why not get rid of us and see what happens,it will not happen because your Tory gov knows it needs Scotland’s resources to survive,as I said look at the facts and how much Britain’s economy relies on oil and gas revenue which belongs to Scotland.
@smile 2192 Curious... why do so many people think the SNP would automatically be in charge of an independent Scotland... do you really think we wouldn't have our own elections?
Samur/Aye Try getting rid of the freebies once they’re already there. Near on impossible. The people won’t vote to get rid of their free stuff. The SNP will be in power from day one in an independent Scotland and you’ll see how completed fucked Scotland will become.
@ I am going to posit that anyone who cares about democracy would be deeply upset about a single party system. The UK can't regain its freedom from unelected EU bureaucrats by becoming a single party system where your vote only counts if it is for the 'correct' person.
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@@Subjagator no i do agree we must be strong and a single party or a single "ok" party is not enough but labour are a ill party that won't get better any time soon its been took over.
Al Murray, so funny. He is of course right, "we were the crazy gang". It would be a shame to see a divorce - Speaking as someone who lives in England with mixed UK and European heritage including English and Welsh. Two of my cousins are half Scottish and the majority of People in UK and England have mixed Welsh, Irish, Scottish, English and European ancestry. My point being is that the UK population is so mixed up that I dont see the point in breaking it up.
Almost everyone I know up here don't really have a problem with the English, apart from a few who get annoyed at specific regional accents. But still hate England.
John Rab Abdabistan is nowhere near Germany. Do you not know anything? BTW not my queen, it's reign is illegal and unlawful, not to mention, it fails in it's sworn oath to do right by the the people a pre requisite of it's reign. Just thought I'd mention (" ,)
The way I see it. Britain is like a band. If we break up. We’re all going to be depressed and no one will hear from us again. It isn’t 1654 where we are killing each other. Like what are the English doing wrong. Honestly what is good about being independent. Why don’t we split the us into 50 countries as well
I find it interesting that, according to public records, when things looked difficult for the Allies in WW2, Scottish nationalists would get busy seeking an understanding in their favour from the Nazis via their consul in Dublin. It fascinates me that today's SNP prefer to be run by the Franco-German led EU than continued alliance with the rest of the UK. But maybe old history can point us in the direction that might help explain this sort of political thinking.
Liar there is no evidence the SNP did that whatsoever there leader was let go if he had he would been executed or been interned for full coarse of that war and after it he served 6 weeks and was let go without any charges Your seik hailing Queen and English fashiast party at time being third biggest in Europe at the times more worrying than the SNP at the time
@@legandrydirk Bravely spoken! Allow me to draw your attention to the following report in the Daily Telegraph dated 09/05/2001 under the title "Scots 'tried to set up Nazi alliance' ". This opens with these two paragraphs - "Scottish nationalists attempted to set up a German-Scottish alliance against England during the Second World War, according to MI6 files released today to the Public Record Office at Kew. They offered to proclaim an independent pro-German invasion of Scotland in the event of a Nazi invasion of England. In return, they asked that Germany stop bombing Scotland and give captured Scottish conscripts special treatment." The article goes on to describe in detail what was going on and finishes with the wry comment that "The files do not make clear if the contacts were ever followed up.", but mentions that MI5 "was already investigating the Scottish nationalists."
@@songsmith31a Tabloid newspaper bullshit and anti Scottish propaganda with a referendum coming up None of this ever happened or else it would tell you the names of who was executed Even during Levingston there was people tried during a war,same procedure would have happened here Imagine how better it would be if you actually used your brain?
@@legandrydirk I fail to see what today's calls for a referendum have to do with a broadsheet newspaper report of twenty years ago but passing that irrelevance by, the next paragraph states: "The proposals were made via the German legation in Dublin and came in the middle of a campaign by Winston Churchill to force the Irish government to stop the Germans using the legation as a centre for espionage and subversion." Mention is made of the unease of the German minister in Dublin, Edward Hempel, that an alliance with Scottish nationalists might give the British an excuse to have him expelled told Berlin that he "obviously could not have anything to do with the business in any shape or form." And there is more, but I think that anyone with a less prejudiced and closed mind will have already got the gist of what was deciphered by British code-breakers between 1940 and 1943 in messages sent to Berlin. It was the view of the Intelligence services that passed the information to government that "though individual members are mischievous and potentially dangerous, the organisation, (which called itself "The Scottish Independence Movement") albeit full of sound and fury, is of little consequence." No doubt the Public Record Office can verify all of this if fact and history matter to an informed brain.
I am from Canada and am not all that culturally familiar with England Scotland and Wales but can tell he is brilliant l and he knows his people. Man works hard at his job he sweats every set, or it could be the alcohol either way he’s as animated as a cartoon.
I’m a right wing conservative . But Scotland has the right to self determination , I’d hate them to leave the United Kingdom. But it’s for Scots to decide
Michael M - I disagree; England should be asked if we want to continue to support those ungrateful parasitic whinging bastards. They don't have to pay tuition fees, prescription charges, hospital parking and countless other things all paid for by English taxpayers. I fully support their independence but it must be true independence - THE CASH DISPENSER MUST CLOSE.
@@markfox1545 exactly mate, give the vote to the English and Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland would be out of the UK before lunchtime. Paying all the bills and getting blamed for everything, it's less of a union and more parenthood and it's time for the kids to leave home.
@@markfox1545 The cash dispenser are you off your trolley the debt sits at £1.8 trillion pounds about £70 billion in interest payments each year. The public spending is higher in Scotland because the tax take was higher in Scotland for years. We Scots don't tell you how to spend British tax money so what the Scottish government spends its share of British tax money has got f all to do with anyone outside Scotland. Can you please provide figures for how you think little England is getting ripped off ?
We need another referendum NOW, Not if they want to leave, but whether we want to leave them,, the oil has almost run out, they have nothing else we want, I do honestly love the scottish and scotland, except for sturgeon
@@NickiesAdventureChannel Come on now Alex if Scotland gets it's independence then England has no claim on the oil in what would be Scotlands territorial waters. So my comment isn't stupid, always about the money and power.
beth bland lol that oil would be depleted instantly due to the currency shift .... when the Scottish pound became lower than a empty packet of quavers .... also refining the oil ? What they just borrow those facilities ? Or they build their own ? With sticks and stones. It’s the only source of income for Scotland and it would disappear faster than 50% of Scottish people heading for UK
Very funny routine that buys in nicely to comfy centuries old misconceptions. It’s very good of the English to desperately hold on to Scotland so they can subsidise it with their hard earned cash. It’s just a pity that the rest of the empire got fed up being ‘subsidised’ and buggered off with none of them ever wanting to come back.
Funny thing is to the rest of the world all three of you are the same people stuck on the same island. Try to get along, you really aren’t that different
Its only banter,you might get a few knobs but majority of scots,english and welsh get on.im english and always been treated great when in scotland,even in glasgow.
I am a proud English man first and foremost. Does my head in when I hear English people say they are British first. A Scottish man will always proudly say he's a Scotsman and a Welsh man will proudly say he's a Welsh man and rightly so. You only have to take a look around London to see why the English feel pressured into saying they are British. Political correctness. Nothing wrong with being tribal. I am a massive 6 nations fan the only national anthan i find outdated now is my own! I mean the queen doesn't need saying from anyone!
Interesting you didnt include Northern Ireland, not too many unionists will claim to be Irish 1st and British 2nd even although the Irish rugby team is inclusive of north and south. At the end of the day its about personal identity and so personal choice.
@@Finderskeepers. well we do have a British and irish lions tour the Irish being worded separate to British. As I say you will never hear a Welsh man or Scotsman say they are British first, never. Rightly so as well like I am a proud English man i will never say I am british over being English first. Its almost as if an Irish, Welsh and Scotsman are encouraged to say they are proud but if a Englishman says so then racism is brought up? We have our own football teams. But of course I am proud of our British army. But we live in times now where an English man has to explain why he is proud to say he's English first rather than say he's british first? Madness.
@@smokingjoe8039 absolute bullshit pal. My whole family are scottish and nearly all would claim to be british 1st. And i say that being english myself. Love that you make the assumption thay every englishmen who thinks britain 1st is pressured into it by political correctness. Get your head out your arse and stop ignoring everything that doesnt fit your agenda. People like you that drag this country down
It's not Liverpool they have to take...it's Newcastle. The obvious border will be Hadrian's Wall which finishes at Wallsend...funnily enough. So that means part of Newcastle will be in Scotland or we let them have everything north of the Tyne around Newcastle. Close the motorways at the wall in favour of border checks along the wall possibly at the modified forts.
@@adaster98 well actually your politicians did. Aw, clearly you are unaware of how much you rely on scotland but hey, little England has always been insular
@@adaster98 ha ha ha oh dear jesus, tell you what, you provide hard evidence of your bullshit and I will give you hard evidence of your politicians lovebombing Scotland!
im english and i love scots welsh and irish,we fking need to stick together big time i also agree we all should be on a level ground i.e pay and opportunities
Patriotism is not something to be added to a hat-trick, a list of good stuff. Patriotism is pride without that pride having to be earned, the same bs like blind loyality.
Scotland doesn’t want to leave. There’s been 1 I think 2 votes for Scottish independence and each time they’ve voted to stay, the reason why people think they want to leave is because no one campaigns to stay apart of the UK because they’re already apart of the Uk
Well surely you should stop returning SNP MPs ! They are just an annoying disruption at Westminster, objecting to everything and contributing nothing to the UK as a whole.
Finstaa. Good point. The Scottish voted to STAY in The U .K. The reason some people think they want to leave is because the minority who want to leave are much more vocal, and on television more.
@A S Teer True, and the Scottish people exercised their right to determine their future by voting to STAY in The U.K. Self-determination and independence are not the same thing here.
Finstaa or is it because we’ll take our shipbuilding industry,lucrative MOD contracts and benefits back down south and leave you worse off than you already are 😂😂 The Majority of Northern Irish are no dozers either as the republicans hate the monarchy but have no problems spending money with the queens head on it come giro day.
Aka the every branch of christianity , the government , the media , and the entire entertainment industry , oh and not forgetting of course their corporate backers who pull all their strings ....those mysterious faceless back stabbing false god worshiping judas C@nt's ......................................................
Παπαπέτρου Χρήστος ‘Some’ people in Scotland want to be ruled from Brussels and Strasbourg rather then London 🤷♂️ even though we share the same currency, same language, same Queen and the same island. They’re crazy. They would cut off their nose to spite their face.
The level of political integration in the EU is far lower than in the UK between the home nations so you're not comparing like with like. That's why EU members are considered independent, can vote in their own non-devolved governments with a greater range of powers, and can opt to leave at a time of their choice. None of that applies to Scotland within the UK.
McJ 2051 The UK is a nation state that’s why. The point is clear. The EU wants to be its OWN nation state. That’s why we voted leave because we’re smart enough to see where it is heading.
@@JamesMc2051 And the EU used to be a common market with virtually no intergration, yet over the course of a few decades it's turned into a pseudo-governmental body with a ongoing movement to turn it into a fedaration. Thing is, however shite the UK government is, worst comes to worst the people of Britain can march on Parliment in the millions and get rid of any government that's there. Try doing the same when the seat of power is across an ocean protected by a millitary size that could become equivalent or even more numerous than the population size of your rebelling country and which could easily lock down your waters to prevent anything (including communications) coming in or out.
@@noodlyappendage6729 Independent Sweden Independent Holland Independent Denmark and independent Republic of Ireland have a lot more powers in the EU than Scotland controlled by Westminster. To try and suggest otherwise shows how stupid you are.
The part about the wishes is so true and Hilarious. I'm partially french myself an our whole family gave up even trying to be Bilingual and now are pro French in Poutine and name only
Rebuild Hadrian's wall! Loved Scotland, Eyemouth, loch Ewe, isle of Lewis, Black houses, Drumnadrochit, Lyon's glen, Tyemouth, Crieff (The Pretoria was a surprize). God's garden.
Scotland does'nt want to leave the UK it's only sturgeon and her sheep! most of us are happy being british, it's a myth the english are hated up here. The peoples republic of jockistan was hilarious, couldna stop laughing at that 😂😂 its ok to take the piss out of each other, its comedy and banter and snowflakes and muslims need to get a sense of humour, i'm a jock and not offended in the slightest, al murray is a funny guy 🏴🇬🇧
I'm Scottish and less than 1/3rd of Scotland would vote for independence. There are the Brigadoon / Braveheart deplorables, then those suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, who still vote for the SNP despite their appalling record in office. Then finally the extremists, who even after the SNP sent infected Covid 19 elderly Scottish patients from hospital back into care homes, which caused a wildfire of deaths, would even then still vote SNP. Thankfully, most Scots are sane and will never leave the UK.
Peter I understand what your saying . but.Scotland won't to stay with the E U. Not to leave the E U. This brexit is not so good what it makes out to be.
it pays to be careful what you wish for, especially now that brexit is turning into a beaurocratic and financial nightmare - voting for brexit was a disaster mainly by people who had no idea what they were voting for and therefore deciding the scottish fate at the same time so there is small wonder that the scots are waiting for a referendum to be done very presently in order to save them from the uk fate of voting for stuff the voters there had no idea would bring a lot of tradeloss and unemployment, presently still masked by corona fallout, and at the same time the idiots who voted for brexit also had no idea of the accessory damage that would be caused to exchange and travel restrictions within the eu and right of stay. in short, the most important trading partner was voted out and the uk plus scotland voted a third world country tradewise, with all the great problems this entails - mainly loss of trade and travel. you can t do something more stupid and dangerous to livelihoods all over the uk, than this
No Scotland has to take Doncaster. Reason because it belongs to Scotland. A gift from a English king to a Scottish king. Although being from Sheffield I realise it was a poor gift.
Zuul Gatekeeper Barnett Formula Explained in simple terms.. I have £10.00, my next door neighbour takes it. Gives me back £4.00 and tell’s me I’m owe him a further £20.00 for the new lawnmower he’s just bought for the both of us..I don’t have a garden.
Your title is incorrect. The Scottish government or SNP wants to leave the UK. That is not the same as saying Scotland wants to leave the UK. In 2014, the electorate of Scotland chose to REMAIN in the UK.
@@mjjveritas and where are you getting your facts from? Ipso Mori? Outdated results of a referendum held years ago? Mainstream media? Every single poll I've seen in the past year or so has had the support for independence on the rise with it surpassing 50% in only the last couple of months. You can stick your head in the sand and pretend it isn't happening but the electorate are telling a very different story. Overwhelming numbers of people are supporting the SNP who are standing on a mandate of independence. That alone should tell you that the will of the people has shifted! Labour is finished in Scotland and will be for a long time now. The Conservatives have never had a foothold up here beyond Edinburgh so they are as good as a non entity. Lib Dems have held the islands but beyond that are a toothless joke of a party that will adopt the policies of whichever party will throw them a bone. If you refuse to look at the reality of the situation that's your choice. I also deal in facts but context is important when building a full and concise stance. I've done my homework, have you?
@@EssK Where am I getting my facts from? What a stupid question. I stated facts, regarding the Scottish Referendum held in 2014. The result of the 2014 Referendum still stands as I type. I have not mentioned anything about opinion polls, or future projections. I've simply stated facts, and pointed out that the video title as being misleading, and not accurate in any sense as things currently stand. Things cannot change UNTIL there is a new Referendum or election. Opinion Polls CAN be wrong. For example, projections for the UK EU Referendum pointed to a Remain win, but those polls were wrong. I'm sure areas such as Perth, and Stirling, have been Conservative strongholds in the past, and those cities are north and beyond Edinburgh.
Zippy_UK well it’s not that I dislike Liverpudlians in anyway it’s just I would rather be able to walk out my front door and not be mugged or see the wheels on my car have been stolen
Scottish Independence makes no sense, they want to leave the union of 4 countries because they feel they are ignored and forgotten to join a union of almost 30 countries. I hope the Scottish publice dont get duped into that but based on the last few elections that is where they are heading.
Scots: "We want to get out of the United Kingdom, because we're a minority in the Union, and we feel our voices is not being heard. We want to join the even bigger European Union, where we'll be an even smaller minority, and where our voice will count even less." Me: Okeeeee.
As an American, I loved Liverpool. But then again, it is the only place where there was a sign on the side of a building that read, "warning car thieves operate in this area." Another time, we had our car broken into for new CDs that were under the passenger seat. They did that in China Town while it was busy. I still love Liverpool.
That'll be Scottish history as taught in English schools then. Lol The Scots protested the union when they found out their land had been bought and sold for English gold by greedy clan leaders.
@@jakkyte5733 Support the claimed facts then. You say we wanted a union coz we were broke. I am Scottish, I think I have a better grip on my history than your English propagandist rubbish.
FROM WALES AN IDEA💡 Al I have an idea. Why not have different money? Wales can have the leek. Scotty can have the thistle. Cornwall can have the pixie. England keeps the pound. I gets tricky with exchange rates... Two leeks to the pound, three thistles to the pixie. Five thistles to a leek.
David Allen the people who watch him know exactly what he is about and he is a parody of nationalist bigots. His audience aren’t poorly educated knuckle draggers FFS.
Remember the kid from the game Bully for PS2? This is him now, feel old yet?
Jimmy hopkins
Rupe Jimmie Hopkins and GARY
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Al wishes he was that young and tough.
Ahh...Bullworth Academy! ....Get making Bully 2 now Rockstar
I'm English born to Scottish parents and hated going on holiday to visit family in Scotland...... my English accent was a magnet for every single idiot with a grudge........ there is a kind of victim culture that puts the blame for everything that happens to each and every one of them at the feet of the English....... I've been beaten spat on and verbally abused so many times as a kid it became a part of the holiday.
I must admit i owe the fact that i can look after myself to the lessons in " a good kickin" I got on holiday........
Years later I joined the royal navy and served on a type 21 frigate built on the Clyde...... the visit to Glasgow during a small refit was like a stroll down memory lane........ abuse based purely on the accent you happen to have.......
Having said that I would hate to see Scotland leave the UK.
If it ever did happen it would be a total disaster . Industries with government contracts like ship building may very well loose contracts in favour of English or Irish ship yards, the military bases might have to relocate to England and the nuclear submarines to Plymouth RAF may have to stay for mutual safety and NATO commitments, but the army regiments would have to disband and leave......... investment in Scottish industry could be affected when Westminster is not involved in any backup capability....... Scotland is a pretty big country to run with only+/- 5 million people and no major industries to support the GDP....... not even the gas and oilfields can help them as production is getting more difficult and expensive whilst the world is looking for renewable energy............
If they try to join the EU there will have to be a hard border and different passports and different money and all financial support from Westminster would have to stop...... all the rules on business and fishing and farming and trade in general would have to change........... Scotland and the rest of the UK would be a weaker place if they left.......... perhaps the kids should not be taught to hate the English just because they are English
you dont get it never will .. end of
That's similar to my experience of the place. Never known anywhere so full of hatred. I was really disappointed when they voted to stay.
I'm from the English Midlands and have a good mate from East Kilbride. He invited me up for Hogmanay. Did he think I had a death wish or something.
I'm from Scotland, went to England naïvely thinking it would be ok, I was 16, my name suddenly turned to ''Jock'' punched, spat at, ridiculed, I was shown my place.
Having said that I would not like to see Scotland leave the UK, it would be a disaster for the English, Welsh and Irish, not just that up to 70% of the SAS are Scottish so that leaves the rest of the UK foreign military and political agenda in tatters, but unlike you you have inferred and where you are wrong, the wealth from oil and gas fields just opened plus the obvious wind and sea renewables and then the Hydro reopening in Scottish mountains would see Scotland become way more wealthy then Norway with the English reliant on Scottish renewables like the Shetland farms that are being piped directly down to England!.
Exports from the uk include
Gems and precious metals (Scotland due to its geological topography is abundant in these)
Machinery including computers (Scotland hosts proud abundance innovation of Machinery, and a large above population average for the Gaming industry)
Mineral fuels including oil ( we got pretty much all the UKs in the north so lol nuff said) (ps finance always sets up across the road from oil historically so a lot of the London post code finance institutes would put there post code in Scotland (you getting the picture yet?).......)
Vehicles (fore front of pioneering work on biofuel engines)
Pharmaceuticals (Scotland's labs are punching way above the population average on laboratory science and discovery)
Electrical machinery and equipment (renewables nuff said)
Optical, technical, and medical apparatus ( Scotland has always punched way above the population average for innovation in all these fields)
Aircraft and spacecraft ( BEA systems and Trident are based in Scotland and now space launch sites are based here too...)
and that's without talking about Tourism, Whisky, and the humble haggis that can be seen running round the hills at night!.
There is an English arrogance that believes blindly that nobody can do without them!, they would swear blindly that the smaller nations are somehow leaching, yet the opposite is true, it is this denial that creates a willingness for the other nations to want to leave, the proof being in the reality of having left.
Contrary to what you might believe or have experienced in the past, Scotland is hardly like that anymore.
Current day Scotland couldn't give a shit where you are from provided you're a nice person and have no vested selfish interest in the lands of this country. We're a country pretty hard wired on preservation and conservation not hatred.
Scotland leaving the UK had very little to do with this so called 'Hated of the English' that is only carried on by drunk football hooligans and people carrying a grudge from before they were born. (The same can also be said for both places, I've had countless experiences with English people shaming me for my Scottish accent. Most of the world bloody shames this country for the way we talk.)
The reason for leaving the UK was solely driven by a want for Scotlands future to be in the hands of a Scottish democracy and driven by the Scottish people. Nothing to do with the English common man.
Heres an analogy for your rude assumptions:
If I went to america on holiday and happened to bump into members of the KKK in a bar, by your logic I should assume everyone in America is a racist bigot that wishes harm upon specific races. However in the real world it doesn't work like that. Your experiences shape your opinions, I get it. If I had to guess i'd say it's like 15% of Scotland that is xenophobic. The rest don't care. It's very cheap to paint an entire people's character from a number of experiences you've had personally. My guess is you've just been unlucky and met the few bigots that actually are like that. Hopefully your opinion changes the more people you meet. If not, atleast know that I dont hate you just because you're english, thats proposterous.
Scotland have already got there own defence system.They are called "Midgies".
Ooh propper little bastads. Scott's keep them just to look after the gold I seek
@@sharperprospecting6980 You are such a "gold digger"
@@theunionofjackbeanie2464 lol ooh I'm defo that. If interested in catching the "fever". Day courses will be available. In the new year. (far far cheaper than anyone else. And I'll garrentee gold will be found or another day gratis)
@@sharperprospecting6980 Interesting, unfortunately I am way down in southern England. Hope you are founding your fortune.
@@theunionofjackbeanie2464 I'm also 400 mile from my area of permission. . Its well worth the 8 hour drive 😉. Ave peek at mi Channel. (not much there at min. Still learning editing stuff)
His analogy of the British Empire as the ‘Crazy Gang’ was hilariously spot on 😂
Right. Cos so much intelligence is needed for that.
He ain't getting off his fat arse though to fight is he. And I had a right excuse me back then when he went into politics. I said BE YOURSELF
But he has to make politics into a joke. I said. You are worthy and he yourself
Nah. It annoyed me. Why he couldn't be himself and we have Boris understand
So please don't fucking laugh when people are dying . I don't find it bloody funny
Its somehow ironic that its ok to be a nationalist if you're scottish but not if you're english....
Jay Adams to be honest it isn’t
kat 6789 what about being proud of being british?
@@roosterbooster6238 We Scots are soon going to walk away in disgust at what "being british" has become, deluded.
That Scottish Guy so basically you are inventing discriminatory belief systems against people who say they are british to further your own belief that being Scottish makes you superior to us?
Sounds a bit like what the nazis did against the Jews?
So as a british federalist and social democrat what have I become that I should be ashamed of?
@@roosterbooster6238 Nothing superior in being Scottish, and perhaps as a "british federalist and social democrat" you would know that, but no you had to use the race card to support your claim. Tut tut. "what have I become that I should be ashamed of?" using what the nazis did against the Jews, to explain away Scots desire to have Independence. As for you're own shame, something tells me that after using those comments, I don't think you would ever be ashamed, or would you?
I’ve Never Hated Something So Much That I Agree With.
Whats the situation in Scotland
As an Aussie with a dumb fuck name
I have to ask
How do you feel about all this?
(Leaving Britain)
We voted on it a wee while back
@@pauldrummond755 ...and?
What happened?
@@azmanabdula 55% of scotland voted to stay part of the uk, but there are some complaints and complications such as the english scare tactics and lies.
@@Hellbrigadier How do you feel?
I'm Scottish and I think he's very funny. Some people do say very extreme things. From both sides of the border. So sad we've reduced ourselves to that level. 😔
From Australia love you Scotland.
From America keep making whisky. Our bourbon gets better from watching you
It's just fun when drinking beer!
But we are adults and can laugh at about our absurdities
Reduced?
Even the Romans couldn't be bothered to take it!
They did not bother to keep England, either. The only Roman conquest not worth the trouble, they preferred to evacuate.
D Carbs Ye that’s they went to shitty England had their way !
@@sandrider1406 And again in English?
They couldn't handle the cold. Soft southern Jessie's. Haha.
The jessie's run away
The English need a referendum on leaving the union
Yes, can I get a vote
...me too, no one asked me as an Englishman if i want to stay. Cut em all free.. pleeesse get us out of this inbred union
Banky well the twats never though, the ‘English electorate’ had absolutely nothing to do with the UK joining the EU.
Nobody got a vote.
Even if they did, it would’ve been a UK-wide one, like the referendum; so it would be implied that you’re essentially talking about yourself.
Of course mongs like you are just that... mongs... so I’m not sure why I’d expect anything intelligible from your side anyway.
@@carl48uk An Englishman in England sure, like Bangladesh without the weather.
@@banky4943
There was no referendum for joining the EU. There was no European Union, just the European Economic Community.
The people voted for a close trade partnership and ended up with an unaccountable committee of law makers.
I'm a proud Englishman and I love the Scots. The Scots should decide for themselves to stay in the UK or go independent. I wish them the very best of luck what ever they decide to do.
We've already decided in 2014, it's just that some extremist Nationalists can't accept it.
The SNP may be the governing party in Scotland, but the majority want to remain part of the UK.
@@donmacleod.7080 At the moment the polls suggest otherwise, a majority wanted to remain in the EU and that could've been the deal breaker
@@joemorton9200 There's also the fact that the 2014 vote may not be totally legitimate, not in that it was rigged or votes weren't counted but. there was initially supposed to be 3 options, Stay in the UK, Leave, or Stay with more autonomy. the Tories thinking the referendum wouldn't matter just made it the first 2, but because the polls were split 50/50 a few days before the actual vote, the tories said that stay would come with those increased powers, this confused a lot of voters and MAY have lead to a lot more support for no.
there's also the fact that the last one was 8 years ago and it's a very different place today. there's many thousands of people like myself that were too young to vote in 2014 (I was 13 at the time, voting age is 16 here) and many older people that did vote in 2014 that aren't alive anymore, interestingly, the old are overwhemlingly in favour of staying, and the young the opposite, couple that with the EU thing which yes was quite unpopular here. and it's not at all crazy to believe we'd leave. The Tory government of the past 12 years has been a complete embarrasment to the nation on the internal and international stage and Scots as much as anyone are fucking sick of it, most people want to leave not to not be in the UK, but to be free from the twats in Westminster. whatever we do I hope we do it soon cause as much as I think independce is important for us moving forward and the SNP are the only route to that. I am generally pretty disgusted with them as a party and want them gone ASAP.
@@danielmacpherson8487 If the people want it they should get it but I’m not so sure now is the best time. The financial proposals look like they are up in the air which would be sorely felt at the moment. Also it’s not like you can just leave and join the EU, there’s a transition period (lasting a good couple of years if not more) which given the state of the world right now would be agony. I reckon it’s almost guaranteed, I just hope you can strangle a good enough deal out of Westminster when the time is right.
Alternatively, England leaves and ditches you with Wales (and Liverpool) bish bash bosh, sorted.
@@joemorton9200 My partner is a scot neither of her family who still live there want independence nor does anyone they know , i think you will find the polls are wrong by a long shot, they are not going anywhere .Also Scotland gets Billions from the British government , what are they going to do if that dries up ? their gas and oil are running out so wheres their wealth coming from selling whiskey and haggis lmao .Sturgeon is a joke as is anyone who follows her its like the blind leading the blind .
I love how in every video there's one woman in the crowd completely not having any of it
I just looked at comments to see anyone else thinking the same,it's like she was at the wrong show.
@@athlone73 hahaha look at other clips there's always atleast one and they don't do a good job at hiding it
I give credit to them for showing her when all comedy shows have people that get uptight and dont laugh but most wont show these people, they only show the ones that laugh, or for ethnic jokes they try to find someone of that ethnicity having a chuckle so everyone feels comfortable.
In modern times if your not pissing someone off your probably not being edgy enough to make anyone laugh.
which woman?
@@SA80TAGE It’s the woman with short black hair in front of Claire from Glasgow.She should stick to Eastenders and stop in.😂😂😂
“Glasgow”
“Ooohh”
Its fine, glasgow was voted the friendliest city in britain
And then also voted the most dangerous city in europe in the same week
Oh so I'll only stabbed in the front and told "terribly sorry" as they take my wallet
@@catnerdadrian7601 maybe, who knows?
Never have I been so offended by something I agree with
Most dangerous is Europe has to be in Turkey somewhere ngl
Nah. Surely the most dangerous city in Europe has gotta be Naples 😂😂
To all the jock's, Paddy's n Taffy's.
I'm an English old git and I'd like to say I'm
Happy, chuffed and proud, we have all of us as part of the UK.
We are all seperate countries, but I've met load's of great people from all over the UK and personally love the fact, we are a united kingdom.
But why use terms like jock paddy or taff why not scots irish and welsh instead of being a wee belittling prick
@@Citybhoy because scots Irish n Welsh folk know the craic and I'm sure they have got an
" Affectionate" name for me. 🤔
Edit and can have a laugh amongst OURSELVES
@@Citybhoy These names are terms of endearment and part of the UKs family style humour which I for one (and I'm a Taffy) do not want to see disappear along with all our little characteristics that have fallen because of stupid 'political correctness'
@@Citybhoy just call em sassenachs in return. Fair n square
From the South of lreland.
NOPE...
We are NOT united give us back the rest of our distinctly seperated island...
Love from a Paddette
"You've gotta take Liverpool with ya"
He's right, 52% decided that was indeed a deal breaker and the rest is history.
"They have somehow convinced the whole world that it is a luxury to lick a disinfected wooden floor"
I mean, that's how we be flexing in 2020 ngl
His grandfather was the former British ambassador Sir Ralph Murray, who was from the Scottish aristocracy!
it pays to be careful what you wish for, especially now that brexit is turning into a beaurocratic and financial nightmare - voting for brexit was a disaster mainly by people who had no idea what they were voting for and therefore deciding the scottish fate at the same time so there is small wonder that the scots are waiting for a referendum to be done very presently in order to save them from the uk fate of voting for stuff the voters there had no idea would bring a lot of tradeloss and unemployment, presently still masked by corona fallout, and at the same time the idiots who voted for brexit also had no idea of the accessory damage that would be caused to exchange and travel restrictions within the eu and right of stay. in short, the most important trading partner was voted out and the uk plus scotland voted a third world country tradewise, with all the great problems this entails - mainly loss of trade and travel. you can t do something more stupid and dangerous to livelihoods all over the uk, than this
@@mpggv8368
Yawn.
One other thing. Learn how to use sentences.
You can't get a much more Scottish name than Al Murray. He attended boarding school and Oxford University. Cultural appropriation anyone? I imagine most people don't realize his on stage persona is a marvelous work of fiction.
@@errcoche Thinking man's Alf Garnett
@@mpggv8368 Funny we used to travel before the EU. Never found it difficult. We also traded. You obviously were not around in those days.
When I’m feeling down i watch Al. Always a great sense of perspective !
So many people getting way too serious in these comments. It’s just a joke lighten up
Yeah but plenty of Scots feel like he jokes; unfortunately. Everyone knows it, that’s why this sketch is so funny.
The woman a row down and to the right of one being picked on knows it 😜
So true Tommy
So many people have lost their sense of humour, and decided it's better to have a good sense of offended instead.
What is this GREAT BRITISH nation coming to ?🙈🙉🙊
Abusing a nation is not funny......and he is not that good
Casper Wallace lighten up he’s not starting ww3 haha, you’re a prime example of taking life too seriously
Iike all good humour , it;s based on truth, that' s the fucking tragedy of the whole Brexit pantomime.
The UK is a family of nations
England- The parent
Scotland-The sulky teenager always threatening to leave home but never having the wherewithal to do it.
Wales- The talented younger brother excelling at sports and music.
Northern Ireland- The screaming baby, but at least he’s got over the teething trouble.
and then there's you, the little twat posting shit jokes on the internet
You forgot Ireland..the angry kid that did manage to escape and leave after 750 years of trying. Now it still causes its parents pain......i.e., Brexit, Northern Ireland,Ryanair, etc
Or wales the perverted sheep chasing poor relative.
You could extend the metaphor:
France - the amorous next door neighbour who's simultaneously trying to cop off with the parent _and_ the sulky teenager
Germany - the granny who always give you a fiver for your birthday (as long as you do your chores and have been good)
Italy - the local restaurant
Poland - the local handyman
Holland - the local drug dealer
Not many teenagers that provide their families with Gas, Fuel, Electricity and food tbf
"You've gotta take Liverpool wiv ya". Absolute f***ing genius! Love ya Landlord. Long may you reign as the King of Comedy! 👑😀
i did like that bit, just kinda highlights that even england has its own divisions haha
@Gareth Tucker People from Newcastle are proud Englishmen unlike scousers.
@@ltr1745 Are Liverpudlians not English then?
@@ltr1745👍🏻Proud English and from Liverpool!
What? If u did that,theyre be no decent footballers in England! Man.Utd. are a bunch of overpaid under acieverers,and London and Brummie clubs are useless
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I'm Scottish, pro-Independence, and this was funny. It's a stage show and a character, so just treat it as such and have fun.
The Planet Magrathea II why do so many of you seem to want independence, independence which you will then use to align yourself with the EU and be (entirely) ruled by them?
Why, I genuinely don’t understand? You effectively want to procure independence, in order to have it taken by somebody else instead...
If it’s a case of well, someone’s gonna do better than the other, then I understand but sorry I think going with the EU is anchoring yourself to a sinking ship, or whatever the term is.
From an Aus Scotsman Manxy - make sure he doesn't go down the sellout road like our disgraceful and embarrassment of a comedian known as Jim fuckwit Jefferies
@@Nathan-yk5km I think for a lot of Scots, independence isn't about being all on our own. It's about having our parliament represent us to it's fullest extent. A large amount of Scots feel "left out" by Westminster. But we are also, en masse, pro Europe. A lot of rural Scotland benefits from EU grants and projects, and we have a large European immigrant population which works hard and brings their ethics and culture along with them. An Independent Scotland that is part of the EU would mean that local issues are wholly settled by the Scottish Government, which we vote for, and we would still be part of the free trade, movement and cooperation that the EU provides. The idea that we are held ransom by Brussels (or indeed the Bundestag as someone else said) I think is a gross exaggeration, perhaps fuelled by anti-Europe sentiment. For a lot of Scottish people, being part of Europe and sharing in culture, experience and humanity is a desperately important thing, more so than being part of the UK. Both referenda I think are proof of that. Hence the call for a 2nd independence referendum. These, by the way, are not necessarily my views, but more of a summary of what I think I see from my fellow countrymen on a daily basis. It's fair to say, that the promise that David Cameron made to the people of Scotland in 2014; our only way to maintain our EU membership was to remain as part of the UK (at that point the EU basically said Scotland being a member as an independent country was nigh on impossible) and then his referendum on the subject which is now seemingly going to strip the people of Scotland of that promise, has left a lot of Scottish people feeling betrayed and abandoned. And I think correctly so. As it stands, I'm anti-indepenence at the moment, as I was in 2014, but I'm sat on an exceptionally thin knife edge on the subject.
@@Nathan-yk5km - Think you got your ships mixed up? It's the Dis-United Kingdom that's sinking fast.
@BreatheScotland - "Scotland gets additional funds on top of it's own taxes that it raises" absolute lie, get your facts right, Scotland does not have the power to raise its own taxes! All tax revenue raised in Scotland goes to Wasteminster.
I’m Scottish and I don’t want to leave especially with that numpty Nicola Sturgeon in charge! We are stronger together and we should stay together 🇬🇧
Sadly it looks like most Scots disagree with you according to polls
What fck'n planet are you oan better together what makes you say this proove it?
@@thommo8768 well the people of Shetland and Orkney would rather split from Scotland and become Crown Dependency's.
Glesga what makes you think Scotland would be better independent?
Fk off to England then your naw wanted here
No way Liverpool could ever be part of Scotland. If he had said Ireland then as long as it would be made the official Capital not just the working one as it is now that could work.
It was just a joke because everyone hates Liverpool
How refreshing to see that Political Correctness is certainly not alive on his manor. Very cleverly done and a good laugh !
From what I hear Britain is gone completely over the top with this PC bullshit your patriotic songs banned you can't celebrate st George's day what the f**k and I thought Ireland was gone to f**k which it is but you seem to have brought the whole thing to an even more ridiculous level
@@Minime163 You heard wrong.
Maybe try hearing from sources other than jingoprick flagshag reactionary comicbooks masquerading as journalism.
It’s true, these days if you say you’re English you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail.
How have none of you realised that ‘the guv’ persona is directly roasting the shit out of you?
Like Alf Garnet.
You are the butt of this joke.
cannot wait for the the woke episode, no doubt, they will not be in the audience.
"In Ireland, they wished for the Roman Catholic church to be in charge of babysitting!" LMFAO 🤣😂🤣💯
“In Zimbabwe they wished for Robert mugabe…….got to be careful what you wish for” 😂
one thing about al murray, he is one of the new comedians who is actually funny.
And he's absolutely fair, England gets it hard.from Al as much as anywhere else does.
new? xD
He is not original.........take a shot at the jocks.....is as old as the hills.
He's been around doing comedy for approaching thirty years.
New? where have you been china?. He is actually a very smart man, Oxford degree, liberal snowflake in real life.
Scotland does NOT want to leave the U.K.!
There was a vote, we said no.
Unfortunately the SNP don't respect democracy. Their idea of independence isn't independence at all because they have an obsession with the EU. In order to be a member of that corrupt political organisation you need to sacrifice much of your sovereignty.
You really couldn't make it up.
That was when we were still a part of the EU. Things are different now.
@@jackdubz4247 they are very different thanks to Covid, if Scotland had voted to leave the U.K. in ‘14 we would have been much worse off during the pandemic, we should all give thanks to the strength of the Union.
So yes things are different, the benefit of being part of the Union is even clearer now.
@@murraymarshall5865 love this comment ✌
Brilliant nobody will have enjoyed this more than the Scott’s themselves Scottish people have a fantastic sense of humour they are like the English they can laugh at themselves
Who the fuck is Scott?
@@cantbanme8971 🤣😂🤣😂
My friend, Scott laughed at this. 🤣
No it isn't funny it a racism.
And before you say I don't have a sense of humour or imply I am some other kind reason for my view , read my other comment made tonight approximately 10, minute ago giving some clarity of what he was involved in during 20th to 2014 . Then decide why I say it's racism. As I am one of those Scottish people with a sense of humour now Mickey Flanagan there is a true comedian & terrifically great in his stands up shows.
does anyone know Al is actually really posh and comes from a. long bloodline of posh landowners and titles in England. he just pretends to be working class.
Looks like Thornberry so...
Yea probably true funny that.
and every working class Scott has a (RICH) noble Scot hero relative
who shafts them, in their past, present and future.
And, a touch of Tutankamen too. Like 3/4 of the UK.
He's not so much pretending as he is playing a character, lol
Also does a quality range of vocal sound effects 👍
Holy shit really? Are you telling me this isn't a character? Next you'll be telling me John Wick is actually called Keanu Reeves
The Murray clan fought for Scottish independence in the Rebellion 40 years after we'd joined the union . how times have changed , hahaha
The Scots started all that union crap with their rotten Stuart kings. And they did the Highland clearances and the Ulster plantation. Before that it was the Tudors and they were a bunch of fat sweaty Taffs. Trust the Scots to want to be independent from the shit they started.
@@martyfeldman3269 we didn't get our parliament back until 1999
John Rab.ok forced by who ? Tell me who forced you .
@@martyfeldman3269 the English royals with a Scottish expat as the face
@@martyfeldman3269 What a load of shite 😂😂😂
Al Murray beautiful SCOTTISH name!
Alastair James Hay Murray, with a shot at both English and Scottish titles, including the Barony of Strange and the Dukedom of Atholl.
I thought he was Laird of Piss Isle?
The Bawbag of Blairgowerie?
@@natkingcol909 Blairgowrie! You tumshie!
Meaning "fud of the glen"
If you love someone, let them go.
If you don't love someone, let them go.
Just let everybody go.
it pays to be careful what you wish for, especially now that brexit is turning into a beaurocratic and financial nightmare - voting for brexit was a disaster mainly by people who had no idea what they were voting for and therefore deciding the scottish fate at the same time so there is small wonder that the scots are waiting for a referendum to be done very presently in order to save them from the uk fate of voting for stuff the voters there had no idea would bring a lot of tradeloss and unemployment, presently still masked by corona fallout, and at the same time the idiots who voted for brexit also had no idea of the accessory damage that would be caused to exchange and travel restrictions within the eu and right of stay. in short, the most important trading partner was voted out and the uk plus scotland voted a third world country tradewise, with all the great problems this entails - mainly loss of trade and travel. you can t do something more stupid and dangerous to livelihoods all over the uk, than this
@@mpggv8368
1) You replied to the wrong comment.
2) Believe it or not, Brexit is the lesser of two evils. I don't know if you've noticed, but the EU is an unsustainable economic mess that is surviving on life support, and the longer its kept alive, the more catastrophic its demise will be. The whole project is controlled by unelected eurocrats in Brussels, slapping regulation after regulation on countries with little regard what effect it will have on them, and you can ask Greece, Spain and other poorer countries what a mess the EU have been. No one thought Brexit isn't going to be messy, any divorce is. But the sooner it gets done, the better for the UK in the long run. Future generations will look back at brexit like they look back on churchil:. It might not have been the most popular choice to make, but it was the best choice one could make between two bad options.
hello @@Hannodb1961
of course many days i m thinking the same. its a payment transfer system and highly complicated and involved i.e look at the amount of payments on agriculture alone without which by the way the french could not survive. thats why the swiss and norway are keeping out of the mess. no one knows where it will stand in 3 - 5 yrs time.
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I'm Welsh and really could you 'Pudlians please learn to speak English properly..
Jack Gammon Thanks for the water m8
@@jackgammon4084 Why should they? The rest of Britain might start thinking they are the same as them. :))
@Jade Kilgallon like you by chance?
"form the republic of Jockistan" - the problem with the English view on independence. Independence isn't just for Scottish people. It's for anyone and everyone living in Scotland !
Anyone living up here is considered Jocks whether you're born Scottish or not though. Luckily it's water off a ducks back to most of us.
Yep,independence as an eu member state............
@jacob linney those that get officially claim Scottish nationality. Aka born in Scotland or lived there long enough.
@@EssK I'm a Geordie and Southerners call us Jocks from time to time. As if that's an insult haha. Bloody Shandy drinkers.
So all 3 of them then?
Can we get Boris to leave Liverpool in Europe
Not even Barcelona could take them out ;-)
the EU*
The english, we love you.
So fuck of :D
What's this joke about getting rid of Liverpool with you English? As an Aussie I'm quite curious about this.
V bre scouse not English
Poor England. With Scotland's departure just a matter of when, and with Wales getting itchy feet not to mention Ireland moving closer to reunification, England - after isolating itself from Europe - is now on course to be isolated within what was once the United Kingdom. The English will realise that all their country has is faded glory. Vera Lynn, Blitz spirit, Churchill. That's where it all ended. Beyond that, nothing. No waters, no resources, no real exports. Money made in London stays in London (or swims to offshore accounts). Its establishment knows this hence the dirty tricks and propaganda desperately deployed to stop Scotland, and eventually the rest, leaving. RIP England.
The question is no longer if Scotland will leave the UK, the question is when Scotland will leave the UK? Come the imminent new Scottish independence referendum, I will vote in favour of Scotland leaving the UK. This will make me very, deeply sad in many respects, but no matter, it is the way I will vote. Personally I can no longer find any justification or see any benefit in living under the control of an expensively educated, and over privileged elite band of idiots. A nostalgic quango of halfwits who select certain parts of history to subvert, subdue, modify or exaggerate inorder to suit their narrow minded and overinflated image of themselves. A group of charlatans that constantly repeat factoids that are eagerly amplified in the press and media, until they are mistakenly accepted as fact. Scotland leaving the UK can only serve as a source of motivation to the Indy curious people of Wales. The Yes movement in Wales has grown to such an extent over the last few years, that the same question once asked of Scotland are now being asked of Wales. Not if Wales will leave the UK, but when will Wales leave the UK? Weep for poor England. No seriously, weep for poor England. There's a disaster capitalist storm coming England's way. Her public services such as the NHS, and her assets are soon to be colonized and controlled by the USA. A country led by a man who ironically given the anti Celtic/European attitudes held by many of the the xenophobes in little England, comes from Scottish/German parentage. You couldn't make this stuff up.
Dream on about irelands unification
@@stillyes8171£10,6 bn reasons not enough ?
Carlsburg Super Brew is made in Northampton England. We could cut off the Jock’s supplies, and force them, to beg for forgiveness.
But to be fair, we don’t want to be too harsh on them. Growing up foreign, so close to civilisation, is bound to have left a chip on their shoulders.
Or as Kevin Bridges said, have Asda threaten to raise the price of crispy pancakes.
With the oil price low and the Barnett formula no longer payable from England, how will the Scottish economy survive???????? Free prescriptions, free university education? I don't really think so Nicola !!!!!
And how do you think England would survive without our oil,our gas our fishing industry,you ignorant people think you subsidise Scotland you don’t,Scotland contributes more to the economy per head of population than any other country in the uk,if you are fed up with subsidising us then ask for a vote in England to see if they want rid of us.
smile 2192 You need to get your facts right but then again entitled people don’t like facts that go against their agenda,you keep believing what you want but if we are such a burden to you poor people why not get rid of us and see what happens,it will not happen because your Tory gov knows it needs Scotland’s resources to survive,as I said look at the facts and how much Britain’s economy relies on oil and gas revenue which belongs to Scotland.
Joseph Miller oil and gas are running out haven’t you heard we are going all Electric to save the planet .coal will not be used .
@smile 2192 Curious... why do so many people think the SNP would automatically be in charge of an independent Scotland... do you really think we wouldn't have our own elections?
Samur/Aye Try getting rid of the freebies once they’re already there. Near on impossible. The people won’t vote to get rid of their free stuff. The SNP will be in power from day one in an independent Scotland and you’ll see how completed fucked Scotland will become.
As soon as Scottieland leaves then The UK will always be Conservative as Labour can , virtually , never win without regaining the scottish vote....:)
Everyones a winner.
@
Yup, having a single party be in indefinite control is nothing but winning alright.
@@Subjagator who cares as long as loony leftys are not in charge .
@
I am going to posit that anyone who cares about democracy would be deeply upset about a single party system.
The UK can't regain its freedom from unelected EU bureaucrats by becoming a single party system where your vote only counts if it is for the 'correct' person.
@@Subjagator no i do agree we must be strong and a single party or a single "ok" party is not enough but labour are a ill party that won't get better any time soon its been took over.
I love hearing this being Scottish the people’s republic of Jockistan, it’s almost worth going independent just to name us that.
'kiddly fiddly pediofeelio'
Hilarious!
yeah no PC to be found here lol
Yep 😂😂
Latin is such a romantic language isn't it?
It makes a mockery of one of Catholic's most beloved prayers so no, actually, it's not "hilarious".
@@cyberhawk80 Insulting Christians is about as PC as it gets. Wouldn't have got away with saying anything like that about Rabbis or Imams!
I'm Scottish and I love England .
I’m English and love Scotland 👍
I'm Scottish and I have mixed feelings about Scotland and England.
I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body and I love wine gums.
I’m welsh and I luv both English and Scotland. 👍
We love you Jocks? FUCK OFF 😂 😂 😂 🇬🇧
Al Murray, so funny. He is of course right, "we were the crazy gang". It would be a shame to see a divorce - Speaking as someone who lives in England with mixed UK and European heritage including English and Welsh. Two of my cousins are half Scottish and the majority of People in UK and England have mixed Welsh, Irish, Scottish, English and European ancestry. My point being is that the UK population is so mixed up that I dont see the point in breaking it up.
leigh pierce actually quite true, I’m a mix of welsh/English/Indonesian 😔
Well never break up we conquered one quarter of the globe, spread our culture, language, democracy, ideology. How could we?.
Almost everyone I know up here don't really have a problem with the English, apart from a few who get annoyed at specific regional accents.
But still hate England.
We had a vote, we didn't want to leave!
Because the UK threatened to deny us entry to the EU? How shortsighted are you.
@@jetsflyingoffatrain4338And how would the UK do that? A Putin style invasion?
When you do leave Scots, you've got to move the border a bit more to the south. Near Plymouth perhaps?
Too right ma boys
Shauns a wanker
adhi sekar
You can always fcuk off to Abdabistan if you dont like it here chap.
@@thearcadian290what along with ur queen back to Germany
John Rab
Abdabistan is nowhere near Germany.
Do you not know anything?
BTW not my queen, it's reign is illegal and unlawful, not to mention, it fails in it's sworn oath to do right by the the people a pre requisite of it's reign.
Just thought I'd mention (" ,)
The way I see it. Britain is like a band. If we break up. We’re all going to be depressed and no one will hear from us again. It isn’t 1654 where we are killing each other. Like what are the English doing wrong. Honestly what is good about being independent. Why don’t we split the us into 50 countries as well
fyre da I’m Scottish and I don’t want independence. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Nice.
I want independence 🏴
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I find it interesting that, according to public records, when things looked difficult for the Allies in WW2, Scottish
nationalists would get busy seeking an understanding in their favour from the Nazis via their consul in Dublin.
It fascinates me that today's SNP prefer to be run by the Franco-German led EU than continued alliance with the rest
of the UK. But maybe old history can point us in the direction that might help explain this sort of political thinking.
Historically the scots always rallied with the French so nothing has changed
Liar there is no evidence the SNP did that whatsoever there leader was let go if he had he would been executed or been interned for full coarse of that war and after it he served 6 weeks and was let go without any charges
Your seik hailing Queen and English fashiast party at time being third biggest in Europe at the times more worrying than the SNP at the time
@@legandrydirk Bravely spoken! Allow me to draw your attention to the following report in the
Daily Telegraph dated 09/05/2001 under the title "Scots 'tried to set up Nazi alliance' ".
This opens with these two paragraphs -
"Scottish nationalists attempted to set up a German-Scottish alliance against England during the
Second World War, according to MI6 files released today to the Public Record Office at Kew.
They offered to proclaim an independent pro-German invasion of Scotland in the event of a
Nazi invasion of England. In return, they asked that Germany stop bombing Scotland and give
captured Scottish conscripts special treatment."
The article goes on to describe in detail what was going on and finishes with the wry comment
that "The files do not make clear if the contacts were ever followed up.", but mentions that MI5
"was already investigating the Scottish nationalists."
@@songsmith31a Tabloid newspaper bullshit and anti Scottish propaganda with a referendum coming up
None of this ever happened or else it would tell you the names of who was executed
Even during Levingston there was people tried during a war,same procedure would have happened here
Imagine how better it would be if you actually used your brain?
@@legandrydirk I fail to see what today's calls for a referendum have to do with a broadsheet newspaper report of twenty years ago but passing that irrelevance by, the next paragraph states:
"The proposals were made via the German legation in Dublin and came in the middle of a
campaign by Winston Churchill to force the Irish government to stop the Germans using the
legation as a centre for espionage and subversion."
Mention is made of the unease of the German minister in Dublin, Edward Hempel, that an alliance
with Scottish nationalists might give the British an excuse to have him expelled told Berlin that he
"obviously could not have anything to do with the business in any shape or form."
And there is more, but I think that anyone with a less prejudiced and closed mind will have already
got the gist of what was deciphered by British code-breakers between 1940 and 1943 in messages
sent to Berlin. It was the view of the Intelligence services that passed the information to government that "though individual members are mischievous and potentially dangerous, the
organisation, (which called itself "The Scottish Independence Movement") albeit full of sound and
fury, is of little consequence."
No doubt the Public Record Office can verify all of this if fact and history matter to an informed brain.
I am from Canada and am not all that culturally familiar with England Scotland and Wales but can tell he is brilliant l and he knows his people. Man works hard at his job he sweats every set, or it could be the alcohol either way he’s as animated as a cartoon.
Alastair James Hay Murray - Got to be Scottish ! 🏴😀
I’m a right wing conservative . But Scotland has the right to self determination , I’d hate them to leave the United Kingdom. But it’s for Scots to decide
I wish more people thought like you. Not sure about the Conservative bit but nobody's perfect 😁
It isn’t for the scots to decide it is the people living here and not all of us are Scottish.
Michael M - I disagree; England should be asked if we want to continue to support those ungrateful parasitic whinging bastards. They don't have to pay tuition fees, prescription charges, hospital parking and countless other things all paid for by English taxpayers. I fully support their independence but it must be true independence - THE CASH DISPENSER MUST CLOSE.
@@markfox1545 exactly mate, give the vote to the English and Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland would be out of the UK before lunchtime. Paying all the bills and getting blamed for everything, it's less of a union and more parenthood and it's time for the kids to leave home.
@@markfox1545 The cash dispenser are you off your trolley the debt sits at £1.8 trillion pounds about £70 billion in interest payments each year. The public spending is higher in Scotland because the tax take was higher in Scotland for years. We Scots don't tell you how to spend British tax money so what the Scottish government spends its share of British tax money has got f all to do with anyone outside Scotland. Can you please provide figures for how you think little England is getting ripped off ?
“Relationships run their course…” brilliant. I'm dealing with the aftermath of a bad breakup and this has actually helped me. Thanks, Al Murray!
@Mr.T It's tough, brother, but I wish the same for you.
dont feel fucked up.. you are giving her power that way.. and she was never yours.. it was just your turn.. a bit harsh.. but it helped me.. go mgtow.
Here's to the healing process ! th-cam.com/video/ApHxSZAg3Ag/w-d-xo.html #PatrickWolf
Bad break up? You mean there are amicable ones? Just be glad you can move on with your life...
@@brianbrooking496 Some are more amicable than others -> th-cam.com/video/axE01rZDWB4/w-d-xo.html
We need another referendum NOW, Not if they want to leave, but whether we want to leave them,, the oil has almost run out, they have nothing else we want, I do honestly love the scottish and scotland, except for sturgeon
would welcome liverpool and geordies rest you can keep
Deal. 👋
@Steve Mclean I agree Brother
Well let's face it, Geordies are just the result of an illicit meeting between a Scotsman and a pig.
@Steve Mclean - your lot stole where ever you went in the world, you gave the world feck all but arrogance.
Mancs lancs yorkies geordies scouse ...all basically Scotland... north england has more commonalities with Scotland than the resa of England.
England don't want to lose the oil in the north.
beth bland lmao what a stupid comment
@@NickiesAdventureChannel Come on now Alex if Scotland gets it's independence then England has no claim on the oil in what would be Scotlands territorial waters. So my comment isn't stupid, always about the money and power.
beth bland lol that oil would be depleted instantly due to the currency shift .... when the Scottish pound became lower than a empty packet of quavers .... also refining the oil ? What they just borrow those facilities ? Or they build their own ? With sticks and stones. It’s the only source of income for Scotland and it would disappear faster than 50% of Scottish people heading for UK
Alex D my god your stupid stop regurgitating information you’ve heard from other stupid people
Scotland and Liverpool. I'd be up for that
Scotland and Liverpool do have a lot in common with all those smack heads.
and Hull..... have you ever been?
Very funny routine that buys in nicely to comfy centuries old misconceptions. It’s very good of the English to desperately hold on to Scotland so they can subsidise it with their hard earned cash. It’s just a pity that the rest of the empire got fed up being ‘subsidised’ and buggered off with none of them ever wanting to come back.
Cope harder
Why?
@@davegreig8933 well the independence vote went extremely well didnt it?
@@mallardofmodernia8092 Thats not an answer.
Well england arent desperately holding on to scotland are they?
N.I sure but not scotland, they dont need to, the scottish are doing that for them.
Funny thing is to the rest of the world all three of you are the same people stuck on the same island. Try to get along, you really aren’t that different
That's fighting talk.
But yeah, true.
dont talk about a subject you know little about
More different then you think.
And I'm Cornish. No one gives a fuck about us.
Its only banter,you might get a few knobs but majority of scots,english and welsh get on.im english and always been treated great when in scotland,even in glasgow.
@@VeemaMusic the Scottish care about you!
Id take Liverpool and Newcastle Al. You can keep the rest👍🏴🇬🇧
would there be any future border disputes?
I am a proud English man first and foremost. Does my head in when I hear English people say they are British first. A Scottish man will always proudly say he's a Scotsman and a Welsh man will proudly say he's a Welsh man and rightly so. You only have to take a look around London to see why the English feel pressured into saying they are British. Political correctness. Nothing wrong with being tribal. I am a massive 6 nations fan the only national anthan i find outdated now is my own!
I mean the queen doesn't need saying from anyone!
Interesting you didnt include Northern Ireland, not too many unionists will claim to be Irish 1st and British 2nd even although the Irish rugby team is inclusive of north and south. At the end of the day its about personal identity and so personal choice.
@@Finderskeepers. well we do have a British and irish lions tour the Irish being worded separate to British. As I say you will never hear a Welsh man or Scotsman say they are British first, never. Rightly so as well like I am a proud English man i will never say I am british over being English first. Its almost as if an Irish, Welsh and Scotsman are encouraged to say they are proud but if a Englishman says so then racism is brought up?
We have our own football teams. But of course I am proud of our British army. But we live in times now where an English man has to explain why he is proud to say he's English first rather than say he's british first?
Madness.
@@smokingjoe8039 absolute bullshit pal. My whole family are scottish and nearly all would claim to be british 1st. And i say that being english myself. Love that you make the assumption thay every englishmen who thinks britain 1st is pressured into it by political correctness. Get your head out your arse and stop ignoring everything that doesnt fit your agenda. People like you that drag this country down
@@GavMystro your probably mixed race 😂
@@jordanf5771 hahhahaa bro im as white as they come lmao. What an idiot
2:45 That div behind Claire looks like he's too dumb to understand he's at a comedy show 😂
The 2nd condition is why they didn't leave.
Because your politicians begged us to stay
It's not Liverpool they have to take...it's Newcastle. The obvious border will be Hadrian's Wall which finishes at Wallsend...funnily enough. So that means part of Newcastle will be in Scotland or we let them have everything north of the Tyne around Newcastle. Close the motorways at the wall in favour of border checks along the wall possibly at the modified forts.
@@adaster98 well actually your politicians did. Aw, clearly you are unaware of how much you rely on scotland but hey, little England has always been insular
@@lightworkeight4136 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you do realise that England heavily relies on Scottish imports though right, you'll be paying more but hey... Engerland
@@adaster98 ha ha ha oh dear jesus, tell you what, you provide hard evidence of your bullshit and I will give you hard evidence of your politicians lovebombing Scotland!
im english and i love scots welsh and irish,we fking need to stick together big time i also agree we all should be on a level ground i.e pay and opportunities
Sorry - it's over.
@@gueststrivler ok fk ya then you'll be the losers
Al Murray, Scottish name, plays drums in a band based in Glasgow. He’s a legend.
don't you mean ''Beautiful Scottish name ''.
A patriot, a hilarious man and an educated fellow. Bloody hat-trick. Legend
He's playing a character and he's taking the piss out of people like you
so full of shit. we shouldnt of invented england. our fault
Patriotism is not something to be added to a hat-trick, a list of good stuff. Patriotism is pride without that pride having to be earned, the same bs like blind loyality.
Liverpool? Works for me. They'd be very welcome. Strong Celtic influences in that city anyway. Welcome aboard la
Liverpool? I would rather have London as it is super rich
Why would livepool want no money like you gypos .
Scotland doesn’t want to leave. There’s been 1 I think 2 votes for Scottish independence and each time they’ve voted to stay, the reason why people think they want to leave is because no one campaigns to stay apart of the UK because they’re already apart of the Uk
Well surely you should stop returning SNP MPs ! They are just an annoying disruption at Westminster, objecting to everything and contributing nothing to the UK as a whole.
@@andycap1188
On the contrary, they are the voice of reason in the Eton Old Boy's Club.
Finstaa. Good point. The Scottish voted to STAY in The U .K.
The reason some people think they want to leave
is because the minority who want to leave are much more vocal, and on television more.
@A S Teer True, and the Scottish people exercised their right to determine their future
by voting to STAY in The U.K.
Self-determination and independence are not the same thing here.
Finstaa or is it because we’ll take our shipbuilding industry,lucrative MOD contracts and benefits back down south and leave you worse off than you already are 😂😂
The Majority of Northern Irish are no dozers either as the republicans hate the monarchy but have no problems spending money with the queens head on it come giro day.
Liverpool, probably the best city in the UK.
Mental. Not a fan of cities at all. Smaller the population the better in my eyes but if you are looking at it objectively it's London all day long.
@@richarddavies5674 But London is a Muslim city.
LOL ... meanwhile the British Army is training people as lorry drivers, turkey pluckers and strawberry harvesters ...
"Kiddy fiddly pediofeelio" 😂
Aka The Royal Family
@@apexduplex7351 edward heath memes
@Chris Jonhson aka The BBC
@Danny _ the BBC are anti christian
Aka the every branch of christianity , the government , the media , and the entire entertainment industry , oh and not forgetting of course their corporate backers who pull all their strings ....those mysterious faceless back stabbing false god worshiping judas C@nt's ......................................................
"If you do go , you have to take Liverpool with you...."
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They tried that when Ireland left as well......
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East Dublin,you mean?
But if Liverpool goes, who will be top of the football league.
Remember Newcastle was in Scotland
@@scottferguson48 Well, I wasn't around 900 years ago, were you?
Colloquial Soliloquy As a Scouser you aren’t a United fan if you think that. Eeeee
So basically they want to leave the Union (UK) for another (EU) bigger one.
Size does matter.
Παπαπέτρου Χρήστος ‘Some’ people in Scotland want to be ruled from Brussels and Strasbourg rather then London 🤷♂️ even though we share the same currency, same language, same Queen and the same island. They’re crazy. They would cut off their nose to spite their face.
The level of political integration in the EU is far lower than in the UK between the home nations so you're not comparing like with like. That's why EU members are considered independent, can vote in their own non-devolved governments with a greater range of powers, and can opt to leave at a time of their choice. None of that applies to Scotland within the UK.
McJ 2051 The UK is a nation state that’s why. The point is clear. The EU wants to be its OWN nation state. That’s why we voted leave because we’re smart enough to see where it is heading.
@@JamesMc2051 And the EU used to be a common market with virtually no intergration, yet over the course of a few decades it's turned into a pseudo-governmental body with a ongoing movement to turn it into a fedaration. Thing is, however shite the UK government is, worst comes to worst the people of Britain can march on Parliment in the millions and get rid of any government that's there. Try doing the same when the seat of power is across an ocean protected by a millitary size that could become equivalent or even more numerous than the population size of your rebelling country and which could easily lock down your waters to prevent anything (including communications) coming in or out.
@@noodlyappendage6729
Independent Sweden Independent Holland Independent Denmark and independent Republic of Ireland have a lot more powers in the EU than Scotland controlled by Westminster. To try and suggest otherwise shows how stupid you are.
I'm not from the UK. Is Liverpool really that bad?
No. They are jokes
Russell Brand: Scotland, you’re our Canada ain’t ya?
Craig Ferguson: No, you’re our Mexico.
Clothilde yep trump is Scottish and brand looks a bit Latin..
Trump is half-Scottish and that horrifies and repulses everyone in Scotland. To the point of vomiting.
@@clothilde1623 speak for yourself
Blair Russell
Well fuck me, it’s the lesser-spotted Scottish Trump fan, a pariah from the rest of its species. Safest to avoid.
Clothilde the liberal left love freedom. Except of course freedom of opinion. Death by keyboard is one of your more lenient sentences. 😂
50 shades of Glasgow? I see an influx in immigration in an independent Scotland.
Like Swedentan oh no... Scotistan! Scotland Don't do it. Leaving UK for EU it's self Flagellation
White settlers???
The part about the wishes is so true and Hilarious. I'm partially french myself an our whole family gave up even trying to be Bilingual and now are pro French in Poutine and name only
I honestly think if the English had a vote, Scotland, would be independent, and by a large margin.
Rebuild Hadrian's wall! Loved Scotland, Eyemouth, loch Ewe, isle of Lewis, Black houses, Drumnadrochit, Lyon's glen, Tyemouth, Crieff (The Pretoria was a surprize). God's garden.
I was born North of the wall in Northumberland so I'm English born BTW the Wall has never been the border.
They may as well leave if the scots cant even speak english.
I can barely read those words, big props to you for spelling them.
Rebuild Hadrians Wall and we lose a chunk of England 🏴.
Scotland does'nt want to leave the UK it's only sturgeon and her sheep! most of us are happy being british, it's a myth the english are hated up here. The peoples republic of jockistan was hilarious, couldna stop laughing at that 😂😂 its ok to take the piss out of each other, its comedy and banter and snowflakes and muslims need to get a sense of humour, i'm a jock and not offended in the slightest, al murray is a funny guy 🏴🇬🇧
Well said brother 🏴🤝🏻🏴 🇬🇧
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Or on the border an extremely large concrete block set with explosives like the one between North and South Korea.
I'm Scottish and less than 1/3rd of Scotland would vote for independence. There are the Brigadoon / Braveheart deplorables, then those suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, who still vote for the SNP despite their appalling record in office. Then finally the extremists, who even after the SNP sent infected Covid 19 elderly Scottish patients from hospital back into care homes, which caused a wildfire of deaths, would even then still vote SNP. Thankfully, most Scots are sane and will never leave the UK.
That's straight up a lie
“This video won’t spark any arguments over geopolitics in the comments” - Definition of famous last words
why is swapping a british overloard for a european (german really) one considered a step towards independance?
The ultimate irony being that the Pub Landlord is essentially a Glaswegian with an English accent.
Glasgow gets a bad press ...visitors are surprised to find it more cultured than London!
I'd say more Gordie than Scottish.
Cockney.
Lee Henry Not Geordie at all. Get your ears checked.
That Irish wish - my God, it was a direct hit😂
"You have to be carefull what you wish for" :-)
Peter I understand what your saying . but.Scotland won't to stay with the E U. Not to leave the E U. This brexit is not so good what it makes out to be.
@ Is that all you can say ... Your not very educated are you
it pays to be careful what you wish for, especially now that brexit is turning into a beaurocratic and financial nightmare - voting for brexit was a disaster mainly by people who had no idea what they were voting for and therefore deciding the scottish fate at the same time so there is small wonder that the scots are waiting for a referendum to be done very presently in order to save them from the uk fate of voting for stuff the voters there had no idea would bring a lot of tradeloss and unemployment, presently still masked by corona fallout, and at the same time the idiots who voted for brexit also had no idea of the accessory damage that would be caused to exchange and travel restrictions within the eu and right of stay. in short, the most important trading partner was voted out and the uk plus scotland voted a third world country tradewise, with all the great problems this entails - mainly loss of trade and travel. you can t do something more stupid and dangerous to livelihoods all over the uk, than this
5.40 Relief as Al realises he really hasn't insulted extremists
No Scotland has to take Doncaster. Reason because it belongs to Scotland. A gift from a English king to a Scottish king. Although being from Sheffield I realise it was a poor gift.
Scottish oil revenue has kept London afloat for decades. 😡 Scotland will devolve from UK next time - no question. Glad to take Liverpool with us!
plasteckfly yeah heard that in 2014 that Scotland would definitely vote yes. We voted NO and will do so again.
sounds like there's going to be border disputes already?
@Dongs Aye because Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon are a barrel of truth
Zuul Gatekeeper Barnett Formula Explained in simple terms..
I have £10.00, my next door neighbour takes it. Gives me back £4.00 and tell’s me I’m owe him a further £20.00 for the new lawnmower he’s just bought for the both of us..I don’t have a garden.
Alan W And Boris is a tub ofsh1t
Your title is incorrect. The Scottish government or SNP wants to leave the UK. That is not the same as saying Scotland wants to leave the UK. In 2014, the electorate of Scotland chose to REMAIN in the UK.
Think a quick check of the numbers in 2019 will paint a very different story.
@@EssK I'm dealing in FACTS, not projections. We shall see.
@@mjjveritas and where are you getting your facts from? Ipso Mori? Outdated results of a referendum held years ago? Mainstream media?
Every single poll I've seen in the past year or so has had the support for independence on the rise with it surpassing 50% in only the last couple of months.
You can stick your head in the sand and pretend it isn't happening but the electorate are telling a very different story. Overwhelming numbers of people are supporting the SNP who are standing on a mandate of independence. That alone should tell you that the will of the people has shifted!
Labour is finished in Scotland and will be for a long time now.
The Conservatives have never had a foothold up here beyond Edinburgh so they are as good as a non entity.
Lib Dems have held the islands but beyond that are a toothless joke of a party that will adopt the policies of whichever party will throw them a bone.
If you refuse to look at the reality of the situation that's your choice. I also deal in facts but context is important when building a full and concise stance. I've done my homework, have you?
@@EssK Where am I getting my facts from? What a stupid question. I stated facts, regarding the Scottish Referendum held in 2014. The result of the 2014 Referendum still stands as I type. I have not mentioned anything about opinion polls, or future projections. I've simply stated facts, and pointed out that the video title as being misleading, and not accurate in any sense as things currently stand. Things cannot change UNTIL there is a new Referendum or election. Opinion Polls CAN be wrong. For example, projections for the UK EU Referendum pointed to a Remain win, but those polls were wrong. I'm sure areas such as Perth, and Stirling, have been Conservative strongholds in the past, and those cities are north and beyond Edinburgh.
@@mjjveritas seat sniffer
Liverpool? Can we not have New Castle instead???
Don't fret, Newcastle will secede of their own accord .
Kill two birds with one stone - throw them both in...
dafty97 Have both 👍🏻👍🏻
If you'd ever want such a thing then you've evidently never read The Dandy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jocks_and_the_Geordies
Zippy_UK well it’s not that I dislike Liverpudlians in anyway it’s just I would rather be able to walk out my front door and not be mugged or see the wheels on my car have been stolen
Considering how we vote in Liverpool, as in always against the rest of England, we'll probably be quite happy with that.
off ya go, barr face.
Scottish Independence makes no sense, they want to leave the union of 4 countries because they feel they are ignored and forgotten to join a union of almost 30 countries. I hope the Scottish publice dont get duped into that but based on the last few elections that is where they are heading.
Scots: "We want to get out of the United Kingdom, because we're a minority in the Union, and we feel our voices is not being heard. We want to join the even bigger European Union, where we'll be an even smaller minority, and where our voice will count even less."
Me: Okeeeee.
Who the fuck are the "Scotts"? Thanks in advance.
@@omen828 Fixed
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Actually we voted too remain in both unions.
Personally I voted too stay in the UK but leave the e.u, I won both times happy days.
@@janhus4839 "too"? Is English your first language?
2:20 that's a great Billy Connolly impression
As an American, I loved Liverpool. But then again, it is the only place where there was a sign on the side of a building that read, "warning car thieves operate in this area." Another time, we had our car broken into for new CDs that were under the passenger seat. They did that in China Town while it was busy. I still love Liverpool.
Lol yeah right yank.
You Americans only know it because of the Beatles
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 I've been to Liverpool several times back in the 90s. Good times!
@@einarreriksson4598 Exactly.
I rest my case.
Question is , why.did Scoland WANT to join in a union ??
Bankruptcy maybe?
That'll be Scottish history as taught in English schools then. Lol
The Scots protested the union when they found out their land had been bought and sold for English gold by greedy clan leaders.
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Cant chage the facts my friend, even if taught in Timbuktu ! Lol
We had to bring our Southern kin into the modern world.
@@jakkyte5733 Support the claimed facts then.
You say we wanted a union coz we were broke.
I am Scottish, I think I have a better grip on my history than your English propagandist rubbish.
Send in kevin bridges to occupy him! He wouldn't belong with him!!!
Im American and would love to have a beer with this guy. Probably funniest night ever
The guy is an ignorant fud
You should hear his views on Americans. ;)
@@davidmcfadyen9357 your probably a soft wee soyboy
he was 4 or 5 years below me at school...he was funny even then
@@davidmcfadyen9357 from what I've seen of him, a lot of what he says is satire.
FROM WALES AN IDEA💡
Al I have an idea.
Why not have different money?
Wales can have the leek.
Scotty can have the thistle.
Cornwall can have the pixie.
England keeps the pound.
I gets tricky with exchange rates...
Two leeks to the pound, three thistles to the pixie. Five thistles to a leek.
The angry keyboard warriors below have completely misunderstood Al Murry.
Aye, nothing like normalising shitty political views as he has done his entire career with the label of "comedy".
Uffe what shitty views is he normalising?
@@roosterbooster6238 Contrary to what the audience thinks he is mocking them because they find this stuff funny. He is not their friend.
David Allen
the people who watch him know exactly what he is about and he is a parody of nationalist bigots.
His audience aren’t poorly educated knuckle draggers FFS.
@Razer Mantis Why did he stand for parliament against Farage then.