30 Year Old Food Parcel | Ashens

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  • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
    @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    "That's probably the oldest food I'll ever get sent"
    *Is sent 130 year old olives*

    • @RoarkeIsBored
      @RoarkeIsBored 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WildKatGirl true

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      WildKatGirl they were actually 180 years old

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      cashmachine15 wait until someone sends him something like 5000 year old honey
      Honey lasts for fucking centuries because why not

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      cashmachine15 wait until someone sends him something like 5000 year old honey
      Honey lasts for fucking centuries because why not

    • @TheTricksterTroller
      @TheTricksterTroller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      SteamShovel Studios honey will never go bad, archaeologists ate some 3,000 year old honey and all said it tasted absolutely fine.

  • @ferociousgumby
    @ferociousgumby ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Life is so bad right now, I'm watching a ten-year-old Ashens food tasting video for the fifteenth time, AND LOVING IT.

    • @drueckglueck9918
      @drueckglueck9918 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😢 me too

    • @mattfrancis4569
      @mattfrancis4569 ปีที่แล้ว

      im new here cool video@@drueckglueck9918

    • @mattfrancis4569
      @mattfrancis4569 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im new here cool video tho

    • @ferociousgumby
      @ferociousgumby ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mattfrancis4569 Ashens has been my mainstay for years and years. Nothing ever changes, and I like it that way.

    • @akumaswrath6663
      @akumaswrath6663 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ashens never goes out of date.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    "Summoning salt... sound like a video game"
    Close enough.

    • @d_o_ugieuwu6299
      @d_o_ugieuwu6299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      im glad im not the only one that thought of summoning salt

    • @morf301
      @morf301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Apparently summoning salt named himself from this video. Legit.

    • @OwlRTA
      @OwlRTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      we are landing

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I have gained the ultimate knowledge

    • @Dogy0909
      @Dogy0909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Michael Carradus I watched this recently and told my GF I was certain that’s where the phrase came from, since where else would “summoning salt” come from? Glad I was right, I love finding where names or references come from.

  • @whommel_kpop
    @whommel_kpop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    “I won’t eat any of this, because I’m not completely mental”
    Six years later: eats 50 year old canned ox tongue ...

    • @fuckoff5893
      @fuckoff5893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whommel lol i was about to comment the same thing

    • @SUPERMAN97819
      @SUPERMAN97819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fuckoff5893 lol no you wont.

    • @ericf112
      @ericf112 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank God he grew some balls

    • @vitamins-and-iron
      @vitamins-and-iron ปีที่แล้ว

      well i guess his psychological state changed in that six years… oh no

    • @silverxstar01
      @silverxstar01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That ox tongue video was easily the most revolting of his expired food videos. Even worse than the olives, IMO. Deeply, deeply unpleasant.

  • @Marscow
    @Marscow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    That couch has seem more funky nastiness than The Casting Couch...

    • @Marscow
      @Marscow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      barrywhite21 Nicer than Ashen's Lego figures blind bags? Bah! I think not!

    • @bananiaman3162
      @bananiaman3162 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flick casting couch rocks

    • @bakuya99
      @bakuya99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Flick I swear if Ashens couch could talk it would be like "Iv'e see some things...and smelled some things... " - couch.

    • @Marscow
      @Marscow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bakuya99 I think it would say, "AAAAAHHHHH!"

    • @mayzerify5525
      @mayzerify5525 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flick I Looeled at this

  • @flagro770
    @flagro770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This video spawned the name of a legend.

    • @elhugo13
      @elhugo13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This vid should me immortalized and saved for posterity.

  • @GamingPalooza
    @GamingPalooza 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2858

    my wife is horrified that you are doing everything on the couch.

    • @Hless421
      @Hless421 8 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Oh I'm sure he does EVERYTHING on that couch lmao

    • @danielrodas1144
      @danielrodas1144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha

    • @cobydoggydog
      @cobydoggydog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Best comment ever!

    • @thebeatdown9882
      @thebeatdown9882 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So am i lol😂😂

    • @lukebirrell
      @lukebirrell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      EVERYTHING

  • @skii_mask_
    @skii_mask_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The Summoning Salt origin story. :D

    • @KernelLeak
      @KernelLeak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Could have been Summoning Salt, could have been Antonio Stella Bottom Tile...

  • @Saytahne666
    @Saytahne666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Realize you watching a guy emptying old food on a plate. The pinnacle of entertainment.

    • @FuturisticBagel
      @FuturisticBagel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Its been 2 hours now pls send help

    • @Clarissa_Star
      @Clarissa_Star 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And somehow, I'm getting increasingly hungry.

    • @jessicahill9127
      @jessicahill9127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      TheFuturisticBagel
      I started watching the playlist. There is no stopping me now.

    • @vlogstubehd4124
      @vlogstubehd4124 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @thumbsup5087
      @thumbsup5087 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And yet it's still more interesting than what's on TV these days...

  • @GodfatherXXI
    @GodfatherXXI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    What's completely unbelievable about this video is that an Englishman reading a soup can's ingredients screwing up with "summoning salt" changed the face of the world of competitive video game speedruns as we know it today. And that's SAYING something!

    • @Dilopho
      @Dilopho ปีที่แล้ว +2

      really?

    • @GodfatherXXI
      @GodfatherXXI ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dilopho Yes sir! All you need do is type that name down in youtube. Get yourself hot tea, and get ready for the unique and amazing world of video game speedruns.

    • @NeuvisWaterBottle
      @NeuvisWaterBottle ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's actually insane. Been watching Summoning Salt for a while but never heard about how he came up with the name.

    • @GodfatherXXI
      @GodfatherXXI ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NeuvisWaterBottle indeed! See for yourself! The truth is all there in living color.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@GodfatherXXIboring 🥱

  • @Neekioanime
    @Neekioanime 11 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm still anxious that one day he uploads an old food video and it's the last we ever hear from him. We love you, Ashens, please don't poison yourself too badly.

  • @jugglingembalmer
    @jugglingembalmer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    In the States, the jingle was, "Uh Oh Spaghetti O's." So was yours, "Oops Spaghetti Hoops?"

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      jugglingembalmer lol
      Please some British person needs to confirm!

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nati Whatever dunno I never remember I'm a brit/pole

    • @oscarsparkes5221
      @oscarsparkes5221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      jugglingembalmer no it wasn't. It was the same as every other Heinz product: "Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat them, the more you fart." (Yes I am British).

    • @JackVincent
      @JackVincent 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @strawbtangerine6087
      @strawbtangerine6087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oscar Sparkes Oi, that was just a playground rhyme made by children.

  • @ipissed
    @ipissed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    03:58 Here's an exciting fact for you! Heinz did have at least 57 varieties of tomatoes that they had properly bred as their own. Heinz uses all of their varieties in different increments to ensure a consistent product.
    In fact Heinz has had hundreds of varieties of tomatoes, you can buy the seeds of some of the current ones even.

  • @AdrianWoodUK
    @AdrianWoodUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:19 - Lo, and a channel was born.

  • @TimTarling
    @TimTarling 8 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    That toothpaste looks like the pink slime you'd see in a documentary about processed meat...

    • @myomadd
      @myomadd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The tubby custard from tellytubbies

    • @satnav2000
      @satnav2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It looks like the slime that entered the bath in Ghostbusters 2.

    • @pettisd
      @pettisd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Tom Goss TDG yeah it does!

    • @ayyitstum5419
      @ayyitstum5419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      mcdonalds.

    • @Moerp100
      @Moerp100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So that's where McNuggets come from

  • @Hikenights
    @Hikenights 8 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    this isnt moms spaghetti... this is Grandma's spaghetti..

    • @diablothebearded-dragon824
      @diablothebearded-dragon824 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      great grandmas Spaghetti...

    • @verygoopyguy
      @verygoopyguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My dead grandmas spaghettio

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@verygoopyguy Your grandmother's dead spaghettios.

    • @therayven3147
      @therayven3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like your great grandma's spaghetti...
      Hmmm... Then again, maybe not...

    • @alannolan4144
      @alannolan4144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to like this comment but its at a perfect 400 so count this as a like

  • @unnamed715
    @unnamed715 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    So ketchup becomes BBQ sauce in 30 years. Interesting.

  • @croatianmaster8178
    @croatianmaster8178 9 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    DO YOU HAVE A TABLE

    • @tinrusic8395
      @tinrusic8395 9 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      +Ustasa Prava no that couch is his only piece of furniture he has

    • @croatianmaster8178
      @croatianmaster8178 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      fuck someone send him a table

    • @-t8909
      @-t8909 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Ustasa Prava SINCE YOUR THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WHO CARES SO MUCH IF HE HAS A TABLE SEND HIM ONE BITCH!

    • @rb1003
      @rb1003 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U not mate, m8

    • @rb1003
      @rb1003 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Tin Rusic that brown sofa, he needs to use his TH-cam money for a table

  • @RealJiffyCones
    @RealJiffyCones 10 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    ...
    ...
    Why am I up at 2 in the morning watching some dude eat old food on his couch?

    • @GhoulieTunes
      @GhoulieTunes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Because Food is love, Food is life.

    • @omegapng
      @omegapng 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is 2 am here too...

    • @EAPvideoz
      @EAPvideoz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why am I staying up to watch food eat old dudes?

    • @GhoulieTunes
      @GhoulieTunes 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Soviet Russia...

    • @waltrz
      @waltrz 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scratch that, off his couch.

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Summoning salt is a very important item to use when summoning Slepp so you can give him your bones.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fucking hell, usually I'm not bothered by the look of the old food you review, but for some reason when you dug the jellified ketchup out of the bottle, it made me cringe super hard. Ewww.

    • @stormyparker9483
      @stormyparker9483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WHO WANTS TO GNAW ON HUMAN BONES!

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stormyparker9483 you're black

    • @stormyparker9483
      @stormyparker9483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@15-Peter-20 I'm white

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stormyparker9483 im yellow

  • @Kurrai6095
    @Kurrai6095 8 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    On a scale of 1 to a 1984 Jordan's Crunchy Bar, how much is your life falling apart?

  • @hatinontruth
    @hatinontruth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Anyone else notice the only thing he put in his mouth was something not meant to be eaten?

    • @Ciabattaonions
      @Ciabattaonions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, very disapointing.

    • @therayven3147
      @therayven3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, he should have tried the spaghetti rings w/meat... They looked just fine...

  • @adamspence2901
    @adamspence2901 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    All 57 Heinz varieties:
    Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork and Tomato Sauce
    Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork no Tomato Sauce
    Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Tomato Sauce no Pork
    Heinz Oven-Baked Red Kidney Beans
    Heinz Cream of Asparagus Soup
    Heinz Cream of Celery Soup
    Heinz Cream of Green Pea Soup
    Heinz Cream of Mushroom
    Heinz Cream of Oyster
    Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup
    Heinz Bean Soup
    Heinz Beef Broth
    Heinz Clam Chowder
    Heinz Gumbo Creole
    Heinz Mock Turtle Soup
    Heinz Scotch Broth
    Heinz Noodle Soup
    Heinz Pepper Pot Soup
    Heinz Vegetable Soup
    Heinz Consommé
    Heinz Onion Soup
    Heinz Mince Meat
    Heinz Puddings-Date, Fig, and Plum
    Heinz Peanut Butter
    Heinz Cooked Spaghetti
    Heinz Cooked Macaroni
    Heinz Pure Jellies
    Heinz Apple Butter
    Heinz Gherkins-Sweet or Sour
    Heinz Mixed Pickles-Sweet or Sour
    Heinz Chow Chow Pickle
    Heinz Sweet Mustard Pickle
    Heinz Dill Pickles
    Heinz Fresh Cucumber Pickle
    Heinz Strained Foods
    Heinz India Relish
    Heinz Sandwich Spread
    Heinz Pickled Onions-Sweet and Sour
    Heinz Spanish Queen Olives
    Heinz Stuffed Spanish Olives
    Heinz Ripe Olives
    Heinz Pure Spanish Olive Oil
    Heinz Tomato Ketchup
    Heinz Chili Sauce
    Heinz Beefsteak Sauce
    Heinz Pepper Sauce-Red or Green
    Heinz Worcestershire Sauce
    Heinz Prepared Mustard-Brown or Yellow
    Heinz Evaporated Horseradish
    Heinz Mayonnaise
    Heinz Pure Malt Vinegar
    Heinz Pure Cider Vinegar
    Heinz Distilled White Vinegar
    Heinz Tarragon Vinegar
    Heinz Rice Flakes
    Heinz Breakfast Wheat
    Heinz Tomato Juice

    • @MBCMurrayPlaysRL
      @MBCMurrayPlaysRL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Adam Spence There not varieties, there products.

    • @leowerner9303
      @leowerner9303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U have no life!😂

    • @kylejones1532
      @kylejones1532 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Leo Werner saying he has no life yet you put all that really nigga

    • @BabyWhaleFilms
      @BabyWhaleFilms 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wot

    • @shurikendongle656
      @shurikendongle656 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heinz cum flavoured salad cream.

  • @0Blueaura
    @0Blueaura 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    summoning salt.... visions of dark souls

    • @notadoctor9041
      @notadoctor9041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @chiisuigintou
      @chiisuigintou 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Summoning salt, I imagine just salt you can summon with summoning spell. 😆

  • @NiremReviews
    @NiremReviews 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    My moms friend just moved out of her old house (she lived in her boss's basement) and the cupboards were filled with stuff the house owner had bought before. But my moms friend or the owner didnt ever touch those things. As she moved, she found a can of soup dating back to 1920s cause the expiry date is 1924-06-25. I took the can to school and opened it in class and man the school stinked afterwards

    • @YOMAMAXXL
      @YOMAMAXXL 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You could have sold it on Ebay for a few hundred dollars, people like to buy old stuff.

    • @starrytwilight9540
      @starrytwilight9540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Techy Gamer Late, late reply... but what did the soup look like?

    • @athenathegreatandpowerful6365
      @athenathegreatandpowerful6365 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Umm, they didn't have expiry dates on anything in the 1920s. They didn't start until the 1970s. Might be a batch number but doubtful.

  • @JazzyAnasazi
    @JazzyAnasazi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "not so fucking new anymore boys"
    LMFAO xD

    • @mitchelltian3479
      @mitchelltian3479 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +556FATHOMS Thank god I'm not the only one

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +556FATHOMS he said "not so new now lads" ..

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Error 404 I care.

    • @johnpalmer2771
      @johnpalmer2771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doc, he says not so fucking new anymore boys with the soup and not so new now lads with the toothpaste

  • @djjesus.hediedforyourspins3154
    @djjesus.hediedforyourspins3154 9 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    you should try 30 year old food from chernobyl. what could go wrong

    • @marcosr666
      @marcosr666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      He turns into a superhuman being and steals your pop tarts

    • @deektedrgg
      @deektedrgg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +DJ Jesus.He Died for your spins Might still be pretty good. If you blast food with radioactive particles, you kill ALL microorganisms on it, which means you can keep your fruit, meat and vegetables good for weeks, months without preservation. IIRC they use that on astronaut food or something.

    • @5brags455
      @5brags455 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +DJ Jesus.He Died for your spins He turns into a legendary super mutant.

    • @WoobooRidesAgain
      @WoobooRidesAgain 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +MrHellGnome "Legendary TH-camr Has Mutated!"

    • @djjesus.hediedforyourspins3154
      @djjesus.hediedforyourspins3154 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WoobooRidesAgain what the fuck is wrong with your profile pic dude. That's fucking terrifying. When I saw that in my notification tray I jumpscared.

  • @ThatGirlWithTheCoffee
    @ThatGirlWithTheCoffee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Sat down to eat Spaghetti hoops, this came on next in a random play list.... Spaghetti hoops got pushed to the side.

  • @JohnDoe-wx1jf
    @JohnDoe-wx1jf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork and Tomato Sauce
    Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork no Tomato Sauce
    Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Tomato Sauce no Pork
    Heinz Oven-Baked Red Kidney Beans
    Heinz Cream of Asparagus Soup
    Heinz Cream of Celery Soup
    Heinz Cream of Green Pea Soup
    Heinz Cream of Mushroom
    Heinz Cream of Oyster
    Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup
    Heinz Bean Soup
    Heinz Beef Broth
    Heinz Clam Chowder
    Heinz Gumbo Creole
    Heinz Mock Turtle Soup
    Heinz Scotch Broth
    Heinz Noodle Soup
    Heinz Pepper Pot Soup
    Heinz Vegetable Soup
    Heinz Consommé
    Heinz Onion Soup
    Heinz Mince Meat
    Heinz Puddings-Date, Fig, and Plum
    Heinz Peanut Butter
    Heinz Cooked Spaghetti
    Heinz Cooked Macaroni
    Heinz Pure Jellies
    Heinz Apple Butter
    Heinz Gherkins-Sweet or Sour
    Heinz Mixed Pickles-Sweet or Sour
    Heinz Chow Chow Pickle
    Heinz Sweet Mustard Pickle
    Heinz Dill Pickles
    Heinz Fresh Cucumber Pickle
    Heinz Strained Foods
    Heinz India Relish
    Heinz Sandwich Spread
    Heinz Pickled Onions-Sweet and Sour
    Heinz Spanish Queen Olives
    Heinz Stuffed Spanish Olives
    Heinz Ripe Olives
    Heinz Pure Spanish Olive Oil
    Heinz Tomato Ketchup
    Heinz Chili Sauce
    Heinz Beefsteak Sauce*
    Heinz Pepper Sauce-Red or Green
    Heinz Worcestershire Sauce
    Heinz Prepared Mustard-Brown or Yellow
    Heinz Evaporated Horseradish
    Heinz Mayonnaise
    Heinz Pure Malt Vinegar
    Heinz Pure Cider Vinegar
    Heinz Distilled White Vinegar
    Heinz Tarragon Vinegar
    Heinz Rice Flakes
    Heinz Breakfast Wheat
    Heinz Tomato Juice

    • @greywarden2059
      @greywarden2059 10 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Heinz Heinz
      Heinz Heinz - Extra Heinz

    • @vostok3773
      @vostok3773 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lily G Heinz - Spicy Heinz

    • @kingcatlxix4573
      @kingcatlxix4573 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Heinz Extra Heinz - More Heinz

    • @greywarden2059
      @greywarden2059 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      KingCat LXIX Heinz Heinz Extra Heinz - EXTRA More Heinz

    • @kingcatlxix4573
      @kingcatlxix4573 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Extra Heinz More Heinz Heinz Added Heinz - No Added Heinz Lily G

  • @GuyFieriayylmao
    @GuyFieriayylmao 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    4:14 Back when I used to go to cub scouts the woman that ran it once pulled out a bottle of Heinz ketchup from the mid 1970s, and said that if you put vinegar in it then it didn't go out of date. I stopped vomiting a week later.

    • @JayPKay
      @JayPKay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, she's obviously never seen apple cider vinegar

    • @asmrlobe9728
      @asmrlobe9728 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dingus E. Dow ikr? lol

    • @app0the
      @app0the 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, that explains why every time I buy new Heinz it smells of vinegar... Still selling the 70s production batch uh

  • @blitzskrieg3047
    @blitzskrieg3047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Not sure why but I love watching these videos while I eat.

  • @FilthAndRuin
    @FilthAndRuin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Lemming of the BDA" - Monty Python is never an obscure reference, mate.

  • @crazymf7041
    @crazymf7041 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The “30 year old” food parcel would be 40 years old now, damn

  • @OcanalBP
    @OcanalBP 10 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Thank god TH-cam dosen't use smellvision ...

    • @znthscooters8237
      @znthscooters8237 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** haha thats funny :D im not being sarcastic i actually laughed

    • @_Super_Hans_
      @_Super_Hans_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm from the future, TH-cam uses smellovision in the future =)
      Also don't ask your mom what she used to do for a living... =/ ...anyway, have a nice day in the past =)

    • @inglebritt
      @inglebritt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Super Hans You been at the crack again Super Hans?

    • @ArabKatib
      @ArabKatib 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Super Hans*: "I'm from the future, TH-cam uses smellovision in the future =)
      Also don't ask your mom what she used to do for a living... =/ ...anyway, have a nice day in the past =) "
      ...
      I am from the *FAR* past, an old geezer came to us from the *FAR* future, he hid his time machine in our barn, I stole it and went to *O Canal BP's* past (future to me), and discovered that his mom, the one you saw when you came from *your* future to *his* past was actually an android! His real mom was a good Christian woman! The android mom was on a mission to fool you! Sent by the evil lord *YouTubironack II*, whom I and the android mom discovered to be the twin brother of the old geezer who came to our farm in his time machine in the first place! The old geezer then revealed to us that he, along with evil lord *YouTubironack*, are actually two of your great great great *GRAND* children in the future!

    • @ArabKatib
      @ArabKatib 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      LMAO!!

  • @johnedsel
    @johnedsel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'd like to see how Ashens survives in a post-nuclear environment. he'd probably cope very well and be tucking into 30 year old food like a Happy Meal.

  • @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer
    @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:12 Home - We're Finally Landing starts playing.

  • @sebbigmacmeal
    @sebbigmacmeal 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    i love his voice

    • @DajuOnYoutube
      @DajuOnYoutube 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I assume thats why he tries to create entertainment using it.

    • @sebbigmacmeal
      @sebbigmacmeal 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daju so what your basically saying is, that he makes entertainment with his voice, because I love it? :)

    • @DajuOnYoutube
      @DajuOnYoutube 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well if you have a good voice you might want to think how you can entertain others/make money of it. If you are good or gifted at something you might want to use it for greater things. Eating disgusting food might not sound like "greater things" but he is narrating them, and who would want to hear someone with a lousy voice narrate.

    • @DajuOnYoutube
      @DajuOnYoutube 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which young children seem to miss, they think people watch just any game video or whatever and that it doesn't matter if they have any value entertainment wise. (A example since game videos is a big youtube category) You have to be entertaining in some way to get some kind of followers, which is either crazy good but the most common thing is a good voice and fun personality.
      And that is why you are here and like his voice. He makes videos because he know his voice is appealing.

    • @killerbee2562
      @killerbee2562 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      He reminds me quite a bit of Yahtzee of zero punctuation.

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Summoning Salt fans at 1:17 all doing the Leonardo Dicaprio point.

  • @ixurcafe
    @ixurcafe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I'm not going to eat any of these."
    -Consumes the only thing that isn't a food item-

  • @pigfish99
    @pigfish99 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:15 how summoning salt got their username.

  • @attentionlabel
    @attentionlabel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This still managed to make me hungry...

  • @NB1.8David
    @NB1.8David 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Don't you hate it when you accidentally summon salt?

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toasters are Magic
      I love it mate what are you on about

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happens every time I boot up Dead Cells.

    • @OryxTheMadGod3
      @OryxTheMadGod3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      and then it starts making speedrun history videos

    • @julianrzodkiewicz7303
      @julianrzodkiewicz7303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      who farted?

  • @Drakelx55
    @Drakelx55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "I think that's the oldest food I will ever be sent, I have a feeling I just set my self up for something really horrific there"
    *Meanwhile in 2016*
    *Opens a 180 year old bottle of olives*
    (Yes it was 180 years not 130 as the video stated, the Sterling Castle sank in 1836 not 1886)

    • @jaxontuck2472
      @jaxontuck2472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wow only 45 minutes ago

    • @drippydiamond2.020
      @drippydiamond2.020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's 2019 now

    • @picanigeorgello2847
      @picanigeorgello2847 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drippydiamond2.020 it's nearly 2020 bro. Nice spinning on this rock with ya

    • @pivinne5536
      @pivinne5536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wilford Wyatt it is now 2021. The world isn’t much better but nature is doing great!

    • @ChemistryJunkie43
      @ChemistryJunkie43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pivinne5536 No, its definitely 2022 👀

  • @SummoningSaltMusic
    @SummoningSaltMusic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Summoning... Seasoning salt. Summoning Salt? Sounds like something from a video game."
    *We're Finally Landing - HOME starts playing*

  • @Spike-Prime
    @Spike-Prime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Probably the oldest thing you'll review? BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, the days Ashens was so naive.
    150 year old olives anyone?

    • @Carbadonia
      @Carbadonia 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      130 Years but I don't think it could have gotten even more worse than it did so 2 extra decades doesn't matter xD

    • @Spike-Prime
      @Spike-Prime 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carbadonia More like 12 decades :p

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Spike Prime that would make it 250 years old

    • @thebadger3349
      @thebadger3349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SteamShovel Studios how 1 decade = 10 years therefore 10*12= 120

    • @myomadd
      @myomadd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The olives were actually 180 years, the ship sunk a loooong time ago?

  • @ThatZommy
    @ThatZommy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I'm actually hungry now.
    I think I have mental issues.

    • @bakuya99
      @bakuya99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +ThatZommy You arent.. im hungry as well...

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +bakuya99 You both fuckin' mental.

    • @bakuya99
      @bakuya99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KillThad We aren't we just want to eat stuff.. XD

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bakuya99 lol :)

    • @bakuya99
      @bakuya99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KillThad I have eaten old military rations and stuff like that those things do have long shelve life.

  • @ozma8899
    @ozma8899 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I hope Ashens made lotsa Spaghetti!

    • @StampStories
      @StampStories 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spaghetti meatballs!

    • @evoprod123
      @evoprod123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's mama luigi to you!

    • @buckfusters
      @buckfusters 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Where there's smoke, there's Chef Excellence"

    • @rogerthat3157
      @rogerthat3157 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good old YTP

    • @kingexodus4884
      @kingexodus4884 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he opens his mouth but spaghetti wont come out

  • @pokekiller787x
    @pokekiller787x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Lol who is here after summoning salts tweet?

  • @fougeregarantie6126
    @fougeregarantie6126 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    well technically, the content of a preserved tin is still enjoyable decades after expiration; the taste would be slightly off for sure, but it would still be better than a whole chicken in a can.

    • @nathantj594
      @nathantj594 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Ethan Cole Botulism is a thing, sis. Fuck that mess!

    • @LauraBidingCitizen
      @LauraBidingCitizen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +nathantj594 Only if you're stupid enough not to educate yourself on it! It only occurs in bulging or damaged / dented cans. The spaghetti hoops was neither of these. Had he cooked them to an appropriate heat they would have been perfectly fine. My goodness how do you think people survived wars with no dates on tins & sometimes no labels?! Those that survived & lived during WWII have outlived those born post WWII !
      All this scaremongering. Ridiculous.
      I agree with the original poster.

    • @fougeregarantie6126
      @fougeregarantie6126 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Laura Williams sallisbury steak's still delicious after 200 years after all

    • @ramirosalazar2967
      @ramirosalazar2967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ethan Cole and Sugar Bombs still taste sugary

    • @aamram85
      @aamram85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laura Williams finally someone who gets it. What a bunch of pussies

  • @ChrissyboyH44
    @ChrissyboyH44 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is so fucked up and stomach churning, brilliant though at the same time. It's so interesting to see what happens to food over such a long period of time. We hardly ever think of it because food and drink is the most disposable thing in life to us. That's what makes your videos a great watch.

  • @pim666
    @pim666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like watching these not only to see the putrid food but the cool vintage packaging :D

  • @CometMedalChavez
    @CometMedalChavez ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:17
    And on that day, a legend was born out of Stuart's mispronunciation.

  • @alex_and_er_g
    @alex_and_er_g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Vague childhood recollection: Heinz tomato ketchup in the glass bottle was always that difficult to get out. Breaking a wrist hitting the bottom of the bottle (or shaking it, spilling everywhere) was mandatory.

    • @ryandevan2793
      @ryandevan2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know Heinz actually used that in their marketing. In the 1970's they had a series of ads with the tagline "The taste is worth the wait" and would feature people waiting for the ketchup to come out of the bottle as "Anticipation" by Carly Simon played in the background. the idea behind it was that it was implying that although the ketchup poured slowly, it would be worth it in the quality compared to other brands of ketchup, it was quite a clever idea.

  • @AZRain97
    @AZRain97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    little did he know, almost 2 years later he would be sent 130 year old olives

    • @mrwholesome2182
      @mrwholesome2182 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rained 180 year old actually, he changed it

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2 years later he gets sent 130 year old olives lol.

  • @Wemius61
    @Wemius61 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I trust we all appreciated the Sideshow Bob impressions at 6:03 and 7:29?

  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    IT'S A MAN'S LIFE IN THE BRITISH DENTAL ASSOCIATION

  • @gabrielabranco2483
    @gabrielabranco2483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the graphic design on these packagings is so nice lol

  • @araigumakiruno
    @araigumakiruno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:00 OMG Ashens swore!

  • @timbyles4124
    @timbyles4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Spaghetti hoops are the absolute best. Especially cold, out of the tin, at 4am. 👍

  • @TheJeffreyFF
    @TheJeffreyFF 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let's all give a big thanks to the PIRA for these great free treats

  • @kyler247
    @kyler247 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It would be 40 years old now. Time flies.

  • @Drawyah
    @Drawyah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:26 - For all you know Stuart, you are the LAST person ever to taste Cherish Toothpaste! :3

  • @Merennulli
    @Merennulli 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10 years later, the white label spaghetti rings bought "fresh" from the grocery store sometimes look like that gel too. After cooking, it turns into the orange-color liquid you expect from canned spaghetti rings. Weirdly, letting it get to room temperature doesn't turn it back into the gel, so presumably it's either a temperature enabled chemical reaction or the moisture was slowly absorbed by the pasta and released under heat.
    I've also had a "sometimes gel" tomato-based sauce from Hormel brand chili. It's similarly not consistent.

  • @vostok3773
    @vostok3773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Why would fallout lie to me? All those old cans of beans and gumdrops..
    Actually judging from the jelly babies video, the gum drops in fallout could be used as bullets.

    • @eyegrinder94
      @eyegrinder94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe all the background radiation acted as an enhanced preservative.

    • @yetanother9127
      @yetanother9127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      eyegrinder94 Actually, irradiating food does preserve it quite well. However, in FO they probably sterilized and packaged their emergency supplies better than the normal commercial-grade stuff.

    • @vostok3773
      @vostok3773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jonathan Hughes
      True.
      I know Fallout is just a game, and therefore not real, but in universe they had nuclear powered cars, robots, pretty good AI etc. So it wouldn't surprise me if they had super-preservatives in the food.

    • @vikkiangel22
      @vikkiangel22 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sonic

    • @matthewmedina887
      @matthewmedina887 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybye the people of 2077 hade more advanced tin cans

  • @Nushi1098
    @Nushi1098 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It looked like you were piping out tubby custard from that cherish toothpaste

  • @Myurridthaekish
    @Myurridthaekish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Real men join the British Dental Association."

    • @davistoa
      @davistoa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Myurridthaekish "It's a man's life in the British Dental Association"

  • @jeremysalazar2631
    @jeremysalazar2631 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i admire your vocabulary... and your couch lol

  • @Opalance
    @Opalance 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This should be like a Fallout mythbusters episode, lol

  • @UncleSaat
    @UncleSaat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Actually the 57 Varieties mean the number of their different products at that time, here is the list for you:
    Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork and Tomato Sauce
    Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork no Tomato Sauce
    Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Tomato Sauce no Pork
    Heinz Oven-Baked Red Kidney Beans
    Heinz Cream of Asparagus Soup
    Heinz Cream of Celery Soup
    Heinz Cream of Green Pea Soup
    Heinz Cream of Mushroom
    Heinz Cream of Oyster
    Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup
    Heinz Bean Soup
    Heinz Beef Broth
    Heinz Clam Chowder
    Heinz Gumbo Creole
    Heinz Mock Turtle Soup
    Heinz Scotch Broth
    Heinz Noodle Soup
    Heinz Pepper Pot Soup
    Heinz Vegetable Soup
    Heinz Consommé
    Heinz Onion Soup
    Heinz Mince Meat
    Heinz Puddings-Date, Fig, and Plum
    Heinz Peanut Butter
    Heinz Cooked Spaghetti
    Heinz Cooked Macaroni
    Heinz Pure Jellies
    Heinz Apple Butter
    Heinz Gherkins-Sweet or Sour
    Heinz Mixed Pickles-Sweet or Sour
    Heinz Chow Chow Pickle
    Heinz Sweet Mustard Pickle
    Heinz Dill Pickles
    Heinz Fresh Cucumber Pickle
    Heinz Strained Foods
    Heinz India Relish
    Heinz Sandwich Spread
    Heinz Pickled Onions-Sweet and Sour
    Heinz Spanish Queen Olives
    Heinz Stuffed Spanish Olives
    Heinz Ripe Olives
    Heinz Pure Spanish Olive Oil
    Heinz Tomato Ketchup
    Heinz Chili Sauce
    Heinz Beefsteak Sauce
    Heinz Pepper Sauce-Red or Green
    Heinz Worcestershire Sauce
    Heinz Prepared Mustard-Brown or Yellow
    Heinz Evaporated Horseradish
    Heinz Mayonnaise
    Heinz Pure Malt Vinegar
    Heinz Pure Cider Vinegar
    Heinz Distilled White Vinegar
    Heinz Tarragon Vinegar
    Heinz Rice Flakes
    Heinz Breakfast Wheat
    Heinz Tomato Juice

    • @jerhms
      @jerhms 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      bad ass above ^

    • @liampollard8996
      @liampollard8996 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i hate to say but if you keep reading the wiki page you copied this list from ( which is what i did to sound smart but actually just got a bit more interested than you i guess... ) it says that they already made more than 57 varieties of sauces four years pre-dating the 57 slogan and e.t.c they just picked it because of lucky numbers and like Ashens said its merely a tag line with some half story behind it to try and make more sense

    • @liampollard8996
      @liampollard8996 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oooh and just noticed the list you mentioned is actually the 1934 list of heinz products which has no relevance with the 57 slogan advertised almost forty years before the list i no im drilling into this a bit much but its a slight peeve of mine when people get facts wrong against someone who in fact was right yet is argued by sed person and believed to be wrong sorry but ...

    • @charlieminaj2
      @charlieminaj2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      liam pollard get s fucking life you batty boy

    • @theweirdo8622
      @theweirdo8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charlieminaj2 Why did you call him batty boy. Don't be bigoted

  • @lemonadesnake
    @lemonadesnake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Heinz actually had 60, but Henry wanted the tagline to be his lucky number

  • @ethanpower381
    @ethanpower381 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:19 HOME - We're Finally Landing starts playing

  • @elwoodjacobs4353
    @elwoodjacobs4353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    30 year old food: "...I'm not gonna eat any of these..."
    65 year old pudding: "Right, let's try a very small amount of this..."

    • @elwoodjacobs4353
      @elwoodjacobs4353 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quixotic4233 No he didn't. The box said "instant pudding" & "no cooking".

  • @MrSeedofTheBlock
    @MrSeedofTheBlock 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Summoning salt... SUMMONING SALT!
    I COMMAND YOU TO SUMMON MIGHTY CTHULU BACK TO LIFE!
    *sprinkles the salt on pasta*
    IT HAS BEEN DONE

    • @Inloveofteags
      @Inloveofteags 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *SPAGHETITRON HAS SUMMONED*. SkullSlamer101:Well This Isn’t worth my time.

    • @babsbylow6869
      @babsbylow6869 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Flying Spaghetti Monster has entered the chat.

  • @AmberTheFangirl
    @AmberTheFangirl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    YOU SOUND LIKE MY HISTORY TEACHER also 'Not so fucking new anymore boys' xD

  • @Todomo
    @Todomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i really need to stop watching these while i’m eating

  • @bluesorbliss4331
    @bluesorbliss4331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was born in 85. I can't believe that crunchy bar is older than me!!!!!😳

  • @GregDaniel78
    @GregDaniel78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I stuff my bag with Lemsip when I pop back to the UK cos you can't get them in Sweden. As for their longevity, those turn into a neutral, ineffective dust MONTHS after they go out of date.

  • @orangesmikypro1353
    @orangesmikypro1353 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    this video made my eyes tear in disgust... *subscribes*

    • @rapelpecho
      @rapelpecho 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't eat any of it... *unsubscribes*

    • @TheLocoRunner
      @TheLocoRunner 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      rapelpecho glad he didn't look up botulism (these cans would most likely give him botulism, a low oxygen environment is perfect for botulism.)

    • @Marco-wp9kw
      @Marco-wp9kw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheLocoRunner You forgot to mention botulism.

    • @TheLocoRunner
      @TheLocoRunner 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marcos Vazquez haha yeah I did mention that a lot :p

    • @Marco-wp9kw
      @Marco-wp9kw 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah i read it fast and it sounded funny in my head haha

  • @soulfulfakealligator
    @soulfulfakealligator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:16 - you're welcome

  • @richieh2006
    @richieh2006 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMAO when the 'block' sauce came out! 2:48

  • @ashnewsam
    @ashnewsam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I won’t be eating any of these, because i’m not fucking mental”
    five years later: *eats 50 year old rotting jam and crackers*

  • @Taimythix
    @Taimythix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I always watch these when I'm eating for some reason. I don't know why.

    • @Tomivee03
      @Tomivee03 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      same xd

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +MellowMythix maybe because you APPRECIATE the food your eating more? and maybe it TASTE better, as well.

    • @Taimythix
      @Taimythix 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      wolfy boy
      Perhaps. :)

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MellowMythix btw. that wasn't an ANGRY comment. just saying. :)

    • @Taimythix
      @Taimythix 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      wolfy boy
      I know. :D I like to CAPITALIZE emphasized words too :)

  • @JG-zj7gv
    @JG-zj7gv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's a man's life in the british dental association!

  • @SovietPikachu96
    @SovietPikachu96 11 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Strange thing is, I'm in Northern Ireland watching this video while eating spaghetti hoops

    • @nathantownsendd
      @nathantownsendd 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      yet your name is SOVIET pikachu hmm seems legit

    • @w4rr10r11
      @w4rr10r11 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nathan Townsend
      They said they were IN Northern Ireland. They could have Russian background. Hmm, seems legit.

    • @nathantownsendd
      @nathantownsendd 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      w4rr10r11 indeed

    • @WolfiKurisu
      @WolfiKurisu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SovietPikachu96 it's* TH-cam*

    • @nathantownsendd
      @nathantownsendd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SovietPikachu96 Oh

  • @lolgal1996
    @lolgal1996 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My dad was 7 years old at the time that the food expired.

  • @Baronofevil
    @Baronofevil 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Calling it now; the toothpaste turned into tubby custard.

    • @jacktanner001
      @jacktanner001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Moomin!

    • @sharkfacemlg
      @sharkfacemlg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally we know!

    • @Baronofevil
      @Baronofevil 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tubby custard is 30 year old toothpaste. And that's just awful.

  • @hansel2897
    @hansel2897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else just laying in bed at 2am watching this?

  • @LpsAllison
    @LpsAllison 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I would actually sell that tooth paste on Ebay for outrages amounts of money like any normal person because " Its Vintage. "

  • @8bits59
    @8bits59 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "The title up above"
    Man, how TH-cam has changed.

  • @valval1877
    @valval1877 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:00 when he showed the ketchup i almost threw up

  • @RS-yl8ys
    @RS-yl8ys 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My god, I finally found it. The first youtube channel I am genuinely happy to see success for.

  • @Ch1pp007
    @Ch1pp007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:19 - How did he know that Summoning Salt was video game related all the way back then? Psychic powers confirmed?

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Summoning Salt got his name from this video.

  • @joshybosley391
    @joshybosley391 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    One time, I was hiking in the woods and I found a Petrified corn cob. It was literally like rock, and I was told that it dated back at least 50 years. Can I send you that? BTW that's a true story m8

    • @kevinblackstar9782
      @kevinblackstar9782 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Choco98's Channel that's too much excitement for a hard corn

    • @lampini
      @lampini 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      an excellent petrification

  • @boybetterknow500
    @boybetterknow500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy makes me laugh so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josephtrexler5720
    @josephtrexler5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he started reading the lemsip box he sounded like a commercial, he has the voice and everything

  • @TvshkaHumma
    @TvshkaHumma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You would be utterly shocked if you could see the Ton of sugar they put in heinz ketchup.

    • @thatangeliona4396
      @thatangeliona4396 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye anno xD

    • @TvshkaHumma
      @TvshkaHumma 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +That Angel Iona lol what?

    • @tys2997
      @tys2997 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SutekhAeon *Yeah I know :)

    • @TvshkaHumma
      @TvshkaHumma 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tyson Smith Ah thank you bud🙃

    • @tys2997
      @tys2997 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SutekhAeon Lol no problem

  • @dingers5days
    @dingers5days 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The micro-cultural ramifications of 1:17, man.

  • @Azfar90
    @Azfar90 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I can't help myself but noticing that all holes on the spaghetti have been filled with jellified sauce..

  • @scotty_blocks
    @scotty_blocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'That's deeply unpleasant and I'm not going to be breathing through my nose for a short period' As the actress said to the Bishop.