VERY HARDER DK
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2019
- One victory was not enough... Alpharad assembles the task force of JoSniffy and Turvis to take down Very Hard DK once and for all...... UNTIL SUPER MARIO PARTY ADDS DLC BOARDS!!!
Honestly, why haven't they yet?
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No no no, DK was playing 4D chess, he wanted to be on the bad luck space so he could be red so that he could be the one player in the 1 v 3, making an easy win for him netting him 10 coins, which is a 5 coin net improvement.
The absolute madlad
Bruh
This man out here with the galaxy brain.
DK is the MAD DAWG of Super Mario Party. You don't know what to expect of him!
He played us like a DAMN FIDDLE!
He probably also did it in case the most bad luck spaces bonus star was up
Alpharad: "I really didnt care who won"
Also Alpharad:*bribes both players with chocolate milk and a mattress*
"I just want to see how easily I can manipulate you"
how did you do that without the text becoming *t h i c c a f* ?
Lemonade it's probably because there was no space between the colon and the asterisk
*Leonader
Hello fellowbear
Jo: I'm not a villain
Jo: *immediately does the most devious shit in the universe*
Correction:
*Also Jo:immediately does the most devious shit In the universe*
He isn't evil, but chocolate milk is chocolate milk
2002 Ford Fiesta agreed
JoJo
Nado Torn Jo is Jo
Jo: “I hate hammer bros dice.”
Alpharad: “The stars cost too much.”
Travis: “THEY’RE ROBBING ME!”
Who's updog
Diego18 just to satisfy your poor attempt at humour
What is updog?
it's jo you dumbass
Espeon 37 a dog that is up
@@thelawnmowert-rex8140 ive been had
Best quote of 2019: “I have chocolate milk, okay? I don’t need your feelings.”
Nicholas Coleman painus in your anus
-Jo 2019 video: Ridleys the best
Lhr9scout10 it was Travis
Hard agree brother
Chocolate milk is more important than anyone’s feelings
Yes
Title: “VERY HARDER DK”
TH-cam monetization team: “Am I a joke to you?”
lol
*yes.*
You mean BOT right?
Viewers’ entertainment>>>>>>>>>>Money
“#22 on trending”
"Monty Molette"
"Stop It"
WE WILL NEVER STOP PIRANHA PLANTETTE
@@_sqf CHAIN CHOMPETTE
GOOMBETTE
i hate these replies
hehe. WALUIGETT
"I no longer smoke crystal weed."
...What?
LEGALISE CRYSTAL FUCKING WEED
ah, now I'm nostalgic
If Waluigi will come from behind, then Donkey Kong will come from all angles
He’ll come harder from behind
Read that anyway you will.
SURPRISE WAAAAH
JayJayAG SKSKS
That sounds demonetizable
69 likes
Travis couldn't bubble so he isn't winning
Benjamin Shanks ruff 😢
OOF
Hah!
R.i.p travis
F
Alpha: There's a Chungus amungus
Turvis: **screams in pleasure**
what kind of pleasure
an orgasm for big chungus
It might be too humongus
CHUNGA
*Zarbon moan*
The precursor to Hard DK's gambling addiction
what video is that?
@@c0diz hard dk strikes back
@@c0diz mario party 4 video
@@mariofanflip1137 i appreciate it but how the fuck did you reply to a three year old video
all i want is a compilation video of Travis screaming "JO!!"
Yes
Me too
bruh no. sono chi no sadame but every "Jo" is travis
Yo one of those moments just played the exact time I read this lol
We need a video where Jo drinks the Chocolate Milk
"Smash" chocolate milk.
They started talking about chocolate milk just as I saw this comment xD
MoodyReeper02N8 What are you doing in the comments that early in the video? Bad! Finish the video first!
JosepiThe13th what are you even talking about?
A Person there's a limit on what time you can enter the comments, for the sake of not spoiling the video's contents. Knowing that the chocolate milk entered into the video rather early, we can deduce that MoodyReaper02N8 viewed the comments far sooner than they should've, for the sake of spoilers.
“Shy guy reproduction”
Ever heard of minus8 ?
Stop
Hammer Time
Can't touch this
*points gun at Jeremi Friggit*
...actually, i haven't.
*walks away*
***knows the video hes talking about***
“Are you gonna drop Waluigi”
“Yes sir”
*out of context*
very harder DK? _actually quantum physics forbids this_
Only physics majors will get this reference
@Smash Bandicoot curse your soul
"Y'know Jacob, ever since I saw chungus it became my new drug so you actually helped me stop doing crack."
I hate to rain on your party but chungus is what people use to refer to big butts.
So you're still technically on crack. Just a different kind, I think.
r/whoooosh
@@justspheal489 plebbit
Ezra Is Loser ??? No?
Max Garcia UHHHHHH
Jordan Tillman also what
"Hows life?"
*VERY HARD*
Hungry Boi VERY HARDER
HARDERERERWRW
V E R Y H A R D 3️⃣ R
19:22 Alpha, I love that insult. It’s perfect for Jo.
Bowser should be the next CPU.
-Original bad guy of the Mario series
-Cute
-Kamek has special lines when Bowser lands on a bad luck space
-Chongus?
_Cute?_
@@jkterjters Yes.
The Hero you disagree?
@@jkterjters have you seen his Yamcha stance and Meowser
@@xeno6842 its sooo obvious, when he becomes a furry he becomes cute.
Next Title: Luigi does absolutely EVERYTHING
Master Luigi
“The one who can hurt you is the one- the yourself.”
-Jo 2019
Jo: “I can read a million miles an hour”
Me: wait, you measure your reading speed in Miles?
This shouldn’t expand Dong but it does
Neat
Early
you little fuck you stole it from me
Plot twist
👌ok
2:50 and after this day, Travis became the greatest coder of all time, creating many games for nintendo, but people still wonder why there is secret chocolate milk in his games
Jo: i don’t want to be the villain, I just want to play the game.
*unintentionally sabotages everyone*
intentionally
"Monty-Molette."
"Stop it."
Try Mario Party 8. It's got Blooper!... when you unlock him.
Yo Blooper was my shit back in the day
Blooper was my first crush as a kid
...When you decide to play the story mode in the hopes that you get him instead of Hammer Bro...
@@kennyrdskynyrd1101 why tho
@@lemmy3576 Because he could swim and the CPU kicked my ass
Very hard peach should be the fourth player because alpharad didn’t choose her so she wants her revenge
Or very hard waluigi since Turv dropped him
Shy guy deserves love
It’s should be MASTER DK
Mupu Mupu he 100% does but peach doesn’t think that
lUkAs d That would be cool. I would love to see Peach get absolutely destroyed for once.
Edit: I just realized how much my comment sounds like an innuendo lol.
12:50
Lil’ Chungus and the Hard DK
0:38
Contrary to what the guys say, DK is commonly referred to as S tier in this game.
That's just the average roll per dice, its not actually that good when you put in the shit luck we all have as a factor
Jo is a JoJo villain in my heart.
DABU DABU DABU DABU
ORA ORA ORA ORA
JoDio fusion of Jonathan and Dio.
IS THAT A JO JO'S REFERENCE
I doubt he wants to live a quite life
Play Mario party ds again, that way you can be #sponsored
“The hardest DK known to man”
Alpharad 2019
To this day I’m still laughing at the fact that Jacob colluded this specific game with a mattress and chocolate milk. I wheeze every time.
17:55 It's like a dragon ball fusion between Shy guy and goomba.
I regret saying that cause now there might be fan art of it.
Shoomba
Shy Goomba?
@@twinx_bar He's too shy to express his feelings to other goombas.
Yes!
whens master Dk? because very hard isnt the highest difficulty
Thanks not many other people know About the master difficulty I’m glad that someone else does though
Because then Dk isn’t very hard and Dk must always be very hard
guys I don't think he gets the joke
what about legendary dk or epic dk
@@ch113d3 but then he'll be the *M a s t e r B a i t e r*
This is the best kind of friendship. Playing Mario Party and bribing each other with chocolate milk and mattresses.
I've never empathized more with a human being more than Joe's chocolate milk weakness.
The description to this vid looks like the script for Avengers with Very Hard DK as Thanos:
"One victory was not enough... Alpharad assembles the task force of JoSniffy and Turvis to take down Very Hard DK once and for all......"
WHERE WAS THE CHOCOLATE MILK CLIP?!?
My boy DK using the big brain energy and getting Bad Luck spaces three times over. A master play us mortals cannot comprehend.
Big Kongus.
Next: MASTERLY HARD DK
Mikey J. Yeah please master mode
ROCK HARD DK
You mean, ULTIMATE
Mega hyper super HARder 🅱️k
no master-baiter dk
So wait
If Waluigi comes from behind
That must mean he likes DK cus damn son he t h i c c
"I don't care about your feelings, I've got chocolate milk." Josniffy 2019
0:03 I read this screen as "Jo! Alpha! TURV! AND, uh... that-- that guy..."
9:20 Shy Guy flipping through his Dice Blocks sounds like he's getting pounded hard
12:57 Liiiiil Chungus
19:58 Turv's British accent is amazing to no surprise
The Dice Block makes the thumbnail look like it says "Very Hard R DK"
... yes, thats the point. the 3 is an e
Even though I’ve never met jo. I still feel violated by him
SuperGaming Dude didn’t expect you here
“Shy Guy Reproduction.”
“Holemolette.”
“Stop.”
He said Monty Molette not...whatever you said
@@zyncra3965 yeah i dont think he has ears
Also this is a stolen comment anyway
@@murtymcfly have you thought of the fact people have the same ideas and thoughts?
@@Random_Cat_ if it's word for word and a minute after, i assume he just said "this is it, this is the one"
Travis is that one friend, who always runs a joke into the grave by over exaggerating it
LEGEND SAYS HE STILL VERY YARD
xDestroy very yard
*YARD*
So he will be VERY HARDEST and get five infinitely stars
He's the yardest around
HES SO YARD
HES YARDER THEN A YARD
7:02 so this is the power of ultra instinct?
"Sometimes people that hurt you is the one, is youself"
17:55 It looks like Shy Guy has a beard
Play Mario Party 8 next. Last good MP, and it's the best of them all.
SirTyperys You’re saying this one isn’t good?
Actually 4, 6 and 2 are statistically the best.
Kyret64 2 is godlike. Best one imo.
@@kyrette1666 you forget DS...
8 is the best for sure. Good minigames, good boards, and all.
3:44
“Are you mad?”
“I’m just here to play Mario party Travis.”
1:07 is nobody gonna appreciate this masterfully crafted pun
You’ve heard of Mafia Kirby, now get ready for Mafia AlphaRad
Yoshi should be the next cpu
I’m a simple man.
I see a *hard* DK in the thumbnail, I click.
Same
Can relate
please do more of this its so entertaining
I randomly got recommended this video again only to hear Jo say "can we play the GBA one" and 2 years later here we are.
Lil' Chungette 🤔
Enough with the super crown jokes! 😠😤
NO
"Sometimes people that hurt you is the one tis youself" Gonna be waitin for that throw pillow
3:05 “THEYRE ROBBING ME” IM CRYIG
18:33
Right when they fell TH-cam died on me
*imagines controllers impaling screens*
I can't wait for HARD LUIGI, then VERY HARD LUIGI, then, again VERY HARDER LUIGI!
And then MASTER LUIGI, which wins by doing nothing.
"VERY HARDER DK"
Oh Alpharad you glorious pineapple, what have you brought us today?
Tbh, this video should be called “Hardly Hard DK” instead
If turv keeps saying Chungus then just send him to the ranch
Thanks for making a pretty unninteresting evening cooler, my man -also Hail Sobek-
And today, a legend is born
I love revisiting AlphaParty vids.
I wish I was as emotionally stable as Jo.
“I don’t care about your feelings I got chocolate milk.”
Alpha, play the wii version of mario party on the hotel map, its the best
Mario party 8? Koopas tycoon town?
Krabbypal check the channel “Friends without benefits” cuz he was a part of that channel and played it there
@@kiernanmccormick7484 tnx
Only the hardest of DKs shall prevail
“Raise your hand if you don’t want sabotage”
Me: Stares blankly into the screen
Mario Party 1 is one of the most hardcore games ever made. My buddy and I used to play Mario Party 150s, meaning wed play 3 games of 50s in a row and combine the final score. Gloves were not allowed, so it really became a game of endurance and knowing when to go all out. Our hands would actually be bloody by the end of it. Such a visceral experience, not many other games can cause as much psychical damage than MP1, save for maybe Melee. Good, stupid, hilarious, times.
Move on to another Mario Party ? How about moving to some NOT Mario Parties, like the party mode from Sonic & The Secret Rings? The obscurest and somehow funny-est not Mario Party out there
I haven't played that game in ages. I remember being stuck in one of the dinosaur levels cuz I didn't know there were objectives.
TH-cam: *"Donkey Kong '94"*
Halfway through, Alpharad just got the read and started getting all the rolls he wanted
"I thought we weren't having gameplans, I thought you were stooping to my level."
"Well, that's my gameplan actually." lmfaoooo
Jo: (Wants chocolate milk)
Turvis: (Wants mattress)
Alpha: I C A N C O L U D E ! ! !
“I got chocolate milk I don’t need you’re feelings”
-Jo 2019-
Travis screaming JOE and voicecracking mostly sums up these videos
I just realized in Spirits mode its basically personas with how they give you special ability and you use them to fight and everything
Donkey Kong: The Journey of the Long Schlong
I feel ya Travis, floor > mattress
The zoom in on DK's smile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Donkey Kong: *sees bad luck space*
DK: *goes for +5 Coins*
DK: *statys on bad luck space, loses 5 coines*
thats some 20D chess right there
"perfectly balanced, as all things should be..."
The description says you're playing Mario party 10
I can tell you guys were stressed this video. I think this is quality content, so there is something if ever you were doubting yourselves.
1:29 I raise my hand for innocence of Jo
Me when you upload
Beef Stew
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said *Bookworm for Smash*
Mario party 8 please!!!!! I used to play that game as a kid. It was really fun.
I grew up with 7
I love this part 12:49
Yes yes yes yes I wait days, weeks, months for this thank you thank you 🙏
So, hey, when will TH-cam let the "VERY HARD DK" video out of jail?
Crazy56U right tho?