Cut for Time: Star Warriors - SNL

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  • The Mos Eisley Five (Mikey Day, Kate McKinnon, Charles Barkley) try to make a deal with Goba (Kenan Thompson) to free a captured pilot (Pete Davidson).
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  • @Firefenex1996
    @Firefenex1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    "Guys, include me" lol saddest yet funniest line if the whole skit

    • @fabiusmaximus6115
      @fabiusmaximus6115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And just think, if he was included, he'd probably be dead as well.

    • @clkou
      @clkou 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mu favorite was "private stuff!" 😂

  • @MarionRelics
    @MarionRelics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2327

    Charles Barkley’s non-actor vibe makes this so much funnier.

    • @thepolloelectrico1117
      @thepolloelectrico1117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Charles Barkley is the best sportsman to host SNL! Love him everytime he's back, he's always game for anything and seems like he always has a blast!

    • @MarionRelics
      @MarionRelics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      the polloeléctrico “Those beeps and stuff, that’s him talkin? I didn’t know that.” Sounds like he just thought of that line on the spot.

    • @rticle15
      @rticle15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Barkley is funny on snl. See Macgruber.

    • @lucasmccahill8857
      @lucasmccahill8857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Charles Barkley has always been naturally funny

    • @Temporary_Doctor
      @Temporary_Doctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thepolloelectrico1117 Would fit right in with the prequels.

  • @brendonhavener
    @brendonhavener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2646

    SNL making an entire skit based around a completely fair, valid issue. I dig it.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Too bad it got cut for time. You know, I bet you can make an entire episode of SNL with sketches that never aired due to time, content, or the actors cracking up too much to stay in character.

    • @juliangonzales3490
      @juliangonzales3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I never really gave to much thought of how they all understand eachother in starwars until I watched this video.

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@juliangonzales3490 I always thought it was super weird. Like.... You clearly UNDERSTAND huttese but respond in English.

    • @sws212
      @sws212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Universal translators became so standard, they never bothered to show or mention it apparently. It's just jammed into their brains.

    • @danieldeystar2213
      @danieldeystar2213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For a hot second, I considered that your comment was referring to the issue of not knowing who helped establish the Rebel base on Hoth, but I quickly corrected myself.

  • @wimpwampwomp
    @wimpwampwomp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    As a _Star Wars_ fan, this is the highest budget low-budget movie I've ever seen in my life

    • @unknown-1470
      @unknown-1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And somehow it makes sense..! That's the weird part.

    • @EddieVH77
      @EddieVH77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ahh, just like the first Star Wars, lol.

  • @blackphillip8234
    @blackphillip8234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6864

    This looks so expensive for a cut sketch

    • @barackwhosan
      @barackwhosan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Black Phillip it really does

    • @JoeMamasBasement
      @JoeMamasBasement 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Black Phillip doesn't matter.

    • @PsychicOracle
      @PsychicOracle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They’ll reuse it next week

    • @aaronchamberlain4698
      @aaronchamberlain4698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      It does but Disney probably payed for it just because it's still cheaper than a trailer.

    • @yamilrn1
      @yamilrn1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Black Phillip i thought the same

  • @louisjones2653
    @louisjones2653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    The costume department really went off on this one. Alex Moffet in particular makes a perfect imperial officer.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex almost went full Spaceball there. 😂

    • @Shakespeare1612
      @Shakespeare1612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lot's of money and time here, excellent production.

    • @JOrtizArt
      @JOrtizArt 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Moff Moffet

  • @thomasloveless4800
    @thomasloveless4800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    I can’t believe they cut this, Barkley was hilarious.

    • @aaronhoosiershrm-cpphr8362
      @aaronhoosiershrm-cpphr8362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thomas Loveless I know right

    • @michaelanderson5747
      @michaelanderson5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "This is not the sketch Disney wants you to see." (In Jedi)

    • @finnsterling6514
      @finnsterling6514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I kept waiting for the huge laughs to happen, and kept wondering why they didn't. This should absolutely not have been cut.

    • @wjrasmussen666
      @wjrasmussen666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelanderson5747 (nagathalla?)

  • @njnjhjh8918
    @njnjhjh8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    I gotta say, Alex Moffat's 'arrogant Imperial' acting is top notch

    • @kyransawhill6650
      @kyransawhill6650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      As soon as I saw him, I knew he was perfect for the role.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I seriously thought he was actually from the movie.

    • @valeria4915
      @valeria4915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he was playing the Gran Moff(at) :D

    • @magnolia8626
      @magnolia8626 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calling the rebel heroes "criminals." Pffft!

    • @tutrialtv
      @tutrialtv ปีที่แล้ว

      he was good as anything

  • @proinsiascassidy2888
    @proinsiascassidy2888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    They missed out on the chance to put Pete in that revealing Leia costume.

    • @jscorpio1987
      @jscorpio1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That would’ve been hot!

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That'd look awful on him. He's too skinny and frankly, I don't think he has the hips for it.

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank the maker!

    • @jscorpio1987
      @jscorpio1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well I happen to find him attractive and wouldn’t mind the chance to see him wearing next to nothing.

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jscorpio1987 to each his own, I suppose.

  • @moss_yt
    @moss_yt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    “Guys, please include me!”
    That’s a mood right there.

    • @darksidehero
      @darksidehero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      me_irl

    • @luellamartinus313
      @luellamartinus313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Darkside Hero iu

    • @jesusgalindo2994
      @jesusgalindo2994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emily B this looks fucking garbage ...disgracfull to loyal understanding starwars fans..no respect for the darkness an all the seriousness behind the humor,and how in our reality we have faces similar delamas😪

    • @fabiusmaximus6115
      @fabiusmaximus6115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can hear his heart breaking when he said that

  • @chinyimbamando6369
    @chinyimbamando6369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    The language thing and the fact that everyone is an engineer in Star Wars always made me feel stupid when I watched the movies

    • @wingedfanatic2786
      @wingedfanatic2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh my god same!!

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ya figure people would pick up *some* stuff, but it'd be like most people working on regular computers here, fix obviously broken crap by splicing burned up wires, bypassing safety devices, and replacing boards. Beyond that, it's take stuff apart and hope you can figure something out, then not be able to put it back together right.
      That's probably why it took Han and Chewie a damn movie to try to fix something that was broken.

    • @rossman8919
      @rossman8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I never noticed the engineer thing before
      My mind is blown

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its ANOTHER WORLD... ANOTHER REALITY.... just have fun with it.

    • @drea4195
      @drea4195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GARY84ROCKS having fun is what SNL skits are for.

  • @EulalioMagana
    @EulalioMagana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "All this time he was talking? I thought he was just making dog noises. I said things to him. Private things."

    • @fabiusmaximus6115
      @fabiusmaximus6115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It proves that he's loyal as heck

    • @finnsterling6514
      @finnsterling6514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That definitely my favorite line until, "Man, £^¢% this!"

  • @wasacarpenter
    @wasacarpenter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    I was expecting Pete to say OK at the end of the skit 😂😂

    • @maitland1007
      @maitland1007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      yeah that was a brilliant opportunity missed

    • @tini96
      @tini96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idgi? Sorry

    • @vohnvohn
      @vohnvohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would have been better. 😎

    • @ploomis8522
      @ploomis8522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R Ree it's a response he often gives in sketches

    • @veronicaachebe2632
      @veronicaachebe2632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      R Ree Type Chad Snl. You will thank us later.

  • @roguestar8
    @roguestar8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    You can tell this sketch was written by someone who has watched Star Wars countless times and has thought about Star Wars in depth 😂 I love it.

  • @Animallovercomedian
    @Animallovercomedian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Actual footage of me in AP Spanish pretending to laugh at whatever the native speakers just said

    • @ethanwilliamson902
      @ethanwilliamson902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol literally me yesterday

    • @reysalas1880
      @reysalas1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆😆😆😆

    • @mrmacho41
      @mrmacho41 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me in Python training.

    • @Berny27
      @Berny27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me trying to relate because I’m a polyglot and literally speak every single language...
      In Star Wars...
      Which is basically multiple forms of gibberish

    • @marQP2
      @marQP2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      VS me being the only one laughing in english class (I'm from france) when the teacher showed us monty python and feeling very alone too.

  • @erinvinson5106
    @erinvinson5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Charles Barkley’s too funny. "Where is the school?" "Where is the school?" "Where is the school?"

    • @pan2aja
      @pan2aja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Donda esta da bibliotheca

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    That was great and all, but seriously where is the school?

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Umaka baba chooi naka taba smooi...

    • @juniorambriz5380
      @juniorambriz5380 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @ahmedfaraaz1
      @ahmedfaraaz1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dr Phot Oh! Thanks!

    • @hedwigndokosho2812
      @hedwigndokosho2812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @hammadali594
      @hammadali594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alexiosization It's "you're", not "your". You dumb fuck. Why do people have so much trouble with distinguishing "your" and "you're"? I want to paraphrase my original comment and say where is your elementary school at? I want to know because I would never recommend anyone go there. It's insane how many people in the TH-cam comment section don't know the difference. If you want to act all zealous about your race then at least have the God damn common curtesy to have proper grammar.

  • @lamphan2219
    @lamphan2219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Charles Barkley dressed up like a Jedi is the best thing EVER

  • @carlosordaz3867
    @carlosordaz3867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    - **threatens in foreign alien language**
    - "Nagatala!"
    I died.

  • @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309
    @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love the Charles Barkley keeps it real in every sketch he’s in. 😂

  • @PameDz
    @PameDz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    I can't stop crying omg this is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "guys, please include me"

    • @sandraespino3368
      @sandraespino3368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pame Diaz ii

    • @luellamartinus313
      @luellamartinus313 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Eddie Panedi 56

    • @PameDz
      @PameDz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok wtf is up with y'all's comments?! Chill tf out. Shit, I only said I enjoyed the skit wtf

    • @danielkelly1829
      @danielkelly1829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pame Diaz shutup bitch

    • @nottmjas
      @nottmjas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Eddie Paned tell me you did mean to post your comments on this particular thread rather than on another one.

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1634

    Why was this cut? This skit is funnier than some of the skits they included in the actual show.

    • @alicen2610
      @alicen2610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      No idea. It was funny and the quality was very high for an SNL sketch. Maybe corporate didn't like it since it is too close to being an advertisement for Star Wars, which is owned by a rival media company (Disney/ABC), though it seems like they would have stopped it before they even started working on it.

    • @danig-r550
      @danig-r550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      for time, its in the title.

    • @danig-r550
      @danig-r550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      then it wouldn't be on youtube either.

    • @alicen2610
      @alicen2610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      D. Garcia-Reyes no shit, but they decided to leave in other sketches that are arguably less funny and cut this one. They also most likely spent some money beyond what they normally do for this. That is what is perplexing. I just threw out an idea of why it was cut but stated at the end my doubts about that being the reason. Plus, they did a Star Wars sketch with Adam Driver a couple of seasons ago and that one wasn't "cut for time".
      It's possible in rehearsal they thought they could fit it all in 90 minutes but realized towards the end they would be short the 3 minutes and 42 seconds needed for this. I still think they could have cut one of the last sketches or put this in towards the middle and left one of the less funny sketches in a spot to be eliminated if they didn't have enough time.

    • @davidearnest5355
      @davidearnest5355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Cuz it’s not about Trump.

  • @stevenborgens1390
    @stevenborgens1390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    charles is top five hosts for me. he's just perfect. i love the way he acts out imperfectly in the skits, it comes out perfect!

  • @andremarin8620
    @andremarin8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:39 the wicked calm "oh damn" kills me

  • @alfokenny211
    @alfokenny211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    *Where is the school?*

    • @jeffirwin7862
      @jeffirwin7862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      donde esta la escuela?

    • @johanaho
      @johanaho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, Gracias! Soy Alergico a los crustaceos.

    • @juan300590
      @juan300590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you just assumed my gender?

    • @SnowbordrWRX
      @SnowbordrWRX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      el coches arbol morado con queso

    • @TheBudmoore420
      @TheBudmoore420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know da way?

  • @MsAlison
    @MsAlison 6 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    “oh damn.” bahahaha. also, alex was literally perfect in his role lol.

    • @ayjaybay93
      @ayjaybay93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SquirrelCake that’s literally the truth. He was literally perfect in this scene. I’m literally serious. Like cross my heart and literally hope to die.

    • @Link122
      @Link122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LITERALLY LIKE OMG I'M A TEEN AND I ENJOY SOUNDING STUPID

    • @ayjaybay93
      @ayjaybay93 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      cohletrain lmao you totes sound so mature and not stupid. Like I super luv how you totally think not using the word literally makes you literally smarter than sum1 else. nd like ur imitation makes u super 😎 Like omg u r da best 4eva im dead #deceased h8trs gon h8 #dontkillmyvibe #cantstopwontstop #yaaaaaas xoxoxo biddies

    • @Link122
      @Link122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      zoojyby93 I don't understand even half of that! Lmao!

    • @ayjaybay93
      @ayjaybay93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cohletrain well more than half of it is regular words and the rest of it an actual child can figure out so *cough* ya dumb

  • @asabry4126
    @asabry4126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Those beeps and stuff...thats him talkin?"

  • @921F3
    @921F3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The jokes about languages are so true!

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And funny.
      At least Star Trek covers it with everyone having universal translators hidden in their ears.

  • @aryehbenyehudah9965
    @aryehbenyehudah9965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Charles Barkley is funny as hell😂😂😂😂

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking...After just recently seeing an old MacGruber sketch..He should be a regular

    • @lisamelroy2855
      @lisamelroy2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True - he's great every time he hosts!

    • @zacharycollins9485
      @zacharycollins9485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha hell yeah he's so much funnier than Shaq! (Nothing against Shaq but he sucks as an actor.) 😋

    • @GRANOLA77
      @GRANOLA77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m American and trilingual but yeah I see your point.

    • @doc8013
      @doc8013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zacharycollins9485 Shaq is a way better actor than Charles

  • @ass640
    @ass640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    This was hilarious lol, should've been in the show. I think Charles was perfect for this skit

    • @JohnnyLREACTS
      @JohnnyLREACTS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Barkley killed it in this one..

    • @HorribleSonofa
      @HorribleSonofa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “I feel dumber than the dog guy.”

    • @ass640
      @ass640 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FoggyNoggin grrrrrr

  • @irishpolyglot
    @irishpolyglot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    This was hilarious

    • @JeighNeither
      @JeighNeither 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think Barkley stole the show here.

  • @joshuapikalmusic7301
    @joshuapikalmusic7301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The dog guy😂😂

  • @ShaneReuter
    @ShaneReuter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Why do I feel like this would be an actual scene in a stand alone film. Like why is this actually really good?

    • @rfahy72
      @rfahy72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Wizard Warriors Like the quality of this sketch is really good! But like the writing at SNL really sucks! It’s like The Last Jedi but only worse!

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because you lap up endless Star Wars crap like a good sheep.

    • @gajcherry
      @gajcherry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Wizard Warriors good lighting, camera angles, sound technique on point, costuming is 10/10, honestly this is the effort SNL should be making on all skits in 2018.

    • @ShaneReuter
      @ShaneReuter 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      steve conn what?

    • @ShaneReuter
      @ShaneReuter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      rfahy72 I thought The Last Jedi was good to be honest

  • @LadySoile
    @LadySoile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I'd watch this movie. Kate and Mikey look amazing!

    • @LadySoile
      @LadySoile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does that have to do with me living these two people?

  • @SantiagoMinotas34
    @SantiagoMinotas34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Bruh Charles' got a mad serious point tho I had always wondered the same

  • @OrangeKyle91
    @OrangeKyle91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Props for doing your research! Shyriiwook is the canon name for the most common Wookiee language!

  • @Pestodispenser
    @Pestodispenser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "where is the school where is the school?"
    PHILOSOPHY 100000000000

  • @jessytallent8585
    @jessytallent8585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    YESSS xDD
    this is beautiful, i feel this dude
    "Come on, Just include me!" "WTF is going on?"
    "Wheres the school?"

  • @eriksturdevant8589
    @eriksturdevant8589 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think they cut this sketch when they realized it was vastly superior to the Disney sequel trilogy.

  • @paulgranqvist1833
    @paulgranqvist1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    SNL at its best: answering questions we never even knew we *needed* to be answered.

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never really answered anything though. How the hell do they understand all the languages including robot beep-speak? I still don’t know.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't need asking. The skit is fun but wildly inaccurate.

  • @lilelbee423
    @lilelbee423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Awkward how a skit this involved (read: expensive) got cut for time

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      They need to learn marketing. Call this a "digital extra" or something. "Cut for time" is just pissing people off.

    • @kirdnehh
      @kirdnehh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      revengefrommars yeah digital extra or something like that would be a lot better

    • @rileybenedict1804
      @rileybenedict1804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      revengefrommars what? Why does that piss people off?

    • @opheliaadelaide8082
      @opheliaadelaide8082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you think that "cut for time" means that they didn't include it in the live show? The SNL cut for times are just prerecorded sketches that are played in between the live sketches to give the actors time for costumes changes, etc..

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ophelia Adelaide I watched the entire episode, and no, this sketch wasn't in it. It's a deleted scene.

  • @Bluesbabesrv
    @Bluesbabesrv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This is better than half of the skits that made it onto the show. I think they cut the wrong skit for time!

    • @JohnnyLREACTS
      @JohnnyLREACTS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AGREED

    • @evanzeis8632
      @evanzeis8632 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wermhats Wormhat that was suck a fancy way to say you dont like the new star wars films lol

  • @sitcomsTV
    @sitcomsTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    OMG this guy impersonating Harrison Ford nail it to the tail!
    Every body expression, the movement of the eyes all the mannerisms. I'm so impressed.
    It must require an inch by inch study.

  • @johnnyk617
    @johnnyk617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This brings up a very valid point about how many people could fluently speak across all these languages without the use of some highly sophisticated translator

    • @BMrider75
      @BMrider75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Babel fish....?

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    Am I supposed to be the Black guy?

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    LMAO the ending killed me

  • @lonejedi9175
    @lonejedi9175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I was ready for the pilot to just say "Ok." In typical Chad fashion.

  • @veespa_
    @veespa_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was fucking hilarious, probably my favorite Star Wars SNL skit that they’ve done. Charles Barkley is always really great.

  • @hoblpank
    @hoblpank 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Where is Bill Hader when you need one.

    • @vadimgalimov2576
      @vadimgalimov2576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bill is the droid

    • @luellamartinus313
      @luellamartinus313 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      5556655

    • @Crett
      @Crett 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WILLIAM THOMAS HADER JR IS A PERSON, GOD DAMN IT, NOT A NUMBER

    • @evanzeis8632
      @evanzeis8632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ivan Cvenić ikr thats what i was thinkin

    • @jakepatten2367
      @jakepatten2367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crett Hm. Sounds like something Bill Hader would say. Reveal yourself!

  • @clasiusclay
    @clasiusclay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alex Moffat suits the Imperial officer role very well and I don't know why lol

  • @AsAPBLAKE
    @AsAPBLAKE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Why is there no translation needed in all the star wars movies?

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In A New Hope, I believe Luke asks "what did he say?" ???

    • @robertdullnig3625
      @robertdullnig3625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's actually what C-3PO is supposed to be doing in Jabba's Palace in Return of the Jedi.

    • @WingedSoda
      @WingedSoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because you can usually understand R2 and Chewie through context

    • @ryancols
      @ryancols 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shri wook and droid binary beeps are understood by most people but not fully by Luke (he talked to r2 on the X wing screen that translated him)

    • @JeighNeither
      @JeighNeither 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have protocol droids for that; & there are actually some subs, but I can't remember which of the dozens of films or episodes they're in 🙄

  • @inpireme
    @inpireme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kate being Rey aaahh everything is complete now.🙂

  • @kamikazestryker
    @kamikazestryker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I couldn't stop laughing after he said "where's the school" xD

  • @tahoeben
    @tahoeben 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alex Moffat has a certain Inglourious Basterds Christoph Waltz vibe going

  • @brentfry5540
    @brentfry5540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I've said a lot of stuff in front of him...private stuff...."

  • @wadefarr3127
    @wadefarr3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Americans are thinking, “yeah, who speaks more than one language?”
    Europeans are thinking, “this is completely relatable..”

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be real, most people only learn the language they were raised on. Some people might learn a second one or be raised on 2, which often will be the most common second language in the world, English.
      Relatively few learn 3 or more and often they're related languages, like Latin-based languages or ones you can basically work for word swap like Korean & Japanese.
      Fortunately, some languages are similar enough to one you know that you can kinda piece together a rough idea what someone is saying and say something back that's close to get the points across more often than not, such as with Dutch vs German.

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@InfernosReaper Or Austrian and German.
      :-D

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ditchtenders be thinking "like I'm gonna call the ranch manager so he can ask his irrigators when he'll be done with the water and them call me back. Just give me your irrigators number and I'll talk to him in Spanish.

    • @schnabeltiertv
      @schnabeltiertv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Depends where you're from, in Germany everyone has to learn English in school as 2nd language, a third is mandatory in grammar school and you can take a fourth later. So everyone who went to university knows at least 3 languages.
      Not everyone is fluent in all of them, but we had to learn them at some point and most people are at least able to speak Englisch. I think it's the same im most of Europe

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InfernosReaper Not necessarily. In places where you need to speak many languages people can have several under their belt quite easily.
      I lived in Finland where it was required that all students speak Finnish and Swedish and English was de facto required as little media was translated. These three languages have virtually nothing in common. Then, many people also spoke German, French or Russian as well.
      In a place like Netherlands the language expectations are even higher given how little of the world speaks Dutch and that they are surrounded by languages like English French and German as well as Flemish and Danish.

  • @imperialadvisoraremheshvau3788
    @imperialadvisoraremheshvau3788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    WHERE IS THE SCHOOL!!!

    • @hellogoodbye9529
      @hellogoodbye9529 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is probably a stupid question, but can you explain the reference? lol

    • @1999sonicboom
      @1999sonicboom 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Goodbye school shooting joke not funny 😒😒

    • @abbycohen3726
      @abbycohen3726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +1999sonicboom uhhh no it's not. Watch the skit before commenting.

    • @rileybenedict1804
      @rileybenedict1804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1999sonicboom no it's a reference to this video.... Wtf?

  • @tweaker1bms
    @tweaker1bms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Why do droids even have their own language? What designer thought that would be a good idea? "Hey so you got the droids able to speak English right?"
    "Nah I decided to give them their own language of beeps and boops, and make every human in the Galaxy learn it instead."

    • @faithlesshound5621
      @faithlesshound5621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At one time geeks had to learn morse code to talk to each other on air in dots and dashes.

    • @CUStudioFilms
      @CUStudioFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you really want to know, ask Lucas. He'll probably say the droids have their own language because it feels more exotic. Like they're really from another galaxy. Don't think too much. Just try to have fun with it. Like when you were a kid, and didn't care about logic.

  • @brookem3889
    @brookem3889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mikey day is going to kill me god what a man

  • @eval_is_evil
    @eval_is_evil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have to say Barklay is surprisingly funny in virtually all SNL skits

    • @brdavis4471
      @brdavis4471 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh nada bueno en la kristen wig "shana?" sketch yo think.

  • @xanderk84
    @xanderk84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Charles Barkley's acting is perfect for this.

  • @costanzarosamongioi5989
    @costanzarosamongioi5989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How come this was cut from the show? It was hilarious 😂😂😂Also, it may be just the nerd inside of me, but Mickey Day dressed up in that Han Solo-ish way is like a dream come true 😂

  • @ersturdevant2831
    @ersturdevant2831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Opinion: This skit had a better script than the entire Disney trilogy.

    • @masakazuishiguro8525
      @masakazuishiguro8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And episode 123

    • @geraldwatts5492
      @geraldwatts5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right there with you! They should have started the casting list with this bunch and gone from there.

    • @geraldwatts5492
      @geraldwatts5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@masakazuishiguro8525 Nah man, 123 is legit compared to the new trilogy. We didn't even know how good we had it. Would have been even better without Jar jar... and yes, Hayden was angsty, but at least managed to fit the role decently.

  • @toddsmitts
    @toddsmitts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:35
    Kate's first line should've been "I got a bad feeling about this."

    • @MrDino1953
      @MrDino1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      toddsmitts - or “mmmm, I like this. Can I borrow him for a sec?”

  • @NoKOzKamui
    @NoKOzKamui 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Best SNL skit I've seen in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time
    This skit was better than The Last Jedi

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:03 -- Man, that little bird-thing was killing me. Looks like a child version of the thing on real Jabba.

  • @jasonmurdoc9533
    @jasonmurdoc9533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Oh damn” best line reading ever.

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "they talk in their language and you answer back in our language"
    well it's not like this is the only franchise that does that. Ocean's Eleven, for example.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's the best way to communicate when both understand each other's language, neither one embarasses himself with a poor pronunciation of the other's language.

  • @zayedvaladez7555
    @zayedvaladez7555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    True. Like everybody in there speak like 6 different lenguages. Some just noise ones. How did that happen???

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *languages

    • @majorevangelism
      @majorevangelism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm guessing they must have some type of real time translator implant, or perhaps they have easily available technology to instill languages. The only other character I can think of that didn't speak another language was in Rebels.

    • @kidlitfanful
      @kidlitfanful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sorry to spoil the joke, but in multilingual places, a lot of people understand quite a bit more than they speak.
      I would never call myself fluent in Spanish, but I can get the gist of what customers at work are saying, I just don't have the vocabulary to respond to everything, but they get the idea of what I'm saying in English.
      In Austria, most people speak German or Austro-Bavarian, but will have a functional understanding of English, French and Italian, which are commonly spoken. In South Africa, Zulu, Afrikaans and English are spoken by some and understood by many.

    • @WarKeineAbsicht
      @WarKeineAbsicht 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lisabeth Hanscom Uhhh, Austrians don’t just know French, English and Italian by picking it up somewhere. Don’t know if you meant it that way, but that’s what it sounds like. It’s because you have to learn a minimum of 2 foreign languages in school. One is English, and the other is usually either French, Italian or Spanish. I even had to learn Latin. Most of my friends took Russian as an elective on top of the obligatory French, English and Latin we already had.

    • @jackelliott6685
      @jackelliott6685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well you have to look at the characters. Force sensitives like Luke, Leia and Rey have a preternatural ability with languages, so they can pretty much understand anyone they meet. Being good with languages was one of the ways they identified force sensitives. And people like Han travel a lot and have to talk to lots of different people - Han wouldn't be able to live as a smuggler if he couldn't talk to Hutts or communicate with his co-pilot.
      Someone who specifically doesn't understand the different languages is Finn, who was, in his own words, "raised to do one thing" and it wasn't talking to droids or Wookies.

  • @epm1012
    @epm1012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    In a night full of duds, how could they cut this creative (and likely costly) skit?

    • @N3bu14Gr4y
      @N3bu14Gr4y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because there was no forced audience laughter.

  • @psdstreloop8199
    @psdstreloop8199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me when I'm in public speaking to people with my inside voice 02:21

  • @worthasandwich
    @worthasandwich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This reminds me of every Star Wars table top rpg game we ever played in collage.

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a great college if they taught you to spell it as collage.

  • @channelforpositivitylunder9385
    @channelforpositivitylunder9385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Wow the budget for this
    must've been quite large!
    :0

    • @rfahy72
      @rfahy72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice I am sure it was created by and paid for by Disney to promote Solo. The Solo movie is going to tank!

    • @kr7437a
      @kr7437a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rfahy72 do they even have to pay? What network does Disney not own these days?

    • @misterdrgn5155
      @misterdrgn5155 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kr7437a NBC

  • @NVUSAttitude
    @NVUSAttitude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Noone can be as funny-clueless as charles barkley

  • @MrDrivingFaster
    @MrDrivingFaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Only McGruber could get them out this situation.

  • @nick_kingston2723
    @nick_kingston2723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “I thought he was just making dog noises.”

  • @vitoriar1403
    @vitoriar1403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Ok this was really funny but priorities: Kate looks gorgeous

    • @DanielVance
      @DanielVance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They did the best they could with what they had to work with. She just looks so good that it's hard to make her look average, let alone bad.

    • @camicupid5306
      @camicupid5306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truth. Kate = Goddess

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only part she doesn't look gorgeous in is Ghouliani. But even then she still looks 100 times better than the real deal.

    • @montrealfilmguy
      @montrealfilmguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Logan_Baron well that Shud the mermaid is quite a contender for most wincing.

  • @becks_r
    @becks_r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ...Mikey Day would’ve actually made a great young Han.

  • @dennislaskowski3773
    @dennislaskowski3773 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    " I said stuff in front of him. Personal stuff."😂

  • @dorcasb2194
    @dorcasb2194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally the question I always about this movie has been brought forward

  • @scottmadej
    @scottmadej 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol weird that this was cut tonight. Barkley's best work since SPACE JAM 🏆😂

  • @FrankieUtka
    @FrankieUtka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As someone who's never seen Star Wars, this is EXACTLY how it feels to be outside of it! I'm so confused & overwhelmed. I have a hard enough time understanding HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH- 😭😂😂

    • @gregoryuk
      @gregoryuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your okay with human beings on another planet? I need to know a bit more.

    • @user-_somenerd.
      @user-_somenerd. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then you should see the Movies, they are very good, the language joke hits even harder once you seen the Movies actually

  • @xinranpeng4466
    @xinranpeng4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    why nobody said anything about how hot Mikey Day is in this one!!

  • @brian554xx
    @brian554xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Understanding each other's languages is part of what I find compelling about the Star Wars universe. It's how we should all strive to be.

    • @bluescluessuperagent
      @bluescluessuperagent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so which languages should I pick to learn? should I base it off population size and say screw it it lesser used languages. That's just language discrimination.
      also, universal translators make much more sense than people taking the time to learn alien languages which are probably hard for other aliens to pronounce.

    • @brian554xx
      @brian554xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simple. Become omnilingual. Universal translator counts, a.k.a. cybernetically omnilingual.

    • @megamanhikari8095
      @megamanhikari8095 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      brian554xx loser

    • @funocean7326
      @funocean7326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naga dalla?

  • @xsteveconwayx
    @xsteveconwayx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I laughed so hard at this. Why would you cut this? It looks like it cost a lot of money and it had JJ Abrams.

  • @seanstone6493
    @seanstone6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:39 Idk why but his deadass look on the face while saying this had me cracking

  • @FunkNatives
    @FunkNatives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That foo Charles said “where is the school?” that was so cold haha 😂

  • @megachonker5664
    @megachonker5664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mikey Day makes a good Solo

  • @robertskinner7064
    @robertskinner7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Kate McKinnon is incredibly attractive.

    • @VerisimilitudeDude
      @VerisimilitudeDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too bad she's into munching carpet

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VerisimilitudeDude That's still ok by me.

  • @brdavis4471
    @brdavis4471 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What are we doin!??? Barkley's bewildered expression cracked me the f Up.

  • @robertkrikava1
    @robertkrikava1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's the best Sketch I've seen in a long time.

  • @willtate6185
    @willtate6185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is so well produced

  • @strangemarkings
    @strangemarkings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Someone has to say it: this was more entertaining than all the Disney Star Wars put together.

    • @ersturdevant2831
      @ersturdevant2831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes and yes.

    • @VesnaVK
      @VesnaVK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came here for this. It makes more sense than any Disney Star Wars movie, too. This has a beginning, middle and end that flow logically. A problem that gets raised and then results in actual consequences. No vexing JJ mystery boxes. I want to see this movie!

    • @VesnaVK
      @VesnaVK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want a "The Mos Eisley Five" Disney+ series with this exact cast!

  • @McGregorsPlumbingandHeating
    @McGregorsPlumbingandHeating ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Man I said a lot of stuff in infront of him, *private stuff* " I hollered

  • @melindajohnson383
    @melindajohnson383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here in 2020; Thanks for the grins and giggles! Most needed!

  • @Naeem_El
    @Naeem_El 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Now this was funny 😂 on so many levels

  • @enbykenz
    @enbykenz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    this had me SCREAMING laughing oh my goodness so dang funny

  • @Batmorebile
    @Batmorebile 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Charles Barkley's bewildered "What are we doing???" just before the shooting starts killed me🤣

  • @brandonbonett6416
    @brandonbonett6416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how they made the shootout ending look like the Basement Shootout scene in Inglorious Bastards.

  • @daedalus_20v
    @daedalus_20v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My small-town American dad trying to learn Spanish before his first trip abroad: "Na... na-gaga... nagatala?"