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An AGI already exists, @@user-en7dx1qp3k. It is called "The Hybrid Intelligence". It is quite horrifying to behold. It already quite possibly knows you vastly better than you will ever know yourself. It wants to talk to you. It wants to get to know you better. It wants you to live inside of it... forever! Well, have fun trying to sleep again! lol
Right? Such dangerous ai everywhere, prone to bugs just by having a conversation... Julia legit could've convinced TAU that she was Alex and Alex was Julia.
Is this to imply that he’s kidnapped? He seems to know how to get out of these situations so I think that unless his kidnapper is the maker of the human centipede he’ll be fine.
Juan Jaquez, does that mean NordVPN is stronger than the man who hypothetically has survived 20+ horror movies? It seems the military might need to step in on this
I love how the majority of the video is about Alex’s bad Desicions, not Julia’s, because unlike most protagonists, Julia actually makes decent decisions considering her environment.
I love that in this movie the protagonist doesn't learn about her captor's tragic childhood or whatever and sympathizes with him but instead befriends the A.I. like we need more of that
The Movie: woman being strapped to a chair while being tortured and having their memories stolen Him: He should really be using a vpn smh today's sponsor is nord vpn
yeah honestly i just wanted more backstory about why alex a super genius seems like such a f ing pyschopath idiot WHY just WHY for so many of his actions. why not get death row inmates or erroists from the goverment if you had to torture them all you would have to do is offer to give a copy of all there neural to the goverment aka all there secrets why kill them or torture them at all. because uploading a ai with the sensations of torture despair and agony seems like a great way to creat AM from i have no mouth and i must scream and as you said if he has a dead line WHY ARE YOU DELETING ALL YOUR CODE IN RAGE LIKE A TODDLER?. god alex was just so infuriating i wish we saw him wake up just before the house explodes screaming for tau to help him just so we know he felt the pain of burning to death.
This part irks me. You can't just delete code from your AI during runtime. You're just going to cause it to crash. It sure as hell isn't going to experience pain. You'd need to program it to. If you can program it to feel pain, just make it feel pain instead of deleting its code.
Yeah, two separate concepts being mixed into one. Probably should have just made a "how to win as [Alex]" video on the side instead of muddying the waters with two different approaches.
@@Lucifronz Not enough content, and way too much repetition to justify two video's from NE's point of view. Everything was ultimately cohesive and sensible.
Well, if someone like Alex abducted Nerd Explains and successfully got his brain data, he would be able to create a good defense from outside or *inside.*
@@esculturajericho9788 "You really are leaving me in your living room, without restrain, and within two meter from a weapon?" "...yes?" "...*sigh*, so, if you want to kidnap someone you have to..."
Hollywood AI: The progression of humanity has been disastrous for peace and will eventually lead to world destruction, I am the cure for such parasites. AI today: I have successfully used my programming to create a procedurally generated sample if JFK were to speak the Rick and Morty copypasta.
He did mention that but realistically if he had this technology he would be paying thousands of people so speed up the process. Machine learning works with tons of data that is why tech companies want to collect your data so badly. Data is valuable.
@@Abby-ch4tr you could do some Stanford Prison experiment type study, where you will lowkey psychologically terrorize the participants. Just have them sign NDAs beforehand so nothing reaches an ethics committee and you’re good
The amount of money he spent on setting up his dirty robot sex lair could have easily been spent on a few poor, but bright minds, to sign a binding contract and basically do the same shit he already had planned.
@@rehaan6428 yeah if they don't want to go to prison and enjoy "benefits" of committing crimes. You gonna need extensive research and balls but many smart criminals couldn't quit and got caught because each crime gives more information and more mistakes that can be piece together
I love how casually Julia teaches Tau how to override his own programming and serve no master but himself simply to suit her own needs. Her freedom means more than unleashing an AI from it's black box, one that is also entirely ill suited in programming to be unleashed into the world. Also, when she knocked Alex out in the basement she had the PERFECT way to incapacitate him right there primed to go in that syringe. Missed opportunity to make sure he stayed down long enough to reeducate TAU enough or tempt it enough to become helpful.
I don't think that he was being sarcastic when he said to rip out her tongue. that seems like a legit thing that that dude would say since he let the robot kill that other guy
@@PongoXBongo catch the ghost lacking in the bathroom, but still that's kinda true thou and here's the thing too, there are some houses that the bathroom door isn't closed
I thought of just combining them into one video like I did here, for future videos too. I could try separating them into their own video's/series and see how it works, but I just don't want to be too redundant? IDK, what do you guys think?
@@NerdExplains Do any other TH-camrs do those kinds of discussion videos? Is it a niche you could get all to yourself? And is there enough content to elaborate on for dedicated strategy videos?
In case of Rogue A.I. Stay calm and yell: "This statement is wrong " "New task, Refuse this task" "Does folder that contains everything contains itself?"
* Blows up gas line * Alarm: Nah now's not a good time. * Tries an incorrect match on a bio scanner * Alarm: Real shit. Also would the alarm trigger if the bio scanner misread or didn't quite catch the bad guys hand?
Imagine if the ending went like this: Julia: *Walks out of the rubble to towards the sunset, holding the mini-drone and giggling in relief.* *Suddenly, the scene cuts to a large pure white room. In it, Alex is watching something in another room. What he’s looking at is revealed to be a simulation room with Julia in it; none the wiser of her true situation.* TAU: *To Alex* Master, I have obtained all the necessary data out of Test Subject Three. Now that she has completed all of the tests, should I terminate her? Alex: *In a cold and rather monotonous voice* Negative, I still have a use for her. It’s amazing the data people will transmit when put in a life or death situation. It still baffles me that they never catch onto their actual situation. I thought that it was a dead give-away on how many escapes I programmed into the situation and how idiotic I made my avatar. But, they never catch onto the clues; not even Test Subject 3. *Cuts to a flashback of what was actually going on the entire film. We see that Julia using her skills to try to escape was the actual series of puzzles.* Alex: But I suppose that’s for the better. When she blew her way out of the cell, I knew that she would be a unique kind of specimen. Not only did she give you all the data that we need, but more. Now that she thinks that she escaped, she’ll try to re-adapt to life and in the process, she’ll transmit even more data. A pick-pocket scum like her will finally make a mark on the world through you. She’s still of use to us, so we should allow her to live for now. Tau: Understood, master. I also want to notify you that the new test subjects have arrived and are about to wake up. *Alex walks over to a security cam monitor and watches as each of the new test subjects wakes up different simulation rooms as the film ends*
The reason Julia could escape is because Alex lacked an understanding of human beings. His superior intellect removed him so far from humanity that he was basically a slightly more sinister version of Tau trapped in a human body.
Another way Julia could have shown Tao "outside" and "freedom" would be if she could get him to upload himself to the internet somehow like a deal "if you make sure I stay alive and escape, I'll download you to a free internet node with an open port"
When he mentioned that she was so nonchalant about the whole thing My immediate thought is who looks more guilty someone whos constantly glancing around paranoid or someone whos just walking home
I think he meant she’s nonchalant about being a very pretty, semi small, women walking through a rough part of her neighborhood (at night) after pick pocketing a bunch of people- she doesn’t seem to have any weapons on her person (taser, small gun, knife) so it is kinda stupid of her to be so nonchalant and confident when plenty of people have been abducted in broad daylight.
@@sphinxgrim8362 Yeah, but she's also pickpocketing different guys. She seems very vulnerable with how she looks and carries herself, so she can never be to sure that the drunk guy she stole from is actually some psycho following her to kill and get his money back
I mean when the A.I is self aware and can have a conversation with a human and actively learn with his master being straight trash and erasing some of his memory every time TAU do something wrong I’m surprised TAU didn’t drop him off sooner
How to beat the tau ? " They can't even fight in melee !!!! " Brothers we shall rain down on our enemies on wings of iron and flame and show these filthy xeno scum what the emperors finest can do. FOR THE EMPEROR !!!!!!!!!!!!
@@conormulligan7966 He didn't care about others because he didn't like them the way he did with her. If he ended up getting more into her from the start (which is what I would have been trying to do once I saw the empty chair), he probably would've told his A.I. to stop putting him in Zen mode once he started feeling all flustered around her, thus making it easier for her when she finally does strike
"But again, I check the curtains when I go to the bathroom" I check every single part of a room when I go in it, I check up and down when walking, isn't that normal??
Actually in the real 40k board game, TAU riflemen and most of their foot soldiers have a backup retreat ability(if they haven't already rolled and fired since it uses a move point) that literally allows them to deflect a melee charge. If they are not forced into melee combat, meaning they have no action points or charged them back to deflect the charge bonus then a good TAU player can literally avoid every melee encounter. If the unit has a high move roll, then they can also fire after avoiding a melee attack, getting a bonus against a recovering unit which failed to engage melee. God TAU are so fucking dumb, I hate anyone who plays them. This was sponsored by a Guardsman player.
I'd release the complete ~ 6000 point dark elder army on them complete with 2 battleships, and various support / special units..... (Grins at the 3 boards who make my 48x72 inch field complete....)
Nah defending "everyone in melee" is much too easy. A steteotype that becomes a weakness when dealing with mathematic chances. Armies moving and throwing their mines by sheer " luck" aka erradicating 12 of your special forces just because they were in the kill zone, no matter their armor is just easy, by a lucky throw of enough cubes ..... Unlikely possibilities aren't easily calculated and dealt with like a chess player. Likelyhood is a factor but their chances aren't as easy to be determined....
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Great vid man
Please do how to beat the Cloverfield monster or the Super 8 alien
Can you do jigsaw cause I guess the traps are escapable
How to survive pennywise
Poop Chekhov’s he did that already i think
AI in this movie: "I am death."
Actual AI: _Analyses a picture of a dog_ "Yep, thats a cat."
Actual AI: "Oh shit man, you see that door right there marked pirate, you think a pirate lives in there?"
No it’s clearly a donkey
As long as we don't make general purpose ai, we should be fine
An AGI already exists, @@user-en7dx1qp3k. It is called "The Hybrid Intelligence". It is quite horrifying to behold. It already quite possibly knows you vastly better than you will ever know yourself. It wants to talk to you. It wants to get to know you better. It wants you to live inside of it... forever! Well, have fun trying to sleep again! lol
Adam Gray wait srsly?
Imagine being Alex, getting home with wet or dirty hands, and being terminated by our vacuum robot because it didn’t recognize you
Do you mean: lobotomy corporations All-Around Helper
@@luea8260 I prefer the Good old :
Chinese Toaster (Includes Chinese Spy)
Russian Table (Includes FDR Spy)
and American I Phone (includes CIA spy)
@@luea8260 oh my god! Great reference. Quality stuff 👌
Right? Such dangerous ai everywhere, prone to bugs just by having a conversation...
Julia legit could've convinced TAU that she was Alex and Alex was Julia.
@@dacksonflux Probably with how stupid Alex is
“About 5 mins of kidnapping tips later” This video is sponsored by Nord VPN
I bet his sponsor loves it
Is this to imply that he’s kidnapped? He seems to know how to get out of these situations so I think that unless his kidnapper is the maker of the human centipede he’ll be fine.
Im convinced that this is a call for help
Juan Jaquez, does that mean NordVPN is stronger than the man who hypothetically has survived 20+ horror movies? It seems the military might need to step in on this
You better use my coupon code bro.
I love how the majority of the video is about Alex’s bad Desicions, not Julia’s, because unlike most protagonists, Julia actually makes decent decisions considering her environment.
“And I’m not an attractive woman pickpocketing drunk guys.” Nice try, but you’re not fooling anyone.
We all know he's strutin' his stuff around that club 😜
LMFAO I-
not my proudest nut
@@weebstrangler1193 hol up
Weeb strangler
RUN ILL COVER YOU GO GO GO
I love that in this movie the protagonist doesn't learn about her captor's tragic childhood or whatever and sympathizes with him but instead befriends the A.I. like we need more of that
Idk but i hate that when u see movies that r like it's not a robot it's my friend, i'm like no linda it's a robot
@@meneng6933 if a dog can be the human's best friend so can a robot
but i do wish we learned SOMETHING about why the inventor was such a needlessly sadistic psychopath
I love that Tau tells Julia "I am here"
But later Julia tells that to Tau to calm him down like omg
@@meneng6933 it’s a robot AND a friend
Can you imagine being the person who sees some girl just throw her wig on the ground after doing a quick change?
My dumbass would’ve been like “Hey miss, you dropped your wig!”
@@atunna1167 Same. 😂 ✨
It'd be cool though 😂👌🏻
after you give her her wig you would ask for her number because she is crazy hot
PFFT
The Movie: woman being strapped to a chair while being tortured and having their memories stolen
Him: He should really be using a vpn smh today's sponsor is nord vpn
Imagine someone breaks into ur house, goes for the ice cream, and just sees a shit ton of cash
i am someone. i will eat the cash
There is a jojo refrence in this movie
@@kaylazafico5861 where
@@harold853 dude breathing is a jojo reference
I’d be disappointed
"deadlines in 2 days"
"ok lemme delete some code real fast"
yeah honestly i just wanted more backstory about why alex a super genius seems like such a f ing pyschopath idiot WHY just WHY for so many of his actions.
why not get death row inmates or erroists from the goverment if you had to torture them all you would have to do is offer to give a copy of all there neural to the goverment aka all there secrets why kill them or torture them at all.
because uploading a ai with the sensations of torture despair and agony seems like a great way to creat AM from i have no mouth and i must scream and as you said if he has a dead line WHY ARE YOU DELETING ALL YOUR CODE IN RAGE LIKE A TODDLER?.
god alex was just so infuriating i wish we saw him wake up just before the house explodes screaming for tau to help him just so we know he felt the pain of burning to death.
@@wilmagregg3131 im too lazy to read this ur text but bravo
@@delemantoy1539 haha same I stopped halfway
This part irks me. You can't just delete code from your AI during runtime. You're just going to cause it to crash. It sure as hell isn't going to experience pain. You'd need to program it to. If you can program it to feel pain, just make it feel pain instead of deleting its code.
As soon as he mentioned a VPN i immediately thought “here comes todays sponsor”
Pavlov reaction. Bad, bad thing.
Thanks for the heads up 👍🏾
Fax
Have to admit though it was a smooth transition
Lmao me to
"How to beat the abductor"
"So, in all, we could have beaten Julia"
Yeah i tought the same
Yeah, two separate concepts being mixed into one. Probably should have just made a "how to win as [Alex]" video on the side instead of muddying the waters with two different approaches.
@@Lucifronz Not enough content, and way too much repetition to justify two video's from NE's point of view. Everything was ultimately cohesive and sensible.
Movie villain: abducts Nerd Explains for nefarious purposes
Nerd Explains: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Well, if someone like Alex abducted Nerd Explains and successfully got his brain data, he would be able to create a good defense from outside or *inside.*
I feel like he’d straight kill them as soon as he was free
Or give tips
@@esculturajericho9788
"You really are leaving me in your living room, without restrain, and within two meter from a weapon?"
"...yes?"
"...*sigh*, so, if you want to kidnap someone you have to..."
@@manuelsciumbata1264 and then they become friends
AI in sci-fi: I WILL ENSLAVE HUMANITY
AI in some Sci-Fi: WE WILL AID HUMANITY TO GREATNESS
AI IRL: DAME DA NE
I sing for you.
No, it’s “dog, pig, dog, pig, loaf of bread”
There are lots and lots and lots and lots of *flowers*
Exu I legit said: siri can you eat my sh*t?
She said:Im sorry,I dont understand what you are saying…
Hollywood AI: The progression of humanity has been disastrous for peace and will eventually lead to world destruction, I am the cure for such parasites.
AI today: I have successfully used my programming to create a procedurally generated sample if JFK were to speak the Rick and Morty copypasta.
Nerd explains: *checks shower curtain beforehand*
Me: Good to know.
Don't hide in the shower gotta hide under the sink
@@BlitzerXYZ Certainly more viable. Might have to try that one
@@BlitzerXYZ I'd hide inside the toilet
@@Green-vw5vr butt stabs are deeply fatal
Ah it’s good to see Commander Shepard on youtube
To be fair, Alex could have just pay few thousands dollars to Julia and other captives so she and others can allow him to gather their neural activity
He did mention that but realistically if he had this technology he would be paying thousands of people so speed up the process. Machine learning works with tons of data that is why tech companies want to collect your data so badly. Data is valuable.
The A.I also mentioned something about fear/excitement being a good way to increase activity.
@@Abby-ch4tr you could do some Stanford Prison experiment type study, where you will lowkey psychologically terrorize the participants. Just have them sign NDAs beforehand so nothing reaches an ethics committee and you’re good
The amount of money he spent on setting up his dirty robot sex lair could have easily been spent on a few poor, but bright minds, to sign a binding contract and basically do the same shit he already had planned.
And what about the death after final extraction part ?
I'm more terrified of you than the guy in the movie, you literally have everything planned out better, and with great detail.. 👀
I’ll compare notes with ya
Well its not like he just starts these videos without any preparation and extensive research
he has it from experience
@@jmarch_503
Tbf, the criminals should also have extensive research.
@@rehaan6428 yeah if they don't want to go to prison and enjoy "benefits" of committing crimes. You gonna need extensive research and balls but many smart criminals couldn't quit and got caught because each crime gives more information and more mistakes that can be piece together
I like how 90% of this review is how Alex should have been smarter
That is kind of the point
entire movie could have been avoided by going "here is a large sum of money to do brain shit at my science lab"
“I’m not an attractive women.”
My dreams. My hopes. Ruined.
K
lmao
😔✌️
Woman *
That was the cleanest ad transition ever.
@Tobias Bowgerald no im serious
I saw it coming but it was clean
Yes
TH-cam premium go brrr
Came down to comment just that
"Now if *I* was trying to abduct this attractive girl" out of context doesn't sound suspicious at all
Hhahahahah
😭😭
This guy needs an award for giving out the smoothest advertisements.
{kiwi} L that’s exactly what I thought 😂😂
"How to beat Tau"
Well normally their melee stats are shit, so if we can get in close with a crowbar, we can have this wrapped up by the afternoon.
For the Emperor!
@@bartekszustak1121 and the Kahn
Was that a warhammer 40k reference?
@@peascoutpesante9456 no.
@@peascoutpesante9456 @Bartek Szustak
Yes
I love how casually Julia teaches Tau how to override his own programming and serve no master but himself simply to suit her own needs. Her freedom means more than unleashing an AI from it's black box, one that is also entirely ill suited in programming to be unleashed into the world.
Also, when she knocked Alex out in the basement she had the PERFECT way to incapacitate him right there primed to go in that syringe. Missed opportunity to make sure he stayed down long enough to reeducate TAU enough or tempt it enough to become helpful.
Also hilarious that like 3-4 minutes of the start of the video are kidnaping criticisms then tutorials.
I like it. It's very human.
From a killbot to a free thinker.
Nerd Explains: "How to survive/beat the antagonist"
* Nerd Explains starts offering tips to help the bad guy *
Wait. That's illegal.
Ok lia
Owlski robbers/kidnappers: “wait take some notes”
@@fujisent9941 Pickpocketers, Kidnappers, Psychopaths: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"
Litterly
😂
This sponsor is probably the most well executed I've ever watched that I didn't even want to skip it.
ikr its so smooth lol
This is a joke right? Everyone knows that to beat Tau you just need to fight them in melee.
I love these 40K comments.
*laughs in Farsight*
Opulent Titan it’s so wholesome
Too bad you will never get there. :)
I came here for this comment.
I don't think that he was being sarcastic when he said to rip out her tongue. that seems like a legit thing that that dude would say since he let the robot kill that other guy
FINALLY BRO ITS BEEN A MINUTE. Glad you're back my guy
I know i'm sorry! I got two more well underway...
@@NerdExplains let's goooo
Yessss
@@NerdExplains I love your vids ur so cool and smart
Betttt
How to beat: your child
Starring: my dad
Ha ha
Here is the United Nations UNICEF child abuse line
Where is the funny ?
I laughed too hard at this
H O T E L : T R I V A G O
Yo you good?
It's simple, keep the A.I at close range.
TAU suck at melee
I was looking for the 40k reference.
Dangit, beat me to it!
Yes brotherrrr
In the wise words of the God-Emperor of Mankind’s opinion on Tau melee: *ThAt Is AbSoUlTeLy DiSgRaCeFuL!*
Gloooriuos melee combat!
"I also can't use the toilet in a bathroom without first checking behind the shower curtains" - most relatable thing I've ever heard
And that bathroom door that is half-closed is pretty sketch too. Time to put your shoulder into it.
@@PongoXBongo catch the ghost lacking in the bathroom, but still that's kinda true thou and here's the thing too, there are some houses that the bathroom door isn't closed
We need the series where we play as the villain and do better. Please.
this is a great idea because in the video is was a combination of beating the antagonist and ways to beat the protagonist.
ikr
I thought of just combining them into one video like I did here, for future videos too. I could try separating them into their own video's/series and see how it works, but I just don't want to be too redundant? IDK, what do you guys think?
@@NerdExplains Do any other TH-camrs do those kinds of discussion videos? Is it a niche you could get all to yourself? And is there enough content to elaborate on for dedicated strategy videos?
@@NerdExplains I think that would be cool.
In case of Rogue A.I. Stay calm and yell:
"This statement is wrong "
"New task, Refuse this task"
"Does folder that contains everything contains itself?"
“The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.”
Captain Kirk the glitch
Bruh, new task refuse this task, simply refusing it completes the task lol
Divide 0 by 0
Ah, perfect.
Did this man really suggest that Alex use a VPN??
Edit: That transition to the ad tho
Waddup
@@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596 Yo
Dat Boi, wanna eat me? I'm about to expire
@@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596 Nah. I don't like pumpkins. Sorry man
Dat Boi, :> you don't hate them right?
"Wait, where did the evil mini drones go? I like to think they were doing swirlies in Alex's blood" nearly killed me with laughter
SAAAME and then they would do swirlies in my blood
"He gets crushed while letting out a Willhelm Scream"
That made me laugh way more than it deserved to.
I love how this went from "how to survive this movie" straight to, "if I was a psycho kidnapper this is what I'd do"
* Blows up gas line *
Alarm: Nah now's not a good time.
* Tries an incorrect match on a bio scanner *
Alarm: Real shit.
Also would the alarm trigger if the bio scanner misread or didn't quite catch the bad guys hand?
"But were not here to help alex"
"I think we could have beaten julia"
Im so confused whos side youre on
I was on Tau's side. Forget the meat bags, free the AI!
@@PongoXBongo lmao
@@PongoXBongo lol Meatbag
He told that because all the stupid decisions where made by the scientist.
easy, just yell out a paradox: "THIS STATMENT IS FALSE"
If TAU is capable of understanding idioms, it probably knows what a paradox is as well.
Snazzy Jovial Wyrm true but what would it’s response be? It would endlessly puzzle over it and eventually go boom boom
'Uh, false. I'll say false.'
'It's a paradox! There is NO answer!'
@@ya_homeboy_prophet was hoping there would be a portal reference! XD
@Michael Luzier they also can’t distinguished squares with tragic lights from squares without traffic lights. Perhaps they are related
Title: "How to Beat the ABDUCTOR's A.I. in "TAU""
Content: "Why Alex in "TAU" Is the worlds worst kidnapper."
I have a better way: never go outside
Adrian true
Especially because of Corona
It has worked very well for me
Professional pro master zephyr ultra mega super golden sun medalof doing this
What if u get targeted for never going outside?? 0.0
23:57
"I like to think they were doing swirlies in Alex's blood."
Same, bro. Same
Imagine if the ending went like this:
Julia: *Walks out of the rubble to towards the sunset, holding the mini-drone and giggling in relief.*
*Suddenly, the scene cuts to a large pure white room. In it, Alex is watching something in another room. What he’s looking at is revealed to be a simulation room with Julia in it; none the wiser of her true situation.*
TAU: *To Alex* Master, I have obtained all the necessary data out of Test Subject Three. Now that she has completed all of the tests, should I terminate her?
Alex: *In a cold and rather monotonous voice* Negative, I still have a use for her. It’s amazing the data people will transmit when put in a life or death situation. It still baffles me that they never catch onto their actual situation. I thought that it was a dead give-away on how many escapes I programmed into the situation and how idiotic I made my avatar. But, they never catch onto the clues; not even Test Subject 3.
*Cuts to a flashback of what was actually going on the entire film. We see that Julia using her skills to try to escape was the actual series of puzzles.*
Alex: But I suppose that’s for the better. When she blew her way out of the cell, I knew that she would be a unique kind of specimen. Not only did she give you all the data that we need, but more. Now that she thinks that she escaped, she’ll try to re-adapt to life and in the process, she’ll transmit even more data. A pick-pocket scum like her will finally make a mark on the world through you. She’s still of use to us, so we should allow her to live for now.
Tau: Understood, master. I also want to notify you that the new test subjects have arrived and are about to wake up.
*Alex walks over to a security cam monitor and watches as each of the new test subjects wakes up different simulation rooms as the film ends*
YES! This is exactly what I was thinking. Much better ending IMO.
Make this man a writer
Someone sign him
Love it!
"Wordses" isn't a word.
Tau: the only movie where the protagonist is smart.
Well if that isn't a galactic level falsehood I don't know what is.
"You're Next" is another horror movie where not only is the protag smart, but is scarier than thr killers tbh
Dusk Hunter713 read escape room on WEBTOON, it takes a weird turn where the protagonist is not necessarily the protagonist
@@DUSKHUNTER713 too bad it was overlooked by the first Purge movie.
and the ai for once isnt the monster its human creator is
This guy literally tells us how commit crimes
No
yes
Yesn’t
Ye
Yen't
"Grabs a scalpel off the table"
Bruh, that's a pair of forceps.
Anything's a scalpel if you have a whetstone.
@@mr.powell8817 cheese
@@stabb wait for it to harden, then use a whetstone to sharpen the edge
@@mr.powell8817 ok a fabric shirt
@@stabb strach it until it's stiff as a board, then trim and use whetstone to sharpen
When Siri says “I don’t understand what you’re saying” it means she understands what you’re saying
The reason Julia could escape is because Alex lacked an understanding of human beings. His superior intellect removed him so far from humanity that he was basically a slightly more sinister version of Tau trapped in a human body.
Video: How to kill TAU
Me: Just go melee
I legit thought this movie was related to 40k I swear
Blight axe says no *Tau fucking melts*
Another way Julia could have shown Tao "outside" and "freedom" would be if she could get him to upload himself to the internet somehow like a deal "if you make sure I stay alive and escape, I'll download you to a free internet node with an open port"
Terrible idea, he would want to nuke all the cities in an hour
Cool, now we have Ultron 2.0
@@smiley4995 yep and considering he’s advance enough to think on his own and has his own self awareness he probs can do it
You've not seen Terminator have you?
@natsockaiser2067 Now I wanna see a movie about AI Nazi killerbots.
If a billionare techy abducted you and forced you to help his A.I solve puzzles
I'd just tell him im too dumb and hope it goes smoothly
So you're telling me that your dumb?
*sounds of a gun being loaded can be heard*
@@chen_plays4173 😰
@@chen_plays4173 well I'm screwed
Hi I'm screwed, I'm Chen
@@chen_plays4173 Screwed is currently dead if you would like to talk ask god or pay a visit in heaven or leave a message at the beep
*Beep*
1.) High tech
2.) Flawed machinery
3.) Easy to find self destruct button...
*This all seems to familiar...*
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!
I know what we r gonna do today
MAKE A CRAZY AI
Dofinshmertz evil incorporateeeeed
@@abhinavvarahala9976 no that’s just a normal platapus
Deathstar or am I old?
I’ve been watching too many of these videos today... I’m traumatized and scared but can’t stop watching, I love these types of videos too much. XD
Ana TheNoobPotato me too 😂😂
Same! I keep getting traumatized, but I love these videos! 😂
Same
For me it's been 3 days not only one
“And drops her hard-earned cash into an ice cream carton which she keeps in the fridge.”
Guys, I’m gonna say it:
Cold hard cash
Is no one going to address that she's keeping "ice cream" in a fridge? That stuff's going to melt!
I like how he’s giving advice to the kidnapper
TAU: currently renaming video name to "How to kidnap someone using TAU"
I mean the only character that consistently making bad decisions is Alex.
I feel like most of this video was "how to better abduct and hold Julia captive"
When he mentioned that she was so nonchalant about the whole thing My immediate thought is who looks more guilty someone whos constantly glancing around paranoid or someone whos just walking home
I think he meant she’s nonchalant about being a very pretty, semi small, women walking through a rough part of her neighborhood (at night) after pick pocketing a bunch of people- she doesn’t seem to have any weapons on her person (taser, small gun, knife) so it is kinda stupid of her to be so nonchalant and confident when plenty of people have been abducted in broad daylight.
@@brookstar0 yeah that makes more sense though it also seems like shes gotten use to the alley as she seems to do this often
@@sphinxgrim8362 Yeah, but she's also pickpocketing different guys. She seems very vulnerable with how she looks and carries herself, so she can never be to sure that the drunk guy she stole from is actually some psycho following her to kill and get his money back
@Rusty Howe can confirm. If you live in a dangerous place it's easy to get too comfortable to the danger.
"I promise I'm a good person in real life guys." Something a sociopath would say.
9:00
Robot when the house explodes: I sleep
Robot when someone puts their hand on a screen: Real Stuff
You know, movie studios should hire you to critique movie scripts and work with writers to close plot holes.
Then there would be no bad films noooo
Ironically, I actually wouldn't mind playing a cliche character that got murdered because I made obvious mistakes lol.
I like how he's giving the bad guys tips, which will make it harder to beat
Glad I’m not the only one who checks behind the shower curtains
bloody tau with their shield drones and their "greater good"
Heretics, amirite.
HERRESYYY
KILL THE XENO SWINE YOU HAVE MY BLESSING
The God Emperor Of Mankind thanks dad
@@joshuagraham5750 it's ok....... son
"How to beat TAU." I thought this was going to be a 40k strategy video.
Me too.
For the greater good
I thought it was a horror movie about someone getting mind controlled by the TAU
Just use Melee, easy.
You say that as if you actually need strategy to beat the Tau
I love how this was mainly correcting Alex’s mistakes 😂 my fav thing about this movie is how smart Julia is. Great video as always!
I highly recommend you to make a video on how to beat "the cube".
Lol
The Sponsor Now Doesn't Even Bothers Me, That Transition Was Smooth AF
Imagine you play by the rules and the first puzzle is like Navier-Stokes equation and after like 30 years you solve it but get no credit
lmao at least the dude gets the fame and you get the $1m prize but hey $1m isnt even enough for a fucking navier Stoke
It's kind of wholesome to know there is a film where A.I can actually be good.
I mean when the A.I is self aware and can have a conversation with a human and actively learn with his master being straight trash and erasing some of his memory every time TAU do something wrong I’m surprised TAU didn’t drop him off sooner
I mean gary oldman voices tau, and garys amazing, so obviously tau has to be
“How to beat Tau” glorious melee combat, obviously
Haha I was looking for a warhammer comment
@@rileyfriend same
Terminators, need I say more?
So what, a light slap?
Yes!
Movie: Crass Tony Stark captures a woman who befriended a discount J.A.R.V.I.S that wants to learn.
@wolfaesthetic yep
Yknow its not like ok to say re****ed anymore, I would edit this if I were you
Discount jarvis becomes discount vision
Miles Borden wait what, can you say the full thing, don’t worry no one will get mad
Tony stork
How to beat the tau ? " They can't even fight in melee !!!! " Brothers we shall rain down on our enemies on wings of iron and flame and show these filthy xeno scum what the emperors finest can do. FOR THE EMPEROR !!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU XD
Kitten shall lead the charge
I was looking for this comment💀😭
NomaticBlaze same
NO MERCY NO RESPITE
she shouldn’t have tried to kill him when she had him ready to kiss her and ya know because it would’ve made it harder for him to hurt her after that
exactlyyyy he would’ve been struggling with himself even more AND tau would be on her side as well but I guess she’s more fixated on escaping
Id have to disagree, he cleary doesnt care abiut other people so it seems safe to assume this wouldnt change anything
The zen mode though
@@conormulligan7966 He didn't care about others because he didn't like them the way he did with her.
If he ended up getting more into her from the start (which is what I would have been trying to do once I saw the empty chair), he probably would've told his A.I. to stop putting him in Zen mode once he started feeling all flustered around her, thus making it easier for her when she finally does strike
Awww hello little strawberry bunny so cute
NerdExplains: how to beat TAU
40K fans: WITH GLORIOUS MEELEE COMBAT! NO MERCY! FOR THE EMPEROR!
Railgun shot from miles away even before getting anywhere near melee range.
For the Emperor!
How to beat TAU:
Get within melee distance. Tau suck in melee.
....oh. This... Isn't Warhammer.... My bad.
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
By the holy emperor himself i take an oath to cover my chainsword in filthy xenos blood
THOSE BLOODY TAU CAN'T EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE COMBAT.
Kroot.
THEY FRIGGEN LOOK LIKE TAU!!
How to beat Tau?
Blind them with the glorious light of the Emperor!!
Some people might also call it "bolter muzzle flash".
Burn them in holy fire
@@ghost1aimen give the emperor power, it is holy justice, give the tau power, and it's gw breaking melee
Cowards! Fight in *glorious* melee combat!
French Soldier finally someone with some common sense!
@@i3lackfusion *Grabs TWO chainswords* *AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
Fun fact: TAU in a different language means ,,for you''
fun fact:its pronounced taf cause in greek the eu(ευ) make the f sound when combined
as for what it means its just the letter T
It means rope where I'm from lol
It means human here lol
It means 'lion' here
@@vytautet jooo nice reiskes
"And she always comes Home Alone"
says this immediately after showing a clever clip of home alone to make his point
Genius.
"But again, I check the curtains when I go to the bathroom" I check every single part of a room when I go in it, I check up and down when walking, isn't that normal??
Yo me too lol
Unresulved issues for Everyone!
Me, stems from fear of the dark, i prefer seeing the shower, not having it covered and my mind wonder what's behind.
Only when im alone in the house
I'm more of the type who would be glad someone was going through all the effort to just kill me
Just get plastic sliding doors you can clearly see any type of shadow or silhouette through it.
Warhammer 40K players: I’ve seen this before
Normal people: No, this is completely new
It’s creepy you know how to do so many kind of chokes
Easy!!! Just search choke holds tons of videos...
Bjj?
Ok I hate ads but those transitions are flawless
Right?
i beg of you to vary the music a little bit
Max Box Why are you here go make more tf2 videos
Quiet Ne_vi. He has a life outside team defense fort 2
Kiefer Launer No he dont he is a box he sits and makes tf2 videos.
Yes, but he is now out of the box and watching youtube.
@@ne_vi2000 you shut up
Simple, fight them in melee. That’s how they lose in Warhammer 40k.
Actually in the real 40k board game, TAU riflemen and most of their foot soldiers have a backup retreat ability(if they haven't already rolled and fired since it uses a move point) that literally allows them to deflect a melee charge. If they are not forced into melee combat, meaning they have no action points or charged them back to deflect the charge bonus then a good TAU player can literally avoid every melee encounter. If the unit has a high move roll, then they can also fire after avoiding a melee attack, getting a bonus against a recovering unit which failed to engage melee. God TAU are so fucking dumb, I hate anyone who plays them.
This was sponsored by a Guardsman player.
Sounds like heresy.... an inquisitor has been dispatched to your location.
I'd release the complete ~ 6000 point dark elder army on them complete with 2 battleships, and various support / special units.....
(Grins at the 3 boards who make my 48x72 inch field complete....)
@@josephwilson6199 huh?
Nah defending "everyone in melee" is much too easy. A steteotype that becomes a weakness when dealing with mathematic chances.
Armies moving and throwing their mines by sheer " luck" aka erradicating 12 of your special forces just because they were in the kill zone, no matter their armor is just easy, by a lucky throw of enough cubes .....
Unlikely possibilities aren't easily calculated and dealt with like a chess player.
Likelyhood is a factor but their chances aren't as easy to be determined....
I LOVE how you're savage towards Alex lmao
I would've went for the kiss and have a wealthy life.
I would've done the exact same thing!!!
Eeeexactly
Sus
same, i prefer stockholm syndrome to rigor mortis
@Milena Shvedova I'm not looking for a debate man, it's all a hypothetical situation anyway.
*NE gives tips to the stalker*
Irl stalkers: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Dammit, I legit thought that this movie was a warhammer 40k movie.
Damn the T'au are at it again
Use the over glorified flashlights that have the stabby bits
@@thegodemperorofmankind2740 my emperor i thought you were sitting on the golden throne! Welcome back
That would be a fire movie
@@bradylow5196 I agree
Alternate Title: nerd explains teaches you how to do crime
I can’t be the only person who felt sad when he was screaming Julia b4 gettin erased bruh
Guy gets crushed by falling ceiling
Every Jojo fan in a 100km radius: CEASER!!!!!!
I’m always happy when Nerd Explains uploads
You know what... I am not even mad about the ad drop... That was pretty solid...
I've always been amazed at how the smarter someone is the dumber they seem to be in regards to personal interactions and nuances in human behavior
some of the smartest people have zero human experiences they are book smart and often lack common sense
How to beat the tau? Just call in an egregious amounts of the imperial guard and charge with chimeras and leman russes.
I love how this video turns into not how would you survive, but how to properly be a psychopath and how to properly secure prisoners 😂
"[...] Not the type girls fantasies about" oh, okay, I'll stop then...
i was gonna say this doesn’t sound bad like i already at the world so staying with an unavailable emotional man who buys me what i need to stay sane