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Awkward teacher encounter: My story isn’t awkward, it honestly almost brings tears to my eyes. When I was in the 2nd grade, my teacher was diagnosed and in treatment for Breast Cancer. She always looked beautiful at school. Very well put together, her makeup was perfect, and never a hair out of place. One day after school, my mom took me to get a snack and a drink at a local convince store. My teacher was right in front of us in line and she had no makeup on, a ball cap, and that was the very first time I realized that she didn’t have any hair and that She wore a wig while teaching. I was very poised about it for an 8 year old. I remember telling her that I really liked her hat. She just smiled sweetly. To this day, she is one of the most incredible people I have had the privilege of meeting. P.s. I’m very happy to announce she has been cancer free for 15 years!!
“awkward teacher encounter“ first sentence after that: “my story isn't awkward“
You've had a humbling encounter at a very young age. Most kids need this. So sad that it had to be about this but I bet it made you a really good person in life
Played drunken hide and seek with my husband the other night. I don’t know why. Drunk shenanigans. I hid in a shadow by the back gate. He looked everywhere and couldn’t find me. Decided to cheat by calling my phone, as he leaned up against the back gate with his duck out, about to pee in my face, not knowing I was right there.. That was fun.
I pray to everything that is holy that you are sharing a true story
Why did he have a duck
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@Creed Houston these scam bots are every fucking where, I swear
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“I wasn’t in costume; I am ugly.”
“I think he was under the impression I was some sort of grocery store chicken loading Demi god”. Dead.
I was a waitress and asked a group of asian looking people what language they were speaking (i was genuinely trying to learn new languages as i already speak korean)
They said "english"
I cried because they must have thought i was racist.. i apolgised so much but they were nice to me which made it worse. I still think about this occasionally
They lied just to mess with you and make you feel racist.
some of these stories makes me want to give the people hugs
My HS Chemistry teacher was the inspiration for the 'Pat' character from SNL. Literally. Writer went to same HS
Hi, bad costume story - when I was like 9 I really wanted to do a matching costume with my best friend, and we decided on toddlers who got covered in wrapping paper. We planned on wearing pull-ups, tank tops, and a bunch of tape and wrapping paper. Still haven't got to why it was such a bad idea - see, we wanted to wear signs explaining our costume, one half each, that said combined "we was wrapping presents" but since we were "toddlers" we couldn't spell anything right. I knew that we couldn't spell wrapping with a w, but I didn't want to spell it "rapping" because that is it's own word. So we decided - "we wuz raping prezents" with backwards letters and such. My mom found us painting the signs and told us we couldn't do that costume, and we were so confused and disappointed. Several years later, I was thinking about the incident and... OH. SHIT. I almost went out wearing a sign saying I raped presents 😬
On Halloween when I was 16, I still went trick-or-treating with my younger cousins, so I ended up making a costume fairly quickly. I decided to dress up as "pigs in a blanket". Basically it was just a bunch of pink clothes, a couple ears and a nose made of pink craft foam, and a blanket wrapped around my shoulders. The blanket happened to have pink and blue stripes. Anyway, as we were trick-or-treating, one lady says "oh, my goodness, you're dressed as Piglet! Oh, you even have the stripes like on his belly!" I didn't end up correcting her, and it really wasn't very far off, but 16 year old me was kind of embarrassed to have my costume be confused for a little kid character. To be honest, now I don't know why I was embarrassed, because now I would absolutely dress as Piglet, or a lot of other childhood characters, but back then I was not exactly happy with it.
now I want to walk around businesses I don't work at in khakis and cuss out annoying people on behalf of people who can't
(Sanders Sides group costume)
"Who are guys?"
"A dad, a teacher, a prince, and an emo!"
"Excuse me! An emo?? I am the embodiment of anxiety, thank you?"
"Yes, but he means dressed as. You're the embodiment of anxiety all year"
With that Hitler one near the beginning, eleven years is not too young to know WWII really happened. I read historical fiction about it in elementary school and knew the fictional stories were based on real events. Did nobody ever talk to this kid about history?
Casey Jewels - You might be absolutely shocked how many people, kids and adults, know little to nothing about major historical topics or general knowledge type things. I found this out a while ago when I used the word ‘n a z i’ in conversation with an acquaintance roughly 50 years old, and she asked me what that was. I thought she was kidding and I had to ask “are you really seriously asking me what that word means?” And so I gave her a little history lesson. This shocked me so much that someone on earth 5 decades and who graduated high school and was a working member of our world didn’t know this. So I started asking friends and acquaintances, very politely, ‘tell me what you remember being taught or learning on your own what you know about WWI, or Pearl Harbor, or what countries were in the UK, or roughly how long humans have been on earth, or name as many continents as possible, and is Africa a country (there is no country of Africa), or how many moons the earth had....... I wasn’t wanting to shame anyone, but it was sadly fascinating the ignorance that abounds. I’m not claiming to be scholarly, nor do I think myself brighter than the average bear. I just thought most adults could explain how people in China saw the same moon as people in Kentucky with only one single moon existing for Earth.
Johnnycomelately I think people hold onto knowledge for the test then forget it since it does not impact their life.
I used to know so much more in the past but have forgotten all the facts now.
People only care about knowledge if it impacts their life.
when i was in 6th grade i went to my school's halloween party as a bunny. i was wearing a white bunny ears, and white tank top, a white tutu with light pink shorts underneath. i was mostly hanging out with my friend who was supposed to be a 'sexy' cop but like we're 11-12 years old, def not sexy. i was always the "innocent" friend bc i just never said anything dirty-ish or whatever middle schoolers say (now i know it's cause i'm asexual lmao) so i was not trying to look sexy or anything and if i did my mom never would have let me leave the house.
at this halloween party i decided it would be fun to enter the costume contest. the contest was basically structured like a popularity contest where you just say what you are and people clap and whoever gets the loudest applause wins. i was relatively shy and didn't really talk to many people so i didn't have any high expectations so i just went up and said "i'm a bunny" and got a pretty good applause if i do say so myself lol. it's been like 6 years so i don't remember exactly what place i got but i was in like 3rd place or something.
after that, some girls came up to me and said "i only clapped for you because i thought you were supposed to be regina george!" and saying stuff like "omg your costume is so slutty i love it" and little 12 year old me was like "thanks?" eventually a whole bunch of these girls approached me as a group and said something like "hey so we've been looking around and trying to find the sluttiest 6th grader we can find to join our group and pass on our tradition to the 7th graders next year and we decided that you're the sluttiest and we want you to do it." i stood there like wtf??? but we love anxiety so i mumbled out an unsure "sure."
what was their 'tradition' you might ask? a twerk circle. they stood in a circle grinding and twerking on each other while i stood there awkwardly while being yelled at by the friend that i came with because "she was supposed to be the sexy one!" but i eventually walked away and called my mom to come get me ahahha
now i'm 17 and my parents still call me "slutty bunny"
Lol. Rotf.
Like wtf?
That is just the weirdest story. Sort of a dark comedy. But it's too real.
Funny but also makes me feel awkward.
I had a.... think he was a 1st Sargeant, maybe a drill sargeant though, with your last name who taught JROTC at my high school. He was one of the most genuine, best teachers I ever met. I wonder of you are related?
8:36 you cropped out the best part: The guy also said he's black.
I am Jewish, orthodox, one time before the Sabbath, on a friday, I had already put on my festive clothes (black suit, white shirt and a black hat, plus a long beard) and went to the grocery store. Clearly there was some carnival going on, becuase most people in the street were in costumes. In line, a jolly, slightly drunk guy asked me, if I was Abraham Lincoln, I laughed and calmly explained, that it was a Jewish thing... He was very apologetic... Yes, it was in Germany xDDDD
Trick or treat parade w/my kids, friend & her kids up at one of the nursing homes. I was goth & worked @ an old, popular mus/vid/game store & hadn't had time to get into costume after work, since I had 3 kids to get ready so just wore what I'd worn to work that day. Went to McD's after the parade. Just sitting finishing up eating, 2 Asian ladies & little girl walk in, see me & beeline toward me. Started asking where I got my awesome costume, I looked great, etc... made me stand up so the little girl could get a bunch of pics taken w/me. My kids were confused & my friend was laughing her ass off & I just didn't have the heart to tell them I was just a weirdo with a lenient dress code at work & this is basically what I wore every day. In my defense, I guess I was considered a little more glam goth than like grunge goth. But yeah, they were super nice & never saw them again. Lol
I remember back around 1999-2000 one of my younger brothers dressed up as Gene Simmons from the band Kiss. He was about 6 years old at the time. My mom and cousin are big fans of Kiss. So it only made sense to dress up my brother as gene simmons since he wanted it.
All the students were terrified of him and didnt know what he was. All the parents thought he was dressed like a demon. Only one teacher, who was the nerdiest guy might i add, recognized the outfit as Gene Simmons. He even said to my mom “im with the Kiss Army 🤘🏼”.
Someone once asked if I was a princess. It took me awhile to respond because I was Skyward Sword Zelda--one of the few instances where she *_ISN'T_* a princess. I just kind of laughed and said kind of. I've also been mistaken for a princess almost every year (mostly for my cosplay with the most memorable being when I dressed up as a Meloeta) until I dressed up as Maka Albarn from Soul Eater since I also had a scythe...ironically that was the year that both my brother and my cousin decided to dress up as grim reapers (not planned) so there was two teens and one preteen running around with scythes.
I've got a good story that relates to this when I was about 15 or so I used to go to a bar/concert hall literally 2 mins down the road from my house where I saw my first concert and ended up working there as a rowdy so I didn't have to pay for the concert I just got payed with admission and free soda/water. Well we had a math teacher who left for some reason and was replaced with a substitute teacher who was a mid 20s cute lady who was into rock and heavy metal like me and a few friends well a few weeks after she started there was a big show I was working and I was on stage loading amps and setting up the drum set when I noticed a lady looking at me very intently. I was in my trip pants and a giant mohawk so I realised it was my new math teacher and she was trying to figure out if I was her student or not and after the stage was set i got down and walked up to her and was like "yeah it's me lol" and we ended up talking for a bit with her and her boyfriend who were out on a date and i kinda ended hanging with them for a while. Well whenever she went to the bathroom or to get drinks her boyfriend would slide out this flask and take a swig and then hand it to me and we ended up finishing it after a while and he then pulled it out again shook it to verify there was almost nothing left and then handed it to me when my teacher wasnt looking while he put his finger to his lips in the SHHHHH motion and smiled and went back to enjoying the concert.
I still have that flask almost 15 years later.
1:40.... is that... is that Eric cartmans son speaking?
For Halloween, I dressed as a shiny Duskull and was mistaken for a Shy Guy from Mario.
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what kind of human calls a kid that
“You should have brought a gun!”
Ah yes, because holding a gun will definitely assure people that I’m not a terrorist. Also, ninjas carry guns to defend themselves, instead of using, like, ninjitsu or something
5:20 Bruce Banner wears glasses.
CaTastrophy427 does The Hulk suddenly have 20/20 when he transforms.
Lily_of_the_Forest doesn’t matter hulk smashes everything.
But Bruce Banner isn't green. I don't even watch super hero movies and even I know that.
Diamond Seraph Bruce Banner *is* The Hulk dude. So yeah, he technically is green. Don’t talk about shit you don’t know, if you haven’t seen the movies or read the comments don’t try and correct people 🙄
@@TobeEvans
I meant when in his human form...
A bit late to the party but
when I was younger I went trick or treating with my friend (6) and his older brother (10 or 11 If i remember right). I was a princess, my friend was a pirate, and friends brother was dressed up in a last-minute stormtrooper costume. It was a white sweater, matching sweatpants, and black gloves with a stormtrooper helmet that broke and was unwearable halfway through the night so we just threw it in his moms' car and carried on, it was still early.
I have a very clear memory of us knocking on this one door
"Trick Or Treat!"
"Awesome, we got a princess, a pirate, and what are you just some kid from the city or something??" With visible confusion
(The city is what we refer to NYC as around here"
I remember him just sighing and explaining he was a helmet-less stormtrooper
Misinterpreted Halloween costume: one year I dressed as dog the bounty hunter and everyone thought I was Brett Michaels. I was pretty annoyed, but i laugh now.
My bf, his friend/roommate, my friend, & I all went to a club one night. My friend really didn't do the club thing. Well my bf's roommate asked me why my friend was dressed as Little Orphan Annie. She was in a red dress & black Mary Jane's. I didn't even notice til he said something. My poor friend. XD
My last name is Harvey and one time I was in a Harley shop with my dad and I was sitting on a motorcycle when the manager came up to me and said “would you like to take it for a test ride mr. Harvey”? I’ve never met this guy and was wondering how tf he knew my name so I said “ yea I wish I could, but I’m not old enough yet, btw how do you know my name”? He looks at me with a look of pure confusion and said “wait, you’re not the guy who opened the Harley shop a few miles away”? I said no and turns out the guy who opened the other shop was in a local magazine and looked exactly like me. It was definitely the strangest and coolest case of mistaken identity I’ve ever experienced.
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When I was in elementary school the girl who invited me told me that she was going to go sleep at her boyfriend's house so I could play with her little sisters...this was my first ever sleepover and I was too shy/embaressed/ashamed/afraid to insult and/or hurt her families feelings to ask for my mom to pick up despite the fact that they were encouraging me to do so and I ended up sobbing for most of the night before her sisters were able to cheer me up. The only good thing that came of the situation was that her sisters became my best friends but after that I was traumatised to the point that I never went to another sleep over for years because I was scared something would go wrong...
Needless to say that was a pretty awkward sleepover that ended with me being severely depressed for several hours...
Everyone thought my Angus Young costume was Harry Potter.
OOOOOOOOOF
In 2009 I borrowed the Lion (from Wizard of Oz) costume from a local community theater, and everyone thought I was from “Where the Wild Things Are” because the movie was either still in theaters or just out of theaters.
I in reality am totally blind. In college, I was invited to a Halloween party last minute, did not have a costume. Grab some sunshades, my white cane, and a couple other really cliché accessories, and went as a blind guy. Won the costume contest.
The avocado costume story was hilarious.😂
12:27 I loved that one.
the one who dressed up as a girl and got hit in was hilarious-
Not a Halloween story but still in the same ballpark. My boyfriend at the time and I went to an anime convention in Atlantic City, and we went as Kamoshida from Persona 5 and Mimikyu from Pokémon. This lady came up to us and asked us, “Excuse me, are you guys hungover?” I can see why she thought that since my ex was walking around in a pair of pink underwear and a cape, and o was wearing a Mimikyu poncho and had red makeup on my cheeks. It’s still one of my favorite con stories though. :D
Thank you to the non-workers for helping confused customers. Was very kind of you.
Every single conversation is awkward with me
I was a weird kid when I was young, and I got in a lot of trouble and did some weird stuff. I don't know if it was because of mt ADHD, or if it was something else. But, I was also pretty smart. I didn't study for a single test in science, in middle school, but aced them all. I was probably the smartest kid in that class. Even surprised a girl with the fact that I could spell her name just from hearing it once, while the other kids in our group couldn't. When she asked me how, I answered with the truth; Roman mythology. Her name was Terra, and guess what. The Roman Earth goddess is named Terra.
I was really into mythology; Greek, Roman, Norse, Egyptian. I've read a lot of Rick Riordan's books; the Percy Jackson series, the Heroes of Olympus series, etc.
Bonus (note that none of this is awkward, at this point, I am just telling life stories):
I was a weird, skinny, nerdy kid, and you'd probably expect that I was always the last one picked for a team in PE. However, you'd be wrong. While I couldn't throw very well, I was always the last person on my team to be taken out. I was agile, and, while I never was, and still to this day am not, a long distance runner, I was fast. Then, when it came to soccer, I was amazing at defense.
There is a story, it happened a few years ago. I had decided to take PE during the summer, because you needed one full credit of PE to graduate, and I figured I'd get it over with (plus, I didn't want to have to deal with changing in the locker room. It was always uncomfortable for me). We were playing line soccer (it was indoors, as well), which is where three people on each team are offense, while the rest are goalies. Well, I was on offense, and the ball was coming towards me, and it's important to take note that it was bouncing, as that factored in to what happened. There was a girl from the opposing team, who was on offense, and was coming towards the ball, not too far from me.
Well, I go to kick the ball, while it's in the air, and I hit it with the top of my foot. It goes rocketing towards the girl, and hits her square in the face. I forget if she had glasses or not. But, what I do remember, is that I felt so bad for that. She had to go to the nurse and get an ice pack.
That time that, as a casino coctail server, (read: wearing sexy clothing) I ran into an old high school teacher of mine while I was working.
5:17. This guy obviously hasn't seen Endgame or even read some of the comics. Because it's explained in the movies and in the comic, more detailed in the comics, that Hulk has D.I.D. and as a result there are multiple different versions of Hulk. One of them is known as Professor Hulk. And he actually does wear glasses. The Hulk in Endgame is pretty close to Professor Hulk.
i think i know why the kid did not want his friend to leave the sleep over an was crying about it i will take child abuse for 300 ×jeopardy joke*
loll i became a bartender shortly after hs ive served my old teachers all time some of them are really funny while they are drunk especially my math teacher 😭😭
people thought my traditional pastafairian pirate robes were merely a costume.
im kind of a special effects wizard, and back when i was in film school on halloween, i dressed up as a plague victim. I went around the fucking dorm scaring the shit out of people. The only guy who saw through it was the ra who'd clearly dealt with this shit before.
1:09:25 Well the teachers aren't wrong. LOL
It was picture day, middle school. I was wearing a black suit sans jacket and a crimson red tie. I was immensely pale back then and got several are you a vampire questions. This was not Halloween. I don't think they were making fun of me.
BAHAHHA THE HULK ONE LOOL
I told my football coach (who was an asshole) I was not going to be playing the next year, my senior year. He got mad and said I’d not get my letter jacket. Which I had earned. I got in his face and said: “We’ll see about that!” I could not believe how brave I was. This guy used to be a linebacker in the NFL. End of year he is handing out the jackets and I got mine. Flash forward a year and I’m with my hot girlfriend at a 7-11. He was walking up as we are walking out. He said hello. I totally ignored him, we get on our bikes and rode away.
I don’t know if this counts because it’s the opposite but at Anime/Comic Book Conventions (more than once!) I’ve had people come up to request a picture of, or with me. The problem? I wasn’t cosplaying.
It’s equal parts flattering and confusing.
I have been mistaken for a barnes and noble employee more times than I can count...
"how hard can your job be?".
You should have answered with:
I bet a 100 bucks my job is harder than yours.
He takes the bet and you reveal that youre actually a brain surgeon at x hospital.
Cool
That one about her stripping and her teacher coming in every week during senior year is just... 😱
Ah yes, enslaved awkward
But Hades is f*cking awesome!
I had a heart attack when I saw the Robin Hood one. I did that to someone. They were Peter Pan.
XD Funny thing is that old lady probably knew she was dressed as Britney Spears
Y’all get to dress up at school for Halloween?
Ohmygosh that one story about the guy being mistaken for someone who works at a funeral home reminded me - 12 years ago, I'd just started dating the man whom I'd later marry. I mean, JUST had started dating. My great aunt died, and I HATE funerals (honestly bc they creep me out) so I asked him if he'd go with me. Surprisingly, he was willing to. This great aunt I knew very well, but not the majority of people from that side of the family. We decided after the service, we'd avoid the other mourners and go out the back. Well, looks like a lot of people are going out the back, and they were, but turns out it's because that's where they sat up a sympathy line. Probably 30 people that I didn't know, and my poor bf DEFINITELY didn't know, pulled us into hugs, saying they're sorry for our loss. He's an extremely introverted and shy person, now being hugged by caring strangers offering sympathy for a woman he never knew. Awwwkkkwwwaaarrrdddd.... But ultimately hilarious
No one will read this I’m sure but I worked as a manger in fast food for a long time and I had to learn to take off my name tags in any grocery stores if I went shopping right after work. Managers had different colored shirts than the crew but they were still not Walmart or Publix store colors but middle aged and old people just saw a uniform and would pester me asking me to help them 🤓 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to tell people I didn’t work there. Funny thing is that my workplace’s logo was right on the front of the shirt I wore and they never noticed. I ended up working at Walmart for a bit as well later on and the average public are just idiots. So many times they would find someone from a non relevant department that was on the other side of the store to help them with something we have no knowledge of and they would pass 3 or 4 employees in that department to get to someone else. It’s like they tried to inconvenience us. And with my position we were timed so the customers walking up every 5 mins asking for help was so soooo annoying. Half the time they would be standing right in front of what they were looking for. Or they would walk straight in, find an employee and demand they take them to whatever they needed. Which I can understand that but them not reading the signs was so frustrating for me
Friend and I trick or treated he was a zombie. Went to this house kid opened door saw friend screamed and ran away. We both felt so bad for scaring kid. He was 5 or 6 not sure though.
I'm well over 6 foot 5 inches i'm a giant and I was at the supermarket with my mom and a old lady like 70 something year old walks up to me and asks me if i work there I was wearing a baseball cap and shorts and a burgundy shirt nothing like the employee uniforms so i politely said no i don't work there and she responded yes but your tall can you help me get something off the top shelf? I said ok and she pointed at what she wanted me to get and I handed it to her and we went our separate ways
I have a short story that’s awkward? When i was about 13/14, i was running around a costume store with my 2 little cousins (11 and 4 in age) and some manager pulled us to the side and started scolding us. This lady started yelling at me that I should be a better example for my little “sisters” and that she will call our mom over the speaker phone if we don’t settle down. I just got annoyed at this random lady yelling at us so just decided to talk back in a way which i have gotten used to at this point. (A little back story, my mom passed away when i was 9 and my dad is in jail for life for some stuff he pulled). Anyways, when she said this i just said “you can get my mom!! I haven’t seen her since she died!!” And the lady just froze and kinda went white and said “oh... um.... i will get your dad then!” Right after she said that i burst into fake tears and ran into a clothing rack and screamed “dont let him find me!!!! I don’t want to go back!!!” In which case my 2 cousins decided to follow my lead to get out of trouble and ran into other clothing racks too and started fake crying. The poor manager lady got a really scared look like she was going to get fired and tried to quite us down but when that didn’t work she just ran to the other side of the store, lol. After that we just went back to playing with the masks and stuff and anytime we saw her in the store she would go pale and run the other direction. Very fun, lol
Luna The Demon Wolf I’m sorry for your loss.
Lily_of_the_Forest its ok! Thank you though! 💜
Stop making me laugh, my mum is gonna kill me!🤣
I lived in a really poor part of my town and there's a meth house on my street. You can fill in the gabs.
It was my business teacher.
The story about the guy shitting his pants and then continuing to shit while on the toile while throwing up into a wicker trash can has me dying
ArE yOu HeRmIoNe ?
Me dressed as Luna Lovegood ( in her goggles and lion hat )
Are we not gonna y’all about 31:23
I've never been mistaken for an employee (most likely because I always look so lost and confused not even the most oblivious Karen would think I worked somewhere, lol), but I have been mistaken for the mother of a family friend's daughter more than once. Granted, we do look similar, and she's young enough to be my kid, so I get it.
His cat was named towel
During what my school calls transition from primary to high school (yea I'm English) someone asked me where where the certainbsetbof classrooms are after arguing with there friends about where or not I should even be there if I was going year 11 or year 4. I was in there group, was the one who figured out we needed to find a certain class (ma8 or something as our school is split into sections). I can sort of understand the year 11 as I am quite tall but the year 4 still confuses me to this day, we are friends now and I help them out in maths as clearly they needed it
1:30 Eric Cartman?
Went to chick filet on halloween the clerk had fe on a sign across his chest . He was iron man fe being the chemical symbol for iron
so many osama stories
didn't know people were racist like that
I was 15. Went to Moulin Rouge Cabaret in Paris. I dressed in a suit and tie. In america the show would have been 18+ (Lots of boobs). It got late and my parents didn't know there would be all the boobs, so we headed out about 3/4 way through (we had seats really close to the door. On the way out, someone asks me if I work there (I do look a little french, plus I was much better dressed than my parents), and I had to say, "No, I'm 15, sorry"
Their is one impostor among us 56:29
The hitler one seems a little far fetched. I knew better at eleven and no mom would let their kid do that
Hey Blinkin?
9:25 yes me and my ex di Calvin and hobbesand Noone knew who where we were sad commentary on our tiiimes
Not first
I once had a girl pin me down to a bench at school and start humping me...now, I actually learned about what s*x was when I was only in elementary school (so for me the birds and the bees was just needless trauma since I had already figured everything out when I was still in the single digits...) because as a kid I had this book about cats that mentioned all kinds of things about how to take care of cats, how to tell if they're sick, how to perform basic first aid, and even....how they reproduce...(keep in mind that this was a kids book and for whatever reason it actively described the process...it didn't go into to much detail but I still found it a bit weird that they would mention it...).Well it just so happens that I've always been extremely perceptive--to the point that ever since I was a kid I was easily able to figure out things that a lot of people don't learn until they're a lot older just because I was able to connect the dots/compare them to similar things. So needless to say it didn't take much for me to realize that the same was also true for humans although obviously with a few more steps (if I remember correctly I actually already had an idea of the entire process and I just chose to pretend otherwise...although I'm not sure if this is because I just figured it out from the book or if it's because I was a victim of sexual assault as a kid and I just filled in the blanks...). Anyway, the point is that I knew what s*x is a lot sooner than most. So I just looked this girl in the eyes while she's humping me and told her point blank that that was how animals breed. I swear to god I have never seen someone move so quickly than her in that moment when she got off of me and slid to the other side of the bench...
Also, I've had people (jokingly) ask why I didn't join in. My reason? Well...aside from the fact that I was a really shy kid...remember how I mentioned that I was a victim of sexual assault as a kid? Well while I did manage to mostly recover from that by this point (thanks to being even more traumatized by a later event that completely overshadowed it) I've been aromantic ever since and haven't been able to develop romantic feelings for anyone.
I love this channel but...
There are 99 dislikes and I really want to make that 100 so it ends in a zero :[
Don't worry I didn't though xD
(ThIs Is A jOkE sO pLeAsE nO hAtE)
None of this shit happened
German uniform is cool. There is nothing wrong with wearing it.
You're technically correct, there's a big difference between wearing a German uniform and dressing up as an SS officer. I assumed you were being serious and not an edgelord.
The tricky laugh independently disagree because vault plausibly move over a far-flung lawyer. black, married sheep