Krieger in Paradise: A Krieg Joke | A Warhammer 40k Comic Dub

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  • @TheRemembrancer
    @TheRemembrancer 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +840

    Trooper.....

    • @guywholikesmemes4993
      @guywholikesmemes4993 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      @@TheRemembrancer yo it's the legend himself.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      Direction: *sing-songy*

    • @WeDieStanding948
      @WeDieStanding948 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      My Lord Remembracer! (falls to the floor in reverence)

    • @trooper_0257
      @trooper_0257 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      aye

    • @ChanceIchio
      @ChanceIchio 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      You see that city?

  • @Corium1
    @Corium1 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +930

    A Krieger on a paradise planet, i think they'd lose their minds slowly.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +173

      His first question on the planet was: is this hell?

    • @samueldodge8077
      @samueldodge8077 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      He seems to be doing well.

    • @renamon303
      @renamon303 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      give them task that requaries using shovel like irigation system or something like that

    • @ham_the_spam4423
      @ham_the_spam4423 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      @@renamon303 in one comic he was helping with digging before planting seeds and laying barbwire fences

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Well, once they figure out that the Nobels are all Slaaneshi Cultists, they'll find a way to enjoy themselves... and eventually the Paradise world will look like Krieg...and Vraks.

  • @sbugmanthenoobinator
    @sbugmanthenoobinator 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +782

    For whoever may be wondering, the krieger 's joke is based on the siege of derondii , and it s all Canon lore wise.

    • @Dozarman
      @Dozarman วันที่ผ่านมา +89

      Of course it's canon in the lore. What do you think they used? Stones?

    • @surachai2476
      @surachai2476 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      😂😂😂 wtf I must laugh at this! Thanks man I'm sure I'm gonna happy for this whole day ! ​@@Dozarman

    • @sbugmanthenoobinator
      @sbugmanthenoobinator วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @Dozarman ahaha It took me a bit but i Ve got that, nice one!

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Is it part of the Badab war, that’s the only one I know where they didn’t pay their taxes

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @Dozarman All canon? I was certain they’d use lasers or something too.. 🤔
      _(Did I get the joke? 🥺)_

  • @guywholikesmemes4993
    @guywholikesmemes4993 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +817

    The intro is based on the ending of the batman killing joke movie for anyone curious. The joke is about how insane of an idea it is to redeem joker and also how joker himself is worried batman trying such a thing will result in him stopping part way through.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +95

      Indeed!

    • @t-wolf8502
      @t-wolf8502 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Wow... that makes a lot of sense. Never thought of that.

    • @thefakecat8340
      @thefakecat8340 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I remember it from the red hood movie, didnt see the killing joke so i didn't know

    • @heartlessnobody1143
      @heartlessnobody1143 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thefakecat8340 *"BOY W O N D E R . . ."*

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas It is the one that made _Batman_ laugh.
      Funnily I instantly recognized it. Probably because it was so wierd that a argi citizen would know about inquisition dungeons.

  • @Flannel-Channel8837
    @Flannel-Channel8837 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +459

    I swear if it isnt revealed that soldier died and this is the afterlife in the Emperor's light where he earned his redemption. I'm gonna cry.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      :o

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah they all gonna die brutally to an ork or chaos invasion and she is gonna die right in front of him
      bECuZ iS GRimDhaarK!

    • @cordthomas97
      @cordthomas97 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think that the kreigsman is a perpetual, right?

    • @johnwood7153
      @johnwood7153 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      In death atonement

    • @dinoz2113
      @dinoz2113 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Ah that be a twist a good one and a wholesome one since this is 40K and THEIRS ONLY WAR

  • @Freedmoon44
    @Freedmoon44 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +414

    I love how by now we ALL expect the bad ending, the cuter and more attached she becomes the more assured we all are of her impending death.
    Truly we cant have sh in the 41st millenium

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

      I'm still holding out hope!

    • @Tenoct91
      @Tenoct91 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      @@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Just wait till next episode! She will turn out to be a Slannesh demon and making a Death Corpsman smile was it's life dream

    • @tarreth
      @tarreth วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      You are sooooo fucking right, bro xD

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Exactly, just cant wait for the ork warband or some tyranid hivefleet pays this boring world a visit

    • @fadillah6014
      @fadillah6014 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Tenoct91not a chance, if someone conveniently bombarding him/her/they/it palace.

  • @lucasclear3332
    @lucasclear3332 วันที่ผ่านมา +132

    This is most scary thing ever. Not the kriger bombing the city down to ruins but the girl made the kriger smile. Congrats enemys of man you gave a kreiger a reason to live.

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      His vitae womb batch brother is currently in a very commited relationship with a sister, it runs in their family. Unadvertely finding a reason to live that is.

    • @ReaperofValhalla
      @ReaperofValhalla 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@ThatGuyUpTherei understood that reference

    • @barbareusz6595
      @barbareusz6595 21 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Ohhh...

  • @relogos
    @relogos วันที่ผ่านมา +69

    Krieg humor. The shelling will continue until morale improves.

  • @mopeysadcloud3925
    @mopeysadcloud3925 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +286

    Guardsmen: Clair and Krieg sitting in a tree K.I.S.S-oh my GOSH HES BAYONET CHARGING US!?!?

    • @boom350ph
      @boom350ph 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      "It is heresy to love "

  • @StantionJeremy
    @StantionJeremy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +470

    “Trooper you see that city?
    Yes, sir?
    I don’t want to”
    😂😂😂😂 classic

    • @LouisNall
      @LouisNall 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      *gives the general two eyepatches

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Happy guardsmen noises*

    • @dinoz2113
      @dinoz2113 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yea best part 🤣🤣😎

    • @Bettermadness_YT
      @Bettermadness_YT 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@idontlikerome2744 It just the TF2 pyro laugh.

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +205

    Honestly that's a great joke. It's an inside joke
    Commander: you see that hive city?
    Trooper: yes
    Commander: I don't want to
    *nukes city*

  • @Wyvernlord6
    @Wyvernlord6 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +189

    God this is going to hurt in the future like man please have mercy on us poor souls

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      No no no, nothing will happen! I am sure of it! 👀

    • @guywholikesmemes4993
      @guywholikesmemes4993 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas ..... she's going to die isn't she?

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      @guywholikesmemes4993 Mick tells me NOTHING. I am as in the (grim)dark as you are!

    • @guywholikesmemes4993
      @guywholikesmemes4993 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas aight lads let's start the betting game on how things go wrong. I bet a chaos invasion on the planet they're on that leads to her dying.

    • @Wyvernlord6
      @Wyvernlord6 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      too simple bet that the planet will be deemed heretical and well death by a lovers hand seems likely for those two

  • @silkyz68
    @silkyz68 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    1:00 but that's entirely the joke farmgirl, they were both crazy enough to believe they would

  • @EzraTheWitt
    @EzraTheWitt 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    The fact that he survived his first deployment tells me he isn't devoted to the Emperor enough.

    • @FMirage2000C
      @FMirage2000C 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Or perhaps the Emperor have other plans for him.

    • @epicgamer7579
      @epicgamer7579 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      I think his whole deployment was shelling a hive city and then protecting a civilian planet, so maybe he's just been blessed (not blessed in krieg terms however)

    • @lordlopikong6940
      @lordlopikong6940 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@epicgamer7579keirgmen units are not good with defense, they are an offensive force

    • @Bettermadness_YT
      @Bettermadness_YT 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Let the world this Krieger is on never face the Horrors of the Galaxy. May this Kriegsman never leave that world, and that world give's him a reason to live.

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He is grenadier material, the admnistratum asigned him to a paradise world (for shits and giggles) as a reward instead.

  • @semaalderen5263
    @semaalderen5263 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    Been fighting most our lives living in a Kriegers paradise...

  • @curiouswind9196
    @curiouswind9196 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I dont know which one was the more *killing joke*
    I'll see myself out

  • @37_newts_in_a_costume
    @37_newts_in_a_costume 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    I can't imagine a Krieger's smile is very appealing beneath the mask because they are pale and gaunt because they're cloned and trained in a dark bunker on a radioactive death world so their smiling is probably something that would make a child cry

    • @Darkrunn
      @Darkrunn วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Psycho Wojak smile lol

    • @37_newts_in_a_costume
      @37_newts_in_a_costume วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @Darkrunn I didn't think of that one but yeah probably something like that

  • @pavlemarjanovic1896
    @pavlemarjanovic1896 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Thats how they get to you. That's how they get your guard down. The author makes you feel a sence of security and creates a "safe" story in a depressing setting. He gives a happy life to a character that would in most times have a tragic and meaningless life and death. No, he is the *exception* . He gets just a inkling of happiness that he wouldn't normally have.
    The author doesn't have to do anything special to *hurt* you. He just *waits* . Builds up a atmosphere and tone that everyone and *everything* will be *alright*...and ok.
    Occasionally makes a short fun and easy-going comic.
    Gives you time to relax. To digest the story...a *simple* happy story. He warms your hearth up. Makes you feel connected. Attached.
    Then he takes it all away in a swift, cold, calculating move. Rips your guts and heart out that he himself mended right in front of you. Then you look at him, watch him for a moment not realizing what happened. You expect the author to say something, to explain himself why did he do this. If the authors drawings contained a thousand words that echoed in your heart and soul, he must have a reason as to WHY did he rip your soul away with his betrayal and you see it in his hands.
    The author? Do you know what he says?
    Not a word.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      👏 👏 👏

    • @pavlemarjanovic1896
      @pavlemarjanovic1896 48 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas thank you. Thank you.
      Long paragraph ahead.⬇️
      Skip to the end if you not have time.👇
      ____________________________________
      It is an honor to be acknowledged by you, friend. I'm glad you do the things you do. You may not know, but your voice overs or comic dubs give a different feeling to a story and you do wonderful work. I am glad you chose to follow your passion and become a TH-camr. It takes a lot of *courage* and *creativity* to try this sort of thing and have high quality videos like yours (my subjective opinion I don't care if there are better people at this).
      I'm glad you make videos like this.
      Also thanks for reading this long comment of mine.
      ____________________________________
      To keep it brief:
      *Thank* you for being *you*. Your videos brighten up my day and I hope you find what you are looking for in life. This may sound silly, but I mean it.

  • @CalvertErwin
    @CalvertErwin 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    that last line is like saying its a calm patrol when your in a combat zone, to sum up: i'm scared of what would happen next

  • @vibechecker3168
    @vibechecker3168 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

    Alys shifted uncomfortably in her seat as Kriegsman KM-ER992335 or 'Erik', scanned the no mans land, wrapped in his scrim cloak. He was a practical statue, and only the slightest movement of his fingers adjusting the scope of his long-las gave away he was alive still.
    The medic was rather bored at this point. They had been sitting or lying in this bombed out house for hours now, and she was decidedly bored. When the trench runners first found her, she thought going over the top would be terrifying, heart stopping action, but now? Now she was sat in her too big trench coat, with her too big mask around her face, hefting the Krieg-standard Medicae kit around the battlefield. She had tried to joke with her new comrades, but Krieg humour was terribly dry, and what they found funny, she did not, and vice versa.
    "Medicae Alys." Erik said quietly, calmly "Look through the rangefinder." She complied lying down just next to him, where the rangefinder had been inserted into a hole in the wall. A traitor guardsman picked through the wire, a few hundred units away, looting corpses.
    "What is the last thing that goes through a Traitors head?" Erik asked.
    "Oh I don't know, a curse mayb-" She gasped and flinched as the figures head popped in a burst of red light and aerosolised blood.
    "A Lasbolt" He started chuckling to himself and then stopped. "I think his brethren saw me."
    Alys yelped as a stubb round whizzed over her head into the brickwork.
    "Yes! Yes they did. Now we leave." Erik quickly packed up his gear and ushered the panicking medicae out of the sniper nest.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      That IS funny!

    • @ryantomer4126
      @ryantomer4126 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      That cheeky tf2 meet sniper reference.

    • @vibechecker3168
      @vibechecker3168 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@ryantomer4126 glad you caught that

    • @N2and2Uzi
      @N2and2Uzi วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@vibechecker3168be efficient

    • @vibechecker3168
      @vibechecker3168 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@N2and2Uzi be polite

  • @RoyGuerrero1904
    @RoyGuerrero1904 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Reminds me of the time I drew the kriegmens fighting skevan art in art class

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Hehehe

    • @cyborgcatrj6794
      @cyborgcatrj6794 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      That battle sounds like a win for both sides that will not end until the planet is reduced to molten rock.

  • @M1lza
    @M1lza 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    I LOVE these two

  • @SkitariusNoKD
    @SkitariusNoKD 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    This Krieger survived for more than 10 years after being deploy?
    that means he is one of the few kriegers that can legally drink.

    • @bradleyadams5252
      @bradleyadams5252 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So most of them are like 1 year olds in grown men's bodies? This is the clone wars on a greater scale...

    • @SkitariusNoKD
      @SkitariusNoKD วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bradleyadams5252 Nope, no accelerate growth (at least to my knowing), straight up child soldiers produced at mass in artifitial wombs and I mean young young like mid teens.

    • @isabelbarker3569
      @isabelbarker3569 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@bradleyadams5252 They're not like starwars clones, just child soldiers. Part of the reason they wear the masks at all times is to conceal their young age from other guard regiments. Though I'm questioning the necessity of that, considering the Cadian Whiteshields are also a thing.

    • @SkitariusNoKD
      @SkitariusNoKD 46 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@bradleyadams5252 as Isabel already said they are child soldiers produced in mass in artifitial woumbs by the admech and they are young young like mid teen at averague.

  • @thegamingsentinel9238
    @thegamingsentinel9238 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    This is gonna be the rouge trader and the necron all over again isn’t it, oh a part of me wants them to be happy and finally see what he looks like under the mask but the other part knows that tzeench is far to cruel to let a fate like that come to pass

  • @The0Stroy
    @The0Stroy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Oh... Oh... It's... It's that Joke... Oh no...

  • @dpinedpine3858
    @dpinedpine3858 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    she knows a little too much about cultist

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      :o

    • @fernandoismaelacosta1772
      @fernandoismaelacosta1772 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      "Since I've never left this planet" and "stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom", "this boring peaceful planet", someone seems to be in dire need of a "change" :'(

  • @mastadonking3816
    @mastadonking3816 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Khorne on the same planet:....I feel chill.....I don't like it but dislike the idea of ruining the peaceful vibes more....maybe I'll open a tea shop here, sell some scones too. Yeah. I like that idea.

  • @hordelord4759
    @hordelord4759 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Didn't expect a killing joke reference.
    I love it

  • @TrevorLange-x1s
    @TrevorLange-x1s 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Krieg forces don't now jokes.

  • @sebastiaoferreiraramos1053
    @sebastiaoferreiraramos1053 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

    The moral of the first joke is very simple, no matter how crazy you are, don't be stupid to blindly believe in people because they may eventually betray you, whether for their own benefit or simply because they want to ruin your life, no one is an injector of betrayal or practically no one

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      The moral of the second story is DO NOT SCREW WITH THE IMPERIUM!!!

    • @sebastiaoferreiraramos1053
      @sebastiaoferreiraramos1053 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @LordDaret the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders

    • @sebastiaoferreiraramos1053
      @sebastiaoferreiraramos1053 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@LordDaret the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders

    • @sebastiaoferreiraramos1053
      @sebastiaoferreiraramos1053 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders

    • @sebastiaoferreiraramos1053
      @sebastiaoferreiraramos1053 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders

  • @darthkillhoon
    @darthkillhoon วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    A simple farm girl, every soldiers dream. Sigh...to bad there are so few today.

    • @Bettermadness_YT
      @Bettermadness_YT 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ngl I can see a relationship forming between these two characters. But I also know that there is such a thing as a purely platonic friendship.

  • @iliyaz9547
    @iliyaz9547 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    In life - war. There is peace in death -. In life - shame. In death - redemption
    THE LAST LINES OF THE LITANY OF SELF-SACRIFICE DECLARED BY THE DEATH CORPS GUARDS BEFORE THE ATTACK

  • @JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY
    @JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Its all fun and games until a dark eldar hunting party pulls up to that planet.

  • @kingsuperbobboy
    @kingsuperbobboy วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The favorite tale of the Kriegers, even after they surrendered they kept shelling the city, even when nothing moved they kept shelling the city, even when there was no city they kept shelling the wastes.

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The Krieger's only regret is not dying during the initial bombardment.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    I maintain that this planet probably has some kind of "ancient Eldar psychic macguffin" buried somewhere, that's causing this supernaturally peaceful atmosphere.
    And eventually, *something* is going to show up that wants the macguffin, and is willing to destroy the colony to get it, and thus the Krieger will be their only hope to survive. At last his mission revealed - sent by the will of the Emperor, to preserve this quiet little haven from the dark and hostile galaxy that surrounds it.

  • @lachlanevans5013
    @lachlanevans5013 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    2:07 The Siege of Derondii in a nutshell

  • @bradleyadams5252
    @bradleyadams5252 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The sheer spite and determination it takes to keep bombing a city for 10 years is insane. And the fact that they probably did so just to fulfill that one commander's specific instructions is both impressive and horrifying.

    • @Nomed38
      @Nomed38 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The hive city isn't going to level itself trooper, we already tried that with drilling tunnels beneath it and explosives.

  • @whatsnewbois9814
    @whatsnewbois9814 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "What's the Kriegers favorite spice?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Mustard gas"

  • @ofof7353
    @ofof7353 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    The MOMENT he said "there was this one time" I knew immediately what I was getting into

  • @lelanderickson1045
    @lelanderickson1045 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    That girl's got a lot of work ahead of her...🤣

  • @haWarhammearhermanos
    @haWarhammearhermanos วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Wonder how much until tragedy stikes... We are 40k Everybody, it will come solner or later.

  • @imtheman84
    @imtheman84 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Nice dub, but I have to confess that you did manage to make me smack my own ear at 0:27 because my headphone made me think a mosquito had just landed there.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Heheh, REALISM!

    • @scorpion7532
      @scorpion7532 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @imtheman84 nah nathan thats the alius stone not a mosquito.

  • @germanmandalorian3514
    @germanmandalorian3514 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Ah... the good ol "I dont want to see it anymore" Joke, this is the Prove... this Krieger has a Sense of Humor.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Krieger may not know how to tell a joke, but he does know humor. He's learning a lot from his farm girl friend.

  • @MrLevion
    @MrLevion วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Great, now I ship them

  • @zanthimos
    @zanthimos 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    These 2 are so precious!

  • @thirstysailor579
    @thirstysailor579 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    A Krieger on a paradise world…
    … either Tyranid Fleet or a Nurgle incursion is about to go down.

    • @isabelbarker3569
      @isabelbarker3569 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Always remember, Terranis holds.

  • @markdorn8873
    @markdorn8873 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I would love to see more of these comics. I really like Ms. Citizen and Mr. Soldier.

  • @miriamemanueleforneris3701
    @miriamemanueleforneris3701 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    A guy that lived in a Place so rooted in war that the idea of peace and empathy shakes him in the Deeps of his Heart. So tragic Is the tale of krieg

  • @andreabloomfield4974
    @andreabloomfield4974 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This is funnier than the time I saw Magness the red do a comedy show in the black library😂

  • @chrishamilton7516
    @chrishamilton7516 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Imperial tithing is actually pretty lax as long as you give an app reason on being late. Say your plan was invaded and your industries are ruined? The administratum will give you time to rebuild. They aren’t (completely) heartless, but they do have to meet quotas in order to sustain the juggernaut, that is the imperium.

  • @LorenzoFerrari-d5e
    @LorenzoFerrari-d5e 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Civillians usually don't understand Military Humor...
    As a Military Man, though, I found that really funny.

  • @rays5073
    @rays5073 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    He was at VRAKS?!

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Anyone who's anyone was at Vraks!

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No this was a different one. Vraks was 17 years and it was due to a Cardinal going crazy.
      This was literally "just" a 10 year bombardment cause the people stopped paying taxes.

  • @MatthewCSnow
    @MatthewCSnow 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Ah, another comic from Mick “Wouldn’t it be quirky if something grimdark happened to this paradise world” 19988

  • @VPX-711
    @VPX-711 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The intro dialogue reference,truly based

  • @feralprocessor9853
    @feralprocessor9853 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    No pity, no remorse, no mercy!

  • @Gore_Grub
    @Gore_Grub วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Just another day on the boring planet where nothing really happens"
    Got me really thinking that something is going to happen.

  • @feralprocessor9853
    @feralprocessor9853 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I actually remember hearing this Keigsmen battle.
    Defeat, NEVER, victory YES and they left NOTHING behind.

  • @Hask5555
    @Hask5555 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Wait, this planet's atmosphere and (in my theory) warp presence makes everything super docile and peacefull, which means about any ork/tyranid threat will NOT be a problem (tis of course varies on circumstances)

  • @lordgod9958
    @lordgod9958 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Can't walk on light? Only an issue for you PRIMITIVES
    CRYPTEK! Build me a bridge of pure light that I may cross this river with my armies!

  • @randomdude8202
    @randomdude8202 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    At the end for a moment I feared a Tyranid form would take over the flower

  • @Wildgamer2205
    @Wildgamer2205 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    1:51 is that General Creed

  • @amanhusseinyunnoos2158
    @amanhusseinyunnoos2158 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Even after death he was still be learning! How beautiful yet sad.

  • @boom350ph
    @boom350ph 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    A krigesmen smiling and not in the middle of cqc fight in a trentch? Dear god he is corrupted by chaos

  • @IssacRambo
    @IssacRambo วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Everyone knows that this story won't end well, so let's enjoy this while it lasts. Emperor bless our hearts for what is to come.

  • @GuanGuanGhoo
    @GuanGuanGhoo วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "Were peace sings, death roars, that is a undeniable truth that the imperial worlds know, one planet could be in better conditions that even holy terra itself, for other 10 worlds being consumed by the damned, the people know it, and that makes it worst, for situations like this begs that the people dont know.
    ...
    But they do, they are not stupid, well most of them arent
    ...
    This will end bad"
    Commander Al-Farrar, from the Tallarn Desert Raiders Imperial Guard.

  • @strix501
    @strix501 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Your entire bloodline and ancestor sins has been forgiven krieger, pelase enjoy this life while you can 😢

  • @SouthernSultan阿力
    @SouthernSultan阿力 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Just another day in paradise 😊

  • @SanguiniustheGreatAngel
    @SanguiniustheGreatAngel วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sabaton playing during the flashback

  • @kawaiipastaaaa6819
    @kawaiipastaaaa6819 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That last line is gonna give me a hernia please let it stay happy for ONCE 😭

  • @elixavibuddies2951
    @elixavibuddies2951 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Theres going to be a slannesh cult infestation any moment now🔭🔭🔭

  • @Scientist118
    @Scientist118 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Then tragedy strikes as the Krieger gets redeployed to the front but he takes off his gas mask for the first time and lets her catch a glimpse of his smiling face. Before he goes off, she hands him a flower from her home town that he cherishes by his uniform and side.
    Years later, the farmgirl's homeworld gets attacked and an Imperial Guard regiment arrives to deal with the threat. Then she gets a chance to see her friend again in his officer's uniform with a flower etched into his helmet. It's against standard regulations, of course, but the commissar says it's alright.

  • @rampage75_25
    @rampage75_25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That batman joke sounds like something tzeentch could make work.

  • @jaydenozuna2762
    @jaydenozuna2762 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love this mini series or comics whatever you want to call it want to see what happens next

  • @ChineseMan1972
    @ChineseMan1972 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Best joke ever

  • @SouthernSultan阿力
    @SouthernSultan阿力 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Lol that's definitely me 😂
    😊👍👍

  • @nekronprime26
    @nekronprime26 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    "The enemy is over there, soldiers."
    "Roger that, sir. Removing "over there", sir."

  • @PormithipicusProductions
    @PormithipicusProductions 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This kicks ass

  • @fiercedeity9955
    @fiercedeity9955 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Kriegers take their humor very seriously

  • @worldlycrow8212
    @worldlycrow8212 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This may not be that world, but still I remember old tales about Kriegers who found home again.
    When the morning comes the rain will end.
    Terranis Holds.

  • @dr.pop2562
    @dr.pop2562 37 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    i dont know why but my brain made a joke that i thought the Krieger would make "one day I saw my best friend Private 155 in no mans land and suddenly i didn't and i felt jealous that he went first like he always had"

  • @Warrior-Of-Virtue
    @Warrior-Of-Virtue 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You've gotta love Creed.

  • @THF117
    @THF117 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Man I remember when this idea got used for some writers on tg and then 1d4chan, very silly times

  • @Pihsrosnec
    @Pihsrosnec วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Damn I thought that second story was gonna end with the commander being blinded or something

  • @NoPegs
    @NoPegs 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    WoopWoop! 3 views one minute ago. Bro is on the rise! =3

  • @helmetsandhandgrenades5636
    @helmetsandhandgrenades5636 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Hearing the joker inmate joke in a warhammer comic is hilarious

  • @echoblackkatva
    @echoblackkatva 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My friend is funny, I swear!

  • @djashovel
    @djashovel 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Vulkin You're in charge of re educating these people

  • @Eantrin
    @Eantrin 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Ogryn!
    “SAH!”
    Do you see that abomination!
    “YES SAH!”
    I don’t want to!
    “ON IT SAH!”

  • @SlandersPete
    @SlandersPete 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    You see that city? I don't want to. Funny stuff.

  • @charlesparr1611
    @charlesparr1611 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Like all jokes, ultimately, it's not funny, but tragic. The funny part is how we deal with the tragedy. That, for better or worse, is what makes us smile.

  • @Paulunatr
    @Paulunatr 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    "You see that city?"
    "Yes sir!"
    "I don't want to."
    "... ggggghk hekkkghhhk."
    "Soldier? what is that noise you're making?"
    "I believe I am giggling, commander."

  • @amosnickel1188
    @amosnickel1188 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I guess he'll use his shovel to plant tulips?

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That reminds me of classic Soviet gallows humor from World War II (especially during Operation Barbarossa):
    "We're winning, but the Germans are gaining ground."

    • @bradleyadams5252
      @bradleyadams5252 วันที่ผ่านมา

      From what I've heard, the winter claimed just as many men as the soviets!

  • @Bettermadness_YT
    @Bettermadness_YT 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    These comics are adorable! Also, if that Krieger knew the shelling of the city lasted for ten years, that means he is older than that event, SO THIS MAN IS A FUCKING VETERAN GUARDSMEN. And ANCIENT for a Kriegsman. So no wonder they put him on the paradise world, it was a REWARD. Not a good one for his kin, but a reward none the less.

  • @WeDieStanding948
    @WeDieStanding948 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Grimdark humour.

  • @evil_fairy
    @evil_fairy 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Heh) Ye, that's really good joke)

  • @clumsypanda7433
    @clumsypanda7433 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Oh.....oh no......i recognise that artstyle.

  • @Ibian666
    @Ibian666 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is good. Good story. More good stories about horrible slaughter is good.