Every Super Mario Kart Course Ranked
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ต.ค. 2023
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I love how the transition sounds are just royalty free sound effects
Its amazing
And it’s literally just the numbers 😂
Sets the mood perfectly for what the video is
I think that’s just cause all of them were edited by one person, which is different from all the other Mario kart rankings I think
But that doesn’t make it any less hilarious
Well, except for the bottom and top spots of course
No pun intended
Truely emblematic of how the game really doesn’t deserve other references.
This is your punishment for calling Luigi’s Mansion, Boston Building
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I love how he just says “Let’s get this over with.” No introduction no nothing he’s so done 😂
I would be too this game blows
Lol
😂😂😂
Even if its the first entry of the franchise, this game aged terribly and is not fun to play by today's standards
@@Thomas-ju4hf chill
I love how Schaffrillas was so done with Super Mario Kart, that he used normal-ass sound effects for each entry.
I still think Schaf should rank all the wheels in the series after the tracks.
A kart ranking would be unironically pretty cool
I’d watch it
I’d watch anything at this point
You said this on another video. No need to beg
Then the next one should be ranking all the Mario Kart Starting banners from each track
Bowser Castle 2 is without a doubt the best troll course of all time. Having a pointless dead end and no turns is extremely funny and I hope it comes back for the last DLC wave.
It won't be in the dlc and if they bring it back they are probably going to make it a shroom cut
Bowser's Castle 3 is the only SNES castle to ever be remade.
Everyone knows it's making the BCP
@@markerikson7423technically every snes bowser castle has been remade
Nitedno plze add this and figure 8 circuit in wabe 6 plszszszzss
@ShadowSorel Super Circuit's extra cups don't count, and you know it
*Lesson of the video:*
You don't need to like the original Mario Kart,but you need obviously give all the respect what deserves.
Completely agree. I think Super Mario Kart is textbook first game syndrome but this is easily one of the most important Nintendo games of all time
It's the equivalent of Super Mario Bros
Plus, It came out on the SNES it's the foundation for Mario Kart. The games for the most part would improve on the original. he should at least give it credit that they didn't make one on the NES because that would have been awful.
I don't need to do crap
@@ethanchusingf-zero on the SNES was much better than super mario kart and came out two years earlier. no excuse tbh
You know it’s a good one when Schaff just gets straight to the point of ranking, instead of spending time talking about the game itself
Arguably there is an intro talking about the game, but he waits until F tier is out of the way to deliver it.
Schaf is gonna have to take a month to recover. He’ll be back just in time for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ranking!
It feels weird to admit that this series will be over soon. It feels like it's been going on for ages.
He'll probably wait for Wave 6 of the Booster Course Pass
that’s the surprise he’s planning
That’s right, we’re going to be back in time for the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ranking!
@@Satellaview1889this is why we need Mario Party board and minigame rankings afterwards.
"Good, good, let the hate flow through you."
Hat? Cat in the Hat?
@@PeasMinisteroops 😅
@@PeasMinister”dirty hoe”
"♪There's no need to take it slow, let the blood inside you flow♪"
Schaff immediately starting the ranking before any sort of intro is completely understandable.
You know he's pissed when he doesn't even do a natural intro
So we're going to rate the tracks But no one's going to make a ranking for who's most likely to actually have a driver's license
That's a hard drive article
Would watch.
That looks more like something mattpat would make a game theory about
The babies would never have a license, that’s for 1. Way too young. They’re like 5 at oldest.
@@UltraNintendoChalmers64 well in a world where babies KNOWS how to drive a car I think they could get a license
The final mario Kart ranking before we get to the big boy at the end. 96 courses. Good luck James.
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We just have to wait for Wave 6 👍👍
@Shyontheinternet99By the time he's done with the currently available 88 tracks, I'm sure wave 6 will be out.
@@veloction6130 LET'S FREAKING GO!!!
At least it would be 96 courses IF NINTENDO BOTHERED TO ANNOUNCE THE FINAL WAVE AT SONE POINT
It would be cool seeing a super cut of all these lists for every game put onto one big ranking video
Calling all Schaff fans, someone get on that
I think he said he was gonna make a video on the entire series at some point
Give me a year, it'll exist then
Give me like 3 days and I’ll do it
@@Nobodythatyouknowloll keep us updated
As someone who played Super Mario Kart in 1992, I can confirm, the Mario Circuit 2 boost jump did indeed blow my mind.
I can't believe a Spongebob joke manifested Bowser Castle 3 into MK8D
Exactly I watched that reveal trailer and thought to myself, “They could have brought back Toad’s Factory.”
You do know that Wii already has 2 tracks in the wave, and Bowsers Castle 3 looks to be one of the most sick looking flat track remake of all time based off of footage and Tour
@@BrianCannan-em1nkexcept they couldn’t have because it never got into Tour
@@jomaq9233 yeah but anyway I watched footage of bowser’s castle 3 and it honestly looks really good
I was wondering when Schaff would get to THIS game! Can’t wait to see his “excitement” 😂
Literally the worst game in the series besides Tour
@@bababababababa6124Nah tour ain't that bad. DS is worse than tour.
@@Sayoriplier Tour is automatically worse because it's basically a gacha game
@@ElectrikStatik900 so?
@@SayoriplierHow the fuck is DS worse than Tour??? DS has some of the best tracks in the series!
BOWSER CASTLE 3 IS IN 8 DELUXE, HE WON
Mario Circuit 3 is also there so now I'm depressed again
@@aidenemerson670 it’s just the same old ugly Circuit it always was
@@yuvansgameworld661 at least donut plains 3 is solid
@@aidenemerson670 yeah nice glow up
Finally, the best Mario Kart game prior to Mario kart 64. It's definitely the weakest in the series, but you can't deny how innovative it was at the time, and impact it had by kicking off this amazing kart racer series.
Agreed
The music is gorgeous too
Yes, very true.
Almost at the big one.
No not really. XD
Schaff actually liking Bowser’s Castle 3 is pretty cool, seeing as it got finally got to be a Retro course in Booster Pass 6 and is probably one of the best that the Pass has to offer.
Good thing Nintendo Chose Bowser Castle 3 as the Penultimate course and not Bowser Castle 2.
@@voltingmaster5458SNES Bowser Castle 2 wasn't in Tour.
I like how he just straight up only used sound effects for the transitions instead of the usual edited quotes from the others because that's how little he cared for this game's ranking 😆
4:21
"ghost valley 3 doesn't have a feather shortcut"
he says while driving past ghost valley 3's feather shortcut
Yeah the moment I looked at the map for ghost valley 3 I was thinking “isn’t there a feather shortcut near the beginning”
Feather? Who needs that
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I love schaff has done so many Mario kart rankings, that when releases a new one I could of sworn he alread covered those titles.
Oh boy, I sure do hope Schaff ranked Vanilla Lake 1 over Donut Plains 2! This is going to be a very exhilarating ranking. Can’t wait for it!
EDIT: life over…
He did not, for good reason
DOES HE KNOW?
@Spoopmode Finally, another Vanilla Lake Tolerator
@@-deadmemelord07tolerator instead of enjoyer 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:07 Bowser’s Castle 2
1:27 Vanilla Lake 1
2:10 Vanilla Lake 2
3:18 Ghost Valley 3
4:45 Bowser’s Castle 1
5:22 Squarespace
7:24 Donut Plains 2
7:48 Donut Plains 3
8:06 Donut Plains 1
8:21 Mario Circuit 1
9:09 Choco Island 2
10:00 Koopa Beach 2
10:46 Battle Mode Tangent
11:19 Mario Circuit 3
11:45 Ghost Valley 2
12:02 Koopa Beach 1
12:35 Ghost Valley 1
12:59 Mario Circuit 4
13:50 Rainbow Road
14:50 Bowser’s Castle 3
16:18 Choco Island 1
*17:12** Mario Circuit 2*
*F Tiers* | No surprise there
0:06
*D Tiers*
3:13
*C Tiers* | Damn, that's a lot of them😳
5:22
*B Tiers*
12:35
Really? No *A Tiers?* Man😔
Spoilers
Personally Mario Circuit 2 and Rainbow Road are A tier
@@JinxTheLooneyToon915I mean, I don't blame him. Keep in mind that the grades are probably in tandem with other games.
It might sound weird, but this is the one I’ve been looking forward to the most just to see James’s anger unfold lol
For me, I do agree the tracks are mind numming from a first glance. But with each having track design that’s rebuildable, plus just generally being cool, I think the game is actually pretty good :)
… but screw the vanilla lakes
I just realized with the exception of the vanilla lakes all the theme from Super have been made retro
If you don’t count Tour
I like how Schaff didn't even bother choosing fitting sound effects for the numbers
Finally the Mario kart game we all are very excited to see
I second that.
Super Mario Kart Hype Train: Activate
I could tell this must've been a pain for him when we started the ranking only 6 seconds into the video and the only words were "Let's get this over with."
Take it easy Schaff. You deserve it after completing this herculean challenge
And also wave 6 isn't out yet so we're gonna have to wait a month or 2
I bet Schaff is gonna be ecstatic at the absolute glow up that Bowser’s Castle 3 has received in Wave 6
I'm fine with that as long as he gives credit to Tour for doing it first and literally being the reason why we even have the track in 8 in the first place
@@aidenemerson670He did.
Now I finally get to know whether Schaffrillas Productions prefers Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3!
Can’t believe he hit us with the donut plains 1 plot twist
Can we just respect how Schaff is doing this shit just for completion’s sake as well as us? God bless this man and pray for his Mario Kart 8 Deluxe experience
11:39 the only time Schaff sounds genuinely pissed without screaming, you know he's serious
that intro was one of the most inspiring pieces of media i have ever seen
I love Schaff moving where the Ad usually goes just to put off having to think more about Donut Plains.
I watched Moana again last night and i couldn't stop hearing Schaff's voice in my head during Tamatoa's scene
Sad part is that Schaff ate his grandma 😅
I like how in the other rankings the sounds before the tracks usually are something related to it, but in here it's just random cartoon sounds
I love how you can tell Schaff doesn’t care by the sound effects going to the next rank
I'm glad we can all agree this game is great and has excellent track design.
*Circle*
Totally %100
Yoo I watch ur mk cup rankings!
Well this game only knows one shape. Ok maybe two, but that doesn’t really say much.
When you said do you only know one shape in your star cup ranking I died on the floor did you see my comment
Actually, Ghost Valley 3 does have a feather shortcut! Its right before the first big u-turn and is pretty satisfying to land. You can see it because it's a little piece of boardwalk sticking out.
Indeed! It's easily visible at 4:18, and 2s later when Peach passes by it
14:51 This part right here, I can’t tell you how amazingly it aged, lmfao
I love how schaff just took the most random and goofy ass sounds for each number, without any relation between the track and sound, just by the fact that super mario kart doesn't deserves it
Super Mario Kart, a prime example of first game syndrome. There are a couple good courses, but there's a LOT of jank that later games would fix. That said, I can't hate it due to how influential it is, and I can occasionally laugh with the game's jank instead of at it. Also, shout-outs to Mario Circut 2 and Rainbow for actually holding up pretty well for 30 year old tracks.
Timestamps:
0:06 - 20.) Bowser Castle 2
1:27 - 19.) Vanilla Lake 1
2:10 - 18.) Vanilla Lake 2
3:17 - 17.) Ghost Valley 3
4:45 - 16.) Bowser Castle 1
5:22 - 15-13.) All Donut Plains Tracks
6:21 - Squarespace
8:21 - 12.) Mario Circuit 1
9:09 - 11.) Choco Island 2
10:00 - 10.) Koopa Beach 2
10:49 - Battle Mode
11:19 - 9.) Mario Circuit 3
11:45 - 8.) Ghost Valley 2
12:02 - 7.) Koopa Beach 1
12:35 - 6.) Ghost Valley 1
12:59 - 5.) Mario Circuit 4
13:50 - 4.) Rainbow Road
14:50 - 3.) Bowser Castle 3
16:18 - 2.) Choco Island 1
17:12 - 1.) Mario Circuit 2
Thanks, now I can easily find the part of the video with the Squarespace segment. Easily my favorite track of the game.👍
11:22
I have to give this course props though, because according to the Gigaleak, this is actually the first course EVER designed for Mario Kart!
Bowser and Peach are both together drinking some"champ"right now.🍾
One of the 3 reasons to revisit this game nowadays
Thank goddess, it felt like an eternity for another Mario Kart ranking.
As a 90's kid who grew up with this game, this video hurts my soul.
But yeah, Mario Circuit 2 was awesome as a kid. I'm glad you also picked it at number one. It was the shit back then
It hurts your soul, because there is a current scourge of clueless, shitty commentators in the Mario Kart scene, flexing their bad takes in loud strains, like they think they're timeless authorities.
This is one crappiest shitshows of try-hard opinionation I've seen in a while.
Damn...
I haven't seen a countdown break Schaff this badly since the Illumination Ranking.
0:05 you know exactly what you’re getting into when you see this as the intro
I can’t believe that Schaffrillas productions ranked donut plains 3 over donut plains 2, this is insane
I can’t believe he then hit us with ten donut plains 1 plot twist
I love how he just immediately gets to the point lmao
I like how a single jump is what brings a track to number 1 in this game. Exhilarating!
And multiple small jumps is what puts another track at number 2
I'm gonna be the weird one to say that I actually enjoy Super Mario Kart and while I can somewhat agree with the "janky controls" after playing the game for a while, you start to grasp on the capabilities of your movement. It's best to throw your expectations for how Mario Kart plays out the window for Super if you want to give this entry a fair shake. Anyways shoutouts to the competitive scene for this game they're insane.
I agree. When you actually get to learn the tracks and know where to apply the power slides, the game actually feels great to play. It's just radically different to modern Mario Kart (even moreso than MK64) so that's why newcomers just don't bother.
Yeah it's really gratifying to get better at this game
Bowser Castle 3 is peak in multiple games now
Schaf: “Are you gonna tell me with a straight face that you generally care whether or not I’d rank Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3”
Me: “Both Ironically and UnIronically Yes!”
You need to add toads factory in the 8 ranking without explanation even though it didn’t get added
Yes
@@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 finally! Someone responded
Well, considering the """""controversy""""" with Toads Factory (if you know you know) I doubt he'd be okay with putting it in what will likely be the longest and most anticipated Mario Kart Ranking of his.
Hey look Bowser's Castle 3 is in Wave 6
A nice little second to last MK ranking before the big Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ranking. I pray for Schaf for ranking more than 50 courses + the Booster Course Pass
The complete and utter lack of intro and how Schaff jumps straight into the point because he's done with this game is hilarious to me. I don't really care about Mario Kart, I haven't even played it in my entire life, but this video was fun all the way through.
FINALLY, SCHAFF IS TALKING ABOUT A GOOD GAME!!!! And also good luck with the Mario kart 8 ranking, we love ya 🫶🏻
Bowsers Castle 3 with the grand return
Contrary to popular opinion, I love it when snes tracks are brought back. It’s nice to have some of the OG courses in games that play far better so that I can actually enjoy them.
Idk if really depends for me
If they give them a nice glow up like donut plains in 8, then I’m good with it
If it’s just the same track as it is but in 3D, like the booster course pass Mario circuit, then I get annoyed
@@MinisterChicken I mean I see it like smash ultimate bringing back the N64 stages without changing much but I understand both sides
@@FishJesus420 I don’t think the og smash bros stages have really aged as weak as most of this games stages imo
As much as this game aged poorly, you cannot deny its music is great. Soyo Oka gave it her all to make an amazingly charming soundtrack that came a long way.
as for my favorites: Mario Circuit Battle Mode, Rainbow Road, and as shit as the course is, Vanilla Lake as my personal favorite.
I’ve had koopa beach stuck in my head for the past two months since I decided to try the game. Plus, almost every snes track has a final lap remix in tour that sound amazing. I fully reccomend you go check them out ^^
15:32 he's gonna LOVE the 8 deluxe version
With Schaf enjoying this version of Bowser Castle 3, I cannot wait for him to see the 8DX glow-up of the course. If this is bordering on B+, then the remake will soar to the A tier!
Maybe high a or low s
That 8 Deluxe ranking is gonna feel like a national event when the time comes, I swear.
Just wait until he sees BC3 remade in the booster course pass for when he makes his MK8DX ranking
The BC3 remake is amazing. It's the best SNES remake so far.
The beginning of this video is literally the most annoyed, exhausted, and done I’ve ever heard Schaffrilas over the 4 years I’ve been watching him
Like how Schaff just sounds so done in this ranking 😂
Ohhh I’m honestly so excited about the Mario kart 8 deluxe rankings. Good luck on ranking them. Ranking almost 100 courses is no easy feat.
Technically a hundred and four, remember the battle tracks lmao
The intro says all it needs to. I thought he was gonna talk about how he put this one off but now the inevitable has come to haunt or something about it being very obvious this is the first Mario Kart. Yeah sure it comes after the F tiers but before that? Just "let's get this over with" really shows that this is a formality in order to get all the Mario Karts done rather than something he actually wanted to do. o7 to ya Schaff. You finally made it through.
I love that the countdown transitions feels like he didn’t even cared to about making them
Honestly Vanilla Lake 2 is probably my biggest guilty pleasure course in the entire series. I acknowledge that it's not good, not by a long shot, but I always have fun playing on it for some reason and genuinely want to see it return as the obligatory SNES course in the next Mario Kart game.
Would it make you feel better that it got a decent glow up in Tour?
YES! FINALLY! Hes made a video on his 'favourite' game
You really didn’t have to put yourself through the paid of this game, but you did and I salute you. Now go on and rank the realest Mario Kart game of them all!
Hey Luigi!
I’m 2 minutes in and I’m absolutely ecstatic that this is the tone for the SMK ranking
We now need to see how schaffrillas thinks about wave 6 reveal tracks
Im guessing Super Mario Kart is schaff's personal hell
I always like the number one song because you can tell that's when Schaff puts his entire soul into why he loves it so much
I REALLY wish people that reviewed this game would first spend a week or 2 playing the far more limited console racing games that preceded it. Then they could get a idea of why those of us who played it when it first came out loved it so much
idk man, F-Zero came out a year before this and has way smoother controls.
That doesn't make it good my man, what you have is just nostalgia
@@Olivernt1 This is comically dismissive. Being an improvement over what came before is precisely what makes it good. Just because things continued to improve and become better doesn't make it retroactively bad, or appreciation for it only nostalgia.
@@DrStuff142 I disagree about the controls, but yes, F-Zero was the Mode 7 racing predecessor, and while insanely popular, all of us that played it wished for a version with more varied environments, weapons, and ability to go off road. Mario Kart granted our wish
I actually disagree with this philosophy. I would argue that the original Mario bros, for example, is a TERRIBLE game, but back then it was legendary. Now we have better, so you shouldn’t be caught up with how good it was back then, and focus on retrospect
Finally, my soul can now rest knowing that you didn't rank Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3.
This has got to be the quickest tanking I have ever seem for a Schaff channel. Not once did I see one slot last less than 1 single minute. That is astonishing
It's great to see that Bowser Castle 3 came in for the 2nd to last course of the booster pass
WOO!!! Schaff ranked Donut Plains 3 higher than Donut Plains 2! This is the greatest day of my life! I can die in peace now!
Oh boy, I can't wait to see if he likes Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3!
He hit us with the donut plains 1 plot twist
You should rank all the diddy kong racing courses
They put conker, diddy kong, and banjo all in the same game. Funniest shit ive ever seen
Can't wait for next episode, where Schaf will rank every mario character's shoes
I love that Vanilla Lake 2 uses the Dun Dun Dun sound effect like it’s some kind of Villan in the Mario kart series that needed to be put down.
We appreciate how well you articulate your insights on this. Keep up the good work.
Snes bowser castle 2 is the worst experience in mario kart history
Toad's Turnpike battle mode: am i a joke to you
I can’t wait for the ranking for every Mario Kart game!
Finally, the Donut Plains ranking...
This Ranking will be Legendary !
This video was perfect to watch in 1.25x speed. It really made me feel Schaff's eagerness to move on from this game.
i gotta say all, or most of the songs in mario kart 8 deluxe is just bangers, especially bowsers castle 3 track 👌
especially battle mode luigi's mansion
BCP has better music than the base game don't @ me
This is honestly the most enjoyable mario kart Ranking video so far just from the first 5 minutes
Edit: After finishing it, I stand by what I said. Also Vanilla Lake 2 not being in last makes me happy
Ghost Valley 3 and Broken Pier are literally made for eachother. Unlike the other Ghost Valleys, they share the exact same background in Super Circuit plus they haven’t been acknowledged since (not even in Tour) so I’ll ship them out of spite.
Ghost Valley 3 and Broken Pier aren’t even bad tracks tbh
@@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 Shipping it regardless.
Can we just give a round of applause for this man to suffer through super Mario kart.
I like how the intro sounds are just random stock sound effects. It’s like the game doesn’t deserve funny joke lines related to the track.