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  • @TheZantaClaws
    @TheZantaClaws 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    "I don't trust the butter- it might be out of date!"
    *proceeds to eat suspicious out of date foods from across the world*

    • @thenationofjemplastan1387
      @thenationofjemplastan1387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *eats 30 year old spaghetti hoops*

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thenationofjemplastan1387 to be fair he didnt eat those

    • @thenationofjemplastan1387
      @thenationofjemplastan1387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jebus Kristi crap I remembered him eating them

    • @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145
      @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Expired dairy products are a bit more of a hassle though.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yukiteru - just check the date on the packet then! Or throw it away if you're not going to eat it!!

  • @tsabanski
    @tsabanski 8 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    I'm from Canada.
    As soon as he mentioned "vegetables" I went: "If this is the Dollarama vacuum-sealed corn on the cob in a bag from Thailand I'm going to flip my shit."
    And it was. And I did.

    • @sprez534
      @sprez534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Rotating turds

    • @webbonyoutube
      @webbonyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YEAH I saw those too at Dollarama

    • @FATTYBONGRIPS
      @FATTYBONGRIPS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i thought the EXACT. SAME. THING. being from new brunswick Ive seen this shit all over the place and kinda expected it

    • @maddfingerboarding5324
      @maddfingerboarding5324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fucking shit those are putrid

    • @scotthurr5925
      @scotthurr5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Canadian over here too. The bacon was what really got me. I worked at a Diner that used to re-fry that bacon and serve it in place of real bacon.
      I didn't work there very long, and they got shut down for health code violations after I left.

  • @kubo1940
    @kubo1940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    The corn looks like a bloody jpeg it's so flat and unnaturally yellow.

    • @screenwatcher949
      @screenwatcher949 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

    • @diamondfailer11
      @diamondfailer11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Broguy the Shy Guy Yes.

    • @TheValentineEnemy
      @TheValentineEnemy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It looks way too perfect :)

    • @RaqueteQuizumba
      @RaqueteQuizumba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      like my gf's boobs

    • @curtainpoles3120
      @curtainpoles3120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +RaqueteQuizumba you win the internet, if you had a girlfriend. come on you're watching ashens, the chances of any of us getting a girlfriend is 1/100000000

  • @ArinJager1
    @ArinJager1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    rule 57: _if it exists, there is a microwavable version of it_

    • @SuperGrahamh
      @SuperGrahamh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      But what about...... a microwave?

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Guido Fawkes *_MICROWAVECEPTION!_*

    • @9wattcat
      @9wattcat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rule 34 if it exists, there is a food version of It :]

    • @Steelman985
      @Steelman985 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rule 46: A plug up the butt is worth 2 in the bush.

    • @supernova3653
      @supernova3653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rule 38: and if it's microwaveable people will eat it and ashens will make a video of it

  • @the_soup2284
    @the_soup2284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    I sent him those pork rinds!!! I'm ridiculously happy right now

    • @Magicbanana987
      @Magicbanana987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Bollocks

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Yeah? Well I sent him the brown couch. Suck on that.

    • @artemis6828
      @artemis6828 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      THOSE ARE FREAKING DELICIOUS

    • @TheBlackShinigami
      @TheBlackShinigami 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Dirty “Friedenderman26” Mettaton Sinner these things are actually pretty good surprisingly

    • @mcluigi117
      @mcluigi117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      +Rabid Rabbit Rabbi
      I created him.

  • @richarddwjensen
    @richarddwjensen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm an abomination. Let me die."
    PURE GOLD

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "3 bags!"

    • @kei_nishimaru
      @kei_nishimaru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So Much Fucking Gold.

    • @Eyclipse
      @Eyclipse 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard Jensen the second I read this he said it

    • @myristicina.
      @myristicina. 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw that comment when he said that

    • @Donteatacowman
      @Donteatacowman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And yet, according to the box, suitable for vegetarians!
      (I'm vegetarian and I like bacon bits, so I imagine it's like those...)

  • @patrickdancer5563
    @patrickdancer5563 8 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    This was a heavily pork and corn based special.

  • @masterskyrunner
    @masterskyrunner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    7:12 Owning those exact corn prongs is, next to having a face, the thing most humans have in common.

    • @jjnndlknsddlklkk
      @jjnndlknsddlklkk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Philosophating Phrog HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!%×\÷.*! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💦😏😳 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG M8 I CANT BREATHE SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHALOLOLOLOLROFLLMAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHABDBFIDNQKAKILLME

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@jjnndlknsddlklkk Get off the crack.

    • @stepanfedun9122
      @stepanfedun9122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jjnndlknsddlklkk
      .-.

    • @bpg9992
      @bpg9992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Philosophating Phrog we haven’t got any

    • @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145
      @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bpg9992 Same

  • @MiaowGaiGar
    @MiaowGaiGar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    It's remarkable how a middle-aged man who regularly poisons himself can look so young, honestly. Is Stuart from Bizarro World?

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he is 38 ....

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      it's all the preservatives in this shit he eats. he's found the secret to immortality.

    • @brandonrickson7347
      @brandonrickson7347 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +100GTAGUY +1

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Brandon Rickson thanks for that m8, I can't see upvotes on my phone haha

    • @ghostlobster6631
      @ghostlobster6631 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      39 is definetly not middle aged (imo)

  • @mitchellfowler873
    @mitchellfowler873 8 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but er"
    "but er"...
    MATE.

    • @bonnibaby
      @bonnibaby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mitchell fowler This was an underrated comment

    • @Sacra898
      @Sacra898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didnt even pick that up looooool gg

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mitchell fowler
      That pun gave him his PHD in Psychology

  • @ArmadaAsesino
    @ArmadaAsesino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "I don't really know American bacon etiquette, but this would be a pretty shit cut by British standards." HAHA! I love how blunt that was.

  • @alexe8375
    @alexe8375 8 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I usually do paper towels on a plate for microwave bacon.

    • @Neberdine
      @Neberdine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

    • @entity8019
      @entity8019 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +VizoredVideos Snap

    • @Desmaad
      @Desmaad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I use a frying pan.

    • @BulletFever1
      @BulletFever1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +alex E I usually don't microwave bacon.

    • @momyour170
      @momyour170 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +flunk77 Microwaved bacon is actually healthier.

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    Wow Stuart, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you!

    • @pikwetti6449
      @pikwetti6449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      did you just...

    • @l0lLorenzol0l
      @l0lLorenzol0l 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Mr PikPik Yes.

    • @CEddyAV19
      @CEddyAV19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      +Lorenzo Pagani EATING EXPIRED POUNDLAND FOOD PRANK [GONE SEXUAL] [NEARLY VOMITED]

    • @seanmcdonagh6237
      @seanmcdonagh6237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Don't you bring h3h3 here, h3h3 is a sacred place

    • @xXxUrbanNinjaxXx
      @xXxUrbanNinjaxXx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +Sean McDonagh I think it's the opposite mate

  • @StyleshStorm
    @StyleshStorm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    those microwavable pork rinds actually look good.

    • @fastfutures
      @fastfutures 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @StyleshStorm
      @StyleshStorm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice, you guys know where i can buy a box of these like this that isn't too expensive?

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +StyleshStorm
      Buy some normal ones in any snack department of a super market for about.. a quidbuck.

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      theres no way I'd be caught dead buying strips of pig skin in a non refrigerated paper bag lol

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure these cheap things aren't made of actual pork.

  • @MrDeits97
    @MrDeits97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The Butter Bandits: They butter be up to the job
    The Butter Bandits 2: The dairying hiest
    Back with the Butter Bandits: They're back and butter than ever

    • @thedee4137
      @thedee4137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm done, I'm so done.

    • @MrDeits97
      @MrDeits97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Waffaw e The Butter Bandits vs The Margariness: Cholesterol catastrophe

  • @MrFleen
    @MrFleen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    5:48
    "We need some nice bit of vegetable."
    - Stuart Ashen, 2016

  • @3DSuperWaffle
    @3DSuperWaffle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Oh my God, I live in Canada and there's a Dollarama five blocks from my house. That corn is the biggest joke among me and my friends.

    • @wirador420leet
      @wirador420leet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually got given some in our secret santa hahaha.

    • @ange1playzgamez
      @ange1playzgamez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I see it ?

  • @Skyzeri
    @Skyzeri 8 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Apparently that bacon popcorn is vegan! The more you know.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I watched the video too.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Firegirl5954 holy shit it was you who uploaded the Pikachu sing video!

    • @amonmarquis4018
      @amonmarquis4018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and knowing is half the battle...G.I.Joe everybody...G.I.Joe
      I understand I'm very late but it had to be done

    • @rainyxnightshade
      @rainyxnightshade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How in the fuck is that vegan? Thought you put bacon in bacon popcorn. Eh guess I was wrong on this one. The more you know.

    • @SwedishEmpire1700
      @SwedishEmpire1700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im gonna buy like thousands of bags and give to vegans hohohoh

  • @fallingbed1
    @fallingbed1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    This video made me research 20 minutes of "What would happen if you microwave a human"
    So what happens that microwaves make watermolecules move fast and all that jazz, this heats it up causing heat to move from inside out. Since humans are 80% or whatever the hell percent water it's worse. Our internal organs will start to boil and burn and our muscles will start to burn too. Then our brain goes bye bye and we die...
    I also learned that it feels like getting slapped on a sunburn with a hint of electricity to give you the worst death

    • @23madberty
      @23madberty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Could a real life human survive the microwave hallway at the end of MGS4?

    • @0AwesomeProductions0
      @0AwesomeProductions0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Madberty lol was wondering the same thing. Probably not

    • @Winchester427
      @Winchester427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      fallingbed
      The more you know🌈⭐️

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reminds me of that evil old woman who tried to dry her cat in the microwave. She was just playing stupid, she did it because she was a sadistic piece of shit.

    • @stinkywizzleteats2126
      @stinkywizzleteats2126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fallingbed so can you eat it?

  • @nobel11
    @nobel11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Dollarama $2. They're doing it wrong.

    • @FATTYBONGRIPS
      @FATTYBONGRIPS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dollarama sells stuff that costs up to $4 for some reason lmao

    • @bluesquadron8667
      @bluesquadron8667 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FATTYBONGRIPS dollar general in america barely sells anything for a dollar

  • @scotiabricks
    @scotiabricks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Sorry for the crap bacon
    - From Canada

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Actually that's American bacon (it states it on the package). And even the best-selling brand of bacon in America, Oscar Mayer (founded by its' namesake, now a KraftHeinz brand...), does sell a version of this as pre-cooked bacon. I suppose it'd taste better than this one...

    • @Milkpng
      @Milkpng 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      'Product of USA'
      Those God damn amuricans copying us!

    • @coyotelong4349
      @coyotelong4349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Trevor Benoit
      You Canucks should be ashamed of yourselves, flooding our grocery store shelves with your subpar bacon...

    • @NyanBi
      @NyanBi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      syxepop that shit is not good bacon by American standards. we like our bacon not too thin, not too thick, not too much fat, and pan fried.

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nerfgunner05, I didn't it was good or anything, just that there's a need for that niche of PRECOOKED BACON.
      Honestly it takes so few time to make a proper BACON & EGGS pan fry that most sensible people wouldn't even touch the precooked stuff unless it was to integrate it into something else.
      At least I can say the Oscar Mayer version of this should be better tasting than the one shown in Stuart's video (both being American-sourced...

  • @punkrocksamurai1
    @punkrocksamurai1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    durr plant durr plant

    • @tsu_spartan643
      @tsu_spartan643 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hisssss

    • @TheEvanjellyon
      @TheEvanjellyon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dear god what has this world come to

    • @edgymeme6351
      @edgymeme6351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh fuck of

    • @unpaintedcanvas
      @unpaintedcanvas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +punkrocksamurai1 I feel IHE's disapproval emanating from the UK.

    • @leviadragon99
      @leviadragon99 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... Wat? No seriously, what even?

  • @mikel802
    @mikel802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    First time I've seen microwave pork rinds, normally they're in snack bags already fluffy and such.

  • @MrTheMighty
    @MrTheMighty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Aw man, Melting Pig Candle, my new band name.

  • @jeffjefferson7237
    @jeffjefferson7237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Proudly Canadian Company!"
    (Product of U.S.A.)
    Heavy British Accent:"WHAT'S GOIN' ON HEAH?"
    Colonial Trifecta.

  • @samuraiidol
    @samuraiidol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm from Canada where those maple leaf things are everywhere and trust me, we think it sucks too.

  • @getcenadlmfaomyname21datna88
    @getcenadlmfaomyname21datna88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "I was going to put some butter on it , but er" Nope? ok bye.

  • @papayer
    @papayer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    when you start watching videos of some guy eating shitty food on his couch and it's satisfying because you watch them and eat at the same time. then you find other content on his channel and become a subscriber.
    then you head to your homepage to check out your recommendations and 90% of the videos are fucking food, and you're starving.

  • @neffam3
    @neffam3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Fun story: I had some bacon popcorn one night and the next day I was puking out of the window of a car! I highly recommend bacon popcorn to anyone who enjoys the wind in your face as you heave your guts out down the freeway!

  • @tOSdude
    @tOSdude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Dollarama is Canadian, that should clear up the bacon with an identity crisis.

    • @AztaTheGreat
      @AztaTheGreat 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was about to say dollarama is a Canadian store

    • @tOSdude
      @tOSdude 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      For that matter maple leaf is as well, although I doubt this was actually branded by maple leaf.

    • @kimsleep4111
      @kimsleep4111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tOSdude Maple Leaf branded items are sold all over the world as a Maple Leaf Product

    • @mitchinatr7093
      @mitchinatr7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it’s made in the USA.

  • @PeacefulAutistic
    @PeacefulAutistic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    In America that is also a bad cut of bacon! D:

  • @zacmitchel92
    @zacmitchel92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The popcorn smell is one of life's best smells.

    • @benanderson89
      @benanderson89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That and fresh bread.

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      benanderson89 walking past the bakery at work when they have just done some bread is heavenly.

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And sizzling bacon.

  • @TrueRetroflection
    @TrueRetroflection 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:00 Get in the ship, sweetie. GET IN THE GODDAMN SHIP! THE WHOLE PLANET'S ON A COB!

  • @mrskelital691
    @mrskelital691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig, I'm an abomination, let me die!"
    "3 b a g s"
    God I love Ashens

    • @mrskelital691
      @mrskelital691 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Giuseppe P mate I made that quote 3 years ago hahahha

  • @JoeySilverthorn
    @JoeySilverthorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    By far my favorite youtube personality! I can watch ashens all day

  • @DaCameraBeard
    @DaCameraBeard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The high-point of my morning is to watch a man cook and eat food behind a camera.

  • @jeremyfisher42
    @jeremyfisher42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Make I hate Mars bars

    • @baileynorm7737
      @baileynorm7737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @Xiefux
      @Xiefux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +Jeremy Fisher this isnt IHE comment section

    • @wirt7048
      @wirt7048 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg

    • @wirt7048
      @wirt7048 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Actually it makes sense that people who like ashens like ihe too I mean they're both salty British men full of rants and anger and it's the best

    • @sleepy_jean
      @sleepy_jean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Wirt ? Also IHE talked about Ashens as one of the good channels. That's why I'm here.

  • @CynicalScientist261
    @CynicalScientist261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't think I've laughed in years and all of a sudden I've stumbled across your channel and I just find the way you phrased things very amusing for whatever reason. 😊

  • @MissCookieThief
    @MissCookieThief 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh no, Ashens! Don't trust food from Maple Leaf.

  • @Peasant_of_Pontus
    @Peasant_of_Pontus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Corn on a cob is one of the few reasons I keep a microwave around. I buy normal cobs from the greengrocers though.

  • @sadetucker2094
    @sadetucker2094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Your sarcasm is always priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MasterYoshidino
    @MasterYoshidino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You can microwave raw bacon that is sandwiched between two pieces of paper towels on top of a microwave dish. Takes about a minute to microwave one slice.
    Also loved the 9:02 reply to the hating the popcorn.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I cook my bacon in the oven. I don't like burnt bacon.

  • @davedextermusic7129
    @davedextermusic7129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike bacon.

  • @Fuckyourselfgoogle
    @Fuckyourselfgoogle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    'I don't trust the butter, it's been in the fridge for a while' - proceeds to eat 80 year old cookies

  • @gmansplit
    @gmansplit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Here in the US i can get a dozen corns on the cob at a local stand that is really good for 3$/dozen

  • @RattPoison80
    @RattPoison80 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    christ $2 for 2 ears of vacuum packed corn? and its support to be from a discount store? you can get fresh ears for 15 cents each at the supermarket :/

    • @RattPoison80
      @RattPoison80 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *supposed

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      $15 cents?! I suppose they do grow it in America. 2 fresh corns would be about 1.50-2.00 in the UK. But yeh, the microwave one looked horrific.

    • @Scott3387
      @Scott3387 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annother3350 You used to be able to get ears of British con in the leaf wrapping at supermarkets in late summer but a few years ago that harvest was terrible and every cob went black in parts when you cook it. I've never seen that since and now we get imported corn all year around. Not sure what happened.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Scott3387 Yeh it was good. Lidl were selling it cheap -- but not 15cents cheap!

    • @Longlius
      @Longlius 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can confirm, corn is only about 50 cents an ear at my local grocery store right now and I don't even live in a state that grows corn. I imagine it's significantly cheaper in season.

  • @supercool559
    @supercool559 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't think I could fit my dog in my microwave.

  • @davidenespana
    @davidenespana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:51 Isn't that Mr.Hanky, The Christmas Poo?
    So that's what he does when not appearing on South Park.

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +davidenespana
      More like "Mr. Porky, the Bacon Poo".

  • @TheFreakyFanatic
    @TheFreakyFanatic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Everything's on a cob! The whole special's on a cob! Go! Go! Go!

    • @Heneggsboss
      @Heneggsboss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A long time ago, I know...but, great comment!!

  • @OJANproject
    @OJANproject 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I swear, everyone in the UK has those same prongs

    • @SSBBPOKEFAN
      @SSBBPOKEFAN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's not just the UK. I'm an American, and my family used to have those exact same corn prongs.

    • @locutus155
      @locutus155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't, am I some sort of freak? Or am I just sensible?

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      locutus155 Yes.

    • @handlesarefeckinstupid
      @handlesarefeckinstupid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have those prongs also...

    • @mortechrome
      @mortechrome 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those prongs are commonplace in many countries. I remember we had them in the late 70s.

  • @jazzblackwell6142
    @jazzblackwell6142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've watched this video countless times over the years and "Chiccarones. Thank you for that!" still absolutely finishes me off every time

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Bacon Pop's mascot looks like a heavily used sanitary towel.

    • @bwehbweh8330
      @bwehbweh8330 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's alot of period blood and shit.

    • @bALDbOY85
      @bALDbOY85 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It tastes like it too

    • @rblxfan22
      @rblxfan22 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bwehbweh8330that probably still tastes better than the Bacon Pop

  • @amyisaway7800
    @amyisaway7800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “from the makers of baconnaise and bacon salt! you know, those freaks!”

  • @SnoreProtection
    @SnoreProtection 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cooking actual bacon and actual corn in the microwave is usually pretty good.

  • @hamburgerbobsgallery
    @hamburgerbobsgallery 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "An Excellent Amount Of Microwavable Food"

    • @ObiJuanKenobi3
      @ObiJuanKenobi3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "An excellent username,"

    • @ryandevan2793
      @ryandevan2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      do do do do doooooooooooo!

  • @missylissy200
    @missylissy200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    We've not had a microwave for more than 4 years. It stopped working and my mum decided we'll never get a new one. So we warm everything up on the stove or in the oven. It kind of sucks and it takes ages to get the food ready, but you can actually get used to it after a while.

    • @OopsAllBobert
      @OopsAllBobert 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same thing over here

    • @marcosvillafuetre8591
      @marcosvillafuetre8591 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can get a working microwave quite cheap

    • @macafromthewired
      @macafromthewired 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Marcos Villafuetre His mom probably doesn't want to use the microwave because of radiation and shitey.

    • @SouthwesternEagle
      @SouthwesternEagle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I use a GE microwave from 1972, and it has been working for over 44 years!! All original too. :)
      It is amazing because it weighs a good 40kg and opens like an oven, and it is Lead-shielded.

    • @rowanmeddings8553
      @rowanmeddings8553 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      microwave food is actually healthier because it doesn't break down all the nutrients and stuff and bananas are quite radioactive and can set of airport alarms

  • @3of12
    @3of12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I like how Ashens cooks everything in these videos improperly then is surprised that it nearly kills him every single time.

  • @2RG_
    @2RG_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Almost got it right. The chich in chicharrones is pronounced as "cheech," like Cheech and Chong.

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    7:12 I have those same prongs!

    • @0x978
      @0x978 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same😂😂😂

    • @TheWolfcast98
      @TheWolfcast98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We should start a prong based religion

    • @GP_-vp5ws
      @GP_-vp5ws 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +TheWolfcast98 cult*

    • @snappyskillz4477
      @snappyskillz4477 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @boostedcortez3156
      @boostedcortez3156 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where do you get those things?

  • @MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay
    @MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Hi! I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm abomination, let me die. Three bags.."
    *claps*

  • @rich1051414
    @rich1051414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ready Crisp? Of all the american foods, you got the shit we can't even get our dogs to eat xD

  • @PhunkieZero
    @PhunkieZero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    my grandma used to have corn skewers like those, but they got horribly rusted and she tossed them in the trash

  • @SimArtzSimonS
    @SimArtzSimonS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love how i got an ad at the start about how to eat healthy on this video

  • @evillttlimp
    @evillttlimp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    pig-scented candle. mmm

    • @buzzingsigndiner397
      @buzzingsigndiner397 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.

    • @gordal6866
      @gordal6866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      hi David Cameron how are you

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      forsain420 Your username is an amazing reference.

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tom Kenning it would be if he spelt it right...

    • @harampucciforharambe5049
      @harampucciforharambe5049 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      the thought of that made me cum all over my curtains

  • @Jayce_Alexander
    @Jayce_Alexander 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The bacon itself appears to be American - the reason there's a maple leaf on it is because Dollarama is a Canadian retail chain.

  • @nicholasgardner1106
    @nicholasgardner1106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Hi I’m the flesh of a dead pig I’m an abomination let me die.” lost the root beer I had in my mouth through my nose when he said that

  • @notinuse60
    @notinuse60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:17 I died at the bat man style microwave 😂

  • @Xorthis
    @Xorthis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but... er..."
    Unintentional puns :D

  • @williamtyler3202
    @williamtyler3202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Preceding this vid was an ad which started with "How is it that one third of the food we produce is wasted?"
    The answer followed immediately.

  • @TacoTownUSA
    @TacoTownUSA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Even to the crap American standard that's crappy bacon. Like, really crappy.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +TacoTown
      And overcooked in the pack. That's just wrong.

    • @great-white-north-8907
      @great-white-north-8907 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah. even in canada we do american bacon right. aside from that bullshit with our flag on it lol. what an embarrassment to bacon lol. I have tried the maple leaf stuff. paper thin and tastes like crap.

    • @mitchlmitten5874
      @mitchlmitten5874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it actually looked alright. Bacon is bacon.

    • @likeaboss9512
      @likeaboss9512 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TacoTown this type of shitty bacon is what ruined it for me, I can't even like the good quality bacons anymore.

    • @starpencil
      @starpencil 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bacon I Normally get is like a inch thick XD

  • @therealchimp1516
    @therealchimp1516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's nice to have a youtube channel that doesn't have controversy

  • @SpaghettiFace2
    @SpaghettiFace2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever I'm hungry late at night, I watch one of Ashens' food specials. It destroys my appetite immediately... Works like a charm!

  • @somedeerboi
    @somedeerboi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Category: Science & Technology

  • @CustomSC
    @CustomSC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Nice bit of vegetable..."
    Ehm, actually corn is a fruit...
    *dodges tomatoes*

    • @evanbeckett7949
      @evanbeckett7949 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what

    • @BirdsTwoGather
      @BirdsTwoGather 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Custom FE:Fates Support Convos Corn is either a vegetable or a grain, your comment makes no sense. Pretty sure you're thinking of tomatoes mate.

    • @momyour170
      @momyour170 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Pieavenger Just looked it up. Corn is a fruit.

    • @maybehesbornwithitmaybeits9318
      @maybehesbornwithitmaybeits9318 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Custom FE:Fates Support Convos Grain*

    • @BirdsTwoGather
      @BirdsTwoGather 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +momyour170 it looks like it can be classified as a fruit, a vegetable, or a grain, but I'm not a botanist so I wouldn't call it a fruit

  • @DanielSmedegaardBuus
    @DanielSmedegaardBuus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The popcorn... "safe for vegans." eew... That means neither the bacon nor the butter is real! Eew! 😨😰😱😲😵😷

    • @catoverlords9560
      @catoverlords9560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh God I never noticed that before, that's horrifying

    • @RiC_David
      @RiC_David 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cinema (or theatre if you like calling cinemas that) popcorn butter also isn't actual butter, at least not unless it's some kind of deliberately high end "we use actual butter like cows intended" cinema that explicitly advertises it.
      So if you thought too much butter was bad, imagine how much worse too much butter flavoured oil is!

    • @R3Dboii
      @R3Dboii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What game is your profile picture from? I know I've seen it before.

    • @goticflameboy
      @goticflameboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +QwertyDoge it's a super old arcade game. I actually don't remember the name but you can try bubbles buddy

    • @DanielSmedegaardBuus
      @DanielSmedegaardBuus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      QwertyDoge It's Bubble Bobble 👍😊

  • @trickroom333
    @trickroom333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You better make sure that microwaved food doesnt HAVE AUTISM

  • @awild6227
    @awild6227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i was eating a cadbury egg while watching this.

    • @awild6227
      @awild6227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and the fondant got all over my lower lip.

    • @samhart8301
      @samhart8301 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sexy

    • @shortstack9895
      @shortstack9895 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was eating microwaveble steak and eggs bowl.

    • @ImmunityAnimations
      @ImmunityAnimations 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Edgar fkn hot ;;))))))))

    • @CharlesCrossley
      @CharlesCrossley 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was eating a sammich

  • @tacostew1670
    @tacostew1670 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Our family's 'fancy china' is a set that was gotten free piece by piece from a grocery store here in Canada 50 years ago.

  • @Ilovejibblets
    @Ilovejibblets 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As an American I can say that looks like the worst bacon I've seen to date.

    • @ryandevan2793
      @ryandevan2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a fellow American, I can agree.

  • @matthewcross2991
    @matthewcross2991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *greeezziiiyy* that's how I would describe bacon popcorn *greezziiyy*

  • @CG4323_1
    @CG4323_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ashens might be the only channel where you can hear a British man say "burning pig candle" while the camera states at popcorn

  • @ObiJuanKenobi3
    @ObiJuanKenobi3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:00 as an American I can proudly say that that is bottom of the barrel bacon

    • @whatdidijustmakeedits657
      @whatdidijustmakeedits657 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ObiJuanKenobi3 who did you vote for

    • @Musouka3
      @Musouka3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What Did I Just Make Edits: Sorry dude, they don't do Exit Polls no more.

  • @sledgehammersssssquad3624
    @sledgehammersssssquad3624 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gotta be honest, the first microwave pork thing looked delicious

    • @DaAwesomeMinecraft
      @DaAwesomeMinecraft 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I know! I want some!

    • @JoinTheCyborgs
      @JoinTheCyborgs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve had them before and they are very good!

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's funny. I'm Canadian and I see that pre-cooked bacon thing in all my supermarkets, and yet I would never eat it. So I'm glad to watch Ashen do it.

  • @elizabethshaw734
    @elizabethshaw734 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's cheaper and tastier to buy fresh corn and cook it in the microwave.

  • @frrostbotz
    @frrostbotz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *PROUDLY CANADIAN COMPANY*
    **tiny print** PRODUCT OF THE USA
    “WHATS GOING ON HERE...”

  • @drummer4life39
    @drummer4life39 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:46 - "Hi! I'm the flesh of a dead pig! I'm an abomination! Let me die!" 😆

  • @WheezerCheezer
    @WheezerCheezer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My dog ate my homework, so I ate him.

  • @tehblackarachnid
    @tehblackarachnid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I believe even in America microwave bacon generally means super weak bacon

    • @tehblackarachnid
      @tehblackarachnid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In fact it's generally adviced that if you cna't see the baconitself in the shops in the packet, TURN AND RUN

    • @thehyperioncorporation8416
      @thehyperioncorporation8416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe Jackson but I don’t trust microwaveable bacon in any country, I’ve never tried microwaveable bacon but I don’t think it’s good, luckily I’ve never encountered any in my local stores.

  • @thejubilate
    @thejubilate 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    what did the world do to deserve someone as amazing and pure as stuart ashen

  • @gabrielferreira7550
    @gabrielferreira7550 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So I got curious about the J&D bacon popcorn stuff, and it appears they've been bought and keep seeling the mentioned "Bacon salt" (although it appears that they no longer sell the popcorn). More bizarrely, they sell bacon scented underwear.

  • @Adahop
    @Adahop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone else scroll down looking for Austin freaking out?

    • @ImpecuniousMax
      @ImpecuniousMax 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Adahop I did indeed - and was subsequently a little disappointed to find the comments um, Austinless, since his note was mildly amusing

  • @andrewwhite1870
    @andrewwhite1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The microwave transition is everything

  • @abdusb
    @abdusb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This stuff would be fine in college

    • @ascoria980
      @ascoria980 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im at uni and i freaking poor, id kill for those foods, just to get out of the mac n cheese, ramen, stir fry routine...
      *if only i had a microwave....*

  • @drunkwiizard3483
    @drunkwiizard3483 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    For a little while a few years ago I lived in an apartment with a very, VERY slobbish roommate. Long story short, our kitchen was an utterly useless mess 99% of the time and I gave up cleaning up after him. As a result, I began to learn how much real food you can actually cook in a microwave and have it not be horrible.

  • @MogAnarchy
    @MogAnarchy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ugh, American bacon. It's an insult to the pigs who died to provide it.

  • @yuaito855
    @yuaito855 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    British pork scratchings are the best kind. Have that with a nice cold brew down the local 👌😩

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      so we fappin or nah? not today not found the right category yet soz mate

  • @thatguyoverthere531
    @thatguyoverthere531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "but i don't trust the butter" thats made my day so far.

  • @jaxtronaut9511
    @jaxtronaut9511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Chickarones" Ah oh oh the cringe the pain... its CHEE CHAA RO NES THE SECOND CH IS STILL PROBOUNCED THE SAME! Thank you for your time

    • @jaxtronaut9511
      @jaxtronaut9511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm hispanic, and thats how it's pronounced, they're basically pork rinds but, when hand made, harder and with more meat

    • @taffowst
      @taffowst 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      iiSao guessing that's aimed at probounced, used in a sentence about mispronouncing something. an excellent irony.

    • @ngastakvakis4425
      @ngastakvakis4425 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bringer-of-Law Check a dictionary mate.

    • @seekerseraphimtherecluse4314
      @seekerseraphimtherecluse4314 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go get deportes

  • @HazyTwiztid
    @HazyTwiztid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I tried microwaveable corn on the cob a few years ago and it tasted like shitty moonshine.