【ENG SUB】Ideal traits in a partner and preferences! Matsuri, Suisei, Nene, and Kanata.【Hololive】
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- Matsuri, Suisei, Nene, and Kanata talk about their ideal traits in a partner and their preferences!
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• 【オフコラボ】みんなでピザを囲んで女子会！！...
Nene Ch -
/ @momosuzunene
Matsuri Ch - / @natsuiromatsuri
Suisei Ch -
/ @hoshimachisuisei
Kanata Ch -
/ @amanekanata
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Translation error at 00:31 - it’s “(the viewers) want to make (their Oshi)’s heart flutter, right?”
Yep, thanks for that. At the time I had no idea what "Oshi" was and just assumed it meant husband / someone close to them and that they were talking about them from their view, since it sounded pretty right. Thanks again for pointing it out.
@@matsurisu9502 hello there
@@kosakasimp3243 Hello, need anything?
@@matsurisu9502 are you human?
@@kosakasimp3243 Indeed.
Tall, rude, wears big shoes... sounds like she wants Waluigi to stare at her.
Hol' up
Jotaro
I mean don't we all?
doujin artists take note
LMAO
Kanata: wants an attentive and supporting partner
Matsuri: wants a kind partner
Suisei: wants a mysterious partner who secretly cares
Nene: wants Walt Disney in clown shoes clicking his tongue at her
Suisei: Also must be a shot- I mean "shounen"
@@ZeromusNightmare122 suisei already touched your keyboard
This sound more realistic than Tamaki wants in a guy lmao
what matsuri described is basically FBK
Let's be honest, if you know much about Walt Disney, you'd know that (by modern day standards) he was pretty much what Nene was describing (Except for the shoes part. I have no idea there). A stereotypical 1950's American male.
Nene never ceased to surprise us with her weird quirks... Like that one time she said ICarly is a tear-jerking drama xD
What????
@@moopersworthninjason42nd81 ty my man
@@arkanhumam7024 that's such a big kusa moment
Bruh wtf
@@arkanhumam7024 th-cam.com/video/bcW4myaOmF0/w-d-xo.htmlh28m30s
she cries at Nickelodeon live action shows and wants to be degraded in a relationship
what a woman
sasuga nene
With how many husbands she has, something tells me nene wants a certain kind of "scenario"...if you know what i mean, lol.
degraded by THE walt disney, lets not forget the most important part
I love how Nene is surprised the others don’t share her same tastes.
she gonna get strangers wearing oversized shoes clicking their tongues at her
@@remy7663 basically she likes sad/angry clowns lol
Ikr she acts like they are the weird ones in the situation
@@FerunaLutelou Polka?!
@@cheeseoh I mean tbf what she said was normal actually she's basically saying she likes being dominated. She's also saying she likes guys who are bigger than her which pretty much leads into that.
Are we just not talking about how nene said she wanted WALT DISNEY to dom her?
She likes Walt for spreading dreams though. I think that was seperate from the M stuff.
@@yoursonisold8743 "Spreading dreams"
@@lamedrawings Spreading dem lands of hopes and dreams aye :^)
To be fair Disney as a whole is already dominating all of us, for better or for worse.
Walt disney was 1.78mts tall and he wore suits and fancy shoes. Also he made "dream" like worlds real, and he was a bussiness man so he probably glared and scolded some people. 120% Nene's description of her ideal man
"I like people who can grant people's wishes and dreams" YAGOO
yagoo
yagoo
Ironic. He could save others dreams, but not his own.
yagoo
yagoo
"You don't really give off a heterosexual vibe"
Based
That's what he said.
I mean I don't blame Matsuri, because even Kanata's mother doubt her sexuality, hahaha
I laughed my ass off at that, Matsuri has no chills. 😆
Well of course, what did you expect ? It's not like she snuggled with Coco in her bed out of "fear", or bought couple's rings with her, or see each other naked on a regular basis...
...right ?
@@BlaZay Nah they are just roommates, what great friends those two are.
Nene is a "mind-break" ero-doujin female protag wtf.
Lol
Ya be
I'm hearing a group of Artists furiously drawing something. Wonder what it is...
She become my new waifu now
Nene's husband collection: *HEHE BOI*
Nene’s like a protagonist, She always think positively and when she get insulted for not doing her best she just shrugs it off and say “Just you watch”.
- positive
- like to eat
- Lively
- doing her best
- Work hard
- like to be treated coldly by male
So basically naruto ?
@@justanotherkusa1582 idk if the last part included but probably yes
@@justanotherkusa1582 don't know about you bro but yeah
@@Tsyossy0307 nah bro it checks out, naruto was treated like trash by sasuke for months yet he did the impossible to bring him back.
And she eats a lot.
Yes officer this comet right here
Matsuri is a lot more problematic! At least Sui pretends her limit is 15. Matsuri "Age is just a number" will actually go for shotas and lolis.
I love how suisei keeps getting bugged over her being a shotacon everytime and matsuti over there proudly announces she's fine with kids and noone seems to care 😂
@@MikaelaRyou you can't do shit to matsuri that's why.. Girl is unwavering
Suisei seems so hungry. It's cute though.
Indeed ^^ she spends the majority of the time cutely munching away at the pizza like Nene does, and due to that new model it actually catches the mouth movements :D, Thank you for watching!
Hungry? More like thiraty. Thirsty for BLOOD!
For Blood? More like Thirsty for Shota
hm did they say how many pizza cause i would assume at least hhmmm 50
i just realized after rewatching this
Sui-chan’s type is literally Matsuri’s little brother
Holy
Nene: "I'm not an M."
Also Nene: *lots of really M things*
Nene is a straight up dork and i love her
U guys read the subtitle meanwhile me looking at sui-chan mouth...
It's really cute
what is she doing?
ok nvm, shes eating I forget
it's eating stream tho xD
4:19
*We're reaching fetish levels that no one could possibly imagine*
Have you seen Nijisanji SKB club?
@@secondlayer7898 I don’t know about him but I sadly have
Nene’s is weird, but I still find it more normal than Watame’s and Haachama’s, for some reason
*shoe and tongue* i mean thats our nene so probably sure
@@arcturus4762 one is a goat one is a spidar, what do you expect
"I want a random person to click their tongue at me"
*Flashback to uganda knucles*
Da wey
Brotha! We hav found da queen
Oh so that's what click their tongue is
@@Jd-ii3yb Everyone clap for the Queen
If Nene were in the Ugandan Knuckles Era she would definitely be the Queen
Nene is gonna get strangers wearing oversized shoes clicking their tongue at her
Nene: Wants to be dominated
Matsuri: Will dominate you
Kanata: Will ask you to be gentle.
Suisei: will munch pizza, and maybe kill you if you say something weird
I don't mind.
Suisei: McChicken
I have learned I will kill people based on my eating habits during conversation
that's just me at a family gathering
We know what the right choice is
If your girl has
-blonde hair
-a beautiful smile
-Masochistic traits
-Yellow
That’s not Nene!
That’s Darkness from Konosuba
So Matsuri's target is either half her age or twice older than her?
Hot damn...
she said from 12 to 50, not either ages only
Suisei: *Starts talking and giving her personal opinions*
me: *N e n e m o n c h*
From this we can eventually know that Matsuri is actually the most Seiso out of them
Nah, all of them are birds of a feather
At least in terms of the opposite gender. Her preferred girlfriend on the other hand...
Always has been
Matsui is a paradox, she is both a pure maiden and a perverted degenerate at the same time
@@MrSonny6155 But one of her fetishes was to beat up a guy.
Bruh, Nenechi is dodging saying physical traits, and instead brigin up the weird shit just to sneakily evade the question xD
"What do you mean you arent attracted to big shoes?"
@@yoursonisold8743 and Walt Disney?
@@yoursonisold8743 wait, the shoes were a metaphor? Fuuuuuuuuuck
@@CBRN-115 They werent. She really does like big shoes, for what they represent. Someone bigger who would thus be more dominant. She is an M.
@@yoursonisold8743 Yeah, that's total "size difference" dom daddy little girl stuff. She wants someone who "scolds" her and "corrects" her, but also cares enough to make sure she's doing things right.
love how suisei keeps moving her mouth like shes talking but nothing comes out
Probably eating, mocap makes their chewing look like that and it's cute
Yeah, do you like not see that there is food and all that. It was literally a eating stream pretty much lol
She was eating for about 80% of the conversations. She really liked the pizza.
cute munching
You can actually hear the munching if you hear close enough
I legit laughed to tears because of the weirdness of Walt Disney being brought into this.
nene : wants people to echolocate at her
suisei : almost a p*do
natsuiro : a p*do
So Suisei is definitely a shota-con right?
Huh? Someones ringing my doorbell. I'll finish this comment when I get back.
F
F
Welcome back? Huh-
similar vibes of going out to buy some milk
This poor soul never came back
Shame
Now imagine if there was a guy among them who would say I‘ll go as low as 12 or 15...
Yeah r8?
So... Kenmochi Touya lol
its ok because they are cute girls
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@@alwaysfukouda7094 Based as fuck
It love watching suisei and nene eating, like, their avatar open and close their mouth, it's so funny and cute at the same time
Matsuri : talks the whole clip
Suisei : *m u n c h*
Nene: "i like boys that clicks their tounge"
Me: _clicks tounge_ Noice.
Everyone : reveals their fetishes
Suisei : 𝒎𝒐𝒈𝒖 𝒎𝒐𝒈𝒖, 𝒑𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒂
I saw a tiny clip of just half of what Nene had to say, so I looked up all their names hoping for more. Thank you so much for translating the entire segment! It was too funny to not be more popular.
Thank you for watching! Glad you enjoyed :D. I thought I was too late to the game due to how popular of a clip it seemed.
it sounds like nene wants a disgruntled clown lol
"I am not an M. Like, who decided that? When was it decided that I'm an M? It's not like it's already been decided, alright?"
-Suzumomo Nene
"Always cheerful, supportive, energetic..." Matsuri-san, you're talking about Subaru-chan aren't you?
or maybe herself
Matsuri: What about you suisui?
Chat: shota
Suisei: *so you have chosen death*
Damn, i thought nenecechi was the most normal among them.
She make matsuri look tame
What's actually surprising is that
The Lolicon and the psychopath had a more normal taste
than the gor- i mean angel and JK
My dad would be Nenechi's type then.
NTR time?
Holup
Does your mom normal? Are you normal?
yooooo
wtf
Chotto
Man, if this is what girls' talks are then it's apparently kind of enjoyable to listen to.
normal girls: he cant be that big down there!!
Nene: ikr the feet tho!
normal girls: yea- wha?
Suisei be like: «Actually it’s called hebeph-»
Suisei in the back there just eating her food while listening to the entire conversation is just too cute
YES! Not enough people know about Kuudere so to hear Suichan mention them honestly makes me happy.
suisei: i do need a man
*I VOLUNTEER*
Nenechi is really an optimistic type... Like when you say.." I Hate you!" ... She will say " I love you too!! "
So to get Nene's heart we just need to be a *"Rich edgy clown"*
Liking animals and children... as expected from our seiso representative
Shes soooo far away from being seiso
@@FerunaLutelou She is so seiso that she redefined the term "seiso" 🤣
Matsuri's preferences are generally not very physical, surprisingly. Whenever she talks about an ideal partner (regardless of gender) it's always mostly about them loving her completely and being kind to her. I think she even said she prefers when they are "cheesy". lol
*12 yr olds typing* NoWwwwsa MY TIME 😈😌😌😩😩😩😈😈😈🥵🥵😫😫😫😫😫
@@yoursonisold8743 I... wouldn't say kids are cheesy.
I love Suisei in off-collabs that involve food. She just eats in the background the whole time. I respect that.
"Men are usually taller than us"
*cries in four feet*
Hey you, yes you! Are you perhaps worried that you won't get any taller?
Well, you're in luck my fellow friend, because we are now selling this amazing *GROWTH ENHANCEMENT* that's only 69.99$! Buy one and you'll be 6'2 and get your waifus into your bed sheets!
@@emperor5228 not only am i short but im also broke
Don’t worry, you aren’t short, you were just blessed with the ability to look at thighs closer
@@arcturus4762 amen
@@arcturus4762 huh, first time hearing that one, I was always told that I just came fun-sized, like a Happy Meal
“Everybody try your best to be as shounen!”
**cries in early 30s**
Nene had me laughing so hard, I love how she's so confident when explaining it despite the others thinking she's weird.
Holy sheet Suisei just eating and doing his own business is still fking kawaii
4:26 matsuri can smell the gay vibes XD
I love how Nene just went full on M while Matsuri had the most wholesome answer.
Also Suisei munching on the pizza was adorable.
Me: Oh wow Matsuri's type is actually pretty normal and wholesome
Matsuri: The lowest i'll go is 12 y/o
Me: *hold up-*
Kanata likes: *Dilfs*
Matsuri likes: *Kind hearted*
Suisui likes: *Mysterious and Caring*
Nene.. Only thing that comes in my mind is a *Clown*
Matsuri's type looks like a human version of a Samoyed dog
Suisei almost the entire time: *nom nom nom*
People who have the power to make dreams
"Yagoo"
Shiny Smily story intensifies
They look like fishes in an aquarium while eating lol
Thanks for translating this whole segment! It's nice to see such a large portion of their conversation.
12 years old!?!? POLICE! That Festival right there.
I mean, holy shit!
I wonder what are the japanese standards for a partner now.
Now that’s something I won’t search for
i love when suisei is always trying to draw the line between shota and shounen to avoid being a creep
As a 12 year old, I am scared that matsuri will ring my doorbell any time
I'm more afraid of suisei ringing my doorbell
You don't have to be scared of Matsuri, she's a glass cannon after all
"So, from Gin-san to Walk Disney".
What a range you have there, Nene-chi.
Nene is on a different level from basically everyone
Thanks so much for the translations!
Thank you for watching! Glad you enjoyed it ^^
Im like 15 this year does that mean im shounen xD
Wanna get Gyaru ed by Suisei?
Dang I'm 12
Dang i'm old
@@tyazgagaman671 no worries
These girls says that ideal age is over 40
Guess I can be with Suisei aswell :v
Thanks for all the super long translations
Suisei is just softcore Matsuri
Suisei from 12:14 - 13:00 is giving me life rn
(*´◒`*)
*munch munch munch munch munch munch*
Everyone watching this: **jotting notes**
I appreciate you and your work, thanks. I always miss her chatting streams. 🙏
I really missed this kind of relaxing streams from Matsuri. So much other Vtubers and EN marathon almost makes me forgot about one of my favorites persons like Matsuri.
Yes officer, the two ladies in the middle.
From the way suisei replies to Nene its clear she's a natural pureblood S lmao
This kind of topic is honestly beyond me... I've never even been in love yet. Regardless, seeing a group of friends chatting and enjoying themselves will always be a treat to see.
TH-cam hid this video... still happy to find a longer translation of this stream. It's a rare combo.
Suichan: I'll click back my tongue at them
Me: **clicking tongue furiously**
Nene: I want someone to look down on me! Like Gin and WALT DISNEY
I like how Suisei is just chewing throughout this whole video lol. Her mouth doesn't stop moving the entire time
Thanks for translating ❤️
Jotaro and Nene interaction would be hilarious
Matsuri asked some good question that provide us, the simps, a very good information.
Thanks for editing and uploading it.
Also i like tch-ing people. Maybe *coughs we're *coughs compatible
thanks for the translation
I was howling. This was hilarious, thanks for translating!
It seems Sugita-san would be the perfect partner for Nene.. He have all the conditions xD
nah sugibro is very mindful of others, always making sure that the others is having fun, pretty much the same as senchou. he also goes as far as memorizing their personal infos
@@ratconnoisseur If he's really mindful, he'd click his tongue at Nene. ;)
fair enough
@@ratconnoisseur what za waldo said.. Thats why i though he would be a good match.. If you didnt, watch "Sugita tomokazu and Hanazawa Kana best of Inu x boku.." Its a great clip of him, being him xD
all I can say is "Ah." *runs away*
Loved the vid! keep it up!
Nene described not humillation but dominance/power traits (Some that appears big, can control situations, can do things that not a lot of people can do)
Now here's the plan bois, the next time Nenecchi streams, we will Tch at everything she does
Thank you for clipping and translating this. This is amazing. Nene only spoke in the beginning and the end but both times are really shocking to everyone lmao. She sounds like a positive heroine but inside is kinda messed up 😂
1:43 Kanata: なんか調教されてねか？ Did she got conditioned to it? (調教 is training, like training an animal and yes, it does mean it "that" way)
5:53 I think Kanata and Suisei said 推し(oshi) "celebrity crush" not 欲しい (hoshii) "wants"
Kanata: You seems like the type who will fangirl over someone
Suisei: I do fangirl over someone (or I do have celebrity crush on someone)
7:59 I had to listen multiple times, I keep hearing Jiganmu and I have no idea what that is lol
This is what I think she said:
え！？なんか、違うんだも、だって、宗教上のさ、違いがここ出ているじゃないか? 本当に、本当に、そうなんだよ
"Huh!? Why? No that's not right. You see, "religion"-wise, you have discrepancies here right? For real...for real...yeah that's why"
the "religion" is referring to the differentiating age range between a shota and a shounen. That's a weirdly worded sentence, I hope I got the meaning across 😅
10:08
This is an interesting term: 全肯定(zenkoutei). It means "All affirmations", it seems like it is used in the context of fans to idols. Based on the context, it seems like it means "support that person no matter what they have done". I just found out about this term and it's pretty interesting.
And based on the context that Matsuri is describing her ideal person, it seems like she like someone who supports her no matter what and not quite like "high spirited"
this also 「ここ」を漢字に直すんな！ｗｗｗｗｗｗ
Edit: After listening closely at 8:00, I'm pretty sure Suisei said なんか違うだも instead of なんで.
@@halfnhalf5038 oh? i am not too sure if there's a difference between ここ and 此処. I feel more comfortable with kanji since I know mandarin lol
Oh! you are right! thank you for the correction! I'll change it now :)
@@Leonlion0305 We rarely use the Kanji writing for ここ but we do still understand it. Or
It just sometimes... confuses other people so either have forgotten the Kanji for it or who don't know how to read it, and the hiragana is easier to write. Well, either way works! Besides, the Kanji looks cooler to be fair.
@@halfnhalf5038 ohhhhhh I see! That make sense. Thank you for the explanation :D
feels like a more gentle SKB talk shows
I love how Nene's mouth keeps opening and closing while she eats
4:28 lmao the lesbian tenshi joke continues