Well, once they figure out that the Nobels are all Slaaneshi Cultists, they'll find a way to enjoy themselves... and eventually the Paradise world will look like Krieg...and Vraks.
The intro is based on the ending of the batman killing joke movie for anyone curious. The joke is about how insane of an idea it is to redeem joker and also how joker himself is worried batman trying such a thing will result in him stopping part way through.
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas It is the one that made _Batman_ laugh. Funnily I instantly recognized it. Probably because it was so wierd that a argi citizen would know about inquisition dungeons.
I love how by now we ALL expect the bad ending, the cuter and more attached she becomes the more assured we all are of her impending death. Truly we cant have sh in the 41st millenium
This is most scary thing ever. Not the kriger bombing the city down to ruins but the girl made the kriger smile. Congrats enemys of man you gave a kreiger a reason to live.
His vitae womb batch brother is currently in a very commited relationship with a sister, it runs in their family. Unadvertely finding a reason to live that is.
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas aight lads let's start the betting game on how things go wrong. I bet a chaos invasion on the planet they're on that leads to her dying.
I think his whole deployment was shelling a hive city and then protecting a civilian planet, so maybe he's just been blessed (not blessed in krieg terms however)
Let the world this Krieger is on never face the Horrors of the Galaxy. May this Kriegsman never leave that world, and that world give's him a reason to live.
I can't imagine a Krieger's smile is very appealing beneath the mask because they are pale and gaunt because they're cloned and trained in a dark bunker on a radioactive death world so their smiling is probably something that would make a child cry
Thats how they get to you. That's how they get your guard down. The author makes you feel a sence of security and creates a "safe" story in a depressing setting. He gives a happy life to a character that would in most times have a tragic and meaningless life and death. No, he is the *exception* . He gets just a inkling of happiness that he wouldn't normally have. The author doesn't have to do anything special to *hurt* you. He just *waits* . Builds up a atmosphere and tone that everyone and *everything* will be *alright*...and ok. Occasionally makes a short fun and easy-going comic. Gives you time to relax. To digest the story...a *simple* happy story. He warms your hearth up. Makes you feel connected. Attached. Then he takes it all away in a swift, cold, calculating move. Rips your guts and heart out that he himself mended right in front of you. Then you look at him, watch him for a moment not realizing what happened. You expect the author to say something, to explain himself why did he do this. If the authors drawings contained a thousand words that echoed in your heart and soul, he must have a reason as to WHY did he rip your soul away with his betrayal and you see it in his hands. The author? Do you know what he says? Not a word.
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Alys shifted uncomfortably in her seat as Kriegsman KM-ER992335 or 'Erik', scanned the no mans land, wrapped in his scrim cloak. He was a practical statue, and only the slightest movement of his fingers adjusting the scope of his long-las gave away he was alive still. The medic was rather bored at this point. They had been sitting or lying in this bombed out house for hours now, and she was decidedly bored. When the trench runners first found her, she thought going over the top would be terrifying, heart stopping action, but now? Now she was sat in her too big trench coat, with her too big mask around her face, hefting the Krieg-standard Medicae kit around the battlefield. She had tried to joke with her new comrades, but Krieg humour was terribly dry, and what they found funny, she did not, and vice versa. "Medicae Alys." Erik said quietly, calmly "Look through the rangefinder." She complied lying down just next to him, where the rangefinder had been inserted into a hole in the wall. A traitor guardsman picked through the wire, a few hundred units away, looting corpses. "What is the last thing that goes through a Traitors head?" Erik asked. "Oh I don't know, a curse mayb-" She gasped and flinched as the figures head popped in a burst of red light and aerosolised blood. "A Lasbolt" He started chuckling to himself and then stopped. "I think his brethren saw me." Alys yelped as a stubb round whizzed over her head into the brickwork. "Yes! Yes they did. Now we leave." Erik quickly packed up his gear and ushered the panicking medicae out of the sniper nest.
@@bradleyadams5252 Nope, no accelerate growth (at least to my knowing), straight up child soldiers produced at mass in artifitial wombs and I mean young young like mid teens.
@@bradleyadams5252 They're not like starwars clones, just child soldiers. Part of the reason they wear the masks at all times is to conceal their young age from other guard regiments. Though I'm questioning the necessity of that, considering the Cadian Whiteshields are also a thing.
@@bradleyadams5252 as Isabel already said they are child soldiers produced in mass in artifitial woumbs by the admech and they are young young like mid teen at averague.
This is gonna be the rouge trader and the necron all over again isn’t it, oh a part of me wants them to be happy and finally see what he looks like under the mask but the other part knows that tzeench is far to cruel to let a fate like that come to pass
"Since I've never left this planet" and "stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom", "this boring peaceful planet", someone seems to be in dire need of a "change" :'(
Khorne on the same planet:....I feel chill.....I don't like it but dislike the idea of ruining the peaceful vibes more....maybe I'll open a tea shop here, sell some scones too. Yeah. I like that idea.
The moral of the first joke is very simple, no matter how crazy you are, don't be stupid to blindly believe in people because they may eventually betray you, whether for their own benefit or simply because they want to ruin your life, no one is an injector of betrayal or practically no one
@LordDaret the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders
@@LordDaret the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders
the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders
the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders
In life - war. There is peace in death -. In life - shame. In death - redemption THE LAST LINES OF THE LITANY OF SELF-SACRIFICE DECLARED BY THE DEATH CORPS GUARDS BEFORE THE ATTACK
The favorite tale of the Kriegers, even after they surrendered they kept shelling the city, even when nothing moved they kept shelling the city, even when there was no city they kept shelling the wastes.
I maintain that this planet probably has some kind of "ancient Eldar psychic macguffin" buried somewhere, that's causing this supernaturally peaceful atmosphere. And eventually, *something* is going to show up that wants the macguffin, and is willing to destroy the colony to get it, and thus the Krieger will be their only hope to survive. At last his mission revealed - sent by the will of the Emperor, to preserve this quiet little haven from the dark and hostile galaxy that surrounds it.
The sheer spite and determination it takes to keep bombing a city for 10 years is insane. And the fact that they probably did so just to fulfill that one commander's specific instructions is both impressive and horrifying.
Nice dub, but I have to confess that you did manage to make me smack my own ear at 0:27 because my headphone made me think a mosquito had just landed there.
Imperial tithing is actually pretty lax as long as you give an app reason on being late. Say your plan was invaded and your industries are ruined? The administratum will give you time to rebuild. They aren’t (completely) heartless, but they do have to meet quotas in order to sustain the juggernaut, that is the imperium.
No this was a different one. Vraks was 17 years and it was due to a Cardinal going crazy. This was literally "just" a 10 year bombardment cause the people stopped paying taxes.
Wait, this planet's atmosphere and (in my theory) warp presence makes everything super docile and peacefull, which means about any ork/tyranid threat will NOT be a problem (tis of course varies on circumstances)
"Were peace sings, death roars, that is a undeniable truth that the imperial worlds know, one planet could be in better conditions that even holy terra itself, for other 10 worlds being consumed by the damned, the people know it, and that makes it worst, for situations like this begs that the people dont know. ... But they do, they are not stupid, well most of them arent ... This will end bad" Commander Al-Farrar, from the Tallarn Desert Raiders Imperial Guard.
Then tragedy strikes as the Krieger gets redeployed to the front but he takes off his gas mask for the first time and lets her catch a glimpse of his smiling face. Before he goes off, she hands him a flower from her home town that he cherishes by his uniform and side. Years later, the farmgirl's homeworld gets attacked and an Imperial Guard regiment arrives to deal with the threat. Then she gets a chance to see her friend again in his officer's uniform with a flower etched into his helmet. It's against standard regulations, of course, but the commissar says it's alright.
This may not be that world, but still I remember old tales about Kriegers who found home again. When the morning comes the rain will end. Terranis Holds.
i dont know why but my brain made a joke that i thought the Krieger would make "one day I saw my best friend Private 155 in no mans land and suddenly i didn't and i felt jealous that he went first like he always had"
Like all jokes, ultimately, it's not funny, but tragic. The funny part is how we deal with the tragedy. That, for better or worse, is what makes us smile.
"You see that city?" "Yes sir!" "I don't want to." "... ggggghk hekkkghhhk." "Soldier? what is that noise you're making?" "I believe I am giggling, commander."
That reminds me of classic Soviet gallows humor from World War II (especially during Operation Barbarossa): "We're winning, but the Germans are gaining ground."
These comics are adorable! Also, if that Krieger knew the shelling of the city lasted for ten years, that means he is older than that event, SO THIS MAN IS A FUCKING VETERAN GUARDSMEN. And ANCIENT for a Kriegsman. So no wonder they put him on the paradise world, it was a REWARD. Not a good one for his kin, but a reward none the less.
Trooper.....
@@TheRemembrancer yo it's the legend himself.
Direction: *sing-songy*
My Lord Remembracer! (falls to the floor in reverence)
aye
You see that city?
A Krieger on a paradise planet, i think they'd lose their minds slowly.
His first question on the planet was: is this hell?
He seems to be doing well.
give them task that requaries using shovel like irigation system or something like that
@@renamon303 in one comic he was helping with digging before planting seeds and laying barbwire fences
Well, once they figure out that the Nobels are all Slaaneshi Cultists, they'll find a way to enjoy themselves... and eventually the Paradise world will look like Krieg...and Vraks.
For whoever may be wondering, the krieger 's joke is based on the siege of derondii , and it s all Canon lore wise.
Of course it's canon in the lore. What do you think they used? Stones?
😂😂😂 wtf I must laugh at this! Thanks man I'm sure I'm gonna happy for this whole day ! @@Dozarman
@Dozarman ahaha It took me a bit but i Ve got that, nice one!
Is it part of the Badab war, that’s the only one I know where they didn’t pay their taxes
@Dozarman All canon? I was certain they’d use lasers or something too.. 🤔
_(Did I get the joke? 🥺)_
The intro is based on the ending of the batman killing joke movie for anyone curious. The joke is about how insane of an idea it is to redeem joker and also how joker himself is worried batman trying such a thing will result in him stopping part way through.
Indeed!
Wow... that makes a lot of sense. Never thought of that.
I remember it from the red hood movie, didnt see the killing joke so i didn't know
@@thefakecat8340 *"BOY W O N D E R . . ."*
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas It is the one that made _Batman_ laugh.
Funnily I instantly recognized it. Probably because it was so wierd that a argi citizen would know about inquisition dungeons.
I swear if it isnt revealed that soldier died and this is the afterlife in the Emperor's light where he earned his redemption. I'm gonna cry.
:o
Nah they all gonna die brutally to an ork or chaos invasion and she is gonna die right in front of him
bECuZ iS GRimDhaarK!
I think that the kreigsman is a perpetual, right?
In death atonement
Ah that be a twist a good one and a wholesome one since this is 40K and THEIRS ONLY WAR
I love how by now we ALL expect the bad ending, the cuter and more attached she becomes the more assured we all are of her impending death.
Truly we cant have sh in the 41st millenium
I'm still holding out hope!
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Just wait till next episode! She will turn out to be a Slannesh demon and making a Death Corpsman smile was it's life dream
You are sooooo fucking right, bro xD
Exactly, just cant wait for the ork warband or some tyranid hivefleet pays this boring world a visit
@@Tenoct91not a chance, if someone conveniently bombarding him/her/they/it palace.
This is most scary thing ever. Not the kriger bombing the city down to ruins but the girl made the kriger smile. Congrats enemys of man you gave a kreiger a reason to live.
His vitae womb batch brother is currently in a very commited relationship with a sister, it runs in their family. Unadvertely finding a reason to live that is.
@@ThatGuyUpTherei understood that reference
Ohhh...
Krieg humor. The shelling will continue until morale improves.
Guardsmen: Clair and Krieg sitting in a tree K.I.S.S-oh my GOSH HES BAYONET CHARGING US!?!?
"It is heresy to love "
“Trooper you see that city?
Yes, sir?
I don’t want to”
😂😂😂😂 classic
*gives the general two eyepatches
Happy guardsmen noises*
Yea best part 🤣🤣😎
@@idontlikerome2744 It just the TF2 pyro laugh.
Honestly that's a great joke. It's an inside joke
Commander: you see that hive city?
Trooper: yes
Commander: I don't want to
*nukes city*
God this is going to hurt in the future like man please have mercy on us poor souls
No no no, nothing will happen! I am sure of it! 👀
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas ..... she's going to die isn't she?
@guywholikesmemes4993 Mick tells me NOTHING. I am as in the (grim)dark as you are!
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas aight lads let's start the betting game on how things go wrong. I bet a chaos invasion on the planet they're on that leads to her dying.
too simple bet that the planet will be deemed heretical and well death by a lovers hand seems likely for those two
1:00 but that's entirely the joke farmgirl, they were both crazy enough to believe they would
The fact that he survived his first deployment tells me he isn't devoted to the Emperor enough.
Or perhaps the Emperor have other plans for him.
I think his whole deployment was shelling a hive city and then protecting a civilian planet, so maybe he's just been blessed (not blessed in krieg terms however)
@@epicgamer7579keirgmen units are not good with defense, they are an offensive force
Let the world this Krieger is on never face the Horrors of the Galaxy. May this Kriegsman never leave that world, and that world give's him a reason to live.
He is grenadier material, the admnistratum asigned him to a paradise world (for shits and giggles) as a reward instead.
Been fighting most our lives living in a Kriegers paradise...
I dont know which one was the more *killing joke*
I'll see myself out
Hehehe
I can't imagine a Krieger's smile is very appealing beneath the mask because they are pale and gaunt because they're cloned and trained in a dark bunker on a radioactive death world so their smiling is probably something that would make a child cry
Psycho Wojak smile lol
@Darkrunn I didn't think of that one but yeah probably something like that
Thats how they get to you. That's how they get your guard down. The author makes you feel a sence of security and creates a "safe" story in a depressing setting. He gives a happy life to a character that would in most times have a tragic and meaningless life and death. No, he is the *exception* . He gets just a inkling of happiness that he wouldn't normally have.
The author doesn't have to do anything special to *hurt* you. He just *waits* . Builds up a atmosphere and tone that everyone and *everything* will be *alright*...and ok.
Occasionally makes a short fun and easy-going comic.
Gives you time to relax. To digest the story...a *simple* happy story. He warms your hearth up. Makes you feel connected. Attached.
Then he takes it all away in a swift, cold, calculating move. Rips your guts and heart out that he himself mended right in front of you. Then you look at him, watch him for a moment not realizing what happened. You expect the author to say something, to explain himself why did he do this. If the authors drawings contained a thousand words that echoed in your heart and soul, he must have a reason as to WHY did he rip your soul away with his betrayal and you see it in his hands.
The author? Do you know what he says?
Not a word.
👏 👏 👏
@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas thank you. Thank you.
Long paragraph ahead.⬇️
Skip to the end if you not have time.👇
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It is an honor to be acknowledged by you, friend. I'm glad you do the things you do. You may not know, but your voice overs or comic dubs give a different feeling to a story and you do wonderful work. I am glad you chose to follow your passion and become a TH-camr. It takes a lot of *courage* and *creativity* to try this sort of thing and have high quality videos like yours (my subjective opinion I don't care if there are better people at this).
I'm glad you make videos like this.
Also thanks for reading this long comment of mine.
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To keep it brief:
*Thank* you for being *you*. Your videos brighten up my day and I hope you find what you are looking for in life. This may sound silly, but I mean it.
that last line is like saying its a calm patrol when your in a combat zone, to sum up: i'm scared of what would happen next
Alys shifted uncomfortably in her seat as Kriegsman KM-ER992335 or 'Erik', scanned the no mans land, wrapped in his scrim cloak. He was a practical statue, and only the slightest movement of his fingers adjusting the scope of his long-las gave away he was alive still.
The medic was rather bored at this point. They had been sitting or lying in this bombed out house for hours now, and she was decidedly bored. When the trench runners first found her, she thought going over the top would be terrifying, heart stopping action, but now? Now she was sat in her too big trench coat, with her too big mask around her face, hefting the Krieg-standard Medicae kit around the battlefield. She had tried to joke with her new comrades, but Krieg humour was terribly dry, and what they found funny, she did not, and vice versa.
"Medicae Alys." Erik said quietly, calmly "Look through the rangefinder." She complied lying down just next to him, where the rangefinder had been inserted into a hole in the wall. A traitor guardsman picked through the wire, a few hundred units away, looting corpses.
"What is the last thing that goes through a Traitors head?" Erik asked.
"Oh I don't know, a curse mayb-" She gasped and flinched as the figures head popped in a burst of red light and aerosolised blood.
"A Lasbolt" He started chuckling to himself and then stopped. "I think his brethren saw me."
Alys yelped as a stubb round whizzed over her head into the brickwork.
"Yes! Yes they did. Now we leave." Erik quickly packed up his gear and ushered the panicking medicae out of the sniper nest.
That IS funny!
That cheeky tf2 meet sniper reference.
@@ryantomer4126 glad you caught that
@@vibechecker3168be efficient
@@N2and2Uzi be polite
Reminds me of the time I drew the kriegmens fighting skevan art in art class
Hehehe
That battle sounds like a win for both sides that will not end until the planet is reduced to molten rock.
I LOVE these two
This Krieger survived for more than 10 years after being deploy?
that means he is one of the few kriegers that can legally drink.
So most of them are like 1 year olds in grown men's bodies? This is the clone wars on a greater scale...
@@bradleyadams5252 Nope, no accelerate growth (at least to my knowing), straight up child soldiers produced at mass in artifitial wombs and I mean young young like mid teens.
@@bradleyadams5252 They're not like starwars clones, just child soldiers. Part of the reason they wear the masks at all times is to conceal their young age from other guard regiments. Though I'm questioning the necessity of that, considering the Cadian Whiteshields are also a thing.
@@bradleyadams5252 as Isabel already said they are child soldiers produced in mass in artifitial woumbs by the admech and they are young young like mid teen at averague.
This is gonna be the rouge trader and the necron all over again isn’t it, oh a part of me wants them to be happy and finally see what he looks like under the mask but the other part knows that tzeench is far to cruel to let a fate like that come to pass
Most likely
Oh... Oh... It's... It's that Joke... Oh no...
she knows a little too much about cultist
:o
"Since I've never left this planet" and "stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom", "this boring peaceful planet", someone seems to be in dire need of a "change" :'(
Khorne on the same planet:....I feel chill.....I don't like it but dislike the idea of ruining the peaceful vibes more....maybe I'll open a tea shop here, sell some scones too. Yeah. I like that idea.
Didn't expect a killing joke reference.
I love it
Krieg forces don't now jokes.
The moral of the first joke is very simple, no matter how crazy you are, don't be stupid to blindly believe in people because they may eventually betray you, whether for their own benefit or simply because they want to ruin your life, no one is an injector of betrayal or practically no one
The moral of the second story is DO NOT SCREW WITH THE IMPERIUM!!!
@LordDaret the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders
@@LordDaret the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders
the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders
the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders
A simple farm girl, every soldiers dream. Sigh...to bad there are so few today.
Ngl I can see a relationship forming between these two characters. But I also know that there is such a thing as a purely platonic friendship.
In life - war. There is peace in death -. In life - shame. In death - redemption
THE LAST LINES OF THE LITANY OF SELF-SACRIFICE DECLARED BY THE DEATH CORPS GUARDS BEFORE THE ATTACK
Its all fun and games until a dark eldar hunting party pulls up to that planet.
The favorite tale of the Kriegers, even after they surrendered they kept shelling the city, even when nothing moved they kept shelling the city, even when there was no city they kept shelling the wastes.
The Krieger's only regret is not dying during the initial bombardment.
I maintain that this planet probably has some kind of "ancient Eldar psychic macguffin" buried somewhere, that's causing this supernaturally peaceful atmosphere.
And eventually, *something* is going to show up that wants the macguffin, and is willing to destroy the colony to get it, and thus the Krieger will be their only hope to survive. At last his mission revealed - sent by the will of the Emperor, to preserve this quiet little haven from the dark and hostile galaxy that surrounds it.
2:07 The Siege of Derondii in a nutshell
The sheer spite and determination it takes to keep bombing a city for 10 years is insane. And the fact that they probably did so just to fulfill that one commander's specific instructions is both impressive and horrifying.
The hive city isn't going to level itself trooper, we already tried that with drilling tunnels beneath it and explosives.
"What's the Kriegers favorite spice?
.
.
.
.
.
Mustard gas"
The MOMENT he said "there was this one time" I knew immediately what I was getting into
That girl's got a lot of work ahead of her...🤣
Wonder how much until tragedy stikes... We are 40k Everybody, it will come solner or later.
Nice dub, but I have to confess that you did manage to make me smack my own ear at 0:27 because my headphone made me think a mosquito had just landed there.
Heheh, REALISM!
@imtheman84 nah nathan thats the alius stone not a mosquito.
Ah... the good ol "I dont want to see it anymore" Joke, this is the Prove... this Krieger has a Sense of Humor.
Krieger may not know how to tell a joke, but he does know humor. He's learning a lot from his farm girl friend.
Great, now I ship them
These 2 are so precious!
A Krieger on a paradise world…
… either Tyranid Fleet or a Nurgle incursion is about to go down.
Always remember, Terranis holds.
I would love to see more of these comics. I really like Ms. Citizen and Mr. Soldier.
There will be more!
@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Thank you!
A guy that lived in a Place so rooted in war that the idea of peace and empathy shakes him in the Deeps of his Heart. So tragic Is the tale of krieg
This is funnier than the time I saw Magness the red do a comedy show in the black library😂
Imperial tithing is actually pretty lax as long as you give an app reason on being late. Say your plan was invaded and your industries are ruined? The administratum will give you time to rebuild. They aren’t (completely) heartless, but they do have to meet quotas in order to sustain the juggernaut, that is the imperium.
Civillians usually don't understand Military Humor...
As a Military Man, though, I found that really funny.
He was at VRAKS?!
Anyone who's anyone was at Vraks!
No this was a different one. Vraks was 17 years and it was due to a Cardinal going crazy.
This was literally "just" a 10 year bombardment cause the people stopped paying taxes.
Ah, another comic from Mick “Wouldn’t it be quirky if something grimdark happened to this paradise world” 19988
nope nope nope nope
The intro dialogue reference,truly based
No pity, no remorse, no mercy!
"Just another day on the boring planet where nothing really happens"
Got me really thinking that something is going to happen.
I actually remember hearing this Keigsmen battle.
Defeat, NEVER, victory YES and they left NOTHING behind.
Wait, this planet's atmosphere and (in my theory) warp presence makes everything super docile and peacefull, which means about any ork/tyranid threat will NOT be a problem (tis of course varies on circumstances)
Can't walk on light? Only an issue for you PRIMITIVES
CRYPTEK! Build me a bridge of pure light that I may cross this river with my armies!
At the end for a moment I feared a Tyranid form would take over the flower
1:51 is that General Creed
He does look like him, doesn't he...
Even after death he was still be learning! How beautiful yet sad.
A krigesmen smiling and not in the middle of cqc fight in a trentch? Dear god he is corrupted by chaos
Everyone knows that this story won't end well, so let's enjoy this while it lasts. Emperor bless our hearts for what is to come.
"Were peace sings, death roars, that is a undeniable truth that the imperial worlds know, one planet could be in better conditions that even holy terra itself, for other 10 worlds being consumed by the damned, the people know it, and that makes it worst, for situations like this begs that the people dont know.
...
But they do, they are not stupid, well most of them arent
...
This will end bad"
Commander Al-Farrar, from the Tallarn Desert Raiders Imperial Guard.
Your entire bloodline and ancestor sins has been forgiven krieger, pelase enjoy this life while you can 😢
Just another day in paradise 😊
Sabaton playing during the flashback
That last line is gonna give me a hernia please let it stay happy for ONCE 😭
Theres going to be a slannesh cult infestation any moment now🔭🔭🔭
Then tragedy strikes as the Krieger gets redeployed to the front but he takes off his gas mask for the first time and lets her catch a glimpse of his smiling face. Before he goes off, she hands him a flower from her home town that he cherishes by his uniform and side.
Years later, the farmgirl's homeworld gets attacked and an Imperial Guard regiment arrives to deal with the threat. Then she gets a chance to see her friend again in his officer's uniform with a flower etched into his helmet. It's against standard regulations, of course, but the commissar says it's alright.
:')
That batman joke sounds like something tzeentch could make work.
I love this mini series or comics whatever you want to call it want to see what happens next
Best joke ever
Lol that's definitely me 😂
😊👍👍
"The enemy is over there, soldiers."
"Roger that, sir. Removing "over there", sir."
This kicks ass
Kriegers take their humor very seriously
This may not be that world, but still I remember old tales about Kriegers who found home again.
When the morning comes the rain will end.
Terranis Holds.
i dont know why but my brain made a joke that i thought the Krieger would make "one day I saw my best friend Private 155 in no mans land and suddenly i didn't and i felt jealous that he went first like he always had"
You've gotta love Creed.
Man I remember when this idea got used for some writers on tg and then 1d4chan, very silly times
Damn I thought that second story was gonna end with the commander being blinded or something
WoopWoop! 3 views one minute ago. Bro is on the rise! =3
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Hearing the joker inmate joke in a warhammer comic is hilarious
My friend is funny, I swear!
Hehe
Vulkin You're in charge of re educating these people
Ogryn!
“SAH!”
Do you see that abomination!
“YES SAH!”
I don’t want to!
“ON IT SAH!”
You see that city? I don't want to. Funny stuff.
Like all jokes, ultimately, it's not funny, but tragic. The funny part is how we deal with the tragedy. That, for better or worse, is what makes us smile.
"You see that city?"
"Yes sir!"
"I don't want to."
"... ggggghk hekkkghhhk."
"Soldier? what is that noise you're making?"
"I believe I am giggling, commander."
I guess he'll use his shovel to plant tulips?
And dig trenches!
That reminds me of classic Soviet gallows humor from World War II (especially during Operation Barbarossa):
"We're winning, but the Germans are gaining ground."
From what I've heard, the winter claimed just as many men as the soviets!
These comics are adorable! Also, if that Krieger knew the shelling of the city lasted for ten years, that means he is older than that event, SO THIS MAN IS A FUCKING VETERAN GUARDSMEN. And ANCIENT for a Kriegsman. So no wonder they put him on the paradise world, it was a REWARD. Not a good one for his kin, but a reward none the less.
Grimdark humour.
Heh) Ye, that's really good joke)
Oh.....oh no......i recognise that artstyle.
:D
This is good. Good story. More good stories about horrible slaughter is good.