How to Beat the KILLER CAMERA in "POLAROID"

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    If you stumbled across a vintage polaroid camera at a yard sale, and happened to take some pictures of your friends, only to realize that it was a haunted camera with a ghost in it that comes and kills whoever you took a picture of, what could you do? In this video on Nerd Explains.. I’ll tell you, how to beat the ghost, in, Polaroid.
    We’ll follow the characters, see if they could’ve made better decisions, and ultimately figure out if we can beat the polaroid monster.
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  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5966

    What movie would you like me to talk about next??

  • @Maiqty
    @Maiqty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15576

    Dead Meats - Covers Kills
    Found Flix - Explains the Endings
    Nerd Explains - How to Survive
    The perfect 3

  • @guidoferrerkemp3225
    @guidoferrerkemp3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2740

    "if the door is the banana, these are the three scoops of get out of the house ice-cream" is such an underrated line

    • @butterplayz_yt9606
      @butterplayz_yt9606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      And then the whipped cream lmao

    • @fallenfromgracee1059
      @fallenfromgracee1059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ooh! Don’t forget the chocolate drizzle!

    • @flightless838
      @flightless838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Are you guys really gonna forget the cherry?

    • @calebreeves518
      @calebreeves518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s enough to make a grown man giggle

    • @NRalter
      @NRalter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was gonna type this holy shit 😂

  • @cloroxbleach7684
    @cloroxbleach7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    I love how he explains the plot at the start so even if you’ve never seen the movie you can still understand it

    • @Draemurr
      @Draemurr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've drank 13 gallons of you and survived. 😈😈🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥

    • @mr.boomer8416
      @mr.boomer8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Draemurr is that a insult?

    • @cloroxbleach7684
      @cloroxbleach7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Draemurr want some more ;)

    • @Draemurr
      @Draemurr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cloroxbleach7684 Yes. 👁👅👁

    • @Draemurr
      @Draemurr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mr.boomer8416 No, it's a flex 😈😈🥳🥳🥵🥵

  • @alessioughetta3677
    @alessioughetta3677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "If you stumbled across a vintage polaroid camera at a yard sale, and happened to take some pictures of your friends, only to realize that it was a haunted camera with a ghost in it that comes and kills whoever you took a picture of, what could you do?"
    finally somebody is talking about this! a so common yet uncovered problem.

  • @yes-en8ur
    @yes-en8ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9093

    This is such a sick channel that is so criminally underrated

    • @NerdExplains
      @NerdExplains  4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

      Damn dawg, gonna make me blush!

    • @tomatazoo
      @tomatazoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@NerdExplains it's true tho

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Really is tho, I got work in 4 hours and I’m binge watching all the vids instead of sleeping

    • @RandomGaki
      @RandomGaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So true

    • @chancemichael7455
      @chancemichael7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha just finding it and I'm surprised didnt find it sooner

  • @danieltobias3908
    @danieltobias3908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2594

    Random person: *takes a selfie*
    Ghost: “And I took that personally.”

  • @aryanxved
    @aryanxved 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    i genuinely love how you include such a happy thing like a banana sundae tutorial as an analogy for something as scary as this

    • @kaitlyndiep9526
      @kaitlyndiep9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ikr

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      For some reason the fact that the tutorial was in Spanish makes it even funnier to me

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought it was going to be a sponsorship.

    • @randomcatifoundongoogle
      @randomcatifoundongoogle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

    • @PumpkinKing_
      @PumpkinKing_ ปีที่แล้ว

      True but the lady had 0 brain cells

  • @BooksInTheVoid
    @BooksInTheVoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    My friend's version of slicing the pie is walking into her house, hearing a noise, being scared, picking up a knife and yelling in hesitation, "I've killed before."

  • @Sleepcycle831
    @Sleepcycle831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6748

    The camera is actually a gun and the monster is actually just lag.

    • @imperious6804
      @imperious6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      mag*

    • @trutwhut6550
      @trutwhut6550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      @@imperious6804 I think he meant lag

    • @gamergodplays7153
      @gamergodplays7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      imperious don’t correct people if you’re going to do it wrong.

    • @WisdomCatto
      @WisdomCatto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Ah yes 999 ping

    • @patientzero8905
      @patientzero8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      imperious you are the embodiment of ungamer

  • @doodlebobascending8505
    @doodlebobascending8505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    *Takes a selfie*
    Ghost: Wanna talk about it bro

    • @Caapslocks
      @Caapslocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

    • @sorayahowe8711
      @sorayahowe8711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO😂😂

    • @bmw-owner
      @bmw-owner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMFAO

    • @killmeplease3001
      @killmeplease3001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMFAO😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😀🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What if I take a picture of the ghost

  • @lucaschagas7344
    @lucaschagas7344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3610

    How to beat Polaroid:
    1st step: Don't use it.
    That's it, thanks for reading!

    • @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343
      @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      "Thanks for coming to my TED talk"

    • @rabniscraft1804
      @rabniscraft1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      How to beat any horror related thing. DON'T CHECK THE WHERE THE NOISE CAME FROM AND GO AWAY FROM THE NOISE!

    • @methodman6725
      @methodman6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This guide works I survived

    • @anvy2000
      @anvy2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thanks it worked, 10/10 would reuse

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *holds lighter below camera*
      :)

  • @greenmeadowduelist5225
    @greenmeadowduelist5225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I love how you talk about how weird the town is. Teenagers living alone in Victorian mansions and everyone tries to save money on super cheap lighting.

  • @ThomasBruh-rf9ye
    @ThomasBruh-rf9ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2444

    My man explains how people die with a metaphorical banana split

    • @yipyap6161
      @yipyap6161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That's simply.... bananas

    • @justadjustor8993
      @justadjustor8993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love it 😆😆🤣😄

    • @scarletpumpernickel3279
      @scarletpumpernickel3279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I read this just before he started the analogy and it all suddenly made sense 🤣

    • @AwesomeMusicLady
      @AwesomeMusicLady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly that was my favorite part. Perfect

    • @707Moreno
      @707Moreno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      in spanish

  • @nightowl9398
    @nightowl9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3018

    The whole banana split bit is absolute gold

    • @cye2310
      @cye2310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I learned how to make a banana split and how to get the fuck out of a shitty situation. Thank you Nerd Explains, very cool

    • @kingbidoof7619
      @kingbidoof7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The instructions were unclear I now own a banana split that always change ingredients when I look away. But it only has things I'm allergic to. The worst one was definitely the bees.

    • @uncapo7838
      @uncapo7838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fun fact: the tutorial is in spanish

    • @josukegappyhigashikata6537
      @josukegappyhigashikata6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Get the faqk out of this house-ice cream

    • @nakedharpy6504
      @nakedharpy6504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed. Pure gold with diamonds on top.

  • @lightningx2656
    @lightningx2656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4031

    I swear to God about 98 percent of horror films would last only about a minute or two if the characters didn't have the IQ of a melted ice cream cone.

    • @ToastedPup
      @ToastedPup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Of a melted banana split, one may say

    • @jellylover2502
      @jellylover2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes you are correct

    • @foamyloro5699
      @foamyloro5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Facts

    • @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13
      @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      lol Just toss the camera into landfill.

    • @gwg2813
      @gwg2813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Melted ice cream cone" wait w h a t ?

  • @nshehencnbwndrnt
    @nshehencnbwndrnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "this is the three scoops of get the fuck out of the house ice cream" is my favorite joke ive ever heard ever

  • @cjaylovesmetal515
    @cjaylovesmetal515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    Doomslayer: takes pictures of himself
    Ghost: Fuck!

    • @isaiah9809
      @isaiah9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underrated comment! Lol

    • @Pumpkinboar1660
      @Pumpkinboar1660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      By that point doom slayer is Scp 096

    • @MonoMaletas
      @MonoMaletas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Pumpkinboar1660 wait that's weird, what if scp-096 takes a photo of him self and sees his own face???

    • @abu21ngmyself
      @abu21ngmyself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MonoMaletas then the turn tables turned would turn most likely

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MonoMaletas what if we take a pic of 096 with the haunted Polaroid and the ghost will be like wtf cuz he's pretty much impossible to kill

  • @vlazurah789
    @vlazurah789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    “Three scoops of get the fuck outta the house”
    This shit was fucking hilarious. It’s 4am and I’m losing my shit

    • @BARKZIM
      @BARKZIM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do you need help finding it again? 😂💀

    • @bradleyanderson8241
      @bradleyanderson8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      how tf you watching scary shit at 4am its the middle of the day and i was still scared to watch this

    • @hazen7313
      @hazen7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ur watching a horror movie thing at 4 am. The guts you have

    • @liliyoon476
      @liliyoon476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bradleyanderson8241 this movie ain’t scary bro

    • @RhaggyTheOG
      @RhaggyTheOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saaame, like the moment i have a random door open im packing my shit and getting the fuck out to sum nice fuckin hotel honestly get the strongest flashlight and lighter and be like i aint scared of ya bald head

  • @HBomb2400
    @HBomb2400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

    Summary of the movie:
    Step one: Take a picture of the ghost.
    Step two: Profit.

    • @daniloljubojevic1845
      @daniloljubojevic1845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I also asked why we just dont take pic of ghost

    • @jamestoy4962
      @jamestoy4962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@daniloljubojevic1845 same, like take a pic of yourself, sit in the dark, then wait

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sooooo, Fatal Frame?

    • @Tobbicoo
      @Tobbicoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daniloljubojevic1845 mislim da bi to bilo teško

    • @BrennanTheContentWhisperer
      @BrennanTheContentWhisperer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yea.
      It’s all coming together.

  • @gmmartines7331
    @gmmartines7331 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Olympia charging for the window and crashing through it in a summersault was ALREADY hilarious. Now I'm laughing even harder 🤣🤣

  • @t.i2147
    @t.i2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3722

    imagine how short a horror movie would be with smart characters

    • @zorex83
      @zorex83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      30 sec. Take it or leave it

    • @Jitssyu
      @Jitssyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Zorex
      30 seconds! That’s too long! 1 nanosecond max.

    • @coffeejellysupremacy2199
      @coffeejellysupremacy2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      U guy are giving these horror movies to much credit, A smart person wouldn’t even be in the movie

    • @toiletwater214
      @toiletwater214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      if this movie took place when albert einstein was around it would be -1 seconds long

    • @Dominator_0211
      @Dominator_0211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Yeah they’re stupid. Why didn’t they just take like 20 pictures of birds or something? Birds are hard af to catch and it’ll buy them plenty of time

  • @thewatcher9237
    @thewatcher9237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    “ NOOOO YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF US AND NOW WE’RE GETTING KILLED”
    “ Haha haunted camera go brrr”

    • @wonderz7073
      @wonderz7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O_O

    • @cin2338
      @cin2338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It should be “haha haunted camera go click” but ok

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You've stolen my so-o-o-ul!"

    • @4f52
      @4f52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What??? Looks like that meme is dead... Thanks, Redditor.

  • @tundeogunleye3157
    @tundeogunleye3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Like many others have said, your channel is criminally underrated. You, the horror geek, and movie recap deserve a million subs.

    • @NerdExplains
      @NerdExplains  4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Geez, I really appreciate the kind words!

    • @austin7979
      @austin7979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RepyClub _ good to see he’s getting the support he deserves, his recent videos
      are poppinnnnn.

  • @Saggy_bones
    @Saggy_bones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    One thing I can’t understand about this movie is how they try to destroy the monster imagine the things you could do with the camera that kills anyone THEY LITERALLY GAVE UP A SUPERWEAPON

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      When the super weapon is aimed at yourself, the choice to destroy it is pretty easy

  • @roxyspence
    @roxyspence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

    I feel like this could have been a very different movie if the camera was used offensively, like deathnote.

    • @ivolawso3646
      @ivolawso3646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Exactly imagine if you got hired by the government to take out certain people around the world you could make a living. Not only that but maybe you could take a picture of the monster and leverage it's picture to force it to kill people you want
      PS I promise I'm not crazy

    • @Morganaplays
      @Morganaplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      either way, this is gonna be the whipped cream conjuring trailer ad plays

    • @mosiacmaniacswarm
      @mosiacmaniacswarm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ivolawso3646 I would pay theater price to see a movie like that

    • @tariqhusein4709
      @tariqhusein4709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      man, I had a similar idea, but you beat me to it, good job

    • @rileym818
      @rileym818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There actually is a scene like that, where someone threatens to take a photo of someone offensively :)

  • @JoeByrds
    @JoeByrds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2684

    How to annoy the h*ly sh*t out of the ghost: Become a etymologist and take only pictures of bugs for the rest of your life. Just... bugs... Include mass groups of bugs, swarms, colonies, infestations... Eventually the Ghost will feel super depressed and will finally decide that Hell in Hell would be a nice upgrade over his Hell on Earth.

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      This thing looks like it would effectively kill off Thousands of bugs in a second. or it'll just burn the pictures to quickly kill them.

    • @acetuberjason6730
      @acetuberjason6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Take a picture of a bacterial colony through a microscope.

    • @acetuberjason6730
      @acetuberjason6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Florida

    • @meodrac
      @meodrac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Yeah, that's why this video is title "how to beat x" and not "how to torture"

    • @elisabeth9951
      @elisabeth9951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Oh my, you just found a job for the ghost xD. We could use him to wipe out infestations or invasive species :v.

  • @veitongowarriorjml440
    @veitongowarriorjml440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Lol this is basically a one hour version of that one Goosebumps episode “Say Cheese and Die”.

    • @NerdExplains
      @NerdExplains  4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Never saw it. But I'm sure it affirms my newfound paranoia of old cameras.

    • @NeoNeonGreen
      @NeoNeonGreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I never saw the episode, but I did read one or two of the books. I was a huge fan of the books back in the day. They were great :D

    • @conkerthesquirrel8271
      @conkerthesquirrel8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is scp material

    • @vertical7747
      @vertical7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I knew the concept seemed familiar

    • @his-sa-yots2692
      @his-sa-yots2692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NerdExplains basically whomever you took a picture of with the camera it will show a bad thing happening to them like one characters got his picture taken and it showed him with a nail in his foot and he walked off and he got a nail in his foot

  • @Galzar91
    @Galzar91 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you for telling me how to beat it. I took my own picture with a really old Polaroid and now I think it's coming for me.

    • @Cellystix3.0
      @Cellystix3.0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey you good?

  • @valac7820
    @valac7820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    The ghost behind the people in every photo be like:
    🤘😘👍

  • @efrainsantiago2181
    @efrainsantiago2181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3122

    I remember hearing a theory about how the reason why people in horror movies are so stupid is because they live in an alternate universe where horror movies don't exist

    • @LuczxsCODM
      @LuczxsCODM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They’re actors

    • @pak296
      @pak296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      @@LuczxsCODM its. a. joke.

    • @galactic7458
      @galactic7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      @@LuczxsCODM what? No. I thought these were all documentaries!

    • @marionsebastian7098
      @marionsebastian7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@galactic7458 not they are not. It isn't real the characters are just actors.

    • @galactic7458
      @galactic7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@marionsebastian7098 no… so are you saying Samuel L. Jackson wasn’t magically revived after dying in a bunch of movies?

  • @teomantecontardivo2105
    @teomantecontardivo2105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    "You can kill as many dumb people as you please but NOT THE DOG"
    Everyone when she almost takes a photo of her dog

    • @MegaBytes257
      @MegaBytes257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me: sees her pointing the camera at dog
      Also me: *Aight imma head out*

    • @mimim1791
      @mimim1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was screaminggggg when she pointed it at the dog

    • @SpaceRaptor510
      @SpaceRaptor510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually I wouldn't care if the dog died

    • @derpplays353
      @derpplays353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SpaceRaptor510 you are heartless

    • @SpaceRaptor510
      @SpaceRaptor510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eskiieline Lelochié I've eaten dogs they taste really fucking good

  • @invaderzim9497
    @invaderzim9497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I got to say I LOVE your videos man. But the little bit at 2:25 made me belly laugh. I love it when people add some comedy to scary movie break downs. Also thank you for advising people to slice the pie

    • @456death654
      @456death654 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The 'but' is used as a counter point to what you originally said so your comment doesn't make sense

  • @brendonian4097
    @brendonian4097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1145

    The only really scary part of this movie was when Bird was about to take a picture of her dog

    • @coolkitty73
      @coolkitty73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Brendonian -heart beat intensifies-

    • @mysterious_truth6907
      @mysterious_truth6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah

    • @krystal3963
      @krystal3963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      literally though, dont care if people die BUT DONT YOU DARE kill the dog

    • @cadenwatson2942
      @cadenwatson2942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Krystal That’s just how it is

    • @holyvicar
      @holyvicar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      An animal life is more important than humans life? I wouldn't blame you since humans are more stupid

  • @Techtastisch
    @Techtastisch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5177

    It's just like a Death Note

    • @itisi2042
      @itisi2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      But with photos

    • @richapborne6870
      @richapborne6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@whatwhy779 I love goosebumps

    • @MartyBrawls
      @MartyBrawls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      💀📓

    • @anthonytate6363
      @anthonytate6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Fun fact: The Polaroid camera's ghost is Light Yagami.

    • @HenriqueLSilva
      @HenriqueLSilva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Except it's a lot more op cause you only need their faces

  • @blissfuldj7627
    @blissfuldj7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Is noone talking about how you could become the world's most expert assassin with this goddamn thing

    • @purelyme2625
      @purelyme2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      he said the military might take it

    • @primarchkhas726
      @primarchkhas726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This is how epstein died

    • @sheridanroad2001
      @sheridanroad2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That would be a cooler movie, a hit man that uses Cursed objects to kill their targets.
      Could be the Protagonist or Antagonist.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It’s practically a Death Note but as a Camera...
      To be honest, I kinda want that Camera, but also don’t really want to risk it incase I ended up getting in the photo.

    • @SecretCoffin
      @SecretCoffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Zack_Zander knowing movies like this, there will always a stupid person that would spot ur camera, pick it up and randomly take your picture and smile stupidly

  • @Edgeperor
    @Edgeperor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:00 who the hell begins a call about a close friend’s death with “Yo, you’re never gonna believe this”

  • @theworld4980
    @theworld4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    Why do they always say "Is AnYoNe ThErE" when they know they are alone whats the monster/burglar gonna say?
    "Im in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"

    • @iatethepaint5919
      @iatethepaint5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ZA WARUDO

    • @theworld4980
      @theworld4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @sandro322 * ROADA ROLLA DA

    • @ryderkurtz8061
      @ryderkurtz8061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @risw.3821
      @risw.3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well, when you have a house of night owls and you're a light sleeper it's a good question to ask ESPECIALLY if the utility room is haunted. That saves me the time of grabbing my softball bat.
      this is meant as a joke.

    • @AssaultShooterPK
      @AssaultShooterPK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ORA

  • @jameshaunso2130
    @jameshaunso2130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Survival guide:
    Step 1: Take a d pic
    Step 2: Assume a tactical position so that you will be able to see the monster
    Step 3: Take picture of monster with camera
    Step 4: Profit

    • @klown9925
      @klown9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How about you dont take a picture with it

    • @ewy4010
      @ewy4010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      you had me at "Take a d pic"

    • @tinfoil1232
      @tinfoil1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah but the.. "D" is gonna die

    • @Sghgyv
      @Sghgyv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      James Haunso It will be more like
      1: Take a d pick
      2: Assume the ghost is a man
      3: The Ghost will say that he isn’t gay and leave
      4: Profit

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Sghgyv but if it’s a girl it won’t leave

  • @austincummings3780
    @austincummings3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Nerd Explains: "You should lock up the camera"
    Me: "You should start Death Noting people"

    • @ajdeupickumaterinu
      @ajdeupickumaterinu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was reading comments while watching the video and thought that I could use it as a death note and just then your comment popped up damn

    • @personcalledbean
      @personcalledbean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @dr.richathakur520
      @dr.richathakur520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Death note 😂

    • @magatsukeshin7180
      @magatsukeshin7180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imo this is a death note downgrade itd be way easier to find out you are kira and if you take a picture of yourself by accident then you're screwed

    • @juan-ko6wr
      @juan-ko6wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats what i thought

  • @yaelunterberg7966
    @yaelunterberg7966 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The ice cream thing needs to be added to all of your vids. Makes everything even funnier

  • @imjusttrin9900
    @imjusttrin9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2095

    Now we need a sequel where the main protagonist has a god complex and finds the polaroid, takes pictures of all prisoners across the world, and starts a deadly rivalry between them and a faceless detective trying to track them down who goes by... *W*

    • @mrdoomsday3300
      @mrdoomsday3300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Death note in a nutshell

    • @imjusttrin9900
      @imjusttrin9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      @@mrdoomsday3300 Damn you right I should've referenced that 🤠

    • @diamondsallonmywrist
      @diamondsallonmywrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@mrdoomsday3300 no shit sherlock

    • @ivolawso3646
      @ivolawso3646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Some prisoners are framed and are forced to do things they didn't want I don't think it's right to judge every prisoner

    • @punkahprincess
      @punkahprincess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@ivolawso3646 its a reference to death note
      they werent serious

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    This polaroid camera makes a damn good hitman lmao

  • @sullypara2928
    @sullypara2928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    “Tactically clear the room”
    *Cuts to him running out of the house screaming

  • @a_true_generic_gamer1104
    @a_true_generic_gamer1104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "The camera is a gun, and the monster is just lag." ~Masteller Absolutely golden man .

  • @reyalexisjelly
    @reyalexisjelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Why didn’t she just take a picture of the demon when it was present on the other photos behind the people? If it counts her reflection as a kill, then why not a picture of a picture?

    • @gloomygloomstalker3878
      @gloomygloomstalker3878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The faces of the other people, you have to destroy the photo and anyone in it is also killed

    • @jy5545
      @jy5545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok this is smart

    • @paytonmurdock7561
      @paytonmurdock7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because number one I garuantee it does not have Zoom so u will still probly gets little bit of the other ppl like there arm and if u catch it on fire for example if it does not work u are just catching someone arm on fire

    • @mute1050
      @mute1050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro it's exactly from that one Goosebumps book

    • @Hitminister
      @Hitminister 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      because that would include the photo of her friends too
      and also they only get the idea of killing the ghost when they have to end the movie

  • @pleasedwaffle3593
    @pleasedwaffle3593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    "this is the three scoops of get the fuck out of the house ice cream"
    lost my shit

    • @dvnenjoyer931
      @dvnenjoyer931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fr

    • @yarn7733
      @yarn7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The sundae analogy is 100% the best nerd explains moment.

    • @marcotanooky9651
      @marcotanooky9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go find it

  • @jayplaysgaming5967
    @jayplaysgaming5967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1901

    Just imagine Nerd Explains and Cinema Summary made a survival game. That would be the most realistic game ever

    • @kashiishx
      @kashiishx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fr

    • @m1sterch3f7
      @m1sterch3f7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      dont forget Dead Meat!

    • @jayplaysgaming5967
      @jayplaysgaming5967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@m1sterch3f7 true, but only if there were horror aspects

    • @s_solus3089
      @s_solus3089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Imagine this: A movie where Nerd Explains and Cinema Summary are in two separate teams, where they must choose their team members from the movies they reviewed. Then, the teams are to clash in multiple trials of games of death and antagonists and such. That would be such a great film idea even if nobody will do it.

    • @nickrios3701
      @nickrios3701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kashiishx A x CD m be y

  • @jamesbednar8625
    @jamesbednar8625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good review!!! Can remember in the 1970s when polaroid's were quite popular that my mother was obsessed with having one. Brother and I bought one for her as a Christmas present. She was all happy and just took all kinds of pictures constantly. Also, polaroid's were supposed to be an ideal tool in GHOST HUNTING. For whatever reason ghost hunters would take a polaroid with them on investigations and just start taking pictures everywhere - sometimes they will get "something" and sometimes not. Supposedly there was something about the way a polaroid worked that made it ideal in "capturing" the image of a ghost. Do not recall my mother ever saying she caught "something", but sure did have about a ga-billion damn pictures though!!

  • @mrbeast5740
    @mrbeast5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    Teenagers in horror movies be like - ok mom I finally got a house that was built 100 years ago and people have died in and i'm going to live all by myself in the dark because I don't pay electrical bills.

    • @shrek19yearsago78
      @shrek19yearsago78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Thats why scary movie aren’t scary anymore they need to come up with something new and realistic not outdated crap wear its dark and they live in 100 years old house

    • @user-pe9hl9od1g
      @user-pe9hl9od1g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My house was made in 1950 or something around there shits creepy ass fuck

    • @TheSgtslow
      @TheSgtslow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Perfect place to have Parties! And fun for the whole family! Buy your creepy old house today! Warning: Might have been built over Indian burial ground, obtain curse old artifacts, portals leading to another dimension, or potential serial killers within the area. But hey it's not like you're going to read this Warning anyway so money for us. Yeah!

    • @CL0WN
      @CL0WN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheSgtslow I just read that in my head in a quick "Al Harrington" salesman voice and its funny...

    • @cristalat101
      @cristalat101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My grandparents be like

  • @tiberseptim8330
    @tiberseptim8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    As either an April Fool's or a Halloween special, all of the big movie reviewers should swap videos. Nerd Explains does a Kill Count, Dead Meat does an Ending Explained, Found Flix does a How to Beat. I think that would be really fun - and good networking if you can get other smaller channels into it

  • @joshwood7204
    @joshwood7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "Tactically cleared the room" had me die. This is something a true gamer would say

  • @leadleghighkick104
    @leadleghighkick104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I like how “accidentally hitting a police office while in the middle of freaking out” is a crime somehow. Not that it would stand in court but that cop should’ve used some of that deescalation training he dosent have to chill out

    • @devinm9245
      @devinm9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it was just a vehicle to move the plot forward, you'll notice he wasn't booked or his parent's notified just "INTO THE CLINK WITH YA!!! >.

    • @thelistener1268
      @thelistener1268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Welcome to the U.S.

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cops being dumb and useless as all hell is not unrealistic

  • @Lewd-Tenant_Isan
    @Lewd-Tenant_Isan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I dunno man, this just sounds like a deathnote with extra steps

    • @artemis3966
      @artemis3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know right?

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      someone commented it sounds like a book from goosebumps series, but yeah

    • @resblack2301
      @resblack2301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine if Light got his hands on that-

    • @Kryx-so9hu
      @Kryx-so9hu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@resblack2301 *Snaps picture of Misa*
      Finally. Some peace

    • @idofps9709
      @idofps9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LuckD7cky yeah it's 100% 'say cheese and die'

  • @laughingcode5976
    @laughingcode5976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Me: *Quick tap my G17*
    Ghost: "Hey hey no full auto inside house"
    Me: *Quick tap at the ghost*
    Ghost: "Dayum bro okay..."

  • @croixfrozy1885
    @croixfrozy1885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    It's late and I don't have my headphones so I just put subtitles on and watch the video with no voice. I want you to realize how confused I was when a banana popped on the screen.

  • @butterball33
    @butterball33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:32 "Oh hell no. To the no no no. No no."

  • @PersonGoneFarAway
    @PersonGoneFarAway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    “Take a picture of an inmate or someone that deserves death.”
    *death note theme starts playing*

    • @1lagarti
      @1lagarti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Right!!!!!!! Exactly what I was thinking. And no consequences like shimigamy would give so even a better tool.

    • @alonsomartins712
      @alonsomartins712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If you take a picture of a entire nest of ants or bees you will have a lot of time to think while the monster kill these insects

    • @PersonGoneFarAway
      @PersonGoneFarAway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@alonsomartins712 BIG WRINKLY BRAIN MOMENT

    • @alonsomartins712
      @alonsomartins712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PersonGoneFarAway One of the things i thought was take a picture of the monster, but they actually did it

    • @thatcrazycatlady7090
      @thatcrazycatlady7090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Light yagami is that you

  • @wordspread8958
    @wordspread8958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    The movie: *Supposed to be scary*
    How it was explained in here: *Makes me hungry instead*

  • @mtchstick3951
    @mtchstick3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Its ridiculous how little views you get. You deserve way more and clearly put so much effort into youre content. Keep it up man :)

    • @NerdExplains
      @NerdExplains  4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thanks!

    • @leonjurilj7527
      @leonjurilj7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is 100% true

    • @bigmega3700
      @bigmega3700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WAIT WHAT! Ive just been binge watching your vids and just noticed this, thats insane you definitly deserve more subs this is really good quality. Keep up the good work im glad i found your channel.

    • @martinmartinpu
      @martinmartinpu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigmega3700 i agree I came looking for copper and found gold. I have been binge watching this legends videos and i will be honest i am an instant fan.

    • @troy4fortress849
      @troy4fortress849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We absolutely need more! Kudos to u man

  • @darkside7802
    @darkside7802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amazing channel. Love the time he takes to show other shit outside of the movie itself. Keeps me coming back.

  • @yo1tsyoshi555
    @yo1tsyoshi555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    I got an ad for a camera while watching, nice one TH-cam.

  • @dinoy6918
    @dinoy6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    This is literally just an r-rated version of that goosebumps book “Say Cheese and Die!”

    • @leadawn724
      @leadawn724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ive been trying to find someone else that thinks the same thing!

    • @helloimarabbit4083
      @helloimarabbit4083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True lmao

    • @gwenthielman932
      @gwenthielman932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There was also a book with multiple short horror stories bt anthony horowitz that contained a story in which everythin inside the frame dies. Trees, pets, people...

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It must suck for ghosts who haught dated devices like that
      *sees a poleroid* "Who the hell is gonna use this to take photos"

    • @aaaa642
      @aaaa642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy fuck you’re right

  • @adrevenue1496
    @adrevenue1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2653

    How to beat the Polaroid:
    1. Don’t take a picture with a crappy 1948 era camera

    • @ifyouleavenow5960
      @ifyouleavenow5960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Hey, it's from 1972 and they're amazing cameras, I have 42 of them>:(((

    • @ESTERZEOFF
      @ESTERZEOFF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@ifyouleavenow5960 42? the hell you could sell one for $1000 if they are "new"

    • @popbox3109
      @popbox3109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Or you could only take pictures of objects like food. What is the ghost going to do with the food you took a picture of?

    • @turontle
      @turontle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      pop box eat it and make you starve

    • @adrevenue1496
      @adrevenue1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pop box probably nothing the ghost only kill people because of something that happened to it

  • @anonymousunknown-ll8wj
    @anonymousunknown-ll8wj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Concerning "slicing the pie", you're talking about MOUT, Military Operations on Urban Terrain, the training for which I did before my unit was deployed to Kuwait. The point of that phrase is to keep in mind the best angles to clear funnels of fire such as door thresholds or windows.

  • @deveshmahajan4151
    @deveshmahajan4151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    People: You can't just kill Kim Jong UN
    Horror movie fans : HaHa , Camera Goes CLICK

    • @Michael-wx8kp
      @Michael-wx8kp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Donald Trump....

    • @Michael-wx8kp
      @Michael-wx8kp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jk😂 I would shoot the camera at a animal

    • @breakmycursegaming
      @breakmycursegaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Michael-wx8kp tf

    • @Michael-wx8kp
      @Michael-wx8kp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BreakMyCurse it’s better than killing a person though when you think you’ve killed the “ghost” for testing to see if it’s still drafn

    • @Michael-wx8kp
      @Michael-wx8kp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BreakMyCurse dead

  • @wiytchery
    @wiytchery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Me: **takes a picture of John Cena**
    Monster: So the picture says he is currently in the kitchen. I have looked everywhere, in the drawers, behind the fridge, turned every ustensiles and this dude is still nowhere to be seen. Where the fuck im I supposed to hit?!

    • @eughitsallen4426
      @eughitsallen4426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If you don't get the reference number 1, your uncultured and 2 John Cena says "You can't see me"

    • @wiytchery
      @wiytchery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@eughitsallen4426 i don’t really watch that, but i heard he says something along the lines of: « you can’t see me my time is now ». Its also a meme for john cens to be invisible, so i thought it would fit well in here.

    • @wiytchery
      @wiytchery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@eughitsallen4426 or maybe you where just explaining it to other people? Im just a bit confused about the goal of your comment.

    • @ermacjones4821
      @ermacjones4821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not the best delivery, but I always appreciate a Cena joke.

    • @wiytchery
      @wiytchery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ermacjones4821 I have disappointed the council...

  • @jadew4677
    @jadew4677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Rules to surviving a horror movie:
    Rule number 1: Never "check it out" just RUN
    Rule number 2: TURN ON THE LIGHTS
    Rule number 3: NEVER EVER ASK "Who's there"
    Rule number 4: ATTICS and BASEMENTS are a no no
    Rule number 5: Avoid being alone
    Rule number 6: Lock your doors and windows but make sure you have an emergency escape route.
    Rule number 7: Carry a weapon at all times even a pocket knife (in situations with a murderer)
    *TO BE CONTINUED*

    • @A2Ztigers
      @A2Ztigers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I've got a couple more
      Rule number 8: if you're on your own, get a group together, you can't watch your own back
      Rule number 9: don't split up

    • @thisrandomdude2880
      @thisrandomdude2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Let's add to the pile!
      Rule number 10: Never use antique creepy objects without asking. One time it's a doll, one time it's a camera, one time it's a tape, just don't touch them.
      Rule number 11: If it looks haunted, it probably is. Go somewhere else.

    • @em_fr1
      @em_fr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      13: don’t be white

    • @mapotofulover6737
      @mapotofulover6737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Rule 14: Respect folklore and tradition lol.

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mapotofulover6737 "YOU ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES?! YOU DIDN'T MOVE THE BODIES?!"
      Excuse my 'Poltergeist' references lol but if you've seen the movie the eldest daughter after knowing the house is hunted she gets the *fuck* out and stays at a friend's house (smart move)

  • @justinew9028
    @justinew9028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been binge watching these videos for a week or so now, but this is the first video that made me laugh out loud!

  • @electricschmuckfist
    @electricschmuckfist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Moral of the story: stop being a hipster and just take photos with your phone

    • @Alino-
      @Alino- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      pretty sure even hipsters use flip phones at the least. This is Boomer territory we're talking about.

    • @channelletangyuxin6765
      @channelletangyuxin6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R.A LOL

    • @primal_guy1526
      @primal_guy1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, we’re looking at the WW2 era veterans

    • @blazingblasian4257
      @blazingblasian4257 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alino- they use like iphones and don't put cases on for the 'hipster minimalist look"

    • @MidnightzRoses
      @MidnightzRoses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And that’s where selfie man comes in xD

  • @DainnGreywall
    @DainnGreywall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Honestly just kinda hoping that one day Nerd Explains will just make a 1 second How to beat video where he just flat out goes "You can't beat it"

    • @YellowScar2014
      @YellowScar2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Or simply "You can't"

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The cube in a nutshell

    • @thepeanut2409
      @thepeanut2409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he should make shorts of trailers of upcoming videos

    • @shepherdy1738
      @shepherdy1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You as a demon hellspawn vs doom marine

    • @emmawallace1540
      @emmawallace1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Greywall,maybe he'll do it for april fools day

  • @brysoncramer8392
    @brysoncramer8392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    People: hears creepy noise, avoids spot for a while
    Nerd explains: And then i proceed to clear the room with my gun
    , he ain't ever gunna get killed by a creepy witch lady

    • @corbinbrier0
      @corbinbrier0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I like to do a culmination of the two. Sometimes gun, sometimes be a big pussy. Totally doesn't depend on whether a gun is near..not at all.

    • @jmrogador4348
      @jmrogador4348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @TheDaltonius
      @TheDaltonius 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadite?

    • @Likeusb1
      @Likeusb1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cleared tactically*
      Like if I was a ghost I'd just up and go.

  • @rmk201O
    @rmk201O 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3 scoops of get the fuck out of the house ice-cream I'm dyeing lmao

  • @athatcher9367
    @athatcher9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Horror movies, where nobody uses the lights ever at all for any reason

    • @TheAbnormal
      @TheAbnormal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      cliche

    • @ethanelliot4559
      @ethanelliot4559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it's more like every horror movie monster somehow knows how to operate the electrical box outside the house from inside the house, 6ft behind you -.-

    • @AverageLowElo69
      @AverageLowElo69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guys the reason behind the dim lights is the true horror. It’s called “The Electrical Bill”

    • @athatcher9367
      @athatcher9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AverageLowElo69 i now believe it is cannon that every horror movie takes place within a realm where electricity is just stupid expensive because it's all from unreliable wind-farms.

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAbnormal thats a sin

  • @sanderroberts3993
    @sanderroberts3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    From now on I expect every horror movie to be relatable to an ice cream sundae

    • @RhaggyTheOG
      @RhaggyTheOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes lets goo nerd make every other video icecream related

    • @ia0_1
      @ia0_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes indeed, so that it's not that scary

  • @samhayes-astrion
    @samhayes-astrion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    - Get someone evil for bait
    - Take a picture of the monster
    - Take a picture of the picture
    - Monster tears itself apart in an existential frenzy

    • @ryanchristopherpaul7161
      @ryanchristopherpaul7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Will you not have to take a picture of that picture then?

    • @HpSauce5634
      @HpSauce5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait but then we're gonna need to take another picture

    • @wildcard6603
      @wildcard6603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HpSauce5634 just take a picture of the shadow in the first picture 😳

    • @devjeetchatterjee91
      @devjeetchatterjee91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used the monsters to kill the monsters

    • @Anotherrobloxanimator
      @Anotherrobloxanimator 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So we gettin Donald trump or Shane dawnson?

  • @NOTDeezy.
    @NOTDeezy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That camera is straight up an SCP.

  • @jordancardenas7564
    @jordancardenas7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    This movie is a straight copy of the goosebumps book
    'Say cheese and die' about a killer camera

    • @NightmareTrash88
      @NightmareTrash88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Virtual Hidden Bot that’s exactly what I said lmao goosebumps thought of this first

    • @j.m251
      @j.m251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm about to go binge goosebumps just because u said that (the og, and not haunting hour bc miss me w that)(I'm an adult, I swear)

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought they just got hurt

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Khaki Shorts d'un d'un d'un d'un

    • @Hitminister
      @Hitminister 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the concept is the copy not the story

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I just realized, but at the end when she takes a picture of the ghost, her fingers are in the photo and she loses those two fingers after the photo is gone.

    • @MatteoTM42612
      @MatteoTM42612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What

    • @Bloomkyaaa
      @Bloomkyaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That's why she screams while crumpling the photo, she is breaking her own fingers.

    • @bcxproductions7172
      @bcxproductions7172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ngl, this film is just a complete ripoff of “Say Cheese and Die”, a Goosebumps Nobel.

    • @zap4th368
      @zap4th368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      now that is good attention to detail

  • @lorddingusmcfurguson9356
    @lorddingusmcfurguson9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    One time, I woke up from sleeping in on a weekend. The house seemed quiet, so I did a quick look around to confirm and sure enough, I didn't find my parents or my little brother. I shrugged and went to make a bowl of cereal. Right before pouring the cereal I heard a child giggling. I froze and focused my hearing and heard it again. I immediately padded to my room, grabbed my spear (not a model), and searched the house. After a bit I found my brother lying on the floor between his bed and the wall watching youtube with headphones on. He asked why I had my spear, and I told him, "I heard a kid laughing, and I've seen too many horror movies to not check that out unarmed."

    • @Starnova_
      @Starnova_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Welp you always want to be the smart one and safety first

    • @koolguyfilmz
      @koolguyfilmz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      you did it right

    • @lorddingusmcfurguson9356
      @lorddingusmcfurguson9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Sydney Braithwaite I'm a collector of pointy objects that can have an application in self defense. I have many knives, several swords, a couple axes, and two pole arms.

    • @OrangeZ1987
      @OrangeZ1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Imagine someone breaking into your house

    • @lorddingusmcfurguson9356
      @lorddingusmcfurguson9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *Breaks in to find me covered in knives, swords, axes, and spears*
      "What the F-"
      *Shoots them in the head*

  • @frankjaxon2581
    @frankjaxon2581 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After seeing this, I will never agree to take another picture, ever😂

  • @evangeline9859
    @evangeline9859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    How to stop the ghost:
    Nerd: makes a 26 min long vid with a genuinely educated analysis.
    Me: just don't take a pic with the polaroid luv.
    cheers for all the likes

    • @potentpotpie
      @potentpotpie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      exactly

    • @SecretCoffin
      @SecretCoffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That would be prevention, not stopping tho

    • @stvincent4506
      @stvincent4506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SecretCoffin to pick up the Polaroid luv

    • @H41znfslive
      @H41znfslive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dont go through a diseased persons belongings

    • @jamesridden1557
      @jamesridden1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even better destroy it

  • @TimeYT
    @TimeYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Scary ball drops from attic where it wasn't at before
    Girl: *I'm gonna do whats called a pro gamer move*

  • @senri3125
    @senri3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    1) Save the camera for a zombie apocalypse.
    2) Take a picture of a giant horde.
    3) Sit back and relax over the night.

    • @angellday61
      @angellday61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Ah yes. Kill the Apocalypse with another Apocalypse.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah yes

    • @cozymosss
      @cozymosss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Hahaha _But your image is reflected in the window_

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@cozymosss just dont have a window, ez lul

    • @neto7651
      @neto7651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Meanwhile there's a live human among them

  • @CT--gs4oj
    @CT--gs4oj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The camera: Kills anyone who had their picture taken with it.
    Me: Where the hell is the SCP Foundation?

  • @seanbm39
    @seanbm39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    My literally first thought was “take a picture of the monster”

    • @elizabethpamplona
      @elizabethpamplona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The monster wait this isn't right then snaps his neck

    • @dogecreeper_1734
      @dogecreeper_1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The scp 173 paradox apparently can be used on almost everything

    • @fanatic1246
      @fanatic1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dogecreeper_1734 it is an scp camera 📷 i think or a death note camera?

    • @banana_pancake7171
      @banana_pancake7171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fanatic1246 yes

    • @lazypotatoes8895
      @lazypotatoes8895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dogecreeper_1734 funny how 173 is in your name 😳

  • @tylerdondada6968
    @tylerdondada6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Are you sure she’s a girl? Because with balls that big to make those decisions I’d expect her to look like Macho Man Randy Savage.

  • @Naxthural
    @Naxthural 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    "Is someone there?" is the horror movie equivalent of playing MARCO POLO with a psychotic murderer in the dark.

    • @kendallchaos
      @kendallchaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Victim: “Is someone there?”
      Killer: “yeah I’m in the kitchen want a sandwich “

    • @DIV1D
      @DIV1D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kendallchaos from a horror movies perspective the victim would probably still check it out anyway 🙄😂

  • @sokcheachheng103
    @sokcheachheng103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:54, I'M DYING XD

  • @Jack_OutsideTheBox
    @Jack_OutsideTheBox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    You can literally turn into Light Yagami if you use it correctly.

    • @joshuavera3858
      @joshuavera3858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It’d be a little bit to easy to find out who killed the people

    • @Tweedle-Stupid
      @Tweedle-Stupid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Take an image then tear it up. It kills them faster and there’s no evidence anymore

    • @Mai05189
      @Mai05189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Tweedle-Stupid burn it

    • @kono3702
      @kono3702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      thought the same but this camera is not nearly as effective, since you have to be take a picture and for this you have to be present. 3/10 L would catch you at least after episode 2. I would learn more about the voodoo ability after killing the ghost of course.

    • @musicf3b
      @musicf3b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Can you take a picture of a picture or live broadcast?

  • @monteestowes1245
    @monteestowes1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I died at "three scoops of get TF outta the house." 😂😂😂

  • @april3698
    @april3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Horror movie character: is in danger of getting killed by a mf ghost
    Said character: LETS GO TO DARK PLACES AND WANDER ALONE

    • @ok9_5788
      @ok9_5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because why not

  • @johnsonjohnson9059
    @johnsonjohnson9059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uncle was in the marines 20 years and had ptsd. Lived with him a few years and he taught me how to clear the house and slice the pie. i do that shit to this day when i hear something sketchy or have my dog bark in the dark lol!

  • @No_body77
    @No_body77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Isn’t this basically a rated R version of that one goosebumps book

    • @Ersatz229
      @Ersatz229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Adachi profile pic adds quite the vibe to the comment

    • @mrcheese8788
      @mrcheese8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just remembered what book you were talking bout, where they were at some Carnival or something and there is like 6-8 kids.

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mrcheese8788 I don't remember one with a carnival but there were like 4 of the books with the death camera.

    • @theLOSTranger234
      @theLOSTranger234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I believe it was also an old twilight zone episode too

    • @stupidkid8058
      @stupidkid8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@mrcheese8788 i think the book was called "say cheese and die" or sum

  • @Pixieee885
    @Pixieee885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    7:09 something that frustrates me to no end is when movies use the Death Tarot card as a way to foreshadow someone’s demise when in actuality that card doesn’t literally mean death. It’s actual meaning is change and endings.

    • @commanderkief
      @commanderkief 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Exactly! The Devil, The Tower, and The Moon are somewhat better, less cliche options

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They’re tarot cards, it could be a unicorn and be close enough with how broad they are

    • @sypherthe297th2
      @sypherthe297th2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Death is definitely an ending.

  • @hondacivic8222
    @hondacivic8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Here's how to beat it: hand it over to the SCP Foundation. Their problem now.

    • @yoinkerman8524
      @yoinkerman8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good idea

    • @cvernon5256
      @cvernon5256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And they would be happy to oblige!

    • @gy8572
      @gy8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Tell the d class personnel to say cheese😉

    • @Alimer505
      @Alimer505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha

    • @joegun4259
      @joegun4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fucking genius

  • @B3_H0N3ST
    @B3_H0N3ST ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That imitation of " *LiNdA iS tHaT yOU?* Got me dying

  • @HanifNGX
    @HanifNGX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Imagine if NASA’s astronaut decide to take a picture of earth using this

  • @naustinfipecto6104
    @naustinfipecto6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    "It kills whoever you take a picture of. How do you beat it?"
    Um, not take pictures of people?

    • @jaciel2306
      @jaciel2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It is that simple!

    • @HoopyCoows
      @HoopyCoows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Consume the camera

    • @cknightgabryielbartolomede6234
      @cknightgabryielbartolomede6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uhhh just throw it in the White House then they will figure it out

    • @Batman-ro9mj
      @Batman-ro9mj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What if you take pic of the ghost?

    • @cheese9466
      @cheese9466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Beat it? Use it like a Death note

  • @figure3790
    @figure3790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Imagine they took a picture of a table then the ghost came for the table

    • @yeboxxx_channel_2505
      @yeboxxx_channel_2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XD

    • @Ozymandias2x
      @Ozymandias2x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I'm picturing the ghost trying to strangle the table.

    • @IAmQuandale
      @IAmQuandale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bird is the word bird bird bird bird is the word

    • @IAmQuandale
      @IAmQuandale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you don’t get it this is a family guy reference for you unsalted peanuts

    • @hunnylemon1917
      @hunnylemon1917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD