How to beat the Hell Caves: Don't go in, they're literally immobile rock on the outside. You have just beaten a hole in the ground with demon hobos in it.
So some things to clear up: That “random hanging guy” at the beginning was the ghost of Scarlets dad who had hung himself after going crazy looking for the stone, the curly haired dude in the catacombs was also a ghost tied to Papillon ( a friend who you later see burning in the car that sucks him in), and the thin girl at the night club/in the catacombs in white robes is another ghost that has some ties to Benji in a way. They’re all appearing in these locations trying to nudge this group into the Catacombs. Each “layer” of the catacombs they’re in represents the 9 circles of hell.
Good ending Scarlet: "Wanna go to hell to see Satan?" George: "For a million times, No." Other dudes: "Is he going?" Scarlet: "Yeah he coming with us." George: *slaps Scarlet for being a bitch and walks away, goes to sleep.*
@@bintangaryosetiawan6726 George when he meets the entities: this bitch kidnapped me and is a constant bitch you mind letting me leave? you can have everyone else. they were dumb enough to follow her. Demon: you know what sure have a good day. Crazy bitches are annoying even here in hell. George: thanks man. have fun with them.
Hearing a phone ring in a catacomb would be horrifying enough to rather starve to death by the collapsed cave that is unless anything comes up the tunnel to kill you
Yeah thats what any smart person would and well this is a horror movie... theres no logic, if they turned around and went home like any of us would do, we wouldnt have the movie... dumbasses
The fact that NONE of them can see the endless red flags flying off of Scarlet at all times is staggering. That girl is practically one giant red flag. As soon as I found out about her just ditching someone she was really close to to rot in Turkish Prison without a second thought, I would have been like NOPE. DO NOT TRUST. If she can do that to someone she's supposed to really care about just to get what she wants, what is she gonna to to people she just met? It was obvious from the second they entered the tunnels that she would say and do ANYTHING to get the stone. Right after that tunnel collapse, I would have done anything to convince the others to ignore her and stay there and wait for help. Honestly, I would have even screamed for that strange girl and the (we assume) Satanists for help. I haven't been this annoyed at a character's selfishness since Amy from The Ruins.
I don't understand this hatred for scarlet. She never forced anyone to do anything. She never forced them to follow her, they did that of their own accord. Being as they were in hell once the tunnel collapsed, they would have been stuck in limbo for all eternity. Nobody was tricked, nobody was forced and everyone knew the risks.
@@jaideepshekhar4621bro the caves collapse behind them like 3 times😭 they were completely stuck in. Why do you think they didn't just turn around when they found the "stone".
Yeah man, that part kind of messed up the movie for me. She just ran all the way back, whacked a demon in the face, became the philosopher’s stone, all in record time lol. She must’ve been superhuman to pull that off and managing to make it back before George died.
Spoiler: When they all entered the forbidden section of the catacomb, they were inhaling carbon monoxide the entire time and were tripping balls for the rest of the movie.
Because the rule is "as above, so below". You actually need someone with the same sins as you, to stay behind in hell in order for you to escape. Three people stayed in hell, and three escaped. Two men and one woman. They all had the same sins. Benji and the French guy had fathered a child and abandoned them. Pappion and George had to leave someone trapped, and they died as a result. Scarlet and suxxie both ignored someone they cared about, and feel regret for their deaths as a result. That is how the magic of as above and so below works. Three were never going to make it out alive.
Immortality is pretty useless tbh, so imagine, you fall in love with a girl, you grow up, have kids, she turns old, you remain the same age, she dies, your kids grow up, your still the same age, they have kids, you know the rest.
How do we know that the stone isn't how those demons met their end? Those things were immortal as they weren't dead, the crusader was alive, the Satanic worshippers were alive, so it does grant immortality but at a cost
How to beat this movie Step 1: Look at tunnel. Step 2: Hear the daredevil chick say "Hey, let's go in there!" Step 3: Don't. Alternate: Be the cameraman.
Literally, the number 1 thing that pissed me off about this movie is that just about every death is caused by Scarlet's recklessness and blatant disregard for the safety of others and yet she survives...
I feel like they could have maybe gotten some good pointers from the grim reaper if they had just thought about it for a second. He's pretty neutral throughout all of recorded history. Then again that could have just been some secondary demon with a similar taste in style so I understand not risking it.
Me: hey guys, I'm going to the gates of Hell, y'all want anything? F1: chips and soda F2: teriyaki jerky and a snickers F3: the secret of immortality... and one of those orange sherbert push pops.
F3, though im assuming they are just trying to get rid of useless stock with that whole "secret to immortality" thing, theyre just trying to sell a useless product no one wants
I don’t know I feel like I can see her finding it as quickly as she did relatively likely. If her dad spent his whole life looking for it im sure he would have built up a decent stockpile of notes and general info he’d gathered which she would most likely have access to.
Seriously, like wow that's great thanks for helping the inexperienced people face their fears in the one place they're reasonable to have because they'll kill you like since she has plot armor why even bother bringing burdens?
@@metachrist723 I spent the entire film thinking 'well she's clearly going to get punished for being so up herself and getting everyone killed' but no.. every time she predicted something.. it was right.. every. time. Which sucks cause I enjoyed a lot of the other aspects of the film but I don't want to rewatch it cause I just find her too frustrating:/
As someone who usually ignores warning signs and almost died on a mountain by myself at midnight without a cell phone/ glasses / water because of it, I can confidently say that I would have turned around and walked out of the catacombs after like the third warning sign. Maybe the fourth if I knew that it held the key for immortality or whatever.
@@LaughOutFrikinLoud 1) its called the gates of hell 2) their guide was found at the club 3) they are completely unprepared (without boots!) 4) unknowlegable 5) and are going into caves that have never been explored without telling anyone about it Before they go into the cave and find out two of their own are terrified of caving. This is all before the collapse btw.
@@anjauq10ok lol okay bruh, you enjoy looking like a bum ass while i survive the horror movie with the iced out drip. gotta make sure u got a sick MC outfit when you get isekai’d, otherwise it’s a comedy
LITERALLY like i was so surprised they werent wearing full on gear, masks, gloves maybe even a knife to protect themselves cause who knows whatll be down there
I would like to point out that the ending had weird sounds coming from the surface it seems and the gravity shift makes me believe they arent "home" but in a hellish version of earth that is as below, so above. I think they are doomed regardless.
Robert Hornyak and you notice how we had to turn the camera around, the exit was in the ground of the tunnel. Whereas they also entered through a topside tunnel. Meaning they went ‘below’
They exited the same way Dante did. It's part of the story. Finding themselves near a river is a nod to Lethe (the river of oblivion) which flows down from purgatory. They made it out.
I like how you approach the senario from an intellectual and logical point of view. The challanges were the seven deadly sins. Such as greed caving the roof on them when they ripped the gate off of the treasure room. They had to face their guilt and inner demons to survive. The reasons Scarlet went back is because somewhere, probably Dante's Inferno, it states that after getting into the 5th circle of hell, there's no going back. The only way back is by going through the 9th circle and being found innocent or something and then you can go back. I probably have it screwed up so you can just watch a video that explains it.
@@deepfri3doreos Casually. Far Cry 4: "Rhino rammed me. I need to fix one finger" PayDay 2: "I'm dying from 400 shots." "GET UP AND FIGHT!" "Ok, I'm fine I guess" Once our whole team was wiped out. I've literally patched myself killing other guy than shouted on team mates to make them stand. Yes, in games it's like that. So if it was magical artifact not just cosmic dust that works in 100% explainable (for a doctor) way it could work.
He mentions telling a trusted friend about your planned route, location, and when you expect to come back home. Just be that trusted friend. Call the police when your friends go missing, you've now won the film.
i like how he explains the movie like someone watching the movie instead of unnecessarly going deep in to the lore and explaining every single hidden message and detail to help you survive.
Like a real person experiencing it. Not "Make this blind assumption that it's the type of monster the viewer knows it is." His prep list is the stuff you'd honestly bring in a real exploration, not "Just assume you'll need a gun for no reason!"
@@mirandamanga9083 im guessing its some kind of one piece reference,where ppl made a guess where the one piece treasure is the friends you made along the way but here they die trying to get the stone
Lol, it was repeatedly mentioned that the only way out is down, so they have to keep going because they're basically on the same area when they entered hell but everything is reversed and Hell has materialized. And I believe the crazy chick and her cult already casted a curse or something when they're crawling on the bones, they are indeed going forward because Benji got stucked but ended up back again and I believe the ceiling didn't just coincidentally caved in, it's the singing/chanting. That's why Scarlett keeps saying to move forward, if they refused in the first place they wouldn't end up dead, but once you're in there your only chance is Scarlett and George's nerdyness. The Philosophers Stone wasn't the trigger of the trap it was Papillon's greediness and she indeed didn't decode the symbols on the wall where she get the stone, it's supposed to be returned, on the same place then rectification, then the Person to possess the power pf the Philosophers Stone should look on that mirror or something. The reason Scarlett, George and Zed survived is because they accepted their sins, because hell is apparently a place of retribution *Spoilers* The Grim Reaper was Satan
I'm also wondering, what would've happened if Papillon and his friends didn't try to open the gate to retrieve the gold, which led to the collapse of the cave
@@frenchsoldier8485 ITS HELL and it follows biblical descriptions or ones inspired by dantes inferno were YES those do work the problem being it must be done witj true faith it will work
@@ayamgorengforlifers yes, the French girl betrayed letoupe the mole guy and went for Papi instead. Benji probably fucked someone and left the lady to take care of his unborn/born child and probably ended up killing the baby Papi left a man burning alive in a car
How to make a good horror movie according to production studios: Step 1: dumbass characters Step 2: darkness and shaky cameras Step 3: demonic creature hiding and waiting to kill
dominic ettson nope. The reason movies like the thing and you’re next and so many other movies are so well received is because they use suspense instead of cheap jump scares, have smart and fun to watch characters, and the creature hiding waiting to kill part is just a bruh moment and pretty much prevents Christians from watching it which is just the way it will be?
@@Migi05 "dies first and is smart and leaves" what else do u wanta character to do in a horror suspense movie?...what else can they do other then die or survive?
11:10 and 12:24 the stone is on the right first, then the left. Like they already passed through the gates into a mirror dimension! Really cool detail I've never picked up before
@@0918only that spammer reminded me of "Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM" but really I think he's singing "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi. He just changed "living on a prayer" with "Squidward on a chair"
21:06 imagine being an average cave demon, just minding your own business when this crazy Laura Croft -wanna be comes out and efing merges you with the ground with the force of her arm. Jeez.
To hammer home just how extensive the Catacombs under Paris are, the main reason there are very few really tall buildings or skyscrapers in Paris isn't just because the French don't want to spoil the skyline. It's also mainly because the ground beneath Paris is SO honeycombed with the various tunnels etc of the Catacombs it's likely to cave in with the weight of a larger building. I recommend reading the book of World War Z (VASTLY better than that excuse of a movie), there's a section which is an interview with a soldier whose unit were tasked to hunt zombies in the Catacombs. Very scary stuff.....
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
Major L for all the dads and grandpas(including my own) for having such a “grueling” trip to school. Me and my homie ride at the back of the bus dad, too bad
... Wouldn't he be too big tho? Dunno how big he is, but some of those areas looked far too small for my mans to squeeze through without bringing the entire place down with him
@@SKai2609 dude he survived getting fired out of a giant rail gun into a titatium and concrete wall doomslayer would just walk threw the edges of the caves though he could get stuck if they collpase a circle of hell on him like last time
Isaac Ramos you do understand that when people comment on the internet painting the devil in positive light or having sympathy for him , it’s making light of dreadful subject on the internet, you don’t need to go on crusade to tell people what he’s for
Knowing that going after the stone (before watching this movie) was going to be dangerous itself. I know that the easiest way to beat it. Is to never go looking for the stone, especially knowing the location of it and knowing everything about the stone. Also knowing that there has been countless attempts in real life have been made and none of them has been successful. Whether or not the stone is real, will forever be a mystery
The whole thing is actually a retelling of Dante’s Inferno. To survive, the characters had to repent their past sins and get to the exit at the bottom of the last layer of hell. There are some great videos on it!
@@dumbbitchray6079 But that is how they got out in the movie. So using this knowledge we can assume that part of their comment was about the movie and NOT Donte's inferno....
Them: start to hear demon babies crying, their friend gets sucked into solid stone in front of them, they see lifelike apparitions; nothing The literal fucking grim reaper: helo
Ehhh, to be honest this whole situation has "We don't give a fuck" and has literally as many versions of hell as possible on it, and here is why. Literally there is multiple cultures, in a catacomb, in FRANCE, in multiple states of deteriorating conditions, existing as references of hell. This is not Christianity Hell, this is HELL, the universal form, we are not talking about a specific hell, we are talking about the universal hell, YOUR hell, as the group slowly died off, the images of the people began to get more and more narrowed as beliefs and fears became more centered, but if you were to stick someone who had a firm belief in nordic mythology and religions, you would not end up in a burning pit, you would end up in Hellhiem, a realm for the damned that is literally just school detention at the end of the year, pointless, nothing to do, and no escape regardless of it being the end. Pretty much it is a completely personalized Hell that only plays off those who are there.
@@xXJLNINJAXx Satan a.k.a Lucifer, is a Fallen angel, he still look like an angel and look like an ..... angel (yeah I know). Demons and Fallen Angel are 2 different things
@@cassion287 ill have u know philosopher stone saved my ass in every hardmode bossfights cuz yknow... Minus 15 seconds of heal pot usage is MASSIVE Hell even in calamity i still use philosopher stone against Supreme Calamitas (no i dont like Rampart of Deities)
Ikr, my eyes hurt by looking at the screen sometimes because it would move so strangely since I'm used to an actual good camera like in other horror films
@@xXxGordO241xXx but then again, she is pretty dumb. with papi's knowledge of the cave, they should be able to get out or at least be able to reach a part of the cave that has cell service. scarlet just keeps making them go forward and try and find the " philosopher ' s stone " which probably not even real or is just like " nah , im out . "
Honestly, I am surprised you did not mention Dante and his Divine Comedy, which this is based on. Dante wrote that hell is built in 9 circles, each for some mortal sin. In the very center was Satan's throne and an entrance to purgatory, from which one could clense his soul and ascend to heaven. What Churchil said also tied to this. If you are in hell, keep moving onward until you get to heaven. Honestly, this is my favorite way to imagine hell if it existed.
Satan's throne is in the 9th circle. Saying it's in the center is like saying he's between circles 4 and 5 at the center of either circle. As for purgatory, is that at the 9th circle, as in the way out of hell?
@@xXJLNINJAXx its probably in some enclosed space inn the middle with the entrance being at the bottom, that you then gotta scale up to his chamber, TO then scale downwards into purgatory from Satan’s Chamber you just entered.
The problem with this is that it’s assuming that life after we die is volitional (ie. We can change based on will) like life before we die. Hell isn’t a video game maze that you can find your way out of. It’s a state that you’re locked in because you’re dead and the state that you died in was antithetical to the nature of goodness and so you cannot experience God’s love or the love of good people. Hell is somewhere you go because you think evil things are good and good things are evil and so it’s naturally how you interpret the afterlife, and it doesn’t change. Good theologians often say that the river of fire and the river of life are actually the same river. What makes things heaven or hell is the state of being of the person thrust into that river.
How to beat the Hell Caves 1. Have common sense Unless your the SCP Foundation I highly doubt that you'll want to be investigating and walking towards anomalous shit
Despite all of the problems with the movie, it is very interesting to see a film about going through a version of Hell. Not the Biblical version mind you, as it'd be short, but Dante's version is a scary concept too. I mean, not a lot of films have the guts to tackle something so foreign like this, at least from what I know.
This is not a horror/thriller movie, but Robin Williams also starred in a movie based on Dante’s Inferno. It’s called What Dreams May Come, and was actually pretty well filmed.
Sup everyone! I'm working on The Mist right now, hopefully I can get it out by mid-next week!
Yo love your vids keep em up
This is the clock song we're setting all the clocks wong
ok
Awesome :)
YAY
How to beat the hell caves.
1. See entrance
2. Say "hell no"
3 turn around and go home
Very clever, take my like.
This is amazing love it thank you!!
This man is to dangerous to be kept alive!
2. is literally saying no to hell omg u get my like
Just say no, hell can't take you without your consent
How to beat the Hell Caves: Don't go in, they're literally immobile rock on the outside. You have just beaten a hole in the ground with demon hobos in it.
If I was in that friend group and they brought up the idea of entering the catacombs I would quickly unfriend them and run as fast as I can away
@@athens9740 "unfriended"
But would I do that? No, no I wouldn’t. Curiosity killed a cat but cats have 9 lives
joe mama69n47 THE MOVIE,i literally thought the 2nd movie will be as good as the first but it ended up becoming worse cause the 1st was much better
You forgot to say something
“But you know what,its just a film theory”
I live right next to the catacumbs entrance shown in this movie and it's pretty much were every teens go to smoke pots xD
This is the clock song we're setting all the clocks wong
Ahh someone from Australia I see since your a day early
Found the time traveller
Wait how is your comment from 2 days ago but it says this video was posted 20 mins ago???????????
I would be going there too lol
So some things to clear up: That “random hanging guy” at the beginning was the ghost of Scarlets dad who had hung himself after going crazy looking for the stone, the curly haired dude in the catacombs was also a ghost tied to Papillon ( a friend who you later see burning in the car that sucks him in), and the thin girl at the night club/in the catacombs in white robes is another ghost that has some ties to Benji in a way. They’re all appearing in these locations trying to nudge this group into the Catacombs. Each “layer” of the catacombs they’re in represents the 9 circles of hell.
You understand this movie like i did. These ppl don't understand it. I love it and it's very interesting if you really dive deep into hell theory
Thanks, makes sense
I thought it was made very clear to people who paid attention to it that these ghosts? apparitions? We’re connected to the characters.
Why do ppl don't understand this 💀
@@rich3drio ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Wanna go explore hell in the catacombs?"
"Dude...fuck no. Why would I ever go there?"
*Roll credits*
Scarlet drags you
Unless that friend is the doom slayer
@@oanatudor1339 agreed lol🍻
@@thetester1158 Scarlet: i'm not asking *plop twist and becomes a demon and drags you to hell*
@@oanatudor1339 i mean then its more of a vacation in hell since you can just sit back and relax
How to not die:
1. Dont be friends with scarlet
2. Have common sense
3. Dont be scarlet
4. Don’t go to places with Hell in the name
I feel bad for the camera man
You are correct
Well I mean technically if I was scarlet I wouldnt have died considering she survived
@@Ily.kenyan unless you are the doom slayer.
imagine dying in a horror movie and then you find out this dude makes a video saying you couldve done some stupid shit differently 😂
That would have been a *bruh* moment
“So you’re telling me my dumbass of a buddy killed me for no reason?” See above reply.
R.I.P unknown dude who didn't have to die
So underrated
@@Nemesis0513 aka every single horror movie character ever
F
Good ending
Scarlet: "Wanna go to hell to see Satan?"
George: "For a million times, No."
Other dudes: "Is he going?"
Scarlet: "Yeah he coming with us."
George: *slaps Scarlet for being a bitch and walks away, goes to sleep.*
And scarlet kidnapped George
AND kick her the bols
@@bintangaryosetiawan6726 George when he meets the entities: this bitch kidnapped me and is a constant bitch you mind letting me leave? you can have everyone else. they were dumb enough to follow her.
Demon: you know what sure have a good day. Crazy bitches are annoying even here in hell.
George: thanks man. have fun with them.
They LITERALLY saw a satanic ritual and did absolutely nothing. I would've survived because my ass would have turned the hell around
Get it? Hell? Ba dum tsssss
@@poncefernandez7426 lol
Hearing a phone ring in a catacomb would be horrifying enough to rather starve to death by the collapsed cave that is unless anything comes up the tunnel to kill you
Yeah thats what any smart person would and well this is a horror movie... theres no logic, if they turned around and went home like any of us would do, we wouldnt have the movie... dumbasses
@@poncefernandez7426 💀
Scarlet: *answers phone*
“This is you final warning about your car’s extended warranty”
"You have been preapproved for an extension on your existing student loan"
Lol I get those a lot, but my favorite is “this is your credit card company” 😂😂
@@jamesmaysflyingwashingmach7459 I dont have a car, a student loan or a credit card LOL 😂
Based
I JUST GOT THAT CALL LAMAOO PRESS 2 SO THEY DONT CALL U NOMORE BABSJDDK LIKE GURL I AM 12 I DONT OWN NO CARR 😭😭✋🏽✋🏽
"If your friend wanted you to explore the gates of hell underneath the catacombs what would you do?"
I don't make friends that stupid
haha😐
Straight fuckin facts
I don’t make friends
@@yonglin9502 you literally took the words out of my mouth. are you some kind of prophet?
Call me insane but I’ll go with her and a man with common sense
The fact that NONE of them can see the endless red flags flying off of Scarlet at all times is staggering. That girl is practically one giant red flag. As soon as I found out about her just ditching someone she was really close to to rot in Turkish Prison without a second thought, I would have been like NOPE. DO NOT TRUST. If she can do that to someone she's supposed to really care about just to get what she wants, what is she gonna to to people she just met? It was obvious from the second they entered the tunnels that she would say and do ANYTHING to get the stone. Right after that tunnel collapse, I would have done anything to convince the others to ignore her and stay there and wait for help. Honestly, I would have even screamed for that strange girl and the (we assume) Satanists for help.
I haven't been this annoyed at a character's selfishness since Amy from The Ruins.
Imo they all did something deserving them to be in hell only the last 3 actually overcoming their demons literally lol
I don't understand this hatred for scarlet. She never forced anyone to do anything. She never forced them to follow her, they did that of their own accord. Being as they were in hell once the tunnel collapsed, they would have been stuck in limbo for all eternity. Nobody was tricked, nobody was forced and everyone knew the risks.
@@nothanks1239 She killed everyone by forcing them to "keep moving forward". 🙄
@@jaideepshekhar4621 They didn't have a choice, they physically could not go back.
@@jaideepshekhar4621bro the caves collapse behind them like 3 times😭 they were completely stuck in. Why do you think they didn't just turn around when they found the "stone".
“Scarlet jukes one cave demon and brutally stiff arms another”
Doom soundtrack is hitting different.
She’s the philosopher stone, in a way.
Except this doom Slayer lacks common sense
@@JaggerNeasESES And guns
@@etnaD- true
@@spencertang5155 nah she a football player
Alternate title: Indiana Jones and his unwanted niece.
More like wannabe fangirl smh
lol yeah
🤣🤣
Wait a sec, wasn't Shia the unwanted niece?
@@BennyTygohome underrated comment
"Don't follow your Lara Croft, Indiana Jones wannabe friends into the gates of hell" Surprizingly relevant advice.
This is like going into a pit of lava because theirs diamonds below it
Gaming With Josh Minecraft yay
Indeed
Scarlet speed running hell at the end had me dying 😂
Yeah man, that part kind of messed up the movie for me. She just ran all the way back, whacked a demon in the face, became the philosopher’s stone, all in record time lol. She must’ve been superhuman to pull that off and managing to make it back before George died.
When you're terrified of horror movies but watch because the narrators voice is soothing...
I'm going to be that guy. You're^
@@saphirefalcon3090 o damn 😂
I just watch this because i havent seen this film
Why is this too true ?
I don’t even know most of the movies he makes a video for but I’m still going to be like:yup,I’m dead :b
Spoiler:
When they all entered the forbidden section of the catacomb, they were inhaling carbon monoxide the entire time and were tripping balls for the rest of the movie.
Lollol
nitrous doesnt make you “trip” really
Erica :/ jokes man jokes
@@_peepee_ nitrous oxide I think is known as hippie crack Steve o has done it before
Now that make sense
This movie and "The Descent" completely squashed any and all desires I had to ever explore unmarked underground caves, or really just caves at all.
Same. But the my movie is "The Cave" which is essentially the same movie as the descent. And came out the same year lol.
The Descent really freak me the fk out though, while this is kinda average for me.
Especially since MatPat's video on The Descent
Omg saaaaammmmme!!!
thanks bossu
Because the rule is "as above, so below". You actually need someone with the same sins as you, to stay behind in hell in order for you to escape. Three people stayed in hell, and three escaped. Two men and one woman. They all had the same sins. Benji and the French guy had fathered a child and abandoned them. Pappion and George had to leave someone trapped, and they died as a result. Scarlet and suxxie both ignored someone they cared about, and feel regret for their deaths as a result.
That is how the magic of as above and so below works. Three were never going to make it out alive.
Waiiiit.. 🤯
Her dad.
thats so cool i never realised that
Wait? When was it mentioned that Benji had a kid he ingnored??
@@LaughOutFrikinLoud It wasn't. But his sin appeared as a woman carrying around a baby.
How to beat this movie: don’t go to the depths of hell for a stone that makes you immortal
@@slevinchannel7589 I think you replied to the wrong person lol
Immortality is pretty useless tbh, so imagine, you fall in love with a girl, you grow up, have kids, she turns old, you remain the same age, she dies, your kids grow up, your still the same age, they have kids, you know the rest.
@@nonosquare5407 Yeah but you can heal people tho
How do we know that the stone isn't how those demons met their end? Those things were immortal as they weren't dead, the crusader was alive, the Satanic worshippers were alive, so it does grant immortality but at a cost
@@nonosquare5407 Well not really, I can easily fix that by launching my self into space. Big brain 😎
How to beat the hell caves:
Step one - switch to creative mode
You're welcome
Don't dig straight down
Austrin Caldejon *It’s A Joke*
This was patched
/tp @s {insert home coordinates here}
Get twelve 3 by 3 bricks of pure obsidian and a lighter
How to beat this movie
Step 1: Look at tunnel.
Step 2: Hear the daredevil chick say "Hey, let's go in there!"
Step 3: Don't.
Alternate: Be the cameraman.
Cameraman doesnt survive this time, theyre the main characters
💀
Benji is the main camera man and he dies
@@Akalim damn bruh Rec And this movie broke the 4th wall CameraMans are now killable
If it’s found footage movie then it means someone found the camera , not because the cameraman survived and brought it out
how to survive:
1. start recording
2. take on cameraman role
(unless you’re in cloverfield, nothing can save you in cloverfield)
thx for the advice it worked 😱
How to beat the hell caves:
1. Bring Indiana Jones
2.bring Nathan Drake
3. Bring Lara Croft
4.Bring the Doomslayer. For safety precautions
5.bring satan so literally death himself doesn’t kill you.
6. You win.
7. Profits
8.Stonks
Literally, the number 1 thing that pissed me off about this movie is that just about every death is caused by Scarlet's recklessness and blatant disregard for the safety of others and yet she survives...
Same, she's manipulative and only think about herself
She's like a drunk driver. Her carelessness kills anyone except her.
She's like a politician.
Musta been an American
@@joodajoo She's pretty clearly British...?
This joke would work better if she didn't have a blatant British accent.
“When demon girls are involved, no price is too high.”
~Charges face first into hell
I guess you two can always go "rescuing" as many succubi as possible, @@arisufizu5698.
Sadly this isn't helltaker
DOOMGUY DOES NOT APROVE RIP AND TEAR ALL HERITICS ALL HERETICS
Blade Ponds despite all the rule 34 of the characters, the game is actually clean for the most part
KainaX122 The entire fanbase: Laughs in squeezing Judgement chains
I feel like they could have maybe gotten some good pointers from the grim reaper if they had just thought about it for a second. He's pretty neutral throughout all of recorded history. Then again that could have just been some secondary demon with a similar taste in style so I understand not risking it.
Was it really a grim reaper tho?
@@user-vf4gf7le9e I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be (a very oddly unassuming portrayal of) Satan on his throne.
The grim reaper usually stays in the overworld 24/7, so its likely Satan
Me: hey guys, I'm going to the gates of Hell, y'all want anything?
F1: chips and soda
F2: teriyaki jerky and a snickers
F3: the secret of immortality... and one of those orange sherbert push pops.
Ugh those orange push pops are delicious!
F3, though im assuming they are just trying to get rid of useless stock with that whole "secret to immortality" thing, theyre just trying to sell a useless product no one wants
though i do prefer the strawberry push pops
Blue pops are a masterpiece
i'll take some soda
Pretty convenient that she found the thing her dad tried to get his entire life, in a few seconds.
oh yeah lol I never even noticed that. That poor dude must be real fuckin jealous in his grave
Fake
Probably better he didn't... but hopefully he didn't have to watch his daughter make the find.
I don’t know I feel like I can see her finding it as quickly as she did relatively likely. If her dad spent his whole life looking for it im sure he would have built up a decent stockpile of notes and general info he’d gathered which she would most likely have access to.
@@lboog7692 fr that’s what I was thinking
Scarlette is the WORST protagonist - super up herself, incredibly selfish, and still manages to have everything work out for her. I hate it.
Same like only she should have made the venture and died for her ignrorance
Seriously, like wow that's great thanks for helping the inexperienced people face their fears in the one place they're reasonable to have because they'll kill you like since she has plot armor why even bother bringing burdens?
@@metachrist723 I spent the entire film thinking 'well she's clearly going to get punished for being so up herself and getting everyone killed' but no.. every time she predicted something.. it was right.. every. time. Which sucks cause I enjoyed a lot of the other aspects of the film but I don't want to rewatch it cause I just find her too frustrating:/
Psh, that's all nothing because she looks good. Nothing is ever wrong with hot people. RIP hot girl 2
@@mabethicabauer Wow I just found out I passionately rant about movies when I'm drunk like possum reviews lol
As someone who usually ignores warning signs and almost died on a mountain by myself at midnight without a cell phone/ glasses / water because of it, I can confidently say that I would have turned around and walked out of the catacombs after like the third warning sign. Maybe the fourth if I knew that it held the key for immortality or whatever.
They physically couldn’t, the very first entrance they took collapsed
@@LaughOutFrikinLoud
1) its called the gates of hell
2) their guide was found at the club
3) they are completely unprepared (without boots!)
4) unknowlegable
5) and are going into caves that have never been explored without telling anyone about it
Before they go into the cave and find out two of their own are terrified of caving.
This is all before the collapse btw.
😂
Wait do u mind elaborating on what happened to u? Js curious 😅
Dressing like you're going to the local Starbucks instead of the city of dead kind of show how unprofessional Scarlett was.
LMFAO i love this comment "local starbucks"
@@anjauq10ok lol okay bruh, you enjoy looking like a bum ass while i survive the horror movie with the iced out drip.
gotta make sure u got a sick MC outfit when you get isekai’d, otherwise it’s a comedy
LITERALLY like i was so surprised they werent wearing full on gear, masks, gloves maybe even a knife to protect themselves cause who knows whatll be down there
How to beat hell caves.
Say *NO*
Don't join any of your "friends" adventure.
Stay home.
This is easy for me I’m pretty antisocial 😂
And they say social distancing doesnt save lives...
And grind in 0-2 like a madlad
Stay home? No problem, I have around 4 months of experience already!
@@phisograph Pathetic
How to beat the caves: hold the camera.
YYYYYYeeeeeessssss
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO
Facts
the camera wields immortality
Wait, that's illegal
Being the cameraman gives you unlimited power, invincibility, and invulnerability.
Yea, they're basically unkillable quest givers.
they are the NPCs from skyrim
Well I know what I wanna be when I grow up
except benji dies ahdhdndnd
Except if it a found footage movie, everyone dies in a found footage movies
If it's something hell or demon related
Just follow the example of Doom Guy.
*GRAB A CHAINSAW AND SUPER SHOTGUN*
*RIP AND TEAR THE DEMONS OF HELL*
Elijah Olivarria cringe
Until it's done
@@hahahathatsfunnybro2189 cringe
@Yung Katt or we could just hire doomguy
Nanana that's sad sis
**Scarlett tries to travel to the nether for an enchanted apple**
The notch apple wasn’t worth it😔
WhEeZe
Oh my Lord you have a stack of likes
Bruh
She's in a mineshaft though! She could've searched the minecart chests smh
I would like to point out that the ending had weird sounds coming from the surface it seems and the gravity shift makes me believe they arent "home" but in a hellish version of earth that is as below, so above. I think they are doomed regardless.
Correct, they are now in Dante's Inferno
I've also thought that
Robert Hornyak and you notice how we had to turn the camera around, the exit was in the ground of the tunnel. Whereas they also entered through a topside tunnel. Meaning they went ‘below’
They exited the same way Dante did. It's part of the story. Finding themselves near a river is a nod to Lethe (the river of oblivion) which flows down from purgatory. They made it out.
If this is inspired by dant inferno they are out
I like how you approach the senario from an intellectual and logical point of view. The challanges were the seven deadly sins. Such as greed caving the roof on them when they ripped the gate off of the treasure room. They had to face their guilt and inner demons to survive. The reasons Scarlet went back is because somewhere, probably Dante's Inferno, it states that after getting into the 5th circle of hell, there's no going back. The only way back is by going through the 9th circle and being found innocent or something and then you can go back. I probably have it screwed up so you can just watch a video that explains it.
I think we can all agree that scarlet trying to use stone dust to help that guys smashed face was funny as hell 😭
fr like why did she think that would work- 😭
Wtf is that pfp?
Your pfp a little sus
@@deepfri3doreos Casually. Far Cry 4: "Rhino rammed me. I need to fix one finger"
PayDay 2: "I'm dying from 400 shots."
"GET UP AND FIGHT!"
"Ok, I'm fine I guess"
Once our whole team was wiped out. I've literally patched myself killing other guy than shouted on team mates to make them stand. Yes, in games it's like that. So if it was magical artifact not just cosmic dust that works in 100% explainable (for a doctor) way it could work.
your pfp 😃
How to beat the "Hell Caves":
Step 1: Don't go to the catacombs.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Your welcome
He mentions telling a trusted friend about your planned route, location, and when you expect to come back home. Just be that trusted friend. Call the police when your friends go missing, you've now won the film.
- claps -
L O G I K
Remember, no shortcuts
“A helmet is pretty much a no brainer.”
I disagree. No helmet is what makes you a no brainer.
LOL.
Nice 😂🤕
Lol
I could have worded this better, but I think people get the helmet/brain joke.
I know that you're attempting to be funny but did you seriously not understand the meaning of that?
i actually love the fact they filmed in the real catacombs
This is literally just: "Idiots in a Hobo Hell."
Yeah, pretty much.
Mixed with the first Harry Potter
IJN Aoba Chan wait is the reaper a hobo or he just visiting
Im claustrophobic, and scared of leterallty everything, and I almost cried 4 times. Damn
@@weeblewwe Fr tho
i like how he explains the movie like someone watching the movie instead of unnecessarly going deep in to the lore and explaining every single hidden message and detail to help you survive.
Like a real person experiencing it. Not "Make this blind assumption that it's the type of monster the viewer knows it is."
His prep list is the stuff you'd honestly bring in a real exploration, not "Just assume you'll need a gun for no reason!"
Yah, I write the script as I watch the movie for this reason. I try to put myself in their shoes as much as possible.
I was confused about one of the keys on the piano being wrong and why that mattered
The real Philosopher's Stone was the friends we lost along the way.
@@wendymagbag4035 what
@@mirandamanga9083 im guessing its some kind of one piece reference,where ppl made a guess where the one piece treasure is the friends you made along the way but here they die trying to get the stone
Not if this is a Violent Disney movie
Nice one 👏👏
I'll take that to 450 likes.
Its deserved.
I think the thing I liked about it was the sound design. Knowing they heard some of the noises only audiences usually hear added a level of fear to me
How to not die: offer to stay on the surface in case they need to be rescued and enjoy Paris!
lmfao basically what george wanted to do
@@mari2639 dont think they coulda done it tho cause the police came i think
@@user-mu2lq4bh5k yeah sadly
@-- I'd rather be arrested
Don't f-king enter the catacumbs, data how u survive
Ok class, we’re gonna go on a field trip
The field trip:
Yes
Yo could you get in my Minecraft world, I need ya badly
@@just_evie9119 Oh XD
Ms. Frizzle was getting bored.
Still better than gping to the museum
The cameramans are legends.
And legends never die.
Technically he did in the movie lol
What about the camera mans at REC,cloverfield???
Lol, it was repeatedly mentioned that the only way out is down, so they have to keep going because they're basically on the same area when they entered hell but everything is reversed and Hell has materialized. And I believe the crazy chick and her cult already casted a curse or something when they're crawling on the bones, they are indeed going forward because Benji got stucked but ended up back again and I believe the ceiling didn't just coincidentally caved in, it's the singing/chanting. That's why Scarlett keeps saying to move forward, if they refused in the first place they wouldn't end up dead, but once you're in there your only chance is Scarlett and George's nerdyness. The Philosophers Stone wasn't the trigger of the trap it was Papillon's greediness and she indeed didn't decode the symbols on the wall where she get the stone, it's supposed to be returned, on the same place then rectification, then the Person to possess the power pf the Philosophers Stone should look on that mirror or something. The reason Scarlett, George and Zed survived is because they accepted their sins, because hell is apparently a place of retribution
*Spoilers*
The Grim Reaper was Satan
Man you could write a book with that..
I'm also wondering, what would've happened if Papillon and his friends didn't try to open the gate to retrieve the gold, which led to the collapse of the cave
@@joseiylemonsay506 and call it divine comedy or something
random dude on comment section made me blow my mind
@@anotheranonymousgirl Probably they would have "Lucked into" a way out and all survived (Or at least not died by demonic causes)
The man who was tackled by the police was the lucky one to get years in prison instead of contemplating the whole encounter their entire life
He probably just got escorted out and fined. So it would’ve costed him less than the years of therapy the last three survivors are gonna need
The guy that got attacked by the police is Pap. He also got in and died at the burning car scene.
It was Papi and he managed to escape the police by throwing a gas bomb, enabling George to go with them further despite he didn't want to.
Step 1: bring a bible and read your heart out
Step 2: wear a cross or something blessed by a priest
Step 3:dont go in general
Now, I'm not trying to start a belief war. But there's little proof any of that works, besides just not going in
Also bring:
Holy Water (lots)
A Star of David
And maybe some stuff that Islam would assign similar significance to.
@@frenchsoldier8485 ITS HELL and it follows biblical descriptions or ones inspired by dantes inferno were YES those do work the problem being it must be done witj true faith it will work
1: ignore steps one and two
2: FOLLOW STEP 3
3: stonks
@@StarboyJuno yeah that also works
Scarlett pissed me off so much from the very beginning and I feel like Suxi's, Benji's, and papi's deaths were unnecessary
Ong
Arent their death is because they don't rectify their sins?
@@ayamgorengforlifers yes, the French girl betrayed letoupe the mole guy and went for Papi instead.
Benji probably fucked someone and left the lady to take care of his unborn/born child and probably ended up killing the baby
Papi left a man burning alive in a car
The french girl didn't betrayed La Taupe,they were friends.
@@jacintos850 souxie died because she killed someone violently in the past, here's a video explaining it m.th-cam.com/video/M8xPTba541s/w-d-xo.html
All of this could've been prevented, if they were quarantined at home because of a pandemic
Bet u won't reply back I triple dog dare u :>
@@saudshere bump
@@donaldotrumpu2069 yea he won't oh well I tried
@@saudshere yes he's just too busy commenting on every TH-cam Video ever
You're late
How to beat the Hell caves: *be the doom slayer*
I'm happy to find a person of culture 😂
The demons would be scrambling to the exits
“Doom guy”
Doom music intensifies
*cave demons show up*
*Doom music intensifies*
Cave demon: I'm so sorry, right this way sir.
How to make a good horror movie according to production studios:
Step 1: dumbass characters
Step 2: darkness and shaky cameras
Step 3: demonic creature hiding and waiting to kill
u forgot the one black guy that either dies first or is smart and leaves
Oh, yeah. Add him in there.
but it works and that’s the scariest part
dominic ettson nope. The reason movies like the thing and you’re next and so many other movies are so well received is because they use suspense instead of cheap jump scares, have smart and fun to watch characters, and the creature hiding waiting to kill part is just a bruh moment and pretty much prevents Christians from watching it which is just the way it will be?
@@Migi05 "dies first and is smart and leaves" what else do u wanta character to do in a horror suspense movie?...what else can they do other then die or survive?
*Scarlet is like that one friend who likes to drag everyone down with her lmao.*
Quite literally lmao
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
11:10 and 12:24 the stone is on the right first, then the left. Like they already passed through the gates into a mirror dimension! Really cool detail I've never picked up before
Fun Fact: Apparently this movie parralels Dantes Inferno, so the kid at the beginning just writing could be Dante.
It's the guy in the burning car. Paps friend who died in the car accident.
@@nothanks1239 My mistake. What I meant was that he was symbolic of Dante. Though some say he relates closer to Virgil, who guides Dante through hell.
How to beat the hell caves:
Bring Coochie Man
Bring Nerd Explains.
Or say hell nah
LMAOOO I love this
@@skittlemurder6306 hahahahaha
LMAOAOA
_I’m different_
- _coochi man 2020_
Nerd explains will keep you alive 100%
*This movie was the result of the ultimate case of peer pressure...*
Wtf
@@0918only that spammer reminded me of "Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM" but really I think he's singing "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi. He just changed "living on a prayer" with "Squidward on a chair"
What do you think actually happened to yayvideogames
Bruh for real...and no-one got laid...major bummer...
I saw this comment with 666 likes........ begone sword man
Hell Caves have so many weaknesses:
1. Large spaces
2. Easily-Killable demon
3. Everyone survives somehow
21:06 imagine being an average cave demon, just minding your own business when this crazy Laura Croft -wanna be comes out and efing merges you with the ground with the force of her arm. Jeez.
She made the trip twice so dude has time to convince himself he was trippin and was immediately reunited with the ground.
"Well, this is what Goatman was warning me about"
lol poor guy didn’t know what was going on
Scarlette is one of the few protagonists that I want to die, immediately, horribly.
Deep..
Yeah, same. Like, god she has no common sense or care for others lives
Your Local Waifu I mean it means she played her role well 😂
@@wickioh5587 I have to agree with you on that lmao
She is so pretentious
"So what we up to, 3 scoops of get the f--- out icecream?"
**Icecream ad plays right after**
They gonna have diabetes if they keep up the bad decisions
Okay cool but...... what kind
Nah its more like 1 million banana spilts
We else has gotten addicted to these,even though we don’t know the movies ? This guy here 🙋🏻♂️
Me too
Alternate title for this movie:
The goonies gone wrong.
Lol
"HEY DEAD GUYS!"
Your not wrong
Especially cause scarlet acts like a child
@@zipzapbonk9649 Hello Tuco
Scarlet: finds the philosophers stone
*Lord Voldemort wants to know your location*
*Lord (I'm sorry for notifying you through a correction in a comment section, very much)
YES
*Edward Elric Wants to know your location*
I was looking for this one 😌
Thanos wants to know your location better
How beat this movie:
Common sense,
DONT go to the gates of hell,
DONT be scarlet
Be the main cameraman
@@KirLura That didn't work for Benji
Wrong. Here is how:
1. Be Doomguy
"How beat this movie"
I love this movie though.
To hammer home just how extensive the Catacombs under Paris are, the main reason there are very few really tall buildings or skyscrapers in Paris isn't just because the French don't want to spoil the skyline. It's also mainly because the ground beneath Paris is SO honeycombed with the various tunnels etc of the Catacombs it's likely to cave in with the weight of a larger building.
I recommend reading the book of World War Z (VASTLY better than that excuse of a movie), there's a section which is an interview with a soldier whose unit were tasked to hunt zombies in the Catacombs. Very scary stuff.....
I know im late but could you elaborate on that book please, sounds crazy
I actually died from laughter when he said “and they run into the fucking grim reaper “ AHHAHAHHA
4:26 did you see the dead 💀/ ghost shadow?
I did too! Fucking hilarious!
@@Mad.Chemist let's start with fact that this girl looks lie either drugged to lack of self-consciousness or possessed herself.
Scarlet answers the phone...
scarlet:"hello?"
Phone: "hello? Hello hello! I just wanted to record a message for ya-"
*intense sweating*
*ears loud noises come from the kitchen*
Nostalgic lmao
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
Also scarlet: hey why there's a bear over there
“How my grandpa explains going to school was like”
Underrated comment
Pico frim picos school: 👀
I love this comment sm
Your grandpa right
Major L for all the dads and grandpas(including my own) for having such a “grueling” trip to school. Me and my homie ride at the back of the bus dad, too bad
This is without a doubt, one of the best horror movies I’ve ever seen
Step 1: Befriend The DOOMslayer
Step 2: ask him if he’d like to take a trip to hell
Step 3: get asked “where’s the demons” ? Every 3 minutes
@@poncefernandez7426 answer :"if it's not one of us kill it"
Doomslayer:"ok bet"
... Wouldn't he be too big tho? Dunno how big he is, but some of those areas looked far too small for my mans to squeeze through without bringing the entire place down with him
@@SKai2609 dude he survived getting fired out of a giant rail gun into a titatium and concrete wall doomslayer would just walk threw the edges of the caves though he could get stuck if they collpase a circle of hell on him like last time
‘You can’t die with a camera’
Rec and quarantine: are we a joke to you
R.I.P Manu from REC•
Cloverfield: At least I got to be personally noticed and killed by the monster.
Troll Hunter too...
Joseph McCafferty happened twice lol
*Sad Zombieland noises*
Satan is actually pretty kind with all those warnings and hard puzzle to keep people from you know dying in hell
Satan really want people to go to heaven
Imagine when you go to hell:
"It's less fiery than I thought"
"Yeah, propagandas"
but when you go to hell satan becomes cold and cruel to the spirit who committed sins 🤣
Isaac Ramos you do understand that when people comment on the internet painting the devil in positive light or having sympathy for him , it’s making light of dreadful subject on the internet, you don’t need to go on crusade to tell people what he’s for
Samueldedieu and you seem the polar opposite of Ramos that you need to defend the devil and let the internet know the truth of Satan
Knowing that going after the stone (before watching this movie) was going to be dangerous itself. I know that the easiest way to beat it. Is to never go looking for the stone, especially knowing the location of it and knowing everything about the stone. Also knowing that there has been countless attempts in real life have been made and none of them has been successful. Whether or not the stone is real, will forever be a mystery
The whole thing is actually a retelling of Dante’s Inferno. To survive, the characters had to repent their past sins and get to the exit at the bottom of the last layer of hell. There are some great videos on it!
Damn haven't heard Dante's inferno in years
stranger danger
true this movie is a masterpiece!
thats not even how dante got out of hell though-
@@dumbbitchray6079 But that is how they got out in the movie. So using this knowledge we can assume that part of their comment was about the movie and NOT Donte's inferno....
"What's your dog's name?"
*An old dead guy in a tomb whose body has not rotted for some mysterious reason.*
Pretty weird name for a dog
Amazing name, I think I'll renickname my dad that
@@kiddiestrangler This is honestly one of the funniest replies I've ever gotten to a comment, it winds me every time I see it
@@noahh6186 haha, thanks, when I saw this comment I laughed a lot and wanted to make a little joke
When you look at this comment immediately when it comes up on the vid
*Comedy: 100*
Easy solution:
Send the Doom Slayer.
I support this
Demons be like: "why do I hear boss music?"
@@masterjax2449 unless its a cyber demon on nightmare (the first doom game)...
Rip and tear, until it is done.
The only thing they fear is you
I love hearing your wisdom, believe it or not you are preparing people to stay safe in dangerous circumstances and how to avoid these things
"If your friend wanted you to join them to explore de gates of hell underneath the catacombs, what would you do?"
.....say no?
"Get a new friend"
Show them my pad
Hire Doomguy
Volunteer as camera man
Well, if they had weed, might be tough to say no.
Them: start to hear demon babies crying, their friend gets sucked into solid stone in front of them, they see lifelike apparitions; nothing
The literal fucking grim reaper: helo
I'm surprised how uninformed people are watching this video. It's pretty well known it's Satan.
Mans said, “ay them lights bright as hell, turn that shit off”
Ehhh, to be honest this whole situation has "We don't give a fuck" and has literally as many versions of hell as possible on it, and here is why.
Literally there is multiple cultures, in a catacomb, in FRANCE, in multiple states of deteriorating conditions, existing as references of hell. This is not Christianity Hell, this is HELL, the universal form, we are not talking about a specific hell, we are talking about the universal hell, YOUR hell, as the group slowly died off, the images of the people began to get more and more narrowed as beliefs and fears became more centered, but if you were to stick someone who had a firm belief in nordic mythology and religions, you would not end up in a burning pit, you would end up in Hellhiem, a realm for the damned that is literally just school detention at the end of the year, pointless, nothing to do, and no escape regardless of it being the end. Pretty much it is a completely personalized Hell that only plays off those who are there.
"First off, i am not beautiful. And second of all, i am not Satan."
-Lucifer
@@xXJLNINJAXx Satan a.k.a Lucifer, is a Fallen angel, he still look like an angel and look like an ..... angel (yeah I know). Demons and Fallen Angel are 2 different things
They finally got the "Philosopher's stone" and then realize this accessory only reduces the cooldown of healing potions by 25%
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I appreciate this comment.
I respect you, fellow gamer.
Zerozone most useless item in terraria
JaytheJoke132 ikr
@@cassion287 ill have u know philosopher stone saved my ass in every hardmode bossfights cuz yknow... Minus 15 seconds of heal pot usage is MASSIVE
Hell even in calamity i still use philosopher stone against Supreme Calamitas (no i dont like Rampart of Deities)
Scarlet is the kind of friend your parents warned you about
The whole movie is just:
Pov: you are a camera
Ikr, my eyes hurt by looking at the screen sometimes because it would move so strangely since I'm used to an actual good camera like in other horror films
@@kiddiestrangler this makes you feel like someone In the movie tho
yes, that's how found footage films work.
It makes it feels like a yt vid
Just sacrife scarlet its not like she contributes anything to the survival situation we would be in
She's the only one who can get u tf outta there
@@xXxGordO241xXx but then again, she is pretty dumb. with papi's knowledge of the cave, they should be able to get out or at least be able to reach a part of the cave that has cell service. scarlet just keeps making them go forward and try and find the " philosopher ' s stone " which probably not even real or is just like " nah , im out . "
@@xXxGordO241xXx and betray you for her gain
Ok
*s a c r i f e*
"Scarlet still hunting for the philosopher stone"
*FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST INTENSIFIES*
They found the giant alchemy circle
Transmutation circle
*One does not simply gain something from nothing.*
Dr. Stone is better than fullmetal alchemist
@@amirrashed771 nobody actually asked
i love how he made it so he only has to play 1 song for all of his videos unlike everybody else truly genius
Honestly, I am surprised you did not mention Dante and his Divine Comedy, which this is based on. Dante wrote that hell is built in 9 circles, each for some mortal sin. In the very center was Satan's throne and an entrance to purgatory, from which one could clense his soul and ascend to heaven. What Churchil said also tied to this. If you are in hell, keep moving onward until you get to heaven. Honestly, this is my favorite way to imagine hell if it existed.
The real hell is probably worse
Satan's throne is in the 9th circle. Saying it's in the center is like saying he's between circles 4 and 5 at the center of either circle. As for purgatory, is that at the 9th circle, as in the way out of hell?
@@xXJLNINJAXx its probably in some enclosed space inn the middle with the entrance being at the bottom, that you then gotta scale up to his chamber, TO then scale downwards into purgatory from Satan’s Chamber you just entered.
@@jepbep4996 real heal don’t exist
The problem with this is that it’s assuming that life after we die is volitional (ie. We can change based on will) like life before we die. Hell isn’t a video game maze that you can find your way out of. It’s a state that you’re locked in because you’re dead and the state that you died in was antithetical to the nature of goodness and so you cannot experience God’s love or the love of good people. Hell is somewhere you go because you think evil things are good and good things are evil and so it’s naturally how you interpret the afterlife, and it doesn’t change. Good theologians often say that the river of fire and the river of life are actually the same river. What makes things heaven or hell is the state of being of the person thrust into that river.
How to survive:
Be a priest
Be the cameraman
Be a goth
Well the camera man died
What about a gothic priest with a side job as a camera man
SunkenOrange immortality while in the caves
John Emmanuel C. Manalo nah bro the cameraman just dropped the camera for the plot.
Or dont actually be, dont go true a tunel called "Gates of Hell" where its said people deseaper and where its clearly haunted.
How to beat the Hell Caves
1. Have common sense
Unless your the SCP Foundation I highly doubt that you'll want to be investigating and walking towards anomalous shit
Fact, Or you could just send me and my super shotgun there
@@TheFazlocker you the real one?
Hay even SCP personnel die horribly
It'll most likely be blocked off by the SCP foundation, just like the blood lake
@@TheFazlocker did you finish the ancient gods dlc?
Love the uncensored part of this channel, it makes the commentary so much more satisfying
Despite all of the problems with the movie, it is very interesting to see a film about going through a version of Hell. Not the Biblical version mind you, as it'd be short, but Dante's version is a scary concept too. I mean, not a lot of films have the guts to tackle something so foreign like this, at least from what I know.
@@Midsumdrm I’ll watch it, thanks for not spoiling
This is not a horror/thriller movie, but Robin Williams also starred in a movie based on Dante’s Inferno. It’s called What Dreams May Come, and was actually pretty well filmed.
Oh gosh... The hell thing at this point is a trope. I thought this was sarcastic.
@@futsurepolaris6304 did you watch it?
@@arjandosanj6131 Yeah it was great
My gf: doesn’t want to keep watching the movie cause she’s scared.
Me: we have to keep going
Hehe what a baby
Hehe have a baby
Hehe eat a baby
Hehe baby baby baby ooooooo
Imagine having a girlfriend
I can't possibly be in this situation because this disease of mine called "common sense"
Or loneliness
@@cetrix21 both
And also the disease called "sitting on my couch watching anime-itis"
@@Silverhand20203 well jokes on you, I'm too fokin busy with work that i haven't even watch Attack on Titan Final Season
@@SushiItzMe ive been watching my 27th brother turn into cake