I'm not a Shotacon! - Hoshimachi Suisei

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  • @SamuSeen
    @SamuSeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9619

    "Shounen and Shota are different!"
    That's something a Shota-con would say.

    • @lughiee
      @lughiee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      She's like Akina from Nijisanji describing the difference between a Brat and a Shota but what's weird Akina's a guy

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      What does "cute knees" mean?

    • @stupidboy9944
      @stupidboy9944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Let's be real here. "Shounen-con" is just the "step-sister" for shotacon. Ya like young boys. Deal with it.

    • @ikazuchi-san5772
      @ikazuchi-san5772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      the 7 year loli bay be young but if she thinks like an 18 its a shoujo not a loli:
      this would be the direct comparison of what she said

    • @mortalunknown8304
      @mortalunknown8304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True.

  • @brightdrive2071
    @brightdrive2071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5121

    Yes officer. this virtual youtuber right here.

    • @kairium1274
      @kairium1274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @raynaldo arlen k.eman the onee-san is in that room

    • @РоманЧалов-ж3ъ
      @РоманЧалов-ж3ъ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Run, strange girl, run through the window! I will stop them!

    • @РоманЧалов-ж3ъ
      @РоманЧалов-ж3ъ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @raynaldo arlen k.eman russians dont surrender

    • @marcello4553
      @marcello4553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      “It’s not about the age, it’s about the moment”
      -Hoshimachi Suisei

    • @senorsiro3748
      @senorsiro3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Officer: “This one?....
      nice!”

  • @aninggga
    @aninggga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    Look at this blue tetris shotacon thing

    • @moyashii0986
      @moyashii0986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      You forgot the psychopath part

    • @bananalore8398
      @bananalore8398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Blue tetris psychopath idol thing

    • @rkbrillant5265
      @rkbrillant5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@bananalore8398 she's also a thief and recently a hitwoman.

    • @rookstun
      @rookstun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You left out 'Axe wielding' at the beginning

    • @impossibletetriz563
      @impossibletetriz563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Blue tetris shotacon..." Sometimes I regret the name I've chosen.

  • @wilsoncalhoun
    @wilsoncalhoun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4013

    "I like 'em old enough to breed, but small enough to easily overpower."-- Hoshimachi Suisei

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      ....... too accurate.

    • @winterspeed6796
      @winterspeed6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      Yep. She's a top alright

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      Holy hell this woman is scary.

    • @mellamojeff458
      @mellamojeff458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      life's biggest bruh moments

    • @moffant4916
      @moffant4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Fucking hilarious...

  • @xinshi3090
    @xinshi3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    2:05 “it’s like they’re about to lose their innocence...”
    You don’t want to explain it that way

    • @mustysmells817
      @mustysmells817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I'm pretty sure that's *exactly* what she's going for tho lmao

    • @matchesburn
      @matchesburn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      "They're about to lose their innocence... BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO TAKE IT!"
      Lawyer-kun: "Chotto matte! STOP! STOP!"

    • @lua6091
      @lua6091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      YAMETEKUDASTOP!

    • @loucypher1060
      @loucypher1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      They're about to lose their innocence.
      And _she's_ gonna take it.

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@matchesburn "CEASE!"

  • @TheTreehugger456
    @TheTreehugger456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9820

    So did I just watch a girl argue saying “I like underaged boys but not THAT underaged”

    • @god145
      @god145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

      yes i believe so

    • @adlv5832
      @adlv5832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

      Age of consent in Japan is like 14

    • @WhatIsLove170
      @WhatIsLove170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +821

      Basically, i like 14 year olds not 10 year olds

    • @jamesburn2629
      @jamesburn2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      well, if they are underaged, they ain legal mate

    • @Ant509y
      @Ant509y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      @@adlv5832 Not really. Every prefecture has it much higher. And even then, it'd be something like "with another teen" not with some adult.

  • @Mike23443
    @Mike23443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3424

    Last time I told the cops that "she may look like she's a kid, but she has a mind of an adult" it didn't go very well.

    • @MrMagnetron2
      @MrMagnetron2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Not even the mind of an adult but of a teen

    • @Mushabeans
      @Mushabeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It will never go well anyways

    • @Smurfi21
      @Smurfi21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This comment reminds me about that "manga" with a smol girl said "I'm twenty"

    • @KazeAkiyama
      @KazeAkiyama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Smurfi21 I have nutted to that many times

    • @Smurfi21
      @Smurfi21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@KazeAkiyama ah I see, you're man of culture as well

  • @MasterYoshitaka
    @MasterYoshitaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3772

    I'm pretty sure Shota is a visual categorization just like how Loli is. She's getting pretty deep into the tag meta though with the whole Conan thing and made me realize she's mirroring the "500 year old vampire loli" discussion.

    • @Tremulousnut
      @Tremulousnut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      She kinda dig herself into a hole with the Conan thing.

    • @shadowthelegend100
      @shadowthelegend100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@Tremulousnut Isn't Conan actually Highschool aged despite looking like that?

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@shadowthelegend100 He's in his 30's I think.

    • @hikokujaku
      @hikokujaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Conan's age is highschool guy's age
      But still. It's that 1000 years old fox loli argument over again
      Still a loli/shotacon

    • @LeonValCh
      @LeonValCh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@handlesareworseusernames I don't know if they have changed it, but last time I knew, wasn't it 13, actually?

  • @Jordunk
    @Jordunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2937

    Not gonna lie, her Shinji argument was pretty good. Then she started talking about Kazuma nd Conan...

    • @violet-trash
      @violet-trash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      "her Shinji argument was pretty good"
      *FBI, OPEN UP!*

    • @ayveee3811
      @ayveee3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Conan is 7 years old so
      Suisei is shotacon without a doubt

    • @is0lated
      @is0lated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I guess? Once she said "they have some innocence" i kinda couldnt help but laugh. Shinji is kind of a fucker.

    • @alianar.d.8724
      @alianar.d.8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      She could've just said she liked Shinichi in his usual teenager body god damn it lmao

    • @graymatter6511
      @graymatter6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well wouldn’t call Evangelion shonen

  • @jeremylloydgamboa5425
    @jeremylloydgamboa5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "They've only had a taste of the heartlessness of this world."
    *uses Shinji as an example*
    Shinji hasn't had a taste, he's had the entire platter

    • @fv8399
      @fv8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      And desert

    • @Monke-fj2qz
      @Monke-fj2qz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@fv8399 Frozen yogurt to be precise.

    • @thisrandomdude2880
      @thisrandomdude2880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The guy experienced the entire fucking buffet, dessert included.

    • @crucible1084
      @crucible1084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He had the entire damn kitchen lmao

    • @SweetNinjaSkate
      @SweetNinjaSkate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *spoiler*
      Maybe that's why he became gay with a guy he met 10 minutes earlier lmao

  • @maurotula
    @maurotula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4231

    She started off so clear with her message and then all fell apart when she used examples

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Lmao true.

    • @shadowcyberdemon8776
      @shadowcyberdemon8776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Mixed juice......

    • @HumanGuyManDude
      @HumanGuyManDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

      The Shinji example was right on the money, but after that, downhill.

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@shadowcyberdemon8776 that means you can't mix shouta and shounen. If u mix it, it will make another genre.
      Take banana as shouta for example. If u mix up with apple(shounen), it won't be banana juice. But it will be mixed juice.
      It supposed to be a new genre. Not shouta.
      Get it?

    • @DrunkGnu
      @DrunkGnu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      so basically she likes submissive skinny boys who are in the 14-16 year old range

  • @ushinkou8569
    @ushinkou8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    1:44 Suisei closing her eyes to channel all her Shounen Knowledge

  • @mackamilosci
    @mackamilosci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    Imagine her family watching this clip on TV in the living room.

    • @BimaPanjiYudasmara
      @BimaPanjiYudasmara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      imagine being her shounen cousin watching this

    • @SuperMapleaddict
      @SuperMapleaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Suisei: *basically says she likes adolescents*
      Cousin: "uh oh im in danger"
      jk, but still

    • @AnomalousMats
      @AnomalousMats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      "That's my girl!"
      -Suisei's Dad, probably

    • @SuhiroSenpai
      @SuhiroSenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Shounen relative: *Sweating profusely*

    • @MXCN_El1011
      @MXCN_El1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Stepbrother: im in danger

  • @synoh_m
    @synoh_m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    She be saying "I'm not a shotacon, it's called early access!".

    • @pumpjackmcgee4267
      @pumpjackmcgee4267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      "Old enough to seed, old enough to breed."

    • @jasonchen9982
      @jasonchen9982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      PumpJack McGee can’t argue with that logic

    • @KhaosFrosty
      @KhaosFrosty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@pumpjackmcgee4267 Wow, that actually makes sense.

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually this is either Alpha or Beta Access

    • @PaleOrchid
      @PaleOrchid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not alpha test but beta test.....?

  • @mooncancer1940
    @mooncancer1940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Suisei: Im not a shotacon
    Also Suisei: So anyways there's this shota that I like

  • @ultracombo764
    @ultracombo764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9952

    The girls being called a pedo. We have reached true gender equality

    • @PositiviteaTheFirst
      @PositiviteaTheFirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      @0-KINGSLOTH-0 I mean there's Toya who's a straight up lolicon

    • @MITCHIE_LAPIZ
      @MITCHIE_LAPIZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @@PositiviteaTheFirst there's also Shigure Ui who REALLY loves high school girls

    • @lumocite9870
      @lumocite9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Then there's Saegusa Akina who's a shotocon th-cam.com/video/L13o5JC7YOU/w-d-xo.html

    • @gravityhurts2910
      @gravityhurts2910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Yeah, I mean there's Matsuri from the same company lol.

    • @soumbrasileiroqualquer9425
      @soumbrasileiroqualquer9425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Kazuma is surely indeed proud

  • @YangKaruna
    @YangKaruna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    Imagine being a kid going through puberty then suddenly you hear a "hihihihi" sound

    • @ED-yy4te
      @ED-yy4te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Jesse Quarnstrom PO PO PO PO PO...

    • @bananagod5530
      @bananagod5530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      PO PO POLNAREFFUUUUUU.

    • @sirlosealot2597
      @sirlosealot2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In my case I would lose a shit, because there's an urban legend ghost with that laugh

    • @savioalmeida1103
      @savioalmeida1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sirlosealot2597 isnt that legend about hachishaku sama, I read about it somewhere.

    • @anishgurung5682
      @anishgurung5682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hola ninõs

  • @Konstantinsen
    @Konstantinsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    Suisei: "It's not about their age, it's about that moment..."
    Chris Hansen: "What do you mean by 'that moment'?"
    Suisei: "Um...you see...shota and shonen are different..."

    • @angelodewitt6336
      @angelodewitt6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "The moment you see a banana is a banana, and apple are Apple. And when the are mix there is Not an Apple and a banana, but sex"

    • @ChangedNames
      @ChangedNames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @raynaldo arlen k.eman To be fair, not all countries have a legal age of 18 👀

    • @blahblah94897
      @blahblah94897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good one

    • @mikayari185
      @mikayari185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChangedNames yes. in here, its 12.

    • @thezenon9454
      @thezenon9454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mikayari185 yooooooo so imma needa know where you live 😇🙏

  • @vanillasen8236
    @vanillasen8236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Suisei: I'm not a shotacon!!
    Matsuri: Yea I like my boys 10 - 12 years old

    • @pc_suffering6941
      @pc_suffering6941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      *girls

    • @mellamojeff458
      @mellamojeff458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      remind us to never let fubuki or suisei near the middle school boy's locker room

    • @eqqsquizitine3027
      @eqqsquizitine3027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mellamojeff458 ah geez fubuki’s a shotacon too?!

    • @mellamojeff458
      @mellamojeff458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eqqsquizitine3027 search the haiku stream where her context to the haikus are very very bad

    • @ak06740
      @ak06740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mellamojeff458 lmao like the haiku by itself is beautiful then boom a random shota and a scary fox watching

  • @FizzyPopVevo
    @FizzyPopVevo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    Guys, she’s not a Shotacon, she’s just a Beta-Tester.

    • @huuballawick
      @huuballawick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nah fam she's a BEATER

    • @franc8023
      @franc8023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thats sound even worst

    • @dawn7325
      @dawn7325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone arrest him

    • @Lianpe98
      @Lianpe98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@franc8023 It'd be worse if it said alpha-tester

    • @franc8023
      @franc8023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lianpe98
      alpha >>> alpha male
      Beta >>> beta male
      Nah

  • @rmhaven142
    @rmhaven142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Ladies and Gentlemen, we got her.

  • @cirmothe9
    @cirmothe9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    So what she be sayin' is, she wants to take away the shonen's last shred of innocence.

    • @kd_a1615
      @kd_a1615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yup

    • @HuggyBuddyOwO
      @HuggyBuddyOwO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryanyap2807 virginity is a sign of innocence... for you genetal at leasy

  • @PunkDisciple23
    @PunkDisciple23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Ah, Suisei talking quite passionately about teen boys losing their innocence. Just another day in the Holohouse

  • @jacobblanton5179
    @jacobblanton5179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "People talk *loud* when they wanna sound smart, right?"
    Suisei: "CORRECT"

  • @PS3PCDJ
    @PS3PCDJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    That Conan argument is literally the "I know she looks like a child but she is actually a 700 yo dragon/vampire/zombie" just with genders reversed

    • @Asparaesque
      @Asparaesque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      progress

    • @joe-moe
      @joe-moe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The monogatari pfp is perfect for this statement

    • @halamadruuid2380
      @halamadruuid2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, exactly. Tbh, I don't really care about the age of consent, as long as the girl is around my age group, like 5 years younger (minimum 17 years old) or older, I'm getting that bussy.

    • @MajinOthinus
      @MajinOthinus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@halamadruuid2380 "bussy"
      You sure you're after girls? :D

    • @F255123
      @F255123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cartoons do not look like children

  • @ElEscolta
    @ElEscolta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Her Conan example sounds just like the 500 year old loli argument XD
    Still, I love how even she realized she's just digging her own hole even more

    • @ReneeGalena
      @ReneeGalena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Arguably it's even worse since the 500 year old dragon who just looks like an under age girl implies the girl is at least old enough to consent (ignoring things like differing rates of mental maturity) this is "actually he's a highschooler in the body of a gradeschooler"

    • @nou2500
      @nou2500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shinichi is 15 years old, atleast thats what the sub says in the episode, where he shrank

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      El Escolta Either way, they are all fictional, so nothing wrong with that

  • @VicAcid77
    @VicAcid77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    "I'm an ephebophile, not a pedophile!" -Suisei 2020

    • @VashdaCrash
      @VashdaCrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Props for vocabulary, have my like :)

    • @MrMagnetron2
      @MrMagnetron2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I see you too are a man of culture for understanding the difference

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Holy shit that makes sense.

    • @Melcookie96
      @Melcookie96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is this a mumkey refference?

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @kys Still there's a difference between those two words.

  • @dejavu9622
    @dejavu9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    "I'm not psychopath." "I'm not shotacon." Okay suisei, what's next?

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She didn't spend time in Jail

    • @MINICUBANT
      @MINICUBANT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "I'm not that good at Tetris"

    • @binhhoangbapham7231
      @binhhoangbapham7231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MINICUBANT I believe she said that and completely destroyed Haachama afterwards.

    • @MINICUBANT
      @MINICUBANT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@binhhoangbapham7231 She said that when she after dueling against the second world's best tetris player.

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MINICUBANT While simultaneously talking to chat which had the world's number 1 player in it. This woman I tell ya...

  • @sinom
    @sinom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Should have translated the "yoroshiku" as "thanks for coming to my ted talk"

  • @viirvvs
    @viirvvs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    This is the same as a male disputing the differences between an older and a younger sister.
    Older: THICC, Ara Ara
    Younger: BOARD, Onii-chan

  • @cynthius6567
    @cynthius6567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Alternate Title: Virtual Hebephile Suisei argues semantics, somehow makes shounen-con sound even worse.

    • @Mi_Fa_Volare
      @Mi_Fa_Volare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's her innosence mindset. That makes her look like having the kink for the accomplishment rather than being attrackted to them. Such people might approach the juveniles differntly. And that sounds rather predatory. I wonder if she has a tracking ankle bracelet.

  • @Brave_SJ
    @Brave_SJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    "But what if the child consents though?"
    - Hochimachi Suisei

    • @hhhhmmmmmm
      @hhhhmmmmmm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, where is that from?

    • @Brave_SJ
      @Brave_SJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@hhhhmmmmmm I don't think it's from anything, just an old ancap joke.

    • @hhhhmmmmmm
      @hhhhmmmmmm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, i thought she actually said that, never mind then...

    • @booates
      @booates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wasnt it from sargon?

    • @anhelaanhela4996
      @anhelaanhela4996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Justic_ even if the child is "educated enough", whatever that's supposed to mean, they are never mature enough

  • @robinnohood5557
    @robinnohood5557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2055

    Agreed
    Shoujo and loli are different
    One is illegal
    The other is a little bit less illegal

    • @marcocastillo4909
      @marcocastillo4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      moshi moshi keitzatsu desca? :u

    • @Fate_37
      @Fate_37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      もしもし,
      警察ですか?

    • @suzichee6193
      @suzichee6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fateh 037 もしもし、
      FBIですか?

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      People care a lot about one and a lot less about the other.

    • @cactusbread2215
      @cactusbread2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's fine if they're older than me

  • @thelordoftheweebs9501
    @thelordoftheweebs9501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:39 love how she changes her expression
    0:45 and again lol

  • @TheLordofMetroids
    @TheLordofMetroids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I think Shinji Ikari has had more than "a taste of the heartlessness of the world."

  • @IPrins1998
    @IPrins1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    I kinda get it, shounen are more like teens/pre-teens, while shota are little kids.
    I'm still gonna call her a shotacon because it's funny tho.

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ngl it is.

    • @Tremulousnut
      @Tremulousnut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Shota are like the opposite of loli. Basically either little kids, or people with stunted growth (so they look like kids).

    • @MrMagnetron2
      @MrMagnetron2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      She’s a Hebephile not a pedophile
      Both are equally illegal though

    • @raishou1723
      @raishou1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bruh, a short 22yo girl is still called a loli tho

    • @latt.qcd9221
      @latt.qcd9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@MrMagnetron2 Shounen are about 12-18, so there's a bit of overlap with ephebophilia, as well as hebephilia which would cover the age range of around 11-17. 11-14 is hebephile and 15-17 is ephebophile.
      Regardless, they're all illegal.

  • @globelhhex834
    @globelhhex834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    She's a little confused, but shes got the spirit.

  • @kiet4852
    @kiet4852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "It's not about their age, it's about that moment"

    • @db2840
      @db2840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same argument like "age is just a number" lol

  • @ValkyrieTiara
    @ValkyrieTiara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "Shota and shounen are different, OK? Listen, if you mix a banana and an apple, you don't get banana juice right? It's like that."
    Suisei. I love you. I would MARRY you. But........ what?

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      You're already too old.

    • @XfromDarkHorse
      @XfromDarkHorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GeorgeMonet how did you know?

    • @kurper
      @kurper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GeorgeMonet that moment when your actually too young -_-

  • @Isthatthegrimreaper170
    @Isthatthegrimreaper170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Shes just saying "Im a shotacon but not that much, I swear!"

  • @pacotaconep4433
    @pacotaconep4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Suisei: reasons I'm not the straight version of matsuri

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @あきら-v7h
      @あきら-v7h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Probably the straightest out of homolive

    • @MrMagnetron2
      @MrMagnetron2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      あきら I would say that Coco is the straightest so far.

    • @あきら-v7h
      @あきら-v7h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sergio Ortiz no she’s touched Marine and the whole stream was gay

    • @trinh3704
      @trinh3704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      あきら sauce if you don't mind...

  • @cinnamai1919
    @cinnamai1919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Its like trying to find a way out from a certain bureau that Legal loli and Loli are different

  • @asdffjsdjasd
    @asdffjsdjasd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    This is the female version of "I'm not a pedophile, I'm a hebephile."

    • @romannasuti25
      @romannasuti25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      ephebophile is the word you're looking for, and yeahhhh its still underage no matter how you slice it lol

    • @KraljHD
      @KraljHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@romannasuti25 In the US.

    • @MiguelitoJimz
      @MiguelitoJimz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@KraljHD The age of consent may be 13 in japan, but it only applies on minor to minor relationships, if you're an adult, is still illegal to date or have sexual relationships with someone underage.

    • @Arrusoh
      @Arrusoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@MiguelitoJimz Age of consent is complicated in Japan. 13 is a national default, but each prefecture sets their own, for the most part it's 18. And about the minor to minor relationships. In some parts of Japan, parents have control over their childrens ability to consent until I think I heard up to 21 in one place.
      Simply put. 13 is not the age of consent, as a general rule just assume it's 18, the parents consent thing isn't used too much by parents.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@romannasuti25 in the us heck some parts of the us I heard it is legal

  • @somecanadian_guy
    @somecanadian_guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Alright to play devils advocate, I bet most people here and in that chat think that the MHA cast is attractive when they are all 15

    • @MrBaddass44
      @MrBaddass44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      mirko is more my type but you have a point

    • @aidanarmaggeddon
      @aidanarmaggeddon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True

    • @MrNotSpecified01
      @MrNotSpecified01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This. As long as we are talking about fictional characters, it's fine.

    • @KuraiSomnium
      @KuraiSomnium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .... well I’m 16 sooo......

    • @maxplaying
      @maxplaying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      point and set for Canadian Guy

  • @hai0_012
    @hai0_012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Coming back to this after a year feels nostalgic...

  • @FleurTwiDash
    @FleurTwiDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    >completely understand her argues
    >completely confused about the mixed juice

    • @wooju08
      @wooju08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think its a point about it being best of both worlds.

  • @vaendryl
    @vaendryl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3342

    "I'm not a pedo, I just prefer jailbait"
    not a great argument there, sui-chan.

    • @psionx1
      @psionx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I'm pretty sure she's jail bait herself currently. so I call safeu. lol

    • @magicmurloc
      @magicmurloc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@psionx1 She is in her last year of high school, so should be 18.

    • @primalknight
      @primalknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think the age of consent in japan is a bit lower than most countries

    • @channingcheese2
      @channingcheese2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@primalknight it ain't.

    • @Novakain.
      @Novakain. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@channingcheese2 it's 13 in japan is it not

  • @rkbrillant5265
    @rkbrillant5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    LOL. I kinda wish her model has an eyebrow pointing downwards face so we can see how serious she is with this subject. XD
    Oh nevermind there it is. 0:50

  • @Charley-ju6yg
    @Charley-ju6yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:30
    Alright. Time for the FBI to kick down the door any time now

  • @MrMusicWu
    @MrMusicWu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Age is just a number"
    -Everyone before door get striked

  • @kannatheweeb8836
    @kannatheweeb8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em.

  • @blazingkite8983
    @blazingkite8983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "shounen is like when they still have the innocence of their shota moment, but have set a foot outside into the adulthood, THAT'S THE MOMENT"
    me: so Sui-chan likes her bois innocent for her to corrupt, but not with a kid's body.
    got it.

    • @AnomalousMats
      @AnomalousMats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She seemed fine with Conan's body.

    • @blazingkite8983
      @blazingkite8983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Koholos "oh so this is what my daughter does, she's definitely my daughter"
      -her father

    • @laempanadax5553
      @laempanadax5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Koholos epic

  • @lth_lch
    @lth_lch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    omg she pulled the "um actually its called ephebophilia" card lmao

  • @SonikTonik1
    @SonikTonik1 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE A CHANCE😭🙏⁉️

  • @komito9474
    @komito9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Remember that this will probably be played, on extra loud volume, in the Hoshimachi household.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And it will be played again at the trial...

    • @violet-trash
      @violet-trash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Yes, this is definitely my child"

  • @realice.
    @realice. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "its the period of the "miraculous moment" when they were a step into losing a portion of their childhood purity that makes a shounen."
    Sui-chan.. isnt thats like saying there's a way to make any shotas a shounen...?

  • @Selphos
    @Selphos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Sui-chan's energy in this clip reminds me of that bit from Nourin where the dude rationalizes being a lolicon as having strong paternal instincts.
    Only those in too deep can give such elaborate, passionate explanations.

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

  • @ChriSX13
    @ChriSX13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    she's totally drooling the whole time she's saying this

  • @mihai000000
    @mihai000000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    oh she knows her audience.

  • @RenkoBocchi
    @RenkoBocchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    *Shounens all over the world: Why do I hear boss music?*

  • @xephyre6955
    @xephyre6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    So basically, as long as she likes that shota, it's shounen. Point taken.

  • @davidashton3671
    @davidashton3671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "When you mix a banana with an apple, you get mixed juice instead of an apple juice. And that's why Conan is not a shota and is OK to lewd!!"
    ???????

  • @PuppyGems
    @PuppyGems 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i loved this vid, i think the details of shounen was beautiful. one part innocent and one with understanding the hardships of adult life. Miraculous

  • @mataco7073
    @mataco7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Suisei: "im not a shotacon"
    Me: *sad shota noises*

  • @aruthorcarly
    @aruthorcarly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    But i want have onee-san like suisei-chan :3
    Where i can buy conan's shrink drug?

  • @joeavery388
    @joeavery388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Me at the beginning:
    OK, I think I get it.
    Me at the end:
    *[Drinkable confusion]*

  • @eteru5834
    @eteru5834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I can’t help but think of Satou Kazuma when she mentioned the name Kazuma.

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god.

    • @pepeokatze
      @pepeokatze 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean He is in the shounen range

    • @eteru5834
      @eteru5834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Djonk Djujang haha she’s a cultured girl

  • @Rexunion
    @Rexunion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The more the video progresses the more she sounds like shes in denial hahaha i love it

  • @captainbirch2.079
    @captainbirch2.079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A few of her examples made some sense, but the detective conan one was basically "you're mature for your age"

  • @lllKXlll
    @lllKXlll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I feel for you Suisei, but FBI-kun would still strike me even if I called underage teens shoujo instead of loli, so gender equality still tells me to call you shotacon anyways 😂

  • @AmeVIRUS_
    @AmeVIRUS_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    thank you for coming to my ted talk

  • @SuhiroSenpai
    @SuhiroSenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *"Y O R O K O B E, S H O U N E N"*

  • @Harkz0r
    @Harkz0r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I love this defensive explanation, lol. Just embrace your degeneracy already. As long as you're not harming real people I don't really care.

  • @ren6140
    @ren6140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Half of her innocence"
    Shinji: "Are you sure about that?"

  • @lemonlupinreuben5362
    @lemonlupinreuben5362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Lol imagine her mom and dad just watching her describe the difference between shota and shonen

    • @reigyou
      @reigyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the mom be cursing in english tho

  • @yaguo2162
    @yaguo2162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "i'm not a Shotacon!"
    [Press X for Doubt]

  • @feinchan
    @feinchan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Imagine my boi Touya explaining this kind of stuff.. lmao

    • @assaulthetz380
      @assaulthetz380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh boy, that would be a hell of a trip.

  • @akaiookami6441
    @akaiookami6441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love mental gymnastics in the morning

  • @narudayo5053
    @narudayo5053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I honestly feel like her. I used to call myself a shotacon but the "shota" that I like are not really shota.
    I like cute boys not kids. You know like in Genshin Impact? The shota who are more shounen than shota, that my type, just like characters like Hinata in Haikyuu or Nagisa from free (but whithout the muscles), or Toshiro Hitsugaya (with his last haircut he looks so handsome) or Kirito (even more in his Gun gale design)

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      .... so what you're saying is you're a shotacon? trololol.

    • @frobsonsdesenhos
      @frobsonsdesenhos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dovecushymarry Why are you under a hololive clip?

  • @MasakanSolaris
    @MasakanSolaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Shounen and Shota are different" Sure they are honey...sure they are.

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure..

    • @Xyris64
      @Xyris64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There is a difference... whether or not it helps your argument is another story lol

    • @darkmiku2483
      @darkmiku2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Xyris64 its still illegal

    • @tanaka-kun6388
      @tanaka-kun6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dark miku yup, its indeed still illegal

    • @tanaka-kun6388
      @tanaka-kun6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elio

  • @MiguelitoJimz
    @MiguelitoJimz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Wait... is this Hoshimachi Suisei... the idol... talking about liking boys?
    Someone's blood pressure will get pretty high today
    For references, shonen range is from 12 to 18 years old, so middle schoolers still enter Suisei's range... not a shotacon... sure...

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its still not ok

    • @MiguelitoJimz
      @MiguelitoJimz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yokai1235 It was sarcasm

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MiguelitoJimz i know you're was but hers wasn't

    • @whoami1449
      @whoami1449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh im still in her range

    • @TouhouGaijin
      @TouhouGaijin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure Conan isn't a real person.

  • @flirkyn1661
    @flirkyn1661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "It's not about their age, it's about that moment"
    Yeah yeah Suisei, it's what lolicon/shotacon would say

  • @Klier2003
    @Klier2003 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So this is the Suisei they know 4 years ago huh? This should be reminded to Suisei herself. 😂
    Suisei just dug her own grave even further after the Shinji bit.

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All i got from this was that she likes them innocent because she wants to be the one that takes their innocent away. Oh and it's not about their age or looks, it's about how mature they are up there.
    Truly a woman of culture worth simping over.

  • @VerrEngel
    @VerrEngel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The doujin is writing themself

  • @automatiiik
    @automatiiik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Typical shotacon denial.

  • @TheWorstNoob
    @TheWorstNoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    It's like arguing with a cop by saying that she's actually 1000 y/o vampire with a body of a 10 y/o child

    • @psionx1
      @psionx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder how this will work out when we create anti-aging technology and people are born that age at 1/2 or 1/4th the normal rate.

  • @AndreB23
    @AndreB23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Yes, officer. This blue comet right here.

  • @EveryGamerLife
    @EveryGamerLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahhh yes. Thank you for educating me on this subject.

  • @Seiza25
    @Seiza25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:47 Holy crap that expression is so CUTE

    • @Rirai45
      @Rirai45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it IS cute...but i also thought it was a bit hot lmao

  • @yuukidb9977
    @yuukidb9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    She was having a good argument... Then she used as example the banana juice...

  • @gordyrroy
    @gordyrroy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    She basically explains what teenage girls like about Boybands starting at the part with Shinji.

  • @Sen-wm6fr
    @Sen-wm6fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh boi remember her talking about her cousin who found out about her being a vtuber i like where. This is going

  • @serene-illusion
    @serene-illusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For real it's fine as long as it's anime and not irl

  • @daviskyLV
    @daviskyLV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:23 idk my FBI agent tells me something else

  • @Ch.Kenora
    @Ch.Kenora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Imagine if this was a man saying he doesn't like lolis but middle school and high school girls
    It's not any better in my opinion

    • @mochimochi4179
      @mochimochi4179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean you *are* describing the overwhelming majority of weebs because that age group is also the one the overwhelming majority of anime girls are in

    • @booates
      @booates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      shes not talking about the ethics of it bro, she's just otakuing about definitions of what she likes

    • @rchvst01
      @rchvst01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mochimochi4179 we need more milfs in anime smh

    • @NihongoWakannai
      @NihongoWakannai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rchvst01 we need more milfs who aren't thicc as fuck. I like thicc, but we need some diversity. Where are the skinny milfs.

    • @MrLionniol
      @MrLionniol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rchvst01 Big tiddy milfs is life. Lolis can get the hell out.

  • @Adiecii
    @Adiecii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hoshimachi Suisei is speaking my language, truly an advocate of my cause.

  • @MorseTheManta
    @MorseTheManta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When she gets mad like this it makes hard to believe that she sings all those beautiful songs

  • @takenshota546
    @takenshota546 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    She's perfect for me

  • @Alfa._
    @Alfa._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:01
    that really sounds like subaru's yell