The Differences Between Men & Women - Al Murray | Barrel Of Fun | Universal Comedy

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  • Al Murray describes the key differences between men and women.
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  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "What's you name, love?"
    "Michiko Namura."
    "Beautiful British name..." 🤭

  • @brucethompson7214
    @brucethompson7214 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He never fails to make me laugh hysterically!

  • @andyb.1026
    @andyb.1026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My Ex had TWO Full size wardrobes, Both full, then the famous words "I've got nothing to wear""

  • @SarahMackintosh-si5lf
    @SarahMackintosh-si5lf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Very entertaining, just is someone who is one of simply the best. Good luck to him.

  • @robertblackburn752
    @robertblackburn752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    A woman lives in an emotional playground!
    Man lives in an emotional desert!
    Personally I’ve only got two moods
    Happy 90% of the time and pissed off( usually because of a woman)
    10% of the time.

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pissed off because of women 100% of the time.

  • @gillie-monger3394
    @gillie-monger3394 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That audience is hard work!

  • @garulusglandarius6126
    @garulusglandarius6126 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Absolutely brilliant 👍🤣😂🤣

  • @SotonSam
    @SotonSam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So smart and hilarious

  • @adamatch9624
    @adamatch9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:25 lmao

  • @Blagger3000
    @Blagger3000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Men simply don't care about communicating, all we want is peace and quiet and a shed where we can retire to and GTFO of the way of the tirades and emotional meltdowns and emotional blackmail usually over absolutely nothing.

  • @richardlloyd2589
    @richardlloyd2589 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pint for the men, glass of wine or fruit based drink for the ladies. (because those are the rules).
    Check what someone is drinking, problem solved 😉

  • @conmcgrath7174
    @conmcgrath7174 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Watching them get dressed in the morning, trying to snag their knickers if they get close enough, ah women, c'mere love.

  • @cavendish009
    @cavendish009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    HE CERTAINLY KNOWS WHAT A WOMAN IS !!!!!!! WELL DEFINED, SIR !!!!!

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have but two emotions sarcasm and pissed off.

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Women have lumps in different places to men.

    • @vastinkelter1393
      @vastinkelter1393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And some forget to put them on XD

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats probly cancer mate

    • @FatNorthernBigot
      @FatNorthernBigot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @somedeveloperblokey don't wanna go to bed!

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wayne20uk Very inappropriate and offensive comment IMO.

    • @steviestone1668
      @steviestone1668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Trev359 That's what makes it darkly funny...

  • @davidlindsay131
    @davidlindsay131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only winning move is:
    NOT TO PLAY;
    don't play Her game, make Her play YOURS.

    • @becky2235
      @becky2235 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about no games and act like adults

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Women also have better eyesight and sense of smell, to be fair. Men have better spacial awareness, and the upper-body strength thing.
    There are others, but I forget.
    Edited to correct a typo.

    • @baoboumusic
      @baoboumusic ปีที่แล้ว

      My women definitely have a sense of small

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Men are better at tracking moving objects, women are better at discerning shades of colours

  • @danoliver7044
    @danoliver7044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When he said that's men and women are different and not equal it went down like a lead balloon! This is why comedy is no longer funny, comedians are scared of offending someone somewhere because if they do their career is over

    • @KitagumaIgen
      @KitagumaIgen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Barrel of fun: 2010. Get with the times...

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KitagumaIgen it's not a case of getting with the times. The fact is comedy is no longer funny. The reason is because everyone gets offended to easily now. These are times I don't want to 'get with' when it comes to so-called comedy.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dan, you've not seen his act have you? He delights in putting on this persona and being deliberately offensive. That's his act, moron.

    • @FredericFreedom
      @FredericFreedom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KitagumaIgen 🙄

    • @brucecharlie8613
      @brucecharlie8613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You clearly have never seen any of his other stand up it's all this "offensive" so I don't think he cares

  • @davidlindsay131
    @davidlindsay131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ...Good - got away with it.

  • @luiscalaca8803
    @luiscalaca8803 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

  • @johnmathisen1167
    @johnmathisen1167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Like it

  • @therepublicofcynica
    @therepublicofcynica ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If t's Ok for women to want men to talk about their emotions more then it's Ok for men to want women to talk about emotions less.

    • @PercyPruneMHDOIFandBars
      @PercyPruneMHDOIFandBars 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah but men won't talk about emotions because women will weaponise against them.

  • @Wolfways
    @Wolfways 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Women are better at communicating...which is probably why a womans work is never done :P

  • @TheReviewDesk
    @TheReviewDesk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I have yet to come across an unfunny British comedian.

    • @briantorres5363
      @briantorres5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jimmy carr

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@briantorres5363 uh oh we got a gay boi over here

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE huh?

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE sorry your comment didnt make sense i thought u was havin a stroke

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wayne20uk You need to grow up I think.

  • @thereds1959
    @thereds1959 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I really hope the woke society has checked this out. 😂

  • @Kamikaze3557
    @Kamikaze3557 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This guy is nuts, half what he says, is B.S. but turns it yo comedy silver.

  • @mozpogson3639
    @mozpogson3639 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If women were better communicating why can't they make up their mind? Why do they use so many words to say next to nothing like politicians? Why do they say such dumb things?

  • @Jones-xx2gc
    @Jones-xx2gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I used to wash up after having a Sunday lunch at the in laws. My Father in law used to say that what are you doing that for. Women have got smaller feet. What. So they can get closer to the sink.

  • @Vyker
    @Vyker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just seems like the audience were not interested.... Lead balloon

    • @jamesowen33
      @jamesowen33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      British Audiences... Very reserved

    • @Blagger3000
      @Blagger3000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      British audiences are not like the screaming, whooping, deranged screaming skull audiences you find in other parts of the world. We prefer to laugh, applaud like humans.

  • @davidlindsay131
    @davidlindsay131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Harry Potter has NOT aged well.

  • @Corsair2499
    @Corsair2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Women are mysterious! Yeh? And men don't understand them! Yeh? Cutting edge comedy right there. Yeh? Let's say "Yeh?" a few more times. Yeh?

    • @somebloke13
      @somebloke13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Be awesome to be trapped in a lift with you...

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you offended?

    • @thomasward7134
      @thomasward7134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think you got offended or you have an American sense of humour where unless the is some slap stick with a laughing sound track you don't find it funny

    • @jpdicey789
      @jpdicey789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomasward7134 Spot on mate!

    • @jpdicey789
      @jpdicey789 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have a robotic lifeless brain? Say the magic word, go on? Not please, nobody's going to help you grow in emotional nuance or sensitivity!
      Do you have a narrow attention span and a one dimensional sense of humour? Go on, say it again?!

  • @stinkeye460
    @stinkeye460 ปีที่แล้ว

    Although men are pigs, at least we don't go on the blob once a month.

  • @graphosphere
    @graphosphere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shallow

    • @tonyves
      @tonyves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But bloody funny.

    • @johnbean4615
      @johnbean4615 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s playing a satirical character

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We’ve found the source of the whooshing noise.

  • @rabbitholegirl1
    @rabbitholegirl1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is he drinking?

    • @daskthedestroyer5090
      @daskthedestroyer5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cause why not

    • @treblesix8730
      @treblesix8730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Its his comedy character. He's playing the part of the archetypal, bigoted, thuggish, heavy drinking english pub landlord who has an opinion on everything. He's very clever.

    • @vaughandrummer
      @vaughandrummer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's in character. Nearly every town in the UK has one!

    • @steelpanther9568
      @steelpanther9568 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because the Pub Landlord has a bar,
      And the Audience get free crisps,
      🇬🇧🤣👍🏼

    • @thereds1959
      @thereds1959 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Because he’s Al Murray the Pub Landlord