Poundland Special: Bag of Crap | Ashens

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  • @fr4n_c13
    @fr4n_c13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2661

    When I was seven or something I went to a cheap store like pound land and they were selling bags of mystery toys and my sister I and could get one thing. So I choose the bag, inside the bag was three pieces of broken chalk. I was so sad.

    • @Bbne420
      @Bbne420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Lol

    • @deeplydisturbed7601
      @deeplydisturbed7601 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Man that is rough._.I hope you have get over it:)

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      YOU POOR THING TT^TT

    • @gurukimci
      @gurukimci 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It will be alright my son...
      You'll grow over it.

    • @damearstor2120
      @damearstor2120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's just sad man :c

  • @ranndomundead9112
    @ranndomundead9112 9 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    "Lets light it"
    /Grabs a fucking blowtorch and points it at couch

  • @qwertyuiopman100
    @qwertyuiopman100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    i love the part when ashens pulls out his phone because it horrendously dates a video that otherwise seems like it could have come out last week

    • @theokkali467
      @theokkali467 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe you could change the context and believe that it is one of his phones lol.

    • @leahevehumphries
      @leahevehumphries ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey it's not that old! I used that phone til 2017 ... oh wait... 2017 was 6 years ago 😭

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It looks exactly like every iPhone made for the past 15 years, so no it doesnt.

    • @hellion9547
      @hellion9547 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Literally his first sentence he said it was 2013.

    • @clues32
      @clues32 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MrWolfSnack you obviously don’t know iPhones then, so just be happy with your choice of device instead of talking about things you’re biased against

  • @saltykaiser81
    @saltykaiser81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    did you guys know ashens is a doctor, he has a doctorate in psychology. and yet here he is, reviewing an ear horn for your smart mobile device

    • @nickgibson6725
      @nickgibson6725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wtf is your profile pic? Oh that's right, cancer!

    • @saltykaiser81
      @saltykaiser81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

    • @cardinalximenez4505
      @cardinalximenez4505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      +Noah Tjarks Calm, calm, both of you

    • @nickgibson6725
      @nickgibson6725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Noah Tjarks If your 10 year old mind, really is wondering? It's the name my ninja parents gave my, because they knew that, I, would kick so much ass, that that needed to be my name...

    • @MythimnaImpura
      @MythimnaImpura 8 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      +KickAss12455 That is the worst excuse I've ever heard in my life.

  • @UserrHD
    @UserrHD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "Bulging buddies! Watch me grow in size!" I laughed so hard.

    • @mushroomhaus
      @mushroomhaus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best grammar I've seen all week.

    • @decentlyaverage9483
      @decentlyaverage9483 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      k00sh the b00sh king 369 cant believe.must think.

    • @tetsunoomo3781
      @tetsunoomo3781 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I got a bulging buddie ;)

    • @emporbooty
      @emporbooty 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Essentially a DNAPalmhead pic on FA

    • @guy7285
      @guy7285 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Weareonenation303
    @Weareonenation303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I felt old when Ashens said "Blimey! 2013"
    Time does fly when a man reviews tat on a wonky sofa.

    • @DENPTrains
      @DENPTrains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      :'(

    • @vempor129
      @vempor129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man, what a godly man. He truly is a God.

    • @StephenFasciani
      @StephenFasciani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude I've seen this video so many times. Starting when it first came out in 2013... I WAS 13 YEARS OLD! XD

    • @purplepeak8575
      @purplepeak8575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StephenFasciani yeah. It's weird he's still at 1.5 million subs.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even more so in 2022 !

  • @jordanlewis3790
    @jordanlewis3790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "its like something off deviantart" i lost it

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I thought "or furaffinity"

  • @Arbron
    @Arbron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The second half of this video almost had me in tears. The blowtorch, the fire hazard, the tiger with a pipe shoved up its ass. Understated British humour at its best!

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish he still had the blowtorch.

  • @ebselonnaught8660
    @ebselonnaught8660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    Bag of crap? Do you mean Loot Crate?

  • @grimtactix25
    @grimtactix25 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Me and some mates actually tried getting pissed off those shot in a tube things (they sell them in places like Home Bargains which is basically like Poundland except not restricted to a pound). The fluids were coming out of me quicker than I could pack them in, and still gave me an aggressive hangover despite not even getting passed the point of tipsy

    • @microsoftcortana9239
      @microsoftcortana9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Poundland sells shit that costs £16

    • @EdgyShooter
      @EdgyShooter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not getting pissed but still having a hangover sounds more like food poisoning 😅

    • @ricequin
      @ricequin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@microsoftcortana9239when they made the comment the Land of Pounds still limited itself to everything costing a pound.

  • @RavenWitchShade
    @RavenWitchShade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Don't judge me, life's too fucking short!"
    That line still cracks me up even after all this time.

  • @bubblegumbunny
    @bubblegumbunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    When he said he's never heard of a tamarind I just started smiling sadistically. The taste of a tamarind foisted upon someone who dooesnt know what one is, probably expecting some sweet generic fruit, is possibly the funniest thing I can imagine.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack ปีที่แล้ว

      tamarind = tangerine = bubbly orange drink

    • @zangl2955
      @zangl2955 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tamarind is delicious. I miss my homeland

  • @chaoticklutz3633
    @chaoticklutz3633 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Hello! I betrayed the Sicilian Mafia and look what happened to me!"
    Makes me laugh every fucking time.

  • @RazordraacGaming
    @RazordraacGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    'Bulging Buddies' sounds like a group of sexual predators.

    • @partii3876
      @partii3876 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sounds like a title for a gay porno to me.

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +RazordraacGaming Sounds like a group of furry femboys to me, honestly.

    • @richardvlasek2445
      @richardvlasek2445 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Dragon Butt (ThatsNoMoon) Isn't that the same thing?

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richard Vlášek
      No

    • @butterflyjar829
      @butterflyjar829 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true

  • @tmntleo
    @tmntleo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    I know I'm 2 years off, but in regards to those blow up animal things a friend of mine bought a few of them, blew them up with helium, tied strings around the bottoms (and melted them closed so the gas wouldn't escape) then went to a Halloween party dressed as Shrek and handed them out XD He said it was the best bit of his night, people reacting to the blown up frogs.

    • @bitchy-cryptid
      @bitchy-cryptid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +Commander5AM omg best idea ever

    • @CallMeBeautifulRacoon
      @CallMeBeautifulRacoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How did you get them in the air, they're quite heavy for just helium

    • @scottcowan7343
      @scottcowan7343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy shit this comment just made my day.

    • @Mediamarked
      @Mediamarked 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Did something similar. Filled a "party sheep" with oxy/acetylene mix and placed in a field. Detonated remotely, after attending people that there was a lone sheep in the field. Funny until the offduty bystander cop made himself known.

    • @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band
      @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mark van Werven what is a "party sheep"? I'm intrigued and slightly worried.

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I always know I’m in for a good time when I hear that “CHEAPO!” at the beginning!

  • @MattHolbaev
    @MattHolbaev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I swear Ashens' humour transcends generations. I can watch this eight years later and it's still hilarious. What is happening.

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha me too

    • @ZealotChemist
      @ZealotChemist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg same. Discovered him around 2014 and still find him hilarious.

    • @enricocarlino7110
      @enricocarlino7110 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I watch his videos everyday. Just pick a random one and enjoy it. Don't even know how many times I've watched the same videos

  • @eptio9849
    @eptio9849 8 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    "I betrayed the Sicilian mafia, and look what happened to me!"

    • @ayylmaotv
      @ayylmaotv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LOL

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Darryl Siu Well if the real Mafia killed someone they'd take em up into the middle of nowhere and bury them in a grave. They'd be erased cleanly and efficiently. Ashen's joke is more "I betrayed a Cartel and look what happened to me" XD
      Many of those cold cases of 20 or 30 year old skeletons found in the remote mountains are Mafia hits from the 70's and 80's. >__>

    • @johnballs1352
      @johnballs1352 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@planescaped You ever watch bestgore?

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My grandma's uncle or grandfather was in the IRA
      The Irish Mafia

    • @MrNope-oo9nh
      @MrNope-oo9nh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed wayyyy too hard when I saw that bit

  • @malformedmalice7517
    @malformedmalice7517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Watching some old Ashens vids to cheer me up from a rough time and hearing "Blimey! 2013 and I'm still not dead" actually made me almost do a spit take

    • @voltairearouet1374
      @voltairearouet1374 ปีที่แล้ว

      How could anyone laugh at this?

    • @amandanw
      @amandanw ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ashens is good for bad times. :) My favorite is the violin video on his extraashens channel (not the violin video on his main channel; the other one).

  • @robertlembo
    @robertlembo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Only Ashens can casually light a candle with a blowtorch....😂

  • @ThePoeticPony
    @ThePoeticPony 11 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Who would want an inflatable tiger, it's like something you find on deviantArt"
    This is the truest thing I've ever heard from this channel.

    • @TheLivingCatastrophe
      @TheLivingCatastrophe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      More of a furaffinity thing, but DeviantART being blamed is, in my opinion, funnier

  • @Kitsune0268
    @Kitsune0268 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I laughed so hard at that "ear trumpet" I could hardly fucking breathe. I was literally crying. The irony of the *anti*-technology that it is....just inexplicable.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tinselbutt Explodia The irony of you referring to a mechanical audio amplification device as anti-technology.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** ... wow, it didn't take long for the stupid to show up.
      Yes, it DOES amplify the audio. You will find this fact all over the god damn place with a simple search.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Bitch, stop whining at me, and go look it up. You're fucking wrong.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** See, if you wanted me to do something for you, you should have been less of a bitch and asked me nicely.
      Now you don't even get to exist. Sucks.

    • @ninahoney7988
      @ninahoney7988 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +seigeengine you're a fucking dumbarse phsyco.

  • @netsurferx1
    @netsurferx1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Hello! I betrayed the Sicilian mafia & look what happened to meeeee!"
    That makes me laugh for some odd reason.

    • @nunyabiz8305
      @nunyabiz8305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because that reminds you of a hit you once did?

  • @DGJassy
    @DGJassy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    every few months I return to watch my favorite Ashen videos and it makes me realize: Man that couch has been through so much abuse.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 10 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    I bought my daughter the Tiger, She loves it. LOL

    • @ShadowYoshi-Vincent-
      @ShadowYoshi-Vincent- 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hi proto, I didn't know you watched ashens videos

    • @magnasupreme
      @magnasupreme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy shit your here

    • @TheSonicfan1231000
      @TheSonicfan1231000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why do i keep seeing you on every video i watch? ._.

    • @YaamFel
      @YaamFel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You have kids!?

    • @Xyele
      @Xyele 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BUUUUT PROOOOTOOO! Lions are better

  • @MeowCows56
    @MeowCows56 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    9:14 that finger puppet looks like Jarjar binks

    • @arthurfine4284
      @arthurfine4284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Hello, I produced the atrocity called FoodFight and look what happened to me."
      Thumbs up if you get the reference.

    • @somregularguy
      @somregularguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used the tiger and the jar jar binks things for um ... embarrassing purposes

    • @platyclysm4633
      @platyclysm4633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Meesa been flayed alive, Ani! Issa not bombad good times!"

    • @1980StarWarsGuy
      @1980StarWarsGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what wouldve happend to him if Qui gon would not have saved him on Naboo

  • @m4cksfx
    @m4cksfx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "It's a tiger. It's very dead. Let's blow some air up its ass." - And I almost choked to death on my food right there :D

  • @timweatherill3738
    @timweatherill3738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The bolt-cutters were a sweet revenge for much childhood frustration with those stupid, annoying steel puzzles. I laughed.

  • @lextube
    @lextube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    4:41 there flies Bruce Forsyth's lip yogurt.

    • @GamerKing50
      @GamerKing50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even on your alt, you can’t escape me, Figureight

  • @midlifecrisi
    @midlifecrisi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'd love to be part of the poundland product idea meetings.
    "Anyone got any original ideas?"
    "Me and Jason came up with an idea for a tiger with a pipe up its arse which blows up like a balloon."
    "Does it do anything else?"
    "No."
    "Meh. Why not."

    • @a_t0ast3r
      @a_t0ast3r 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Yeah those same things were once sold in America, but I don't know if they still are.

    • @Stijn081
      @Stijn081 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poundland doesn't come up with this. They buy things in bulk from other companies.

    • @midlifecrisi
      @midlifecrisi 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stijn Stevens
      Well, it's the same meeting, except not poundland people.

    • @irredium
      @irredium 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im sure I saw that once

  • @samljer
    @samljer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Lets light it
    "pulls out a flame thrower"

    • @Enword
      @Enword 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's actually, what we in the trade call, a blowtorch. Flame throwers are much bigger and launch jellied fuel that sticks to the target.

    • @cartoonmikeez6648
      @cartoonmikeez6648 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sigh........there's always one fuckin dude that has to have the world politically correct and accurate, and boring. :(
      Would you do this at a party? 'Hey guys look......a flamethrower hahaha'...............
      .................'uhhh...............actually Kevin..............that's not a flamethrower it's in fact what some of us in the trade.....huh...huh.............like to call a blowtorch.........a flamethrower actually consists'.....OH FUCK OFF!!!! We all know what a fucking flamethrower is!!!!

    • @cartoonmikeez6648
      @cartoonmikeez6648 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** He's just another arsebag. Welcome to the internet. I was trying to have a laugh with him. But instead he took it serious. Tis always the way with kids on the internet these days. :)

    • @Enword
      @Enword 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Cartoon Mikeez "Tis always the way with kids on the Internet these days"
      The Internet hasn't even been around for a generation, autisimo. You type like an SJW Redditor, so you probably have an ego bigger than the distance between your three brain cells. This is made even clearer when you act like you're any better than current users at any given time.
      I seriously don't know how you're taking this seriously.

    • @funtimes3981
      @funtimes3981 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You ever heard of irony?

  • @noahhood3825
    @noahhood3825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "2013 and I'm still not dead"
    I love how this channel hasn't changed

  • @fuegosonic93
    @fuegosonic93 11 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The ending made me jump.

  • @MagicAccent
    @MagicAccent 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Damn right ashen, life's too bloody short!
    **keeps on watching a man demoing some junk he brought on his sofa**

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Bruce Forsyth's lip yogurt.

  • @bulkhungry
    @bulkhungry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Shot in a tube? sounds like what can happen if you are mugged in a New York City subway.

    • @IlliterateIdiot
      @IlliterateIdiot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or the London Underground. Probably more likely seeing as the trains there are literally called "Tubes"

    • @bulkhungry
      @bulkhungry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +JohnRooney Gaming Well, what else would I have been referencing?

    • @IlliterateIdiot
      @IlliterateIdiot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hairy anal abscess NYC Underground Transit is called a Subway.

    • @bulkhungry
      @bulkhungry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +JohnRooney Gaming Really? I had no idea.

    • @IlliterateIdiot
      @IlliterateIdiot 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hairy anal abscess That's what I heard.

  • @happyhellday3
    @happyhellday3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Thanks for that ending. That's something I need for 1:00 AM.

    • @CurtisEFlush5962
      @CurtisEFlush5962 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      happyhellday3 OH BILLY! -DoItWithDan The motovlogger

    • @happyhellday3
      @happyhellday3 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christian Nielson No its from The Cable Guy.

    • @rebane2001
      @rebane2001 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      happyhellday3 4AM was just going to sleep

    • @The_GameAddict
      @The_GameAddict 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for the warning, you saved me from a sleepless night.

    • @crazychimp1324
      @crazychimp1324 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god it's 1am

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The dancing monkey toy always cracks me up.
    "Thanks Dancing Monkey for making none of us ever want to dance again in case we don't survive".

  • @MaximumMadnessStixon
    @MaximumMadnessStixon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Is it just me, or does the hand puppet look like a zombified Jar Jar Binks? Just without the ears.

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +MaximumMadnessStixon It looks like something the Joker would have.

    • @invaderlean
      @invaderlean 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see it too

    • @meatshield_
      @meatshield_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +MaximumMadnessStixon no, it's jajar if you put him in one of those things made to dry out fruit and turn them into chips.

    • @PintOfJinnes
      @PintOfJinnes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It looks sort of like they ripped Jar Jar Bink`s eyes and teeth out of his still twitching body after I took a metal pipe and started SMASHING HIS FUCKINH FACE IN!! Whew. Sorry about that.

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Meesa betrayed the Coruscant Mafia! Lookie what happened!"

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "There you go, instant tiger flatulence!" I literally laughed out loud at that and was still giggling at it several minutes later xD

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Icy Cheetahs Blow up the world, one animal at a time.

    • @notlikely4955
      @notlikely4955 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As opposed to figuratively laughing out loud?

    • @NyanBi
      @NyanBi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oliver Space yeah, you know, "lol"

    • @GaMMERKitten
      @GaMMERKitten 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HA

    • @dillerud95
      @dillerud95 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ambrose Girl yeah i did IT too my cat runned away

  • @blakhhh
    @blakhhh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Oh man I ate so much of that seaweed product in Thailand and Singapore, I friggen love it, I got excited when you took it out. The one you ate must have been old or something.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack ปีที่แล้ว

      it looked like roofing tile

  • @xdeviouss8682
    @xdeviouss8682 8 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    I died when he lit the candle with a fucking blowtorch😂
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes, and I still die every time I see the blowtorch

    • @marshallperry2446
      @marshallperry2446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It appears to be a propane torch, not quite the same thing.

    • @marshallperry2446
      @marshallperry2446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fearz Mez Look children, someone who is opposed to the spread of correct knowledge, otherwise called a jackass.

    • @Kevin-xt4be
      @Kevin-xt4be 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Fearz Mez L.

    • @marshallperry2446
      @marshallperry2446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Conroy Like? leave? lick a dogturd? I agree, wtf does that mean,

    • @oldchannel20
      @oldchannel20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      loss, w= win

  • @ferociousgumby
    @ferociousgumby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    17:43 these are called Scotch Brite pads and you use them to scrub pots.

  • @NotAGraveRobber
    @NotAGraveRobber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No matter how many times I watch this I will still find the overkill and intense way he lights that candle with a blowtorch hilarious.

  • @MegaAstroFan18
    @MegaAstroFan18 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Holy shit I just realized; the Blow Torch is Ashens' signature weapon! You know how most internet reviewers have some kind of signature weapon? AVGN has a zapper, Nostalgia Critic has a prop glock, Linkara has some sort of cowboy pistol thing or some shit, well Ashens has the blow torch.

    • @Ladderthief1
      @Ladderthief1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe Linkara's gun is a flintlock pistol.

    • @MegaAstroFan18
      @MegaAstroFan18 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you sir. *tips hat*

    • @MegaAstroFan18
      @MegaAstroFan18 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      And JewWario is dead. That's not a joke, that's a sad truth.

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    9:26 ... Jar Jar? Is that you? What did the haters DO to you?!

  • @PoppySis
    @PoppySis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Holy fuck, the mask actually made me scream.

    • @jusstynooldchannel4911
      @jusstynooldchannel4911 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hansen Rao OH SHIIIT

    • @gospodinskreem
      @gospodinskreem 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      POPPY BRO Do you own banana shoes ?

    • @sgcscorpion2681
      @sgcscorpion2681 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      POPPY BRO xD

    • @MBinfiniteGaming
      @MBinfiniteGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) = spoogle

    • @Niaroth
      @Niaroth 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      POPPY BRO I'm watching this it 1:48am in a completely dark room. I left the video on to watch before I slept, and I got up to turn it off so I could sleep, and that showed, and I fucking shat myself.

  • @MrRaiden2134
    @MrRaiden2134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Going back through Ashen's vidoes to see what all I've missed.. 6:33 just killed me

  • @xXbrokenvoidXx
    @xXbrokenvoidXx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Why does "poundland" sound like a sexual term?
    Like, "Hey Babe, let me take you to pound land!"

    • @samn6498
      @samn6498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Because you’re American and I’m a year late

    • @RetroChipette
      @RetroChipette 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My god from a brit's point of view, that sounds like the most incredibly tacky and cheap date imaginable

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lorimar Johanssen I don't blame you

    • @mikedawolf95
      @mikedawolf95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dollar store

    • @Wirralspotter
      @Wirralspotter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because you are not British

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When Ashens brought out the giant wire cutters for the puzzles, I went into a fit of laughter. I love this guy's style of dry humor.

  • @austin5623isawesome
    @austin5623isawesome 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "Let's light it up." *grabs blowtorch*

    • @Kondai
      @Kondai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I looked at my computer screen after he called the candle a fire hazard like: "You used a fucking blowtorch to light that thing, AT THIS POINT THE CANDLE IS NOT THE FIRE HAZARD"

    • @marshallperry2446
      @marshallperry2446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It appears to be a propane torch, not quite the same thing.

    • @Earthstar_Review
      @Earthstar_Review 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those things are great for minor welding or lighting cigars.

  • @zacmitchel92
    @zacmitchel92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    And he's still alive in 2017....

    • @slawor4
      @slawor4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      zacmitchel92 how do you know

    • @Spectre0-7
      @Spectre0-7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That Guy that is the stupidest comment I've ever seen

    • @jamesgodden3
      @jamesgodden3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      zacmitchel92 now 2018

    • @theRealChadWarden42069
      @theRealChadWarden42069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *2018

    • @pixelplays964
      @pixelplays964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And probably in 2049 when Poundland starts selling discount replicants

  • @Chrisket
    @Chrisket 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That ending gave me a freaking heart-attack.

  • @benanderson89
    @benanderson89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Who wants an inflatable tiger?"
    If not deviant art then definitely that fur affinity.
    ... I just made myself weep for humanity slightly.

    • @punch3322
      @punch3322 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **Shudder**

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You don't want to know what we'll do with those tears.

    • @benanderson89
      @benanderson89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oda Swifteye
      I (sadly) have an FA account. Pretty sure I have several ideas of what'll happen.

    • @punch3322
      @punch3322 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      benanderson89
      **Quadruple shudder**

    • @Aharwazi
      @Aharwazi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      benanderson89 hey, aren't you that guy who caused some epic drama on FA?

  • @harrygt17
    @harrygt17 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Using a blow torch on a sofa. No danger there

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You must be quite new here

    • @harrygt17
      @harrygt17 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +josh kirby I can imagine what else goes on

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +HazzardManGT Hard to imagine that the guy used to be a gaming channel

    • @harrygt17
      @harrygt17 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +josh kirby seriously?

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +HazzardManGT Well he mainly did videos about hand held games back in the day

  • @BMarie774
    @BMarie774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Tamarind is actually usually DELICIOUS. Tamarind candy is amazing.

    • @despacitochips2619
      @despacitochips2619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wrong

    • @CaioOleskovicz
      @CaioOleskovicz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its really bloody disgusting.

    • @debarundutta3928
      @debarundutta3928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well it's a acquired taste

    • @rlanger3108
      @rlanger3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@debarundutta3928 basically, "it tastes like shit but I have convinced myself it's good"

    • @bruhmoment-eq8ut
      @bruhmoment-eq8ut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is very nice candy

  • @Frumpsef
    @Frumpsef 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The mask he couldn't get is a British celebrity called Mark Wright. It's rally fun seeing suggestions all the international people are giving

  • @rgjansson
    @rgjansson 11 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The inflatable tiger is used as a catheter bag.

  • @JellieBee
    @JellieBee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Been binging on your videos all week and I end up crying with laughter every time. That tiger just got to me, omg.

  • @TheComputerGuy96
    @TheComputerGuy96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:30 You've got this thing...Morning!
    That cracks me up every single time.

  • @Colorfultography
    @Colorfultography 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    is it just me or was anyone else hoping the tiger would let out a wicked juicy fart

    • @MattHolbaev
      @MattHolbaev 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The detail in that comment is stunning

    • @Crisps0506
      @Crisps0506 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the fuck is a fart juicy xD

    • @SanguiVantasKnightOfSpace
      @SanguiVantasKnightOfSpace 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Crisps0506 A juicy fart sounds more like a shart and is very wet sounding.

    • @creadcharles
      @creadcharles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Crisps0506 Sounds a bit bubbly you know? You'd know it if you heard one.

  • @mxyzptlk8058
    @mxyzptlk8058 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I am actually crying of laughter at the moment, why does that speaker even exist😂😂😅😅

    • @Knuxfan24
      @Knuxfan24 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because Signalex are weird. *REALLY* weird

    • @mxyzptlk8058
      @mxyzptlk8058 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't say! Lol :P

    • @LivingLifeFull
      @LivingLifeFull 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      get a aux lead and a hifi = perfection

  • @Syyrenn
    @Syyrenn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Two years of watching, two years and I only just realised I had that exact sofa around four years ago :/

    • @liz6367
      @liz6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm sure he'll give it back if you ask nicely!

  • @tncorgi92
    @tncorgi92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One of the few videos where he actually had scissors handy for opening packages. I'm so used to seeing him struggle to get shit open.

  • @t7H2si0vß2
    @t7H2si0vß2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    THE FUCKING ENDING THOUGH!!!! LMFAO

  • @Mccaigg
    @Mccaigg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I f**king died when you brung out the bolt cutters lol

  • @reallyryan_
    @reallyryan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm gonna use that Holly Willoughby mask for the next bank I hit
    (Also that freaky eye puppet thing looks like jar jar binks)

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jar Jar Banks if he'd had his entire head de gloved.

  • @oqibidipo
    @oqibidipo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hey! That's my cousin at 8:52! Hi Bob! And Jimbo is also there at 13:42. Haven't seen you guys in ages, where have you been?

    • @ivantheturtle3701
      @ivantheturtle3701 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      oqibidipo XD

    • @dominikgiedziun8087
      @dominikgiedziun8087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oqibidipo they have betrayed the sycilian mafia.

    • @lasolady
      @lasolady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poundworld.

    • @lucyinchat
      @lucyinchat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you keep the same profile picture just for this joke? Because that's cool.

  • @ame9418
    @ame9418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I think I can solve it better *proceed to use steel scissors * "
    i'm dead xD

  • @GroupNebula563
    @GroupNebula563 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:49 “it’s like something out of deviantart”
    oh god

  • @askjt8090
    @askjt8090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ‘I betrayed the Sicilian Mafia and look what happened to me!’
    Classic...

  • @Activated_Complex
    @Activated_Complex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Does that plastic amplifier add the words “all day loooooong” to the end of songs with vocals?

  • @westy229
    @westy229 9 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Ashens you should record a trip to poundland as we get to see your first reaction to their bullshit.

    • @ceejayszee
      @ceejayszee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      LGR Thrifts much?

  • @jos4669
    @jos4669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    this stuff is timeless - 8 years old and still funny

  • @KoolKman
    @KoolKman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Those seaweed sheets are sold in all the shops here (Thailand) especially 7-11's and are very popular among the Thais, other flavors include: fish, oyster, prawn, but the most popular is 'red-hot spicy' flavor!

  • @PixelReaper
    @PixelReaper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The best part about Ashens is that he is so consistent with the videos he creates, that you could pretty much only age the video by what phone he pulls out when testing phone tat

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Literally sending you a bag of crap..." Um. Ashens. I think maybe you probably should have given that statement a BIT more forethought.

  • @Moooosic
    @Moooosic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:16 Tones and I owe you some royalties 😂

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Who wants an inflatable tiger? It's like something out of DeviantArt."
    10/10.

  • @bigboi1004
    @bigboi1004 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    was dying laughing when he pulled the second chattering teeth out

  • @_thorkon
    @_thorkon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I saw that horryfying finger puppet thing and thought:
    "What everyone wanted to do to Jar-Jar Binks"

    • @wonst_
      @wonst_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

  • @ConnorNorng
    @ConnorNorng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    hey those big sheets taste pretty good.

    • @chefbruhardee7015
      @chefbruhardee7015 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Connor Norng I bet after eating them you have to take one. XD

    • @ConnorNorng
      @ConnorNorng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Derp Stick ayy

    • @renbelmont
      @renbelmont 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Connor Norng lmao

    • @ebilveryebil3091
      @ebilveryebil3091 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Connor Norng Mmmmmm...
      Nope taste like death.

    • @ConnorNorng
      @ConnorNorng 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Nichols cmon.
      give it a try ;)

  • @tncorgi92
    @tncorgi92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Big Sheet appears to be made from the same material as the car floor mats you showed us earlier.

  • @notinuse60
    @notinuse60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Planes don't get very far if they haven't got any friggin wings" dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BlookiesFookies
    @BlookiesFookies 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The game:shopping at poundland.
    Status:lost.

    • @chloejessica6013
      @chloejessica6013 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm pretty sure no one has ever won that game, to be fair.

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesse Cooper Just like Oregon Trail!

    • @fuegosonic93
      @fuegosonic93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      K4RN4GE911 Cr1tikal won in that game.

    • @dotjretion
      @dotjretion 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      K4RN4GE911
      Poundland food: expired
      [YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY]

    • @Zguy09
      @Zguy09 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesse Cooper The only winning move is not to play?

  • @CnfuD-Choticstreaming
    @CnfuD-Choticstreaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Blimey its 2017 and I am still rewatching these

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody cares.

    • @blake7086
      @blake7086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do

    • @nunyabiz8305
      @nunyabiz8305 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I bet you're still laughing

    • @Aquab0t
      @Aquab0t 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2020 for me (:

  • @harv0la
    @harv0la 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    i love the deviantart joke

    • @LiarraSniffles_X3
      @LiarraSniffles_X3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +demonjanitor It's funny because it's actually true.

    • @xpertty0072
      @xpertty0072 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DAMN YOU P-BALLOON FETISH!

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +demonjanitor I've got a dA account and I can confirm there's a lot of fetish art on there. Although, not many of the people I know draw inflation art.
      It's more of a stereotype than anything, because although fetish art IS common, it's not AS common as people who don't have accounts there would think.

    • @NCRranger24
      @NCRranger24 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fucking furries...

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NCRranger24 - Gaming and More! I'm not a furry, but I have friends who are.

  • @CharlieFlemingOriginal
    @CharlieFlemingOriginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2013 video... Watching in 2020 glad you are still with us ashens!

  • @VictorWeinbergerVWGaming
    @VictorWeinbergerVWGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    There's something quite oddly comforting about his voice... :D

  • @melaniefrontage9254
    @melaniefrontage9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The music you push through the "amplifier" sounds like it's from "Generic pop music vol4" from the DeWolfe catalogue of 1966.

  • @alyxriley
    @alyxriley 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Is it wrong to buy a £15 bag of crap then give out the stuff in it for Christmas

  • @tregast8763
    @tregast8763 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Hey can you light is candle? *uses blowtorch*
    Hey can you light my cig? *uses flamethrower*

  • @Logifanogi
    @Logifanogi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    What you said about DeviantArt. Oh my gosh I can't even.

    • @Logifanogi
      @Logifanogi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *****
      I know, I'm a furry. I have to put up with all that stuff when looking for actual good art. The stuff I've seen, I can never unsee.

    • @onelonelypickle
      @onelonelypickle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Logifanogi You shouldn't be so open with saying you're a furry. That's akin to being a walking form of cancer.

    • @xDemonJohn
      @xDemonJohn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Zach McDonald Hey, I'm a walking form of cancer and I take offense to you putting me on the same level as a furry.

    • @Logifanogi
      @Logifanogi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      xDemonJohn
      Zach McDonald It's better than saying I'm a brony and having a pony picture as my TH-cam picture. But yeah, I know that about half the fandom is that way.

    • @Logifanogi
      @Logifanogi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zach McDonald
      Again, that's about half or a quarter of the fandom.

  • @borderlineCat
    @borderlineCat ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ashens walked so that dankpods could run

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They both run

  • @kisuetahamasaki9269
    @kisuetahamasaki9269 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    tao kae noi is the fucking best dude

    • @tehDalahast
      @tehDalahast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that the dried seaweed snack? I've never had a Thai version, but I've liked all the others I've had (mostly Japanese and Korean).

    • @kisuetahamasaki9269
      @kisuetahamasaki9269 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's technically from Thailand but most of Japanese (not sure about Korean) products are made and/or imported from there. Either way tho, it's hella delish.

    • @rubywestern6240
      @rubywestern6240 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah there are korean snacks as well still a lot of it i cannot consume as they use peanut powder in even sweet snacks

    • @cardinalximenez4505
      @cardinalximenez4505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do enjoy strange japanese food

    • @florianlassnig9769
      @florianlassnig9769 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      O.P.I.N.I.O.N.S
      Be smart, don't get offended.

  • @Beautifullygone
    @Beautifullygone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ashens has not changed a whole lot in almost a whole decade. Same couch, same amazing quality, same humor. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but with most TH-camrs, I can't stand to watch their old videos. They're usually such poor quality and cringy. But Ashens has always been funny with great quality videos. I can binge watch videos from over six years ago, and love them more than ever. If I saw this video without looking at the date of it's upload, I would have guessed it could have been uploaded today. I was so shocked to see him review something for such an old iPhone, but I had to remind myself that this was made in 2013.

  • @nasanierulastname2997
    @nasanierulastname2997 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Never heard of a tamarind"
    Hm...
    Also, 17:53 is most likely seaweed. Common at Asian food markets.

  • @WeeNat313
    @WeeNat313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "2019 and I'm STILL not dead"
    You sound seriously disappointed lol

  • @jlferris5995
    @jlferris5995 10 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Is Poundland like some sort of British dollar store?

    • @diretimes4390
      @diretimes4390 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yes

    • @jlferris5995
      @jlferris5995 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alright.
      Perhaps when I visit England I'll drop by one and buy cheap shit and do an Ashens-style review.

    • @CharliieyAnn
      @CharliieyAnn 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @hanavanheim4552
      @hanavanheim4552 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jeff Leonti but you must do it in a fursuit.

    • @jlferris5995
      @jlferris5995 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AquaUmbreon I will. I must. I shall.

  • @prismopatterson
    @prismopatterson ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:03 CAINE FROM DIGITAL CIRCUS IS REAL?! NO WAY!!!
    (Sarcasm, for those who couldn’t tell…)