Every Super Mario Kart Course Ranked

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  • @Swag_K1RBY
    @Swag_K1RBY ปีที่แล้ว +3402

    I love how the transition sounds are just royalty free sound effects

    • @thedman1754
      @thedman1754 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Its amazing

    • @Alenaexists
      @Alenaexists ปีที่แล้ว +244

      And it’s literally just the numbers 😂
      Sets the mood perfectly for what the video is

    • @kaiuche8640
      @kaiuche8640 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I think that’s just cause all of them were edited by one person, which is different from all the other Mario kart rankings I think
      But that doesn’t make it any less hilarious

    • @robertthechannel1799
      @robertthechannel1799 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Well, except for the bottom and top spots of course
      No pun intended

    • @maxdeltaco6537
      @maxdeltaco6537 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Truely emblematic of how the game really doesn’t deserve other references.

  • @disneyvillainsfan1666
    @disneyvillainsfan1666 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I love how Schaffrillas was so done with Super Mario Kart, that he used normal-ass sound effects for each entry.

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like how he used dumb-assed sentence effects for his video

  • @Sumocheese
    @Sumocheese ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    I love how he just says “Let’s get this over with.” No introduction no nothing he’s so done 😂

    • @yeezoyoutube
      @yeezoyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I would be too this game blows

    • @Sumocheese
      @Sumocheese ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Thomas-ju4hf
      @Thomas-ju4hf ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Even if its the first entry of the franchise, this game aged terribly and is not fun to play by today's standards

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thomas-ju4hf chill

  • @robertfaulkkner5508
    @robertfaulkkner5508 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Schaff immediately starting the ranking before any sort of intro is completely understandable.

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You know he's pissed when he doesn't even do a natural intro

    • @banjobro64
      @banjobro64 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@aidenemerson670 probably because he wasn't able to drift correctly not even once in the entire video

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    *Lesson of the video:*
    You don't need to like the original Mario Kart,but you need obviously give all the respect what deserves.

    • @dat1tallguy637
      @dat1tallguy637 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Completely agree. I think Super Mario Kart is textbook first game syndrome but this is easily one of the most important Nintendo games of all time

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's the equivalent of Super Mario Bros

    • @ethanchusing
      @ethanchusing ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Plus, It came out on the SNES it's the foundation for Mario Kart. The games for the most part would improve on the original. he should at least give it credit that they didn't make one on the NES because that would have been awful.

    • @ratedr7845
      @ratedr7845 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't need to do crap

    • @jclkaytwo
      @jclkaytwo ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@ethanchusingf-zero on the SNES was much better than super mario kart and came out two years earlier. no excuse tbh

  • @deft__12
    @deft__12 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    Bowser Castle 2 is without a doubt the best troll course of all time. Having a pointless dead end and no turns is extremely funny and I hope it comes back for the last DLC wave.

    • @panwasacz2733
      @panwasacz2733 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It won't be in the dlc and if they bring it back they are probably going to make it a shroom cut

    • @markerikson7423
      @markerikson7423 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Bowser's Castle 3 is the only SNES castle to ever be remade.
      Everyone knows it's making the BCP

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@markerikson7423technically every snes bowser castle has been remade

    • @titaniumhcr2
      @titaniumhcr2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nitedno plze add this and figure 8 circuit in wabe 6 plszszszzss

    • @markerikson7423
      @markerikson7423 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ShadowSorel Super Circuit's extra cups don't count, and you know it

  • @PartyStarlow
    @PartyStarlow ปีที่แล้ว +2586

    Schaf is gonna have to take a month to recover. He’ll be back just in time for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ranking!

    • @Satellaview1889
      @Satellaview1889 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It feels weird to admit that this series will be over soon. It feels like it's been going on for ages.

    • @iamspotpanda
      @iamspotpanda ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He'll probably wait for Wave 6 of the Booster Course Pass

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that’s the surprise he’s planning

    • @whyisthisafeature
      @whyisthisafeature ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s right, we’re going to be back in time for the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ranking!

    • @jonathanpayne4772
      @jonathanpayne4772 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Satellaview1889this is why we need Mario Party board and minigame rankings afterwards.

  • @jackofdiamonds7303
    @jackofdiamonds7303 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    I still think Schaf should rank all the wheels in the series after the tracks.

    • @justamilkshake6671
      @justamilkshake6671 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      A kart ranking would be unironically pretty cool

    • @aranryan-9440
      @aranryan-9440 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’d watch it

    • @Jackieness402
      @Jackieness402 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I’d watch anything at this point

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You said this on another video. No need to beg

    • @acegarr22
      @acegarr22 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then the next one should be ranking all the Mario Kart Starting banners from each track

  • @GlennHtx
    @GlennHtx ปีที่แล้ว +119

    As someone who played Super Mario Kart in 1992, I can confirm, the Mario Circuit 2 boost jump did indeed blow my mind.

  • @SandwitchZebra
    @SandwitchZebra ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Schaff actually liking Bowser’s Castle 3 is pretty cool, seeing as it got finally got to be a Retro course in Booster Pass 6 and is probably one of the best that the Pass has to offer.

    • @voltingmaster5458
      @voltingmaster5458 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good thing Nintendo Chose Bowser Castle 3 as the Penultimate course and not Bowser Castle 2.

    • @lol-ih1tl
      @lol-ih1tl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@voltingmaster5458SNES Bowser Castle 2 wasn't in Tour.

  • @NQProductions
    @NQProductions ปีที่แล้ว +657

    The final mario Kart ranking before we get to the big boy at the end. 96 courses. Good luck James.

    • @SilvaStreamer6130
      @SilvaStreamer6130 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      SHAFFRILLAS: THE 2 HOUR MOVIE SPECIAL

    • @LenHigashikata
      @LenHigashikata ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We just have to wait for Wave 6 👍👍

    • @MirrorHall_Clay
      @MirrorHall_Clay ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​​@Shyontheinternet99By the time he's done with the currently available 88 tracks, I'm sure wave 6 will be out.

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@SilvaStreamer6130 LET'S FREAKING GO!!!

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least it would be 96 courses IF NINTENDO BOTHERED TO ANNOUNCE THE FINAL WAVE AT SONE POINT

  • @JoseOrichalcum
    @JoseOrichalcum ปีที่แล้ว +327

    You know it’s a good one when Schaff just gets straight to the point of ranking, instead of spending time talking about the game itself

    • @PaulPower4
      @PaulPower4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Arguably there is an intro talking about the game, but he waits until F tier is out of the way to deliver it.

  • @mitwhitgaming7722
    @mitwhitgaming7722 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    "Good, good, let the hate flow through you."

    • @PeasMinister
      @PeasMinister ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hat? Cat in the Hat?

    • @mitwhitgaming7722
      @mitwhitgaming7722 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@PeasMinisteroops 😅

    • @YourAveragePlayer432
      @YourAveragePlayer432 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PeasMinister”dirty hoe”

    • @AltKaxREAL
      @AltKaxREAL ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "♪There's no need to take it slow, let the blood inside you flow♪"

    • @CalebJones2008
      @CalebJones2008 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@AltKaxREAL*claps*

  • @shortfuse9443
    @shortfuse9443 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    It would be cool seeing a super cut of all these lists for every game put onto one big ranking video

    • @alexpalex-banana
      @alexpalex-banana ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Calling all Schaff fans, someone get on that

    • @whittymora3826
      @whittymora3826 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I think he said he was gonna make a video on the entire series at some point

    • @SEGbruhproductions
      @SEGbruhproductions ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Give me a year, it'll exist then

    • @Nobodythatyouknowloll
      @Nobodythatyouknowloll ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Give me like 3 days and I’ll do it

    • @shortfuse9443
      @shortfuse9443 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nobodythatyouknowloll keep us updated

  • @slimslendey3945
    @slimslendey3945 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    BOWSER CASTLE 3 IS IN 8 DELUXE, HE WON

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mario Circuit 3 is also there so now I'm depressed again

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aidenemerson670 it’s just the same old ugly Circuit it always was

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yuvansgameworld661 at least donut plains 3 is solid

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aidenemerson670 yeah nice glow up

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yuvansgameworld661
      Jangly keys. Give them to me.

  • @Theducksterisback
    @Theducksterisback ปีที่แล้ว +777

    So we're going to rate the tracks But no one's going to make a ranking for who's most likely to actually have a driver's license

    • @jeffballmap616
      @jeffballmap616 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That's a hard drive article

    • @oscarwillimott9296
      @oscarwillimott9296 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Would watch.

    • @ginocanterino258
      @ginocanterino258 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That looks more like something mattpat would make a game theory about

    • @UltraNintendoChalmers64
      @UltraNintendoChalmers64 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The babies would never have a license, that’s for 1. Way too young. They’re like 5 at oldest.

    • @ginocanterino258
      @ginocanterino258 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@UltraNintendoChalmers64 well in a world where babies KNOWS how to drive a car I think they could get a license

  • @zaneheaston8254
    @zaneheaston8254 ปีที่แล้ว +2245

    This is your punishment for calling Luigi’s Mansion, Boston Building

  • @andreschoqueorozco9415
    @andreschoqueorozco9415 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I can't believe a Spongebob joke manifested Bowser Castle 3 into MK8D

    • @BrianCannan-em1nk
      @BrianCannan-em1nk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly I watched that reveal trailer and thought to myself, “They could have brought back Toad’s Factory.”

    • @F7jin
      @F7jin ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You do know that Wii already has 2 tracks in the wave, and Bowsers Castle 3 looks to be one of the most sick looking flat track remake of all time based off of footage and Tour

    • @jomaq9233
      @jomaq9233 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BrianCannan-em1nkexcept they couldn’t have because it never got into Tour

    • @BrianCannan-em1nk
      @BrianCannan-em1nk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jomaq9233 yeah but anyway I watched footage of bowser’s castle 3 and it honestly looks really good

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I love schaff has done so many Mario kart rankings, that when releases a new one I could of sworn he alread covered those titles.

  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Finally, the best Mario Kart game prior to Mario kart 64. It's definitely the weakest in the series, but you can't deny how innovative it was at the time, and impact it had by kicking off this amazing kart racer series.

  • @GamerKid64
    @GamerKid64 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    0:07 Bowser’s Castle 2
    1:27 Vanilla Lake 1
    2:10 Vanilla Lake 2
    3:18 Ghost Valley 3
    4:45 Bowser’s Castle 1
    5:22 Squarespace
    7:24 Donut Plains 2
    7:48 Donut Plains 3
    8:06 Donut Plains 1
    8:21 Mario Circuit 1
    9:09 Choco Island 2
    10:00 Koopa Beach 2
    10:46 Battle Mode Tangent
    11:19 Mario Circuit 3
    11:45 Ghost Valley 2
    12:02 Koopa Beach 1
    12:35 Ghost Valley 1
    12:59 Mario Circuit 4
    13:50 Rainbow Road
    14:50 Bowser’s Castle 3
    16:18 Choco Island 1
    *17:12** Mario Circuit 2*

    • @JinxTheLooneyToon915
      @JinxTheLooneyToon915 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *F Tiers* | No surprise there
      0:06
      *D Tiers*
      3:13
      *C Tiers* | Damn, that's a lot of them😳
      5:22
      *B Tiers*
      12:35
      Really? No *A Tiers?* Man😔

    • @epicsause21
      @epicsause21 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spoilers

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Personally Mario Circuit 2 and Rainbow Road are A tier

    • @shadowmamba95
      @shadowmamba95 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JinxTheLooneyToon915I mean, I don't blame him. Keep in mind that the grades are probably in tandem with other games.

  • @BR-jw7pm
    @BR-jw7pm ปีที่แล้ว +494

    I was wondering when Schaff would get to THIS game! Can’t wait to see his “excitement” 😂

    • @bababababababa6124
      @bababababababa6124 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Literally the worst game in the series besides Tour

    • @Sayoriplier
      @Sayoriplier ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@bababababababa6124Nah tour ain't that bad. DS is worse than tour.

    • @ElectrikStatik900
      @ElectrikStatik900 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@Sayoriplier Tour is automatically worse because it's basically a gacha game

    • @Sayoriplier
      @Sayoriplier ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ElectrikStatik900 so?

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@SayoriplierHow the fuck is DS worse than Tour??? DS has some of the best tracks in the series!

  • @lssproductions3180
    @lssproductions3180 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I could tell this must've been a pain for him when we started the ranking only 6 seconds into the video and the only words were "Let's get this over with."

  • @Spoopmode
    @Spoopmode ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Oh boy, I sure do hope Schaff ranked Vanilla Lake 1 over Donut Plains 2! This is going to be a very exhilarating ranking. Can’t wait for it!
    EDIT: life over…

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He did not, for good reason

    • @charziz6693
      @charziz6693 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DOES HE KNOW?

    • @-deadmemelord07
      @-deadmemelord07 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Spoopmode Finally, another Vanilla Lake Tolerator

    • @batmanbud2
      @batmanbud2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@-deadmemelord07tolerator instead of enjoyer 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alenaexists
    @Alenaexists ปีที่แล้ว +145

    It might sound weird, but this is the one I’ve been looking forward to the most just to see James’s anger unfold lol

    • @earlearlwood7050
      @earlearlwood7050 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For me, I do agree the tracks are mind numming from a first glance. But with each having track design that’s rebuildable, plus just generally being cool, I think the game is actually pretty good :)
      … but screw the vanilla lakes

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just realized with the exception of the vanilla lakes all the theme from Super have been made retro

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you don’t count Tour

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love Schaff moving where the Ad usually goes just to put off having to think more about Donut Plains.

  • @gokublack9724
    @gokublack9724 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I like how he just straight up only used sound effects for the transitions instead of the usual edited quotes from the others because that's how little he cared for this game's ranking 😆

  • @Roscoe-f5e
    @Roscoe-f5e ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Take it easy Schaff. You deserve it after completing this herculean challenge

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And also wave 6 isn't out yet so we're gonna have to wait a month or 2

  • @TheMarketableJackFrost
    @TheMarketableJackFrost ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Can we just respect how Schaff is doing this shit just for completion’s sake as well as us? God bless this man and pray for his Mario Kart 8 Deluxe experience

  • @fairlyoddenginecreations
    @fairlyoddenginecreations ปีที่แล้ว +17

    11:39 the only time Schaff sounds genuinely pissed without screaming, you know he's serious

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I bet Schaff is gonna be ecstatic at the absolute glow up that Bowser’s Castle 3 has received in Wave 6

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm fine with that as long as he gives credit to Tour for doing it first and literally being the reason why we even have the track in 8 in the first place

    • @shadowmamba95
      @shadowmamba95 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@aidenemerson670He did.

  • @Shmungus72
    @Shmungus72 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Finally the Mario kart game we all are very excited to see

  • @Lucid_PZPL
    @Lucid_PZPL ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Timestamps:
    0:06 - 20.) Bowser Castle 2
    1:27 - 19.) Vanilla Lake 1
    2:10 - 18.) Vanilla Lake 2
    3:17 - 17.) Ghost Valley 3
    4:45 - 16.) Bowser Castle 1
    5:22 - 15-13.) All Donut Plains Tracks
    6:21 - Squarespace
    8:21 - 12.) Mario Circuit 1
    9:09 - 11.) Choco Island 2
    10:00 - 10.) Koopa Beach 2
    10:49 - Battle Mode
    11:19 - 9.) Mario Circuit 3
    11:45 - 8.) Ghost Valley 2
    12:02 - 7.) Koopa Beach 1
    12:35 - 6.) Ghost Valley 1
    12:59 - 5.) Mario Circuit 4
    13:50 - 4.) Rainbow Road
    14:50 - 3.) Bowser Castle 3
    16:18 - 2.) Choco Island 1
    17:12 - 1.) Mario Circuit 2

    • @dinohall2595
      @dinohall2595 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks, now I can easily find the part of the video with the Squarespace segment. Easily my favorite track of the game.👍

  • @Extra_Noble
    @Extra_Noble ปีที่แล้ว +25

    that intro was one of the most inspiring pieces of media i have ever seen

  • @BarbsNightly
    @BarbsNightly ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Now I finally get to know whether Schaffrillas Productions prefers Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3!

    • @MinisterChicken
      @MinisterChicken ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can’t believe he hit us with the donut plains 1 plot twist

  • @MetaBro
    @MetaBro ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how you can tell Schaff doesn’t care by the sound effects going to the next rank

  • @shinysilverstardust
    @shinysilverstardust ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I like how Schaff didn't even bother choosing fitting sound effects for the numbers

  • @Doodle-9
    @Doodle-9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I like how in the other rankings the sounds before the tracks usually are something related to it, but in here it's just random cartoon sounds

  • @Inactive18302
    @Inactive18302 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    14:51 This part right here, I can’t tell you how amazingly it aged, lmfao

  • @maxmeidl4909
    @maxmeidl4909 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Thank goddess, it felt like an eternity for another Mario Kart ranking.

  • @elraterin6227
    @elraterin6227 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how schaff just took the most random and goofy ass sounds for each number, without any relation between the track and sound, just by the fact that super mario kart doesn't deserves it

  • @theggamer2824
    @theggamer2824 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Schaf: “Are you gonna tell me with a straight face that you generally care whether or not I’d rank Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3”
    Me: “Both Ironically and UnIronically Yes!”

  • @thatsmallcessna8300
    @thatsmallcessna8300 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Actually, Ghost Valley 3 does have a feather shortcut! Its right before the first big u-turn and is pretty satisfying to land. You can see it because it's a little piece of boardwalk sticking out.

    • @NicD
      @NicD ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed! It's easily visible at 4:18, and 2s later when Peach passes by it

  • @swagdoll420
    @swagdoll420 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Super Mario Kart, a prime example of first game syndrome. There are a couple good courses, but there's a LOT of jank that later games would fix. That said, I can't hate it due to how influential it is, and I can occasionally laugh with the game's jank instead of at it. Also, shout-outs to Mario Circut 2 and Rainbow for actually holding up pretty well for 30 year old tracks.

  • @castform7
    @castform7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The intro says all it needs to. I thought he was gonna talk about how he put this one off but now the inevitable has come to haunt or something about it being very obvious this is the first Mario Kart. Yeah sure it comes after the F tiers but before that? Just "let's get this over with" really shows that this is a formality in order to get all the Mario Karts done rather than something he actually wanted to do. o7 to ya Schaff. You finally made it through.

  • @aluigiFromKart
    @aluigiFromKart ปีที่แล้ว +16

    11:22
    I have to give this course props though, because according to the Gigaleak, this is actually the first course EVER designed for Mario Kart!

    • @walkerphillips2818
      @walkerphillips2818 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Maybe that’s why they keep bringing it back…

  • @jclkaytwo
    @jclkaytwo ปีที่แล้ว +34

    4:21
    "ghost valley 3 doesn't have a feather shortcut"
    he says while driving past ghost valley 3's feather shortcut

    • @eggmanrules167
      @eggmanrules167 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah the moment I looked at the map for ghost valley 3 I was thinking “isn’t there a feather shortcut near the beginning”

    • @SilentOnion
      @SilentOnion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Feather? Who needs that

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SilentOnionBirds.

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean the people that keep saying "SMK sux" suck at SMK?
      *visibly shaking with shock

    • @jclkaytwo
      @jclkaytwo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@pathogeneration5138 ugh. you again. still going on about that huh?

  • @raprips
    @raprips ปีที่แล้ว +6

    FINALLY, SCHAFF IS TALKING ABOUT A GOOD GAME!!!! And also good luck with the Mario kart 8 ranking, we love ya 🫶🏻

  • @Jayshiver
    @Jayshiver ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The beginning of this video is literally the most annoyed, exhausted, and done I’ve ever heard Schaffrilas over the 4 years I’ve been watching him

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Being bad at a technical game you're reviewing will do that.

  • @rockyouchampion
    @rockyouchampion ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I watched Moana again last night and i couldn't stop hearing Schaff's voice in my head during Tamatoa's scene

    • @3dsfan2002
      @3dsfan2002 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sad part is that Schaff ate his grandma 😅

  • @21stCenturySchizoidGirl
    @21stCenturySchizoidGirl ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I can’t believe that Schaffrillas productions ranked donut plains 3 over donut plains 2, this is insane

    • @MinisterChicken
      @MinisterChicken ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can’t believe he then hit us with ten donut plains 1 plot twist

  • @theAstarrr
    @theAstarrr ปีที่แล้ว +8

    15:32 he's gonna LOVE the 8 deluxe version

  • @jethromcgl3697
    @jethromcgl3697 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like how the whole video is done by one editor. Implying he didn't want to torture and entire team.

  • @dylanvo6394
    @dylanvo6394 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A nice little second to last MK ranking before the big Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ranking. I pray for Schaf for ranking more than 50 courses + the Booster Course Pass

  • @FloridianFool
    @FloridianFool ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Schaff after seeing the bumps in Choco Island 2: "Wow, this is pointless!"
    Schaff after seeing the bumps in Choco Island 1: "Peak track design. My life has changed forever."

  • @ToonBoom788
    @ToonBoom788 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This has got to be the quickest tanking I have ever seem for a Schaff channel. Not once did I see one slot last less than 1 single minute. That is astonishing

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The complete and utter lack of intro and how Schaff jumps straight into the point because he's done with this game is hilarious to me. I don't really care about Mario Kart, I haven't even played it in my entire life, but this video was fun all the way through.

  • @ragnarok935
    @ragnarok935 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how he just immediately gets to the point lmao

  • @sucolegita8421
    @sucolegita8421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you began these rankings I didnt think you were truly make it about this game, but here it is and funny as hell (as always)

  • @bismuth7398
    @bismuth7398 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Damn...
    I haven't seen a countdown break Schaff this badly since the Illumination Ranking.

    • @Tommedian
      @Tommedian 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This reads like the setup for a Family guy cutaway gag

  • @Euanverse
    @Euanverse ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like how a single jump is what brings a track to number 1 in this game. Exhilarating!

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 ปีที่แล้ว

      And multiple small jumps is what puts another track at number 2

    • @CaptainRillaboomArmenia
      @CaptainRillaboomArmenia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aidenemerson670Because they hop :3

  • @a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi
    @a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You really didn’t have to put yourself through the paid of this game, but you did and I salute you. Now go on and rank the realest Mario Kart game of them all!

  • @PitterPomCB
    @PitterPomCB ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That 8 Deluxe ranking is gonna feel like a national event when the time comes, I swear.

  • @griffinmikhail
    @griffinmikhail ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This series brightens my day so much u have no idea

  • @josemansquito
    @josemansquito ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Words can’t describe hopping over part of the track in the 90s. You hit the nail on the head with that.
    This was the first game I remember playing. I didn’t really race at first I just drove around and “explored” each track. It may not look like much now but I still have fun going back to it. The worst game in the Mario kart series is still pretty damn good.

  • @pichuzap6476
    @pichuzap6476 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that the countdown transitions feels like he didn’t even cared to about making them

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We appreciate how well you articulate your insights on this. Keep up the good work.

  • @Thundero13
    @Thundero13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I gotta say, I fully understand why Schaff ranks this Mario Kart so low but I have the time of my life whenever I play Super Mario Kart, and I played it for the first time when I was 24 so there's no nostalgia for it or anything. I just find the gameplay very tight and fun, I love that it was a racing game made before so many conventions of racing games existed so they just ran away with the concept, I love how jumping is such an important mechanic and that the feather is so fun, I love that you need to remember which item boxes you've taken on previous laps and how that incentivises you to take different routes each lap, I love the lack of a blue shell, I love the asymmetric gameplay between you and the CPUs, I just think the whole thing is an absolute romp, and Bowser's Castle 3 is the peak. Fun video though, looking forward to the conclusion of this series! :D

  • @grandlordSpencer
    @grandlordSpencer ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m 2 minutes in and I’m absolutely ecstatic that this is the tone for the SMK ranking

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can’t wait for the ranking for every Mario Kart game!

  • @oscarharte42
    @oscarharte42 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Finally, my soul can now rest knowing that you didn't rank Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3.

  • @SparklingWithNiGHTS-yv5fe
    @SparklingWithNiGHTS-yv5fe ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bowser and Peach are both together drinking some"champ"right now.🍾

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of the 3 reasons to revisit this game nowadays

  • @chilln0648
    @chilln0648 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imma be honest, this was the video I was looking forward to the most BY FAR. By talking about how much you dread doing it in every Mario Kart ranking, you ironically hyped it up so much that I was actually kinda disappointed when I realized you were doing it last

  • @beedrillfreak
    @beedrillfreak ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I always like the number one song because you can tell that's when Schaff puts his entire soul into why he loves it so much

  • @justamilkshake6671
    @justamilkshake6671 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    With Schaf enjoying this version of Bowser Castle 3, I cannot wait for him to see the 8DX glow-up of the course. If this is bordering on B+, then the remake will soar to the A tier!

  • @lurkerlp
    @lurkerlp ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that Vanilla Lake 2 uses the Dun Dun Dun sound effect like it’s some kind of Villan in the Mario kart series that needed to be put down.

  • @FishJesus420
    @FishJesus420 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Contrary to popular opinion, I love it when snes tracks are brought back. It’s nice to have some of the OG courses in games that play far better so that I can actually enjoy them.

    • @FishJesus420
      @FishJesus420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MinisterChicken I mean I see it like smash ultimate bringing back the N64 stages without changing much but I understand both sides

    • @CaptainRillaboomArmenia
      @CaptainRillaboomArmenia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Contrary to popular opinion, I might enjoy SNES tracks being brought back in new games. If they continue to give them remakes like the one BC3 got, I'm up for it!

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MinisterChicken
      yeah, except you're artlessly missing his point about what "plays better".
      The "glow up" is why they play bad.

  • @Kingoftheelectricity5485
    @Kingoftheelectricity5485 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another amazing video. Keep up the great work and have a day as amazing as your content.

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation ปีที่แล้ว +6

    WOO!!! Schaff ranked Donut Plains 3 higher than Donut Plains 2! This is the greatest day of my life! I can die in peace now!

  • @trustindean5164
    @trustindean5164 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Looking forward to the 8 ranking! I honestly love every track in that game (minus cheese land but even then its fine) and I can't wait to just look at em

  • @F7jin
    @F7jin ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is honestly the most enjoyable mario kart Ranking video so far just from the first 5 minutes
    Edit: After finishing it, I stand by what I said. Also Vanilla Lake 2 not being in last makes me happy

  • @Stubbler
    @Stubbler ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how the intro sounds are just random stock sound effects. It’s like the game doesn’t deserve funny joke lines related to the track.

  • @oldomix2518
    @oldomix2518 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imma be honest, this video is unironically one of the best you've ever made. The jokes are amazing. Well done

  • @TheGalaxyWings
    @TheGalaxyWings ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so excited for your mk8 ranking, I can't wait to see where you'll place Tony Soprano's Island and Toad's Factory

  • @Ardomew
    @Ardomew ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Super Mario Kart was the first in the series I ever played, and my brothers and I loved to race against each other in it! While very archaic by todays standards, it certainly has my respect for jumpstarting what is easily the best non-RPG spinoffs in the Mario universe!
    Looking forward to the 8 Deluxe vid, James! Best of luck to you with this mammoth of a ranking!

  • @Mr.Buck3t
    @Mr.Buck3t ปีที่แล้ว +47

    As much as this game aged poorly, you cannot deny its music is great. Soyo Oka gave it her all to make an amazingly charming soundtrack that came a long way.
    as for my favorites: Mario Circuit Battle Mode, Rainbow Road, and as shit as the course is, Vanilla Lake as my personal favorite.

    • @earlearlwood7050
      @earlearlwood7050 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’ve had koopa beach stuck in my head for the past two months since I decided to try the game. Plus, almost every snes track has a final lap remix in tour that sound amazing. I fully reccomend you go check them out ^^

    • @CaptainRillaboomArmenia
      @CaptainRillaboomArmenia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Vanilla Lakes are so underrated. Especially the second one.

  • @rhinastocroc-boulet5189
    @rhinastocroc-boulet5189 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Finally, the Donut Plains ranking...
    This Ranking will be Legendary !

  • @code-garden-games
    @code-garden-games ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can tell just from your tone at the beginning that you deeply love this game :)

  • @La_cabine_de_Cabine
    @La_cabine_de_Cabine ปีที่แล้ว +2

    >Lauches a Shaffrilla video
    >Gets yelled at until a metal pipe falls on the floor
    >Cool!

  • @KittyLitterYT
    @KittyLitterYT ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can't wait for next episode, where Schaf will rank every mario character's shoes

  • @StarmisYTP
    @StarmisYTP ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:05 you know exactly what you’re getting into when you see this as the intro

  • @ZombieManF
    @ZombieManF ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly Vanilla Lake 2 is probably my biggest guilty pleasure course in the entire series. I acknowledge that it's not good, not by a long shot, but I always have fun playing on it for some reason and genuinely want to see it return as the obligatory SNES course in the next Mario Kart game.

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would it make you feel better that it got a decent glow up in Tour?

  • @PWNDotcom3299
    @PWNDotcom3299 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It's great to see that Bowser Castle 3 came in for the 2nd to last course of the booster pass

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Like how Schaff just sounds so done in this ranking 😂

  • @Anonymous_Individual
    @Anonymous_Individual ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bowser Castle 3 is peak in multiple games now

  • @MondoMovieGaming
    @MondoMovieGaming ปีที่แล้ว +13

    YES! FINALLY! Hes made a video on his 'favourite' game

  • @The-EJ-Factor
    @The-EJ-Factor ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You need to add toads factory in the 8 ranking without explanation even though it didn’t get added

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @The-EJ-Factor
      @The-EJ-Factor ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 finally! Someone responded

    • @Pyrodiac
      @Pyrodiac ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, considering the """""controversy""""" with Toads Factory (if you know you know) I doubt he'd be okay with putting it in what will likely be the longest and most anticipated Mario Kart Ranking of his.

  • @roguetrainer957
    @roguetrainer957 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This video was perfect to watch in 1.25x speed. It really made me feel Schaff's eagerness to move on from this game.

  • @Charismactivism
    @Charismactivism ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Literally no one would click on a ranking of Super Mario Kart courses" - Schaf 10 months ago
    Me when this video released: *immediately clicks*

  • @Klick404
    @Klick404 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Schaff: Here are the 6 B teir courses!
    Me: But there are only 6 courses left
    Scaff: Did I f$@&ing stutter?