This guy 21:28 minutes into the game: Beats it Me 21:28 minutes into the game: "i guess i'll play as a knight. Wait, but that pyromancer looks pretty cool tho..."
Hmmm... I think I'll take hunter, but wait, the warrior seems tougher. Don't monsters beat me with high damage in this game? Yeah... maybe the knight. If I don't get hit then I don't have tk care about HP... pyromancer it is! Oh wait, I'm more used to Hunting so... Hunter it is!
You will never be Japanese, you will never find the love of your life in Japan, who looks like this and is a cutie pie Japanese girl. You will never be the protagonist in an anime, you will never have superpowers that allow you to overcome your most greatest tribulations, you will always be a loser.
Mine was 121 hours long. If you count the fact that I had to restart my first game because I accidentally killed one of the only three people who can upgrade my pyromancy, and another I accidentally sent to his death meaning I can't access the third.
This comment reminds of Senile Scribbles, there's a part in the skyrim parody series where the dragonborn is denied joining the dawnguard because he hasnt killed alduin, then comes back like 10 seconds later saying he did it lmao
Imagine being a properly equipped adventurer and then see beef jerky boy sprinting past you, beat every bods, eat their souls, and beat a literal god lord of cinder with a caries infested dragon tooth
@@iNebula239 That's for Dark Souls remastered which is a different game when it comes to speedruns. Because of 60 FPS remastered is always going to be faster than the original.
Holy shit. That anor londo part was clean af. I don't even wanna know how many times one has to fall off the ledges, until they master it like shown in this video.
Noob, it only took me 1.5 years! I ragequit at Capra Demon, waited half a year, started new, ragequit again at Capra, waited half a year, then i finally beat him and then slowly the rest of the game 😅
I died so many time in that game. The game itself decided to give me all the weapons. I had all the black knight weapons and all the rare weapon in the same id in single play through not even ng+ talk about bad XD
Anor Londo section is just so entertaining to watch, you just have to imagine what the devs would’ve thought about seeing something like this back when the game came out...
I’ve stepped away from the speedrun community for around a year and it’s crazy how much the process in completing the game has changed.. new glitches and completing different areas before others.. What amazing evolution!!
I had no idea half of the tricks used in this video existed, and some of the closest calls like jumping on the ramp leading to the rafters or the fall damage you took when going to pick the Dragon's Tooth made me SICK. Impressive beyond words
the blades in sen's fortress! this was such an exciting run to watch. I'm playing it for the first time at the moment but i love watching speedruns up to the point I've got to.
Okay, so, I've been playing Dark Souls 3 for a long time now. It's gotten to the point where I can pretty much run it hitless consistently until Pontiff (where I'll inevitably miss a parry or two) and Nameless (that fire breath bomb tho). Finally, I decided to play Dark Souls Remastered, because I wanted to see where the modern series began. I'm thinking, "Oh, maybe I'll die once or twice in the bosses before I figure them out, and I'll beat the game in about 5 hours." My first death was on the steps from Firelink to Undead Burg. After that, it was all downhill. I've died about 30-40 times so far, and I've only beaten Asylum, Taurus, Gargoyles, and Moonlight Butterfly. Capra killed me good the one time I tried, and each new area I discover finds a new way to squash me flat. The roll timing is different, the level design is more cramped, the enemy tells are less obvious... I guess it's true what they say: Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of video games. Great job, dude. This run made me feel both worse and better about myself and my playstyle.
Dark Souls 3 is definitely harder, but a lot of the learned skill in these games is muscle memory. Going from one to the other you have to get the rhythm again. After I got the style, DS1 was mostly a breeze.
Just finished DS1 for the first time today with no walkthrough or previous knowledge of exactly what happens after Taurus Demon. So now I'm ready for some lore deep dives and speedruns like this to blow me fucking mind
There’s something just magically soothing about this game’s sound profile, everything feels like stone or wood, makes me think about how life was simpler with less. Everything today sounds like fantasy, not even Elden ring tried so hard to make such a believable ‘old world’.
As an NPC, it must be some crazy shit to watch a stick of beef jerky swing a dragon tooth around with reckless abandon and save the world in under half an hour
Nice video. Played it several years ago and forgot a lot of it. Seeing that vide brought back the memories. 👍😃 I spent about 80 hours on the first run and a total of 400 hours. Now playing DS2.
Omg this deserves more attention, I THOUGHT 8 HOURS WAS FAST TO KILL S&O LIKE ME BUT 28 MINUTES AND BEATING THE GAME?! YOU DESERVE WAY MORE ATTENTION AND SUBS THAN LIKE 87% OF PEOPLE I SEE TODAY
Her: come to my palace. The chosen undead: I can't I have to reignite first flame. Her: my parents leaves in 21:28 minutes. The chosen undead: I'll be there.
Popping in to watch someone destroy it after just knocking out Gwyn for my first time tonight. Thanks for showing me how to abuse this game! Great video.
This is insane...! I like to think I'm good at Dark Souls, but this is something I can only dream of...Extremely well done, friend! I really wanna know, how does that last skip work, the animation switch from the Fireball to Homeward leading to warping in the Kiln? I don't yet know enough about the game to know how that happens. I'm guessing since you last rested at the Lordvessel, it counted that as your bonfire, but since the doors were closed it spawned you on the other side instead? I really have no clue.
Old comment I know, but if you were still wondering. Using the animation switch from Fireball to Homeward lets Homeward cast quickly enough to do so in the split second you get after you choose the new warp location and the loading screen appearing. When the warp to Undead Parish was complete, Homeward tried to warp the player back to Firelink Altar, but doesn't know where to place the player because the 'last rested' bonfire is not the Lordvessel, it's now the one in Undead Parish. Each area has a default spot, set by the devs, as a sort of warping failsafe for situations like this. For the Firelink Altar, this just so happens to be beyond the door, in the Kiln itself, and that's where the player ends up.
This is a rather complicated trick called the Sen's Gate Skip. Pretty much by parrying at a certain point on the stairs it causes the game to activate the top down camera normally used when you take a very long fall into a place without a floor below and die. But, the top down camera trigger is actually a different trigger than the death trigger. And the reason speedrunners do this is while the game is in the top down camera state, certain objects deload, one of which being the gate to Sen's Fortress. This allows them to enter Sen's Fortress / Anor Londo and get their end-game weapon without killing the Gargoyles or Quelaag. They end up killing them eventually anyway to get access to the firelink altar to set up a wrong warp into the Kiln of the First Flame, but by saving them until after they get the dragon tooth makes the fights go way faster so it saves time.
Sure! Check out the speedsouls getting started page for some of the basics wiki.speedsouls.com/darksouls:Getting_Started . Then I'd also recommend that you join the speedsouls discord so you can ask for advice if needed. Also keep in mind that remastered and ptde have different routes so for example the route I did in this run isn't doable in remastered.
Local man runs through kingdom naked and kills a god in under 25 minutes
Lordran Mans are much more productive than Florida Mans.
It was probably a Florida man
Preety story for a some anime
Local flesh man
a a 0
I love he picked a shaven haircut so he could be more aerodynamic.
Conor McGregor reference?
@@manaspandit2947 surprise surprise, the age of fire is back!
@manaspandit2947 shaven body hair has been a famous thing since that famous swimmer, Michael Phelps. Been done way before that though
Johnny sins be like:
Oscar died only for the world to be saved 20 minutes later.
What? A mission?! Ok, no prob.
@@kingsteel2972 this entire game is just a side quest for Saas
Saved is kinda ambiguous according to the lore
Hey, that just shows that he asked the right person to finish the job
"Saved" is way off from what actually happens
This guy 21:28 minutes into the game: Beats it
Me 21:28 minutes into the game: "i guess i'll play as a knight. Wait, but that pyromancer looks pretty cool tho..."
same lol
Hmmm... I think I'll take hunter, but wait, the warrior seems tougher. Don't monsters beat me with high damage in this game? Yeah... maybe the knight. If I don't get hit then I don't have tk care about HP... pyromancer it is! Oh wait, I'm more used to Hunting so... Hunter it is!
The struggle is real.
Me, 3 hours into the game: “Wait, I’m not supposed to be fighting these skeletons yet?”
Agreed
I imagine this man in his room like "Okay so I have only about 25 minutes, I can either watch an anime episode or finish dark souls 1"
And he definitely wasn't watching the fucking anime episode because the ads would have taken like 2 minutes of that 25
You're totally right
@@JoelDiez who tf watches anime with ads, there are so many sites that do not require any ads whatsoever
You will never be Japanese, you will never find the love of your life in Japan, who looks like this and is a cutie pie Japanese girl. You will never be the protagonist in an anime, you will never have superpowers that allow you to overcome your most greatest tribulations, you will always be a loser.
Took me a year to complete this game man 😵
unimpressive, i did it in 73 hours.
Noob stuff, 112
you kidding? i got 70 hours on three characters and im still going, they call me the dream of dark souls
You are a casul, i did it in 78
Mine was 121 hours long. If you count the fact that I had to restart my first game because I accidentally killed one of the only three people who can upgrade my pyromancy, and another I accidentally sent to his death meaning I can't access the third.
100th like pog
"Chosen undead, you must save the worl... oh you already did it?"
This comment reminds of Senile Scribbles, there's a part in the skyrim parody series where the dragonborn is denied joining the dawnguard because he hasnt killed alduin, then comes back like 10 seconds later saying he did it lmao
School start in 30min
This mf:
The fall at the ladder just before the gargoyles... I felt the pain.
I thought it was on purpose, in order to some cheat works...
@@homejonny9326 i dont think so
@@homejonny9326 nah
They were on WR pace too I think
16:26 if anyone wants to see it
Imagine being a properly equipped adventurer and then see beef jerky boy sprinting past you, beat every bods, eat their souls, and beat a literal god lord of cinder with a caries infested dragon tooth
it's too funny seeing this guy go BONK on multiple bosses
So that's why you didn't see Knight Solaire in front of bonfire at Anor Londo....
Why do call him boy?
@@popeyedoyle6360 boi ✋🏻
Beef jerky☠
The boys: we’re leaving in 25 minutes
This guy: yeah I’ve got time
I like thinking about the lore implications of beating the game this quickly
Gwyn : Well that worked out better than I thought it would.
Funny how this is literally the world record and its unnoticed af
This isn't the WR. The WR is 21:17 by Catalystz. www.speedrun.com/darksouls#Any Here are the leaderboards.
@@Saastutin Ok ok its not but still 2nd place
@@Saastutin There's a guy called mhrz and did 21:07
@@iNebula239 That's for Dark Souls remastered which is a different game when it comes to speedruns. Because of 60 FPS remastered is always going to be faster than the original.
Its hard to notice anything when the screens that dark
When this guy gets farther in 4 seconds than you did in 4 hours
Lmao he’s obviously played it more than most, or all of us.
@@trenken when this guy finishes the game more times than you would in your lifetime
@@mad_imad6177 once?
Wow I've never seen anyone get into Quelaag's Domain like that
This guys got a way with the ladies.
@@9dc956 He got all up in her domain
For real wtf
when she s alone at home
i’ve never seen that or his setup for kiln skip, very impressive
19:05 Ah of course how could I have been so blind to such a simple shortcut!
Who even finds something like that???
I'd rather master this than go through Blight town again
@@juanarteta8196 FACTS
Holy shit. That anor londo part was clean af. I don't even wanna know how many times one has to fall off the ledges, until they master it like shown in this video.
AND just to kill that archer without dieying...
Mmhmhmhmhmh he almost got killed by that Silverknight mgmhmhmhmmvmhmvmhmh
Really was if that was me I would’ve been hitting my desk 😹😹
Style points for the parry at the end of Gwyn fight.
Its actually to save time he dies faster if you end him with parry
@@Voskos it's amazing how literally everything is optimized to save time
@@Jac0bIAm except for falling off the ladder at Parish but we'll ignore that for now
@@zachhouston514 that was painful to see
@@HellishPumpkin I felt so bad lol
"And this son, is how I got to school everyday"
Most underrated comment
yeeeeeess xD
Its kinda very relaxing watching these speedruns before sleep.
The parry to finish off Gwyn earns my respect. Incredible run, some strats I've never seen before.
"chosen undead, the flame is dying and we need someone to rekindle it befor--"
"I'll be there in less than 22 minutes hang tight"
"Can we cut this short? You're putting me 15 seconds behind a PB on killing god"
this man is an absolute unit, 21:28! you just earned a sub, this is impressive, great job with the run
ah yes, Gwyn, Lord of doing nothing
ahhahahahaah
Lord of SittinThere
Gwyn: Come over
Chosen Undead: I can't
Gwyn: You can link the flame
Chosen undead:
😂
My knights aren't at home ;)
Lmao
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I know an italian youtuber that, in 21 minutes, will be at half of his introducing time
Sabaku? Ahah
@@ubyn3816 il maestro ahah
Maestro indiscusso
Ragazzi, welcome back. Sono Michele, conosciuto anche come Microsoft Word 2016 sul web.
@@Sanxnamine Ahahahahha morto.
He truly is the Chosen Undead
I did it in only 48 hours using a skip i made up myself named "being ass at the game"
Didnt upload it tho, don't want people stealing my strats
Noob, it only took me 1.5 years! I ragequit at Capra Demon, waited half a year, started new, ragequit again at Capra, waited half a year, then i finally beat him and then slowly the rest of the game 😅
@@christianstachl Dude, you stealing my strats? I used the same strat myself. XD
Seriously tho, fuck Capra. To this day, I still hate that bastard lol
@@tjvan679
Yes, it's a long term strat though, but it pays off eventually :D
@@tjvan679 same I rage quit for like three months XD -_-, fuck capra.
I died so many time in that game. The game itself decided to give me all the weapons. I had all the black knight weapons and all the rare weapon in the same id in single play through not even ng+ talk about bad XD
Anor Londo section is just so entertaining to watch, you just have to imagine what the devs would’ve thought about seeing something like this back when the game came out...
I’ve stepped away from the speedrun community for around a year and it’s crazy how much the process in completing the game has changed.. new glitches and completing different areas before others.. What amazing evolution!!
I had no idea half of the tricks used in this video existed, and some of the closest calls like jumping on the ramp leading to the rafters or the fall damage you took when going to pick the Dragon's Tooth made me SICK. Impressive beyond words
I remember when the any% record was like, 51 minutes and just BKGH running through as fast as possible.
Black Knight G Halberd??
@@monsoon7591 Great
youre probably thinking of remastered this is the original
@@marah4847 dude, there was a time Remastered wasn't even a thing and people made WR with the BKGH kekw
@@abonc2146 not very optimal
Gwyn was flabbergasted so much that all he could do is just stand there and watch himself get poked to death by a big stick
the blades in sen's fortress! this was such an exciting run to watch. I'm playing it for the first time at the moment but i love watching speedruns up to the point I've got to.
In and out, 20 minute adventure
I love watching the differences between the remaster and og, good work btw.
The ending was beyond epicness!! Amazing speedrun, man!!!
A speedrunner’s worst nightmare “door animations”
Okay, so, I've been playing Dark Souls 3 for a long time now. It's gotten to the point where I can pretty much run it hitless consistently until Pontiff (where I'll inevitably miss a parry or two) and Nameless (that fire breath bomb tho).
Finally, I decided to play Dark Souls Remastered, because I wanted to see where the modern series began. I'm thinking, "Oh, maybe I'll die once or twice in the bosses before I figure them out, and I'll beat the game in about 5 hours."
My first death was on the steps from Firelink to Undead Burg. After that, it was all downhill. I've died about 30-40 times so far, and I've only beaten Asylum, Taurus, Gargoyles, and Moonlight Butterfly. Capra killed me good the one time I tried, and each new area I discover finds a new way to squash me flat.
The roll timing is different, the level design is more cramped, the enemy tells are less obvious... I guess it's true what they say: Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of video games.
Great job, dude. This run made me feel both worse and better about myself and my playstyle.
man i beat it in a week but that's because i played nonstop. it is truly one of the hest games ive ever played and good on you for playing it as well
I can go hitless all the way to qualaag then at anor lando it all falls apart. Lol
Have you tried Demon Souls? Haha
Dark Souls 3 is definitely harder, but a lot of the learned skill in these games is muscle memory. Going from one to the other you have to get the rhythm again. After I got the style, DS1 was mostly a breeze.
Damn I find ds3 harder because it's too fast paced.
Absolutely amazing run. This was a joy to watch.
Looks like some new strats used, and from all the setbacks, possibly another 10 seconds to shave as is. Beautiful run, well done!
Me, a casual: "Eww, Dark Souls doesnt have fast travel?"
Speedrunner: "Its not that bad and its only for the first 15 minutes or so."
In 7 minutes and 30 seconds this man is where I am after like 12 hours
that parry at the end was the best part of this vid!
Just watching this makes me physically sick, good job
The bug to get queelag is amazing. This run is amazing
When Gwynevere tells you her whole family is out and she's alone at home
🤣🤣
Lmao insane 25k views Saas let´s GOOOOOO, also I hope you get a PB soon, you deserve it ComfWee
Just finished DS1 for the first time today with no walkthrough or previous knowledge of exactly what happens after Taurus Demon. So now I'm ready for some lore deep dives and speedruns like this to blow me fucking mind
"mom can I play some more video game?"
"Ok but we gotta go in 25 minutes "
This guy wakes up at 7am, finishes DS1, gets ready and goes to school.
I loved the "get out of the way, I'm in a hurry" hit to the first archer in the Asylum
There’s something just magically soothing about this game’s sound profile, everything feels like stone or wood, makes me think about how life was simpler with less. Everything today sounds like fantasy, not even Elden ring tried so hard to make such a believable ‘old world’.
Yeah I know what you mean.
Yeah. The game felt so elegance
That flying leap onto the Anor Londo cathedral buttress made me trump in fright!
Never thought I'd see Gwyn put in a stun lock, yet here we are.
Just the fact that he made it to anor londo in 10 mins blows my mind
A very enjoyable run to watch.
And listening to this speedrun while drifting to sleep is a relaxing experience.
This dude beat the game quicker than I beat asylum demon
boss: give me one good reason why I have to hire you in my company.
him: I beat a divinity with only underpants and a giant decayed tooth
boss: hired
That was insane, good work!
Love it. Man the final parry is scary.
The only thing which came to mind was:
"I'm fast as fuck boiiii"
As an NPC, it must be some crazy shit to watch a stick of beef jerky swing a dragon tooth around with reckless abandon and save the world in under half an hour
This guy makes the game feels what the rest of us mortals feel when playing the game.
The best recommendation of 5am, thx yt.
This guy makes me wanna upgrade my dragon tooth
Nice video. Played it several years ago and forgot a lot of it. Seeing that vide brought back the memories. 👍😃 I spent about 80 hours on the first run and a total of 400 hours. Now playing DS2.
The fact he beat the gate guy and got in at the undead perish makes this man my hero
16:13 best part 😂
Agreed, like swatting a fly away lol
Like "let me fuckyng save the world, you little shit"
he was like "not today"
No tengo palabras, no se que decir. Bien hecho, pasarse el dark souls de esa manera, esta a otro nivel.
I didn’t know poking with the dragon tooth was so formidable
Omg this deserves more attention, I THOUGHT 8 HOURS WAS FAST TO KILL S&O LIKE ME BUT 28 MINUTES AND BEATING THE GAME?! YOU DESERVE WAY MORE ATTENTION AND SUBS THAN LIKE 87% OF PEOPLE I SEE TODAY
Excuse me, 21 MINUTES!
Undead 1: WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Undead 2: See what?
Undead1: I dont know it looked like a naked dude running around.
Her: come to my palace.
The chosen undead: I can't I have to reignite first flame.
Her: my parents leaves in 21:28 minutes.
The chosen undead: I'll be there.
any plans on doing a tutorial for the run? would to get your inside knowledge
21:34 that knight was out to get you forreal, didnt even care about physics
I'd like to point out that DSP did what even speedrunners don't do: He killed Oscar
The way this man speeding through parts I got Dark Souls ptsd from is ridiculous 😶
My record is only 58 minutes.. but that’s with getting all the lord souls as well .. I’m proud of my little attempt
you are pretty good because you killed all lords and finished the game in 58 minutes
@Luiz Roberto yeah
you should be proud of that
you should be proud of that²
@@bloodfart9745 thank you 🙏🏼
it took me 21 minutes to figure out that i've to run from the first boss and not kill him with the broken sword
1:30
This is the most speed runner move I’ve ever seen
Popping in to watch someone destroy it after just knocking out Gwyn for my first time tonight. Thanks for showing me how to abuse this game! Great video.
This guy doesn't skip leg day
outer wilds🤝this video🤝saving the world in less than 22 minutes
14:30 Smough: "O cara é diferenciado, forte virado na disgraça"
You sir are a legend, i praise you and the sun.
This is insane...! I like to think I'm good at Dark Souls, but this is something I can only dream of...Extremely well done, friend!
I really wanna know, how does that last skip work, the animation switch from the Fireball to Homeward leading to warping in the Kiln? I don't yet know enough about the game to know how that happens.
I'm guessing since you last rested at the Lordvessel, it counted that as your bonfire, but since the doors were closed it spawned you on the other side instead? I really have no clue.
Old comment I know, but if you were still wondering. Using the animation switch from Fireball to Homeward lets Homeward cast quickly enough to do so in the split second you get after you choose the new warp location and the loading screen appearing.
When the warp to Undead Parish was complete, Homeward tried to warp the player back to Firelink Altar, but doesn't know where to place the player because the 'last rested' bonfire is not the Lordvessel, it's now the one in Undead Parish. Each area has a default spot, set by the devs, as a sort of warping failsafe for situations like this. For the Firelink Altar, this just so happens to be beyond the door, in the Kiln itself, and that's where the player ends up.
That is fascinating! Thank you for the explanation. I had no idea it worked like that. ^^
I'm gonna have to keep that in mind~
This guy beat the game in the time it took me to watch this video
Mom: 25 minutes and then time for bed
This guy: just going to kill god first
just so u know, we polish people would be absolutely delighted to see this speedrun take 21:37
Wow
Such a good run
Congratulations
This guy just beat the game faster then it takes me to escape the dungeon
6:08 wat
This is a rather complicated trick called the Sen's Gate Skip. Pretty much by parrying at a certain point on the stairs it causes the game to activate the top down camera normally used when you take a very long fall into a place without a floor below and die. But, the top down camera trigger is actually a different trigger than the death trigger. And the reason speedrunners do this is while the game is in the top down camera state, certain objects deload, one of which being the gate to Sen's Fortress. This allows them to enter Sen's Fortress / Anor Londo and get their end-game weapon without killing the Gargoyles or Quelaag. They end up killing them eventually anyway to get access to the firelink altar to set up a wrong warp into the Kiln of the First Flame, but by saving them until after they get the dragon tooth makes the fights go way faster so it saves time.
The bigger wat was at 21:00
Did he just toss a miracle and open a portal to the future?
Real complicated is about that Kiln skip
dark soul mobile
someone: you must fullfull your duty
chosen undead: OK. wait about 21minutes and 28secs
Dark Souls will never die!!
Everytime i check back, there is a new recored. Congratz
Then there’s me who took 2 days and hours of play to kill the hydra
How did you kill the hydra so quick i just beat the capra demon
How did you beat the Capra demon I just opened the cell door
@@taylorryan6043 how did you open the cell door that fast i just figured out how to start the game
@@taylorryan6043 I just kept going up the stairs and tried doing the falling attack while he’s under me. You also gotta kill the dogs first.
@@austinsavage5962 how did you start the game so quick, I just figured out how to buy it. Apparently, you need money, typical "pay-to-play".
Gwin's theme song: tragic
this guy: I don't have time for tragedies
Hey great run man got any tips for a player looking to get started in speed running this game?
Sure! Check out the speedsouls getting started page for some of the basics wiki.speedsouls.com/darksouls:Getting_Started . Then I'd also recommend that you join the speedsouls discord so you can ask for advice if needed.
Also keep in mind that remastered and ptde have different routes so for example the route I did in this run isn't doable in remastered.
This may not be the world record but it's still so damn impressive. Major props.
Can someone explain what the hell is going with the dragons tooth attack?