@@juanjuanitojuanjuanitogolo8470 BREAKING NEWS: IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED PEOPLE DON'T RIDE WITH OTHERS IN VEHICLES THOSE WHO HAD REPORTEDLY DONE SO IN THE PAST HAVE BEEN LOCKED AWAY, EXECUTED, OR SHUNNED FROM SOCIETY, ALL BUT BEING CONSIDERED NONEXISTENT
It wouldn't surprise me! My ex is the pastor's grand son. Which made it even more of head-scratcher that he never got caught, when he would tell his parents that he was going to Weekend Xtian Youth Retreat, and would come spend the weekend with me. He did scream for God, a lot though! So, fair enough! 😊😁😆
"And doesn't remember designing an entire airplane." Why did I think it said digesting an entire airplane '-' Edit: holy cheese noodles where all the likes from
6:51 “That must be so scary to drive against though, can you imagine falling asleep and then seeing that” Uh. I don’t think you should be falling asleep while driving...
3:10 In the years after the fall of The Soviet Union, some of the Baltic countries found that they could produce cheep chocolate and perfume themselves, so they did that for export. The chocolate smelled like it was made in the same machine as the perfume. So you can't always smell the difference.
The first one I kinda like me because I take my art pad and supplies wherever I go (obviously not now but whatever) but just draw people and not beautiful scenery.
That triplet thing reminded me of something lol. In first grade there were identical twins in my class who always wore identical clothes, and one day before school started they were running around the school with their friend who also had the same clothes.... 7-year-old me couldn't really comprehend that
i remember seeing a guy named skip the tutorial wanting to get his youtube channel so that when this person(i think famous his first name was skip) so he would see Minecraft videos when he searched himself up, true madlad
Ive been watching Jake's videos for like a month and I just now realised how many channels he has, why in the world does this man have *5* TH-cam channels. He's the real madlad
“Delivering babies is the hardest and most beautiful thing in life, men will never be able to understand or experience that feeling” Me: extremely hard shit
Day 51 of getting Jake to say *"I'm Fakothy Jakothy"* Day 30 of helping SpecificJxrred to get Jake to say *"I'm Fakey Jakey"* Reddit vids Jake has done since Day 1 of this: r/therewasanattempt: 7 r/kidsarestupid: 7 r/madlads: 7 r/murderedbywords: 6 r/mademesmile: 1 r/softwaregore: 1 r/facepalm: 6 r/NextLevel: 6 r/thanksihateit (r/TIHI): 2 r/blursedimages: 1 r/technicallythetruth: 4 r/comedyheaven: 1 r/crappydesign: 1 r/onejob: 1 :) Uh, i dunno what to say today. Uhh, well, MBW will probably be next because of the schedule. Uhh, respect peopleand #BLM.
If you're really smart and see the world as it truly is then going crazy is the only way to stay sane. That's the thing about depression, you're seeing what's _actually_ there, not imagining or ignoring them.
1:15 I had a teacher in college who did that Our school requires each class to provide online resources so he put the folder online with all the other class information Somebody checked it in class and it was glorious
1:17 i had a friend who’s professor sent them all an email that at first looked like they sent it to the wrong person that contained a file named “test answers” or something like that. rick rolled everyone who opened it
3:06 i did the same thing but it was from my friends birthday cause his mom made soap it was labeled chocolate in a clear plastic wrap and thats how me and my mom both had soapy taste in our mouth til we got home and out of the car
2:23 I imagine apple employees just standing there with t shirt cannons filled with apples and some of them are just charging in beating the crap out of people with apples
7:09 tbf CLI also stands for Command Line Interface, but the positioning of the cross was one of 2 things: or they completely overlooked or it was planed
7:50 Nobody can say Jake doesn’t put effort into these videos... he took ALL of that time to google what legs look like, and THEN photoshop them on. True mad lad
1:20 I would say that a test for a unit that we have barley talked about was tomorrow, make them all frantic so they study their asses off, then when the test comes along, I’ll make it a digital test, then like a folder with this. It would be really funny, and they would know more about the unit earlier on, so the actual test would be easier for them.
That sounds like the triplets who used to go to my nursery. Whenever someone new would join, one of them would hide and the other 2 would make friends with the new kid. For the next week they'd rotate so only 2 were out in the open at a time, and after a week all 3 would just act normal, playing with toys in different areas of the room. Then new kids would be so confused.
guy: **on mars and sees earth**
also guy: **paints his space suit**
It is pretty hard to see the earth from mars
@@stevenbartel5008 r/wooooosh
name nachname r/woooosh
@@stevenbartel5008 true but at certain times you can
Saikyu “15 seconds ago”
I NEED THIS GUY TO CALL HIMSELF JAKEN BAKEN
We already struggling to make him say fakob Jakob
Chara -x What if we all threaten him with unsubscribing and not watching his vids...
Jakon Bacon
@@nurenzayyan4825 that ain't bro
Nuren Zayyan That’s not very cash money of you
Baked Jake is that you???
...wait, no. Its just another fake one.
Ah i really thought this was the one
YOURE CLOSE MAM OR MAN
Cake Jake?!?
Fake Jake:"imagine if I had two identical twins"
Real Jake: "..."
Jake Verda: "..."
Why Jake *in* *the* *distance* “ .......”
FakeJake: ...............
FakeJakeLive (in the distance farther than Why Jake) : “.............................”
The future Jake: **quiet Jake noises**
*Look at all those Jakes*
Fakejake: “What if I could just go pff and there’s three of me?”
Realjake and Whyjake: *visible confusion*
Person named jake with a youtube channel: Bruh moment
he isn’t aware, keep it that way
**Jake verde**
"That must be so scary, imagine falling sleep then seeing that"
- Jake, not realizing falling asleep while driving isn't good in any situation
Urm passengers exist
@@nicholadavey7565 no.
Falcon704 yes
@@juanjuanitojuanjuanitogolo8470 BREAKING NEWS: IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
PEOPLE DON'T RIDE WITH OTHERS IN VEHICLES
THOSE WHO HAD REPORTEDLY DONE SO IN THE PAST HAVE BEEN LOCKED AWAY, EXECUTED, OR SHUNNED FROM SOCIETY, ALL BUT BEING CONSIDERED NONEXISTENT
One time I saw a police officer beating a random homeless dude *so I made a video of me giving him a Pepsi and it solved the police brutality crisis*
Pissed Piplup •• Road to 50 Subs what happened to the other chanell
I thought this was going to end with pepsi beating
I for One welcome the poisoned pepsi plan
I made you one step closer to your goal. 😊
I dont understand. Why pepsi
All rise for National *NICE* Day.
I have risen
Nice - Hirmster
*nice*
'Cries in Europe'
My friend's birthday too
The guy at Area 51 playing gt5: what are you playing?
The other guy: plague inc
The guy at the bathroom: *playing nuke wars*
I’ve completely gave up stopping you
You are literally going to become the Jake ‘OwO’
The guy in the hanger: Titanfall 2
GachaStarie 135 *puts on glasses* I don't even know who you are
Lamo
Well...what about the guy playing resident evil? Or flight simulator tower Edition 2
7:47
Umm...
Fake Jake
Real Jake
Why Jake
Where are you keeping the others Jakob
It was probably in Fakobs house
why are you here
jake verda
They're quadruple twins who are identical and wears the same clothes, also lives in together
Ah yes he's identical brother but with half a mustache and half more successful then the brother with no brother
Art Critics and Teachers looking at shirt be like : Ah so deep this says a lot about society
*Technoblade* *wants* *to* *know* *your* *location*
I think you mispelled teacher
He definitely misspelled teachers.
Dont worry i fixed it
This is a human Lol tea the hers
2:14 Another plot twist: They're the son of the church's pastor and the son of the church's lead pianist.
another plot twist they are the son of the pastor and the pastor
Moral of the story: hot people only dating other hot people
It wouldn't surprise me! My ex is the pastor's grand son. Which made it even more of head-scratcher that he never got caught, when he would tell his parents that he was going to Weekend Xtian Youth Retreat, and would come spend the weekend with me. He did scream for God, a lot though! So, fair enough! 😊😁😆
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There’s already a dislike it means someone has notifications On but their a Hater
hello there beautiful
It’s dislike bots
or they missclicked then forgot
they're*
@@threebysix So they exist.
6:53 me and my homies falling asleep on the highway all the time #relatable
Imagine you’re so lucky that a few people are at the Eiffel Tower, and then you see a dude painting the pattern of his shirt
what the f
The council will decide our fates.
9:24
When you accidentally design a british Meteor jet.
Day 69+21 of trying to convince Jake to say
*_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*
Farquaad jarquaad
Nvm
baked jake
Katzly +42
So day 90?
6:51 if you're falling asleep while driving you most likely have bigger problems than this van.
9:10 footage of memeulous making peace with everyone to help stop beardless James Marriott
Wait was that FakeJake, RealJake and WhyJake on screen at the same time?
10:25 this is the chosen one
9:42 The more he says it, the more I believe that it is actually the opposite of 'massive'.
Like Shrek said about lord Varquaad: "you think he must be compensating for something?"
Plot twist: That aunt was playing the long con. She gained their trust over the years just so she could get then to eat soap. Absolute mad lady.
My thought exactly!
1:18 my teacher Rick rolled us during p.e. (Virtual) she had no idea what the Rick rolling was and thought the song was cool
7:50 wait so who are the other people in real and why Jake?
Its RealJake, FakeJake, and WhyJake. But Jake verda was left out for some reason.
@@Macc985 respect for jake verda for being a lost gamer o/
8:22 literally the worst time to drink anything lol
"And doesn't remember designing an entire airplane."
Why did I think it said digesting an entire airplane '-'
Edit: holy cheese noodles where all the likes from
Now I'm disappointed that wasn't the case. I would like to see that $#!+ happen.
@@merchantziro4285 yeah so do i
maybe it's because you read it wrong? lol
Praise the Noodles
Praise the *cheese* noodles
Me who goes to bed at 9:31 even though my bedtime is 9:30: *AMATURES!*
WHAT DID YOU SAY, PUNK?
@@timothycyrex252 *Turns head towards you * AMATUERS!
We’re not gonna talk about how a guy designed an airplane while being drunk
6:51 “That must be so scary to drive against though, can you imagine falling asleep and then seeing that”
Uh. I don’t think you should be falling asleep while driving...
2:43
For anyone who’s confused, that’s a Legend of Zelda reference
Yes I’m a nerd why do you ask?
or maybe like any video game
@@asianpetergriffin-3239
No, in Breath of the Wild there are statues almost identical to this that let you pray for more stamina or health
2:59. That was a practical joke, years in the making 😂
Imagine being outrun by a porta potty.
I think every porta potty I've ever used was visited by someone with the runs. British ones have more chemicals in them - plop good, thud bad.
3:10 In the years after the fall of The Soviet Union, some of the Baltic countries found that they could produce cheep chocolate and perfume themselves, so they did that for export. The chocolate smelled like it was made in the same machine as the perfume. So you can't always smell the difference.
9:04 thumbnail for anyone who needed
Thank you my lord
You are a hero :D
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ok, whoever approved that CLIt design knew exactly what they were doing. I wish they had a tagline too: "Find God with CLIt's help".
The guy took picture of himself to prove it was real honey because his face was swollen and he had an allergic reaction to the bee sting
The way he said "and the dad looks so tired" made me feel depressed, felt that he was depressed, and the dad was depressed
The first one I kinda like me because I take my art pad and supplies wherever I go (obviously not now but whatever) but just draw people and not beautiful scenery.
That triplet thing reminded me of something lol. In first grade there were identical twins in my class who always wore identical clothes, and one day before school started they were running around the school with their friend who also had the same clothes.... 7-year-old me couldn't really comprehend that
i remember seeing a guy named skip the tutorial wanting to get his youtube channel so that when this person(i think famous his first name was skip) so he would see Minecraft videos when he searched himself up, true madlad
With the Pringles, they actually say crisps on the tube, even in America, proving that crisps is the correct word for them.
Day #69+30 of asking Jake to say
*_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE SUCH GOOD INTERNET
Should I support or continue Fakey Jakey and Fakothy Jakothy?
I can’t..
@@JarredRat do what you want but if you go against me I _will roast_ you
it's you again.
Just some guy with half a Mustache Ah, I started a small revolution and allied with someone else named -Cutting_Edge- to have 2 revolutions as one.
_i'm fakob jakob_
Ive been watching Jake's videos for like a month and I just now realised how many channels he has, why in the world does this man have *5* TH-cam channels. He's the real madlad
What are the other two, I'm aware of fake jake, why jake, and real jake
6:42 no. they do not. The secret service needs to stay up
My move: hey big d or hey b.d hahahahaha i am all powerfull
“Delivering babies is the hardest and most beautiful thing in life, men will never be able to understand or experience that feeling”
Me: extremely hard shit
I have some school shooting jokes but they’re aimed at younger audiences
No
What a coincidence! So is my gun.
@2:45 But they are crisps. You have chips with burgers
Day 51 of getting Jake to say
*"I'm Fakothy Jakothy"*
Day 30 of helping SpecificJxrred to get Jake to say
*"I'm Fakey Jakey"*
Reddit vids Jake has done since Day 1 of this:
r/therewasanattempt: 7
r/kidsarestupid: 7
r/madlads: 7
r/murderedbywords: 6
r/mademesmile: 1
r/softwaregore: 1
r/facepalm: 6
r/NextLevel: 6
r/thanksihateit (r/TIHI): 2
r/blursedimages: 1
r/technicallythetruth: 4
r/comedyheaven: 1
r/crappydesign: 1
r/onejob: 1
:)
Uh, i dunno what to say today. Uhh, well, MBW will probably be next because of the schedule. Uhh, respect peopleand #BLM.
I am earlier than you by 9 minutes.
Nice
That's dedication
i go through these comments just to see yours on each video :)
10:15 *staying up 2 weeks straight to try and build something actually good in minecraft*
Day 21 of asking FakeJake to collab with RealJake and WhyJake
He just did that i this video...
2:45 I saw that and before he said anything I’m like... oh hey a Zelda statue, I’d love some extra stamina
7:53
Did he juat collabed with WhyJake and RealJake????
9:15 they've taken "smart people are sometimes crazy" a step further
If you're really smart and see the world as it truly is then going crazy is the only way to stay sane. That's the thing about depression, you're seeing what's _actually_ there, not imagining or ignoring them.
1:25 the madlad actually did become a teacher and he did do that
9:20
That’s some weird power:
You are really smart, but only when you’re really drunk.
Day 69+2 of convincing Jake
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.
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*"I'm Fakob Jakob"*
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*NICE3*
0:45 the moment heard grove street families I knew where it was going
Posted 8 seconds ago...
Call MeRae ok
Corn
9:14 *He's too strong to be left alive*
5:45 little did he know it was an English class
Bruh that man had so much power to work that security cam that i could see an aura around him
3:08 plot twist it’s always been soap
Last one raidiated so much power my demon under the bed started to cower in fear
ima be a madlad and not do anything at the end, just create a new tab and forget about this one
1:15
I had a teacher in college who did that
Our school requires each class to provide online resources so he put the folder online with all the other class information
Somebody checked it in class and it was glorious
1:17 i had a friend who’s professor sent them all an email that at first looked like they sent it to the wrong person that contained a file named “test answers” or something like that. rick rolled everyone who opened it
I think I need to book an appointment with my psychiatrist again. I could have sworn Jake was wearing glasses at 0:22
6:47 "Can you imagine falling asleep and waking up to that?
Yeah probably, if I don't crash
Can we just acknowledge that the gay couples kissing in front of the church sign is so wholesome.
3:06 i did the same thing but it was from my friends birthday cause his mom made soap it was labeled chocolate in a clear plastic wrap and thats how me and my mom both had soapy taste in our mouth til we got home and out of the car
2:23 I imagine apple employees just standing there with t shirt cannons filled with apples and some of them are just charging in beating the crap out of people with apples
6:14 Now ross is passing birds in a porta potty in the sky rather than joggers on the ground.
0:57
Hey, that’s not fair. It’s a 3v4.
Motorized portapotty when you gotta go on the go
i laughed so hard at the harpoon joke that i was dizzy, i thought i had used up all the fat jokes but now i got a new one
9:21 imagine that guy coming home drunk some day and just he's just solved every world problem
“Can you imagine falling asleep and seeing that”
The dude sleeping while driving in the highway: 🤯🤯😫😱
I love how Jake says to imagine if there were three of him as if we don't know there is and the other two run RealJake and WhyJake
7:09 tbf CLI also stands for Command Line Interface, but the positioning of the cross was one of 2 things: or they completely overlooked or it was planed
7:50 Nobody can say Jake doesn’t put effort into these videos... he took ALL of that time to google what legs look like, and THEN photoshop them on. True mad lad
7:50 the jake on the left of the bed his face is hilarious
1:20 I would say that a test for a unit that we have barley talked about was tomorrow, make them all frantic so they study their asses off, then when the test comes along, I’ll make it a digital test, then like a folder with this. It would be really funny, and they would know more about the unit earlier on, so the actual test would be easier for them.
Ross is just the mad lad of the internet, every upload goes straight to the front page of r/madlads
Painting your shirt in popular places sounds like fun
2:07 Just the homies givin a smooch
That sounds like the triplets who used to go to my nursery. Whenever someone new would join, one of them would hide and the other 2 would make friends with the new kid. For the next week they'd rotate so only 2 were out in the open at a time, and after a week all 3 would just act normal, playing with toys in different areas of the room. Then new kids would be so confused.
7:50 the collab between RealJake, FakeJake and WhyJake we all wanted
This guy is like that one friend who adds on to a funny joke until it is so unfunny that you want to stuff him in the ice cream machine
DABing is like a magic spell: whenever someone cast it, no one knows why but everyone gains this immediate hatred for that one person for some reason.
We all know there's no photoshop involved in this pic. Just RealJake and WhyJake hanging around with their identical brother.
6:48. If you fall asleep driving behind that, you probably won't even get to see it coming at you.
5:52
Me: wrights a 500 word essay about Dawn of the Deep Soul and an extra 300 word essay on the Made in Abyss series as a whole.
9:20 That's like the time when Tony Stark designed extremis in Ironman 3
6:52 if you fell asleep you probably wouldn’t see that
0:41 well shit that's a real madlad right there, that was unexpected
6:50 i sure hope you dont fall asleep while you are driving!!
7:51 Finally Fake-, Why- and Real Jake in the same room
That aunt with the chocolate lobsters... I bet she was prepairing that joke for years!
If I'm about to be murdered and have absolutely no way out, I'm going to make my murderer as uncomfortable as possible