CORPORATE CRINGE - Employees are BRAGGING about returning to the office?!?

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @TravisNewton1
    @TravisNewton1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    "The people excited about returning to the office are the reason why the rest of us want to keep working from home."

  • @tristonarmstrong4617
    @tristonarmstrong4617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    "I don't want a game room and a slide.... I want more money!" - Felt that!

    • @disruptivedane2702
      @disruptivedane2702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They treat you like children to save money. Don't buy their bullcrap state your worth and find a new job if they aren't willing to pay up.

    • @tristonarmstrong4617
      @tristonarmstrong4617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Facts.. won't say never, just in case, but I don't plan on working from someone else's playpen for a LONNNNG time..

    • @hunggamerofficial3252
      @hunggamerofficial3252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Game room but they don't allow you to play any games because it "Distracts you from work", then what's the point of having a game room?

    • @I_am_Raziel
      @I_am_Raziel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To buy me free for good.

    • @renor4431
      @renor4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or go home 1 hour earlier for the same money, so you can play video games at home.

  • @TheMasterGamer94Meck
    @TheMasterGamer94Meck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Our boss asked us in chat if we ever wanted to return to the office and 95% of people said no lol

    • @elijahhenderson5955
      @elijahhenderson5955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's awesome!

    • @peterson88keyz
      @peterson88keyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Okay, gotta ask: What are you guys planning to do to the 5%?

    • @nickade2256
      @nickade2256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣. That's some real talk.

    • @tylerthepotato4052
      @tylerthepotato4052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@peterson88keyz Gotta get rid of them, of course.

    • @SuperMatt2112
      @SuperMatt2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This I believe is exactly why these companies are in such desperate mode to get people back, I think hope this nonsense brainwashing tactics are losing the game and narrative. but the machine men with machine minds are relentless, it's all about control of their perfect mindless salves.

  • @eddie5152
    @eddie5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I actually get fatter being back in the office. Junk food and the commute back and forth tires me at times from working out. Without the commute I have those 2 hours back and energy to work out at my home

    • @codmott286
      @codmott286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The lady who made that comment is fat either way, she just uses office life as an excuse because she's too busy not to eat starbucks every day. When she's at home she has no one but herself to blame for binging in the pantry.

    • @Anony584
      @Anony584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@codmott286 She has no sense of self control which explains why she needs some one to control her at the office

    • @roxas24dmc6j8
      @roxas24dmc6j8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Likewise man.

    • @BrickworksDK
      @BrickworksDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My thoughts exactly!
      In my previous job I was working from home every day. Didn't realize just how good I had it until I got a new job where I have to waste several hours each day getting to the office and home again.
      When I was at home I could prepare a good healthy meal, straight from the fridge. Now I'm so wasted when I get home that I end up eating junkfood or freezer-to-oven meals most days. And where I used to have energy to take a good long walk after work, now I find myself in an almost catatonic state on the couch. And where I could control what sweets I ate before, now I have to really force myself to stay away from all the cake and junkfood eaten by my co-workers.

    • @codmott286
      @codmott286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BrickworksDK Yep. I am currently stuck in a hybrid environment. At the office? Trip a subway for lunch. At home? I make a fresh homemade egg sandwich and eat like half the volume of anything deli prepared. I wont even eat until lunch when I'm at home, whereas at the office i'm microwaving a burrito as soon as I sit down at my desk.

  • @CarLos-by5xl
    @CarLos-by5xl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Its funny that these people are excited to have human interaction at work, yet non of these people will hang out with any of their coworkers after work.

    • @asadb1990
      @asadb1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      well to be fair, how much can you trust your co-workers to not air your secret at work.

    • @feeham
      @feeham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Infact most of them hate each other...

    • @eitkoml
      @eitkoml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I don't get it. No human interaction is far better than human interaction with humans who will take any opportunity to screw you over.

    • @CarLos-by5xl
      @CarLos-by5xl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@eitkoml It's just phony, manipulation. Who wants to be a workaholic for a company that is not yours. Let me do what I am paid to do. It does not mean that I won't be professional or happy some days, but don't tell to smile when I am not happy, it's coercion.

    • @visancosmin8991
      @visancosmin8991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Most people are fake.

  • @irontrunk2267
    @irontrunk2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Our company said we are keeping remote forever. We have been more productive and they have saved a shitload on not having the office open.

  • @alFaCentauri16
    @alFaCentauri16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    As an introvert, these people are a nightmare. Not everyone wants to have interactions with coworkers or having to drive everyday, wasting time on the way to work, time you could have had an extra hour of sleep for or time to get a breakfast.

    • @enchantedrockview
      @enchantedrockview ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They complained about being distracted by laundry, the dishes or the fridge, but don’t mind doing the same having “casual conversation” (i.e. gossip and palace intrigue).

  • @Stevan_275
    @Stevan_275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Most employees are sheep who have no lives outside of work. Sad existence. Live for yourself. Live with passion.

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly. I work to live, but my true career and passion is showbiz. I’ve left jobs to pursue my performances if there’s a schedule conflict.

    • @thatgui88
      @thatgui88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @shah lmaoooo good comment

    • @gentronseven
      @gentronseven ปีที่แล้ว

      That's definitely not true but most people don't think about this stuff so much.

  • @cUser691
    @cUser691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    As Josh points out in vids “ Boomer” isn’t about age, it’s about mindset. Some “old geezers” are the most innovative coolest folks

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vooo1314 Agree w/ you- all good points... Key word is to be FLUID... to pivot well, to manage changes in technologies, not to get too awe-struck by corp benefits and the bs that accompanies it. Doing that while enjoying and thriving on the mental challenges = a good life [well, there needs to be some good relationships, sleep, running quality nutrition, and calm time too LOL]

    • @I_am_Raziel
      @I_am_Raziel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @philcooper9225
      @philcooper9225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Baby boomer is a particular generation and boomers are their kids

    • @I_am_Raziel
      @I_am_Raziel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@philcooper9225 I suppose it is the first generation after WW2. So technically it should be people born between around 1950 and maybe late 1970s.

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are the tony hawks of the work and then there are the trumps.

  • @eitkoml
    @eitkoml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    It's a sad person who dislikes their weekends, wants to go back to the office on Mondays, and wants to drag others into the office on Mondays because the power over others is the best thing they have in their life.

    • @matthiasoberleitner5942
      @matthiasoberleitner5942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I think it has a lot to do with people identifying too much with their work and feeling a weekend emptyness. Since they are no longer preoccupied with work they can lack a type of meaning driving them through the week. Thank god I left workaholism behind me and know how to use my time, and got purpose outside of work.
      But yeah don't drag others into it, not for everyone work is their life and they should realise that.

    • @eitkoml
      @eitkoml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @asdrubale bisanzio Corporate simps who do this stuff yet have no power are even more pathetic.

    • @ChristopherVickers
      @ChristopherVickers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wish i could like your comment more than once. My office is working remotely but a few of the older members of staff are saying they want to go back to the office. How s**t must your life be if you have no other human interaction but your work colleagues. I would rather have the comfort of my own house, no commute and no travel costs. If you want to go to the office, you f**ked up your life.

    • @TheKrazyKat89
      @TheKrazyKat89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It is very sad, I know multiple people who hate their married family life and would rather spend as much time as they can away from home.

    • @mavenfeliciano1710
      @mavenfeliciano1710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Power is given by consent.

  • @s2kay
    @s2kay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    As English is not my first language, I didn't know what "Cringe" meant. Thanks to your video I now fully understand.

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Vlad Vladimir Vladinovsky- as a native English speaker, I understand the difficulty in learning a 2nd or 3rd language. You’re [conjugation meaning “ you are”] doing well. Keep practicing your English because we want to be helpful. FYI, Vlad, I studied Russian for 2 years in college- that Cyrllic alphabet nearly killed me but I earned good grades. I transitioned to good conversational Spanish years later- Romance languages are easier for Western ears + more opportunities to speak with native speakers. Now onto French... oh and Python LOL

    • @drunkenoctopus6311
      @drunkenoctopus6311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That feeling you get when someone cuts down a tree and it lands on their car. 10% Schadenfreude 90% “I can’t watch anymore.”

    • @MajesticLawnGnome
      @MajesticLawnGnome ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @amielynn1737
    @amielynn1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    On my HR message boards, people are trying to source ideas on how to make returning to the office 'fun' and it's so cringe. One person said they are decorating with streamers and balloons and calling it 'homecoming'. I call it sad.

    • @amielynn1737
      @amielynn1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @Boy George Yep. That and they hate their families and/or like the power they have at work knowing that they are irrelevant everywhere else on the planet

    • @JPCommenting
      @JPCommenting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "How to make returning to the office fun!"
      Step#1 Don't make me return to the office.
      Step#2 If I put one foot in that office again, I will viciously look for a different job that will allow me to work from home!
      "FUN"!

    • @PVCFloobos
      @PVCFloobos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s just people sucking as much ass as they can to “climb” and too scared to venture out of their own box. Depending on someone else to notice their potential. Shame shame.

    • @surajpatil8670
      @surajpatil8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s mostly mid-level managers who realize how irrelevant their role is.

    • @Reverend-ek6kt
      @Reverend-ek6kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you tell HR you think it's sad they will take that extremely personally and try their hardest to rip your contract up

  • @napoland9676
    @napoland9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    My employer is planning on bringing us back in October. I'm hoping I can find a new job before then. I have no desire to commute ever again.

    • @PVCFloobos
      @PVCFloobos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same here, working on upping my AWS to be remote DevOps. 3 hour commute is a no go.

    • @JPCommenting
      @JPCommenting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Exactly the same, supposedly we were returning in September, but since the CDC doesn't give a sh*t, now it may be sooner. on July It'll be 1 year since I joined the current company I work for. So after that I am absolutely looking for something else. Honestly the quality of life when commuting is garbage, wasting time that I could have spent getting more rest, or calmly eating breakfast, the chances of deadly accidents increase unnecessarily, I'd be polluting by driving, I may get my kid sick if I catch this stupid virus. So honestly I do myself, my family and the earth a favor by not going into the office.

    • @sarahpoindexter5718
      @sarahpoindexter5718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I told my boss I was feeling burnt out. He said a lot of people are and the answer is heading back to the office. He said he's ready. I didn't really say a lot but I have now found a new job that I start soon.

    • @Ib8689
      @Ib8689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sarahpoindexter5718 Oh wow. Congratulations! 🥳🎉✨ Dang, you’re smooth with yours. 😉😁 He’s probably gonna feel so betrayed when he finds out. 😂😁 Congrats again!
      L😂L

    • @Lacrymosa1791
      @Lacrymosa1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The commute is honestly the main reason I'm not interested in going back to work. I have a few reasons but that's the main one, Boston traffic is no joke so I'm also keeping an eye out for closer or remote jobs.

  • @DavidGomez-ws5br
    @DavidGomez-ws5br 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Some people don't have a life and all they have is going to the office. Screw that 😒

    • @visancosmin8991
      @visancosmin8991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sadly is not some... is most.

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have a rather tame life and still don't want to go to an office lol.

    • @gankyballs
      @gankyballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jup, at least at the boomer level

    • @robertparsons313
      @robertparsons313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Some people" don't have the luxury of risking their jobs being lost to automation.

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shit, I don't have a life and I'd still rather sit at home.

  • @mavenfeliciano1710
    @mavenfeliciano1710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Let's be honest, the reason these people want to go back to work is because they lack social lives and don't have any friends.
    And the reason they don't have a social life of friends is because they've consented to have been voluntarily imprisoned by their employment working longer hours than they probably should have.
    I on the other hand don't have a social life because I choose to spend my time being productive in other ways.

    • @NukeCloudstalker
      @NukeCloudstalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm neither productive nor do I have a social life.
      RIP

    • @SuperYtc1
      @SuperYtc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They just want to look good for their company. Called corporate simps.

    • @JJJJ-he8bz
      @JJJJ-he8bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have no friends or social but I still rather be home

  • @susandemattio3893
    @susandemattio3893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I have been working at home for over a year and have no desire to return to the office setting.

  • @joshuaoneill3118
    @joshuaoneill3118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I appreciate that you keep moving yourself from screen to screen as you're talking about the different offices.

    • @Maxtardation
      @Maxtardation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its hilarious

    • @memory.1
      @memory.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      josh isn't real. he's been a 3D rendered AI this entire time.
      *surprise pikachu face*

    • @BrandonWingerAir
      @BrandonWingerAir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine your at work and josh suddenly appears talking to you on the tv or monitor

    • @YOYO-dv8gv
      @YOYO-dv8gv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A+ editing

  • @matthiasoberleitner5942
    @matthiasoberleitner5942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I mean I can get why people can enjoy being in the office sometimes. It's a different environment and it makes a better differentiation between work and being home. I wouldn't have anything against going 1-2 days a week in the office and staying the rest at home, given that the office I work at has separate rooms for each team, instead of this open office bs. But I agree... linkedin is a clownsfest. They're pretending to be so excited just to look good for their employers.
    Ps: that clipping yourself in the beanbag was hilarious. That office is a joke.

    • @englishgate638
      @englishgate638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sometimes you need that difference but only if you can focus properly in that environment and are paid good

    • @matthiasoberleitner5942
      @matthiasoberleitner5942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@englishgate638 Yes if your office does not promote productivity but rather just promote looking busy, then it's bs.

  • @zanidd
    @zanidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "Casual conversation in the office". yeah right. Every time I start a casual conversation at work, I got told to go back to work

    • @briangatiu8662
      @briangatiu8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mavenfeliciano1710
      @mavenfeliciano1710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn! Are they nickle and diming you now? Sheesh! lol
      If it's a salary position, you won't tell me that. And if it's hourly, you better be paying me top dollar 'cause if not I'll tell you off. You ain't sonning me. lol

    • @Max-lf3tx
      @Max-lf3tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've had jobs like that, never again.

    • @Reverend-ek6kt
      @Reverend-ek6kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you were a middle manager then talking bollocks would be your job

    • @cliffclairespicyreviews3502
      @cliffclairespicyreviews3502 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

  • @newkcrowe
    @newkcrowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Imagine having such a miserable life that your commute to work is a positive. Wtf lol

  • @SoulfulVeg
    @SoulfulVeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    My company permanently closed down most of its offices. But they've been really flexible about work-from-home for years. I wouldn't consider a position that wasn't work-from-home at this point.

  • @barzinlotfabadi
    @barzinlotfabadi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Ah sweet, the gridlock and packed subway trains we were all waiting for

    • @JPCommenting
      @JPCommenting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How I've missed the enchanting choir of coughs that accompanies such an environment 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @MrSivram28
    @MrSivram28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I can't understand why people love the office environment? I guess people just want to feel important and better than others because they work at a corporate office. smh

    • @visancosmin8991
      @visancosmin8991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sad people.

    • @FancySpicyTuna
      @FancySpicyTuna 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can only speak from my own perspective, but being able to go to the office meant time away from the abusive and toxic environment I was living in with my old roommates. At times, I’m surprised by Josh not thinking of that, considering his own past.
      Like the one guy who said his only alone time is on the commute. “Sounds like you have a lack of boundaries.” What if your boundaries aren’t respected? What if that person is non-confrontational?
      I’m not big on working from the office and some people have very cringe reasons, but some people need to escape home and it feels cruel at times to mock them

  • @celestialarmor695
    @celestialarmor695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    They are conditioned to love their own bondage

    • @paprika8d9
      @paprika8d9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you don’t, you are not a hard enough worker according to them

    • @Anony584
      @Anony584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@paprika8d9 Facts! I was called lazy for not breaking my neck on a project without extra pay

  • @vaultfox
    @vaultfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    you green-screening yourself onto the monitors made me LOL

  • @DylanMatthewTurner
    @DylanMatthewTurner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Imagine if your company still had a more formal dress code and then added the slide. I think going down a plastic pieced-together slide in a suit is probably a good way to lose the suit lol

    • @BrandonWingerAir
      @BrandonWingerAir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have to equip a propeller hat to protect the suit. Wearing it 24/7 and going bald is a sign of experience & wisdom

    • @WowPlusWow
      @WowPlusWow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also a good way to get 1000 static shocks.

  • @ArcWarrior
    @ArcWarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Sooo, they're ditching human beings at home because they want human interaction at work?! The ones at their homes presumably love them while their coworkers could give to craps about them. Loved ones give you kisses and hugs while coworkers give you sharpies and potluck food made by the secret hoarder--cat lady. Total weirdos.

    • @visancosmin8991
      @visancosmin8991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's because they have no one at home.

    • @ArcWarrior
      @ArcWarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@visancosmin8991 Yeah that's so sad. But having no one is better than being around toxic someones. But to some people that's not the case. I say, just let those folks go into the office and let the introverts stay home.

  • @zeethree
    @zeethree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Covid-19 was the greatest thing to ever happen to introverts, traffic, parking, nature, and the work/life balance. I miss 2020 already.

  • @jiyere
    @jiyere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    That... opening 😂😭

    • @MrCTruck
      @MrCTruck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      High quality editing

    • @MajesticLawnGnome
      @MajesticLawnGnome 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol savage

    • @Max-lf3tx
      @Max-lf3tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminded me of Resident Evil 3 (movie) Joshua Wesker

    • @edmundkemper1625
      @edmundkemper1625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I freaked out 😂😸

    • @Reverend-ek6kt
      @Reverend-ek6kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr 😂😂 the corporate simps will be so triggered if they saw it

  • @rusticraver82
    @rusticraver82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Where's Josh?"
    "Oh, he's going down the slide again"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 FFS that killed me.

  • @HardwareExtreme
    @HardwareExtreme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The frame at the start is perfect lol

    • @josephlabs
      @josephlabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadass was not expecting that. I'm loving it

    • @GreyKlouds
      @GreyKlouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really was though

  • @youdidntaskforthisbuthereitis
    @youdidntaskforthisbuthereitis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Yes my home office sucks compared to our office building, I don't care. Eliminating the commute, the frustration of traffic and stupid people is well worth it. Working from home has always been great and I'm not going back to a stupid office.

    • @ronlanter6906
      @ronlanter6906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus the gasoline savings, a LOT less wear and tear on my car, ...

  • @KGMyuR3w
    @KGMyuR3w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Regarding "pandemic pounds", I lost weight during the pandemic because catered office lunches and snacks put on the pounds.

    • @Anony584
      @Anony584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They usually buy the most carb loaded stuff too

    • @deanchur
      @deanchur 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I maintained my weight until early this month when I got chicken pox and dropped 5lb, now I'm the same weight I was in 2012.
      Weight management is freaking easy.

    • @Anony584
      @Anony584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deanchur weight management is easy with education. I can control my weight by controlling carbs and insulin spikes bc I’m insulin resistant. The office foods are carb heavy and cheap which is a no for my body.

    • @kepstein8888
      @kepstein8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I took lots of walks around our quiet neighborhood.

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kepstein8888 same here

  • @NMB117
    @NMB117 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was absolutely heart broken having to go back to work.

  • @Kevin-jc1fx
    @Kevin-jc1fx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I feel deeply sorry for the people who are impressed by a game room, a slide, and some food. How much are they paid to not be able to have all that at home? Simping so much and still being paid a misery is pathetic.

  • @namemcnamey4207
    @namemcnamey4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Grow 1% every day" I have no problem with that but i expect to be paid adequately, so ill have a 1% pay rise everyday to coincide with my growth.

    • @haydo8373
      @haydo8373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oooooh, compounding! I'll be a billionaire in no time

  • @JPMitchell31721
    @JPMitchell31721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The sharpie must be for sniffing. It's the only way to enjoy yourself at the office.

    • @PVCFloobos
      @PVCFloobos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck yea dood.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PVCFloobos For that hood kindergarten experience lmao

    • @anabee8310
      @anabee8310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The sharpie is not nearly strong enough to offset this shit 🤣

  • @zanidd
    @zanidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the only nice thing about the view is that it leads away from the office

  • @jiyere
    @jiyere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    These insertions are really funny 😄 , although on an article's white background I think it'd look better at the bottom.

  • @Reyna3103
    @Reyna3103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hey Josh I hope everything is ok since you took the last video down. Just wanted to say that your content really helps me in my transition out of the corporate world! Thank you for what you are doing.

    • @Justin-ni2cs
      @Justin-ni2cs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah what happened to the wheelen video?

  • @jermainemyrn19
    @jermainemyrn19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    These people really simp for the system that exploits them🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @d0giem
      @d0giem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These people are low value and their mindset is that of a sheep

    • @StarContract
      @StarContract 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah, sums it up perfectly. Sad

    • @mogmaximus
      @mogmaximus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and then they go home to their wives and the simping continues

  • @justclassicglam
    @justclassicglam 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I don't want a game room and a slide.... I want more money!" dude if the fr just DIDN'T PAY FOR AN OFFICE and used that budget to pay their workers more EVERYONE would be x100 happier with that company.

  • @boltyk1
    @boltyk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    - where's Josh?
    - he's going down the slide again
    jees man :) :) :)

    • @sarahh2072
      @sarahh2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's getting his money's worth!

    • @constantine6464
      @constantine6464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      im fucking dying laughing

  • @JustkickinitG
    @JustkickinitG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dude that last one... Had my ass cracking up. When your entire identity is your job, you are literally the most boring person in the room.

  • @Lord_Falcon
    @Lord_Falcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My company has a games room with a few PS5's but it's pretty pointless. The vast majority of the time they are empty then then there's a crowd at lunch all trying to get a game in. They could all be working from home and with a tiny bit of co-ordination play online together whenever was most convenient. 95% of the people that play in the office have their own console at home. Company should save the money and GIVE EVERYONE A BIT MORE OF A PAY RISE! When will they fkin learn that the vast majority of people work because they have to so if they do a good job the company should pay them a bit more to retain them longer. So many companies have really high staff churn rates because they waste time and money on dumb social projects and silly gifts nobody wants.

  • @NightUmiStar
    @NightUmiStar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    glad when I started my new job, the company already recognized how the tech dept was more productive at home and will likely keep it. Perks? I can visit family whenever and stay for more than a weekend while working with a laptop. And I got approved that I could move to Michigan without any problems since my bf got an engineering job there (he'll have to go to the office occasionally to test machinery), no more having to choose between your own career or following your partner.

  • @FPSSteel
    @FPSSteel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Talks about distractions, what about those loud bells they have at work that say "CONGRATULATIONS WE MADE 1 MILLION DOLLARS, YOU AREN'T GETTING A DIME AND YOU ARE GETTING FIRED NEXT WEEK BY EMAIL"

  • @destroyonload3444
    @destroyonload3444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how the beautiful view at the office is a path to nowhere. Seems reminiscent of what corporate life is like.

  • @mrboomman
    @mrboomman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Bruh... all of your videos tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

  • @Continuum7
    @Continuum7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    These people scare me that want to go back to the office full time. No thanks, I will clutch on to WFH as long as I can.

  • @gattie12ben
    @gattie12ben 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Thank god I do commercial cleaning and there are no cringe meetings XD

    • @Francis_UD
      @Francis_UD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the meantime why not record some live streams to showcase how you neutralise filth , mate ? 😅😃

  • @primal9238
    @primal9238 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ngl, some people have nothing going on in their lives. Why we see all the claims about Remote Work causing people to be "lonely." Yeah... extroverts will probably miss socializing. But they can do that on their own. If they don't have people in their lives they can socialize with... probably not the best people person in general.

  • @BeastMaster228
    @BeastMaster228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I never had the option to work from home, I've been in the office since the beginning. In fact I had only two days and we my other coworker had to beg for those days.

  • @artistryartistry7239
    @artistryartistry7239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now you see why the world is unraveling. It simply cannot endure the burden of so many emptyheaded simpletons. If your purpose in life is fulfilled by doing trivial office tasks, and your desire to get back into an office supercedes your desire to be free and autonomous, you have utterly failed in life.

  • @adult93
    @adult93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It's my birthday! Can't wait to clock in"

  • @WickedParanoid
    @WickedParanoid ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crowded public transport is "cool" now? Fuck right off with that, bugman. I felt like an absolute king when I had the bus all to myself on my 30 minute ride home after a gruelling night shift once. Seriously, NO ONE ELSE boarded it until my home station, and it was GLORIOUS.

  • @GR-uk5ou
    @GR-uk5ou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    20 years in IT. If my company ask me to return to the office I am quitting… I’ll rather drive truck that go back…

  • @dancoe4489
    @dancoe4489 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tyrannical office managers and the higher ups miss the power trips they can facilitate and the sight of their adoring minions all gathered in the office in their honor! 🤔

  • @shairfair
    @shairfair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ironically I made it to the second (out of third round) of interviews for click up and yea basically a nightmare. The guy that interviewed me had basically said no one works under 60 hours there and the pay was only 60k in LA.

  • @eyesonly5494
    @eyesonly5494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how josh shows the misuse of back to office, I know from my finance roles being at work in sometime required or much easier to perfrom all or some tasks but this is a great example of why not to attend the office if you could do it at home. love your work josh.

  • @parzax
    @parzax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Well, those "distractions" at home really add up. If you take 5-10 minutes to do a quick load of laundry, by end day you are free to be a coach potato because you already finished your chores :D

  • @memory.1
    @memory.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:16 i laughed when i saw the beanbag. thought that beanbag room looks like the time-out space one of my teachers had set up in the classroom where everyone can walk by and judge you. unless you're going in with a friend, it kind of feels embarrassing. should adults really be ok with being treated like this?

  • @GunnzaEIR
    @GunnzaEIR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This gives me cringe chills. I hope my work remains remote

    • @StarContract
      @StarContract 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you have 0 obligations to stay there. If they make you come - switch. Don't play their games.

  • @mattm2339
    @mattm2339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Literally lol-ing each time you crop yourself into the frame 😆 nice touch

  • @wendygo7962
    @wendygo7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Well the government pays me to stay home, but did you see the view from that office?!?"

  • @immortaltoaistisascamdonot4938
    @immortaltoaistisascamdonot4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    maybe they want people back in the buildings as a tax incentive like they can write it off , the power bill and other utilities, etc. ....maybe that's part of the reason they want people back in the office, not saying I agree, i don't, if you can do the job at home what's the problem.

  • @ArtAnimeEmerly
    @ArtAnimeEmerly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I normally listen to your videos as podcasts but kept stopping to watch this one with the moving face, loved it

  • @davidpowers4929
    @davidpowers4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Big oofs for these sad sad people

  • @soufianeirbouh5485
    @soufianeirbouh5485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These green screen puns are amazing, I love you man.

  • @chadnorris8257
    @chadnorris8257 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Back in my day, we hated Mondays specifically because we had to go back to work or school after a fun weekend off.

  • @KathleenMcCormickLCSWMPH
    @KathleenMcCormickLCSWMPH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The sheep are heading back as directed by their corporate herders.

  • @Hodenkat
    @Hodenkat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    All to compensate for their leadership's inability to interact with employees without becoming toxic.

  • @RTX_Remix
    @RTX_Remix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These people are genuinely happy because in most cases they work in middle management, no core skill... thus nothing to actually do at home. They miss there lunch buddies. Meanwhile designers and developers continue to beg to work from home.

  • @ondrejpalata8979
    @ondrejpalata8979 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just discovered your channel and I am having THE BEST TIME! You are so spot on! Keep it up please

  • @AlinaX345
    @AlinaX345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I don't want a game room. I want more money." Yup, that's pretty much it. And to be left alone to do my job I'd add (which I have an easier time doing when I work from home). You give me the money and I choose the entertainment that I enjoy.

  • @sanansa4567
    @sanansa4567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    some people really prefer to be around others. Others are control freaks/micro managers (I am sure those types are going nuts not being able to have full control). Last time I worked from home was a 1099 job, so I had no health insurance (I was covered by my prior employer but I had to pay for it and it was only for a certain period). I really liked at first, but then after a year I felt isolated (I used to work in NYC prior to the work from home situation). Now I am older, I don't care to go back to an office ever again.

  • @sarahh2072
    @sarahh2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Josh putting his face on their monitor is SENDING MEEEEE

    • @Reverend-ek6kt
      @Reverend-ek6kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope they see it too 😂😂 knowing the corporate ego they will get extremely butthurt and try and cancel him

  • @jaycole2109
    @jaycole2109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best part of the video is Josh talking about the slide! I worked for the top medical facility. Each year they gave us a nice gift (with hospital logo of course!)....an umbrella one year, then a fleece blanket....then a plastic sticker for the car window, and then a little cloth with which to clean our sunglasses! What an insult! Meanwhile we cranked out the work as they compared our monthly goals each year to the previous years’ goals. It was never enough!!!!

  • @jordanmarcia7456
    @jordanmarcia7456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Grow 1% everyday," that's asking a lot." Josh, I was in stitches man. SO damn funny, I spat my coffee out when you said that. Haha.

  • @vincentcarbonara3589
    @vincentcarbonara3589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Josh! Took the words right out of my mouth!

  • @jesuskristus18
    @jesuskristus18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Keep them coming, my man!

  • @ionix2000
    @ionix2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And what is realy sad is that there are many people who are believing and accepting those corporate lies. Happy to see another popular video like this. Keep up the good work!

  • @yengthao1322
    @yengthao1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Was about to commute to work but Josh uploaded

  • @Johnston212
    @Johnston212 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As much as I hate retail, especially since I never had the luxury of remote work, this sounds so much worse in ways. Glad I am trying to find ways to pursue my own interests now

  • @travis1240
    @travis1240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Office culture exists whether or not you're working remotely. Work is work, and remote work is less personal.

  • @primal9238
    @primal9238 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate the word "empower" when corporations use it. It always means that the responsibility is on the employee with no responsibility on the employer to properly prepare them for X situation.

  • @troller4jesus
    @troller4jesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how they conflate involuntary distractions (someone walking up to you at work) with voluntary distractions (taking a break to continue thinking about an idea while you load some laundry).

  • @ac75911
    @ac75911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel bad now for people who weren't able to start out fully remote before Covid. I've been mostly remote but with some work travel since 2016! How come we were trusted to be remote then, but companies are reluctant to trust their own workers now??

  • @Reyna3103
    @Reyna3103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the conference room intro! A great reminder of where I never want to be again!

  • @stickyfox
    @stickyfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first day of school was fucking miserable too. What is there not to get about this?

  • @paulphilpott8616
    @paulphilpott8616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am glad that the Wheelen crime family, did not put the hit on you. I would still like to know what happened to those videos.

  • @StarContract
    @StarContract 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dear employee,
    if anyone forces you to commute to an office, search for another, better place to work. For everyone's sake.

  • @oldmac435
    @oldmac435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man I love your Corporate cringe series haha

  • @jesusisGod1434
    @jesusisGod1434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi Josh, I watched and enjoyed. I sent this video to my grandchild’s mom, who has been informed she will need to come back to the office in July. Thank you for the video! God bless.

  • @MrPagnito
    @MrPagnito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That view just reminds me when i used to work at cumberland farms and they had a similar view and all i could think about was being out there lol....dreadful

  • @sanansa4567
    @sanansa4567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    00:38 a full train in NYC is a nightmare, especially in the winter. Once a year I would get sick (from others coming into work sick or train/subway/elevators). It has been 15 years since I have worked in New York City, i have never gotten sick one time since I stopped working there (and I haven't changed my lifestyle and I live in the same house I did when I worked in NYC). It would cost me at least $500 a month to commute (train,subway, ferry, taxi (once in a while when trains were delayed, I would have to pay for a taxi instead of walk from Penn Station to my office, otherwise I would be late). As well as paying for breakfast or lunch. I had a 2 hour commute each way, there is no way I was going to bring my lunch with that long of a commute/long day. Why on Earth would I be 'excited' to go work in an office in NYC.

  • @extremegeneration
    @extremegeneration 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Have you deleted your last videos? What’s happened? :(

  • @JamesStakerWin
    @JamesStakerWin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is exactly like the first day of public school; the horrible waste of youth that you are FORCED to attend.

  • @strangeclouds7
    @strangeclouds7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bruh why did you delete that last vid?

  • @jmorris023
    @jmorris023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro, if you're looking for corporate cringe, you have to see the video "roll call cringe" (secretly recorded by Jay Nova). It's a Big 4 accounting firm campus recruiting team trying to convince these poor kids that they want to work there.