@@AIHumanEqualitythey change the other bulb and then move them both to the side, then they have the whole time it will take that bulb to die to replace the other one and move them back to the original position on the next eclipse. Haven't you learned that in conspicrazy school? 😂
I'm baffled a child would draw the sun in a colour other than yellow (assuming it's not a fantasy image, but represent the real world). It also needs those crooked thin rays and to pteferably be in the corner
16:40 Wait, it makes more sense that way. An alpha male is buggy, unstable, and not ready to be released to the public until it's updated to a more reliable beta.
“I call him Alpha Monty, but not in the leader of the pack way. More like the development of his brain kinda way.” I tried my best, but I don’t remember the quote that well.
@@SlyHikari03 "If we just ignore every time we're wrong (almost all of them), we're always right! Y'know what they say, if you don't see it it doesn't happen!"
Before you've read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein was the monster." When you read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein was the _doctor_ ." After you read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein _was_ the monster."
It’s largely about the cycle of abuse and the cycle of revenge. They’re both monsters. The creation is the only victim of the two, but he does become a monster due to abuse and rejection by society for who he is. I don’t like the book, because I don’t like the writing. It’s an interesting twist on the golem myth (she did not create the “create something that turns against you” narrative. She copied that legend, named Victor FRANKENSTEIN, and then claimed to have come up with out out of whole cloth… There’s some term for that… cultural something). I just think it’s droning and Victor’s whinging gets so old so fast.
I think the worse part about the (wrong) take that "if you're attracted to Jenna Ortega, a woman in her 20s, you are a pedophile because she looks like a child" is the implication that dating a child would be okay as long as said child looked mature.
Well, technically "attracted to" and "dating" are not the same thing at all... It does imply that being _attracted_ to someone who is a child does not make you a pedophile if the child actually looks like a sexually mature person (they do not look like a child). But that is also actually technically true, according to the actual definition of "pedophile" (but then almost everybody uses the term wrong all the time anyway, so...) I'm not defending the post (because if nothing else I don't think she really looks that much like a child, so the whole point is kinda baseless), but your conclusion also does not actually follow from what they said, either.
@@foogod4237I might be confused by this post but a pedophile is someone attracted to kids. So if they don’t know the age and the child is dressed like a 20 year old and look alike one then okay, BUT once they are informed of the age then that should change cause you should now see them in the context that they are a freaking child. So I think once you know someone’s age you shouldn’t be attracted to them even if they dress adultish but you know they are 12. Knowing their age should change how you feel if not I think that makes you a pedophile. Talking about strictly young kids. Not almost adult kids. Where a 17 year old can look like a 20 year old. However a 12 year old even dressed up, once you know their age that should immediately turn the person off.
@@stellamariss3335 a pedophile is technically a person who is attracted to someone who LOOKS young it doesn't actually mean you are attracted to kids for their age I SIMPLY GAVE YOU A MORE SPECIFIC DEFINITION I DO NOT CONDONE BEING ATTRACTED TO MINORS IN LOOKS OR AGE
@@Ran-chan_loverno you're changing definition. pedophiles are people who are attracted to MINORS. looks and everything else don't matter. they don't care about looks. they care about vulnerability they could exploit.
one time when I was at the store with my grandma (the cool grandma) a lady saw my trans pin and went “I’ll pray you get your senses straight.” And my grandma heard and said to her “I’ll pray at your funeral if you say that to my grandchild again.”
The fact that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays with his daughter and doesn't have a problem with her putting makeup on him is what makes him a real adult dad. Not a toxic dimwit. A friend has two young daughters and he lets them put nail polish on him every weekend. And doesn't worry about taking it off right away for work on Monday. He's a good dad.
Exactly! My dad used to let me and my sisters paint his nails all the time, and he would go to work wearing it without a problem. NOBODY judged him, people make it a much bigger deal than it needs to be. Sometimes making your kids happy is just that simple
Plot twist, the "no men have pelvises" guy has been stalked by a male pelvis harvester that steals all the naturally unalived men's pelvises in his life to mess with him.
That lady is wrong about the sun. It wasn't replaced by scientists. It was replaced by engineers. Scientists couldn't do a hardware replacement, even with IKEA instructions.
Ah Yeah, the scientist make the parameters of the replacement, the engineers make the instructions, and the lowly technician follows the instructions to the letter
2:25 "The fake LED sun we see now is blinding to look at [whereas] the original sun wasn't" well, if they spent their childhood staring straight into the sun, that would explain why their eyes see it differently now...
@@Mattthetutel I think it's more the opposite, the sun is mostly white in space but is yellow ish in the atmosphere. The sun is yellow compared to other stars, but from a human perspective it's effectively a yellowy white, in the atmosphere other colours tend to get scattered/absorbed by the atmosphere so it looks yellower
As someone who was raped when I was 4: I hate people who go "even if you're Jenny Ortega's age, dating her makes you a pedo". No. That's not how this works. And it's insulting to actual survivors to say that two consenting adults dating is the same thing as an assault that caused internal bleeding in me and necessitated reconstructive surgery.
I absolutely hate that this happened to you and I hope you've gotten the care and therapy you need to help you have happiness in your life and some kind of peace in your soul. As for the one who did it....I'm a pagan but it's things like this that make me believe in Hell, just so there's someplace they can be punished for what they've done.
Yeah, these are *newsworthy* degrees of idiot. There's literally millions of times more people who'd go to prison to protect a 4-year-old from a kidnapper, than who have this dumb take.
As someone who was orally raped, and molested as a 3 year old… I understand the feeling. I see it all the time in media and yeah, it’s fucking insulting.
The “infinite monkeys on infinite keyboards for an infinite amount of time” thing is kinda funny, because it only took about 300,000 years and zero typewriters to get to the human ape named “Shakespeare” who got it done.
Autism and ADHD leads to dying your hair "unnatural" colours, not the other way around. When we stop caring about fitting in, we do the things that make us happy.
In the case of ADHDers our impulsivity makes us do those things. At least sometimes. I have several bottles of temporary dye (made for in between salon appointments) just because I’m to indecisive to pick a color.
Used to be orange, is blindingly bright now... I think they might live somewhere that had pretty bad air pollution when they were a kid and I'm guessing that the sudden change in the sun coincides with a local factory or refinery shutting down
I like to explain the infinity thing this way. "Given infinite time, anything that can happen-will happen, no matter how small the probability." Moreover, it will happen an infinite number of times. Because that's just how big infinity is.
And I remember being a little kid and looking at the sun, only managing to do it for less than a second and only not frying my sight because it was relatively early and it still was a little before midways to its zenith. And despite knowing it was white and circular from that very brief interaction, I still used the only yellow crayon in the box to draw it and gave it rays.
44:16 I think a better quote would be "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." would be such a better quote, cuz it was said by Mewtwo, and Mewtwo is awesome
The one thinking the number of women dying their hair is "ALARMING!" is a real contender for most boring person on the planet. It's such a boring thing to panic about presented in the most boring way possible. Only an exceptionally boring person with an exceptionally boring life could be alarmed by such a boring non-issue.
They probably boringly wake up on a boring bed, boringly brush their boring teeth with boring toothpaste, boringly read the boring news, drive boringly to their boring work in their boring car, and after work, have a boring evening. BORING.
@@maxirgendwas6079that's like saying "this person made a bad movie so nobody can make good movies anymore" That's an incredibly dumb thing to say lmao
A good percentage of women in the country have routinely died their hair for almost a hundred years. I actually don't think there has been an increase in the number in recent years, the only real difference is they can now choose from more colors. So you are right, they are not actually upset at women dying their hair just that they are dying it interesting colors instead of boring ones like blonde.
Fun fact: if the sun was replaced by LEDs, rainbows wouldnt exist because LEDs do not produce a broad spectrum of light; you'd just see a band of red, green, and blue.
The response to the argument about Jesus not using pronouns was actually that the first thing he said was "I am HE", "he" is a pronoun and even people who have a male gender orientation say "my pronouns are he/him", which is the sane thing worded differently, making it extra funny.
@@taylorjade6918 I mean this quote just proves he identifies as male, not his orientation, but then again the lad hung around with twelve dudes and occasionally hookers so you can definitely read him as gay.
Also, something I made up to be mad about (but based on things I have seen people say): Them: “Gd is clearly a man! It says “He”!” Me: “There’s no neutral pronouns in Biblical Hebrew, even for groups, and women couldn’t be in charge of things when it was written.” Then there’s the fact that traditional Judaism (thousands of years!) says that the aspect of Gd that is presence that is on earth is feminine. So anything that Gd has done in your life was done by the feminine aspect of a formless, nonbinary Entity (which is arguably a literal translation of Gd’s name. Yes. Gd has a name. So few people know that… and then act like authorities on the bible.
As a Greek person, the tattoo the nurse got isn't even a real word in Greek,, on top of that, "apketo" (αρκετό) means "enough" in an "it" way, what they both wanted to get (assuming they're female) would be "ime arketi" (είμαι αρκετή) which means "I am enough [if op is a male then they'd get "ime arketos" (είμαι αρκετός) tattood which means the same thing but it's for males]
33:51 I feel so sorry for that child. Either she's going to grow up taught to be a bigot by her parents and will never escape that, or she's going to grow up and at some point find out that her parents, instead of trying to teach her 'mama' and 'dada', coaxed her into saying a horrible racist slur as her first word just so they could further their image as horrible racists.
I like to say “I didn’t find out my dad was racist until I was 35, because he was such a bad father he didn’t even have the decency to try to instil his shitty values.”
That woman is setting her kid up for failure, she’s using her kid as a weapon against ‘the libs’ instead of actually treating them like her child, and that never ends well
43:36 one of my favorite old photos of my dad shows him decked out in plastic jewelry and a tiara that one of my sisters had him wear. Playing with your kids is the mark of a good dad, and being a good dad is extremely manly
Right?!?! And these are the same people that insist that the only way you can "succeed" in life is by having children, the same people that judge a woman's worth by how many kids she has or is capable of having. Make it make sense!
The 'hair dye harming your body' conspiracy is a thing in Australia! My partner has a disabling auto-immune disease similar to MS but the cause is not known. Oh sorry...I mean it is because she dyes her hair and wears make-up as more than a few randoms and family members have suggested...
It was a popular belief in Hungary in the eighties (when my mom was a young adult), that every cell of the mother's body is connected to the baby so if you dye your hair while you are pregnant or breastfeeding, your child will be mentally disabled.
19:59 Reminds me of something a friend once told me: 1 + 1 = 1 Because if you have two piles of sand and add them, you get one big pile of sand. The difference is my friend was making a joke.
I like the realization that an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters will immediately type the complete works of Shakespeare. They will also type a version of Romeo and Juliet where Romeo runs off with Mercutio and starts an antique shop. And it will be better than the original at least once
I wonder if that person thinks every single skeleton found and seen is female... even the dinosaurs. Do they know what a pelvis is, really? Have they ever held a man (or themselves, if they are one) by the hips? Have they not heard of men getting hip joint replacements? You kinda need a pelvis for that. I'm so concerned for that person's education.
@@Ramsey276one True, lack of education. If they have access to a phone or computer, they could look things up, they don't even have the excuse of being poor or something and having been unable to learn anything. Also, being so sure they're correct... Since I don't know much about math due to me just getting started with learning it (no, I'm not a kid, just missed some years of school), I don't dare make a math statement like I actually know it, I can admit, "hey, I don't know much about this subject. I think this, but maybe I'm wrong".
I think the funniest response I've seen to the "infinite monkeys coming up with the works of Shakespeare" adage is "This is true. One monkey in the 15th century named William came up with the collected works of Shakespeare." Because, ya know, humans are monkeys.
I might be talking out my ass but was William Shakespeare even a known single person? I swear I read somewhere that it was possible he wasn't even a guy named William Shakespeare at all, or even mightve been a couple of people that formed a collection of stories 😭 Though like I said it might've been misinformation I have literally not the slightest clue for all I know I could be referencing a fever dream rn 💀
@@scp-phenomenon014 I know there's been some discussion among scholars of literature about the subject. Not that Shakespeare didn't exist, but that some or many of the works attributed to him were actually written by Christopher Marlowe. Which to me doesn't seem all that logical. I'd buy him stealing one or two play ideas from Marlowe, maybe even a full script, but Marlowe never accused Shakespeare of it. So at best, Marlowe might have given Shakespeare some ideas or sold him a couple of scripts or even been a writing partner. Marlowe was influential enough of a playwright at the time that he could have shut Shakespeare down if ol' Will had actually ripped him off.
@scp-phenomenon014 There is no real evidence that Shakespeare didn’t wrote the works of Shakespeare. We know that he was s documented real person. For example we have his baptismal records. We can trace him from his marriage to Anne Hathaway and into the bustling streets of London. We know what theater troop he wrote for, and how his career progressed. In fact we know actually an impressive amount of stuff about this one guy who wasn’t royal and lived in the 16th century. True we loose a few years where he actually did the traveling to London, but there is certainly enough evidence that theWilliam Shakespeare that grew up around Stratford upon Avon and the Willian Shakespeare that popped up in London to become the famous playwright is the same person. The fact that He retired back to Stratford, and of course his will which left things to both his documented children from Stratford and members of his theater troop tie things together nicely. And while I suppose it’s possible that someone ghost wrote Shakespeare’s play for him, there is no good reason offered up as to why anyone would do that. Chances are that Shakespeare actually wrote Shakespeare.
34:38 TW: P3DO file Full explanation on why this is dangerous. . . . I watched a full video on this problematic mentality regarding p3dophilia. The big issue with saying that you can’t be attracted to adults that look young for their age, is that you are creating a mentality in which actual p3dophilia can be “justified” through the idea of the adult looking young for their age or the child looking older. P3dophiles already use an excuse that surprisingly similar to this one. You may have heard it before. “She/he is surprisingly mature for her/his age.”
Trigger warning "Do you feel older or younger than your age?" "You're so mature for your age" These will always make me sick. Whenever I hear them it hits me like a sack of bricks, cause usually I completely forget I've ever heard them until somebody reminds me accidentally.
My first word, according to my family, was an attempt to say "Darkwing Duck" because my mother had episodes on tape that she ran all the time. I am forever amused by the idea of baby me going "... Da... Da..." before saying "DARKWING!" in baby babble. My youngest brother's first word was my name because his father, who was my mother's abusive ex boyfriend, hated me for being a difficult child ((As it turns out, I was autistic all along! Imagine that!)), so he'd scream at me all the time, and my name was said a lot. My mother's ex caused a lot a damage to me as a 7 year old that I'm still trying to work through, but I think the absolute best advantage I will ever have over him is that his son's, my brother's, first words uttered out of his mouth was MY name. I win, old man.
I once had a test with a question like “there’s a population in an area and a portion of it Emigrates. Does the population grow, shrink, or stay the same?” I answered that it shrinks but when I got my test back it was marked wrong! I asked my teacher and he said the question was of course talking about the population of the area that the portion immigrates to. Y’know, the one that wasn’t even mentioned in the question!!! It’s been years and I’m still so mad
If that was indeed the word that he used, then your teacher needs to consult a dictionary. "immigrate" = come into a country or region from somewhere else "emigrate" = leave a country or region to go somewhere else (The word "emigrate" does not even say that they all go to the same place. They may have all emigrated to many different places.)
He was an awful biology teacher and constantly contradicted his own lessons. Somehow though he still managed to become the head of the science department
JKR becoming a target for the transvestigators isn't all that surprising. When you make a storm of hatred and suspicion, some of it will splash back onto you.
Considering some of her comments and choices of pen name, I could believe an argument that JKR is a trans man in deep self hating denial. But speculation on that kind of topic is dumb, hence... her current fanbase.
Thousands of percent?! It would require people to have SO MANY TYPES OF CANCER AT ONCE at a certain percentage, but I don’t know how much. Well, I SUCK at math, so roast me if I’m wrong, so other people who think this get corrected. 😊
Speaking as an Aussie gen X, the sun and moon both turn orange or even red in a bad bushfire year. I wouldn't be surprised if other sources of air pollution - remember acid rain? - had a similar effect on the perceived colour of the sun in other parts of the world.
21:00 - Reminds me of the video of the kid with 3 dogs. The mom asks "If somebody took one of your dogs, how many would you have left?" The kid answers 3. The mom responds "No, honey. If you have 3 dogs and somebody took one of your dogs how many would you have left." The kid doesn't hesitate to say "3 and a body."
"Why is this a hill you choose to die on? There wasn't even a hill there to begin with! You're like, literally as we speak, digging up a little stupid hill just so you can go and die on it! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" That might go down in history as my favorite Click reaction XD I gotta use that at some point!
5:57 This is actually a proper use of callipers (note how the offset of the start from zero that you mention is made up exactly on the right hand side, since you do read the number from the start of the sliding bit). The problem is that you measure from the 0 line on the sliding part to get your whole number part, then find the mark on the sliding part which is most aligned with the marks on the stationary part to find your decimal component. The 0 lines up perfectly here, so it's 50.0mm. Weird that you never had to use them.
Biology class really does fail sometimes. I've had to explain to an afab friend of mine, that you do not pee outta the same hole that children crawl out of and that you'll b able to pee just fine after the hysterectomy. Sometimes the state of the world worries me a bit. But at least I could educate a friend
See, I'm forgiving of people who call the whole area the v@gina, as long as they can clarify they understand there are multiple holes involved. Not technically correct, but understandable since I'm not aware of a term that technically refers to the whole structure. But surely someone WHO HAS ONE should realize there are different parts??
"They hung a different sun in every country" tell me you never crossed the border without telling me you never crossed the border. Although if it is satire it is genious.
What happens with the Belgian part of a Dutch town? No seriously, there is a Belgian enclave within the Netherlands, and the borders are so horrendous, it looks like the guy who drew them had a stroke.
36:38 Dude I know someone that doesn’t have arms and draws with her feet- she is an INCREDIBLE artist. Art finds a way dude. Honestly, AI is as bad as tracing in some cases. That or so sloppy it’s just a mockery on the years-decades of practice artists put into their work. Anyways, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Scummy take. Using the example of the rare skilled foot artist to shame all handless artists is not the win you think it is. This is the same as telling blind people they should be acting like daredevil. Don't do this. You are the problem. AI art is doing a lot to improve the art community, and one of those accidental ways is causing the bad parts of the community to identify themselves. Please be a better person.
@@TailsClock I was not at all using this as commentary to all people without hands? Just an example of someone who still makes actual art in a way they’ve learned how to. For her though, she was born with the condition and has spent her whole life learning to make art one way- so for those who may have lost their arms due to an accident or illness, my condolences. I still don’t think there’s an excuse to use AI as your own, because it simply doesn’t belong to a person. It’s like writing an essay and putting in AI generated text as your own- that’s literally considered plagiarism. It should be the same for art. I don’t really understand your connection with a blind person and daredevil (maybe a lack of knowing a reference). If it’s just the general slang though, I again don’t see how that really correlates as art isn’t a life-threatening situation (it shouldn’t be, anyway). Anyways, all that being said; I find it scummy to want to justify theft for people who- no matter their circumstances- work for years to develop a talent to have it put aside for machinery.
@@contra1124 Eh, it wasn’t just one post, it’s a whole account. I didn’t know that she drew with her feet until a video (if I remember right). If it is AI? Well god fucking dammit.
@@jayharv285 Untrue. It didn't actually happen until his third voyage, but he did eventually make it all the way to the continent of South America. From Wikipedia: "On 5 August [1498], Columbus sent several small boats ashore on the southern side of the Paria Peninsula in what is now Venezuela, near the mouth of the Orinoco river. This was the first recorded landing of Europeans on the mainland of South America." (And on his fourth voyage, he actually spent two months exploring the coasts of (what would become) Honduras, Nicaragua, and Costa Rica, and even established a garrison in Panama.)
The mathematician in me is interpreting this statement as such: P = pelvis W = woman Any P can also be W P u W is true What they didn’t stated is that there is an overlap between pelvis and woman, but not if one is implied by the other. Therefore, you can have a pelvis and not be a woman, have a pelvis and be a woman, and not have a pelvis and be a woman! I made you read all that nonsense to tell you that you can be a woman - pelvis or not - if you want to be.
That AI art person literally called me transphobic and ableist ; a non-binary disabled artist, because I told them they don’t understand what Dadaism is and AI is a slap in the face to the movement.
As someone that was forced to learn about dadaism in college, I'd like to ask you to google it. Dadaism was a response to elitists saying "That's not REAL art". Which makes AI art the most dada thing ever. Not to mention the results generated can accidentally look legitimately like it came right from a dada gallery. I'm not saying you're transphobic and ableist, (Though you might be. Being the thing doesn't make it impossible to hate the thing) but you are confidently wrong. Also you make it sound like dadaism is still an active movement when it's not. But thanks to AI art, it might just come back. It's truly sad we're back at a point in time where "That's not real art!" is being said by the wider art culture. Elitism has truly snuck back in. Dada 2.0 is here just in time.
@@TailsClock Shut up. Glad you’re using your own version of elitism. If you think it’s cool to steal from other artists (not just take inspiration from) and slap them into a mess of generative AI just admit you hate the whimsy and freedom of art. A lot of these AI bros do this not for the love of art and freedom of expression but for money. And you with your wide knowledge should know that. Also love that you decided to limply claim I’m a bigot for not supporting theft and the destruction of our environment. Kick rocks.
The whole "If there are three crows on a fence and two fly away" postulation made me think about a puzzle I enjoy very much. It goes like this: "Ten candles stand burning in a dining room. A strong breeze blows in through an open window and extinguishes two of them. Checking back in on the candles later, you see that one more candle has gone out. To make sure no more flames go out, you shut the window. Assuming the wind doesn't extinguish any more candles, how many candles do you have left in the end?" The answer is three because the remaining seven candles melt.
They messed up the original, anyway. It goes something like “if seven birds are sitting on a fence and a farmer shoots two, how many remain?” The intended response is “none, the living birds would have flown away”.
About the pelvis-guy (which it what we shall call him) that said "When they die they are identified as men [ignore the rest]". I hear this all the time from transphobes. "wHeN tHeY dIg YoU uP tHeY'lL kNoW yOuR *rEaL* gEnDeR." Bro. I study archaeology. We dig people up for a living. And let me tell you: The amount of times archaeologists can't figure out the person's sex from their skeleton or even in situ burial surroundings is immense. And the amount of times they're wrong in the beginning too. Don't worry, your skeleton isn't as telling as those people think.
You could only tell the sex of a skeleton for certain by taking a DNA sample and analyzing the chromosomes. And even then, the skeleton might turn out to be that of an intersex person.
As an English gen Y-er, I distinctly remember as a kid witnessing a little man on NASA’s longest cherry picker reaching up and changing the sun’s orange bulb to a white led one. He swore me to secrecy but oh damn, guess the truth’s out.
I’m never quite sure anymore haha. I think as time as gone on, the space between gens has gotten closer together. I’ve always thought of myself as gen Y before millennials because I remember enough of my childhood in the 90s before the millennium. But if that’s not right then apologies 😅
“Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.” - Stephen Vizinczey, Hungarian-Canadian writer, 1933-2021 This subreddit reminds me of this quote lol
4:56 the funny thing is, if you think about the intelligence of birds, you see that this “insult” is at best a synonym of smartass & at worst is a compliment.
Depending on the person and the kind of bird, it _is_ an insult - to the bird. I'm pretty sure there's a significant overlap between the smartest corvids and the dumbest people.
34:22 The visual of a seven-armed man casually assaulting a couple and nobody being even slightly alarmed by it was so fascinating to my brain that it literally took me like 2 whole seconds to realize it was "seven armed men"
The lady at 2:10 with the orange sun comment is absolutely correct. We did used to use orange colour to make the sun back then... but after she and her friends ATE all the damn orange crayons they were using to colour with, we had to resort to using white instead.
Totally right. I am of her generation. She and her friends ate the yellow crayons. We boys were busy eating the paste. Now you have to use white crayons and Elmer's. Bwahahahaha.
42:35 I have dyscalculia. I can NOT to simple math in my head, I NEED a calculator to do something like 26+44. But I’m able to do math really well with a calulator to do those small details for me because my brain functions very formulaic and needs structure so I’m able to understand math because of it. However- teachers would take my calculator away on tests etc bc “you wont always a calulator” I was 8th in my class and taking freshman level algebra in 6th grade. I explained the reasons why I need it but was bullied by teachers and peers for “not trying/being smart enough” THAT is why I hate that phrase and why I silently twitch every time Click says this in defense of the phrase. I agree we need to be able to understand in order to use the tool: but thats not what that phrase is about.
Funny story: I typed these two numbers randomly and in fact could not do it in my head. Just came back after a notification of the comment being liked. Can confirm I can’t do it at all in my head and had to use a calculator. It’s 70 :)
@@farawayxgalaxyi struggle with simple math too Click has shown in the video that the easiest way to do this is to split the numbers Like 20+6 +40+4 Basically your answer always end up in the range of 10 Of course using calculator is the fastest option
@@farawayxgalaxyoh yeah reminds me too I once saw a post saying a calculation is wrong It was 225+225 = 550 And i was like huh? I had to actually whipped out ny calculator
@@04cassius-jake I don't have dyscalculia, and have always been at least decent in simple maths. But even I just took a minute there to realise that 225+225 is indeed 450. :D
I have dyscalculia too. And I didn't find this out until my university years. The school I was at just put me in a lower maths class because they couldn't be bothered to investigate.
yesterday when my mum did my hair i told her about the people who think the moon landing and dinosaurs are fake. it was the funniest thing and she even told her fiancée about it. conspiracies are so fun!
I told my mom about some of the funny r/badwomensanatomy things I've heard and one thing genuinely made her laugh, too. It's one of my favorite subreddits, as a woman
35:36 "Traditional art is ableist" I am a traditional and digital (NOT the same thing as AI) artist, and I also happen to have severe joint pain in my hands from an autoimmune disorder. Yes, this makes it difficult to do art. But it's still very much possible. I just need to know my limits by taking breaks and figure out ways to work around the pain, like by using a special grip on my pencil. And people with even more severe disabilities can and do create amazing art by finding ways to work around their issues! AI "art" can be a valuable tool, and it can be fun to use, especially for those who struggle with art. But using just AI to create images doesn't make you an artist since you didn't actually put in any work. And as long as AI makers are allowed to steal art to train their models, it simply isn't ethical to use.
All of those argument made in that post are so incredibly stupid. Pretty sure art (for law purposes) is defined by the human creativity that made it. Hence why AI images can't be copyrighted in most places - there is no artist. Also art is not restricted to drawing. Music, sculpture and so many mediums to choose from. Yes, AI images are quicker to make, but they lack soul. (And I have to admit I use them as reference/inspiration sometimes, because it's easier than trying to find the subject or especially style I want on google etc, but I'd NEVER call that creating art) Also art skills are 95% practice (I believe the number was) so I hate the "I'm just not talented" argument
@@aduckofsomesortyou can practice and draw what makes you happy. not everything has to be realism or even _drawing!_ you can do whatever in art ((like sculpting lol))
@@strawberrygi_rlmy favourite style of art lately is Minecraft builds. They’re basically 3D pixel art, and the limitations can breed super creative answers.
i've literally seen armless people draw better using their FEET, than i can draw with my hands. in the old horror movie "Freaks", you can literally see a man with no arms and legs roll and light a cigarette using just his mouth.
30:42 - Ok Greek here, "apotek" has no meaning. She probably meant "apoteka" which is a word mainly used in Bosnian language and it means pharmacy. I believe it is also an oldish slang word used in greek too. "Apketa" or more like "Arketa" means "Enough!" (Adverb). If she wanted to say "I am enough" the tattoo should have said "είμαι αρκετή" or in latin "eímai arketi" if she identifies as a woman and "είμαι αρκετός" or "eímai arketos" for a man. Type: Adjective arketos(male), arketi(female), arketo(neutral), arketoi(plural) Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
@@elaineb7065 hmm then yes. I mean the play on words doesn’t work as well in the greek version but yes. It would be “Eimai ArKentos” or in greek “Είμαι ΑρΚεντός” I guess.
A really nice idea for a tattoo if you like ancient greek is “Τὰ πάντα ῥεῖ” or with latin characters “Ta Panta Rhei”. It is an ancient phrase in the philosophy of Heraclitus which translates to “everything flows” or “everything changes all the time” or “nothing stays still”. First translation is word by word and the second and third is the actual meaning behind the phrase. :)
The sun actually does look orange with smoke in the air. Source: I lived in a place with wildfires. If the sun does actually look less orange than it used to, that's probably a sign that the place they live in is less polluted than it used to be.
2:18 Yes. In the 70s and 80s we didn't have any emissions controls on cars and very little controls on factories. Travelling from Muskoka to Toronto you could see the orange dome over the city. The smog in Hollywood used to be so bad you couldn't see the sign on the hill. Everything from banning CFCs to emission controls on consumer vehicles, to carbon tax initiatives have contributed to a MASSIVE improvement in air quality throughout the USA and Canada. So, yes, we grew up breathing a toxic soup, and now that we don't the light is different. Plus... 15-20 years ago sounds like when we started Carbon Tax and Car Emission Testing, but I'd have to look it up.
Ad. the confusing measurement - have The Click never seen/used the caliper? This is the correct way to measure distance between the bolt sections (using the ears) - if this was an U-bolt used to hold antenna pole. In poster description we indeed see it is an U-bolt , and the reading shows 50mm (could be 49&something, but can't see rest of bars in picture). The poster might be thinking the edge marks the measurement (edge starts at 47mm mark), but the actual division bar is marked with big fat 0.
35:28 As a traditional artist, the point she makes about traditional art aren’t strictly wrong. Traditional Art (especially European) has a long history, it’s deeply intertwined with the church, studying the old master is to a large part viewing and analyzing religious imagery. Therefore keeping it in the modern world.(representing old institutions) In its long history there was a lot of transphobia and discrimination against women, like in most western things. I can see that in some cases (paralysis from the neck down) just dictating a prompt to a Maschine seems more disability-friendly. Yes some art material for traditional art aren’t vegan. Horse or badger hair brushes and Egg tempura techniques for example. Yes in history there was elitism in traditional art but that notion was challenged by the impressionists in the 19th century, and the internet has literally given every single person (with access to the internet) a way to learn, view and publicize Art. The notion that all of traditional art is inherently all those things is flawed, it was build on some, yes but it has largely moved past that. Were that person is completely wrong is about Ai. As far as I know some Ai image generators are paywalled.(correct me if I’m wrong) it’s only accessible by digital means = you’re to poor to afford a phone,tablet laptop or computer you’re barred from making Ai „Art“, while the basics for traditional are a pencil or pen and paper. Ai can’t be more creative because it is inherently derivative of real Artists work, it’s only imitating what it knows and what it’s told to imitate. Yes it’s faster because a Maschine is doing all the work. And no Art is inherently Anarchist, Art is anarchist if it is critical of, or argues against hierarchies and the inherent power that comes with them.
A third party tried to give me the definition of Ad Hominem to say I was attacking a person's character rather than their argument. What I had said to the person I was initially talking to was that they were not very knowledgeable of the topic, which they did not refute. 🤦♀️ The third person did not get that your knowledge base and your character are not the same thing, and that your knowledge is actually relevant to your ability to make an argument on the topic. This third person claimed that they were knowledgeable on the topic, but given that they were actively misusing a term while giving me the definition of it as if that was a gotcha moment, I do not trust that they have the comprehension skills to apply whatever knowledge they may have anyway. Having knowledge and being able to apply it to different situations are also not the same thing.
I predict that in a few years “ad hominem” will be a synonym for “insult” recognized by dictionaries. There’s not much we can do about it. Words take up new meaning because of usage, doesn’t matter if it stared as ignorant use. Unless of course we have a sudden widespread increase in education.
In fact, you can still insult someone without ad hominem. "You're stupid, therefore you're wrong" - Ad Hominem. "You're stupid. Also, you're wrong." - not Ad Hominem.
@@Aaron.Thomas No one was arguing that you need ad hominem to insult someone. But saying that someone isn't knowledgeable about a topic on its own is not an insult; that's not the same as calling someone stupid
3:25 in contested territories, do they switch which sun they get? For example, certain cities in Ukraine will get shown the Ukrainian fake sun, then get switched to the Russian fake sun when invaded? Who organizes that swap?
I was in the sauna with my best friend the other day. Me and my best friend are both cis women, but she has scars from a breast reduction surgery - she was an H-cup and went down to a C/D cup. Now saunas in The Netherlands are 1) full nudity and 2) mixed gender. Usually it's fine, we have been to many mixed saunas both in the Netherlands and other European countries, but this time there was a man who kept on staring at my friend. He never said anything, but it was super uncomfortable. We think it was because of her scars because there were plenty of good looking women there and he really only stared at her. Even when fully nude, they can't tell cis from trans, was my point.
As a physicist here, they are partly right at 9:26 you can create a model where the earth is at the centre of everything, but just remember that this doesnt mean that everything revolves around the earth. The model with earth in the centre wont be very useful in the cosmos, but it can be done. The planets and everything will still spin around the sun, but the sun will also spin around earth since we make earth static. Its a far cry from the geocentric system in medival times, but not incorrect (still pretty stupid though)
Funfact, someone calculated how many cans of spaghetti-os it would take to spell out the whole LOTR trilogy, how many of each letter you would have left over, and more. Or someone spent 7 years remaking middle earth in minecraft. LOTR fans are crazy and i love them
You could tell that Click's faith in humanity shrunk 6x when he, a former teacher, saw someone argue about math that you learn in the first 6 school years
hey, i was born and raised and even still live in rural england. so rural we dont show up on maps of the area unless its a map of my specific district. the 'sun is fake' lady is completely insane. the sun is the same colour as always, a yellowish orange as proven by my childhood pencil case.
Also I want to add that statistically proven, pollution has in fact massively decreased in the past few decades even in rural England. And even still, pollution isn't the cause for her sun color mismatch. It's derangement or something probably
6:10 hi, metrologist here, so knowing how to measure anything is my job. Although I am not a native English speaker so I will refer to the picture as measuring tool. the picture shows a perfect reading of 50mm. The measuring tool is close to well installed (if you wanted it to be perfect you should only have the angled touching the points in between which you measure and not the parts of rectangular section) You see the zero doesn't start at the tip of the measuring tool because it is not used like a basic ruler. The little 0 in the right is what you use for your "big" reading, you pick the graduation on the great axis that is is on or just after (if it is between 49 and 50 you pick 49) Once that is done the resolution of your measurement can be improved by checking which of the graduation on the small axis is best alligned with any on the big axis. In this picture, although the reading wasn't done by aligning the camera with the reading to supress paralaxe error, the small zero seems to PERFECTLY stand on the 50,0mm reading. So they used the correct tool, in a good enough way for their application, with a reading conform to their demands, and claimed the opposite. Their error seems to lie in the way they read the indication by not using the 0 but the "foot" of the moving part. For you common reader I would say to expand the moral of the story : read your user manuals before using anything or claiming you know how to use anything.
TLDR: The zero on the right lines up with the 5 on the mail tool body. Conclusion, the tool measure exactly 50mm/5cm and the tool user doesn't know how to use calipers.
Click when you said that your first word was duck I just imagined a baby saying "ankan" (which if my swedish is right is duck/the duck in swedish) and that was so cute. Thankyou for that image
As a gen Xer, we may have bloodshot eyes, but we never got the rose colored glasses. And we used yellow. I used gold because I hate yellow. But orange? It better be sunrise or sunset.
I think the calculator problem of "50 + 50 * 2" comes from that in the olden days calculators calculated on operation at a time, so it was first 50 + 50 = 100 and then 100 * 2 = 200. Nowadays the calculators take in the whole equation at once and get the correct value.
If you enter that equation in Python it will give you 200 because it reads the equation right to left. To get the correct answer, you would have to use parentheses.
One "tricky" math question like the apple one is: there are five crows sitting on a fence. You shoot one. How many are left? And the answer is none, because they all flew away to the sound of the bullet.
@@feuerling now I feel bad for writing it as if "I" shot. It's a stupid math problem anyway. And I think the first time I heard it the birds weren't crows specifically, I just went with them because there were crows in one of the posts Click read.
45:36 LOL RoTFL those people who can't tell they are being pranked are outing themselves as dummies who have no idea that people can prank people on the internet. Be like the penguins and don't care one way or the other how the other penguin plays unless it actively hurts them.
For the whole days of the month thing, I always remember the little jingle. "30 days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31, except for February who has 28." and then you just gotta remember that February can sometimes be a leap year lol
30 days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest hath 31, Except for February alone, Which hath 28 days, clear, And 29 in each Leap Year.
When I was growing up, Emily’s First 100 Days did this version! “Thirty days have September, April, June, and November-all the rest have 31, except February-now we’re done!”
“More creative” is such a wild argument for AI because it’s already failing bc the pool is limited to what they put in, since it cannot create from nothing.
I mean you CAN use a geocentric model of our solar system. The reason why generally speaking a heliocentric model is used is because in that every orbit is a nice cone-intersect which can be mapped out relatively simple. In a geocentric model those same orbits seem chaotic and bizzare. I mean you CAN use it if you want to, but it makes computing stuff REALLY hard
Theoretically, you could use anything as the center of the solar system. Like, oh, this clipboard is now my reference point for the movement of the planets. It just makes more sense to use a heliocentric model for the solar system because the sun is pretty damn big
Only in the Ptolemaic geocentric model (which the one the idiots believe as true, with everything orbiting around Earth). In the geocentric model of Tycho Brahe, which was in competition with the heliocentric model of Copernicus for a time, the Sun and the Moon orbit Earth and everything else orbit the Sun. It is technically what is observed in a Earth referential. It is Tycho Brahe's disciple, calculator and employee Johannes Kepler who demonstrated the veracity of Copernicus' heliocentric model and discovered the 3 laws of planetary motion that are named after him.
@@jugatsumikka the center of the solar system isn’t technically the sun. It’s a common point (barycenter) which all the bodies, including the Sun, orbit around. It’s just that the barycenter of the solar system happens to lie within the Sun, because it’s so damn big.
You can do that if you are _only_ concerned about the bodies in our solar system (and want to make life hard for yourself for no reason). However, the geocentric model actually directly conflicts with observed evidence about the larger universe (seasonal parallax and redshift of distant stars and galaxies), which pretty much proves that the earth is moving in an orbit not just relative to the sun, but relative to _the entire rest of the observable universe_ too. The geocentric model just cannot reasonably explain those observations, and is therefore actually objectively wrong (even within a relativistic context).
@@foogod4237 please provide a source for this observed evidence. As far as I am aware, using earth as the reference point for the movement of even distant celestial bodies is perfectly valid, as the universe is expanding equally everywhere.
Here in argentina is that you can't be president more than 2 times consecutives, basically, you can be elected, then reelected, and after other president, you can run for president again and then be reelected (O course nobody had that many runs for president, maybe Juan Domingo Peron, but he got his second presidency interrupted by a dictatorship)
46:10 sigh, an 18 year old dating a minor is wrong at many levels. Me ( 47 ) being engaged to my partner of 53 is perfectly okay. We are both adults and within the age of consent.
The calculator thing always reminds me of my college physics professor that would give us the equations with every test because “you can just google it.” The test was mostly about if we knew which equation to use in which situation. Was so nice not having to memorize the equations like it was in my high school physics class.
We have something similar in most physical chemistry exams. We can bring all our notes or at least one DIN A4 sheet of paper with us, because “if your notes are good enough organized to find things fast in the exam, they’re good enough, that you find things in real life”.
Thats why there's an eclipse every few years, so the scienticst can change the Sun's bulb
The eclipse lasts 2 seconds so they must work fast as frick.
@@AIHumanEqualitythey change the other bulb and then move them both to the side, then they have the whole time it will take that bulb to die to replace the other one and move them back to the original position on the next eclipse. Haven't you learned that in conspicrazy school? 😂
Maybe They pause time? 🤔@@AIHumanEquality
Okay you made me snort laugh you win
Every eclipse path repeats every 18 years but rotate the earth 120 degrees.
I'm a man, and my pelvis suddenly disappeared. Please send help. 911 keeps laughing over the phone.
Bark laughed, thank you 😂
@@jazzycakes6294who is bark and why is he laughing
@@NotNochosno bark Noonan of course
It will come back when it gets hungry
No
As a German kid, I'm baffled that anyone would call the sun either orange or white. YELLOW is the color you use when drawing the sun , goddamn! 🤣
The sun is green
@@Wolfie54545 Are you kidding me? Its obviously purple, are you blind?
I'm baffled a child would draw the sun in a colour other than yellow (assuming it's not a fantasy image, but represent the real world). It also needs those crooked thin rays and to pteferably be in the corner
@@alex_runarinhe is correct in saying that the most common wavelength the sun emits is green... But it's still white.
@@trillionbones89 I know that, I was joking. I know the sun isn't purple
16:40 Wait, it makes more sense that way. An alpha male is buggy, unstable, and not ready to be released to the public until it's updated to a more reliable beta.
This explains SO much
Alpha males are what happens when men stay in Early Access overdue
“I call him Alpha Monty, but not in the leader of the pack way. More like the development of his brain kinda way.”
I tried my best, but I don’t remember the quote that well.
@@Dressup_Doll spiff reference?????????
who gives a shit about alpha male tiktokers, show me some release male tiktokers
"We can always tell" = they definitely can never tell..
the amount of times people on tweeter assume im a trans woman bc my pfp is kylie minogue is so goddamn funny. tHeY CaN ALwAys TeLL
@@SlyHikari03 "If we just ignore every time we're wrong (almost all of them), we're always right! Y'know what they say, if you don't see it it doesn't happen!"
Frrr they always get it wrong, so confidently too-
@@DONOTLetHerCookhey, that’s how I live my life!
Yeah someone thought I was trans bc I am a woman with short hair 😂
Before you've read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein was the monster."
When you read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein was the _doctor_ ."
After you read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein _was_ the monster."
. . .yeah . . .also he was never a doctor, he was a college drop out
After some further reflection: "Frankenstein was the doctor's surname, and he created the monster, so wouldn't the monster also be Frankenstein?"
@@SingingSealRiana Yeah, No, but also Yeah, he dropped out of college to make a college project
@@Gormathius Yeah, it's his "son" after all
It’s largely about the cycle of abuse and the cycle of revenge.
They’re both monsters. The creation is the only victim of the two, but he does become a monster due to abuse and rejection by society for who he is.
I don’t like the book, because I don’t like the writing. It’s an interesting twist on the golem myth (she did not create the “create something that turns against you” narrative. She copied that legend, named Victor FRANKENSTEIN, and then claimed to have come up with out out of whole cloth… There’s some term for that… cultural something).
I just think it’s droning and Victor’s whinging gets so old so fast.
I think the worse part about the (wrong) take that "if you're attracted to Jenna Ortega, a woman in her 20s, you are a pedophile because she looks like a child" is the implication that dating a child would be okay as long as said child looked mature.
Well, technically "attracted to" and "dating" are not the same thing at all... It does imply that being _attracted_ to someone who is a child does not make you a pedophile if the child actually looks like a sexually mature person (they do not look like a child). But that is also actually technically true, according to the actual definition of "pedophile" (but then almost everybody uses the term wrong all the time anyway, so...)
I'm not defending the post (because if nothing else I don't think she really looks that much like a child, so the whole point is kinda baseless), but your conclusion also does not actually follow from what they said, either.
@@foogod4237I might be confused by this post but a pedophile is someone attracted to kids. So if they don’t know the age and the child is dressed like a 20 year old and look alike one then okay, BUT once they are informed of the age then that should change cause you should now see them in the context that they are a freaking child. So I think once you know someone’s age you shouldn’t be attracted to them even if they dress adultish but you know they are 12. Knowing their age should change how you feel if not I think that makes you a pedophile. Talking about strictly young kids. Not almost adult kids. Where a 17 year old can look like a 20 year old. However a 12 year old even dressed up, once you know their age that should immediately turn the person off.
@@foogod4237I also don’t think Jenna looks like a kid either
@@stellamariss3335 a pedophile is technically a person who is attracted to someone who LOOKS young it doesn't actually mean you are attracted to kids for their age
I SIMPLY GAVE YOU A MORE SPECIFIC DEFINITION I DO NOT CONDONE BEING ATTRACTED TO MINORS IN LOOKS OR AGE
@@Ran-chan_loverno you're changing definition. pedophiles are people who are attracted to MINORS. looks and everything else don't matter. they don't care about looks. they care about vulnerability they could exploit.
one time when I was at the store with my grandma (the cool grandma) a lady saw my trans pin and went “I’ll pray you get your senses straight.” And my grandma heard and said to her “I’ll pray at your funeral if you say that to my grandchild again.”
DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST THREATEN A WOMAN!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!!?!?????!?! THE TRANS MOB IS ERASING US...........
Grandma's savage lmaooo
Can... Can I share your cool Grandma? I have none of my own left...
Your grandma is so cool holy wow
Ally Grandparents are some of the most powerful allies alive and I will not take criticism on this opinion because I am Correct
The fact that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays with his daughter and doesn't have a problem with her putting makeup on him is what makes him a real adult dad. Not a toxic dimwit. A friend has two young daughters and he lets them put nail polish on him every weekend. And doesn't worry about taking it off right away for work on Monday. He's a good dad.
Mr. Johnson based? Imma say based.
@@s.p.d.magentaranger1822 basedd🎉🎉🎉
Exactly! My dad used to let me and my sisters paint his nails all the time, and he would go to work wearing it without a problem. NOBODY judged him, people make it a much bigger deal than it needs to be. Sometimes making your kids happy is just that simple
I’m so sorry to tell you guys this but, he’s voting republican, and not just any republican, he’s voting Trump.
@@quirkytomatoboy6136okay sounds like a win to me 😂
Better than Biden
I love how many people "prove" things with "elementary school science/math", but then also get that exact same elementary school science/math wrong
There so bad they can’t even do that
Elon Musk?
You mean much like Mark doesn't know what the Theory of Relativity says?
"according to elementary school math the earth orbits around my ass, source: some kid in the playground"
@@rangda_prime what percent of adults do you think know exactly what the theory of relativity states?
Remember everyone, as long as you don’t publicly say STUPID DODO like this, you are always gonna do fine
It's more entertaining when they do though.
@@AIHumanEqualityfr, live content
Yeah fr, dodos weren't even particularly stupid, their eggs were just eaten by rats until they went extinct smh 😔
@@FeeshUnofficialand they couldnt fly so the europeans killed them all to eat super easy
@@FeeshUnofficialJUSTICE FOR MY MAN THE DODO✊
Plot twist, the "no men have pelvises" guy has been stalked by a male pelvis harvester that steals all the naturally unalived men's pelvises in his life to mess with him.
Florida man arrested after stealing pelvises from male cadavers
This could either be the plot to a hilarious comedy or a psychological horror movie
@@twilight_potato why not both lol
Is there a book about that? It sounds like a good psychological horror novel or movie
I know this is just satire, but hell, I WANT to watch that movie ! Babe, prepare the pop corn !
That lady is wrong about the sun. It wasn't replaced by scientists. It was replaced by engineers. Scientists couldn't do a hardware replacement, even with IKEA instructions.
You're right but frick you for saying it xD
Ah Yeah, the scientist make the parameters of the replacement, the engineers make the instructions, and the lowly technician follows the instructions to the letter
They called down to tech support when they couldn’t boot the control system.
They told them it was a BSK error and had to go up and flip the switch.
That is hilariously true XD
As a scientist, I can attest to this. I am beholden to thevtech gods 🙏
2:25 "The fake LED sun we see now is blinding to look at [whereas] the original sun wasn't" well, if they spent their childhood staring straight into the sun, that would explain why their eyes see it differently now...
its orange in space, but its *white* from the sky
Your color vision does change over time due to accumulation of damage and you lose a lot of reds
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@@Mattthetutel I think it's more the opposite, the sun is mostly white in space but is yellow ish in the atmosphere.
The sun is yellow compared to other stars, but from a human perspective it's effectively a yellowy white, in the atmosphere other colours tend to get scattered/absorbed by the atmosphere so it looks yellower
@@iainwmacintosh ah i see, thats very interesting
As someone who was raped when I was 4: I hate people who go "even if you're Jenny Ortega's age, dating her makes you a pedo". No. That's not how this works. And it's insulting to actual survivors to say that two consenting adults dating is the same thing as an assault that caused internal bleeding in me and necessitated reconstructive surgery.
I absolutely hate that this happened to you and I hope you've gotten the care and therapy you need to help you have happiness in your life and some kind of peace in your soul. As for the one who did it....I'm a pagan but it's things like this that make me believe in Hell, just so there's someplace they can be punished for what they've done.
Yeah, these are *newsworthy* degrees of idiot.
There's literally millions of times more people who'd go to prison to protect a 4-year-old from a kidnapper, than who have this dumb take.
As someone who was orally raped, and molested as a 3 year old… I understand the feeling. I see it all the time in media and yeah, it’s fucking insulting.
@@ravenartistofficial 3 and 4 is crazy. People are messed up in this world.
I am sincerely to sorry to see this happened to you two. I hope justice was served.
The “infinite monkeys on infinite keyboards for an infinite amount of time” thing is kinda funny, because it only took about 300,000 years and zero typewriters to get to the human ape named “Shakespeare” who got it done.
Autism and ADHD leads to dying your hair "unnatural" colours, not the other way around. When we stop caring about fitting in, we do the things that make us happy.
"I just think it's neat" - me, autistic
I can confirm, I have been thinking of dyeing the edges of my haircut
can confirm, once I stop caring I wanna buy more pastel clothes, get a few tattoos, and get ear piercings
In the case of ADHDers our impulsivity makes us do those things. At least sometimes. I have several bottles of temporary dye (made for in between salon appointments) just because I’m to indecisive to pick a color.
If I hadn't gone bald by 18, I would definitely dye my hair.
"The sun used to be orange"... 😂😂
"LED sun"!! 😂😂
"Every country has their own sun" 😂😂
It definitely escalated quickly.. 🌻😄🌞
LED sun over paradise
Edit: How did I manage to get almost 50 likes with an outdated reference to a game on the PS3?
@@darkbluemoon211The eclipse was "them" changing the light bulb of the North American sun.. 😂
Used to be orange, is blindingly bright now... I think they might live somewhere that had pretty bad air pollution when they were a kid and I'm guessing that the sudden change in the sun coincides with a local factory or refinery shutting down
@@Eric-md3mpMaybe, or maybe they just said something stupid and then doubled, tripled down on it.. 🤭
I used yellow crayons so what does that mean in their logic
Then... does that mean Elvis Presley is a woman?
People called him Elvis the Pelvis because his dance style consists his pelvis movements.
Elvis was part of a woman CONFIRMED
Obviously Elvis will never be a real man. We can always tell.
Pelvis Presley
No, he had a man's hip bone. Because the hip bone is gendered. There are countless differences between men and women. So the more you know 😊
@@tracyfahrenheit97 elvis the pelvis was short for elvis the man's hip bone.
I like to explain the infinity thing this way.
"Given infinite time, anything that can happen-will happen, no matter how small the probability."
Moreover, it will happen an infinite number of times. Because that's just how big infinity is.
I always say, if something is humanly possible, some human actually does it.
law of large numbers, my favorite!!
Click's first word being "Duck" is both adorable and incredibly fitting.
"Duck!"
Aww, how cute!
"Duck you!"
Wait a minute...
it probably wouldn't have been the english word duck, in Swedish it is anka or and (not the english and)
One of my first sentences was “NO, ducks-MY lunch!”
We were in a park & my sandwich was in peril 😅
My first words were "bubble duckies" because my mom had a pair of pajamas that had both on them!
@@alisaurus4224Gotta protect those sandwiches!
100% agree with the title, Markiplier is the only woman I need
Not sure who colors the sun orange when NOT drawing a sunset. I clearly remember using the brightest yellow i could find to color it.
And I remember being a little kid and looking at the sun, only managing to do it for less than a second and only not frying my sight because it was relatively early and it still was a little before midways to its zenith. And despite knowing it was white and circular from that very brief interaction, I still used the only yellow crayon in the box to draw it and gave it rays.
Yeay, the yellowest yellow I could find!
But I kept drawing 2 suns each time. I don't know why, but I consistently did this for YEARS. x)
@@grenade8572 duh, clearly it's because the scientists had forgotten to remove the old sun when they were replacing it for a newer version.
My only guess is that air pollution was terrible where they grew up.
Yea same, I was so confused by that
44:16 I think a better quote would be "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." would be such a better quote, cuz it was said by Mewtwo, and Mewtwo is awesome
The one thinking the number of women dying their hair is "ALARMING!" is a real contender for most boring person on the planet. It's such a boring thing to panic about presented in the most boring way possible. Only an exceptionally boring person with an exceptionally boring life could be alarmed by such a boring non-issue.
AND meanwhile skin bleaching, which is actually harmful, still thrives there but it’s the hair she’s bothered about…
They probably boringly wake up on a boring bed, boringly brush their boring teeth with boring toothpaste, boringly read the boring news, drive boringly to their boring work in their boring car, and after work, have a boring evening. BORING.
There are a lot of people with coloured hair that ruined having coloured hair.
@@maxirgendwas6079that's like saying "this person made a bad movie so nobody can make good movies anymore"
That's an incredibly dumb thing to say lmao
A good percentage of women in the country have routinely died their hair for almost a hundred years. I actually don't think there has been an increase in the number in recent years, the only real difference is they can now choose from more colors. So you are right, they are not actually upset at women dying their hair just that they are dying it interesting colors instead of boring ones like blonde.
Fun fact: if the sun was replaced by LEDs, rainbows wouldnt exist because LEDs do not produce a broad spectrum of light; you'd just see a band of red, green, and blue.
There are LEDs for pretty much all wave lenghts. Full spectrum LED bulbs are pretty cheap.
Thanks for the info!
Can’t forget UV light!
Rainbows are fake! Checkmate sun-believers!
so what you are saying is that they replaced the rainbows :-0
The response to the argument about Jesus not using pronouns was actually that the first thing he said was "I am HE", "he" is a pronoun and even people who have a male gender orientation say "my pronouns are he/him", which is the sane thing worded differently, making it extra funny.
So is "I". "I" is a pronoun as well. Literally the first word is a pronoun. And 2 of the 3 words in that sentence is a pronoun.
Today I learned Jesus is gay. Don't tell the haters 😂
@@taylorjade6918 I mean this quote just proves he identifies as male, not his orientation, but then again the lad hung around with twelve dudes and occasionally hookers so you can definitely read him as gay.
Also, something I made up to be mad about (but based on things I have seen people say):
Them: “Gd is clearly a man! It says “He”!”
Me: “There’s no neutral pronouns in Biblical Hebrew, even for groups, and women couldn’t be in charge of things when it was written.”
Then there’s the fact that traditional Judaism (thousands of years!) says that the aspect of Gd that is presence that is on earth is feminine. So anything that Gd has done in your life was done by the feminine aspect of a formless, nonbinary Entity (which is arguably a literal translation of Gd’s name. Yes. Gd has a name. So few people know that… and then act like authorities on the bible.
I though 'He' was literally his name rather than a pronoun
As a Greek person, the tattoo the nurse got isn't even a real word in Greek,, on top of that, "apketo" (αρκετό) means "enough" in an "it" way, what they both wanted to get (assuming they're female) would be "ime arketi" (είμαι αρκετή) which means "I am enough [if op is a male then they'd get "ime arketos" (είμαι αρκετός) tattood which means the same thing but it's for males]
So it just says "that's enough" lol?
33:51 I feel so sorry for that child. Either she's going to grow up taught to be a bigot by her parents and will never escape that, or she's going to grow up and at some point find out that her parents, instead of trying to teach her 'mama' and 'dada', coaxed her into saying a horrible racist slur as her first word just so they could further their image as horrible racists.
I like to say “I didn’t find out my dad was racist until I was 35, because he was such a bad father he didn’t even have the decency to try to instil his shitty values.”
That woman is setting her kid up for failure, she’s using her kid as a weapon against ‘the libs’ instead of actually treating them like her child, and that never ends well
43:36 one of my favorite old photos of my dad shows him decked out in plastic jewelry and a tiara that one of my sisters had him wear. Playing with your kids is the mark of a good dad, and being a good dad is extremely manly
Right?!?! And these are the same people that insist that the only way you can "succeed" in life is by having children, the same people that judge a woman's worth by how many kids she has or is capable of having. Make it make sense!
The 'hair dye harming your body' conspiracy is a thing in Australia! My partner has a disabling auto-immune disease similar to MS but the cause is not known. Oh sorry...I mean it is because she dyes her hair and wears make-up as more than a few randoms and family members have suggested...
So, since I used to color my hair in the 80s, clearly it must also apply to me. 😮 I will never understand
Think they are mixing up the issue with hair dye. Becoming alergic to hair dye with what her issues are.
Ah yes, the famously permeable skull.
It was a popular belief in Hungary in the eighties (when my mom was a young adult), that every cell of the mother's body is connected to the baby so if you dye your hair while you are pregnant or breastfeeding, your child will be mentally disabled.
as someone with an autoimmune condition...just no omg
19:59 Reminds me of something a friend once told me:
1 + 1 = 1
Because if you have two piles of sand and add them, you get one big pile of sand.
The difference is my friend was making a joke.
1 / 2 = 1 because if you fill in half a hole, you still have one hole.
2 + 2 = 1
Because if you have two piles of sand and you merge them all together, you get one big pile of sand.
So that means 1 + 1 = *1*
I like the realization that an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters will immediately type the complete works of Shakespeare. They will also type a version of Romeo and Juliet where Romeo runs off with Mercutio and starts an antique shop. And it will be better than the original at least once
Okay I'm fully in support of Romeo running off with Mercutio and starting an antique shop
It will be better than the original an infinite amount of times. Inifinity
Markiplier, MatPat, Anthony Padilla and Ryan Bergara are the Four Horsemen of the Transvestipocalypse
I also saw someone say that shlatt is a woman because he doesn't have an Adams apple (he does it just wasn't visible in the photo)
@@monikaddlc6474Jschlatt is one of the most masculine people that have ever been a TH-camr
@@monikaddlc6474 Omg yeah I forgot his name while typing my comment lol
@@dustorm5012to be fair, pre sideburns he was kind of a (now self-described) twink
@@FeeshUnofficial oh my god you weren't lying when you said that 😩
17:39 In case you didn't know this yet; all humans have pelvises, unless they have a birth defect. It's kind of necessary to have _legs!_
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No, no, no. Men just have pure muscle because they're so alpha they defy biology and physics.
I wonder if that person thinks every single skeleton found and seen is female... even the dinosaurs. Do they know what a pelvis is, really? Have they ever held a man (or themselves, if they are one) by the hips? Have they not heard of men getting hip joint replacements? You kinda need a pelvis for that. I'm so concerned for that person's education.
@@iclynnx Lack of, you mean...
XD
@@Ramsey276one True, lack of education. If they have access to a phone or computer, they could look things up, they don't even have the excuse of being poor or something and having been unable to learn anything. Also, being so sure they're correct... Since I don't know much about math due to me just getting started with learning it (no, I'm not a kid, just missed some years of school), I don't dare make a math statement like I actually know it, I can admit, "hey, I don't know much about this subject. I think this, but maybe I'm wrong".
I think the funniest response I've seen to the "infinite monkeys coming up with the works of Shakespeare" adage is "This is true. One monkey in the 15th century named William came up with the collected works of Shakespeare." Because, ya know, humans are monkeys.
I might be talking out my ass but was William Shakespeare even a known single person? I swear I read somewhere that it was possible he wasn't even a guy named William Shakespeare at all, or even mightve been a couple of people that formed a collection of stories 😭
Though like I said it might've been misinformation I have literally not the slightest clue for all I know I could be referencing a fever dream rn 💀
@@scp-phenomenon014 I know there's been some discussion among scholars of literature about the subject. Not that Shakespeare didn't exist, but that some or many of the works attributed to him were actually written by Christopher Marlowe. Which to me doesn't seem all that logical. I'd buy him stealing one or two play ideas from Marlowe, maybe even a full script, but Marlowe never accused Shakespeare of it. So at best, Marlowe might have given Shakespeare some ideas or sold him a couple of scripts or even been a writing partner. Marlowe was influential enough of a playwright at the time that he could have shut Shakespeare down if ol' Will had actually ripped him off.
One little correction, we aren't monkeys but apes
@scp-phenomenon014 There is no real evidence that Shakespeare didn’t wrote the works of Shakespeare. We know that he was s documented real person. For example we have his baptismal records. We can trace him from his marriage to Anne Hathaway and into the bustling streets of London. We know what theater troop he wrote for, and how his career progressed. In fact we know actually an impressive amount of stuff about this one guy who wasn’t royal and lived in the 16th century. True we loose a few years where he actually did the traveling to London, but there is certainly enough evidence that theWilliam Shakespeare that grew up around Stratford upon Avon and the Willian Shakespeare that popped up in London to become the famous playwright is the same person. The fact that He retired back to Stratford, and of course his will which left things to both his documented children from Stratford and members of his theater troop tie things together nicely. And while I suppose it’s possible that someone ghost wrote Shakespeare’s play for him, there is no good reason offered up as to why anyone would do that. Chances are that Shakespeare actually wrote Shakespeare.
34:38
TW: P3DO file
Full explanation on why this is dangerous.
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I watched a full video on this problematic mentality regarding p3dophilia. The big issue with saying that you can’t be attracted to adults that look young for their age, is that you are creating a mentality in which actual p3dophilia can be “justified” through the idea of the adult looking young for their age or the child looking older. P3dophiles already use an excuse that surprisingly similar to this one. You may have heard it before. “She/he is surprisingly mature for her/his age.”
Trigger warning
"Do you feel older or younger than your age?"
"You're so mature for your age"
These will always make me sick. Whenever I hear them it hits me like a sack of bricks, cause usually I completely forget I've ever heard them until somebody reminds me accidentally.
My first word, according to my family, was an attempt to say "Darkwing Duck" because my mother had episodes on tape that she ran all the time. I am forever amused by the idea of baby me going "... Da... Da..." before saying "DARKWING!" in baby babble.
My youngest brother's first word was my name because his father, who was my mother's abusive ex boyfriend, hated me for being a difficult child ((As it turns out, I was autistic all along! Imagine that!)), so he'd scream at me all the time, and my name was said a lot.
My mother's ex caused a lot a damage to me as a 7 year old that I'm still trying to work through, but I think the absolute best advantage I will ever have over him is that his son's, my brother's, first words uttered out of his mouth was MY name. I win, old man.
my brother's first word was water for some reason (unrelated buy you may find it funny)
My youngest brother’s first word was “boom.” He was talking about balloon.
im so sorry that happened to you, but that is very funny that your brothers first words were your name lol :]
My first word was no.
My nephew’s first word was my deadname, because I practically raised that boy.
I miss him.
His mom is a TERF.
I once had a test with a question like “there’s a population in an area and a portion of it Emigrates. Does the population grow, shrink, or stay the same?” I answered that it shrinks but when I got my test back it was marked wrong! I asked my teacher and he said the question was of course talking about the population of the area that the portion immigrates to. Y’know, the one that wasn’t even mentioned in the question!!! It’s been years and I’m still so mad
If that was indeed the word that he used, then your teacher needs to consult a dictionary.
"immigrate" = come into a country or region from somewhere else
"emigrate" = leave a country or region to go somewhere else
(The word "emigrate" does not even say that they all go to the same place. They may have all emigrated to many different places.)
He was an awful biology teacher and constantly contradicted his own lessons. Somehow though he still managed to become the head of the science department
Grammar teacher here. "Around" is a preposition, but the whole construction, "hanging around" is called a phrasal verb.
THEY WERE ALL CONFIDENTLY INCORRECT!
I saw that Markiplier themed post and it’s honestly iconic. Also, I heard the transvestigators called JKR (their leader) a man.
JKR???
That's... Rowling?!
FOR REAL?!
JKR becoming a target for the transvestigators isn't all that surprising. When you make a storm of hatred and suspicion, some of it will splash back onto you.
@@Ramsey276one Yup, they did!
@@saros_system but...
[WORDS NOT FOUND]
I...
Fruit Loops Wheelchair
*TO CAN DISABLED!*
Considering some of her comments and choices of pen name, I could believe an argument that JKR is a trans man in deep self hating denial. But speculation on that kind of topic is dumb, hence... her current fanbase.
Doctor: **starts chemo**
Cancer: “Not if I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE”
Doctor: **destroys cancer**
Cancer: “I knew I should have gotten the Turbo”
Honestly, "turbo cancer" sounds like the only disease that Max Power (from the Simpsons) would get.
Thousands of percent?! It would require people to have SO MANY TYPES OF CANCER AT ONCE at a certain percentage, but I don’t know how much.
Well, I SUCK at math, so roast me if I’m wrong, so other people who think this get corrected. 😊
Speaking as an Aussie gen X, the sun and moon both turn orange or even red in a bad bushfire year. I wouldn't be surprised if other sources of air pollution - remember acid rain? - had a similar effect on the perceived colour of the sun in other parts of the world.
Good observation!
how are these people even looking at the sun colour withoit being blinded
21:00 - Reminds me of the video of the kid with 3 dogs. The mom asks "If somebody took one of your dogs, how many would you have left?"
The kid answers 3. The mom responds "No, honey. If you have 3 dogs and somebody took one of your dogs how many would you have left."
The kid doesn't hesitate to say "3 and a body."
Based
No, Timmy. That's not right.
It's called a "corpse".
He knows how it's done.
At my school we have the same joke going around but instead of dogs it’s cookies. Shows how *ruthless* little demons can be lol
hah my answer would be "3 dogs and some new fertilizer for my garden"
23:30 The quote is even better than that. Jesus introduced himself by saying "I am he."
"Why is this a hill you choose to die on? There wasn't even a hill there to begin with! You're like, literally as we speak, digging up a little stupid hill just so you can go and die on it! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"
That might go down in history as my favorite Click reaction XD I gotta use that at some point!
I was on that part of the video when I read this
15:31
XD
Digging his own grave and standing on the mound.
Same lmao … reminded me of a previous comment I read on another video… it said idk why you’re dying on that hill but at least you’ll be dead
5:57 This is actually a proper use of callipers (note how the offset of the start from zero that you mention is made up exactly on the right hand side, since you do read the number from the start of the sliding bit). The problem is that you measure from the 0 line on the sliding part to get your whole number part, then find the mark on the sliding part which is most aligned with the marks on the stationary part to find your decimal component. The 0 lines up perfectly here, so it's 50.0mm. Weird that you never had to use them.
I had to scroll so long for this comment. Thank youu
Biology class really does fail sometimes. I've had to explain to an afab friend of mine, that you do not pee outta the same hole that children crawl out of and that you'll b able to pee just fine after the hysterectomy. Sometimes the state of the world worries me a bit. But at least I could educate a friend
Pee is stored in the balls.
They didn't happen to grow up in Texas, did they?
@@John_Weiss No, but they were a GOP congressman.
The puritans don't want people to know about sex other than "don't have it"
See, I'm forgiving of people who call the whole area the v@gina, as long as they can clarify they understand there are multiple holes involved. Not technically correct, but understandable since I'm not aware of a term that technically refers to the whole structure.
But surely someone WHO HAS ONE should realize there are different parts??
maybe the real woman was the friends we made along the way
me like this
My girlfriend
Yep
Feels right
"They hung a different sun in every country" tell me you never crossed the border without telling me you never crossed the border. Although if it is satire it is genious.
I mean, they're probably American, so they might not even have crossed the _state_ border in their life.
@@rolfs2165they literally say they lived in rural England their whole life in their post?
@@e.blessssssingg Well, I guess they never got off their island then. 🤷
What happens with the Belgian part of a Dutch town? No seriously, there is a Belgian enclave within the Netherlands, and the borders are so horrendous, it looks like the guy who drew them had a stroke.
its true, while i was flying to greece everytime we flew over a country it went from green to neon pink,greece was like the colour 7
36:38
Dude I know someone that doesn’t have arms and draws with her feet- she is an INCREDIBLE artist.
Art finds a way dude.
Honestly, AI is as bad as tracing in some cases. That or so sloppy it’s just a mockery on the years-decades of practice artists put into their work.
Anyways, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Honestly, I would give someone more credit for tracing. 😑
Scummy take. Using the example of the rare skilled foot artist to shame all handless artists is not the win you think it is. This is the same as telling blind people they should be acting like daredevil. Don't do this. You are the problem. AI art is doing a lot to improve the art community, and one of those accidental ways is causing the bad parts of the community to identify themselves. Please be a better person.
@@TailsClock I was not at all using this as commentary to all people without hands? Just an example of someone who still makes actual art in a way they’ve learned how to. For her though, she was born with the condition and has spent her whole life learning to make art one way- so for those who may have lost their arms due to an accident or illness, my condolences. I still don’t think there’s an excuse to use AI as your own, because it simply doesn’t belong to a person. It’s like writing an essay and putting in AI generated text as your own- that’s literally considered plagiarism. It should be the same for art. I don’t really understand your connection with a blind person and daredevil (maybe a lack of knowing a reference). If it’s just the general slang though, I again don’t see how that really correlates as art isn’t a life-threatening situation (it shouldn’t be, anyway). Anyways, all that being said; I find it scummy to want to justify theft for people who- no matter their circumstances- work for years to develop a talent to have it put aside for machinery.
That whole post was probably AI generated including the text lol
@@contra1124 Eh, it wasn’t just one post, it’s a whole account. I didn’t know that she drew with her feet until a video (if I remember right). If it is AI? Well god fucking dammit.
8:27 NO! He wasn't even the first European to go to the Americas! The first European to step foot in the Americas was a Viking named Leif Erikson.
Also, I'm pretty sure the people already living there 'discovered' it first lol
Hell Columbus didn't even set foot in the US
@@jayharv285 Untrue. It didn't actually happen until his third voyage, but he did eventually make it all the way to the continent of South America.
From Wikipedia:
"On 5 August [1498], Columbus sent several small boats ashore on the southern side of the Paria Peninsula in what is now Venezuela, near the mouth of the Orinoco river. This was the first recorded landing of Europeans on the mainland of South America."
(And on his fourth voyage, he actually spent two months exploring the coasts of (what would become) Honduras, Nicaragua, and Costa Rica, and even established a garrison in Panama.)
He also never stepped foot in the continental US
@@foogod4237 we mean North America. Sorry should have specified
"anyone with a pelvis can be a woman"
that means there's still hope for me! 🏳️⚧️
The mathematician in me is interpreting this statement as such:
P = pelvis
W = woman
Any P can also be W
P u W is true
What they didn’t stated is that there is an overlap between pelvis and woman, but not if one is implied by the other. Therefore, you can have a pelvis and not be a woman, have a pelvis and be a woman, and not have a pelvis and be a woman!
I made you read all that nonsense to tell you that you can be a woman - pelvis or not - if you want to be.
You go girl! :D
Men and women have gendered hip bones. So noooooo
@tracyfahrenheit97 do you play bass
@@codexstudios no. Guitar and piano. Haven't mastered bass or drums yet.
"they're iN MY A- sorry 🙂"
it's like stopping an unwanted thought dead in it's tracks, but out loud
the 🙂 as well
That AI art person literally called me transphobic and ableist ; a non-binary disabled artist, because I told them they don’t understand what Dadaism is and AI is a slap in the face to the movement.
As someone that was forced to learn about dadaism in college, I'd like to ask you to google it. Dadaism was a response to elitists saying "That's not REAL art". Which makes AI art the most dada thing ever. Not to mention the results generated can accidentally look legitimately like it came right from a dada gallery. I'm not saying you're transphobic and ableist, (Though you might be. Being the thing doesn't make it impossible to hate the thing) but you are confidently wrong. Also you make it sound like dadaism is still an active movement when it's not. But thanks to AI art, it might just come back. It's truly sad we're back at a point in time where "That's not real art!" is being said by the wider art culture. Elitism has truly snuck back in. Dada 2.0 is here just in time.
@@TailsClock Shut up. Glad you’re using your own version of elitism. If you think it’s cool to steal from other artists (not just take inspiration from) and slap them into a mess of generative AI just admit you hate the whimsy and freedom of art. A lot of these AI bros do this not for the love of art and freedom of expression but for money. And you with your wide knowledge should know that. Also love that you decided to limply claim I’m a bigot for not supporting theft and the destruction of our environment. Kick rocks.
The whole "If there are three crows on a fence and two fly away" postulation made me think about a puzzle I enjoy very much. It goes like this:
"Ten candles stand burning in a dining room. A strong breeze blows in through an open window and extinguishes two of them. Checking back in on the candles later, you see that one more candle has gone out. To make sure no more flames go out, you shut the window. Assuming the wind doesn't extinguish any more candles, how many candles do you have left in the end?"
The answer is three because the remaining seven candles melt.
😂😂😂
beautiful and I am gonna use it
Oh that’s good. Those puzzles/riddles always trip me up.
They messed up the original, anyway. It goes something like “if seven birds are sitting on a fence and a farmer shoots two, how many remain?” The intended response is “none, the living birds would have flown away”.
About the pelvis-guy (which it what we shall call him) that said "When they die they are identified as men [ignore the rest]". I hear this all the time from transphobes. "wHeN tHeY dIg YoU uP tHeY'lL kNoW yOuR *rEaL* gEnDeR."
Bro. I study archaeology. We dig people up for a living. And let me tell you: The amount of times archaeologists can't figure out the person's sex from their skeleton or even in situ burial surroundings is immense. And the amount of times they're wrong in the beginning too.
Don't worry, your skeleton isn't as telling as those people think.
You could only tell the sex of a skeleton for certain by taking a DNA sample and analyzing the chromosomes. And even then, the skeleton might turn out to be that of an intersex person.
@@melissawickersham9912 Exactly!
As a skeleton, do I care? 😂
@@surewhatever8843 True😂
Transphobes really think we have Pixar bones 😂
As an English gen Y-er, I distinctly remember as a kid witnessing a little man on NASA’s longest cherry picker reaching up and changing the sun’s orange bulb to a white led one. He swore me to secrecy but oh damn, guess the truth’s out.
Maybe I’m stupid, but isn’t Gen Y just Millennials?
I’m never quite sure anymore haha. I think as time as gone on, the space between gens has gotten closer together. I’ve always thought of myself as gen Y before millennials because I remember enough of my childhood in the 90s before the millennium. But if that’s not right then apologies 😅
“Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.”
- Stephen Vizinczey, Hungarian-Canadian writer, 1933-2021
This subreddit reminds me of this quote lol
Cannot explain the noises my mouth made when Click said “Daisy” in the intro
He has acknowledged your scent. He knows where you are. *RUN.*
@@justanothergamer64pointless. Useless. There is no chance of escape. It's too late.
HI I'M DAISY
My dumbass thought he said "Dacy" 😭
4:56 the funny thing is, if you think about the intelligence of birds, you see that this “insult” is at best a synonym of smartass & at worst is a compliment.
Depending on the person and the kind of bird, it _is_ an insult - to the bird.
I'm pretty sure there's a significant overlap between the smartest corvids and the dumbest people.
Fun fact: pigeons are actually almost as smart as corvidae.@@rolfs2165
34:22 The visual of a seven-armed man casually assaulting a couple and nobody being even slightly alarmed by it was so fascinating to my brain that it literally took me like 2 whole seconds to realize it was "seven armed men"
The lady at 2:10 with the orange sun comment is absolutely correct. We did used to use orange colour to make the sun back then... but after she and her friends ATE all the damn orange crayons they were using to colour with, we had to resort to using white instead.
Nope😂😂😂😂😂 we used yellow
Never orange or white.
Totally right. I am of her generation. She and her friends ate the yellow crayons. We boys were busy eating the paste. Now you have to use white crayons and Elmer's. Bwahahahaha.
I always find it interesting how people HAVE the power of google in their palms yet refuse to use it.
The problem is there is misinformation on the internet.
@@Wolfie54545 Sure, but in case of math?.
Though...
now that i think about it...
nevermind.
The Internet is dumb as shit. I trust Google as far as I can throw it. And I can't throw it. It's fucking software.
People don't Google things they're convinced they already know.
42:35 I have dyscalculia. I can NOT to simple math in my head, I NEED a calculator to do something like 26+44. But I’m able to do math really well with a calulator to do those small details for me because my brain functions very formulaic and needs structure so I’m able to understand math because of it. However- teachers would take my calculator away on tests etc bc “you wont always a calulator”
I was 8th in my class and taking freshman level algebra in 6th grade. I explained the reasons why I need it but was bullied by teachers and peers for “not trying/being smart enough”
THAT is why I hate that phrase and why I silently twitch every time Click says this in defense of the phrase. I agree we need to be able to understand in order to use the tool: but thats not what that phrase is about.
Funny story: I typed these two numbers randomly and in fact could not do it in my head. Just came back after a notification of the comment being liked. Can confirm I can’t do it at all in my head and had to use a calculator. It’s 70 :)
@@farawayxgalaxyi struggle with simple math too
Click has shown in the video that the easiest way to do this is to split the numbers
Like 20+6 +40+4
Basically your answer always end up in the range of 10
Of course using calculator is the fastest option
@@farawayxgalaxyoh yeah reminds me too
I once saw a post saying a calculation is wrong
It was 225+225 = 550
And i was like huh? I had to actually whipped out ny calculator
@@04cassius-jake I don't have dyscalculia, and have always been at least decent in simple maths. But even I just took a minute there to realise that 225+225 is indeed 450. :D
I have dyscalculia too. And I didn't find this out until my university years. The school I was at just put me in a lower maths class because they couldn't be bothered to investigate.
32:54 ah yes. A lot of us have funny first words (besides mom). My first word was "more". My second word was "cake"
yesterday when my mum did my hair i told her about the people who think the moon landing and dinosaurs are fake. it was the funniest thing and she even told her fiancée about it. conspiracies are so fun!
I told my mom about some of the funny r/badwomensanatomy things I've heard and one thing genuinely made her laugh, too. It's one of my favorite subreddits, as a woman
35:36 "Traditional art is ableist" I am a traditional and digital (NOT the same thing as AI) artist, and I also happen to have severe joint pain in my hands from an autoimmune disorder. Yes, this makes it difficult to do art. But it's still very much possible. I just need to know my limits by taking breaks and figure out ways to work around the pain, like by using a special grip on my pencil. And people with even more severe disabilities can and do create amazing art by finding ways to work around their issues! AI "art" can be a valuable tool, and it can be fun to use, especially for those who struggle with art. But using just AI to create images doesn't make you an artist since you didn't actually put in any work. And as long as AI makers are allowed to steal art to train their models, it simply isn't ethical to use.
Many of us literally are just simply incapable. However, that’s not a justification to use AI art in such a way.
All of those argument made in that post are so incredibly stupid. Pretty sure art (for law purposes) is defined by the human creativity that made it. Hence why AI images can't be copyrighted in most places - there is no artist. Also art is not restricted to drawing. Music, sculpture and so many mediums to choose from. Yes, AI images are quicker to make, but they lack soul. (And I have to admit I use them as reference/inspiration sometimes, because it's easier than trying to find the subject or especially style I want on google etc, but I'd NEVER call that creating art)
Also art skills are 95% practice (I believe the number was) so I hate the "I'm just not talented" argument
@@aduckofsomesortyou can practice and draw what makes you happy. not everything has to be realism or even _drawing!_ you can do whatever in art ((like sculpting lol))
@@strawberrygi_rlmy favourite style of art lately is Minecraft builds. They’re basically 3D pixel art, and the limitations can breed super creative answers.
i've literally seen armless people draw better using their FEET, than i can draw with my hands. in the old horror movie "Freaks", you can literally see a man with no arms and legs roll and light a cigarette using just his mouth.
30:42 - Ok Greek here, "apotek" has no meaning. She probably meant "apoteka" which is a word mainly used in Bosnian language and it means pharmacy. I believe it is also an oldish slang word used in greek too. "Apketa" or more like "Arketa" means "Enough!" (Adverb).
If she wanted to say "I am enough" the tattoo should have said "είμαι αρκετή" or in latin "eímai arketi" if she identifies as a woman and "είμαι αρκετός" or "eímai arketos" for a man.
Type: Adjective
arketos(male), arketi(female), arketo(neutral), arketoi(plural)
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
So Greek for the Barbie slogan would be eimai arKentos???
@@elaineb7065 what is the barbie slogan in English?
@@danair5575 I am Kenough, a twist on I am enough with Ken's name merged in
@@elaineb7065 hmm then yes. I mean the play on words doesn’t work as well in the greek version but yes. It would be “Eimai ArKentos” or in greek “Είμαι ΑρΚεντός” I guess.
A really nice idea for a tattoo if you like ancient greek is “Τὰ πάντα ῥεῖ” or with latin characters “Ta Panta Rhei”. It is an ancient phrase in the philosophy of Heraclitus which translates to “everything flows” or “everything changes all the time” or “nothing stays still”. First translation is word by word and the second and third is the actual meaning behind the phrase. :)
CLICK'S FIRST WORD WAS DUCK? man every new detail i learn about him makes me like him even more
The sun actually does look orange with smoke in the air.
Source: I lived in a place with wildfires.
If the sun does actually look less orange than it used to, that's probably a sign that the place they live in is less polluted than it used to be.
There were a few days last year up at the 47th parallel where I live where I would reply to friends “How’s the weather up there?” “Dark orange.”
2:18 Yes. In the 70s and 80s we didn't have any emissions controls on cars and very little controls on factories. Travelling from Muskoka to Toronto you could see the orange dome over the city. The smog in Hollywood used to be so bad you couldn't see the sign on the hill.
Everything from banning CFCs to emission controls on consumer vehicles, to carbon tax initiatives have contributed to a MASSIVE improvement in air quality throughout the USA and Canada.
So, yes, we grew up breathing a toxic soup, and now that we don't the light is different.
Plus... 15-20 years ago sounds like when we started Carbon Tax and Car Emission Testing, but I'd have to look it up.
Also keep in mind that for many people "20 years ago" is still the early 90s …
Dude, i just realized how bad my reading comp us is, so yeah, sorry for prev reply
One of my characters in a D&D campaign has a tattoo in Draconic. He is _certain_ it means "powerful", but it actually means "onion soup".
Love that!!!
😂😂😂
I've got to do this for one of my characters now 😂
@@laurelelasselinHe will not be happy when he learns Draconic.
Ad. the confusing measurement - have The Click never seen/used the caliper? This is the correct way to measure distance between the bolt sections (using the ears) - if this was an U-bolt used to hold antenna pole. In poster description we indeed see it is an U-bolt , and the reading shows 50mm (could be 49&something, but can't see rest of bars in picture). The poster might be thinking the edge marks the measurement (edge starts at 47mm mark), but the actual division bar is marked with big fat 0.
35:28 As a traditional artist, the point she makes about traditional art aren’t strictly wrong. Traditional Art
(especially European) has a long history, it’s deeply intertwined with the church, studying the old master is to a large part viewing and analyzing religious imagery. Therefore keeping it in the modern world.(representing old institutions) In its long history there was a lot of transphobia and discrimination against women, like in most western things. I can see that in some cases (paralysis from the neck down) just dictating a prompt to a Maschine seems more disability-friendly. Yes some art material for traditional art aren’t vegan. Horse or badger hair brushes and Egg tempura techniques for example.
Yes in history there was elitism in traditional art but that notion was challenged by the impressionists in the 19th century, and the internet has literally given every single person (with access to the internet) a way to learn, view and publicize Art.
The notion that all of traditional art is inherently all those things is flawed, it was build on some, yes but it has largely moved past that.
Were that person is completely wrong is about Ai.
As far as I know some Ai image generators are paywalled.(correct me if I’m wrong) it’s only accessible by digital means = you’re to poor to afford a phone,tablet laptop or computer you’re barred from making Ai „Art“, while the basics for traditional are a pencil or pen and paper. Ai can’t be more creative because it is inherently derivative of real Artists work, it’s only imitating what it knows and what it’s told to imitate. Yes it’s faster because a Maschine is doing all the work. And no Art is inherently Anarchist, Art is anarchist if it is critical of, or argues against hierarchies and the inherent power that comes with them.
Finally a non insane take
“we can always tell!!”
*calls markiplier a trans man*
ah yes my favorite trans person, markiplier
@@snackingfeather He just represents the community!
I think they meant it ironic @@tvbiiro.
How did they come to that conclusion anyway? He's like the manliest man I've seen on youtube.
"We can always tell! _Especially_ when we're wrong! Always means _always!_ No exceptions."
A third party tried to give me the definition of Ad Hominem to say I was attacking a person's character rather than their argument. What I had said to the person I was initially talking to was that they were not very knowledgeable of the topic, which they did not refute. 🤦♀️ The third person did not get that your knowledge base and your character are not the same thing, and that your knowledge is actually relevant to your ability to make an argument on the topic.
This third person claimed that they were knowledgeable on the topic, but given that they were actively misusing a term while giving me the definition of it as if that was a gotcha moment, I do not trust that they have the comprehension skills to apply whatever knowledge they may have anyway. Having knowledge and being able to apply it to different situations are also not the same thing.
I predict that in a few years “ad hominem” will be a synonym for “insult” recognized by dictionaries. There’s not much we can do about it. Words take up new meaning because of usage, doesn’t matter if it stared as ignorant use.
Unless of course we have a sudden widespread increase in education.
In fact, you can still insult someone without ad hominem.
"You're stupid, therefore you're wrong" - Ad Hominem.
"You're stupid. Also, you're wrong." - not Ad Hominem.
@@Aaron.Thomas No one was arguing that you need ad hominem to insult someone.
But saying that someone isn't knowledgeable about a topic on its own is not an insult; that's not the same as calling someone stupid
3:25 in contested territories, do they switch which sun they get? For example, certain cities in Ukraine will get shown the Ukrainian fake sun, then get switched to the Russian fake sun when invaded? Who organizes that swap?
I love how he says ✨ Sparkles ✨
Same
✨ sparkles ✨
@@TheSkyGuy77 ✨ Sparkles ✨
✨sparkles✨
@@db_524 ✨ Sparkles ✨
I was in the sauna with my best friend the other day. Me and my best friend are both cis women, but she has scars from a breast reduction surgery - she was an H-cup and went down to a C/D cup.
Now saunas in The Netherlands are 1) full nudity and 2) mixed gender. Usually it's fine, we have been to many mixed saunas both in the Netherlands and other European countries, but this time there was a man who kept on staring at my friend. He never said anything, but it was super uncomfortable. We think it was because of her scars because there were plenty of good looking women there and he really only stared at her.
Even when fully nude, they can't tell cis from trans, was my point.
😢ugh how awful
As a physicist here, they are partly right at 9:26
you can create a model where the earth is at the centre of everything, but just remember that this doesnt mean that everything revolves around the earth. The model with earth in the centre wont be very useful in the cosmos, but it can be done. The planets and everything will still spin around the sun, but the sun will also spin around earth since we make earth static. Its a far cry from the geocentric system in medival times, but not incorrect (still pretty stupid though)
Funfact, someone calculated how many cans of spaghetti-os it would take to spell out the whole LOTR trilogy, how many of each letter you would have left over, and more. Or someone spent 7 years remaking middle earth in minecraft. LOTR fans are crazy and i love them
You could tell that Click's faith in humanity shrunk 6x when he, a former teacher, saw someone argue about math that you learn in the first 6 school years
hey, i was born and raised and even still live in rural england. so rural we dont show up on maps of the area unless its a map of my specific district. the 'sun is fake' lady is completely insane. the sun is the same colour as always, a yellowish orange as proven by my childhood pencil case.
Also I want to add that statistically proven, pollution has in fact massively decreased in the past few decades even in rural England. And even still, pollution isn't the cause for her sun color mismatch. It's derangement or something probably
Visually? The sun is yellow.
Scientifically? The sun is white.
Lightwaves? The sun is green.
6:10 hi, metrologist here, so knowing how to measure anything is my job. Although I am not a native English speaker so I will refer to the picture as measuring tool.
the picture shows a perfect reading of 50mm.
The measuring tool is close to well installed (if you wanted it to be perfect you should only have the angled touching the points in between which you measure and not the parts of rectangular section)
You see the zero doesn't start at the tip of the measuring tool because it is not used like a basic ruler.
The little 0 in the right is what you use for your "big" reading, you pick the graduation on the great axis that is is on or just after (if it is between 49 and 50 you pick 49)
Once that is done the resolution of your measurement can be improved by checking which of the graduation on the small axis is best alligned with any on the big axis.
In this picture, although the reading wasn't done by aligning the camera with the reading to supress paralaxe error, the small zero seems to PERFECTLY stand on the 50,0mm reading.
So they used the correct tool, in a good enough way for their application, with a reading conform to their demands, and claimed the opposite.
Their error seems to lie in the way they read the indication by not using the 0 but the "foot" of the moving part.
For you common reader I would say to expand the moral of the story : read your user manuals before using anything or claiming you know how to use anything.
I was looking for this, thank you for explaining how that tool works.
I had to scroll far down in the comment section to confirm that my reading of the tool of a perfect 50mm was actually correct. Thank you. :)
TLDR: The zero on the right lines up with the 5 on the mail tool body. Conclusion, the tool measure exactly 50mm/5cm and the tool user doesn't know how to use calipers.
Btw they are called calipers
Yeah i was just screaming internally how "ITS EXACTLY 50MM"
Click when you said that your first word was duck I just imagined a baby saying "ankan" (which if my swedish is right is duck/the duck in swedish) and that was so cute. Thankyou for that image
I can explain why they think the sun used to be orange. It’s because Gen X sees only it’s own generation with the pink glasses.
I'm guessing they live in an area that used to have a lot of air pollution and it's dramatically reduced in the past decade and a half.
Gen Xer here, grew up in the middle of Nebraska and we drew the sun with yellow crayons and it's always been white.
@@leeshajoi nah, it’s a case of brain fog and it’s got worse with time.
As a gen Xer, we may have bloodshot eyes, but we never got the rose colored glasses. And we used yellow. I used gold because I hate yellow. But orange? It better be sunrise or sunset.
@@leeshajoiI believe you're correct. Britain had really bad pollution when we were kids and they've really cleaned up.
I think the calculator problem of "50 + 50 * 2" comes from that in the olden days calculators calculated on operation at a time, so it was first 50 + 50 = 100 and then 100 * 2 = 200. Nowadays the calculators take in the whole equation at once and get the correct value.
Good to know!
It’s called order of operations. PEMDAS.
If you enter that equation in Python it will give you 200 because it reads the equation right to left. To get the correct answer, you would have to use parentheses.
One "tricky" math question like the apple one is: there are five crows sitting on a fence. You shoot one. How many are left?
And the answer is none, because they all flew away to the sound of the bullet.
They're all in the trees nearby, sounding the alarm so future generations of crows will recognize you as a danger to crow-kind.
@@feuerling now I feel bad for writing it as if "I" shot. It's a stupid math problem anyway. And I think the first time I heard it the birds weren't crows specifically, I just went with them because there were crows in one of the posts Click read.
@@Luca..S crows are awesome
Wrong! There is *one* left, because the one you shot did not fly away!
Nuh huh, actually there are 5 crows because why on earth would i shoot a crow? They're silly and Odin's friends
45:36 LOL RoTFL those people who can't tell they are being pranked are outing themselves as dummies who have no idea that people can prank people on the internet. Be like the penguins and don't care one way or the other how the other penguin plays unless it actively hurts them.
For the whole days of the month thing, I always remember the little jingle. "30 days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31, except for February who has 28." and then you just gotta remember that February can sometimes be a leap year lol
February has 33 days I'll have you know.
Theres also some other way but i dont remember, man i cant spell, but the knuckle one is very helpful bc it takes less memory
If you can remember April, June, September, November you're good. That's the 30 day months. Everybody knows February so it's not a problem.
30 days hath September,
April, June, and November.
All the rest hath 31,
Except for February alone,
Which hath 28 days, clear,
And 29 in each Leap Year.
When I was growing up, Emily’s First 100 Days did this version!
“Thirty days have September, April, June, and November-all the rest have 31, except February-now we’re done!”
Now I understand why nasa exists. They're the sun repair crew. (And why does this sound like some weirdly fun sci-fi post-apocalypse setting
As someone who is learning about the differences between a Man's Pelvis and a Woman's Pelvis, can confirm that men do have a pelvis.
The hip bone is a gendered bone. So sorry buddy
How will this affect Lebrons's legacy, and more importantly, the trout population?
@@tracyfahrenheit97the... the HIP bone?
@Shiffyyes if you're hip you got hips. The hip bone conect to the leg bone.
@@tracyfahrenheit97 ok cool I guess...
So how is the hip bone being gendered relevant to the original comment?
“More creative” is such a wild argument for AI because it’s already failing bc the pool is limited to what they put in, since it cannot create from nothing.
I mean you CAN use a geocentric model of our solar system. The reason why generally speaking a heliocentric model is used is because in that every orbit is a nice cone-intersect which can be mapped out relatively simple. In a geocentric model those same orbits seem chaotic and bizzare. I mean you CAN use it if you want to, but it makes computing stuff REALLY hard
Theoretically, you could use anything as the center of the solar system. Like, oh, this clipboard is now my reference point for the movement of the planets. It just makes more sense to use a heliocentric model for the solar system because the sun is pretty damn big
Only in the Ptolemaic geocentric model (which the one the idiots believe as true, with everything orbiting around Earth).
In the geocentric model of Tycho Brahe, which was in competition with the heliocentric model of Copernicus for a time, the Sun and the Moon orbit Earth and everything else orbit the Sun. It is technically what is observed in a Earth referential.
It is Tycho Brahe's disciple, calculator and employee Johannes Kepler who demonstrated the veracity of Copernicus' heliocentric model and discovered the 3 laws of planetary motion that are named after him.
@@jugatsumikka the center of the solar system isn’t technically the sun. It’s a common point (barycenter) which all the bodies, including the Sun, orbit around. It’s just that the barycenter of the solar system happens to lie within the Sun, because it’s so damn big.
You can do that if you are _only_ concerned about the bodies in our solar system (and want to make life hard for yourself for no reason). However, the geocentric model actually directly conflicts with observed evidence about the larger universe (seasonal parallax and redshift of distant stars and galaxies), which pretty much proves that the earth is moving in an orbit not just relative to the sun, but relative to _the entire rest of the observable universe_ too.
The geocentric model just cannot reasonably explain those observations, and is therefore actually objectively wrong (even within a relativistic context).
@@foogod4237 please provide a source for this observed evidence. As far as I am aware, using earth as the reference point for the movement of even distant celestial bodies is perfectly valid, as the universe is expanding equally everywhere.
Here in argentina is that you can't be president more than 2 times consecutives, basically, you can be elected, then reelected, and after other president, you can run for president again and then be reelected (O course nobody had that many runs for president, maybe Juan Domingo Peron, but he got his second presidency interrupted by a dictatorship)
I SAW MARKIPLIER AND A TRANS FLAG AND CLICKED SOO FAST
Same 😂😂
Same omg
The click knows their audience xD
SAME LMAOOO
SAME FRRRRR
46:10 sigh, an 18 year old dating a minor is wrong at many levels. Me ( 47 ) being engaged to my partner of 53 is perfectly okay. We are both adults and within the age of consent.
The calculator thing always reminds me of my college physics professor that would give us the equations with every test because “you can just google it.” The test was mostly about if we knew which equation to use in which situation. Was so nice not having to memorize the equations like it was in my high school physics class.
We have something similar in most physical chemistry exams. We can bring all our notes or at least one DIN A4 sheet of paper with us, because “if your notes are good enough organized to find things fast in the exam, they’re good enough, that you find things in real life”.
33:20 For some reason I’m strongly reminded of that story from the Bible when Elijah sicced a bear on a bunch of kids who were harassing him.