For anyone thinking she wasn't the kind of person who could handle primarch related stuff, she told Konrad to go do one once he tried to unironically kill her.
@djashovel I like to point out, even though people deem it irrelevant. A pack of space wolves were watching her, and while nearly all was killed, they did their job. Protect G-Mom and take a crack at a primarch if given the chance and OH BOY did they get their chance
Let’s not forget this woman, HIS MOTHER has the literal respect of the ultramarines to the point that they don’t dare question her when she dresses them down. Not only that she managed to take stragglers from the Shattered legions who came to Ultramar during Unremembered Empire to work together under Ultramarine command AND to top it off literally told Konrad to go to hell when he tried to kill her after her space wolves bodyguards did their damn best to try to rip his throat out.
The talk he has with her after about his beef with the Lion is great He’s hesitant say it out loud but does saying “he’s not a ally” while she admits he’s lied multiple times but tells Guilimen to “let the Lion be the warlord and you the Statesmen” and he asks “what if words don’t work and I’m forced to use force” so she replies one final time with then “it’s time to measure bricks” a reference to a joke he made earlier about “give me 6 hours to build a house and I’ll spend 4 hours measuring bricks”
@@Spikedspaget but she is right on this. between the lion and gulliman, Gulliman is the better primarchs for one reason. Gulliman allows those below him to raise questions even if they oppose his point of view. All of Gulliman high ranking space marines can question his leadership and orders and many have but they also know when to shut up and follow orders. this is a huge advantage over the lion as Gulliman is less likely to have blind sides. When Gulliman is about to make a mistake his second in command can talk to him and Gulliman will change his tactics, when the lion is about to make a mistake he will walk right into it.
@@JayJayM57Dark Angels style of warfare is very unique, basically since they spent a long time without Lion they are very good at acting independently and The Lion takes advantage of this, in fact he drilled them even more to do so. So while it's true that Guilliman is much more open to criticism, Lion doesn't do Perturabo style micromanaging of his legion, he is (rightfully) fully confident in his officers and instead likes to do perfectly timed surgical strikes against key objectives. Although he's great at all types of warfare, really.
that's pretty much the U.M in a nut shell, the look a bit mid on the surface. Yet once you start leaning about they newer 40k and 30k lore they are extremely cool.
@@ephemispriest8069 I don't know about that, half of Lionel's legion turned traitor with a third of them going rouge and the other third turning to Chaos. How many of Roboute's legion turned again? Oh right none of them.
@@kriegsmanjaeger5545 the man was raised as a wild boy with no family or relationships to sustain him, there's a reason personal relationships are his weakness.
I feel like, 30k Primarchs are like young and older bros just messing around, talking sht about each other and getting into fights with each other. It’s not until the ending of the heresy/siege of Terra that they learn to value each other so much more
Especially when Guilliman founds Imperium Secundus, he knows he can't be Emperor _just in case_ daddy is still alive that'd be too obviously treason, but then the triumvirate of him, the Lion, and Sanguinius is just perfect.
Big e: games workshop why did you have to give me erda I wanted euten because she was the perfect person to make sure my kids were sane Gw: that's on the author we only publish the books and make minis
“Always showing off”, said the primarch of the ULTRAmarines. On one of the worlds of ULTRAmar. Just one of the 500 worlds personally loyal to him alone.
During this meeting Lion had the rest of his men in drop pods ready to engage if Guilimen was a traitor, Euten also teased Guilimen for being jealous but reminded him Lion wasn’t the first to be found and it was Horus and look at how he ended out as being first isn’t the best ( in this short she also says 2 Primarchs are better than 1)
The lion may not have been the first found but he's definitely first in worlds brought into compliance. Outside of the black Templars the dark angels are the closest we get to weaponized autism.
Guillimom will always be the greatest of humanity and nothing can convince me otherwise She raised a literal demigod to be a fair, compassionate, patient and well balanced individual, she’s right up there with Vulkans dad for best people in the setting
He also did absolutely nothing during the whole horus heresy except show up late with 500k ultramarines, just to clean up after the siege of terra, this is why rowboat will always be mid at best to me, people be like the ultramarines are the largest chapter in the modern setting, yea thats because they fence sat and watched the entire heresy and instead of helping just said fuck I'm emperor now
@@aleckimbrell2912It sounds like you heard a snippet of a lore youtuber saying Guilliman arrived right after Horus was slain and then decided to fill in everything in between with your own headcanon.
@@aleckimbrell2912 at the start of the Heresy the Ultramarines had about 250k marines, then Calth happened where the Word Bearers got the jump on them which cut them in half, to about 125k marines, then the Word Bearers and World Eaters went on a rampage destroying 500 worlds Then at the Siege Guilliman wasn’t dragging his feet, the Chaos Gods and Horus literally made it impossible for the Ultramarines to reach them, when that power began to fail and the Ultramarines were getting close is when Horus made his gambit of lowering the Shields of the Vengeful Spirit It’s the Dark Angels who are accused of fence sitting the Heresy because instead of going to Terra, the Lion instead went around burning the Traitors homeworlds then took longer than he should’ve to arrive at Terra
@@3adgamd3r um they absolutely did nothing and if it wasn't for corswain and 10k dark angels hot dropping behind enemy lines to reactivate the astronomicon then rowboat literally wouldn't have made it to terra, and the DA literally saved ultramar from the rainstorm
Man, the comparison between 30k and 40k is so vast. I love both Guilliman and Johnson in 40k and find them both insufferable in 30k. Loss changes people.
Guilliman had his Dauntless Few, but he said there were only 2 he ever truly looked up to. Horus, and the Lion. Never liked that comment about getting plenty of time to practice though. The First built the early Imperium, and saved it through great sacrifice against the Rangda when 2 other legions had failed. The First fought wars so deadly, so horrific, that they weren't even allowed to survive in memory. They deserve more respect than they often get. Horus certainly did, which is why he sent the Night Lords to stall them. He wanted no part of a straight fight with the First and the Lion
@@DeusExMachina10001 That's precisely it. Both the Lion and Horus thought Guilliman could turn traitor. No one thought the Lion could -- he's the Emperor's perfect weapon. If the Emperor wanted it erased from existence, the Lion did it. No compunction. No questions. No patience plans or fall backs. No need for an Empire to erect statues in his name. Look at the First Legion's record once joined with the Lion. "'You were not the first of my sons to reclaim a place at my side, but your tally of victories is second to no other. Even Horus looks upon them with envy.'"
@@quitamgogh "'You were not the first of my sons to reclaim a place at my side, but your tally of victories is second to no other. Even Horus looks upon them with envy.'" Is what the Lion's thoughts were reflected back at from the Emperor's mind-scrambling. In reality it probably was something like "Good for someone whose Legion had a 10 year headstart and massively greater resources than any other."
@@quitamgogh That's what I mean. The Lion was a weapon, but only a weapon. Guilliman was more than that. His Compliance record was better than both the Lion and Horus despite having fewer military conquests, which means that he talked a huge number of planets into the Imperium. He also built the area of the Imperium that, in 40k, is hands down the best area to live in, and he left every planet he conquered as a fully functioning Imperial world, not an irradiated, uninhabitable rock like the Lion. Other than the Lion's record of victories (which considering that he had Star Trek level tech isn't that impressive), Guilliman has nothing to look up to.
I think it says something about Guilliman that making a slight jab at the Dark Angels parade marching is the most Acid thing his mom has heard him say. Guilliman must have been a polite and good kid round his mother because when he's with his Konnor (his adoptive dad) as a young man he regularly complained about the selfish Nobility of Macragge.
Yes everyone is talking about that Guilliman is showing off when in reality he is not. It's just that primarchs grows up on different planets with different cultures and wealth. For moste of his brothers he is showing off, for him he just live like he was rised. Roboute had better luck than most of his brothers when his drop-pod? land on Maccrag.
@@xSheila_a yea curze wanted to kill his mom. out of envious spite really. implying that she was an obscene thing. forgetting perturabo and lorgar had adoptive parents, and lorgar even had kor phaeron turned into space marine despite his old age.
My favourite thing about this entire bit is that Guilliman has a slight freak out over the fact that the Lion is slightly taller than him. Unremembered Empire is such a great book.
Konor gets a lot of credit, but I think Robouté is the way he is because of his mom. Dorn had a grandfather, Lion had a big brother, Vulkan, Corax, Fulgrim, and Sanguinius had whole communities; but Guilliman had a mother who loved him.
Guilliman had 2 present parents who ensured that he’d turn out as good as possible. Is it any wonder why, by Primarch standards at least, he is the most well adjusted of his brothers?
What always gets me about Tarasha Euten is that most of the Ultramarine Astartes super respected her. Both for how much she meant to their Primarch and also because she always gave sound advice. What I'm saying is, Guillomom was the cool grandma.
Watching Euten token away on a massive Hobbit pipe kinda ruined the image I had of her. Then again, if you can raise a Primarch to call you 'Mam', you deserve to do whatever you want.
I find it hilarious that she was genuinely shocked at this, but when Conrad said that he killed gorilla Man, all she did was look at him with annoyance and anger. Like "how dare you come into this room with that kind of attitude and that kind of bullshit around me?"
For all the shit these two had between them, they're probably the best two Primarchs to have returned in the 41st millenium (much as the Salamander fanboy in me wishes it were Vulkan). The statesman who was able to pull the fractured empire back into some sort of well led state, and the warrior who could and would break a traitor primarch's face like a KitKat bar. The politician and the warlord. Now all we need is the... human primarch.
Euten is like that Labrador mom, who nurses tiger cubs when they were still young, and when the cubs grow to full tigers, they still obey and fear their Labrador mom.
Roboute in Unremembered Empire: I can't wait for the day these bastard leave Roboute in wh40k: *BROTHER PLEASE NEVER LEAVE I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU LITERALLY*
You know, when the lion eventually meets the emperor, I really want the lion to have some of the watchers in the dark with him and the watchers have a conversation with the emperor, and the lion and guilliman can hear it but not understand it at all And after the conversations is Over the watchers just turn around and leave And the lion end guilliman Are completely Frozen On what just happened 😅
Having both loving parents is the most OP skill in the galaxy.Having just a dad is a nerf, Having no parents, you end up with Konrad. He has no mommy or daddy issues, he just has...Issues.
I think now that hes reawakened it will be good to see a bit of showing off again. Guilliman probably misses it. And for the Lions part itll be nice for all his Risen to be seen praised again by the people of the Imperium. There might even be tears on the space marines part after running for countless years. Imagine having to scrape and kill just to survive endless long hunts and inquisitorial attacks. Attacks by their own brothers all while outside enemies constantly harass them. The Risen in a parade would bare their pride with dignity.
This just goes to show that half of all the imperium's problems come down to insufficient parenting. The legions desperately needed team moms to pick them up from soccer practice and never even realised it.
The Lion could hear them talking from all the way over there but pretended he did not hear them, only making a mental note to nuke Guilliman's mom as soon as he had the chance.
@@ronanchristiana.belleza9270 The Lion actually suggested nuking a planet she was in, thankfully Guilliman was there to stop him. Not for them talking shit about him, though.
Someone should give Euten a "mother that stepped up" t-shirt". And then send a picture to that lady hidding on Terra after playing a role in scattering Primarchs across the galaxy.
Guilleman is the 2nd best primarch and I'm not sorry, hes a big ass old nerd whos really easy for anyone whos ever had to lead anything to empathize with. Vulkan #1 tho.
Roboute: They must have a lot of time to practice. The Lion, lord of the Dark Angels, who are literally fighting wars so horrible all details had to be scourged, getting their numbers mauled several times and hard-carrying the Imperium since before the Great Crusade, so much they trained the other legions, and still managing, after having most of their honors expunged, to tally both Guilliman and Fucking Horus in conquered and compliant worlds: Bold words, coming from the poster boy for military burocracy and medal-pinning. Roboute: At least I am not Fulgrim. Lion: True, he might give me a half-decent fight.
and yet their reunion he be so happy to see him, be funny if he jokingly said the same thing but with affection, you magnificent Bastard, you are always showing off my brother
There are 3 truths in 40k, 1. The emperor is not a God. 2. Red makes tings go fastah. And 3. You do not fuck with guillimans mother (sorry for the french)
For anyone thinking she wasn't the kind of person who could handle primarch related stuff, she told Konrad to go do one once he tried to unironically kill her.
Vulkin Smack Konrad when he tried 😂
Euten told Konrad to fuck off, and then Vulkan ripped Konrad a new asshole.
Curze just keeps catching Ls lmao
How does one ironically kill someone?
@djashovel I like to point out, even though people deem it irrelevant. A pack of space wolves were watching her, and while nearly all was killed, they did their job. Protect G-Mom and take a crack at a primarch if given the chance and OH BOY did they get their chance
Do one what?
Let’s not forget this woman, HIS MOTHER has the literal respect of the ultramarines to the point that they don’t dare question her when she dresses them down. Not only that she managed to take stragglers from the Shattered legions who came to Ultramar during Unremembered Empire to work together under Ultramarine command AND to top it off literally told Konrad to go to hell when he tried to kill her after her space wolves bodyguards did their damn best to try to rip his throat out.
You don't talk back to Grandma. Not ever.
And than vulken show up to and smashed the kondred and say to him my brother adopted mother is also my mother to 😂😂😂
she reminds me of the captain of betrayer
@@mewre2062 I was going to say-
@@mewre2062 Lotara Sarin, captain of the World Eaters flagship _Conqueror._ The only baseline human who could talk back to Angry Ron and live. 😊
Ah, Euten. One half of the parental duo that gave Guilliman the superpower of being a mostly well-adjusted adult.
The best weapon against Chaos
Big G : MOM MY BRO IS SHOWING OF AGAIN !!!
The talk he has with her after about his beef with the Lion is great He’s hesitant say it out loud but does saying “he’s not a ally” while she admits he’s lied multiple times but tells Guilimen to “let the Lion be the warlord and you the Statesmen” and he asks “what if words don’t work and I’m forced to use force” so she replies one final time with then “it’s time to measure bricks” a reference to a joke he made earlier about “give me 6 hours to build a house and I’ll spend 4 hours measuring bricks”
That is such a classy way of saying "my dear son, you'll win, I have no doubt"
@@Spikedspaget Talk about having faith in spite of evidence.
@@ephemispriest8069 tbf it is his mother speaking. She is hardly an unbiased source.
@@Spikedspaget but she is right on this. between the lion and gulliman, Gulliman is the better primarchs for one reason. Gulliman allows those below him to raise questions even if they oppose his point of view. All of Gulliman high ranking space marines can question his leadership and orders and many have but they also know when to shut up and follow orders. this is a huge advantage over the lion as Gulliman is less likely to have blind sides. When Gulliman is about to make a mistake his second in command can talk to him and Gulliman will change his tactics, when the lion is about to make a mistake he will walk right into it.
@@JayJayM57Dark Angels style of warfare is very unique, basically since they spent a long time without Lion they are very good at acting independently and The Lion takes advantage of this, in fact he drilled them even more to do so. So while it's true that Guilliman is much more open to criticism, Lion doesn't do Perturabo style micromanaging of his legion, he is (rightfully) fully confident in his officers and instead likes to do perfectly timed surgical strikes against key objectives. Although he's great at all types of warfare, really.
100% sibling behavior.
Saying an insult in the same breath before you talk to your sibling
Guilliman: That pompous bastard. Hello brother!
_Relatable._
I had a Fist fight with my Older Sister, Rogal vs Alpharius fight. The rest is history
"Damn Lion, always showing off"
*Lion El'Johnson enters room*
"AH, BROTHER. GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN."
@@Vhailor_Mithras Yes!
I bet he would say it right to his face with a smile,,
He calls her "Mam"? THAT IS SO CUTE! Bruh, the more I learn about Guilliman, the more I like him!
Oi! She raised that boy. He better call her mum.
😂 @@Tetsujinhanmaa
that's pretty much the U.M in a nut shell, the look a bit mid on the surface. Yet once you start leaning about they newer 40k and 30k lore they are extremely cool.
His Primarch superpower is a proper upbringing by 2 loving and competent parents
@@michaeldevlin7747Arguably the rarest and most powerful superpower in the 40k Universe.
Guilliman: makes snide remark.
Guillimom: language, boy.
Lion is the perfect picture of "your perfect older brother" he is insufferable but I love him 😂
As someone who has an older brother "who can do no wrong" I understand completely. Be glad Lion is half as good as his hype girlyman.
@@ephemispriest8069 I don't know about that, half of Lionel's legion turned traitor with a third of them going rouge and the other third turning to Chaos.
How many of Roboute's legion turned again? Oh right none of them.
@@kriegsmanjaeger5545 That's because those virgins were doing the books.
@@kriegsmanjaeger5545 Are you sure about that ?
@@kriegsmanjaeger5545 the man was raised as a wild boy with no family or relationships to sustain him, there's a reason personal relationships are his weakness.
I feel like, 30k Primarchs are like young and older bros just messing around, talking sht about each other and getting into fights with each other.
It’s not until the ending of the heresy/siege of Terra that they learn to value each other so much more
Especially when Guilliman founds Imperium Secundus, he knows he can't be Emperor _just in case_ daddy is still alive that'd be too obviously treason, but then the triumvirate of him, the Lion, and Sanguinius is just perfect.
I'd like to picture like this 30k They're all just a bunch Of Teenagers in adult form. 40K is when they're adults.
@@yusefwebb9727I feel like they all are gonna be annoyed how the Imperium they fought for changed
@@chemputer love the idea that Ultramar could be some sort of Byzantine Empire in the south
I always forget that Guilliman actually had a mom. Even Gods need a mother to show them kindness.
Bro had a mom and dad too
I wonder what happened to her
Euten: Now now, Robie, you must play nice with your brother~
Guilliman: Yes, ma'am...
Big e: games workshop why did you have to give me erda I wanted euten because she was the perfect person to make sure my kids were sane
Gw: that's on the author we only publish the books and make minis
"pray that dad is alright so we can finish this of quick..."
Guillimom: They are really good at that marching thing.
Bobby G: Nuh-uh.
Lion: Brother! (Pencil pusher)
Guilliman: Greeting brother! (Showoff)
“Always showing off”, said the primarch of the ULTRAmarines. On one of the worlds of ULTRAmar. Just one of the 500 worlds personally loyal to him alone.
Yeah, but Guilliman doesn't brag about it or show off.
Guilliman actually hates showing off.
Ultramar basically just means overseas, ultramarines just means the marines from ultramar
@@anzaca1neither does the lion really
Oh, you got no idea how arrogant Lion could be.
During this meeting Lion had the rest of his men in drop pods ready to engage if Guilimen was a traitor, Euten also teased Guilimen for being jealous but reminded him Lion wasn’t the first to be found and it was Horus and look at how he ended out as being first isn’t the best ( in this short she also says 2 Primarchs are better than 1)
Reminder just how much of a dick Lion was in 30K
The lion may not have been the first found but he's definitely first in worlds brought into compliance. Outside of the black Templars the dark angels are the closest we get to weaponized autism.
What book was this?
@@theclonelieutenant5976 it’s from the book “The Unremembered Empire”
@@Taakamancer the Dark Angels also got the best toys/weapons and dark age weapons and even Men of Iron monster weapons
Guillimom will always be the greatest of humanity and nothing can convince me otherwise
She raised a literal demigod to be a fair, compassionate, patient and well balanced individual, she’s right up there with Vulkans dad for best people in the setting
He also did absolutely nothing during the whole horus heresy except show up late with 500k ultramarines, just to clean up after the siege of terra, this is why rowboat will always be mid at best to me, people be like the ultramarines are the largest chapter in the modern setting, yea thats because they fence sat and watched the entire heresy and instead of helping just said fuck I'm emperor now
@@aleckimbrell2912 well that’s completely wrong in every single thing you said but okay 😂
@@aleckimbrell2912It sounds like you heard a snippet of a lore youtuber saying Guilliman arrived right after Horus was slain and then decided to fill in everything in between with your own headcanon.
@@aleckimbrell2912 at the start of the Heresy the Ultramarines had about 250k marines, then Calth happened where the Word Bearers got the jump on them which cut them in half, to about 125k marines, then the Word Bearers and World Eaters went on a rampage destroying 500 worlds
Then at the Siege Guilliman wasn’t dragging his feet, the Chaos Gods and Horus literally made it impossible for the Ultramarines to reach them, when that power began to fail and the Ultramarines were getting close is when Horus made his gambit of lowering the Shields of the Vengeful Spirit
It’s the Dark Angels who are accused of fence sitting the Heresy because instead of going to Terra, the Lion instead went around burning the Traitors homeworlds then took longer than he should’ve to arrive at Terra
@@3adgamd3r um they absolutely did nothing and if it wasn't for corswain and 10k dark angels hot dropping behind enemy lines to reactivate the astronomicon then rowboat literally wouldn't have made it to terra, and the DA literally saved ultramar from the rainstorm
Tarasha Euten: one of the few people that could call a ~10 ft tall Primarch "Boy" and get away with it!!!🤣🤣🤣
I can see Big G and 40k lion met for the first and the first thing they say is "I missed you you bastard" the most brothery thing to do
Cant wait for them to square of against Abaddon any time now
Man, the comparison between 30k and 40k is so vast. I love both Guilliman and Johnson in 40k and find them both insufferable in 30k. Loss changes people.
I agree but with the ultramarines at least I disliked them in 40k and really liked them in 30k.
@@grumbeardtbf that was before now with the release of sm2 and abit before that they stopped making them cringy self inserts i like them now
@@venomgoldenreaper3834 Same. They've improved measurably in recent times.
@@grumbeard40k Ultramarines went to shit thanks to Matt Ward but that's mostly fixed by now
@@lashedandscorned*The most gut-wrenching GW did is *Cough Female Custo-
Guilliman had his Dauntless Few, but he said there were only 2 he ever truly looked up to. Horus, and the Lion.
Never liked that comment about getting plenty of time to practice though. The First built the early Imperium, and saved it through great sacrifice against the Rangda when 2 other legions had failed. The First fought wars so deadly, so horrific, that they weren't even allowed to survive in memory. They deserve more respect than they often get. Horus certainly did, which is why he sent the Night Lords to stall them. He wanted no part of a straight fight with the First and the Lion
Never understood why he looked up to the Lion. The guy was basically just a really good exterminator.
@@DeusExMachina10001 That's precisely it. Both the Lion and Horus thought Guilliman could turn traitor. No one thought the Lion could -- he's the Emperor's perfect weapon. If the Emperor wanted it erased from existence, the Lion did it. No compunction. No questions. No patience plans or fall backs. No need for an Empire to erect statues in his name. Look at the First Legion's record once joined with the Lion. "'You were not the first of my sons to reclaim a place at my side, but your tally of victories is second to no other. Even Horus looks upon them with envy.'"
@@quitamgoghFIRST AND BEST LEGION 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥 ANGELS OF DEATH 🔥🗣️🔥🗣️ HORUS SCARED SHITLESS 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥 RAHHH I LOVE DARK ANGELS
@@quitamgogh "'You were not the first of my sons to reclaim a place at my side, but your tally of victories is second to no other. Even Horus looks upon them with envy.'" Is what the Lion's thoughts were reflected back at from the Emperor's mind-scrambling. In reality it probably was something like "Good for someone whose Legion had a 10 year headstart and massively greater resources than any other."
@@quitamgogh That's what I mean. The Lion was a weapon, but only a weapon. Guilliman was more than that. His Compliance record was better than both the Lion and Horus despite having fewer military conquests, which means that he talked a huge number of planets into the Imperium. He also built the area of the Imperium that, in 40k, is hands down the best area to live in, and he left every planet he conquered as a fully functioning Imperial world, not an irradiated, uninhabitable rock like the Lion. Other than the Lion's record of victories (which considering that he had Star Trek level tech isn't that impressive), Guilliman has nothing to look up to.
I think it says something about Guilliman that making a slight jab at the Dark Angels parade marching is the most Acid thing his mom has heard him say.
Guilliman must have been a polite and good kid round his mother because when he's with his Konnor (his adoptive dad) as a young man he regularly complained about the selfish Nobility of Macragge.
Yes everyone is talking about that Guilliman is showing off when in reality he is not. It's just that primarchs grows up on different planets with different cultures and wealth. For moste of his brothers he is showing off, for him he just live like he was rised.
Roboute had better luck than most of his brothers when his drop-pod? land on Maccrag.
@@xSheila_a yea curze wanted to kill his mom. out of envious spite really. implying that she was an obscene thing.
forgetting perturabo and lorgar had adoptive parents, and lorgar even had kor phaeron turned into space marine despite his old age.
@@KossolaxtheForesworn And if he did manage to kill her, god help him for Guilliman's rage would eclipse the angriest bloodthirster
@@ronanchristiana.belleza9270 exactly, not even outer space could stop this legend of a beast, as the word bearers found out lol.
Lets not forget that Eutan once pulled Guilliman's ear when he was young for ripping a huge hard af door from the hinges and scolded him for it. 😂
Dark Angels Fans: "No no, Lady Gulliman, your son was being polite considering the particular sibling."
Even Dark Angels brothers agree
Nobody is quicker to admit their primarch is a dick than Dark Angels fans, and I love them for it.
My favourite thing about this entire bit is that Guilliman has a slight freak out over the fact that the Lion is slightly taller than him. Unremembered Empire is such a great book.
Konor gets a lot of credit, but I think Robouté is the way he is because of his mom. Dorn had a grandfather, Lion had a big brother, Vulkan, Corax, Fulgrim, and Sanguinius had whole communities; but Guilliman had a mother who loved him.
his father was also a decent person so he had a complete functioning family
Truly...thinking about it, Fulgrim only went down the dark path because of that damn sword
Fulgrim also had wives which he loved but they died young
Guilliman had 2 present parents who ensured that he’d turn out as good as possible. Is it any wonder why, by Primarch standards at least, he is the most well adjusted of his brothers?
Meanwhile, The Lion in 40k: “you think that’s crazy, wait til i meditate for a sec and then I just-“
Dude literally ends up on an entirely different planet with his retinue of former fallen angels in hand LMFAO loved the hell out of that book.
@@PremedComrade-25 I love the like, I think the plan was “ok we’re gonna be subtle”
*beastmen (can’t remember the word)*
**gunfire** ok well, plan 2?
What always gets me about Tarasha Euten is that most of the Ultramarine Astartes super respected her. Both for how much she meant to their Primarch and also because she always gave sound advice.
What I'm saying is, Guillomom was the cool grandma.
I can picture her making some cookies for the Ultramarines hahah
A friend once told me the sky was melting into pink goo, that was the most acid thing Ive heard.
Watching Euten token away on a massive Hobbit pipe kinda ruined the image I had of her.
Then again, if you can raise a Primarch to call you 'Mam', you deserve to do whatever you want.
"Hello sibling. Do I love you? I suppose so. Do I like you? No. Am I plotting for ways to annoy you? Always."
Definetly a brotherly moment. Lol
I find it hilarious that she was genuinely shocked at this, but when Conrad said that he killed gorilla Man, all she did was look at him with annoyance and anger. Like "how dare you come into this room with that kind of attitude and that kind of bullshit around me?"
I half expected a "You beast! You're tracking gore on all my good rugs! Come back in and kill me after you wipe your feet!"
cegorach Casually Holding a soul stone that has guilliman mom Soul in it
I am sorry, WHAT?!
He would do that....
unironically one of the most desirable fates for one’s immortal soul in the setting
@joefloggg3257 And what do you think could be used for future plot lines
@SaltWort-pz5jc Imagine if The avenging son got to see his mother again
For all the shit these two had between them, they're probably the best two Primarchs to have returned in the 41st millenium (much as the Salamander fanboy in me wishes it were Vulkan). The statesman who was able to pull the fractured empire back into some sort of well led state, and the warrior who could and would break a traitor primarch's face like a KitKat bar.
The politician and the warlord. Now all we need is the... human primarch.
And somebody not afraid to call them both on their bs - like, certain Khan...
Fair point. Khan, while a bit hypocritical at times, was a special kind of balanced Primarch. @@piotrd.4850
If only Sang is alive then we would have Imperium Secundus 2.0
Roboute: Mommy, he’s doing it again! Make him stop!
Guillimom: He just wants to play with you 😆 Go play
Roboute: •mumble mumble sulk• ok…
"now be polite with our guests"
Euten is like that Labrador mom, who nurses tiger cubs when they were still young, and when the cubs grow to full tigers, they still obey and fear their Labrador mom.
If anyone dares to kill of Euten on screen in the Scouring series the entire fan base will rebel!
Plus guilliman rage would be so great that it make khorne wet himself from the sensation
There's a scouring series? Is it on Warhammer+?
I wonder what kind of marching display the Dark Angels showed.
The Marching Middle Finger ?
@@Delta_3VIII I could see it to the Iron Warriors or Space Wolves
“The relationships became strained during the heresy” no shit lol
A great mother and the fiercest woman to stand toe to toe with them without anything beyond her own strength.
Guilliman is one of few Primarchs that actually gained a lot by not being raised by his narcisstic, self-centered, empathless father.
You mean, by having a competent father figure and both parents?
@@piotrd.4850he means that big G's parents were far better than the emperor.
If the lion and Guillieman’s adoptive mom got into a fight, my money’s on the mom.
Roboute in Unremembered Empire: I can't wait for the day these bastard leave
Roboute in wh40k: *BROTHER PLEASE NEVER LEAVE I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU LITERALLY*
I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS PLEASE
Time changes all
What ruling the Imperium in 40k does to a mf....
Nobody gets to touch UltraMom. Nobody. Or else Vulkan will stop smiling and giving hugs.
im going to guess she is long gone and wasn't able to see her son wake up
Unless she was caught up in a warp storm that spit her out 10 millennia later in the physical realm, it really is very unlikely.
Sadly yes
But there is still a UM ship with her name on it, and he will also have her rooms.
You know, when the lion eventually meets the emperor, I really want the lion to have some of the watchers in the dark with him
and the watchers have a conversation with the emperor, and the lion and guilliman can hear it but not understand it at all
And after the conversations is Over the watchers just turn around and leave
And the lion end guilliman Are completely Frozen On what just happened 😅
Guilliuman: What ARE they?
Lion: I was hoping I would find out today...
And then the Watcher says, "I am Alpharius."
@@wasdwazd Guilliuman: What ARE they?
Lion: (shrugs) they keep their secrets even better than I do.
Having both loving parents is the most OP skill in the galaxy.Having just a dad is a nerf, Having no parents, you end up with Konrad. He has no mommy or daddy issues, he just has...Issues.
I think now that hes reawakened it will be good to see a bit of showing off again. Guilliman probably misses it. And for the Lions part itll be nice for all his Risen to be seen praised again by the people of the Imperium. There might even be tears on the space marines part after running for countless years. Imagine having to scrape and kill just to survive endless long hunts and inquisitorial attacks. Attacks by their own brothers all while outside enemies constantly harass them. The Risen in a parade would bare their pride with dignity.
Sibling behavior detected! Also nothing like a regular human mom telling her godlike adopted son to play nice with his brother...
Sounds like any other brotherly relationship to me. Regularly calling mine a bastard haha
This just goes to show that half of all the imperium's problems come down to insufficient parenting. The legions desperately needed team moms to pick them up from soccer practice and never even realised it.
This and betrayal at calth kinda run together in my memory
I can't help but wonder if Guilliman think back about this moment especially when it only him and the lion around currently
The Lion could hear them talking from all the way over there but pretended he did not hear them, only making a mental note to nuke Guilliman's mom as soon as he had the chance.
and likely won't understand why Guilliman either become rogue or join Chaos
@@ronanchristiana.belleza9270 The Lion actually suggested nuking a planet she was in, thankfully Guilliman was there to stop him. Not for them talking shit about him, though.
@@williansnobre if i remember it right it's Curze and he already nuke a city
@@ronanchristiana.belleza9270 The Lion was trying to get Curze, Guilliman's mom would be colateral damage if he went through with it
Now they are 2
Everything was better in 30/31k, even the Mothers. Emperors Teeths, this Women is a Force.
oh really, you're telling me rivalries and distrust became more pronounced during the Horus Herecy?
Who would've guessed....
Someone should give Euten a "mother that stepped up" t-shirt". And then send a picture to that lady hidding on Terra after playing a role in scattering Primarchs across the galaxy.
Euten is my favourite woman in all 40k. She had a Uterus of Titanium.
Can't wait for them to reunite
Of all the primarchs guilliman had the most normal upbringing other than our good ol' Vulkan
Guilleman is the 2nd best primarch and I'm not sorry, hes a big ass old nerd whos really easy for anyone whos ever had to lead anything to empathize with.
Vulkan #1 tho.
Now, both brothers have to guide the humanity against all...
Ironic this is Guilliman's take.
When the Ultra Marines regularly do this sort of display.
Dammit! I need Roboute and the Lion to reunite in the current setting! PLEASE!
I imagine Guilliman will be in for quite a surprise when he meets the Lion again.
Traitor primarchs are always trying to kill each other and their loyal brothers but the loyalist primarchs act like real siblings
Older bro always got the insult in even M30😂
I literally started this book last night....
Ironic that jealousy is the colour blue here... not dark green
This is funny as hel 😂😂😂
Stuff like this makes me curious to see about their reunion in 40k
God damm Lion is cool
Does anyone know what Guilliman’s mom thought of Lionel Johnson? I genuinely wanna know
Dark Angles have a marching band, confirmed
Can you do a full audiobook please?
How will they react to each other now?
And yet both the Lion and the Governor are both emotionally strained without their brothers around.
Roboute: They must have a lot of time to practice.
The Lion, lord of the Dark Angels, who are literally fighting wars so horrible all details had to be scourged, getting their numbers mauled several times and hard-carrying the Imperium since before the Great Crusade, so much they trained the other legions, and still managing, after having most of their honors expunged, to tally both Guilliman and Fucking Horus in conquered and compliant worlds: Bold words, coming from the poster boy for military burocracy and medal-pinning.
Roboute: At least I am not Fulgrim.
Lion: True, he might give me a half-decent fight.
Except the Ultramarines are the ones carrying the whole Empire for 10K y.
Dark Angeles are black ops.
and yet their reunion he be so happy to see him, be funny if he jokingly said the same thing but with affection, you magnificent Bastard, you are always showing off my brother
Agh! Could you slow down your editing somewhat in the future? It's seizure inducing rn
Rowboat is just mad that the 1st legion marches better than his.😅
I truly want to see how Lion would act if Euten would sass the Lion
Girlman is such a middle child.
Raspberry was blown that day.
It's Bobby mom!
No wait?! Guilliman mom?! :D
"It's giving acid"
So what which novel covers this and awkward family dinner that followed,
The unremebered empire
Is it really toxic to call the dark angels what they are; Simple?
No way Guilliman couldn't easily pull off a epic north Korean style rally x100 with the ultramarines and put his brothers to shame
Well, he is the first
There are 3 truths in 40k, 1. The emperor is not a God. 2. Red makes tings go fastah. And 3. You do not fuck with guillimans mother (sorry for the french)
🎉🎉
"Mom Lion El'Jonson sucks mom"
So does Papa Smirf like Russ?
Rowboat Girlyman had a mom AND a dad. That's better than 3/4 of the humans in 40K
"Six Pointed Stars"? The symbol of choas? really lol
Choas has 8, 6 is the Star of David
Chaos has 8 points bruh
He just jelly that the lion is taller