A theme is basically an unformatted essay. The term hasn't been in common use for many years. In fact the only example I've heard is in A Christmas Story, "I want you to write... a theme: What I Want For Christmas"
8:40 "Everyone needs a catchphrase! We need a catchphrase. Uh, need to think of one" everyone here has agreed that your catchphrase should be fakob jakob my dude
@Der_JyX That had me confused as well and yeah, bad instructions indeed. At first I thought they had to use the word "bank" - which didn't make any sence -, not the "word bank" above.
I love how on the roblox launcher school computer post all of the downloads were on the same day and back to back aside from the 21 download, AND IT WAS 4 MONTHS AFTER ALL THE OTHER DOWNLOADS like, "hmm... it didn't work, LET ME TRY ON DECEMBER REAL QUICK"
At 4:20, I saw a REALLY weird and big looking cat, don’t know if it’s just me or not. Y’all saw the weird looking cat following a laser too, or is it just me?
Kid with Guy Fawkes mask: I’m sure wearing the mask designed after the person who attempted to blow up the English Parliament is fine. Literally everyone who knows it’s history: *NO, IT IS NOT*
Dude, we were staying the night at my mother's friend's house one time and there was a *tornado.* An actual tornado. We all got in the laundry room to sit it out. Luckily it was a really weak one. By the time it was over he realized one of his daughters was missing. I'm not sure who's more ridiculous--the daughter for *sleeping through a tornado,* or the *father* for *forgetting one of his children.*
I work with special needs children. So I have to be in the class with all the kids. My kid sat with everyone, anyway, I was in a 4th grade class. Incredibles 2 just came out. I told the kids I saw the first movie when it was still in theaters. One of kids asked me “Was it in black and white?” . I’m 26 years old. I never felt so old before.
I remember when I was in 4th grade i wanted to make a list of people to get back at before I knew what a hit list was. One day a dude insulted me and I said ( in 5th grade) "you're going on the list" and I'm suprised I didn't get reported. Bruh everyone was like "that's a hit list" and I'm like "what's a hit list I just want revenge". I don't have a hit list. I don't want revenge on anyone. I hope they forgot about it.
"Everyone should live their life like that, like you're the main character of a sitcom" *Looks at the camera of my imaginary live stream where my thoughts are the viewers* Hmmm...
I met two people called Eli (pronounced Ellie) before I met one pronounced "Ee-lie". I was so confused when I found out, that it was apparently much more common. I was like 15 by then.
When I was little I thought Texas was still gonna be like the 1800s with cowboys and horse wagons, so you can guess my reaction when I saw people in cars instead of on horses.
For the people wondering why the kid downloaded Roblox every time you try to play a game on roblox it says download the launcher even if you already downloaded it but if you just wait it will open it it’s just that the site does that since it doesn’t know that you downloaded it so the kid just kept clicking on it because he thought that someone deleted it (take that with a grain of salt)
well when i was a kid i asked my mom "how did you color yourself?" she asked what i was talking about so i said "you where born in black and white" i was dead serious
The kid who was chasing the laser pointer reminds me of the time I went on holiday with my family and we got friendly with another family who was from Scotland. I, the youngest in my family, was 12 and the oldest in their family was 6. I bought a laser pointer to take home for my cats but the other kid was wanting to see what it was, so I opened it and shone it on the floor. She ended up chasing it for about an hour, pretending it was a fairy.
When I was younger, my little sister was scared of an electronic toy ball that had buttons and made sounds and stuff. I called it "the enemy ball". 5 year old me was a cringe lord.
Once I scared a kid out of liking horses, she was playing with my sisters horse and asked “can it bite off my fingers” I replied with “yes” she will now never play with horses again, like she bee lined right back to the house
The last one the kid wearing the anonymous mask probably watches chad wild clay on TH-cam bc they make fake “Project Zorgo” videos and they wear that mask
Possessed Potato Bird Official - Seems then to be a recent language change. "write 500 words on a theme of your choice" would be what I would expect. However language change does happen despite anything people try to do to stop it - Americans seem to be dropping the distinction between transitive and intransitive versions of verbs.
I remember when I was a kid they used to do those things where you have to connect or put the words in the bank and I never will put the words in the bank but I wouldn’t know where they go- in my head... no one ever corrected me till third grade but still get 100s on it - it still confuses me till this day
When i was young I had a T-tex helium balloon. I forgot it was a helium ballon so it flew up in the air when I dropped it. Later that day when I told my sisters friend about it, she said she had seen it around Jupiter. I believed her and asked my mom if we could go there.
When I was little I wouldn’t eat the candy airheads because in the commercials the people who ate them had their heads turn into balloons and go through the ceillling. I thought as a child if I eat them my head would do the same
if you have decent parents, and you accidentally dropped your butt on your little sibling's face, and apologize while your sibling is crying for your parents, they are supposed to understand you didn't do this on purpose... at least my mom knows I'm not hurting people on purpose, because she's used to me being a dumbass that always stumbles and falls everywhere for no reason and then does a death scream, just for the pain to calm after a few seconds...
Day 50! of getting Jake to say *"I'm Fakothy Jakothy"* Day 29 of helping SpecificJxrred to get Jake to say *"I'm Fakey Jakey"* Reddit vids Jake has done since Day 1 of this: r/therewasanattempt: 7 r/kidsarestupid: 7 r/madlads: 6 r/murderedbywords: 6 r/mademesmile: 1 r/softwaregore: 1 r/facepalm: 6 r/NextLevel: 6 r/thanksihateit (r/TIHI): 2 r/blursedimages: 1 r/technicallythetruth: 4 r/comedyheaven: 1 r/crappydesign: 1 r/onejob: 1 :) Ayyyy, 50 days.
there's this kid in my class who is really stupid yet somehow made it to high-ap (honours i think in USA). one time we were learning about WW1 propaganda and he asked "sir, is this around the time colour was invented".
The kid thinking she was in a sitcom is the best story!!!! Im dead I'm 37 and I think I'm gonna stop all the adult crap and just pretend I'm in a sitcom too
4:05 Plot twist: this is actually a weird cat and this person put it on r/kidsarestupid to fit in Edit: also, that normal cat you see is his NORMAL brother.
When I was younger,maybe 4-5 my parents took away my screentime beacuase i was misbehaving. I thought that only meant the TV so I then proceeded to play on a leap pad (look it up) for the next 30 minutes before my dad found me. I was very confused at the time. Bonus: Right afterwards, I ate an apple while playing with play dough in the other hand. I bit the play dough by accident and wondered why my apple tasted like salt.
The dog was the only intelligent being in that scene with the kids hurting themselves.
Hello my name is also Aiden
Hello my name is not Aiden
Dio Brando hello, Dio Brando. I thought you were killed by Jotaro and his Star Platinum.
@@feather6502 clearly haven't read part 6
You thought it was DIO but it's me!!
AN OC YOU D O N T KNOW >:D
6:45 "Smrt" is "death" in Czech language.. so she is right
In Serbian too
Jake also pronounced 'Eli' wrong. It's usually a boy's name, pronounced Ee - lie
And slovak
"I am special because i am *DEATH* "
*Demonic Laughter unsues
And Bulgarian too 👀
3:46 plot twist : *she is actually the most talented swimmer but she got drowned and passed away*
Plot twist:you're grammar is terrible
plit twast: me gimmer gaad
Cyclopsboi Produtions plot twist: its your
Cyclopsboi Produtions are you joking or you put in on purpose
She went to god at the speed of light
Day 2 of trying to convince Jake to say “I’m Lord Farquaad Jarquaad”
You have my vote
You have my fucking vote.
Have a vote
This vote matters more than american political votes
Brilliant
I giorno giovanna voted this
i believe this is the perfect time to strike, make your phrase: "Fakob Jakob"
Fâkøb jákøb
@@dillonwalker5077 $!([; *![;
Little Monoma dont hold shift and smash ur keyboard
@Tvx Cinergy *OOF*
Oof, I don’t watch his channel. That’s not the real guy? He looks like an alternate universe Rick Astley.
Plot twist: The kid is an actual advanced human being that can break the 4th wall and is gonna take over the world and make the world into a sitcom.
Well that's ideal
Has someone ever made you so mad it made you want to throw a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids and watch them dance
I think we all went there....
"Ferb, I know what Are we gonna do today!"
Cha0tyk r/cursedcomments
Yes, when Jake called Eli, Ellie
A theme is basically an unformatted essay. The term hasn't been in common use for many years. In fact the only example I've heard is in A Christmas Story, "I want you to write... a theme: What I Want For Christmas"
Isabel White theme is the subject of the essay, not the essay itself
8:40
"Everyone needs a catchphrase! We need a catchphrase. Uh, need to think of one"
everyone here has agreed that your catchphrase should be fakob jakob my dude
Yes that will protect him cause corona will get scared we need put scary masks on
Yep THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME
coronary
*_C O R O N A R Y_*
*_CORONARY_*
Bob
I mean I'd avoid him. Also coronary?
Hmm, there's 69 comments.
*would be a shame if someone were to ruin that*
oof lol
You sticking monster
How dare you
YOU MONSTER
*you monster*
1:04 The theme of the theme is theme, and since the theme never strayed from the theme's theme of theme, it is the themest theme to ever theme.
Day 1 of asking Jake to say “I’m Jake from State Farm”
Isabelle Buddock ayyyyy new supporter
(@_@) that’s cash money of you
beter then asking him to say”fakob jacob”
lol
Froggy Chair yep
Jake: "We need a catchphrase! Ah, I need to think about that"
Me: "Day one of trying to make 'Fakob Jakob' this channel's catchphrase!"
Day 68 of biting stuff to get him to say “I’m fakob Jakob”. One day left...
one more...
What did you bite into today?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Just ONE MOREEEE
It should be the catchphrace!
The couple: proposing
The kid: *im about to end this man's whole career.*
2:46
That's just bad way to instruct kids. They should've told them "use the words in the box given below to complete each sentence"
@Der_JyX That had me confused as well and yeah, bad instructions indeed. At first I thought they had to use the word "bank" - which didn't make any sence -, not the "word bank" above.
I love how on the roblox launcher school computer post all of the downloads were on the same day and back to back aside from the 21 download, AND IT WAS 4 MONTHS AFTER ALL THE OTHER DOWNLOADS like, "hmm... it didn't work, LET ME TRY ON DECEMBER REAL QUICK"
At 4:20, I saw a REALLY weird and big looking cat, don’t know if it’s just me or not.
Y’all saw the weird looking cat following a laser too, or is it just me?
420😂🤣
No one:
FacobJacob with his accent: *S U M M A T*
The word “eli”
Jacob- “EleE”
Eee ly
Ee lie
Why hello there fellow HK fan
Eelie
If Jakes life was a sitcom, every morning he would say
“Wakey wakey, my names Jakey!”
8:37
That'd be cool. Except I'd probably just be some nameless NPC.
I love that the dog walks in a wide curve around the kid, like "nope, not going near that mess".
Kid with Guy Fawkes mask: I’m sure wearing the mask designed after the person who attempted to blow up the English Parliament is fine.
Literally everyone who knows it’s history: *NO, IT IS NOT*
Dude, we were staying the night at my mother's friend's house one time and there was a *tornado.* An actual tornado. We all got in the laundry room to sit it out. Luckily it was a really weak one. By the time it was over he realized one of his daughters was missing. I'm not sure who's more ridiculous--the daughter for *sleeping through a tornado,* or the *father* for *forgetting one of his children.*
6:51 *smrt means* _"death"_ *in Czech*
Czech is pronounced as seezek
@@techscv3 czechia
smrt moskalam!1
it's seezekkia
u really are a seezekker@@AnAlbanianDude you really are
I work with special needs children. So I have to be in the class with all the kids. My kid sat with everyone, anyway, I was in a 4th grade class. Incredibles 2 just came out. I told the kids I saw the first movie when it was still in theaters. One of kids asked me “Was it in black and white?” . I’m 26 years old. I never felt so old before.
in that first clip I thought the little boy was gonna throw the ring into the water
Me too XD
Same
oof imagine if that happened
I remember when I was in 4th grade i wanted to make a list of people to get back at before I knew what a hit list was. One day a dude insulted me and I said ( in 5th grade) "you're going on the list" and I'm suprised I didn't get reported. Bruh everyone was like "that's a hit list" and I'm like "what's a hit list I just want revenge". I don't have a hit list. I don't want revenge on anyone. I hope they forgot about it.
"Everyone should live their life like that, like you're the main character of a sitcom"
*Looks at the camera of my imaginary live stream where my thoughts are the viewers*
Hmmm...
Having watched so many Karens, I'm surprised that the mother in the first video didn't demand that the guy give the ring to the kid.
Day 61 of asking Jake to say," Hi, I'm Fakob Jakob"
8 more days
Repost!!!!
bajusz channel mc nani
great idea
I bet you're expecting a lot of likes
1:48 "I will be *Bank* soon".
-Emma
6:48
I’m pretty sure that’s pronounced “Ee-lie” not “Ellie”
Just got to that part and said the same thing at the same time I read this
Yep...
I met two people called Eli (pronounced Ellie) before I met one pronounced "Ee-lie".
I was so confused when I found out, that it was apparently much more common. I was like 15 by then.
@Eli Koger They were actually Ghanaian boys living in England. I've never seen another Eli pronounced Ellie since those 2 though.
8:40 your catchphrase is “Hey everyone my name is Fakob Jakob” so start saying it
Day 1 of asking Jakr to start a video with
*What's jammin my good good juicy viewers its ya boi big jackey here*
"jakr"
lululegend Cmwa jakr
@@Theboy-ow3ip jakr
Jakr
Jakr fakr
When I was little I thought Texas was still gonna be like the 1800s with cowboys and horse wagons, so you can guess my reaction when I saw people in cars instead of on horses.
Caleeb 44 Still a bunch of cowboys
My catchphrase is "Please don't go in my room, there is no Brazen Bull in it."
For the people wondering why the kid downloaded Roblox every time you try to play a game on roblox it says download the launcher even if you already downloaded it but if you just wait it will open it it’s just that the site does that since it doesn’t know that you downloaded it so the kid just kept clicking on it because he thought that someone deleted it (take that with a grain of salt)
Day 68 of wanting Jake to say “I’m Jake from Statefarm!” One day left...
well when i was a kid i asked my mom "how did you color yourself?" she asked what i was talking about so i said "you where born in black and white" i was dead serious
Day 42 of asking Jake to say "I'm Fakob Jakob" and telling him *he's epic*
Wakup Jakob
Mad lad
The kid who was chasing the laser pointer reminds me of the time I went on holiday with my family and we got friendly with another family who was from Scotland. I, the youngest in my family, was 12 and the oldest in their family was 6. I bought a laser pointer to take home for my cats but the other kid was wanting to see what it was, so I opened it and shone it on the floor. She ended up chasing it for about an hour, pretending it was a fairy.
The day will come. The day that Jake will say: I'M FAKOB JAKOB!
Indeed, it is inevitable
...but it is not this day :/
Speaking of sitcoms and slogans. I heard another thing somewhere about you alarm clock being your themesong because thats how every episode starts XD
Well, your life slogan could be..
*Im Fakob Jak*-
8:07, Get This girl to Hollywood, she needs a show.
Jake we have a catchphrase for you “wakey wakey my names jakey”
“I’m fakob Jakob”
He is trying not to say fakob jakob
When I was younger, my little sister was scared of an electronic toy ball that had buttons and made sounds and stuff. I called it "the enemy ball". 5 year old me was a cringe lord.
Day 69+1 of convincing Jake to say
*"I'm Fakob Jakob"*
*NICE2*
Cant wait for 69+2
Noice
2
4:06 that is an extremely weird cat this person has here almost looks like a child
Fr
Jake: wow this kid is so dumb
Also Jake: *pronounces 'Eli' like 'Ellie'*
Thats just his accent mate
Once I scared a kid out of liking horses, she was playing with my sisters horse and asked “can it bite off my fingers” I replied with “yes” she will now never play with horses again, like she bee lined right back to the house
The last one the kid wearing the anonymous mask probably watches chad wild clay on TH-cam bc they make fake “Project Zorgo” videos and they wear that mask
yes because that is the *_only_* place that mask is worn
Equaius the only place that kids ever saw that mask
Simp domestic sand is scared
My slogan is " if she ain't blood be a stud "
This is why there is no excuse to say “He is WAY younger than you! Leave him alone!”
0:10 that right there is me interrupting online dating in Roblox games
Jake looks like those fake id videos they make using the faces of celebrities
"Adults are even stupider" Ironic...
1:04 not true... I’m turning 12 tomorrow and I know what theme means...
Possessed Potato Bird Official - Seems then to be a recent language change. "write 500 words on a theme of your choice" would be what I would expect. However language change does happen despite anything people try to do to stop it - Americans seem to be dropping the distinction between transitive and intransitive versions of verbs.
@@ianmoseley9910 k
9:04
Well I thought that my parents just came out of nowhere, with their current age and I got born, I was a stupid child.
day 1 of wondering why everyones so desperate for him to call himself fakob jakob.
I remember when I was a kid they used to do those things where you have to connect or put the words in the bank and I never will put the words in the bank but I wouldn’t know where they go- in my head... no one ever corrected me till third grade but still get 100s on it - it still confuses me till this day
Madlad just made vids in a span of a hour
1:42 I can almost see that dog thinking to himself: why are my owners so ffing stupid?
Day 1 of asking fake Jake to sing 'bacon pancakes, bacon bacon pancakes!'
Like this hell so Jake can see it
the roblox launcher thing was on purpose, as it bypasses the school PC blockers when the name is new he's big brain
4:08 haha, he is gonna grow up to be a furry, what a weird nerd, XD... wait...
When i was young I had a T-tex helium balloon. I forgot it was a helium ballon so it flew up in the air when I dropped it. Later that day when I told my sisters friend about it, she said she had seen it around Jupiter. I believed her and asked my mom if we could go there.
Me an 11yr old watching this video: "interesting"
Same
Same lol
@@adaelflores8771 he
Same.
Yo duwang gang of eleven year kids
5:35-6:13
This is the funniest story i have ever heard,this totally made my day
*”You are very incorrect,the intellectual level of my physical being is much higher than your one,thank you, jake”*
When I was little I wouldn’t eat the candy airheads because in the commercials the people who ate them had their heads turn into balloons and go through the ceillling. I thought as a child if I eat them my head would do the same
Day 33 of dying on the inside till I die on the outside
if you have decent parents, and you accidentally dropped your butt on your little sibling's face, and apologize while your sibling is crying for your parents, they are supposed to understand you didn't do this on purpose... at least my mom knows I'm not hurting people on purpose, because she's used to me being a dumbass that always stumbles and falls everywhere for no reason and then does a death scream, just for the pain to calm after a few seconds...
Day 50! of getting Jake to say
*"I'm Fakothy Jakothy"*
Day 29 of helping SpecificJxrred to get Jake to say
*"I'm Fakey Jakey"*
Reddit vids Jake has done since Day 1 of this:
r/therewasanattempt: 7
r/kidsarestupid: 7
r/madlads: 6
r/murderedbywords: 6
r/mademesmile: 1
r/softwaregore: 1
r/facepalm: 6
r/NextLevel: 6
r/thanksihateit (r/TIHI): 2
r/blursedimages: 1
r/technicallythetruth: 4
r/comedyheaven: 1
r/crappydesign: 1
r/onejob: 1
:)
Ayyyy, 50 days.
GG
Stay dedicated my man.
Chocolate
@@vitemallight8818 milk
Hey madlads is probably next
Not sure if annotations times perfectly or coincidentally... They popped up on "this" when he said "I wanna wear *this* mask!" 😆
You and Emily upload at almost the same time
Damn it, Emily!
E m i l y
Who's Emily?
6:47 Fun fact: "smrt" in my language means death.
Fakejake: *makes a yt vid about dumb kids*
Me: *deppresed about being a child*
Once me and my friends tricked a kid into thinking we were monsters on roblox and he changed his status to “HELP ME NO NO HELP HELP”
Saying I’ll revel my fetish if jake calls himself Fakob Jakob day 5
Funny Bunny Toons 64
@@GeNeG01 wha-?
6:46 is even funnier when you know Czech. Couse "Smrt" literally means death. The kid: "I am special beacouse i am death"
This person kinda looks like that why jake guy.
Nah
And Realjake guy too
@@geno1073 I know right? Mabye they're relatives or something
thicc man yeah they live in a similar area too
I want my catchphrase to be
Don’t do drugs, kids
Day 69+19 of trying to convince Jake to say
*_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*
yES
You have 420 comments on this channel, you know what not to do
@@flameofphoenix5998 nice
Kids are allowed to be stupid; they've got a lot of growing to do! It's when they're adults, they have no excuse.
Day 60 of saying 69 until Jake does something
4:00 I love how the parent is focused on filming their toddler on tiktok, instead of actually making sure their child is safe
1st minute squad
yes 13 second squad
First 5 second gang
KAR WAH GAN yes
Not me :(
I don’t actually care squad
Jumping spiders aren't venomous, and hunt flies. They're fairly friendly if you don't threaten them
Wow 6 minutes ago i never been so early!
ajum resmana that’s not early😬
6:43 Smrt on croatia means Reaper or death
there's this kid in my class who is really stupid yet somehow made it to high-ap (honours i think in USA). one time we were learning about WW1 propaganda and he asked "sir, is this around the time colour was invented".
The kid thinking she was in a sitcom is the best story!!!! Im dead
I'm 37 and I think I'm gonna stop all the adult crap and just pretend I'm in a sitcom too
Amelia Mae How do you know you are not ?
im 7 years old and umm... NOT gonna pretend im in a sitcom... ever
My catchphrase is ''So, we gon vibe or we just gonna be AFK as JFK?''
I’m really strategy big to regret calling myself dumb even though I’m a kid/pre teen so now I have more self confidence
4:05
Plot twist: this is actually a weird cat and this person put it on r/kidsarestupid to fit in
Edit: also, that normal cat you see is his NORMAL brother.
When I was younger,maybe 4-5 my parents took away my screentime beacuase i was misbehaving. I thought that only meant the TV so I then proceeded to play on a leap pad (look it up) for the next 30 minutes before my dad found me. I was very confused at the time.
Bonus: Right afterwards, I ate an apple while playing with play dough in the other hand. I bit the play dough by accident and wondered why my apple tasted like salt.