Nose blindness is when you have no sense of smell. The technical term is anosmia. Its a symptom of covid and while most of the time it's temporary, it can be permanent. It's also something you can be born with, as is the case with me.
I desperately wanted recognition for my boy Grover but I felt this was one occasion where someone not recognising him was OK. Yes officer it was definitely Elmo I saw.
4:00 The Legally Blonde reference, I'm, I'm proud of her and don't even know her. She got a shot lined up and DUNKED that. Greatest reference I've seen in a while
@@JBSouls maybe not the book though. I haven't read it myself, but I've seen a review of it where someone pointed out the stuff they did better in the movie and one of the things was making Elle a likeable character with an arc instead of an b who doesn't really change a lot. And I trust that reviewer enough to not take it with a grain of salt. It's also not the only review like that.
Commented above but she's funny af. Openly says she's engagement farming and men still throw themselves at her account with negative crap. I'm still on the wretched site because I'm in train wreck watching mode and she's one of the people that makes it better.
8:55 this is a reference to a stitch. Original was a girl saying she turns girls gay, the stitch was a construction worker saying "Hey! That's Randy's job" and pointing to another nearby
@@rolfs2165 I remember clicking the report on a lot. so much so that youtube actually blocked me from doing so for a while. that was like a year or two ago.
Keep in mind that the ads you receive will be based on your location. Some advertisers in the US are banned from being shown in Canada or the EU for example.
"safe for human consumption" is relative though. Cat food might contain higher amount of Taurin then a human should consume. But dog food on average contains a mixture of nutrients that is similar to what a human needs. With one exception: Vitamin C. If you plan on using pet food as emergency food remember to stock up on Vitamin C. Humans are an exception with our inability to build Vitamin C ourselves, our pets are able to do that, why food for them does not contain extra doses of it.
4:09 imagine saying to a woman it’s not like she’s studying computer science, when women were some of the earliest Computer Scientists and Computer Technicians, when digital computers were starting to be used for stuff, granted there were some big wars going on at the time but still. Also I am a CS major and ~50% of my classmates are women, or are at least feminine presenting.
@@richardarriaga6271 +/-5% because I am not the most attentive person (I think way to much about programming) but yeah there seems to be a fairly even split in my classes
2:44 in case Click's story following this image confused anyone, I'm pretty sure the boys are NOT holding up a pic of their friend. Rather, they're holding up a plain white square behind his head.
That's what they are doing so he shows up on camera, because darker skin tones tend to be blended into the background on older cameras or with bad lighting.
I saw this somewhere else Camera flash can create strong contrast, so people with much darker skin may blend into a darker background. Friend held a napkin behind his head so he shows up in the photo better
For the Zelda cartoon, that scream IS in the show ! I'm pretty sure that segment is even part of the intro, or at least they reuse that gag in multiple episodes.
it's not a cartoon, it's one of the zelda games for the CD-i. but yes, as far as i remember the scream was real and it was part of the intro (of one of the games). EDIT: i was wrong. should have looked it up before commenting, my bad. it is indeed from the cartoon.
28:11 My brother and I live together and are VERY normal siblings, but we have the same last name and look nothing alike, so people mistake us for a couple all the time. We like to play a fun game where we time how long it takes for new acquaintances to realize we're brother and sister, NOT husband and wife. The looks of confused horror are great. An excellent prank that also earns me free AAA coverage through his membership.
My previous boss and the main accountant there had the same last name.. since there is a difference between married and unmarried women's last names in my country, it was clear she was married, and the last name wasn't her maiden name... They acted close, but not husband-wife close, doesn't make sense for them to be siblings... Took me a couple of years to overhear that they're mother and son! She just looks so good for her age, it never occurred to me 😅
My oldest two don't look related, but have that comfort around each other that comes from being sibs and best friends. They often joke that they could pass as a sapphic couple.
16:48 Does Pinocchio.... Break the laws of physics ?? Pinocchio... The wooden talking doll who came to life with basic kid knowledge trough the magic of a fairy. Does he break the laws of physics... Naaah, I don't think so.
the emotional manipulative demons sounds amazing. I'm dieing at the thought of you just doing the most emotionless, deadpan voiceline of "I love you." Just no care in it, its the perfect joke plushie loved by all.
@@AIHumanEquality The Emotional Support Demon has always been more of an adult toy in my eyes. And I do imagine the adults that have it did consent to it by buying it. So.. no problem, nope. Though my niece gives it a 8 out of 10. She likes to nibble on the horns.
The post at 27:40 is actually another lie! She has not done anything inappropriate to her dogs. She kissed her female dog on the stomach and ppl have been using it to say she sucked its… you know.
1:20 Geez, I still remember how, back in 2022, the slang Click and OneTopic were intentionally misusing were things like "yeet" and "okurr". That was just 2 years ago!
@@Gatorboy5678People actually use yeet for its intended meaning most of the time. The sheer amount of skibidi rizz Ohio that just exists for the purpose of being incomprehensible is crazy
🫂 Not to be that person, but our channel is moving to Canada to ensure we can keep our freedom of speech to make our content. It's free to glance and see if you like anything. 😉
It's amazing to me the amount of people in America who are shocked now as if the signs of your country's decay wasn't prevalent at least a decade ago if not two. Ignorance never makes a problem go away, often times it just exacerbates existing ones.
Decades old problem. Here’s a quote from 1980 that I have been posting a lot lately. “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” ― Isaac Asimov
My personal attitude towards Americans right now is well wishes to those who didn't vote Orange is the New Fash and loudly mocking those who did, telling them to enjoy tariffs and price rises on all farmed products due to the deportation of a good chunk of people employed in farming.
Meanwhile, learning that if anything, the closest approximation of his original name, is actually, *Joshua.* The original scripture had his name as _Yeshua,_ since the testament that first talked about the son of god was greek, not hebrew. Then, when it was translated for Romans, their lexicon lacked anything for an 'sh' sound. Then, to emphasize the masculine gender, a second s was added. So it went from Yeshua, to Yesus, to Jesus. I already get frustrated at work when my name is mis-pronounced. I can only imagine the scorched earth levels of frustration for how _the son of god_ would feel to see his name mis-spoken for over 2000 years 💢Bro is coming back with instant hands 👊👼👊
Actually, it was Yesu. That’s the Aramaic pronunciation of עישו. They didn’t name him Joshua. They didn’t name him Josh. They named him Joey. Actually, his name was Gaysu if you pronounce the ayin (who knows what his accent was? I’m actually asking)
@@ZeroHourProductions407 Anyone who's a deity would be above caring how humans pronounce their names. Do you think Odin cares if he's called Odin or Wodan or Freyja cares if she's called Freya or Frigg?
My daughter agrees, apparently her car is crying out for a cerberus ducky [Clicky's plushies get a lot of attention and I've seen a few of the support demons in other cars since Lindy began giving out the website where they can be purchased.
Except that even though he's alive, he isn't living plant life. Old, dead wood given the semblance of life, a parody of a child, a filthy hellspawn of deception. You know, regular Disney merch.
4:52 I haven't watched the cartoon is a long time, but I'm pretty sure the scream in in the original. Link was always trying to get Zelda to kiss him and she was always shooting him down.
@@CaitlintehCat Genetically they would not be brothers unless the pair of twins are related to each other. 1+1 and 1+1 are seperate lines. Their offspring would be cousins. I don't know how you came to the conclusion they would be brothers. For anyone who needs it visually 1-2 + 3-4 -5-------6- 1 and 3 would be siblings 2 and 4 would be siblings 5 would be the child of 1 and 2 6 would be the child of 3 and 4 The relation between 5 and 3 and 4 would be aunt and uncle. Same with 6 to 1 and 2. There would be no brother level genetics since the mixing gene pool isn't direct.
For the emotional manipulation demon have it so the button has a 5% chance of setting a timer for 2d6 minutes that when it runs out simulates a button press, both spouting a message and also having the same chance to set timer.
11:39 I always refer to a particularly difficult time working with my ADHD as "My ADDemons" so this is validating. Also then my body wants to convince me I'm too tired to work which is a sneaky trick the brain plays to avoid effort.
I guess the only way for Holden Cox to get around playground is to never say his name in "I am...". or at least retort to laughing-menacing "did you just say you're Holden Cox?" something like "why, do you need one?"
About the new Demon's voicebox: I think it would be really sweet if it had a bunch of really wholesome quotes - and then a few ones that are creepy or just weird. But those come only at least 100 button presses or more apart. Like really rare. As in "Did I just imagine that thing saying: HARDER! HARDER!???"
Have a system that tracks the battery life, so as it gets lower it gets more and more deranged. Combine that with the distortion that comes when the battery gets low enough, and traumatise everyone who buys one, eventually.
I call the damage you do to yourself with tools like that a "sacrifice to the craft gods", & I'm not the first to do so. Anybody who does craft with sharp stuff has similar marks. Last week I got a tiny burn on one finger from baking, because if you don't burn yourself slightly, are you even cooking/baking???
17:00 Any blood lost is just sacrifices for the crafting to turn out right. I recently built my first Master Grade gunpla, the RX-79 [G] Ez8. Ended up cutting my index finger just below the nail with the hobby knife while trimming down a nub. I wrapped it in paper towel and got right back to working. It looks great in my opinion.
8:05 - +10 internet points to The Click for remembering that Troy McClure was a character on the Simpsons EXCLUSIVELY during the 90s. They retired the character after his voice actor (Phil Hartman) was murdered in 1998. (edit) Sorry, I should clarify that McClure did occasionally appear in later episodes, but only as a non-speaking, background character.
32:37 it took me honestly too long to realize that it was supposed to be "Kill only time"... I 100% believed for a second that someone wanted Tim dead 😂
The brain activity (or magical puppet equivalent) required to think of and vocalize a lie takes energy. Pinocchio would probably lose consciousness if he tried to lie too much too fast, like fainting from low blood-sugar. Whatever food or magic is fueling his ability to think and move would be spent growing the nose and the supply would need time to replenish.
Thank you for uploading this video today. My aunt died last night, and I really needed something to take the edge off things. I just really love your videos, and they always cheer me up, at least a little bit
Sending hugs. I don't know if therapists approve, but I find binging content from a less-favourite creator is better for really distressing times. That way you haven't mentally linked a favourite content creator with memories of raw grief.
The dogfood pouch isn't even any cheaper than buying real food. You can get various flavor tuna and chicken pouches around the same price as the dogfood. Probably higher protein and less fillers per ounce too since dogfood is often blended with a few carbs.
If you can, do so. I'd love to live in a country where your tax dollars go to support your fellow citizens, but alas, my husband and I are too old to be allowed to emigrate anywhere.
I'm going to the Philippines. Their peso is worth less than 2 of our cents. Tuition for a year is $1000-1500. Their universities teach in English. They're a former Spanish colony and there's a strong Catholic influence on their laws--no divorce (only annulment), no abortion--but at least I won't get put in a camp for not being white. Maybe I'll even be able to own a home once I get citizenship in 10 years and eventually retire!
@@John_Weiss The Philippines has retirement visas and cheap medicine, although you might want to do a student visa first and learn Spanish and at least one Filipino dialect at a university. The student visa does require a physical and several screening tests/imaging, so that might not be a good idea if you're not in the best health.
1:19 TheClick casually hitting with the Matt Rose catchphrase got me 💀💀💀 13:19 More skull emojis and more emojis 23:32 too late, now I want you to cover those memes people had in their dreams. Anyways, good video.
The intro got me excited that we were about to see ESD and Mango offspring plushie announcement. I didn't realize it was a thing I needed till right this moment.
16:30 I think Pinocchio's magic has small amounts of wood from every tree teleport to him, thereby not creating any new matter. The amount taken is so small that it is basically negligible as it is taken from every tree, hence why nobody notices.
Timber is almost entirely carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen, with trace amounts of soil minerals. It wouldn't be difficult for magic to put that together from air and water with the trace minerals from the nearest soil or dirt. It just needs an energy source. Trees use sunlight .. which leaves the question, does Pinocchio's nose grow faster when the sun is shining?
yall instead of a demon make an emotional manipulation angle so they can sit on both shoulders one just is there too listen the other tears you down, like real religion!
9:50 Click trying to rationnalize the story of the woman who SWAPPED her man's lab results and he's getting it really wrong xD She literaly says she swapped the man's DNA so the test would come back negative (instead of positive) so he wouldn't have to pay for the kid's need probably, and this is what made the mother k* herself, which is horrible if true.
23:09 my friend and I came across a Five Guys once, and we both didn't know what it was. I figured "maybe it's like a male Hooter's?" I have never seen my friend run so fast
31:36 That's a shirt by the band Electric Wizard. I wanted to get a shirt by them, but all featured that statement which isn't something I intend to wear. So no electric wizard shirt for me :(
7:21 Reminds me of my first dnd character who was a human DB sorceress and had an evil wizard boyfriend. So she got him spellbooks full of new spells as a gift by murdering and looting other evil wizards along her adventures.
17:00 - My theory on Pinocchio is that b/c he's made out of wood, he's able to still be like a tree (even though he's got no leaves until his nose grows), and take water/energy from the air and sun and turn it into wood but at an accelerated rate. Thus no, he does not break the laws of thermodynamics.
Click, you poor summer child, you've never seen the very common and popular stepsister romance trope in anime have you... I hate it when I watch anime with wholesome family stuff and then they go BEST WIFE EVER with the adoptive/stepsister. I was honestly shocked that SAO actually went and said, excuse me no. Not that they didn't exploit it but maaaaaan anime PLEASE
What do you mean, anime trope of STEPsister... The "oh no, oniichan~~" meme seems to mostly ignore any qualifiers to the sibling relationships 🤢 Also, have you heard of "Usagi Drop"?
you smell great today
Thanks
Thanks click!
Based
Thanks!!
Thanks, appreciate it 🎀
This has got to be a horrible day for people who are nose blind.... They will never know how good they smell to the click
Omg
Nose blind
I think i remember that from somewhere
@@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687I thought nothing of it, but now that you’ve mentioned it I feel like I might too
Nose blindness is when you have no sense of smell. The technical term is anosmia. Its a symptom of covid and while most of the time it's temporary, it can be permanent. It's also something you can be born with, as is the case with me.
@@myamacke4159 see also: smokers, habitual not-bathers, and people who eat raw red onion
@@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687probably remembering the weird Febreze commercials, I feel like they popularized the term
7:48 Click...I'm afraid to tell you that is not Elmo. That's Grover.
His color blind is showing, lol
My immediate reaction was "Click, please don't blame Elmo for the sin Grover is about to commit!" 😂
I desperately wanted recognition for my boy Grover but I felt this was one occasion where someone not recognising him was OK. Yes officer it was definitely Elmo I saw.
@@beckawilkElmo wanted to be tickled one time too many o.o
@@beckawilk same!
4:00
The Legally Blonde reference, I'm, I'm proud of her and don't even know her.
She got a shot lined up and DUNKED that. Greatest reference I've seen in a while
Same, loved the reference!
Legally Blonde will forever be iconic (movie, musical, doesn't matter which)
@JBSouls I've only watched the musical tbh
@@JBSouls maybe not the book though. I haven't read it myself, but I've seen a review of it where someone pointed out the stuff they did better in the movie and one of the things was making Elle a likeable character with an arc instead of an b who doesn't really change a lot. And I trust that reviewer enough to not take it with a grain of salt.
It's also not the only review like that.
Commented above but she's funny af. Openly says she's engagement farming and men still throw themselves at her account with negative crap. I'm still on the wretched site because I'm in train wreck watching mode and she's one of the people that makes it better.
Same! Absolutely loved the reference; I'm so proud of her. Legally Blonde is one of my comfort movies.
my brother is convinced you are the head in skibidi toilet. take that as you wish
🤨
on god
HUH
There is such this here.
Help
8:55 this is a reference to a stitch. Original was a girl saying she turns girls gay, the stitch was a construction worker saying "Hey! That's Randy's job" and pointing to another nearby
Did you mean to say "skit"?
@@maxw799 Nope, stitch is completely correct as it was a "stitched" on tik tok to the original!
@@maxw799"stitch" refers to that format on tiktok, where someone else's video plays first, and then yours is stitched on to the end
I have had actual AI porn ads on TH-cam. I mean literally ads advertising porn with animated AI women.
And when you report them, TH-cam is like "we found that it's not against our community guidelines"?
Same lmao
@@rolfs2165 I remember clicking the report on a lot. so much so that youtube actually blocked me from doing so for a while.
that was like a year or two ago.
@@rolfs2165 In unregulated captialism money is power.
Keep in mind that the ads you receive will be based on your location. Some advertisers in the US are banned from being shown in Canada or the EU for example.
PSA for the oncoming apocalypse: pet food in Europe is safe for human consumption. Stock up on spices tho.
"safe for human consumption" is relative though. Cat food might contain higher amount of Taurin then a human should consume. But dog food on average contains a mixture of nutrients that is similar to what a human needs.
With one exception: Vitamin C. If you plan on using pet food as emergency food remember to stock up on Vitamin C. Humans are an exception with our inability to build Vitamin C ourselves, our pets are able to do that, why food for them does not contain extra doses of it.
@@hannajung7512 guinea pig food has vitamin c, but I don't think anyone would be able to bear eating that.
@@feuerlingfun fact, Petsmart gives the guinea pigs little vitamin C cookies to keep them healthy, they get so excited for them.
@@carmenplangger9417 Fimbulvinter is a few years away. No need to panic just yet.
@@carmenplangger9417 Fimbulvinter ain't coming just yet.
4:09 imagine saying to a woman it’s not like she’s studying computer science, when women were some of the earliest Computer Scientists and Computer Technicians, when digital computers were starting to be used for stuff, granted there were some big wars going on at the time but still. Also I am a CS major and ~50% of my classmates are women, or are at least feminine presenting.
Ada Lovelace, for example.
There's a film on Netflix about some of them now
And Grace Hopper!
50%!? Wow!
@@richardarriaga6271 +/-5% because I am not the most attentive person (I think way to much about programming) but yeah there seems to be a fairly even split in my classes
2:44 in case Click's story following this image confused anyone, I'm pretty sure the boys are NOT holding up a pic of their friend. Rather, they're holding up a plain white square behind his head.
Like the head in the stonks meme?
That's what they are doing so he shows up on camera, because darker skin tones tend to be blended into the background on older cameras or with bad lighting.
Thanks
I saw this somewhere else
Camera flash can create strong contrast, so people with much darker skin may blend into a darker background. Friend held a napkin behind his head so he shows up in the photo better
I think everybody got that.
For the Zelda cartoon, that scream IS in the show ! I'm pretty sure that segment is even part of the intro, or at least they reuse that gag in multiple episodes.
it's not a cartoon, it's one of the zelda games for the CD-i. but yes, as far as i remember the scream was real and it was part of the intro (of one of the games).
EDIT: i was wrong. should have looked it up before commenting, my bad. it is indeed from the cartoon.
No, @bluekitsune24 that IS THE LEGEND OF ZELDA CARTOON SERIES. Its not from the CDI games.
That was part of the cartoon series
@@mermalade_Well excuuuuuuuuse me, Princess.
@@kaelin_cherise my bad, i just looked it up. i probably confused it with "the faces of evil" because something similiar happened in the intro.
3:44 that's the Legally Blonde bunny costume.
That's funny af, extra layers of irony.
28:11 My brother and I live together and are VERY normal siblings, but we have the same last name and look nothing alike, so people mistake us for a couple all the time. We like to play a fun game where we time how long it takes for new acquaintances to realize we're brother and sister, NOT husband and wife. The looks of confused horror are great. An excellent prank that also earns me free AAA coverage through his membership.
My previous boss and the main accountant there had the same last name.. since there is a difference between married and unmarried women's last names in my country, it was clear she was married, and the last name wasn't her maiden name... They acted close, but not husband-wife close, doesn't make sense for them to be siblings...
Took me a couple of years to overhear that they're mother and son! She just looks so good for her age, it never occurred to me 😅
My oldest two don't look related, but have that comfort around each other that comes from being sibs and best friends. They often joke that they could pass as a sapphic couple.
@@EmnM2010 My question would be how arrogant are the people where you live that they make such a bold assumption to begin with.
@@AIHumanEquality the American deep south. :/
Mark making ESD and Mango VIOLENTLY smooch is my new favourite thing in the entire world
His name is Mark???
Yup! Mark Deck.
@@viaryth4301 yeah, his music channel is titled with his real name
@@RipVanFish09 i thought his name was actually Click 😭 like yk some fancy swedish name
I learned something new today, I've always just thought of him as The Click
16:48 Does Pinocchio.... Break the laws of physics ?? Pinocchio... The wooden talking doll who came to life with basic kid knowledge trough the magic of a fairy. Does he break the laws of physics... Naaah, I don't think so.
the emotional manipulative demons sounds amazing. I'm dieing at the thought of you just doing the most emotionless, deadpan voiceline of "I love you." Just no care in it, its the perfect joke plushie loved by all.
@@Emanfox333 That could be funny but I doubt it would be legal. You could get so many lawsuits over that.
@@AIHumanEquality How so? Like... what's unlawful about it? Am I missing something here`?
@@Spagettigeist Emotionally manipulating children. You don't see how that could end badly in court?
@@AIHumanEquality The Emotional Support Demon has always been more of an adult toy in my eyes. And I do imagine the adults that have it did consent to it by buying it. So.. no problem, nope.
Though my niece gives it a 8 out of 10. She likes to nibble on the horns.
Oh I know that girl in the Harvard one. I make a joke about legally blonde and she liked it, because that situation LITERALLY reminds me of the movie.
7:46 Click’s color blindness betrays him again. That is Grover who is blue while Elmo is Red.
The post at 27:40 is actually another lie! She has not done anything inappropriate to her dogs. She kissed her female dog on the stomach and ppl have been using it to say she sucked its… you know.
Ah the internet is sucks sometimes
Who is it?
1:20 Geez, I still remember how, back in 2022, the slang Click and OneTopic were intentionally misusing were things like "yeet" and "okurr". That was just 2 years ago!
"Intentionally" misusing.
Okurr?
@@Gatorboy5678 How dare you, yeet is a great word in comparison
@@Gatorboy5678People actually use yeet for its intended meaning most of the time. The sheer amount of skibidi rizz Ohio that just exists for the purpose of being incomprehensible is crazy
@@Gatorboy5678
Found the child
4:47 Oh you sweet sweet summer child, Click. That old ass Legend of Zelda cartoon is all kinds of weird and hilarious, you haven't seen anything yet.
ExcuuuUUUssse me Princess
29:27 I like that Maryland's naughty search is "cute."
For reference, the girl in the bunny costume who went to Harvard, her costume and reply of “what? Like it’s hard?” Is a legally blonde reference.
I saw the title, and I’m braced. As an American, I’m still coping a bit with the absolute BULLSHIT.
🫂 Not to be that person, but our channel is moving to Canada to ensure we can keep our freedom of speech to make our content. It's free to glance and see if you like anything. 😉
It's amazing to me the amount of people in America who are shocked now as if the signs of your country's decay wasn't prevalent at least a decade ago if not two.
Ignorance never makes a problem go away, often times it just exacerbates existing ones.
Also America. Determined to move to Europe now.
@@AIHumanEquality I hate how much I have to agree with this.
Decades old problem. Here’s a quote from 1980 that I have been posting a lot lately.
“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
― Isaac Asimov
Remember americans of the comment section
you are not, have never been, and never will be alone
we're rooting for you
godspeed
That can sound supportive, terrifying, or sus, depending on context
Thank you for this ominously vague message
Americans should not depend on external support. As much as I support them vocally this is their problem to rise up against.
My personal attitude towards Americans right now is well wishes to those who didn't vote Orange is the New Fash and loudly mocking those who did, telling them to enjoy tariffs and price rises on all farmed products due to the deportation of a good chunk of people employed in farming.
Ty my friend, Godspeed to everyone else’s countries as well
That's not just dog food, that's such a cheap, crappy brand that I wouldn't even willingly feed it to dogs 🤣(🤢)
He’s a 10 but he spends all day roleplaying with his own plushie merch and reading Reddit
Pretty accurate 😂
Yeah he’s a 10
Yeah, that’s a 12 lol
So an 11?
+10
Appreciated the Simba stream yesterday! He must be the reason all the crappy happenings you cover in your video don't get you down haha /lh
13:10 Thank God my mom wasn't THIS deranged. I know it's a joke but this doesn't seem entirely out of her wheelhouse either.
Meanwhile, learning that if anything, the closest approximation of his original name, is actually, *Joshua.* The original scripture had his name as _Yeshua,_ since the testament that first talked about the son of god was greek, not hebrew. Then, when it was translated for Romans, their lexicon lacked anything for an 'sh' sound. Then, to emphasize the masculine gender, a second s was added. So it went from Yeshua, to Yesus, to Jesus.
I already get frustrated at work when my name is mis-pronounced. I can only imagine the scorched earth levels of frustration for how _the son of god_ would feel to see his name mis-spoken for over 2000 years 💢Bro is coming back with instant hands 👊👼👊
"My name is Joshua, son of Joseph, but you can call me ... _JoJo_ "
*Steel ball run OST starts playing*
Actually, it was Yesu.
That’s the Aramaic pronunciation of עישו.
They didn’t name him Joshua. They didn’t name him Josh. They named him Joey.
Actually, his name was Gaysu if you pronounce the ayin (who knows what his accent was? I’m actually asking)
Ashkenazic pronunciation is the Galilee accent, according to the Talmud.
@@ZeroHourProductions407 Anyone who's a deity would be above caring how humans pronounce their names. Do you think Odin cares if he's called Odin or Wodan or Freyja cares if she's called Freya or Frigg?
@@AIHumanEquality Depends on the deity. Some can be pretty touchy about that sort of thing.
This man has the great ability to completely remove any plushie from reality with just a simple throw.
So THAT'S why he has to buy whole boxes for himself! Ohhhh- 😂
No wonder he has so many
We need a Cerberus Ducky for Christmas.
Agreed
My daughter agrees, apparently her car is crying out for a cerberus ducky [Clicky's plushies get a lot of attention and I've seen a few of the support demons in other cars since Lindy began giving out the website where they can be purchased.
Please please please!!!
Pinocchio doesn't break the laws of thermodynamics because he creates matter by verbally saying lies. It's like photosynthesis, but with words.
Except that even though he's alive, he isn't living plant life. Old, dead wood given the semblance of life, a parody of a child, a filthy hellspawn of deception. You know, regular Disney merch.
His body absorbs surrounding wood. If Pinocchio kept lying, he'd cause complete desolation of his surroundings.
Brother, what kind of physics did they teach at your school?
I don't like that this makes sense to me.
Maybe the wood is shifted from other parts of his body
4:52 I haven't watched the cartoon is a long time, but I'm pretty sure the scream in in the original. Link was always trying to get Zelda to kiss him and she was always shooting him down.
Not gonna lie, The Emotional Manipulation Demon would be pretty hilarious. I could see it being a great gag gift for a friend/partner.
that cousin video makes me think that twins married twins so genetically they're brothers, but generationally cousins
I believe there was a news article about two sets of identical twins married each other. So possible
@@CaitlintehCat Genetically they would not be brothers unless the pair of twins are related to each other. 1+1 and 1+1 are seperate lines. Their offspring would be cousins. I don't know how you came to the conclusion they would be brothers.
For anyone who needs it visually
1-2 + 3-4
-5-------6-
1 and 3 would be siblings
2 and 4 would be siblings
5 would be the child of 1 and 2
6 would be the child of 3 and 4
The relation between 5 and 3 and 4 would be aunt and uncle. Same with 6 to 1 and 2.
There would be no brother level genetics since the mixing gene pool isn't direct.
Patty Duke “identical cousins”
🤔 Possible, yeah!
It made me think they should have a talk with their mothers about them being maybe half-brothers.
For the emotional manipulation demon have it so the button has a 5% chance of setting a timer for 2d6 minutes that when it runs out simulates a button press, both spouting a message and also having the same chance to set timer.
I tried to think of a joke about procrastination...
But then Click uploaded haha
Maybe you’ll think of something tomorrow.
Wait... im gettin' this done when the video finished.
@@AspiringToFailure I was gonna make a witty reply to your joke, but I'll get around to it later.
29:15 as a fellow Tennessean....no...we're not, send help the deer are breaking into homes again
there’s like 30 near my father’s house in the middle of nowhere tn, can confirm
What do you mean the deers? (Ps can we borrow that idea for the future? (PS I'm from canada))
11:39 I always refer to a particularly difficult time working with my ADHD as "My ADDemons" so this is validating. Also then my body wants to convince me I'm too tired to work which is a sneaky trick the brain plays to avoid effort.
I guess the only way for Holden Cox to get around playground is to never say his name in "I am...". or at least retort to laughing-menacing "did you just say you're Holden Cox?" something like "why, do you need one?"
just say "im holden"...
Throughout my life, I've genuinely met two separate Michael Hunt's and both a Richard Small and a Richard Head.
About the new Demon's voicebox:
I think it would be really sweet if it had a bunch of really wholesome quotes - and then a few ones that are creepy or just weird. But those come only at least 100 button presses or more apart. Like really rare. As in "Did I just imagine that thing saying: HARDER! HARDER!???"
Emotional Gaslighting Demon
You just imagined it saying "Gimme your paws daddy". It never did
just got reminded of that EN dub of ghost stories. really funny
"not because you're a bunny. but because you're blavk" (actual line)
Have a system that tracks the battery life, so as it gets lower it gets more and more deranged. Combine that with the distortion that comes when the battery gets low enough, and traumatise everyone who buys one, eventually.
6:48 Tonight on The Mobile Game Advert Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish
Or as YT censorship likes to call it, "fantasy fulfillment"
Oh, is it a day that ends in "y"? 😉
It's either a poorly disguised fetish or a blatant display of how much they hate women.
Looking at you hero wars ads.
18:17 My brain autocorrected the P to pasta & I thought that sounded fun 😂
17:54 WE NEED CLICK FANART WITH SCARRED HANDS
I call the damage you do to yourself with tools like that a "sacrifice to the craft gods", & I'm not the first to do so. Anybody who does craft with sharp stuff has similar marks. Last week I got a tiny burn on one finger from baking, because if you don't burn yourself slightly, are you even cooking/baking???
17:00 Any blood lost is just sacrifices for the crafting to turn out right. I recently built my first Master Grade gunpla, the RX-79 [G] Ez8. Ended up cutting my index finger just below the nail with the hobby knife while trimming down a nub. I wrapped it in paper towel and got right back to working. It looks great in my opinion.
8:05 - +10 internet points to The Click for remembering that Troy McClure was a character on the Simpsons EXCLUSIVELY during the 90s. They retired the character after his voice actor (Phil Hartman) was murdered in 1998.
(edit)
Sorry, I should clarify that McClure did occasionally appear in later episodes, but only as a non-speaking, background character.
32:37 it took me honestly too long to realize that it was supposed to be "Kill only time"... I 100% believed for a second that someone wanted Tim dead 😂
20:53 I thought that was a soul gem at first, and now I can't ever see Madoka Magica the same way again.
Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this 😂
holy shit it does look like that
@@golemofflesh3953 You say that like Madoka Magicka wasn't a horror anime to begin with. Haha.
4:00
Bro did not get the Legally Blond reference...and just proved the movie's point by going on a sexist rant in twitter lmfao.
6:02 as someone who was on a robotics team, this is very much in character for us.
Saw a Drumpf ad during this that made me scream “what?!” It was so stupid and terrifying.
I’ll spare you.
Why tf is there a drumpf ad the election is over!?
It was propaganda.
Scary, scary propaganda.
The brain activity (or magical puppet equivalent) required to think of and vocalize a lie takes energy. Pinocchio would probably lose consciousness if he tried to lie too much too fast, like fainting from low blood-sugar. Whatever food or magic is fueling his ability to think and move would be spent growing the nose and the supply would need time to replenish.
Thank you for uploading this video today. My aunt died last night, and I really needed something to take the edge off things. I just really love your videos, and they always cheer me up, at least a little bit
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Sending hugs. I don't know if therapists approve, but I find binging content from a less-favourite creator is better for really distressing times. That way you haven't mentally linked a favourite content creator with memories of raw grief.
The dogfood pouch isn't even any cheaper than buying real food. You can get various flavor tuna and chicken pouches around the same price as the dogfood. Probably higher protein and less fillers per ounce too since dogfood is often blended with a few carbs.
20:21 yeah.. not looking forward to it cause this year I’m stuck with my moms side. The homophobic anti liberal one…
I need to leave this country
If you can, do so. I'd love to live in a country where your tax dollars go to support your fellow citizens, but alas, my husband and I are too old to be allowed to emigrate anywhere.
I'm going to the Philippines. Their peso is worth less than 2 of our cents. Tuition for a year is $1000-1500. Their universities teach in English. They're a former Spanish colony and there's a strong Catholic influence on their laws--no divorce (only annulment), no abortion--but at least I won't get put in a camp for not being white. Maybe I'll even be able to own a home once I get citizenship in 10 years and eventually retire!
@@John_Weiss The Philippines has retirement visas and cheap medicine, although you might want to do a student visa first and learn Spanish and at least one Filipino dialect at a university. The student visa does require a physical and several screening tests/imaging, so that might not be a good idea if you're not in the best health.
I love when click uploads, low key not having the greatest day and click always makes it better
Funnily enough im eating meatballs while watching this. Click's swedishness is a law of the universe.
18:43 Not only are those superhot peppers, they're also Carolina Reapers, the world's hottest pepper prior to 2023. I know them because I grow them.
"Never in my life have I seen cousins that look this alike"
Meanwhile, King George V, Kaiser Wilhelm II and Tsar Nicholas II
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Cuz you didn't f-in cook it"
18:44 I didn’t even realize they were peppers at first, I was just thinking “man what a great price!”
32:35 As someone from Union County, NJ:
1. That sign & stone work looks SO familiar
2. Tim knows what he did!
Cliccy wiccy thiccy playing with his plushies never gets old
27:10 They probably murdered the "customers" through sheer exhaustion.
17:20 “Made with sweat and blood”
"What's the equivalent of texting for fax? Faxting?" M-My Brother in Christ, it's faxing, like, the literal verb
@@jeanmirokh382 English is his second language.
@AIHumanEquality i know, it's also mine it's just that I've already heard he say faxing
1:19 TheClick casually hitting with the Matt Rose catchphrase got me 💀💀💀
13:19 More skull emojis and more emojis
23:32 too late, now I want you to cover those memes people had in their dreams.
Anyways, good video.
The intro got me excited that we were about to see ESD and Mango offspring plushie announcement. I didn't realize it was a thing I needed till right this moment.
I was hoping original Mango was going to go permanent like original ESD is...
30:28 sorry.. does someone with a broken hand get priority over someone with a broken leg.? for sitting..
16:30 I think Pinocchio's magic has small amounts of wood from every tree teleport to him, thereby not creating any new matter. The amount taken is so small that it is basically negligible as it is taken from every tree, hence why nobody notices.
If he lies long enough, he'd completely desolate a region
"Why is no life here? Not even bushes!"
"Pinocchio... that wooden bastard..."
Timber is almost entirely carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen, with trace amounts of soil minerals. It wouldn't be difficult for magic to put that together from air and water with the trace minerals from the nearest soil or dirt. It just needs an energy source. Trees use sunlight .. which leaves the question, does Pinocchio's nose grow faster when the sun is shining?
@@tealkerberus748 potentially. throughout the movie we usually see it get longer in the indoors or at night, so we'd need to see further testing.
yall instead of a demon make an emotional manipulation angle so they can sit on both shoulders one just is there too listen the other tears you down, like real religion!
"I think your name was Gerald." Romance is dead.
1:18 of course he's eating dog food. Inside of him are two wolves... And they're both good boys so they deserve a treat
9:50 Click trying to rationnalize the story of the woman who SWAPPED her man's lab results and he's getting it really wrong xD She literaly says she swapped the man's DNA so the test would come back negative (instead of positive) so he wouldn't have to pay for the kid's need probably, and this is what made the mother k* herself, which is horrible if true.
23:09 my friend and I came across a Five Guys once, and we both didn't know what it was. I figured "maybe it's like a male Hooter's?"
I have never seen my friend run so fast
15:54 I've had ChatGPT tell me all sorts of things it shouldn't know, down to what was on my windows Desktop at the time...
If I made a plush with a voice box, I would totally use lines from Ghost Story.
His commands. "Touch me."
His reprimands. "Touch me harder."
Why makes it so much sense 😅😂
"NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE A RABBIT,..."
21:12
To be fair, it seems to be a well-crafted, custom piece.
The Emotional Manipulation Demon has to be one of my favorite bits in that stream, I was laughing so hard.
28:41 Louisiana... I knew I liked the Place, but I didn't knew they were cultured brothas!!
31:36 That's a shirt by the band Electric Wizard. I wanted to get a shirt by them, but all featured that statement which isn't something I intend to wear. So no electric wizard shirt for me :(
17:19 I literally cut sliced both of my flexer tendons and nicked my nerve wood carving. People wear gloves that are anti cut and anti puncture!
It's the quick ponytail move she does at 23:00 that had me falling over laughing
8:24
Damn, Jesus gonna show us the RIGHTIOUS HAND OF GOD
He's the Son that stings like the Father and floats like the Holy Ghost
7:21 Reminds me of my first dnd character who was a human DB sorceress and had an evil wizard boyfriend.
So she got him spellbooks full of new spells as a gift by murdering and looting other evil wizards along her adventures.
I think humanity has always been a weird species but the internet makes it more visible.
21:45 oh god i saw the twist coming lmao. The post seemed too normal otherwise
You playing with your little plushies just reminds me of when Colonel Sanders caught Dark Helmet playing with his toys again.
Aye! Spaceballs reference!
Guys is it gay to go to university now😭😭😭
Its official, *it is now gay to get an education.*
Depends on why you're going
Well I'm gay and I go to the university, take that how you will lol
@@thenexus8384I mean, I went for a computer science degree
And the gay orgy scene
Yes. Education is gay. It involves thinking, and that's dangerously queer.
That's Grover, not Elmo
no
@@TheClickare you sure
It depends on what colour you make him, on who he seems to be
Thank you for making such amazing content man. Woke up at 4 in the morning in so much pain, this helped me wait it out.
click: "you wanna know how i got these scarrrsss?" and he just pulls out a box full of like 100 little wood carvings
16:55 With magic being present in Pinocchio, I would think that his telling a lie is giving the energy needed.
Pinocchio doesn't breake the laws of thermodynamics, his nose decreases in density as it gets longer.
Source: me
*insert woman calculating meme*
It came to me in a dream.
So if it got long enough, it would start to float and drag his face upwards.
17:00 - My theory on Pinocchio is that b/c he's made out of wood, he's able to still be like a tree (even though he's got no leaves until his nose grows), and take water/energy from the air and sun and turn it into wood but at an accelerated rate. Thus no, he does not break the laws of thermodynamics.
1:57 I’m so glad I’m never going to date people. If that’s the required prep, count me out, it sounds hellish
Less a requirement, more an odd correlation some people make with their nerves. “I’m in my own head too much right now. Better intoxicate to relax.”
As someone who is aromantic, hell yeah
😊@@DaniellaTousson
Click, you poor summer child, you've never seen the very common and popular stepsister romance trope in anime have you... I hate it when I watch anime with wholesome family stuff and then they go BEST WIFE EVER with the adoptive/stepsister. I was honestly shocked that SAO actually went and said, excuse me no. Not that they didn't exploit it but maaaaaan anime PLEASE
What do you mean, anime trope of STEPsister...
The "oh no, oniichan~~" meme seems to mostly ignore any qualifiers to the sibling relationships 🤢
Also, have you heard of "Usagi Drop"?
And I quote the title
"My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute!" Also known as Oreimo, if I recall.
Taboo is everywhere, and Japan isn't shy of it
@@jaykingplays Anime tropes only exists as long as there is a market for it. Consider that. :)
7:16 plot twist they're poly and everyone is in on it
16:40 it requires energy for his vocal cords to move and tell a lie