Let's Play SPEEDPORT and CLICKPORT | Board Game Club
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Molly Rose has the vibe of someone who cares JUST enough to have fun, but nowhere near enough to try.
This is so accurate
Oh shit. I meant this as a compliment! She clearly doesnt take life too seriously and I find that so endearing and fun! She's in my top tier of people on this channel right now. Its board games ffs. I dont think we need everyone to be super serious.
Damnit. I really didnt think this would come across like it has.
@@chrisseddon5823 I absolutely agree with you and definitely understood what you meant idk what the other people in the comments are thinking lol
@@ShinyWasTakenTwice thank you. Reading it back, I get why people read it the other way, but I just think shes a proper laugh.
@@chrisseddon5823 I didn't read it negatively, it's a good characteristic not to take unimportant things too seriously. You can see the exact opposite end of that scale with some kids who can't handle losing and cheat or throw tantrums.
Anyway if we're complaining about who we find annoying, I used to find Jon annoying but I've grown to like him more. Except when he's mean to Holly, I won't hear a bad word about Holly! >.< XD
Things you can do to increase the realism level:
During speedport, have 5 people on a phone conference all asking for time estimates and progress reports.
After every game, create a Visio drawing that meticulously documents every cable run and connection, then delete the file because no one is ever going to open the document again.
Right when you are about to finish, have someone flip another card because they changed the design specs, even though you asked repeatedly if they are sure the design is final.
After winning, have someone yell at you for an hour saying you obviously plugged the cables in wrong because they don’t see the connection coming up, only for them to suddenly realize they were watching someone else’s game from a different country.
Dude. Why. This is triggering some sort of ptsd in me.
Turn Clickport into Speedport, winner of Clickport must then make the cabling look neat removing all unneeded connections and keeping theirs active. Failure to do so in 2mins forfeits the win.
I thought, this game was already reminding me too much of work. This comment however hits on another level.
My dude, do you need to speak to someone? There is help available. Just say the word.
@@chrisseddon5823 Just gotta survive until retirement. lol
I love how they are still playing Decorum even when they are supposed to play CLICKPORT!
YES
Meanwhile Dom is playing as Eggman on Sonic Adventure 2 fandub
Yes! That was my thought as well 🤣
I feel like this was recorded on the same day as Decorum. Every move followed by "I love it!" or "I'm fine with it."
I'd love to see a House Rules edition of Speedport with 2 player teams, one player is blindfolded and plugs the the cables into the plugboard, the other player can see the plugboard and the solution card, but cannot touch the board or cables and has to guide the blindfolded player to where the cables have to go.
This but pass all the persons audio through speech to text then text to speech and let Dom also add his own misleading comments
This! But the ones who can see the board can only say "Yes" or "No"
oh no, house rules obviously has to be like normal, just with vaseline on both hands
The cussing would be glorious XD
@@scaredscorpion That would make in both infinitely more enjoyable and also unplayable. :)
that's a really good idea
I honestly prefer this top down view. It’s better than watching people struggle to play a game upside down
Same, it seems so much more natural. For games with a lot of reading or reaching it should always be like this imo.
I find people's legs distracting though lol
If they add some kind of curtain to cover them it'd keep my focus on the cast
I think it's becuass I see movement up top and down below so it splits my focus
@@brianmathis5423 you just got a thing for legs my dude
@@brianmathis5423well, that’s the main cam shot. I was talking about the top down cam as they usually set that to match the main cam view, not the player’s view.
I agree though about the legs. if it were me, I’d either have a curtain or I’d have a board (held with with magnets so it can be taken off easily)
funny thing is, to combat having to play upside down all they have to do is play normally and just slap a vertical flip effect on the footage.
Dom Allen is really shining in the role of mad scientist.
Every gang needs a crazy member 😂
@@PortlandMark I believe they call that the "wild card".
Dom is truly in his villain arc now
@@awsomegadgetguy7191 You have no idea how big of a smile an amazing IASIP reference puts on my face. Kudos. Mad Kudos.
Dom: I've never been this invested in a game before
Also Dom: PITCHCAR
Blair prematurely "Clickporting" is the best thing since becoming Dom's little piglet.
Blair fought well tonight: 48:56
Dom's piglet? (worried)
It was from a house rules video where Dom and Sullivan tried to guess if quotes were fake or real from the comments section. The quote talked about wanting to become Daddy Dom's piglet.
@@tulipfalcon Thank you. I'll watch it...
Dom is a real O.G. He's knows the score on about TMNT on the NES.
Even if he pronounces "NES" super weird.
Sure, when YOU do it it's "Clickport" but when I do it it's "trespassing in restricted IT spaces"
Sure when they do it, it's "Clickport' but when I do it, I get fired for the bad cabling job.
😂😂😂
Sully: unplugs the green cable
Dom: ***DESPERATION NOISES***
"Shut up! Shut up! Good as Laurie" what an absolutely amazingly crafted burn from the brilliant mind of Dom Allen.
I love that moment with everybody jerking around while Dom is super seriously contemplating his move... such a reversal of worlds... XD
Laurie looked like he was mildly afraid of a spider on the ceiling throughout the video.
He probably was checking the video feed constantly... along with watching Jon in his web up there.
@@yoshi6421 Yeah he mentioned the camera a couple times in the video, but it *looked like* he was mildly afraid of a spider on the ceiling.
Blair, don't be embarrassed about premature speedporting. It happens to everyone eventually.
*clickporting
doh!@@diabeticman2194
When Laurie explained the rules to these games I never ever expected this to be the games that completely break everyone’s psyche. Absolutely hilarious episode!
Blair's reaction around 49:33 and onwards is fantastic
Dom: "Is this what people who work in IT feel like every day?"
Yes... yes it is...
Just moved an office and made all the cabling look so nice and lovely. Hate this so much XD
You are truely a kind person@@Dkgow
It’s a good thing Jon wasn’t there. The meltdown would have been too much for the others to handle.
FINALLY! Something to do with the 3 boxes of cables I have!
Next Saturday: Monopoly, but cable management
Winning Speedport is how they tell you IT feels, losing Clickport is how IT actually goes lmao
Sullivan said he wears sunglasses indoors underground, does that mean this is all happening in someone's basement?
Yes, they moved about half a year ago from Draughts café and now the studio is in a basement somewhere.
@@NightHaoDid they ever say why they did it?
@@KPTG119 Space mostly, the old studio was in a loft and the filming area barely had enough room for people to squeeze in. New studio is larger, can fit a larger gaming table and is easier to sit around.
@@KPTG119 Space but its also in the building with Wrestletalk so they use the space for a couple of different channels. WrestleTalk, PartsFUNknown, NRB, Chaotic Neutral.
@@KPTG119it gives them much more flexibility with their schedule. They can now film whenever they like for however long they like without having to rely on the people of Draughts to be available. Also, aforementioned reasons by other commenters
My personal best highlights of this game!
16:40: The sound of a shopping trolley with that one annoying wheel 😅
21:09: Dom: “Since the moment we started playing this game, I always feel like I’m getting close, so close…”
Rosie: *interjects* “Edging” 💀
When Blair was crying from emotion, I was crying from laughter. I love how invested everyone was in these games. So much fun!
Rip Sullivan, your "impasse" joke was not received as it should have been, ignored? Unheard? How dare they
Rosie pointing to her nez was also overlooked.
Those are some Molly-Rose-tinted glasses.
Joke of the day
“I want you to experience my Clickgasm” and *the entirety of Molly Rose playing Speedport* made this maybe my favorite NRB video. This was an AMAZING advertisement for this kickstarter campaign (in the description… above!) 😂
28:42 I love this version of Sullivan. It’s always so chaotic 😂
Dom's Turtle rant, this is why we watch
I clapped for you Dom. Long live the Dommunist party!
Im having to defend Dom here....back in the 90s it was referred on tv by presenters as the Nez and the Snez. Blame Andy Crane for it i suppose.
The one issue that people are likely going to face with this game is that Ethernet cables aren't really meant or designed to be plugged and un-plugged over and over, which means the plastic tab that holds the cable in the port is going to snap off after a short while to due fatigue.
true, but i hope the designers thought about that too... and not in the "you can buy replacements from us" way
I'm thinking they should use small magnets, like the ones in cheap portable chess sets
@@Angelo-tp3xg That would make it more durable, but take away the tactile feel of something snapping into place which, to me anyway, is half the game's appeal.
@@Brainreaver79 To be fair, you can buy colored ethernet cables from any electronic store for cheap, and they do come in many different colors. Because if someone had figured out how to make an RJ45 (the Ethernet cable plug) not break all the time, they sure haven't shared it with the industry that still just lives with the liability. It probably wouldn't have that nice feel anyway, can't have a piece of plastic clicking without it eventually giving in. Until then, 25cm (or about 10 inches) seems to be one of the standard lengths stores carry, so that should work for this game?
@@Yoankathey could have shared it and the industry just didn't care to spread its use for a variety of reasons.
I was genuinely so happy for Dom when he won Clickport.
2:18
"You do have to pick an orientation"
My ace a--: *disappears*
still an oriantarion - "none" is an option :]
This is not the game that I expected to see some of the most unhinged Dom.
Is it just me or does Dom, when not donning Stalinist attire, look suspiciously like an otter?
😂 what a comment
_you're right and you should say it_
Don't think I've ever seen anyone unravel *after* they've won. A+ quality entertainment as always, haha.
Would love to see if Speedport house rules works. In tag teams against eachother, one blindfolded and the other calmly telling what their partner should do.
I'm dyspraxic and I'm so impressed that Molly-rose didn't say she was earlier, because I tell people whenever they make me do anything
The 'tower of destiny' song is just the 'horrible histories' theme
@@roli112233 Not that I blame them; it is a banger
Me: *likes Dom*
Dom: "I had an original NES"
You made my day, good sir
It's Molly-Rose! Every video with her in it has been unhinged madness and I love it!
Haha yeah, I haven't seen the video yet but I really like her, especially with Sullivan. I feel like those two click especially well on-camera
@@Stuffthatsfunny1 huh, what flirting
The dommunist party has won another game! We shall rise and become stronger then you could ever imagine... right after this nut
The energy in this BGC is completely unhinged and I'm here for it
Doms anger management especially in the second game is astonishing. Good progress over the weeks!
Molly-Rose is such a fun presence on this channel. Need her in one of the monopoly videos
Oh god.
I don’t know if she would survive…
Love Dom's understated victory celebrations. Though Blair's hysterics when she FINALLY won a round was almost as good.
Dom looks comfy today, is that what supreme leader and leading biological nuclear scientist Dom sleep in?
Sully saying he was so close after they talked about edging was just too much 😂
I like this kind of game! Light enough on the rules and activity that you can still goof around and have fun, but also still enough of a puzzle that you have to pay attention.
30:10 One of my new favourite Dom quotes. Laughed so hard 😂
I used to work in IT and can confirm that every day was that exciting and emotional.
I've a mate who's a network engineer, I'm sure he'd _love_ this.
After a stressful day wiring and setting patch cables ina hot n' sweaty network switch cabinet, he could come home and stress the shit out over patch cables in a competitive environment. Perfection.
I mean, Laurie basically told us how the speed port section was gonna go when he said he genuinely enjoys cable management 😅
I'm looking forward to the next game where they have to configure VLAN on a Layer 3 switch
They would all be bald from pulling out their hair
So many people saying "I've never heard anyone call it anything other than a Nintendo or an N-E-S" yet I constantly use Ness and Sness... Obviously the Brits switch the final S to C... I mean Zed ;)
Dom has been unusually imvested in some very non-serious games recently, I wonder if something is going on at home with his piglets
I'm 28 and I feel old listening to Molly Rose sometimes... I remember the NES, even though it was kinda before my time, I still know what it is.
That bit made me feel rather old.
Agreed. I'm 26 and I could have sworn she's younger than me. Granted, consoles got to where I live a tad later than the UK, but this isn't the first time she's made me feel old either. lol
I don’t know if this is a locality thing but I’m in my 40s and I’ve never heard it referred to phonetically as a ‘nes’. We used to called it an N.E.S (or Nintendo back in the day when there was only one Nintendo lol).
I’m in Aus, I’d be curious to know if other Australians have the same experience
It has nothing to do with age. I’m 17 and everyone I know knows what an NES is
Dad, pulling out a container of old cables: I told you all we would need these someday!
I MUCH prefer this board orientation, hands from the bottom
As an American, I was quite confused by Dom’s NES pronunciation (albeit enjoying Rosie’s pointing to her nose, because nez) - but I can’t be mad for long at our wonderful fearless leader ❤❤❤
Working in IT definitely can feel like that at times
To be fair, I didn’t realize what Dom was talking about at first when he pronounced NES as a word instead of the letters, but as he can do no wrong, I blame my lack of understanding. 😂
Well, if you turn it on and off again it's probably not gonna work... If you turn it off and on again, it just might!
20:13 Laurie seemed actually really hurt when Blair said she hated him, for a moment.
Laurie looks at Sully @35:43
*Re-evaluating life choices*
This is very indicative of how my game nights usually go. 5 people laughing and having fun, one person furiously bent over the rule book.
loodoninja should create a version that's colorblind friendly. all the greens reds and yellows are driving me crazy
Yes! They could do white, black, lengthwise stripes, and horizontal stripes like little rings. Idk what kinds of patterns ethernet cables come in already, but it'd be great if they could use an existing kind.
This is either the BEST advertisement for a game or the WORST. And I CANT tell which it is!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Having fun watching it though.
Sullivan looks so cool in those sunglasses!
"What kind of man are you?" 💀💀
This whole thing was just watching people devolve into madness
Do Dom-Droids Dream of Electric Piglets?
Dom playing Turtles on the NES. Very good, very good indeed! And Donatello (Domatello?) was objectively the best with a staff that could hit enemies through the floors and ceilings. Okay now I really want to have a "Monopoly, but TMNTurtles" episode.
Honestly that probably already exists
This was recorded right after Decorum, wasn't it? People still responding to moves like it's that game. :3
I swear this game was developed by bored Netflix Engineers after creating Chaos Monkey, the bot that randomly disconnects servers to see if your systems can handle it
The chaos of this video is such a vibe.
It’s been a long, LONG weekend at work, and it’s finally almost over, can’t wait to watch a new Board Game Club when I get home!
Why is Speedport not called "Quickport" ... that's what I want to know
Dom, Eff that underwater level lol
Yay, Dom and Rosie a dream combo
Just shows again and again how quick-witted she is. And filthy minded 😅
A real dark horse of perversity
If this shows anything, that 3 power is way too weak for 3, and powers should cycle after being used.
This episode was an emotional journey
This might have more meltdowns than any Domopoly I've seen.
GALAXY TRUCKER! GALAXY TRUCKER!!!
Oh, nice KS-Promo by the way.
GAAAALAAAAXYYYY TRUUUUUUCKEEER!!!
I really wasn't sure about the concepts of the games at first, my god what a fantastic episode. Both of these games look so much fun, even winning players having meltdowns.
Those looks like _actual_ 8P8C connectors on those cables. Wow. Not at all what I expected from a board game. Cool!
I suspect that will be abandoned for the real version as I can imagine it's too expensive
@@keithparker1346 I'm honestly not sure... things are probably cheaper at wholesale prices, and who knows what it would be if factories are in play (even with relatively small runs).
Myself, I can get 20 connectors for AUD $3, and then 305 meters of CAT6A-rated cable for AUD $219. So from a pure cost-of-materials standpoint, it's probably not too bad? It'd be the hours required to actually cut and terminate all the mini cables that'd be the killer (but that likely goes out the window if it's done by a factory).
Or alternatively, I can get just get pre-done 0.25 meter or 0.5 meter cables for AUD $2 a piece. Without lower bulk prices, that doesn't leave much wriggle-room for other game pieces, though (assuming $55 AUD based on a loose conversion from the USD price listed on Kickstarter for Speedport, and the 24 cables that come with that game), but maybe it's doable? Would certainly eat into profit margins, though...
@@Kage-Yami I never factored in that game nerds will pay silly money for their hobby
You know this is a good game when Dom witnesses the grim reaper in the corner and Blair ends up sobbing
Tbf to Molly Rose, I've never heard anybody say NES as a word.
Same it's always spelt out just like CEX
Yeah same, took me basically right before Sullivan spelled it out for me to realize that's what they meant.
I have heard it, but only about 20 years after I first played on one...
Absolutely agree. I’m the *prime* age for that console (and SNES…both of which I could put my hands on within 30 seconds because they’re in my basement lol) and I’ve literally never heard anyone pronounce it like a whole word.
I have, but have always heard it pronounced like 'ness' so I was also confused for a moment
This entire video was spectacular
We must protect sullivan at all cost!
As someone who worked in IT and AV for YEARS, while we're up to our eyeballs in cabling and nothing is working right, we're Molly Rose after her breakdown. Each time we get a piece working, we're Blair after she finally won.
RIP 🪦🥀
Click Port & Speed Port.
(The Kickstarter got Cancelled)
Dom: "Is this what people who work in IT feel every day?"
Every IT person ever, in unison: "YES!!!"
This really remindes me of my job. We are two technicians and when I do the wiring and come back later and see my colleague redoing all what I've done so far. So I'm like Laurie: Sullivan no! You frakign Idiot!! Will be a cool b-day gift tho XD
Just an FYI, for future reference, since the comment is still understandable: Laurie, Sullivan
Dom’s coat is very nice
Great episode guys. I even jumped on the kick starter and backed for a copy of speedport.
This is one of my new favourite board game clubs omg